Brooklyn T. Guy

 is a recurring character in SuperMarioLogan. A sarcastic man from Brooklyn, New York, with a Brooklyn accent, the Brooklyn Guy has many jobs and he also has a family that he dislikes. He usually isn't very helpful and thinks of stupid ways to fix things and he is the main antagonist of the Home Alone videos Home Alone and Home Alone 2 and the SML Video The Purge. He's in Jail for killing Thomas.

Personality
The Brooklyn Guy is mainly sarcastic, especially when being annoyed by other characters. Sometimes, he can be mean and rude to everyone like in Bowser's House Fire!. He is also stupid, as shown when he was a cook. But in some videos his personality can completely change; for example, in "The Grilled Cheese" and "The Pizza Delivery!" he makes completely stupid and nonsensical jokes while maniacally laughing, and in "Bowser Junior's Candy Bar!" he thinks of intelligent ways to deal with things. Sometimes these personalities can mix together, as shown in "Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket!

Jobs

 * Firefighter
 * Electrician
 * Exterminator
 * Accountant
 * Plumber
 * Construction Worker
 * Game Show Host
 * Doctor
 * Cook
 * Cupid
 * Burglar
 * Pokemon Professor
 * Part-time Police Officer
 * Gym Fanatic
 * Animal Wrangler
 * Guinness Book of World Records Inspector
 * Toys 'R' Us Employee
 * Postal Delivery Worker
 * Firework Black Marketer
 * Disney World Costume Character
 * Locksmith
 * YouTuber
 * Fake Spider-Man
 * American Idol Judge
 * Eye Doctor
 * Actor
 * Pizza Deliverer
 * Driving School Instructor
 * Lightsaber Builder
 * TV Jedi
 * Store Employee
 * Lawyer
 * Billionaire
 * Artist
 * Military Sargent
 * Papa John's Pizza Delivery Man
 * GameStop Cashier
 * Military Trainer

Murders
Mario (by accident) Thomas

Quotes

 * "Yeah, take that, you fiery bastard!"
 * "You son of a bitch!"
 * "This looks like a job for the Brooklyn Firefighter."
 * "Hello and welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire!"
 * "I didn't GIVE it to him, he TOOK it!"
 * "I am a doctor, it's just that I have a lot of jobs, and you kinda called me at a bad time."
 * "No need to panic! I'm the Brooklyn Firefighter, and I'm here to help!"
 * "What are y'all people doing in here?! [...] Get out of the corner! What are you doing? Come on, let's go!"
 * "Wake up, jackass, there's a fire in here!"
 * "Nai, asshole, come here!"
 * "I'm the Brooklyn Firefighter, and I'm also a part-time police officer."
 * "See this candle here? This candle was the cause of the fire, and so...everything in there smells like baked apples."
 * "Yeah, somebody must've left it on a bed or somethin', I dunno."
 * "Do you know what year it is? Doctors don't come to houses anymore."
 * "Glued to a toilet seat?"
 * "You know, you're the only kind of people who keep having these problems. I don't go to anybody's house for this. You're the only people I ever show up at."
 * "Oh good, it's this thing again."
 * "Oh, now you're talking to me."
 * "You can't have those, you're diabetic!"
 * "I don't know, he's an ogre! I don't know how to handle this!"
 * "I'm amazed—frankly, I'm amazed that he's alive. I would've given him a week to live, but he should've had a week to live like three years ago. He should be dead. He should be long dead."
 * "You have no idea how lucky I am! Oh my God!'
 * ""Then why is it on the outside of ya pants?"'
 * ""Wow, Flawless logic Jeffy! You are smarter than you even look!"'
 * ""Wake up, soldier! It's time to go to Military School!""
 * ""Out of bed! Out of bed! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
 * ""Alright, maggots. I am Master Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy! But you'll just call me Master! Is that understood?""

Trivia

 * In his first appearance, he was shown to be stupid as he failed to rescue Toad from a tree because he distracted himself with a phone.
 * During his recent appearances he was significantly smarter, and shown to be sarcastic, especially when he gets annoyed by other characters.
 * The Brooklyn Guy having several jobs could've been inspired by Larry from The Amazing World Of Gumball.
 * So far, he is the most common recurring character, It also may have been inspired by Goodman.
 * In his first appearance, he was voiced by Lance, he was then voiced by Chris later in his next appearance to the present episodes.
 * In "Bowser Junior Loses Thomas!", it is revealed that he doesn't have a name.
 * He has a total of 31 different jobs with the firefighter job as his most worked.
 * He implies in The Pizza Delivery! that he has a small penis.
 * "American Idol Episode 1" marks the first episode in which the Brooklyn Guy actually calls himself "the Brooklyn Guy".
 * He states in The 1UP! that he was a drug user in his college days.
 * He also states that he has been in an orgy before.
 * He implies that he is rather unathletic, and once broke his shin and cried while trying out for football in high school.
 * He is Dafawfulizer's 2nd favorite character, being beaten by Black Yoshi.

Poll
Do you like Brooklyn Guy? Yes! No. Kind of.

Poll 2
Is Brooklyn Guy funny? Yes Kind Of No