Talk:Chef Pee Pee's New Job!/@comment-27000904-20180707204956

Alternate Ending

Chef Pee Pee: "Wait, I was just cutting some onions."

Brooklyn T. Guy looks at the knife and notices some onion bits.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Wow, I guess you were cutting some onions."

Chef Pee Pee: "See, I told you."

Brooklyn T. Guy: "I guess I've must've been pranked called."

Chef Pee Pee: "Hold on, I think I know who pranked called you, follow me."

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Okay."

(Scene transates to the gaming room)

Joseph: "So Junior, do you think you're idea will work?"

Bowser Junior: "Joseph, this idea is gonna work."

Chef Pee Pee: "JUNIOR!"

Chef Pee Pee comes in.

Bowser Junior: "Yes Chef Pee Pee?"

Chef Pee Pee: "Were you trying to prank call the police?"

Bowser Junior: "Um um um..."

Brooklyn T. Guy comes in.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Yeah, were you? I just got a call about a chef killing people with a knife."

Bowser Junior: "No-"

Joseph: "He did call you officer. The reason for that is because Junior wanted you to arrest Chef Pee Pee so that he won't have to win the competition."

Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn T. Guy: "WHAT?!"

Bowser Junior: "JOSEPH! SHUT UP!"

Chef Pee Pee: "So you were trying to make me loose the competition, eh Junior?"

Brooklyn T. Guy: "And you were trying to frame this chef?"

Bowser Junior: "Um um (Starts crying) WAAHH! OKAY, I CONFESS! THE REASON WHY I TRIED TO FRAME CHEF PEE PEE IS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO LEAVE!"

Chef Pee Pee (Angry): "WELL TOO BAD BRAT! I'M LEAVING YOU AND YOUR STUPID DAD!"

Chef Pee Pee punches Bowser Junior in the face really hard causing him to have a bloody nose.

Bowser Junior: "OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

Chef Pee Pee: "That's for everything you did to me."

Then Chef Pee Pee starts beating Bowser Junior up leaving him to a bloody mess.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Wow, I guess that kid kinda deserve it."

The door bell rings.

Chef Pee Pee: "Oh, that must be Goodman."

Chef Pee Pee stops beating up Junior and answers the front door revealing Goodman.

Goodman: "Hey Chef Pee Pee. I'm here to try the food you made me."

Chef Pee Pee: "Oh yes, follow me."

Chef Pee Pee leads Goodman to the kitchen and shows him his cooking.

Goodman: "Wow, can't wait to try this."

Goodman starts eating Chef Pee Pee's food.

Goodman: "Oh my fucking God."

Chef Pee Pee (Worried): "Oh no, that must mean you didn't like it."

Goodman: "Fuck no, I loved it."

Chef Pee Pee (Surprised): "WAIT, REALLY?!"

Goodman: "Yeah, from this day on, you are now my new personal chef. Now start packing because you'll be leaving this shithole.

Chef Pee Pee (Excited): "OH MY GOD! YES! NEW JOB, HERE I COME!"

Bowser comes in the kitchen.

Bowser: "Hey slave, make me a burger right now."

Chef Pee Pee: "NO!"

Bowser (Angry): "WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME SLAVE! YOU'RE MY CHEF AND YOUR GOING TO COOK FOR ME NOW!"

Goodman: "Well actually, he works for me now."

Bowser (Shocked): "WHAT?!"

Goodman: "Yeah you see, he entered a competition that I made to get a new chef. He won because he made good food so now, he works for me."

Bowser: "NO! NO! CHEF PEE PEE SUPPOSE TO WORK FOR ME! HE SIGNED A SLAVE CONTRACT!"

Chef Pee Pee: "WELL I QUIT!"

Chef Pee Pee grabs a pan and whacks Bowser in the face causing him to have a bloody nose also.

Bowser (Screaming in pain): "AAAHHH! MY FACE!"

Chef Pee Pee: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN! (Turns to Goodman) Can we go now."

Goodman: "Yep."

Right as Goodman and Chef Pee Pee were about to leave, Mario walks in.

Mario: "Hey Chef Pee Pee, what's going o-(Notices Goodman) AHH! GOODMAN?!"

Goodman: "Oh hey Mario."

Mario: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! ARE YOU HERE FOR THE HOUSE PAYMENT!"

Goodman: "Oh don't worry, I need you house payment, yet. I'm just here to get my new chef."

Mario: "What? Your new chef?"

Chef Pee Pee: "Yeah Mario, I recently won a competition so now I'm Goodman's new chef. Now I don't have to cook for Bowser and Junior."

Mario: "Oh well, I'm happy for you."

Chef Pee Pee: "Thanks Mario. I'll visit you sometimes because I like you the most."

Goodman: "Oh Mario, speaking of house payments, I'll be getting it next week."

Bowser walks up to Goodman.

Bowser: "Wait, hold on. Did you say house payment."

Goodman: "Yeah, why."

Bowser: "Hold on."

Bowser leaves and comes back with some cash.

Bowser: "Here you go."

Bowser gives Goodman the cash.

Goodman: "Oh wow, thank you sir. Usually Mario pays me."

Bowser: "Well technically, I'm the house owner."

Goodman: "Wait, your the real house owner and not Mario?"

Bowser: "Yeah. Hold on, Mario, you been giving house payments to Goodman?"

Mario: "Yeah, I'm the owner of the house."

Bowser: "No your not, I'm the owner. You should've told me that Goodman needed house payments. That way, I can pay him."

Mario: "WAIT! YOU MEAN THAT YOU COULD'VE PAID GOODMAN?!"

Bowser: "Yeah, I have a lot of money. I can always pay Goodman."

Mario: "SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'VE BEEN PAYING GOODMAN FOR NO REASON?!"

Bowser: "Well, it looks like it. Thanks for covering for me."

Mario: "(Stuttering) NEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Mario's head suddenly inflates and explodes out blood and gets. This kills Mario and shocks Bowser, Goodman, and Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: "AAAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID MARIO'S HEAD EXPLODE?!"

Bowser: "I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE HE WAS EXTREMELY PISSED OFF THAT HIS HEAD LITERALLY EXPLODE!"

Goodman: "Holy shit. Well he's dead now but he'll come back. Let's go Chef Pee Pee."

Goodman and Chef Pee Pee start leaving but Bowser quickly chases after them.

Bowser: "WAIT, CHEF PEE PEE! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE! I PROMISE I WON'T TORMENT YOU AGAIN!"