Talk:Hansel/@comment-27491443-20160327121014

I wish Hansel was Jeffy's dad! Except Hansel doesn't live on "7 Jeffy Street" because Mrs. Jeffy is sick and tired of Hansel Jeffy being an alcoholic. (One of the most common causes of daddy issues besides your dad being too over-protective) Mrs. Jeffy demands a divorce, so Hansel crawls out of the house, while Mrs. Jeffy drops Jeffy off at Mario/Bowser's apartment.