Talk:Cody the Vampire!/@comment-29980109-20180204041511

SML Shortie Idea: Jeffy's Substitute Dad

 Plot  Jeffy: Mommy I'm hungry! Rosalina: Well Jeffy, Mario is with Chef Peepee going to make some kind of alfredo Jeffy: What that? Rosalina: As you always say...I don't even know. (laughs at him) Jeffy: Why you do that? I don't say that Rosalina: Yes you did. Jeffy: Well, beef. --- Chef Peepee: mmmm, mmm, mmmm. The Shrimp alfredo is almost done! Mario: Wow Chef Peepee. It sure looks good. Jeffy's gonna love it. Chef Peepee: Well, Woody suggests it because of his love of shrimp and I think it's tasty as all heck! Mario: and people say you suck. HA! Chef Peepee: (laughs) I like you Mario. Not in a gay way though. Mario: I know. Woody: Hey Mario. The dang ol' Shrimpo Pasta's all gol dern done yet? Mario: Nearly Chef Peepee: Yeah like he said... Jeffy: UHHHHHHHH! Mario: What are you doing Jeffy! Aren't you suppose to be with Rosalina? Jeffy: She's boring. Mario: Jeffy don't say that to my wife! That was not even called for! Jeffy: Why? Chef Peepee: Jeffy. Leave Jeffy: No! Mario: JEFFY! Jeffy: Shut the heck up! I wanna stay with you too and not that she-thing! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, YOU CAN GROUND ME! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! Mario: Good Idea Jeffy. You're grounded til the next episode! Jeffy: I hate you all...(then leaves) --- Bowser: (laughs) Oh man Charlie. You are my #1 favorite show! Too bad you're not in my house.... Jeffy: UHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Bowser smacks Jeffy) Bowser: Get Lost, boy who is not my son! Jeffy: I wanna be your daddy. Bowser: Oh okay, you wanna replace my son huh? Jeffy: Well, if you're better than the stupid plumber... Bowser: Mario? Jeffy: i don't even know...- Rosalina: (out of nowhere) HA! I KNEW IT (scares Bowser) Bowser: What the douce, woman! You know a lot better than to scare me! What is wrong with you?! Jeffy: Yeah, ex-mommy. Bowser is my substitute daddy! Bowser: I love you new son. Rosalina: Jeffy. you do realize that your so-called "dad" is BOWSER Bowser: AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE JEFFY ALONE! Jeffy: Yeah ex-mommy! Rosalina: Fine Jeffy and Bowser. I'm leaving (crying) Bowser: Crybaby. --- Black Yoshi: (playing CoD as usual) Oh folk! I love CoD! (hearing Rosalina cry) What the heck man. Rosalin-is crying. Mario and her had divorce already. I knew she no good. Pssch...what a minutes. Oh man I dont wanna do this...but for once, ima pause this game...and Im'ma go check its out folk! (Rosalina crying) Mario: There there baby. I'm sure Jeffy will come back from our villain eventually...(breaks up) I hope. Black Yoshi: Whaddup folk! You both had a divorce-cis-cis? Mario: No and never will Black Yoshi. Jeffy is with Bowser. Black Yoshi: Oh. Well, he's a pet retard anyway folk. Rosalina: No he's not. He's (sniffs heavily) a brat! (bawling) Mario: Rosalina is in distress and I'm upset with this situation...and I can't believe you are not playing CoD right now. Black Yoshi: Well folk. It's the thought that counts when it comes to women....and it's my first time, bro Mario: Wow. I...I never thought you turned around like that! Black Yoshi: WHOA WHOA WHOA FOLK! Just cause I have a soft spot on hot chicks, doesn't make me nip it to the buds folk! In fact, i'm going back to my game. Hope yous two get better. Adios. Mario: See ya. Woody: Hey you two sad lovebirds. The din is read' Mario: OK Woody. Jeffy's not with us for this and we'll be there in a sec. Where's Shre---oh yeah. Bathroom Shrek: (out of nowhere) INCORRECT Red Donkey. I was just about to inform you that the bathroom is clogged bad. Mario: SHREK! THAT'S THE EIGHTH TIME THIS WEEK! What's with you and your cheesecake! --- Junior: Oh man! I love Thomas the Train. Rosalina: (still crying) Okay...new son, come to the kitchen. Junior: Wait a minute, I have a mom?! Wait til I tell Cody and Joseph! Rosalina: temporarily yeah. You and (sniff) Jeffy swapped parents. Mario: Hurry up new son. Junior: Oh no...Mario!!! (screams to Chef Peepee) --- Junior: Chef Peepee!! Chef Peepee!!! Chef Peepee!!!!! Chef Peepee: What do you want JUNIOR! Woody: Yeah youngin'. Do you know it's rude to scream at the... Junior: Yeah i know hillbilly. Anyway Chef Peepee...Why's Mario my dad?! Chef Peepee: Because Jeffy and Mario...and now Rosalina had a quarrel and I guess they had a temporary swap. Now sit down and eat the alfredo. Junior: Your cooking sucks. Chef Peepee: DO'H! JUNIOR SHUT UP! --- This is just part one of it...and part 2 would probably consist of Mr. Goodman (at the news), Brooklyn T Guy (as a cop) and maybe Popeye (as a cameo at the end)