Talk:Bowser Junior Gets Jinxed!/@comment-34595515-20180609155906

Here's my alternate ending!

(Cody is about to kiss Junior)

Cody: Come here, Junior- SHIT!

Junior: YES! I CAN TALK AGAIN!

Cody: Dammit, Cody!

Junior: (angry) CODY!!!

Cody: (scared) Um, yes, Junior?

(Junior punches Cody)

Cody: OW! WHAT THE HECK!

Junior: That's for jinxing me and making me fail my essay!

(Junior brutally beats up Cody and throws him down the stairs breaking every bone in his body)

Cody: NO! MY BUTT! I CAN'T HAVE KEN SHOVED UP MY ASS!

Junior: Now to get Joseph...

(Junior tracks down Joseph's house)

Joseph: I wonder when my mom is coming home.

(Joseph hears banging on his door)

Joseph: Who is it?

(Joseph opens the door)

Joseph: Hello-

(Junior punches Joseph)

Joseph: OW!

Junior: Hi, Joseph...

Joseph: DUDE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!

Junior: Well, Cody helped...

(Junior beats up Joseph and throws into a car where he gets run over)

Joseph: MY LEG!

Junior: Now to go back to the house..

(Junior returns to the house, but is shocked to see it burned down)

Bowser: (crying) NO! MY TV! CHARLEYYY!

Chef Pee Pee: (angry) HEY, SLUT! CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW THIS HAPPENED?!

Junior: Wait a minute... YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SET MY BLANKET TO FIRE, SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Chef Pee Pee: STOP ACCUSSING ME YOU SLUT!

Bowser: Hang on! Chef Pee Pee! Did you burn my son's bed?!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, yes! He wouldn't get out of bed!

(Bowser beats up Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: OW! STOP!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, stop it!

Bowser: Ok!

Brooklyn Guy: So you were the one that set the house on fire?

Chef Pee Pee: Well, the stupid slut wouldn't get out of bed!

Brooklyn Guy: (suddenly in cop outfit) Ok! You're under arrest for burning down a house, and I also heard you wouldn't give him anymore macaroni and cheese!

Chef Pee Pee: Wait?! How did you know?!

Brooklyn Guy: I saw it on camera when I recoved it from the fire.

Chef Pee Pee: I knew I shouldn't have bought that camera!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok. So you're coming with me!

(Chef Pee Pee strangles Junior)

Chef Pee Pee: YOU FUCKING SLUT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING ARRESTED!

(Brooklyn Guy tasers Chef Pee Pee)

Brooklyn Guy: OK! THAT ALSO COUNTS FOR CHILD ASSAULT!

Chef Pee Pee: NO! ;LET ME THE FUCK GO!!!

(Brooklyn Guy throws Chef Pee Pee in the car and drives him to prison)

Junior: So where do we live now?

(tomorrow at school)

Jackie Chu: Ok! Class! So apparently, Junior was jinxed yesterday, by Joseph and Cody! So I'm giving Junior another chance at the essay! Also, because Cody jinxed him, Cody will also fail the essay!

Cody: WHAT?!!! NO! MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!

(Joseph and Cody are shown to be in body casts due to Junior's beatings)

Joseph: THAT'S NOT FAIR DUDE!

Jackie Chu: So, Junior! Come read your essay!

(Junior reads his essay)

Jackie Chu: Wow... THAT WAS VERY GOOD! JUNIOR IS GETTING THREE A'S!

Cody: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Jackie Chu: And as a reward, the class will be having pizza, cupcakes, and cookies!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody: YES!

Jackie Chu: Except for Joseph, and Cody!

Joseph, and Cody: NO!!!

Jackie Chu: Also, all of the class including Junior will laugh at Joseph and Cody for not getting pizza!

(The class laugh at Joseph, and Cody)

Joseph: DUDE! STOP LAUGHING AT US!

Cody: CURSE YOU, JUNIOR!

Junior: Actually, guys there is something I want to do!

Joseph and Cody: What is it?

(Junior throws a bowl of green beans at them, covering them in it)

Joseph: DUDE! WHY ARE WE COVERED IN GREEN BEANS!

Junior: HEY, JEFFY LOOK!

(Jeffy turns and looks at Joseph and Cody and is furious to see they are covered in green beans)

Jeffy: I... Hate... GREEN BEANS!!!!!!!!

(Jeffy jumps on Joseph and Cody and mauls them)

Cody: AAAHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!

(Meanwhile, at prison, Chef Pee Pee is watching TV, and sees the news of the party at school)

Chef Pee Pee: WAIT! IS THAT MACARONI AND CHEESE?! THAT SLUT DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF IT! HEY! LET ME THE FUCK OUT! IM INNOCENT! CURSE YOU, JUNIOR!!!!!!!

Well, I hope you enjoyed my alternate ending!