Mario

"It's-a-me! Mario!"

- Mario "Let's-a-go!"

- Mario

"My car!"

- Mario

 is the main protagonist of the SuperMarioLogan series. He is the owner of the main setting of the series, a house in a neighborhood (to which Black Yoshi thinks that he is in charge of the house). He, in contrast to the other characters, can solve problems rationally. When any character gives him a hard time, he is easily provoked. He appears in numerous episodes throughout SuperMarioLogan's channel. He first was in Super Mario Got Milk when Lance did not want to play his game anymore. He hits puberty in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb episode 10. He is also the secondary antagonist of Toad's Mistake

He was in love with Princess Peach, regardless of her negative attitude towards him. However, when he met Rosalina, he moved on and realized she was his true love. Out of all the characters, Mario is the smartest and least retarded character along with Chef Pee Pee and the Brooklyn Guy. He's the normal guy stuck in a house of insane people. Mario is played by Logan (since 2007). In Black Yoshi's in trouble he is revealed to be Christian (he says this to Craig the Devil). According to Wario and Waluigi's Scam! and Mario's Family Moves Out!, his occupation is a mascot for Nintendo.

History
(see Baby Mario for more details)

Mario was originally called Jumpman and first appeared in the Donkey Kong series, until he found the Mushroom Kingdom and married Peach. Mario always had to save Peach from Bowser, usually with his brother Luigi, until the SML era. At some point, he bought a house, and invited his friends to live with him.



Personality
Mario is a down to earth sane man, one of the few SML characters who isn't made for laughs. Mario is a responsible man, formerly owning a house while supporting Black Yoshi, Shrek, Mama Luigi (before he died), Woody, Tony the Tiger, Mr. Pig, Toad, and temporarily the Angry Birds before kicking them out.

He also is rather clever, being able to trick Bowser into letting him and his family move in with him. He also outsmarted him by finding out he put poison into his food.

Mario is also sometimes a bit of a pushover, letting people like Black Yoshi and Shrek live with him when they drive him crazy, even though he could kick them out. In Mario's Family Moves Out!, he admits that he doesn't know why Shrek, Black Yoshi, Tony, Woody, and Toad live with him.

Mario often gets angry and frustrated when dealing with the stupidity of those around him.

He stands as the voice of reason in the house, and often acts as a foil to people like Bowser, Mama Luigi, Black Yoshi and Tony.

Mario has been shown to be somewhat shallow, such as in Mario's Beautiful Date!, where Mario not only tries to kill himself due to having no one to love, but also constantly asking if the woman was attractive as his main concern, not thanking Bowser or Black Yoshi or the Brooklyn Guy for getting him a "girl".

Mario's main flaw is that he's a creeper and a stalker towards women, as he kept whining and stalking his Peach, during his loneliness. He even slept with Peach's thong. When he met Rosalina (after Peach got a restraining order against him), Mario's lonely status ended once and for all.

Mario also complains about little things, such as having to climb up stairs in The Warp Pipe!. He is also shown to be ungrateful sometimes. He can also be tempted into doing something he shouldn't, as he killed Rosalina's pet turtle, who she adored.

Black Yoshi
Mario and Black Yoshi are best friends. Mario however, gets annoyed with Black Yoshi's gangster and freeloading ways and tries to get him to be responsible and a law abiding member of society, but Black Yoshi doesn't listen to him. Black Yoshi still care so for Mario and he brought Mario and Rosalina together.

Mama Luigi
While Mario thought that Mama Luigi was retarded, he was Mario's favorite friend. This is because of all of the wacky and crazy adventures they had in the series of Mario & Luigi's Stupid & Dumb Adventures. Mama Luigi was stupid and nonsensical, and loved Mario, and vice-versa. This is why his death was the saddest death in MLSDA.

Luigi
Luigi is Mario's brother. While they don't hang out with each other a lot, and he isn't in many episodes, they are still really good friends and brothers.

Toad
Mario, like everyone else, hates Toad because he annoyed him in Toad Away. Toad even got Mario arrested, when Mario was beating up Black Yoshi for killing Peach. However, Toad is seen traveling around with Mario in a few videos like The Big Thanksgiving.

Shrek
Mario gets annoyed at Shrek due to his constant begging for Mario to buy him cheesecake. But in the early videos, Mario was seen hanging out with Shrek. He also hates Shrek because he calls him "Donkey" and freeloads off him.

Bowser
Mario hates Bowser. He hates Bowser because he's always kidnapping Peach. Mario also hates bowser because he killed Mama Luigi, Luigi and Peach in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures. In Mario and Bowser's Crazy and Stupid adventures, like the title suggests, Mario pairs up with Bowser to find who kidnapped Peach (and Charleyyy that he saw on TV got kidnapped and without Mario knowing, he later finds out that the scene where Charleyyy was being kidnapped was part of the script). They don't like the fact that they're working together, however the duo do work together to come up with great ideas like torturing Sonic to get answers. They have also started to team up in adventures in newer episodes.

Peach
Mario used to love Peach. He was married to Peach for a long time. However, when Peach got pregnant, she started yelling and being rude to Mario. Despite this, Mario still loved her however. However, when Peach found out that Mario was bald, Peach got a divorce with Mario and he was heartbroken. Mario still liked Peach and wanted to remarry her. When Mario found out that Peach was pregnant with Sonic's baby, Mario hated Peach.

In Mario and Bowser's Crazy and Stupid Adventures, Mario wanted to save Peach and hope that she will love him again. When he saves her, Peach tells Mario that if she saves her baby, she will love him forever. When Mario and Bowser save her baby, Mario finds out that Peach likes Mario as a brother and tells Mario that they can start their relationship over and then get married (which they never did). Mario day dreams of killing Peach after she double crosses him in MABSACA. When Peach filed out a restraining order against him, his obsession with Peach and lonely status ended once and for all.

Bowser Junior
Mario met Bowser Jr. once. But it is known that Mario hates Jr. because he kidnapped Peach in the Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures series.

In Bowser Junior's Game Night 3, it is stated that Mario and Jr. have never met, since, according to both Mario and Chef Pee Pee, they have never been in the same video before (even though they have met in the Stupid Adventures series). Mario briefly introduces himself to Jr. when he finds Jeffy holding a gun.

Sonic
Mario hates Sonic. While Sonic has only appeared in a few videos, Mario hates his guts. Mario hates Sonic because he is a rival and that Sonic was dating Peach. In the end of MBCSA, Sonic died so that Mario never has to worry about Sonic ever again.

Jeffy
Mario hates Jeffy. Mario hates Jeffy because he is annoying. Although he is protective, such as when he lost Jeffy where he eats, and when Jeffy had a gun, he was looking and telling Jeffy to put the gun down. He also shot Jeffy hoping for him to be dead in Bowser Junior's Nerf War! .

Role in American Idol Mario Edition
Mario appeared as one of the three judges of American Idol Mario Edition, along with Tony The Tiger, and Peach.

Quotes

 * DIE JEFFY!
 * It's a me, Mario!
 * Let's-a-go!
 * My car!
 * Jeffy? Jeffy what are you doing?!

Poll
Do you like Mario? Yes! No. Kind of.

Trivia

 * Mario is starting to lose his status as the main star due to Junior appearing in more videos than Mario and his friends.
 * Mario is tortured the most in SML, 2nd to only Chef Pee Pee.
 * In SML canon, all of Mario's adventures in the Mario series happened prior to the beginning of the series, confirmed in Mario's Turtle Problem!.
 * Mario is the oldest character of SML, debuting all the way back to Super Mario Got Milk.
 * Mario appears to be Shorter than his Current Girlfriend Rosalina.
 * This Could be either 3 Explanations:
 * 1. Mario Claims to be 5'6 1/2 in Mario and Bowser Stupid and Dumb Adventures Episode 1 on Lonelyuglyandsingle.com However on Game Theory MatPat Showed that Mario would be around 4'11 But the Realistic Height Graph showed that Mario would be around 5'1.
 * 2. He was Bluffing about his height when he was way Shorter.
 * 3. Or it's the fact that Rosalina is Tall as on The Realistic Height Graph Rosalina should be towering over Mario at a height of 7'6, Luigi being 5'11, and Peach being 6'1