Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37975915-20200104035051/@comment-1784834-20200104101348

1. Because Mario and Jeffy think Rosalina is off sleeping with other men, and just talking about it infuriates them both

2. Brooklyn Guy would find out and give Mario the electric chair

3. Because Brooklyn Guy was bribed by Joseph's Mom not to; she hates him that much

4. Because it's not the real Goodman; it's his twin brother, Badman; he assumed Goodman's identity after he left for a very, very long vacation, and has dragged his name through the mud by becoming the mob boss of Escambia County

5. No, they don't, and I think the idea is that willing suspension of disbelief is in play here

6. Cody is that delusional

7. Logan seems to have forgotten that Mario and Bowser's families live in the same house

8. She's supposed to live at the house, but she's out for long periods of time because she's cheating on Mario and then coming up with lame cover stories that Mario believes

9. He's a jack-of-all-trades character designed to keep the cast managable

10. She has multiple aliases in her line of work; it's like with Rebecca, which is an alias (her real name is Monica, and Mimi is another one of her aliases)

11. Yes, but Logan can't use Doofy anymore because YouTube will drop the demonetization hammer

12. He's clearly a pedophile

13. He's friends with Badman

14. Shrek probably didn't get in trouble with Bowser because he'd be glad for a break from Junior, and Mario didn't care because this was the period between "Locked Out!" and "Jeffy's Parents!", when Logan was still tweaking Jeffy's character from a mentally-challenged child to a jerk pretending to be stupid to a relatively-normal person with moments of ditziness and a hair-trigger temper

15. As long as she's alive, then yes

16. Still lost, and he'll probably stay that way since Logan seems hellbent on reducing the cast to a few characters he can merchandise

17. They were probably elsewhere waiting on Mario to give the word that they have a new house

18. Not really; he's clearly being groomed by Badman to replace him as the don of the mob, but beyond bribery and general snobbishness, he hasn't done anything as heinous as his father (the worst he did was threaten to use Junior's bib as toilet paper)

19. Badman owns pretty much everything in the county, to the point that he's effectively replaced all government in the county and rules over a corporatocratic police state (but maintains the illusion of freedom so the military doesn't come knocking); every cop in the county is extremely corrupt and take bribes like candy, hence how he can get away with being a dictator

20. According to an episode of Regular Show, writing counts as talking