Talk:Jeffy's Birthday Surprise!/@comment-31069972-20180824052940

Alternate Ending:

Brooklyn Guy: So now, it's no longer your Birthday. Nice Hat!

Mario: BROOKLYN GUY, STOP!

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, I'll stay here for a little bit.

Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?

Mario: HEY!

Jeffy: Not you, daddy... I'M TALKING TO THAT GUY WHO BLEW *MY* CANDLES AND STOLE *MY* BIRTHDAY WISH!

Mario: Oh, well, Brooklyn Guy, Can you explain to me?

Brookleh Guy: Yeah

Mario: BROOKLYN GUY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?

Brooklyn Guy: Do what?

Jeffy: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DID! WHY DID YOU RUIN MY BIRTHDAY?!?

Mario: Yeah! Why did you ruin my son's birthday?!

Brooklyn Guy: So that way nobody gest confused if it's his birthday or mine! So, I got my wish that on August 21st, your son will never have his birthday ever again!

Jeffy: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT FUCKING WISH BACK, BITCH!!!

Mario: YEAH! TAKE THAT WISH BACK!

Brooklyn Guy: I can't! But I'm glad that it will never be your son's birthday on my birthday!

Mario: NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER CAKE FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!

Brooklyn Guy: Too late because your son will never have his birthday on August 21st ever again!

Jeffy: THEN WHEN WILL MY BIRTHDAY BE AT NOW, YOU DUMBASS?!?!?

Mario: YEAH WHEN WIL MY SON'S BIRTHDAY BE AT NOW?!

Brooklyn Guy: Hmm... how about... December 21st!

Mario: WHAT?!?

Jeffy: NO!! NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO WAIT 4 MORE FUCKING MONTHS!!! I WANT IT ON TODAY!!!

Mario: YEAH YOU BETTER TAKE THAT WISH BACK, OR WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!

Brooklyn Guy: (gasps) you woudn't do that!

Mario: YES I WOULD, IF YOU DON'T GET MY SON ANOTHER BIRTHDAY CAKE, WE WILL NOT BE FRIENDS EVER AGAIN!

Brooklyn Guy: But-

Mario: NO BUTS! IF YOU DON'T LET MY SON GET HIS BIRTHDAY WISH AGAIN, I'M KICKING YOU OUT AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, fine! I'll go get the cake for your son!

Jeffy: YEAH YOU FUCKING BETTER!!!

(after Brooklyn Guy came back)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, here is the cake.

Mario: Did you put the number 14 on it?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes...

Mario: okay but before we start, say your sorry to Jeffy.

Brooklyn Guy: (mumbles the word "I'm sorry")

Mario: Speak louder!

Brooklyn Guy: I'm Sorry!

Jeffy: WELL APOLOGY NOW FUCKING ACCEPTED NOW THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER HIGH!

Mario: Okay, Brooklyn Guy, let's sing "Happy Birthday" to Jeffy.

Mario and Brooklyn Guy: Happy Birthday to-

Brooklyn Guy: Me!

Mario: NO! STOP IT! BAD BOY!

Brooklyn Guy: *cries* YOU SAID I'M A BAD BOY?!?

Mario: YES! BUT DON'T DO WHAT JEFFY DOES BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Brooklyn Guy: okay...

(after the song)

Mario: Okay, Jeffy! Blow out the candles!

Brooklyn Guy: *prepares to blow*

Jeffy: *blows out candles*

Brooklyn Guy: HEY! THOSE CANDLES WERE FOR ME!

Mario: BROOKLYN GUY!!! STOP IT!

Brooklyn Guy: okay... BUT STILL THOSE CANDLES WERE STILL FOR ME!

Mario: NO they weren't! Alright, Jeffy! Make a wish!

Brooklyn Guy: *prepares to make a wish*

Mario: NO!

Jeffy: I wish that my birthday was in August 21st and Brooklyn Guy's Birthday was in November 21st.

(wish came true)

Jeffy: YAY! MY WISH CAME TRUE!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, what was it!

Jeffy: Well, guy, I wished for my birthday back in August 21st and your birthday in November 21st!

Brooklyn Guy: OH NO!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS NOW IN NOVEMBER!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?

Mario: Well, Brooklyn Guy, it was your fault for getting rid of my son's birthday!

THE END

P.S. Sorry if you guys think it doesn't make any sense