Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-33795290-20180112002020

(Note: Special thanks to Valve, Nintendo, and SML, also #SaveSML)

(Shows Black screen)

(Shows footage of Cody using a flamethrower before getting blown up by a rocket)

(Cuts to Black Yoshi drinking Grape Kool-aid before getting blown up by a rocket)

(Cuts to Shrek)

Shrek: POW! (Gets blown up)

(Intro screen)

(Cuts to Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy with Bowser Junior and The Three Military School Students)

Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy: If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Some who said that, and I must say that you do pal (gets in the 3rd military school students face) because he invented it! (Gets out of face) and then he perfected it so no living man would best him in the ring of honor!

(Cuts to Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy screaming before running)

Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy: MAGGOTS! (Blows up a opposite version of him)

Shrek: GO, GO, GO!

(Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy, Shrek and Various SML Characters run onto the battlefield while the camera is going up)

(Cuts back to SBTG with Bowser Junior and TTMSS)

SBTG: (Holding 2 grenades) Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on Earth, and then he hurdled them onto a boat, and then he would beat the crap out of every single one (Smacks 2 grenades)

(Cuts to SBTG running)

Joseph: Get me up there!

(SBTG runs on a pipe and blows up Alternate Shrek and Alternate Joseph)

(Craig The Devil appears behind SBTG, about to kill him)

(SBTG turns around and punches Craig)

(Cuts back to SBTG and Bowser Junior and T3MSS)

SBTG: Hehehehe.... (Gets in front of Junior's face) And from that day forward, in anytime in history, if any animal is one place, it's called a ZOO!

(Cuts to Bowser Junior with the students)

(The female student falls down tired)

(Outro)

(Cuts to SBTG with the female student on the ground)

SBTG: Unless it's a farm!

FIN   