Woody: Ah, what a nice, bright and sunny day! Time to hunt shrimpos!
SMG3: Morning, Sherriff Woody.
Woody: Morni- wait. what did you just call me?
SMG3: Sherriff... Woody. That's your name, right.
Woody: It's just Woo-
Saiko: 私たちを訴えさせたいのですか！
Woody: Why would a name I've had for almost 30 years get us sued?
SMG3: Because... it... might.
Woody: Uh... yeah.
Shrek: Hey, cowboy donkey. What's your issue?
Woody: Apparently people are too scared to say my name.
Shrek: What about me, cowboy donkey.
Woody: The only difference is that you call other's donkeys. Like, is this some early Christmas Fools or something?
Jeffy: Nope, it's not a prank.
Woody: Jeffy? What the hell happened to your pen-
Jeffy: DON'T SAY IT!!!!
Woody: I can't say a writing utensil?
Shrek: Well, yeah! We don't want to get sued now do we.
Woody: Yer all insane.
Melony: What's up with him?
Cody: I mean he's got a point since when is someone's name worthy of getting sued.
SMG4: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense!
Hello team 1!
Tari: 15804? We never lost the challenge.
Junior: Yeah, why did you go to us?
Well, you six need to change your team name. Your current one... might get us sued.
Tony the Tiger: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Junior: yeah, what he said! Boooooo!!!!!!
Sorry, but I don't want to get sued.
Cody: Well at least our team name will have a better name than-
NO, DON'T SAY IT!!!!
*Cody's team gets renamed to NO, DON'T SAY IT!*
Melony: That... sounds awful.
SMG4: You said it, Melo-
Are you going to fully say her name?
Tari: Wait, we cant say her name anymore? Why?
Because... there's a character from that community who's name shares the same name as her.
Melony: Seriously!
Junior: Well, sucks that you have to have your named changed to avoid getting sued.
Cody: You're the one to talk Justin Braxton Reynolds Junior.
SMG4: Has his dumb paranoia infected everyone else?
*It cuts to Goodman counting hundred dollar bills*
Mr. Goodman: 2,760, 2,761, 2,762. 2,76-
Are you going to finish saying that number?
Mr. Goodman: Two. Seven. Six. Thr-
Don't spell out each number in it either!
Mr. Goodman: Well what the fuck do you want me to do!
Skip over it! There! Now you're at 2,764 hundred dollar bills.
Mama Luigi: Jeez, he's become so paranoid. What even happened?
Marvin: Yeah, I haven't seen jeffy without his...
Mama Luigi: Nononononononononononnoonnoono! Don't say it!
Marvin:...writing...utensil.
Mama Luigi: Whew! That was close.
Meggy: Why can you guys just say it plainly?
Marvin: Well we don't want him to know.
Hello there, TWO OF THEMers! You have any illegal stuff that'll get us sued.
Joseph: Uh... what are you talking about.
Joseph, remove the basketball from your shirt, it'll get us sued.
Joseph: Okay... you might want to pop every basketball in existence because it'll apparently get us sued.
SMG4 Luigi: And burn down every field that has flowers because it has... well, flowers.
Mario: And cut down all trees.
Ya Boi Duggie: And suck up all the tears.
Axol: And burn out every black hole.
Okay! Okay! It's time for the elimination! Greetings, Team Bobman. You guys failed to free goodman from the door so you lost. Surprisingly, he got only 5 votes. So he's out!
Mr. Goodman: HA! You can't send me to that metal box because you're so scared that it might get us SUED!!!!!
Yeah, you're right. I'm just gonna flush you down a toilet instead!
*Goodman gets flushed down the Toilet of Shae*
Meggy: You got that from...
Total Drama All Stars! Yep! now that's something I WON'T get sued by!
Bob: What if some gen alpha kids talk about it being-
I SAID it's something we WON'T get in trouble for! Everyone! Your next challenge is to give me milk! But it won't be easy! There is a fridge with milk that's about... 2,025 yards away. A cow farm, and a store that has the last milk in stock. Whichever team manages to being me milk is safe! Also! One more thing! Whatever you do... do NOT drink the milk.
*Wanna See my Pencil and TWO OF THEM glares at Mario and Jeffy*
Mario: What?
Jeffy: Yeah, I don't get it.
Axol: Wait, what happens if I use my-
*15804 slaps Axol's inkweaver out of his claws*
NO CHEATING! GO!!!!!
Junior: Okay! Let's go the farm and see Cody's mom!
Cody: Again with this.
SMG3: Okay team, we're going for the fridge.
Bob: I can't believe that we have to go to the store and grab some milk!
Ya Boi Duggie: Does the host expect us to run away and never come back?
Joseph: I mean, since he's making me wear a plain green shirt then yeah, I want whatever that ***** is smoking.
Mario: There it is! The last milk carton!
Mama Luigi: Hey! We saw that first!
Axol: You snooze, you lose!
Ao100909: Excuse me, do you know where the milk is?
SMG4 Karen: Too bad, because I already sold the last milk carton in stock to THOSE 5.
*It cuts to TWO OF THEM leaving the store*
Marvin: Huh, I didn't know you work here?
SMG4 Karen: I'm basically the Brooklyn Guy of SMG4... only without the long stories.
Meggy: Now let's go! We have a team to catch!
Ao100909: Oh no you don't! I wanted that milk fair and square! And you're going to fight me for it.
Diamond Tiara: Huh, you look familiar. Oh wait, 15804 told me all about you.
Ao100909: He did? Wait, you know him!
Meggy: Diamond, what the hell are you doing?
Bob: Yeah! What gives!
SMG4 Karen: Maybe... quiet down.
Diamond Tiara: He said that you were a psychotic, annoying childish asshole. His words, not mine. Hellbent in making nonsense polls on preschool shit.
Ao100909: He said that all about me?
Mama Luigi: No! No!
Diamond Tiara: Yeah, like he said, This finger-licking, dead inside, pixie slab of third-rate dime store nut milk, can eat your delicious cinnamon ring and kick rocks all the way to orange-end.
Marvin: I don't think he said those words his entire life.
Diamond Tiara: Ah! The modesty! People think I’m a shit-topper, but this guy, next level.
I decided to split this into two parts. Also, a surprise cameo from a season 2 contestant that isn't competing in season three! But yeah, apparently I might get sued if I include at least one object show reference. Get ready for part 2 where I mock PETA, Rafael Martinez Martinez and his Encanto obsession along with a post credits scene of my main OC saying what Diamond basically quoted him on basically being a deleted scene from 15804RCV 19. I kinda wanted to mock Logan’s paranoia of getting sued all thanks to a certain user in this wiki who I will not mention since my main OC is basically Logan in this universe and he always gets screwed over by the very person that inspired him to do the reviews and SML parodies and also is paranoid of getting into legal trouble and getting sued. Reminds you of anyone? Don’t worry, the 7902 stuff will still happen but she’ll be structured differently than being a BFDI:TPOT One clone to avoid any lawsuits. Also, next part will include all the seasons 1 and 2 contestants as well as an intervention.