Talk:The Teleportation Machine!/@comment-36196815-20181014025118

SML Idea: The contract!

Mario actually has his house payment, but Mario asks Craig the Devil to force Goodman to sign a contract that will make him give up on:

Nutsack biting

Swearing

Sewing nutsacks to mouths

Purple nurples

Severing balls

Shoving things in butts

Cannibalism

Goodman refuses to sign it, so Craig decides to burn Goodman's drivers licence. Goodman is freaked out at first, but then he signs the contract. Craig explains if Goodman violates the rules of the contract, he will be tortured for eternal damnation. Goodman tries to get someone to kil Mario for him, but Craig states it would ALSO violate the contract.