Talk:Jeffy's Penis Shredder!/@comment-27000904-20180310165400

Here are some alternate endings I had in mind.

Ending 1:

Mario: "WHOOPS?! WHOOPS?!"

Jeffy: "Yep."

Mario starts shaking.

Jeffy: "What's wrong daddy?"

Mario tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up viciously.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Mario (Pissed): "YOU NO GOOD FUCKING PIECE IF SHIT! YOU RUINED MY CHANCES OF GETTING AWAY FROM YOU!"

Jeffy (Crying while getting beaten up): "DADDY, I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!"

Mario lifts up Jeffy, Rams him against the wall, and grabs his neck.

Mario: "YOU DIDN'T MEAN TOO?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU'VE PROMISED ME YOU'LL CHANGE WHEN I ADOPTED YOU, BUT NO! YOU'VE CONTINUED TO TORTURE ME FOR A YEAR AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING THAT I'VE SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"

Mario drags Jeffy while throwing him down the stairs and outside near a wood chipper.

Jeffy (Panicking): "DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Mario: "SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO SHRED!"

Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him in there. Then guts start spilling out of the wood chipper.

Jeffy (Screaming in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Then the rest of Jeffy's remains spill out.

Mario (Laughing Cruelly): "Ahahahaha... Ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DID IT! I KILLED THE ONE THAT TORMENTED ME FOR MONTHS! ROT IN HELL, JEFFY! THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL BE SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE THERE!"

Then he quickly disposes Jeffy's remains and goes back to his normal life.

Ending 2:

Mario: "Alright Goodman, here's the- AAAAAHHHH!"

Goodman: "What's wrong Mario?"

Mario: "WHERE IS IT!? THE SHREDDED PAPERS AND LOTTERY TICKET PIECES!"

Jeffy: "Hey daddy."

Mario: "JEFFY! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE SHREDDED PAPERS?!"

Jeffy: "Oh, I threw them away."

Mario: "WHY JEFFY?!"

Jeffy: "Because that's recycling."

Mario: "JEFFY I-"

Goodman: "Wait Mario, explain to me what happened."

Mario: "Well you see Goodman, I won the lottery and when I got my keys to register my lottery ticket, Jeffy shredded it with his paper shredder."

Goodman: "So let me get this straight. You won the lottery, and you son shredded the winning lottery ticket?"

Mario: "Yes, that's true."

Goodman looks at Jeffy, then Mario.

Goodman: "May I?"

Mario: "(Sigh) sure."

Goodman walks up to Jeffy.

Goodman: "Could you take of your shirt?"

Jeffy: "Okay."

Jeffy takes of his shirt.

Goodman: "WHAT THE?! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NIPPLES?!"

Jeffy: "Yeah, I always wonder about that."

Goodman: "Fine, at least let me do something."

Jeffy: "What is that?"

Goodman swiftly does what he says if Mario doesn't pay his house payment. (Don't worry, it's censored)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Blood starts leaking out of Jeffy's pants. (I apoligize if its way to gruesome and makes you wanna puke, but don't worry, it's not shown)

Jeffy: "WHY?"

Goodman: "That's what you get for shredding a winning lottery ticket."

Goodman then faces Mario.

Goodman: "Mario, since I did what's best, your house payment is considered payed already."

Mario (Surprised): "Wait, really?"

Goodman: "Yes."

Mario (Relieved): "Oh thank you Goodman."

Goodman: "But however... You still need to pay for you car payment unless..."

Goodman looks at Jeffy crying in pain."

Mario: "YES GOODMAN, JUST TAKE HIM AWAY! I DON'T WANT HIM IN MY LIFE ANYMORE! BESIDES, YOU'LL GET EVEN MORE MONEY BECAUSE JEFFY WILL INHERITE MONEY IF HE BECOMES 18!"

Goodman: "Really?"

Mario: "YES!"

Goodman: "Wow, that'll triple up my money."

Then Goodman carries Jeffy away.

Goodman: "Oh yeah Mario, your car payment is also payed."

Jeffy: "NO! DADDY!"

Then Jeffy is taken away by Goodman.

Mario: "Bastard deserves it."

Ending 3:

Goodman: "Deal with it Mario, life ain't fair."

Mario: "Life ain't fair huh? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT AIN'T FAIR!"

Goodman: "And what would that be?"

Mario: "YOUR FACE!"

Mario punches Goodman to the ground.

Goodman: "OWCH! DID YOU REALLY JUST PUNCH A FUCKING MILLIONARE?!"

Mario: "Yes I did."

Goodman: "THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE AND YOUR NIPPLES!"

Mario: "LIKE HELL YOU ARE!"

Mario pulls out a fire flower and turns into fire Mario.

Goodman: "Wait, what are you doing?"

Mario: "This."

Mario sets his hands on fire and punches Goodman's leg really hard."

Goodman: "AAAAHHHHH!"

Mario: "THIS IS FOR SCAMMING ME!"

Mario punches the other knee which causes Goodman to scream again.

Mario: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO THREATEN ME!"

Mario punches both of Goodman's arms which causes him to scream some more.

Mario: "AND THIS IS FOR STEALING MY LOTTERY TICKET!"

Right as when Mario was about to crush Goodman's skull, Goodman quickly stops him.

Goodman: "WAIT MARIO, DON'T KILL ME!"

Mario: "And why should I?"

Goodman: "I'LL GIVE MY MY BANK ACCOUNT LOGIN AND MY MONEY IF YOU LET ME GO! AND I WON'T TELL ANYONE THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"

Mario: "Fine."

Goodman quickly gives Mario his bank account login on a piece of paper.

Goodman: "So, are you gonna let me go?"

Mario: "No, cause you'll still tell the cops on me."

Mario raises his fire fists and starts crushing Goodman's skull.

Goodman: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!"

With one final strike, Goodman dies as blood splatters everywhere.

Then Mario throws a fire ball at Goodman's corpse causing it to burn.

Mario: "Now to do one more thing

Mario walks up to Jeffy with chocolate cake.

Jeffy: "Daddy, is that chocolate cake."

Mario: "Sure is Jeffy. You want it?"

Jeffy: "UH-HUH!"

Mario: "Well eat up."

Jeffy starts eating the cake but suddenly, he starts chocking and hacking.

Jeffy: "Daddy, I don't feel so good."

Mario: "Oh, that's because I put poison in it."

Jeffy: "WHAT?!"

Then Jeffy dies while Mario jumps in joy.

Mario: "Now to get rid of the body."

Mario drags Jeffy's corpse outside his house and into the backyard but is suddenly stopped by Brooklyn T. Guy in a cop outfit.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Stop right the-OH MY GOD! ARE YOU HOLDING A DEAD BODY OF A KID?!"

Mario: "Uh..."

Mario turns into Fire Mario and quickly burns the Jeffy's body.

Mario: "Nope, it's just a prop."

Brooklyn T. Guy: "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! I THINK YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP KILLED YOUR KID AND DISPOSED THE EVIDENCE! NOT ONLY THAT, WE HAD REPORTS OF YOU MURDERING SOMEONE ON YOUR FRONT PORCH! WAS THAT YOU?!"

Mario: "Fine, it was me. But I did it because he stoled my winning lottery ticket."

Mario pulls out his lottery ticket and shows it to Brooklyn T. Guy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Oh really? You won the lottery?"

Mario: "Yeah, you still have that machine that reads minds?"

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Well actually, I do."

Brooklyn T. Guy leaves and comes back with the machine, the one that was used in Jeffy loses his pencil.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Alright, let's see if your telling the truth.

(After seeing Mario winning the lottery on the screen)

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Wow, you were telling the truth."

Mario: "Yep."

Brooklyn T. Guy: "BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! I'M STILL GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR MURDERING TWO PEOPLE AND I'M TAKING THAT LOTTERY TICKET! YOUR COMING WITH ME-"

Mario quickly punches Brooklyn T. Guy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "OUCH! Did you just punch a cop in the face? You took a lot of guts and I respect that. You have a good night."

He then leaves Mario alone.

Mario: "Wow, I should do this more often."

End I know I got Mario away with killing Jeffy and Goodman but still, I want Mario laptop be happy. Do an alternate ending if you guys think on how this video should've ended. And no overreacting. Next up, Mario bursting into Logan's house and ranting about him making videos.