Marvin: Lousy no good—How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—? Wait a minute.
(plays three notes on Jeffy's Cat Piano)
Everybody in the U.S.A.
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He's Hank and he's really really lame.
Hank Huckerdoo tried to wreck my song,
His views on marriage is wrong.
I hate his guts and Hank is his name.
Rose, Jeffy, Brooklyn Guy, Braxton and Chef Pee Pee: H-U-C-K-E-R-D-O-O!
Marvin: He's the man I hate best!
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
Mr. Goodman: Excuse me, Marvin, I was trying to come and get your house payment but I couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
Rose: Goodman?
Marvin: Hey, Goodman if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound.
Mr. Goodman: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
Marvin: [sighs] Fine.
Rose and Jeffy: H-U-C-K-E-R
Marvin: His name is Hank!
Rose and Jeffy: D-O-O,
Marvin: It's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein
Or Dr. No!
Goodman:
Hank,
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His wife hates him because he calls her a hoe!
Rose and Jeffy: H-U-C-K-E-R,
Marvin: He hates his kids more
Rose and Jeffy: D-O-O,
Marvin: His wife is a whore!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
Mr. Goodman: Florida rocks with Marvin joyous loathing filling clubs...with angry Valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Hank to the disco beat.
Marvin and Mr. Goodman:
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
Marvin and Mr. Goodman: (The Huckerdoos also singing along to the radio in their car), If you despise polite arresting you,
Then I doubt you'll like Hank Huckerdoo
Or his creepy little offspring, Timmy and Susie.
Timmy: That's us!
Susie: Hooray!!!
Audience (including Logan, Lance, Lovell, Pooby, Elaina, Chilly and Tito): H-U-C-K-E-R!
Logan: His name is Hank!
Audience: D-O-O!
Logan: Let me be Frank.
Marvin and Y U Dumb Elementary Students (including Principal Steinbeck and Jackie Chu): The smiling no mustached geek who walks with God!
Jackie Chu: Class dismissed.
Marvin: Hey, what are we gonna wear tomorrow?