User blog:HaroldDaSavage/Ranking the 12 Main SML Characters

12: Joseph

Joseph is of all the characters the most boring and bland. His only purpose is to side with Junior in arguments with Cody. His characteristics are liking sports and being “cool”. The only thing Logan did to Joseph to give him character development is Kill off his mom. If Joseph could have more traits he could be higher on this list.

11: Rosalina

She’s a lot like Jospeh where she’s just the dumb blonde stereotype who likes stars and space. She was annoying at first but I started to like her as it gave Mario lots of motives to impress her which was funny. Rosalina’s Ex-Boyfrined was a great video. Now her only purpose is just to contrast Mario when he wants to punish Jeffy. Hopefully after Elaina’s Break Logan will have thought of new and creative ways to use her.

10: Jeffy

Jeffy well is Jeffy. The problem with Jeffy is that he’s in so many videos. Good Jeffy videos can be made like Jeffy’s Brain and Smart Jeffy to name a few. If there weren’t so many Jeffy fans and he only had about 1-2 videos a month he could be a very funny character like in his older videos where he got a lot of praise. His jokes have all gotten stale and if Logan wants to get more views with Jeffy just give him camels and out him in the thumbnail. I don’t know. It’s just that there are good ways to do Jeffy videos it’s just with so many of them he has become stale.

9: Bowser Junior

Junior is the only character to have some serious growth. He started as a mediocre character and quickly became one of the most hated for being a brat and annoying. He always got away and rarely received consequences for his actions. He always ruined Chef Pee Pee’s life. His antics created the term “Chef Pee Pee torture-porn”. Eventually Junior became more mature and the Bowser Junior videos started to become the best Logan had ever made. Personally I think the videos made in the apartment were not the best Junior videos but the best videos he made period. The reason he’s in 9th place because I like the videos mainly for the antics Junior and friends get around to not the character. Now Junior is fairly fleshed out but, his role as a character isn’t to stand out. He’s now portrayed as your average bratyish kid who just wants to have fun with his friends but, gets himself in wacky, supernatural and adult situations.

8: Mario

Mario is the main protagonist of the SML videos. That’s sound right because it’s SML not SJL or SBJL. Mario is just your average guy. By himself he isn’t that entertaining but his reactions to the craziness going on around him is what people like. He might’ve been higher if not for his more recent appearances. It now seems like his only purpose is to get mad at Whatever Jeffy does. Now I know that’s what he always did to Characters like Black Yoshi, Shrek, Woody, Tony, Mr. Pig, Mama Luigi, The Angry Birds and the Taco Bell Chihuahua but, (I know this sounds nitpicky) but when he says “Jeffy Stop It!” it slowly gives me brain cancer. I know Mario can be used better like in The Bet or the Mario’s ___ Problem Videos just to name a few.

7: Toad

Toad is a character we don’t see a lot of anymore so I guess he’s not really a “main character” anymore but, it’s my list so he’s on it. Now I’m not counting Luke’s time as Toad but Lovell’s modern Toad. Toad was always funny to me. He is probably SML’s biggest wild card. He was always one of the more appealing “Stupid” characters. He actually had some pretty catchy songs that I very occasionally listen to when I’m bored. They’re nice and I really hope Logan might make more of those. Maybe on SLL or Lovell’s channel. I would love one on SML though the Jeffy fanboys would attack. He’s also shown to be gay which is something you shouldn’t tell Cody!

6: Chef Pee Pee

Chef Pee Pee is a fan favorite character. It seems everyone likes this guy. He’s one of the four serious SML characters. (Mario, Chef PP, Brooklyn Guy, Cody) He’s Bowser’s chef who is seriously underpaid and treated poorly. He’s more of a slave than a Chef which is something Bowser doesn’t mind to remind him of. He originally was a good chef and now not even him knows what he’s cooking which is a running gag. He’s pretty much Junior’s parental figure since Bowser doesn’t really care about. He is a nice guy but doesn’t take crap from anyone. He’s also the one character that Black Yoshi treats with respect in the House. Very likeable character.

5: Cody

Cody is the character who brings some sanity Junior’s circle of friends. The one who points out how stupid Junior and Joseph are. Like the classic “the sun is a planet” joke. He’s your nerdy, gay, brony, Jewish kid with about 100 different medical disorders. Cody’s jokes are the ones that really stand out in videos he’s just really hilarious. Originally Logan only implied he was gay but now the gay jokes are just crazy! I think Cody is one of the most solid characters who is never bad in a video. Logan said that Cody, Junior and Brooklyn Guy are his favorite characters. Pooby gets to voice the best characters.

4: Bowser

Bowser is a very funny character. His best appearances were probably in Mario and Bowser’s Stupid and Crazy Adventures. A fantastic series. Bowser is the dad who doesn’t care about his kid and just wants to watch Charleyyy and Friends his favorite TV show. One of the funniest things in SML history is when Bowser beats Junior. I know that sounds messed up but it always has me laughing out loud. Bowser’s stupidity is also very amusing especially in MBSCA when his and Mario’s personalities bounce of each other perfectly. Logan should definitely have more Mario and Bowser videos. A great edition to SML’s cast of characters.

3: Brooklyn T. Guy

The Brooklyn Guy is the anchor to reality in The a SML videos. He’s a guy with every job in town which is amusing by itself who’s real job is to just point out all the flaws and inconsistencies in the SML universe. He does it all in a sarcastic way that really cracks me up. In the bland and boring Jeffy we seem to get too many of Brooklyn Guy always steals the show. Whether being to lazy to report Jeffy murdered a guy or making fun of his ex-wife he always has laugh out-loud jokes in every video. He’s the guy who criticizes SML himself. Whether talking about filler or how anything can happen he deserves to be in the top 3.

2: Shrek

Now Shrek is really funny character. He may really like crap but his jokes are anything butt. (Get it since crap comes out of your butt and but would’ve been the correct word and, nevermind) Now his jokes aren’t as consistently good as Brooklyn Guy or Cody’s but he has some of the best poop jokes I’ve ever seen. Though he has destroyed some of SML’s video like Chef Pee Pee Quits Part 3 and Shrek’s Crappy Wish. He always stood out in many videos like Shrek the Babysitter, Baby Shrek and the Bird. If you haven’t seen the Bird check it out probably the only SML video 20 minitues Long with no filler. His scene in Mario’s Thanksgiving Problem with him talking to the food had me laughing loudly. He always stands out in every video. Now onto number one who you can probably guess since he’s nowhere else on this list.

1: Black Yoshi

Black Yoshi is hilarious. It seems these days nobody wants to make a good stereotype joke these days (except South Park and maybe Family Guy) so it’s great to see some over the top black man from the ghetto stereotype. His stupidity and laziness really stand out to me. He also won’t take crap from anybody. His overreactions are really funny. Black Yoshi’s Mistake was maybe one of the SML videos ever where Black Yoshi stole the roll. His accent is also funny now. Back then it wasn’t bad but wasn’t ha-ha funny. I think the best way to do a stereotype is to make them over the top. He has been in some bad videos like Black Yoshi’s Blank Check and more recently Black Yoshi’s Job Interview but he has strong highs and low lows. That may not be what I want in the character but the good times outweigh the bad for me.

Well how would rank these characters? Leave your thoughts in the comments below. If you read the whole thing I really appreciate it like really. Thank You! Peace and bye!!