Talk:Nintendo Switch/@comment-27000904-20170305042123/@comment-5123471-20170305111435

Great ending. However I have one of my own.

Mario unfortunately failed as the Investor didn't approve of it. And Goodman comes to bite off Mario's nutsack.

Goodman: You had one fucking job Mario! One fucking job! You just have fucking test the thing out, but you instead broke it! Now I am gonna bite your fucking nutsack off as punishment!

Mario: No it's not my fault! I can explain!

Goodman: SILENCE! I don't want to hear a word you say.


 * Goodman bites off Mario's testicle and Mario screams in pain and agony*

Goodman: That's what you get for fucking with me M'kay.

The End? No. It's not the end yet, it's only the beginning.

After that, Mario becomes tramatized for hours after Goodman bit off his nutsack.

But then it came. Mario's trama slowly turned into blazing anger.

Mario decides to get REVENGE on Jeffy and Goodman!

Mario then calls the police.

When the police arrived:

Brooklyn T Guy: Okay, so why did you call me here?

Mario then shows him his bloody crotch with his nutsack missing.

Mario: This.

Brooklyn T Guy: OH MY GOD! What happened there?

Mario: you see, Goodman bit off my nutsack all because the Nintendo Switch I was supposed to give a investor was broken. But It wasn't my fault. I wasn't the one who broke it. It was my stupid kid who did.

Brooklyn T Guy: Jesus Christ that's Terrible! I didn't know some would actually do  that! Can you show me your kid?

Mario: He's right there:

Jeffy: Hi there Mr. Police Officer, what doin?


 * Brooklyn T Guy then whacks Jeffy with a Nightstick*

Brooklyn T Guy: That oughtta teach you for getting your dad in trouble for something that's not his fault. Now to get that nutsack biting maniac.

Later, Brooklyn T Guy bursts into Goodman's office.

Goodman: Did you just fucking burst into my office? Who do you think you are?

Brooklyn T Guy: I am officer Brooklyn T Guy, and you are under arrest for biting the nutsack off the mascot of Nintendo!

Goodman: What? I am under fucking arrest?

Brooklyn T Guy: Yes you are! You bit off Mario's nutsack which probably gave  him a terrible moment in his which he'll never forget. I have never seen anyone deliberatley do such a cruel and despicable thing to the most popular mascot of the gaming world.


 * Brooklyn T Guy then handcuffs Goodman*

Goodman: No! Please let me go! I'm Sorry!

Brooklyn T Guy: It's too late. You have already permanetly damaged Mario's life and you should have let him explained but no, you just had to bite his nutsack off.