Talk:Cody the Vampire!/@comment-34595515-20180206132622

Cody the Vampire: Alternate Ending Junior: Let’s call the doctor so we can make sure he’s dead! Joseph: Yeah, Let’s do it dude! (Brooklyn Guy rings the doorbell) Brooklyn Guy: Hey, did somebody call ta doctor? Junior and Joseph: Well, We did! Because, we just killed somebody! Brooklyn Guy: Wait, Wait, Wait! Hang on, you killed somebody?! Junior: Um, Yeah, we did! Joseph: Come in, he’s in the living room. Brooklyn Guy: Ok. (Junior, Joseph, and Brooklyn Guy go into the living room where they find Cody’s corpse) Junior: Okay doctor, here is is! Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God! You killed him?! Junior: Um, Yeah we did! He’s dead! Joseph: YEAH! Brooklyn Guy: HOW?! Junior: Well you see, while Cody was not in the living room, we rubbed garlic on his ken doll so when he kisses it, he dies from the garlic! Brooklyn Guy: But, Why would you kill him?! Junior: Well, because he was a vampire! Joseph: Yeah dude! Brooklyn Guy: Th- That’s a stupid reason to kill somebody! He wasn’t even a vampire! Junior: Yes he was! See, look he has two sharp teeth, he turned into a bat, he didn’t have a reflection, and he hates garlic. Brooklyn Guy: You mean this bat? (Brooklyn Guy points to baseball bat that is on the couch) Junior: Um, yes he turned into that bat. Brooklyn Guy: *sighs* you idiot that’s a baseball bat! He has no reflection because he was born without one, his sharp teeth, well he was born with those, and finally, he hates garlic, because he was allergic to garlic, so he wasn’t a vampire! Junior: Oh, well... It’s Joseph’s fault. Joseph: WHAT DUDE?! Junior: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO POINT OUT HE HAD SHARP TEETH! Joseph: NO, YOU WERE THE ONE TO SAY HE HATES GARLIC! Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT, AND NOT AN ACTUAL BAT! Joseph: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT GARLIC IN KEN’S MOUTH! Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TALKED ME OUT OF IT! Brooklyn Guy: Both of you, Shut up! All right?! I’ll be right back in a moment. (Brooklyn Guy leaves the living room) Junior: I’M TELLING YOU JOESPH, IT’S YOUR FAULT CODY’S DEAD! Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME! (Brooklyn Guy returns to the living room with his cop outfit) Brooklyn Guy: Ok, I’m back. Now Bowser Junior and Joseph ohwhatshisname, you two are under arrest for the murder of Cody Nutkiss! Junior and Joseph: WHAT?! Brooklyn Guy: So you two are gonna have to come with me. Junior: NO I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL! (Junior and Joseph try to escape, but Brooklyn Guy tasers them, and drags them away) Junior and Joseph: HELP! LET US GO! (Meanwhile, at the courthouse) Judge Goodman: M’kay. The people of Florida vs. Junior and Joseph is now in session. Now interpretators Junior and Joseph, what do you have to say in your defense? Junior: HEY IT’S NOT MY FAULT CODY’S DEAD! IT’S JOSEPH’S FAULT! Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME! Judge Goodman: BOTH OF YOU STOP ARGUING, OR YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME CUSS, AND YOUTUBE WILL AGE RESTRICT THE VIDEO! Anyways, with that out of the way, now we move on to the victim’s parents Judy Nutkiss, and Tyrone Calvin. What do you two have to say? Junior: Hey look everybody, it’s the pig! (Judy slaps Junior) Junior: OW! Judy: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PIG JOKES AND SECOND, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY SON, YOU MONSTER! Junior: HEY, DONT BLAME ME, BLAME JOSEPH! Joseph: WHY YOU LITTLE?! (Joseph beats up Junior) Judge Goodman: STOP FIGHTING YOU FU- (Goodman realizes what he’s about to say, and he worryingly looks at YouTube who pulls out the age restriction hammer) Judge Goodman: Um... I mean... STOP FIGHTING YOU MURDERERS! (Goodman looks at YouTube, and YouTube satisfied puts away their hammer) Judge Goodman: Okay, the jury has chosen its decision. Bowser Junior, you and your friend Joseph have been chosen GUILTY! Junior and Joseph: WHAT?! Judge Goodman: Junior and Joseph, for the murder of Cody Nutkiss, you two have been sentenced to life in prison with no parol. OFFICERS, GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT! Junior: WHAT?! NO! I’M NOT GOING TO THAT STONE OF DESPAIR! (Junior and Joseph try to run off, but are tackled by officers, dragged off kicking and screaming, and are thrown in the prison bus) Junior and Joseph: STOP! LET US OUT! (The prison bus drives off with Junior and Joseph screaming) (Meanwhile, at an Alcatraz in an unspecified location, Junior and Joseph are put into prison uniforms and thrown into a cell) Junior: HEY! LET US OUT RIGHT NOW! Joseph: Dude, I can’t believe we’re in jail! Junior: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JOSEPH! Joseph: DUDE, STOP ACCUSING ME! Junior: WELL, YOU GOT US IN JAIL! Joseph: Why you- (Junior and Joseph are interrupted by someone in the cell with them. It is Bubbles!) Bubbles: Oh boy, some new cell mates to have fun with. Junior and Joseph: AHH! PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE! DON’T HURT US! (A blue light suddenly flashes into the cell. Much to Junior and Joseph’s shock, and Bubble’s interest, it is Cody as a ghost) Cody’s ghost: Hey, guys. Junior: Cody?! I though you were dead! Cody’s ghost: I am dead. But I’m now a ghost. Now, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS KILLED ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VAMPIRE! Junior: BUT IT WASN’T ME CODY! I SWEAR! IT WAS JOSEPH! Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME! Cody’s ghost: IT’S BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS! NOW YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY! (Cody’s ghost turns to Bubbles) Cody’s ghost: Hey Bubbles, What do you say we give these two the “time of their life?” Bubbles: Oh yeah, let’s do it... Cody’s ghost: Okay. Junior: Um, why are you guys looking at us like that? Joseph: Yeah, dude, it’s really creepy. Cody’s ghost: Oh, don’t worry guys, we’re just gonna return the favor... Bubbles: Yeah... (Junior and Joseph look at each other) Junior and Joseph: Uh oh. (Cody’s ghost and Bubbles laugh as they “return the favor” to Junior and Joseph) Junior and Joseph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The End

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