All posts by UglyGrandma

0/10 This is genuinely one of the worst SML videos of all time, idc what anyone says.

Pros:

None

Neutral:

• Goodman going "WHAT THE FU-" at the end was a bit funny but one line should not be an entire pro to an otherwise miserable video.

Cons:

• The plot of this video is awful, not only is it another one of those "Goodman leaves something with Marvin and chaos ensues" videos but the majority of the plot is also pure torture.

• Brooklyn Guy was absolutely fucking horrendous here. This video might be a bottom 3 appearance from him in the entire series imo. He quite literally tortures an innocent cat all because it rightfully scratched him. I would genuinely like to see someone try to defend modern Brooklyn Guy after this video because he is a fucking monster here.

• Jeffy was bad here as well, he's the reason the cat went under the table in the first place.

• The entire beginning segment with Jeffy was annoying.

• The entire segment with the 4 getting high off of the catnip was pure filler and pointless.

• The scene with Brooklyn Guy using the lightsaber and the hammer was fucking awful.

• The scene with Brooklyn Guy using his dog was also really awful.

• The scene with Brooklyn Guy using the taser was actually horrendous. It was already hard to watch from the start but why the FUCK did Logan have to add sound effects of the cat getting harmed?? What the fuck is the humor in this?? This is one of the worst scenes in the entire show imo, as a cat person I actually feel offended.

• The scene with Brooklyn Guy throwing the bomb under the table was ABYSMAL. Like seriously, anyone who defends this fucking psycho after this video is a psycho themself.

• The scene with Brooklyn Guy coming over to the house to show off his "cat coat" was fucking abysmal, again anyone who defends this fucker after he did THIS is a psycho.

Overall, this video was genuinely fucking miserable to watch through, Brooklyn Guy was... actually a terrible person here, like all of his actions were absolutely psychotic here, I don't get what's so funny about him messing up this poor innocent cat, as a cat person this video actually felt offensive to me. Brooklyn Guy, fuck you.

1.5/10 This video is so fucking annoying to sit through.

Pros:

• The beginning segment with the Pink Panther Diamond being stolen was great, it reminded me of The Cookie Jar and I wish the entire video stayed in that tone.

Cons:

• The missed potential this video has is INSANE. Like I said, this video could've been just like The Cookie Jar, and the beginning segment definitely felt like that video. But then the rest of the video is quite literally nonstop filler. Speaking of which, let's get to our main con...

• Brooklyn Guy was fucking garbage here, holy shit. The entire joke with him pronouncing hamburger as "AMBALGAL" was genuinely so fucking annoying to listen to, and it's repeated so fucking much throughout the video.

• The segment with Brooklyn Guy initially coming over to Marvin's house to smell everyone's asses was so fucking weird and gross.

• The scene with Hansel was also really gross and unneeded.

• The entire segment with Marvin and Brooklyn Guy creating a commercial saying they have a diamond store was super boring.

• The scene after the commercial was draggy.

• The scene with the Hamburglar coming to the door with Marvin and Brooklyn Guy not believing him was so fucking annoying and it felt overly convenient for the sake of funny.

• The entire ending segment was fucking abysmal. Karen coming into the video and repeating the same stupid ass fucking "AMBALGAL" gag that Brooklyn Guy was repeating was so fucking annoying to listen to. Brooklyn Guy also saying it on top of her made it even worse as well.

Overall, this video was insanely annoying to sit through, Brooklyn Guy absolutely ruined this video without question. His stupid ass "AMBALGAL" gag was so annoying to sit through and this video had so much potential to be peak and I'm super pissed it wasn't.