Brooklyn T. Guy

Brooklyn T. Guy is a recurring character in SuperMarioLogan. A sarcastic man from Brooklyn, New York, with a Brooklyn accent, the Brooklyn Guy has many jobs and he also has a family that he dislikes. He usually isn't very helpful and thinks of stupid ways to fix things and he is the main antagonist of the videos Home Alone and Home Alone 2 and the The Purge

Personality
Brooklyn T. Guy's personality varies by the videos he appears in. But for the most part, he is shown to be sarcastic and easily gets annoyed by other characters.

Brooklyn T. Guy has been shown to be mean and rude to others, like in Bowser's House Fire!. He is also sometimes stupid, as shown in his debut appearance Stuck in a Tree, as well as when he was a cook and in Jeffy's Bad Word!  In "The Grilled Cheese" and "The Pizza Delivery!" he makes completely stupid and nonsensical jokes while maniacally laughing, and in "Bowser Junior's Candy Bar!" he thinks of intelligent ways to deal with things. Sometimes these personalities can mix together, as shown in "Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket!

Likes

 * His jobs
 * Helping people
 * Winning for money
 * His family
 * His wife dying

Dislikes

 * Getting annoyed
 * Wasting his time
 * Someone's being nonsense
 * his son
 * Dave
 * His wife
 * Tom Brady

Jobs

 * Firefighter
 * Electrician
 * Exterminator
 * Accountant
 * Plumber
 * Construction Worker
 * Game Show Host
 * Doctor
 * Cook
 * Cupid
 * Burglar
 * Pokemon Professor
 * Part-time Police Officer
 * Gym Fanatic
 * Animal Wrangler
 * Guinness Book of World Records Inspector
 * Toys 'R' Us Employee
 * Postal Delivery Worker
 * Firework Black Marketer
 * Disney World Costume Character
 * Locksmith
 * YouTuber
 * Fake Spider-Man
 * American Idol Judge
 * Eye Doctor
 * Actor
 * Pizza Deliverer
 * Driving School Instructor
 * Lightsaber Builder
 * TV Jedi
 * Store Employee
 * Lawyer
 * Billionaire
 * Artist
 * Military Sargent
 * GameStop Cashier/Manager
 * Criminal
 * America's Stupidest Home Videos Host
 * NASA Space Cadet
 * Fake Buzz Lightyear

Quotes

 * "Yeah, take that, you fiery bastard!"
 * "You son of a bitch!"
 * "This looks like a job for the Brooklyn Firefighter."
 * "Hello and welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire!"
 * "I didn't GIVE it to him, he TOOK it!"
 * "I am a doctor, it's just that I have a lot of jobs, and you kinda called me at a bad time."
 * "No need to panic! I'm the Brooklyn Firefighter, and I'm here to help!"
 * "What are y'all people doing in here?! [...] Get out of the corner! What are you doing? Come on, let's go!"
 * "Wake up, jackass, there's a fire in here!"
 * "Nai, asshole, come here!"
 * "See this candle here? This candle was the cause of the fire, and so...everything in there smells like baked apples."
 * "Yeah, somebody must've left it on a bed or somethin', I dunno."
 * "Do you know what year it is? Doctors don't come to houses anymore."
 * "You know, you're the only kind of people who keep having these problems. I don't go to anybody's house for this. You're the only people I ever show up at."
 * "Oh good, it's this thing again."
 * "Oh, now you're talking to me."
 * "I don't know, he's an ogre! I don't know how to handle this!"
 * "You have no idea how lucky I am! Oh my God!'
 * ""Then why is it on the outside of ya pants?"'
 * ""Wow, Flawless logic Jeffy! You are smarter than you even look!"'
 * ""Wake up, soldier! It's time to go to Military School!""
 * ""Out of bed! Out of bed! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
 * ""Alright, maggots. I am Master Sergeant Brooklyn T. Guy! But you'll just call me Master! Is that understood?""

Trivia

 * In his first appearance, he was shown to be stupid as he failed to rescue Toad from a tree because he distracted himself with a phone.
 * During his recent appearances he was significantly smarter, and shown to be sarcastic, especially when he gets annoyed by other characters. Although he's sometimes depicted as still being stupid.
 * Brooklyn T. Guy having several jobs could've been inspired by Larry from The Amazing World Of Gumball.
 * So far, he is the most common recurring character, It also may have been inspired by Goodman who also has taken on several jobs, most notably before Brooklyn T. Guy became a recurring character.
 * In his first appearance, he was voiced by Lance. Starting with his second appearance Chris voices him.
 * In "Bowser Junior Loses Thomas!", he says that he doesn't have a name.
 * He has a total of 31 different jobs with the firefighter job being his most notable job.
 * He implies in The Pizza Delivery! that he has a small penis.
 * "American Idol Episode 1" marks the first episode in which the Brooklyn Guy actually calls himself "the Brooklyn Guy". More recently, he refers to himself as "Brooklyn T. Guy."
 * He states in The 1UP! that he was a drug user in his college days.
 * He also states that he has been in an orgy before.
 * He implies that he is rather unathletic. According to Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem! he said that he once broke his shin and cried while trying out for football in high school. In the same video he says that he has no legs, something Chef Pee Pee has also said about himself.
 * He is Dafawfulizer's 2nd favorite character, being beaten by Black Yoshi.

Poll
Do you like Brooklyn T. Guy? Yes! No. Kind of.