Black Yoshi's Job Interview!

Black Yoshi's Job Interview! is the 370th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis
Mario is making Black Yoshi get a job!

Plot
The video begins with Mario walking into the living room where Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty. Mario shows Black Yoshi the month's bills, which are abnormally high. Black Yoshi is unable to read them, so Mario brings in a version of the paper where all of the words are extremely slurred. Mario tells Black Yoshi that he is going to have to get a job to help pay off the bills, but Black Yoshi is neither capable nor willing to work. The doorbell rings and Mario leaves to answer it.

The person at the door is Goodman, who tells Mario that if he does not pay his bills by 3 p.m. tomorrow, he is going to brutally maim him. Mario says that there should be no problem since Black Yoshi is getting a job.

Black Yoshi still refuses to go do a job interview, so Mario lures him downstairs using a KFC takeout box on a string. Brooklyn T. Guy is waiting for him and asks him some questions so he can decide what job Black Yoshi is capable of. Black Yoshi shows his incompetence, so Brooklyn Guy decides that Black Yoshi is going to work as his assistant at some of his jobs so that Black Yoshi can decide what job is best for him.

The first job they go to is Brooklyn Guy's job as a surgeon, where he is about to perform brain surgery on Hansel the hobo. He asks Black Yoshi for a scalpel, which Black Yoshi interprets as "scoopis" and hands him an ice-cream scoop (a "scoopis"). Brooklyn Guy explains that he needs something that cuts into things, so Black Yoshi hands him a pizza slicer. Brooklyn Guy says this will not work either, so Black Yoshi brings him a mallet to bash Hansel's skull open. Brooklyn Guy settles for the pizza roller and successfully removes Hansel's brain, saying he needs to wash it because he has a "dirty mind". Black Yoshi takes it to the sink but accidentally drops it out of a window (despite there being no windows in the operating room). Deciding that this job will not work, Brooklyn Guy takes Black Yoshi to another job.

The next job is as a 911 operator. Brooklyn Guy says he needs Black Yoshi to ask people what their emergency is and where they are located, then tell Brooklyn Guy so he can go and help them. With his first call, Black Yoshi answers "yo yo yo, what you want?" The call is from Judy, who explains that Cody got his penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner; Cody claims this is not an emergency. Judy asks if Black Yoshi can send someone over to help get Cody's penis unstuck. Brooklyn Guy, wanting to avoid the situation, has Black Yoshi hang up. The next call is from Patrick, who says his mom dropped him off at the park and then left. He is not specific about which park he is at. He then sees a coyote and thinks it wants to play with him, but it instead mauls him as the call ends. This convinces Brooklyn Guy that a 911 operator is not such a good job for Black Yoshi.

The last job they attempt is pizza delivery. Brooklyn Guy knows that Black Yoshi steals things and does not trust him to deliver pizzas to houses. Instead, he has Black Yoshi practice at his own house, with Britknee standing in as a customer. Brooklyn Guy tells Black Yoshi to not accept any payment other than cash, but when Britknee offers to show Black Yoshi her breasts as payment, he accepts. As a result, he is reprimanded by Brooklyn Guy, who tells him to go back inside.

Mario is upset that Black Yoshi still has no job (nor does he want one), but then he remembers that with Black Yoshi's obsession with video games, he can make a gaming channel. The video ends with Mario looking at the camera and sarcastically remarking that Black Yoshi could "get millions of views, make a lot of money, have almost 3 billion video views and 5 million subscribers, and then one day get it taken away and make him move to another account" (referencing what has happened to SML).

Characters

 * Black Yoshi
 * Mario
 * Goodman
 * Brooklyn T. Guy
 * Hansel
 * Cody
 * Judy
 * Patrick
 * Britknee
 * Patrick's Mom (mentioned)

Trivia

 * This was uploaded exactly 1 year after "Loch Ness Monster!", 2 years after "The Purge!", and 3 years after Bowser Junior's Easter Wish!.
 * This is the first Black Yoshi video of 2018. However, this is his second appearance.


 * This is the first appearance of Patrick, Hansel, and Britknee in 2018.
 * This is the 12th Video of 2018 with Cussing in it and the 9th to have uncensored cussing. The other 8 were Jeffy the Rapper 2, The Beginning of Cody the Vampire, Cody's 10th Birthday, Jeffy's Paper Shredder, Jeffy Gets Expelled, Finders Keepers, Jeffy Gets Glasses, and Jeffy Big Easter. And the ones that have censoring of some sort are, Cody the Vampire, Jeffy's Youtube Channel, Jeffy's Wifi Problem, The Competition, Cody's 10th Birthday, Jeffy's Paper Shredder, Jeffy Gets Expelled (SuperMarioLogan), and Finders Keepers (SuperMarioLogan).


 * It is revealed that Black Yoshi dropped out of school in the fourth grade, and as a result, cannot read anything that isn't written a certain way or count past 17 (Now 18).
 * This episode makes yet another jab at YouTube's negative treatment of SuperMarioLogan by suspending its AdSense account and not giving a reason for it.
 * This is Brooklyn T. Guy's 7th appearance in a row.
 * This is one of the rare occurrences where Cody appears in a video without Bowser Junior.
 * This is a rare occasion where Mario appears without Jeffy in 2018.
 * This is the second time a Slinky was used on the stairs and failed. The first was in Broken.
 * This is the first video to have Black Yoshi in the thumbnail in 2018.

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