Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-34134665-20170712160845/@comment-32634486-20170831042023

"Mr. Goodman, president of Sapporo in Japan and Cantonment in the States, has decided to unleash an army of Islamic intruders from the Middle East. They are almost guaranteed to reach the eastern US borders within 48 hours and we warn everyone to prepare for the attack. The intruders are armed with missiles, tanks, planes, bombs, and other weapons, including higher tech military equipment than what our country achieved. The reason for the assault is not certain, but there's a rumor going on that the president is plotting a war against the Jewish and Christians." The news lady said.