King Strongbottom

"Behold! I'm King Strongbottom, the iron asses of whales!"

- His Introduction

King Strongbottom is a minor character in SuperMarioLogan. He is Chef Pee Pee's royal father, and he is the King of The Iron Asses of Wales. His first appearance was in Chef Pee Pee's Family, when he requested him to make him a cheese pizza. The King's Honor didn't really know what or how to use a cell phone. When meeting someone new and talking on the phone, he always does a regal introduction of himself, requesting them to "bow before my regalty!" According to King Strongbottom, Stacy takes the throne when he dies.

He reappears in The Fly Problem!, where he tries to eat a Krispy Kreme doughtnut. He refuses to eat the doughnut after a fly lands on it, and he makes Chef Pee Pee bring another one. Towards the end of the video, Carlos finds the gun that was used to kill the fly and most likely shot King Strongbottom, suggesting that King Strongbottom was killed by him. This was later confirmed when King Strongbottom's puppet was hacked up for use as a dead body in The Secret Door! However, under mysterious circumstances, he reappeared in Jeffy's Shirt!, where he was driving a car and he hit Jeffy, and give him a million dollars as long as he doesn't tell anyone about the injury.

Puppet
This version of King Strongbottom Puppet is from Melissa & Doug

Quotes

 * "Behold! I am King Strongbottom, of the Iron asses of Wales!"


 * "NO MUSHROOMS, If I find one bloody mushroom on that pizza, I will have you beheaded for treason!"


 * "Bitterman, so help me if you give out one more letter; I am going to hang you for treason!"


 * "30 MINUTES!? Preposterous! I could have my slaves build a pyramid in 30 minutes!"


 * "GOD DAMMIT STACY, I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE CAR!"


 * "IT'S QUEEF, STACY, QUEEF!! EVERY SINGLE BLOODY TIME!!!"


 * "NO!!! Absolutely not! Go and eat a tasty hell of cabbage or something!"


 * "Oh my goodness, you poor peasant! I'm sorry! I didn't see you over the wheel of my enormous American vehicle!"


 * "Listen here, peasant. I will give you one million dollars if you promise not to tell anyone what happened here."


 * "Poopy Butt! Yes, I will make the cheque out to Poopy Butt."

Poll
Do you like King StrongBottom? Yes! No. Kind of.