Toad Is Cool (song)

Lyrics
Toad: It's Toad and now I'm cool, made a few bucks now I bought me a pool, I'm sick of everybody calling me gay so talk to the hand I don't care whatcha say! Mario and peach can kiss my booty, last week I peed on Black Yoshi's call of duty, when Mario dies peach is going to be raped, guess what Shrek I'm a eat your cheese cake

Ray Cheesy: it's Ray Cheesy it's time to make it easy, She licked me so hard it makes a rapper get queasy, girl want my chocolate like I was a Reece's, I ate a bad burrito and now I'm on the pot, I look so flow you would think I got shot  I made these rubber tracks I got so many flows, man I'm out so let em know toad

Toad: yeah I'm cool now! So mario and peach...black Yoshi you all can kiss my fanny! Yeah! I go hard! Yeah, in the paint!