Bowser


 * This acticle is about the plush version. For the puppet version, See here. If your looking for Bowser in his baby form, see Baby Bowser.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Charleyyy you know how to make me laugh!!!"

- Bowser watching Charleyyy And Friends.

Robert "Bowser" is a main character in the SuperMarioLogan series. He Is Also Lazy And Slightly Overweight. He is Mario's arch-nemesis. Bowser, compared to his Nintendo self, is addicted to a TV show called Charleyyy and Friends who become the big fan of him, nearly to the point to where he strains his relationship with his son (because he frequently interrupts the show). He hired a chef named Chef Pee Pee who labors for Bowser under a slave contract. Chef Pee Pee cooks and cleans for Bowser and occasionally completes odd jobs for him. When Charleyyy and Friends was suddenly cancelled, Bowser went through depression. He treats Chef Pee Pee terribly. He even goes out of his way just to make whatever Chef Pee Pee tries to do a lot harder. Bowser doesn't care about his son that much and often asks Chef Pee Pee to take care of him. Bowser has shown signs of being bipolar, as sometimes when he orders Chef Pee Pee, starts crying intensely over his mom not making him cookies or Bowser Junior growing up.

While Bowser Has A Huge Appetite He Is Shown To Sometimes Be  Slightly Picky As Shown In Bowser's Broken TV And Bowser's House Fire.

Bowser is the main antagonist of Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures. He is notably more evil in this series. Whilst Bowser is a jerk in the main series, in this series he is nearly a sociopath.

Bowser also takes the mantle as the secondary antagonist (only beaten by Principal Steinbeck) of the Bowser Junior's Summer School series, causing major problems such as raising the stakes with Chef Pee Pee's life if Bowser Junior were to fail his exam.

Bowser can also be considered as a TV personality due to his commercials and informercials.

Background:
(See Baby Bowser for more details)

Bowser was raised by Margaret with Mario and Luigi. He was neglected and locked in a cage by his mother, which is most likely what lead him to be the terrible parent he is to Junior today.

Bowser implied that he formerly worked as a male prostitute at some point before the series in Bowser Junior's Lemonade Stand!.

Personality
Bowser has an interesting personality. He has multiple (not like Multiple Personality Disorder) types of personalities Bowser generally follows throughout the SuperMarioLogan Series.

Bowser sometimes is an evil, cruel, sadistic, impatient, and easily tempered man. He gets into his angriest over little things, such as a speck of dirt not cleaned. He also seems to take pleasure in torturing his slave Chef Pee Pee. This is to the point of deliberately causing pain, misery, torture, and extra work for Chef Pee Pee just so he can't be happy. Also, in Switching Bodies, it is revealed he literally gives Bowser Junior (who was Chef Pee Pee At The Time) beatings almost every day for no reason whatsoever other than his enjoyment. He can also be bent on revenge, such as when he outright murdered Mama Luigi by claw swiping him and biting his flesh (Since Bowser Is a Monster Turtle He Does Not Seem To Care) for defeating him.

Bowser sometimes is a psychopath who is a danger to everyone, and everything around him. This is best shown in the Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventured series, where he is fairly insane. In this series, he has raped Peach, murdered Mama Luigi, brainwashed Yoshi, murdered Black Yoshi, killed Luigi, wronged Mario to the point of no longer wanting to live, slit the throat of a Goomba for petty teasing, sent Crack Bear to murder Mario and Mama Luigi, attempted to sacrifice Peach to Eagle, and much more.

This also includes videos such as Bowser Junior's Birthday Cake, where he threatens to cut Chef Pee Pee's penis and feed it to Bowser Junior. Or Bowser Junior's Summer School, where he threatens to murder Chef Pee Pee if Bowser Junior fails his exam. He also showed no remorse for the evil he committed, and it is easily the worst and most evil side of Bowser.

Bowser is a sore loser. This is best shown in Bowser Junior's Easter Egg Hunt, where he cheats by attacking Bowser Junior, having Chef Pee Pee hide the eggs and tell him where they are, breaking his own rules, and yelling at Toad because Toad found more. And once Bowser Junior found the golden Easter egg, Bowser breaks down crying. This is mentioned and brought up again in Bowser Junior's Easter Wish! when he left the area due to his shame of being beaten by Bowser Junior.

Bowser also is a hypocrite. This is shown in Black Yoshi's Koolaid when Bowser orders a medium rare stake from Chef Pee Pee, but once it is cooked claims that he ordered a hot dog. Or in Bowser Goes To The Movies!, Bowser is loud and obnoxious during the movie, but leaves and complains how others were loud and obnoxious during the movie.

Bowser also can be a well meaning but problem causing comedic relief character. Sometimes he's used for comedy, and his stupider and nicer side is explored. This is best shown in the Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures series. This also ties in with the totally insane Bowser with crazy antics from the Bowser Juice Infomercials, and Toad away! Commercial.

Bowser can also be an extremely over caring parent who spoils his son rotten. This was mainly explored in Bowser Junior's Macaroni and in Bowser Junior's Broken Leg. This is possibly the least prominent part of Bowser's personality.

Bowser also can be an extremely obsessed super fan of Charleyyy and Friends franchise. He sometimes puts it over his family and friends, straining his relationship with his son. In the first few appearances of Charleyy and Friends, he was merely fond of the show rather than obsessed with it.

Bowser had been shown on occasion to be racially biased against African Americans. He accused Black Yoshi of kidnapping Peach because he is a black man. In Black Yoshi's Job, he was reluctant to hire Black Yoshi as a Babysitter because of his African American Heritage. He also called Black Yoshi "Blackey" after getting angry over Black Yoshi not letting Bowser ride him (because Yoshi was letting Mario ride him, making Bowser jealous). Ironically, he idolizes Charleyy who is black.

Bowser has also been shown to have somewhat sexist views against females. In The Big Thanksgiving, he gets Mario to stop trying to save Peach because "women sometimes just need to be quiet", implying he doesn't think they can contribute to a conversation or be useful like men can.

Bowser also can be an extremely annoying person to the point that it makes him an unpleasant person to be around. Bowser showed he was almost as immature as his son in the end of Bowser Junior's Happy Meal. But the best example of this was Bowser Goes To The Movies!, where he single-handily ruined the movie for the entire room of viewers.

Bowser shows signs of suffering from anti-asocial personality disorder. Being cruel to animals is one of the first signs of ASPD, and Bowser shows this. In Bowser Junior's Pet!, Bowser is overly cruel to both the Skunk and the Rabbit, beating both to death by swiping his claws and biting his flesh at both of them. Another sign is not caring about your family. Bowser barely cares for Bowser Junior or Chef Pee Pee (who although not biblically related is basically part of the family), beating both of them Mostly with a By Hee also outright states he hopes his mother Margaret will die soon so he will get the insurance money in Chef Poo Poo's Kitchen Disaster!, (Although He Apoligized In That Exact video) as well as forgets his moms birthday and gives her a last minute Mother's Day gift due to lack of preparation. Another sign is being "sexually deviant". Bowser is in a "smash and dash on occasion" relationship with Peach, but has had multiple ex-wives, watches pornography, as well hiring a stripper named Candy to strip for him. This shows that he isn't very loyal to any of his sources of attraction. And another sign is his remorseless murders and his enjoyment of other's suffering. Bowser gets a sense of joy from Chef Pee Pee's suffering. Bowser also has murdered many characters over his time (see "murders" section), and shows no remorse whatsoever (Since Bowser Is A Monster Turtle He Does Not Seem To Care.) from any of the murders, in fact, he relishes in it.

Rising to the main anti-hero of SML
At first he was a total villain, and although one of the biggest jerks on the show, sometimes he's dumb and funny, such as Season 1 of SuperMarioLogan and Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures. In the thanksgiving, him and Mario are at the head of the table, signifying he is more of a main character than even Shrek, Woody, or some of the others. He is sharing this role with Black Yoshi, Chef Pee Pee, and Bowser Junior right now.

Role in American Idol Mario Edition
Bowser appeared as a contestant in American Idol Mario Edition. He sang a song called "Let my people go". No one liked it, and he didn't move on to Hollywood. Bowser also reappeared when a montage showing all the eliminated contestants was shown.

Rape Victims:

 * Peach

Romantic Relationships
Bowser has not had many romantic relationships throughout the series. Toward the beginning of the series, Bowser constantly kidnapped Peach so she would become his girlfriend and/or wife. This led Peach to dislike him, and she went for Mario instead. When Peach became pregnant in season 2, Mario was convinced that she would conceive his child when it was in fact Bowser's child - Bowser Junior. After Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, Bowser tried to reconcile with Mario and Peach but he never made up for what he did, leading Mario to rival him. In The Koopa Kids!, it is revealed that Bowser had five children with his ex-wife Sheila Perkins. In Super Bowl Commercials, Bowser mentions another one of his ex-wives, Sharon, who apparently "left him for a black guy" because he was "bigger and better."

Bowser's most prominent romantic relationship is with Peach. In the earlier days, Bowser kidnaped Peach due to an undying love for Peach (that was not mutual). Their relationship has since smoothed over slightly, with no distinct conflict during the Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures Series. But according to Mario's Beautiful Date, Bowser and Peach have a "smash and dash on occasion", meaning they have sex every now and then, but aren't exactly a thing yet.

Bowser also hired Candy to strip for him, showing he was most likely romantically (or at least physically) attracted to her.

Servants and slaves
Over the course of the series, Bowser has had many servants, minions, and slaves. They serve him, making him one of the most protected and served SuperMarioLogan characters of all time.


 * Chef Pee Pee (Chef and Multiple other jobs)
 * Jackie Chu (2nd Chef)
 * Crack Bear (minion)
 * Mama Luigi (as a zombie only)
 * Peach (as a zombie only)
 * Craig The Devil (former replacement Chef)
 * Carlos (illegal immigrant former replacement Chef)
 * Goomba (minion)
 * Koopa Troopa (minion)
 * Goomba Max (minion)
 * Kamek
 * Various other Koopa's
 * Various other Goomba's
 * Brooklyn Guy (former replacement Chef)
 * Toad (former double agent in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures)
 * Secret Koopa (minion)
 * Goomba (Mario and Luigi: Work Problems) (possibly)
 * Goomba (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure)
 * Koopa (Bowser's Milkshake)
 * Koopa (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure)
 * Thwomp (possibly)
 * Piranha Plant (possibly)
 * Bullet Bill (Possibly)
 * Hammer Bro (possibly)
 * Fake Mario
 * Fake Luigi

Murders

 * Mama Luigi
 * Peach (accidentally and indirectly)
 * Bowser Junior's Skunk
 * Polly The Parrot
 * Black Yoshi (in M&L's Stupid and dumb adventures only)
 * Luigi (in M&L's Stupid and dumb adventures only)
 * Unnamed Goomba
 * Donkey Kong
 * Unnamed Koopa (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures)
 * Unnamed Goomba (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures)
 * Koopa Troopa (indirectly)
 * Mine! Bird
 * Goomba (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure)
 * Koopa (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure)

Commercials/infomercials

 * Toad Away
 * Bowser Juice Infomercial
 * Bowser Juice Extreme Infomercial

Songs

 * Let my People Go (From American Idol Series)
 * If I was a boy
 * Bowser Juice (song)
 * Bowser Juice Extreme (song)

Pets

 * Polly The Parrot (Formerly)

Powers
(Note: most of these are only in the Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures)
 * Revival abilities
 * ability to turn anyone evil
 * Fire breath
 * lightning strike
 * ability to make things disappear
 * ability to give people his powers

Weapons

 * Gun
 * Knife
 * Belt (not made as a weapon, but Bowser uses it as one mostly to punish someone.)
 * Lightsaber (Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures)
 * Hammer

Talents

 * Fighting. Bowser has shown himself to be able to beat up most characters, only evenly matched with Mama Luigi.
 * Intimidation. Bowser is very intimidating and ominous music plays whenever he interacts with other characters.
 * Shooting. In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, he successfully shot and overall killed Mama Luigi.
 * Survival. Bowser has been shown to survive things that should kill him. Like when he shot Mama Luigi's bomb and even though he was right next to it, he was only knocked out and woke up nine months later.
 * Singing. In Luigi's Secret, he sang with great talent with Mama Luigi (although he may have been lip syncing)
 * Fire breath. Bowser can breath fire.
 * Speed. Bowser easily outran Mama Luigi and Mario in stupid and dumb adventures.
 * Minions. Although this isn't a talent, Bowser has a whole army of minions at his disposal, to the point where he can kill them because he has so many.

Reception
Bowser is generally well received by the fans of SuperMarioLogan. However, many fans think that he is getting too many appearances, like Bowser Junior and Chef Pee Pee.

Quotes
. GO AND STAND IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!
 * HAHAHAHA!!! Oh Charleyyy you deserve an oscar!!!
 * HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Charleyyy you know how to make me laugh!!!
 * WHAT JUNIOR?!?!?!?!
 * Chef Pee Pee!!
 * WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????!!!!!!!
 * WHO IS CALLING WHEN CHARLEYYYS ON???!!
 * I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CALL WHILE CHARLEYYS ON!!!
 * AAAAAAAAAAAA THAT CHEATER!!!!!!! IMMA BEAT HIS ASS!!!!
 * JUNIOR WHERE IS THAT REPORT CARD?!!!!!!
 * I know how to solve this, i'll go and get the belt!
 * IMMA BEAT YA!!!!!!!!
 * Oh My God! I AM A FATASS!!!
 * AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CHEF PEE PEE?! GET YOUR (Bleep) IN HERE!
 * THERE'S A BIG MESS IN HERE CHEF PEE PEE!!!
 * Chef Pee Pee, Get in the kitchen now!
 * I'MA BEAT YOUR ASS!!
 * "YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUT THE TRASH, CHEF PEE PEE!!!!"
 * YOU'RE A LIAR SON!!!!!!!
 * Oh so he wants to fake huh? I know how to cure that, I'll get the belt!
 * Oh Chef Pee Pee random kitchen inspection! and if you get 3 strikes, I get to punch you in the balls!

Poll
Do you like Bowser? Yes! No. Kind of.

Trivia
While Bowser Can Get Extremely Angry Easily And Can Sometimes Be Cruel, Aggressive, Evil, And/Or ill-tempered He Sometimes Punishes His Son In A Firm, Strict, And Non-Violent Way As Shown In Bowser Junior's Punishment. He Is Also Shown To Belt Whip His Own Son Then Either Ground Him Or Send Him To Time Out As Shown In Some Videos.
 * Compare to his Nintendo self, Bowser is a pretty hyper guy himself, but it was made for SuperMarioLogan.
 * In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, Bowser was the main antagonist and was mostly seen as Mario's arch-rival until Bowser's Biggest Fear, when he started watching Charleyyy and Friends non-stop.
 * Bowser hardly spends any time with his son and forces Chef Pee Pee to carter to him instead.
 * Bowser is addicted to soap operas, as revealed in Bowser's Biggest Fear.
 * Although Bowser and his son are both turtles, Bowser's mom is in fact a human, however, it is revealed in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures Season 3 Episode 3, that Bowser is adopted, this also means that he and the Mario Bros. are brothers.
 * Like Chef Pee Pee, Bowser has appeared in a lot of videos lately, even more than Chef Pee Pee himself, because Bowser has videos of his own, but almost every Chef Pee Pee video he is also in.
 * Bowser is implied to be homosexual in Mother's Day!.
 * But Considering he is shown to be strait in the rest of the series, it could be construed as a non-canon joke.Or maybe he's bisexual.
 * According to Mother's Day!, Bowser keeps tampons.
 * Bowser is a very bad chef. Examples include Bowser's Dilemma, or Bowser's Thanksgiving, when he has to cook because Chef Pee Pee leaves. He is shown to make huge messes and can't cook a donut without it turning into toast.
 * Bowser hates red apples because they remind him of Mario, and loves Green ones,
 * Its odd however that green apples don't remind Bowser of Mama Luigi.
 * Most of the time when Bowser interacts with other characters, there is an ominous and dramatic violin music in the background.
 * He claims himself to be the #1 Charleyyy and Friends fan.
 * On Facebook near the release of Bowser Junior's Easter Wish, it was revealed at Logan lost the original Bowser plush.
 * On Facebook just before the release of Pokemon Part 4, Logan announced that he had brought a Bowser plush from a fan.
 * He does not have a driver's license as revealed in Bowser's Video Game.
 * However, he is shown driving his car in other videos.
 * It Was Revealed That He Probably Did Get His Driver Liscense In Between Previous And Later Videos.
 * Bowser is afraid of Bananas after watching the horror movies Man with a banana and it's sequel Man with a banana 2. If Bowser sees one, he gets extremely scared, and tries to get rid of it. This happened in Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy adventures, when he had to go get a banana, but destroyed it instead. Bowser is also afraid of empty milk containers after watching the horror movie No Milk. Unlike his fear of bananas, this one is never mentioned again.
 * He is one of the most oldest of the series but surpassed by some guys like Mario's Grandpa.
 * While Bowser is shown to be in his early 40s, he claims to be 312 years old.
 * Which is impossible, because he stated his mom was turning 200 in Chef Poo Poo's Kitchen Disaster, but if he's her son, he can't be older then her.
 * While Bowser Has A Huge Appetite He Is Shown To Dislike The Following Food Items:
 * Vegetable Casserole: (As Shown In Bowser's Broken TV)
 * Macaroni And Cheese: (As Shown In Bowser's House Fire)
 * Red Apples: (As Shown In Bowser Loses A Tooth)