Talk:Mario's New Hat!/@comment-27000904-20171029190628/@comment-33072942-20171029201955

Okay.

(This takes place immediately after the video ends, with Mario and Rosalina sitting on the red couch)

Mario: You know, I'm still kinda pissed at Shrek for using my old hat as toilet paper and then flushing it down the toilet.

Rosalina: Oh, so that's why your hat has eyeballs on it.

Mario: Yep.

Rosalina: Is that why you were a frog at our wedding?

Mario: Exactly.

Jeffy: Daddy, if I were you, I'd use your new hat to get revenge on that shitting pile of shit.

Mario: That's a really good idea, Jeffy.

Jeffy: Thanks, Jeffy out (reuses "Jeffy Out gag from Smart Jeffy)

(Mario and Rosalina walk into the bathroom, where Shrek it taking a crap)

Mario: Hi, Shrek.

Shrek: Oh, hello Donkey, you want to watch me crap and then eat all twenty-nine boxes of cheesecake in the house?

(Mario throws Cappy at Shrek)

Mario (in Shreks' body): Well, now what do I do?

Rosalina: Oh, why don't you flush all the cheesecake down the toilet?

Mario: Good thinking.

(Mario goes into the kitchen and grabs all 29 boxes of cheese cake and comes back to the bathroom)

Rosalina: Good, now flush them all down one by one so you don't clog the toilet.

Mario: Okay. (Begins dropping the cheesecake) One (flushes). Two (flushes).

(Camera pans)

Mario: Twenty-Nine (flushes).

Rosalina: Good going (kisses Mario, making him return to normal)

Shrek: Where's my cheesecake, Donkey?

Mario: I flushed it down the toilet as revenge for what you did to my hat!

Shrek: But Donkey, I can't LIVE without cheesecake! What will I do?

Mario: Get me a new hat that looks exactly like my old one, and I'll get 30 boxes of cheesecake for you.

Shrek: Thirty!?!?!? That's one more than we used to have! I'll do it!

Mario: Good.

(Camera jump cuts with a time label that says "1 Hour Later")

Shrek: Here's your hat, Donkey.

Mario: That's great, now, I have one box of cheesecake right here.

Shrek: But Donkey, you promised me 30!

(Mario flushes the cheesecake down the toilet)

Shrek: DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mario throws Cappy on Shrek, putting him in his control again; He then flushes himself down the toilet, but takes the hat off at the last second, leaving Shrek to go down the toilet and off to the ocean.)

Mario: He's got thirty boxes of cheesecake now.