12 Days of Christmas/Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... (Toad gets shot)
 * Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Seven Shrek's-a-pooping,
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Eight shrimps-a-hunting,
 * Seven Shrek's-a-pooping,
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Nine lucky dollars,
 * Eight shrimps-a-hunting,
 * Seven Shrek's-a-pooping,
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Ten seconds of peeping,
 * Nine lucky dollars,
 * Eight shrimps-a-hunting,
 * Seven Shrek's-a-pooping,
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Eleven hours crying,
 * Ten seconds of peeping,
 * Nine lucky dollars,
 * Eight shrimps-a-hunting,
 * Seven Shrek's-a-pooping,
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings,
 * And Black Yoshi's Call of Duty.
 * Twelve tasty nuts,
 * Eleven hours crying,
 * Ten seconds of peeping,
 * Nine lucky dollars,
 * Eight shrimps-a-hunting,
 * Seven Shrek's-a-pooping,
 * Six cups of MILK!,
 * Five... angry birds!...
 * Four calling dudes,
 * Three sharpened knives,
 * Two a** whippings (AAH!)...,
 * And... Black... Yoshi's... Call... of... Du-ty!

Black Yoshi: Ain't nobody gettin' mah Call of Duty, folk. Merry Christm