How to Save Princess Peach, the Black Yoshi Way?

Bus' a cap in Mario's fat ace, and make sweet lovin' to da Peachy Girl! And don't worry 'bout dem kids, tho, just don't pay dat child support and say they ain't yours! Be sure to get a restrainin' order to make sure she don't pull no bulls**t. You know like, trying to get chu to write her a big fat check? All dat s**t. She try it, pshhh, jus' whoop dat trick, man!