Steve Staleburger

Plot: Junior accidentally kills Penelope when mistaking a bowling ball for a basketball, so he tries to cover it up by making it look like suicide. There's a funeral for Penelope in this episode. In the ending however, a year later after the funeral, Penelope somehow rises from the dead, and was buried alive the whole time.

Characters: Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, Penelope, Brooklyn T. Guy, Jonathan, Karen, Barbara Guy, Simmons, Steve Staleburger, Mr. Goodman

This is the last Piggy X SML chapter I’m gonna be posting in a while.

Piggy X SML (Chapter 12 - Plant)

Mr. P’s delusional thoughts grew wilder as he began to attack us in an attempt to get us to leave him alone. We persisted in trying to get his attention, but he would not listen. He was in a world of his own, blinded by his own remorse. It was not long before I, too, began to suffer from unwanted thoughts. I cycled through my own memories, being attacked by the past. I was searching for something - anything - to get me back into the real world. That was until I found a photo of Mr. P’s wife. I showed it to him, and that was when it all came back to him. He finally came to terms with his actions, seeing us no longer as regretful memories. He told us his story. He did everything to save his wife who was suffering from a sickness, and caused the world to burn in the process. Nothing hurt him more in this world than himself, and he was afraid of his actions. He became more and more desperate for solutions, sacrificing those closest to him in the process. Georgie and Jeffy were upset and wanted revenge, but I convinced them to not do anything to him. If one of them harmed Mr. P, they would not be any better than Mr. P. They were too blinded by their emotions to realize what they were doing, and if Georgie or Jeffy went through with it, they too would have suffered just like him. We soon left the plant, leaving behind Mr. P. Zizzy, Steve, and Pony greeted us with great joy. With the search for Mr. P finally over, we were unsure of what to do. We all stopped to take a moment to think. Then, Georgie’s face lit up a he came up with an idea. What if we looked for a cure? Maybe it wasn’t such a ridiculous idea. We live in a world of all sorts of people, so perhaps it wouldn’t be too far-fetched to come across someone working on something that could help us out. There’s only one way to find out.

(This is the end of Book 1)

(THIS IS YOUR POV)

Characters

• Player (You)

• Mr. P (final appearance)

• Georgie Piggy

• Jeffy

• Zizzy

• Pony

• Steve Staleburger

• Badgy

• Ms. P (flashback)

• Piggy (Penny Piggy) (flashback, end credits)

• Mother Piggy (flashback)

• Father Piggy (flashback)

• Doggy (end credits)

• Bunny (end credits)

• Grandmother (end credits)

• Dr. Beary (end credits)

• Teacher (end credits)

Piggy X SML (Chapter 11 - Outpost)

The outpost was swarming with infected soldiers. Also, we saved a senior named Steve Staleburger, a part-time news anchor and business man who had fighting skills. The four of us opened the sealed doors of the plant, where Mr. P presumably flew to. As I prepared to enter, Georgie and Jeffy showed up. They snuck out of the safe place and followed us. I was not pleased to see them at all, because they could’ve been easily harmed. It was a relief to see them unscathed, though. I can’t say I was surprised after finding out how well they managed on their own. They wanted to see Mr. P, the one responsible for making Georgie’s family act the way they did. I reluctantly agreed to bring them along as long as they remained close and out of any more trouble. Georgie, Jeffy, and I entered the plant, leaving Zizzy, Steve, and Pony to fend off against the soldiers and protect us from being swarmed. It was there that we found Mr. P, speaking strangely. He seemed to hold a deep regret for his actions, and could not seem to cope with that. When he realized we were there, he believed we were nothing but ghosts who had come to haunt him. Mr. P was unable to come to terms with reality and ran off. We followed him for a final confrontation.

(THIS IS YOUR POV)

Characters

• Player (You)

• Zizzy

• Pony

• Steve Slaleburger

• Jeffy

• Georgie Piggy

• Mr. P

• Torcher

• Soldiers

• Piggy (Penny Piggy) (indirectly mentioned)

• Mother Piggy (indirectly mentioned)

• Father Piggy (indirectly mentioned)

I used this video as the inauguration of my WIP grading system and... wow. This video failed, just failed. It got a F, 0/100. And I definitely see why.

Here are the notes, it's paraphrased a bit, and again my grading system is mostly subjective and opinion based

-8 overused joke ("Marvin please," It's Duggies fallback joke and it does NOT get funnier)

-8 overused joke (map packs joke also is a fallback joke and it as well does not get funnier every time)

-15 (Duggie nicktendo animation, didn'tprogress the plot at all, blatant filler)

-8 overused joke (Nicktendo animation a recite of a movie, Brooklyn Guy's trademark)

-5 (scene stretched out till pretty much after the Nicktendo animation to 4:09)

-5 (scene with Brooklyn Guy at door was too long, and yet so short for the only other location)

-8 (Duggie just so damn annoying, more than usual)

-8 (rushed ending, plus a whole minute being a sponsership)

-10 (only 5 characters, and two had a screen time of around 2 minutes each)

-10 (only two filming locations, RED COUCH, and the doorway)

-15 (clearly a bottle episode as 90% of the video was on the red couch)

Brooklyn Guy since his debut all the way to 2018 was a minor to secondary character. He came in a video once in a full moon and that's all we needed of him, but recently his character has went through rot so much that he should be removed altogether from the channel.

Brooklyn Guy used to be a blue-collared working class character that was only inserted in a episode when needed, but now it seems he's just he's just here whenever there's filler to be put in. He was once a funny character with logic, but now has become the droning noise of plot progression/convienience, character role fill, and exposition dumping.

He has now become less of a character as a whole and more as a crutch to Logan during the writting process. At this point, Brooklyn Guy has no redeeming qualities as he's become a fool like the rest, goes on and on about stories only to que Nicktendo animations which is just a red flag for filler. His previous role as the blue-collared working class becomes less and less meaningful since He took up most of the white-collared jobs Goodman used to have.

To put it simply, Logan should just kill him off or just refill his old role as the blue-collared working class and only put him in when its nessisary to the plot.

1. Pizza (10/10) > Burger (10/10)

2. Steve Staleburger (7/10) is a Good Character

3. @DimentioIsAwesome1 (0.5/10) is a garbage SML User (no drama btw)

4. The DNA Test (5.5/10) is meh

5. Dairy Queen (9.5/10) is an Amazing Chain

Pros:

1. Cody was amazing

2. Judge pooby was ok

3. Jeffy's Cameo was funny

4. HIJO DE PUTA!!!!!!!

Cons:

1. JUNIOR AND JOSEPH WERE AWFUL

2. Booger was completely filler

3. Brooklyn guy was unlikable

4. The president shit was stupid

5. The color green being illegal was stupid

6. The Ending was a big asspull

7. Needless and Endless Cody torture

Final rating 0.1/10

While i have 4 Pros this shit is just absolutely horrendus and this is why i rate this shit a 0.1 out of 10

+Mario was funny

+Jeffy was good( the hotdog throwing actually got funny the second time)

+Rosalina was ok

+Joseph was good

+Junior was good

+Cody was funny

+Atso returning was a pleasant surprise

+Brooklyn Guy having an obsession with nipples was funny

+Ok I will give the crew credit, they actually remembered the French fries from “Cody’s French Fries”

7.9/10

1. ”Jeffy’s Drivers Licence” is underrated (7.5/10)

2. ”Junior’s New Room” is overrated (4.5/10)

3. Jonathan in my Top 3 Least Favorite SML Characters list (now that I think about it, he's probably worse than Penelope tbh)

4. ”ChicKEN Pox” is decent (6/10)

5. ”Jeffy Goes Bowling” is an awful video (2/10)

6. Cameel Habib Habab is an awful character (1.5/10)

7. “Joseph the Millionaire” is my least favorite SML Video (0/10)

8. Jeffy is a dishonorable mention in my Worst Characters List

9. Junior > Rosalina

10. Steve Stalboerger is a good character (7/10)

Do you like him, hate him or think he’s meh?

Btw, don’t argue