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I knew at soon as I saw BTG tell Mario what he thought that there would be a Nicktendo animation

In the Judge Jeffy video, Clarissa is seen crying, and Brooklyn Guy says that she's a single other, yet Clarissa is said to be Emily's mother aswell. Is she a single mother or not?

Marvin: Uh- we're ready to order.

Clarissa: Okay, what would you like, sir?

Brooklyn Guy: Uh, come to me last, I haven't picked an appetizer.

[Brooklyn Guy begins to read the menu.]

Clarissa: Hhokay, sir, how 'bout you, what would you like to eat?

Marvin: I would like the Mac & Cheese burger.

Clarissa: And what would you like as your side?

Marvin: Oooh.. [Marvin whispers to Brooklyn.] what are the sides?

Brooklyn Guy: Mh, let's look! [Brooklyn reads the menu.]

[Clarissa sighs.]

Brooklyn Guy: I'm sorry, did you just sigh?

Clarissa: Yes?

Marvin: [Panics.] Uhh, I-I'll get the french fries! I'll get the french fries! I-I like the french fries-

Brooklyn Guy: Well, you're NOT supposed to sigh! You're a WAITER! I already told you, your job is to WAIT!

Clarissa: Oh, well I'm sorry [She raises her voice.] that I'm not a FUCKING robot and that I DON'T JUST STAND THERE WAITING FOR YOU!

Marvin: [Panics even harder.] A-uhh-

Brooklyn Guy: [Raises his voice aswell.] THAT'S YOUR JOB! WE OWN YOU! YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING WE SAY! Isn't that right, Marvin?!?

Marvin: [Is panicking to the extreme.] G-g-guys it's okay-

[Shrek begins raising his arms up and down rapidly, the thought of how he can order as much cheesecake as he wants makes him ecstatic.]

Clarissa: MY JOB ISN'T TO LICK YOUR ASS ALL THE TIME!! HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST ORDER CALMLY?!? I ALREADY ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED ME TO COME BACK LATER, AND YOU SAID NO! YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST DOING THIS SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME!!

Brooklyn Guy: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THIS?! BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING WAITER, YOUR JOB IS TO WAIT, GODDAMN IT!!

Clarissa: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD MY FUCKING LIFE IS?!? I HAVE TO WORK SO MANY JOBS JUST TO PROVIDE FOR MY FAMILY!! I'M A TEACHER AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH KIDS CONSTANTLY PISSING ME OFF, I WORK AT A STRIP CLUB AND I'M A WAITRESS AT APPLEBEE'S-

[Clarissa lowers her voice...]

Clarissa: Wait..

[...and raises it again.]

Clarissa: AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM APPLEBEE'S?!?

Brooklyn Guy: YEAH, SO WHAT?

Clarissa: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEPT TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!

Brooklyn Guy: SO WH-

Clarissa: GET THE FUCK OUT!!

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!?

Clarissa: YOU HEARD ME WELL! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT!! GO! GO! NOW!!

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU KNOW I'M A LAYWER, RIGHT?!?

Clarissa: I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!!

Brooklyn Guy: RRR, FINE, DAMN IT!!

[Brooklyn Guy gets up.]

Brooklyn Guy: I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!

Clarissa: GOOD RIDDANCE!!

[Brooklyn Guy storms out.]

Brooklyn: I'M LEAVING THE LOWEST REVIEW POSSIBLE!

Clarissa: GO AHEAD, THEN!!

[Brooklyn Guy has left.]

[By now, Marvin is absolutely traumatized. Shrek is still raising his arms up & down.]

[Clarissa sighs, again. The thing that got her into that argument in the first place.]

Clarissa: Uh, sir, if you don't mind, I'll go take my Xanax.

[Marvin stutters incomprehensibly & uncontrollably.]

[Clarissa leaves. The camera pans up. Cut to a few minutes later.]

[The video continues as normal, but without Brooklyn Guy.]

Took me a while to make this.