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Sorry it took so long to find this, but now I'm here with answers:

1. Because Junior has kicked his Thomas habit

2. He could be bi

3. Because Badman is a powerful crimelord, while Brooklyn Guy is poor because his dumb wife spends all his money on useless junk

4. Because Brooklyn Guy would just say Junior probably deserved it

5. Blame Peach

6. Oh, his ass would get the electric chair and he'd go STRAIGHT to Hell

7. He still has his phone from before his mom left and he uses Junior's Wi-Fi

8. She'd probably think nothing of Junior since she doesn't know him, and as for Jeffy, she'd either freak out at Shrek or do nothing

9. Probably, but it also probably backfired

10. No, there's no link

11. Repeat to yourself "it's just a show and I should really just relax"

12. He either has no idea, or loathes Mattel

13. Logan seems to have forgotten that Mario and Bowser's families live in the same house

14. Because he abuses Chef Pee Pee

15. No

16. Also no

17. Because he knew if he didn't accept Badman's bribe, he'd lose his testicles

18. Perhaps she never finished school, or Britknee and Crystal are two separate characters who happen to use the same puppet

19. Because he's that persistent, and read that green beans are a superfood

20. Existing in limbo

21. He probably has no opportunity to celebrate his birthday because he has to deal with Jeffy, Black Yoshi, Shrek, AND Badman

22. Beary

23. Again, repeat to yourself "it's just a show and I should really just relax"

24. Probably not

25. They're retconned, in that they never existed in the first place

26. Mario's Stockholm Syndrome extends to Black Yoshi