Doofy the Dragon

"I don't have f*cking teeth! This is gonna be a problem!"

- Doofy, Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem

Doofy The Dragon is a recurring character who first appears in Bowser Junior's Sleepover as himself. He's loved by Bowser Junior. He sings "educational" songs yet often ends up killing himself with a gun. He brainwashes many kids to do bad and illegal stuff like drugs.

Bathtime Song (Bowser Junior's Sleepover)
"Make Sure You Clean Your Balls!"

"Make Sure You Clean Them Good!"

"You Don't Want Smelly Balls!"

"Cause Then Girls Won't Like You!"

"Make Sure You Do Cocaine Kids!" (Hilbilly-Styled Laugh)

(Knocks Hairdryer Into Tub, Electrocuting Him)

Static Message: DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING DOOFY TOLD YOU! DRUGS ARE VERY BAD AND DO NOT EVER PUT ANY KIND OF ELECTRICAL DEVICE IN THE BATHTUB! IT WILL KILL YOU!

Farm Animals Song (Bowser Junior's Pet)
"Old Mcdonald Had A Farm!"

"E.I.E.I.O.!"

"And On His Farm He Had A Bunny!"

"E.I.E.I.O.!"

"That Bunny Pissed Me Off So I'll Stab It In The Face!" "Die Bunny! Die Bunny! Die Bunny!"

(The Blood From The Bunny Covers The Camera Lense, Leaving The Rest Of The Lyrics Unheard)

Shoe Tying Song (Cody's House)
"When You Want To Learn How To Tie Your Shoes!"

"Doofy Can Teach You What To Do!"

"First You Gotta Grab One Shoe Lace!"

"Then You Gotta Grab The Other One!"

"Then You Give Up 'Cause It's Too Fucking Hard!"

(Too Fucking Hard)

"Then You Grab A Noose And Kill Yourself!"

(Kill Yourself)

Muffin Man Song (Bowser Junior's Big Mess)
"Do You Know The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man The Muffin Man!"

"Do You Know The Muffin Man? 'Cause The Asshole Owes Me Money!"

"Have You Seen The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man The Muffin Man!"

"Have You Seen The Muffin Man? 'Cause If You Do I'm Gonna Get My Money!"

"I'm Gonna Shoot Em! I'm Gonna Kill Em! I'm Gonna Shoot Em! Shoot Em! Shoot Em!"

"You Know What Stop The Damn Music! Stop It!"

"Muffin Man If You're Hearing This I'm Coming For Your Ass! I'm Coming! I'm Packing Too!"

(Shoots Self)

Evicted Song (Bowser Junior's Playtime 2)
"I Didn't Pay My Bills! I Didn't Pay My Bills!"

"I'm Getting Evicted 'Cause I Didn't Pay My Bills!"

"My Wife Is Leaving Me! My Wife Is Leaving Me!"

"I'm Gonna Kill Myself 'Cause My Wife Is Leaving Me!"

(Hillbilly-Styled Laugh)

"Remember Kids: Woman Will Leave You When You Lose Everything!"

(Shoots Self)

Drug Song (Bowser Junior's Midnight Snack)
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!"

"I Have Drugs Inside My Car!"

"If The Cops Show Up I'm Fucked!"

"I Might As Well Give Myself Up!"

"Oh Fuck That's The Cops I'd Better Run!"

"I'm Gonna Kill Myself With This Gun!"

(Shoots Self)

Easter Song (Bowser Junior's Easter Wish)
"The Easter Bunny Didn't Give Me Candy!"

"He Gave Me Plastic Pieces Of Shit"

"So I'm Gonna Shoot Him In The Face!"

"He's Gonna Bleed Everywhere!"

"And Hopefully Doesn't Stain The Carpet!"

"Oh Hey Easter Bunny You Little Son Of A Bitch! You Enjoying That Carrot Huh? Well Let's Add Some Lead To It!"

(Shoots The Easter Bunny)

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"

Electrocuting Song (Bowser Junior's Broken Leg!)
"My Wife Left Me!"

"She Took My Kids!"

"I Hate My Life And I Don't Wanna Live!"

"So I'm Gonna Put a Fork in The Electric Socket!"

(Gets Electrocuted)

Doofy O's Song (Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World!)
"You Will Need to Eat a Bowl of Doofy O's!"

"You Could Win a Trip to Disney World!"

"All You Gotta do is Find The Knife!"

"And Then You Need to Kill my Ex-Wife!"

(Explains Contest to Viewers, Then Shoots Himself With a Gun).

Baseball Song (Bowser Junior's Imaginary Friend!)
"Take me out to the ball game"

"Take Me To the crowd"

"Just hit me harder"

"And Crack my head"

"I Will not care if i end up dead"

"ow ow ow"

My Husband (Toad's Girlfriend!)

"Hi kids, Your probably wondering why i divorced doofy well hears why"

"My old husband cheated on me and he had a gambling problem"

"He liked to drink and Do cocaine and he'd punch me in the face."

He cheated on me their and cheated on here just cheated everywhere all the time."

Trivia

 * The puppet used for Doofy is the same that was used Kevin in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Episode 2.
 * Despite being a kids show, Doofy swears, and the series is quite dark due to several evil aspects. This includes Telling kids to do drugs and illegal stuff, threatening to kill the Muffin Man, poisoning himself and hanging himself over tying his shoes being "too fucking hard".
 * His catchphrase is "Hey kids! I'm Doofy the Dragon!".
 * In his first two appearances, he had a hillbilly accent.
 * As stated above, Doofy is the Charleyyy to Bowser Jr., due to being a character Bowser Junior enjoys watching, completely identical to Bowser's love of Charleyyy, and as Junior had disliked Charleyyy, with Bowser's chagrin, Joseph and Cody express disinterest in Doofy, to Bowser Junior's chagrin. But in Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem, they like him.
 * However it is shown in Bowser Junior's Lightsaber! that Cody and Joseph don't want to watch Doofy, because Joseph stated that Doofy "kills himself all the time."
 * He has his own cereal called Doofy-O's.
 * It is unknown which channel Doofy's show airs on.
 * In Bowser Junior's Playtime 2, it is revealed that Doofy has a wife.
 * He has sung parodies of the nursery rhymes: Old Macdonald, Muffin Man, The Farmer in the Dell and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star as well as three original songs: Bathtime, Tie Your Shoes and Die Easter Bunny.
 * He seems to make mountains out of molehills, for example, he gets an assault rifle and shoots at a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste because he has no teeth, strangles himself because he cannot tie his shoes, and also might have some sort of anger problem, as shown in the Old MacDonald song, a rabbit just comes out of nowhere and he gets pissed and stabs it. He can also be seen as a pessimist, and he gets the blood all over the whole screen.
 * In Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem, it is revealed that Doofy does not have teeth because he is a puppet.
 * He did a meet and greet that Bowser Junior missed in Bowser Junior's Broken Leg.

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