Wanna See My Pencil?

Lyrics:
Wanna See My Pencil? (X4)

Hey Daddy, Wanna see my pencil?

I stick it in my nose, until it hits the metal!

Its yellow, its special, It tastes like a pretzel,

I hit it on my head, to make it instrumental!

I'm mental! I'm crazy! Diaper like a baby!

Who's the Easter Bunny? You know that it's my daddy,

My rhymes are freaking hot, you weren't even ready,

I got my jammies on, I'm ready, for beddy.

Wanna see my pencil? (X11)

Know you wanna see my pencil!

Cat Piano-oh-oh-So-lo-oh-oh-oh-oh-uh-uh-uh-u-uh-uh-uh-uh UH UH!

Back on the track, these hoes I smack,

These haters can't kill me, you know that's a fact!

These diapers I pat, my piano is a cat,

I see a can of green beans, I hit it with a bat!

Always wear my helmet, don't have to ride a bike,

If these bullies wanna try me, you know we're gonna fight!

People say they hate me, well they can take a hike,

I just schooled these haters, Now let me drop the mic.

Wanna see my pencil? (X11)

Know you wanna see my pencil!

"Wanna See my Pencil?" is the 2nd rap (after Why?) written and performed by Jeffy. The song appears in Jeffy The Rapper 2.