Chris the Cucumber/Quotes


 * "Interesting Factoid..."
 * "A brick of cocaine is what keeps me going in a day."
 * "Did you know lettuce originated from grapefruit?"
 * "Did you know that knives are pointy? Be safe!"
 * "Did you know that Thomas Edison made knives?"
 * "Did you know that lettuce has the same carbs as eating a whole turkey on Thanksgiving?"
 * "Chef Pee Pee doesn't like Bowser Jr."
 * "Did you know that cheese is grown on trees in Egypt?"
 * "Did you know the perfect way to study is to ride horsies?"
 * "Did you know that horsies were invented by Thomas Edison?"
 * "Did you know that cucumbers have their own planet?"
 * "Hawaii is a planet!"
 * "Did you know you get more friends when you have gum?"
 * "Did you know, Hitler ate out of cans of soup?"
 * "Handschuhschneeballwefer is German for coward!"
 * "Did you know, the big red spot on Jupiter is really YOUR MOM'S ASS? I MEAN HER BIG, HAIRY, A-?"
 * "I'm right here silly!"
 * "I'm Chris the Cucumber. Duh!"
 * "Oh. That's me! (laughs)"
 * "(laughs) I knew I got an A."
 * "(laughs) Hi guys! I'm Chris the Cucumber. and I brought facts today!"
 * "Sure!"
 * "Did you know..."