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Mario’s Revenge: The Final Video [COMPLETE]

Part 1: Goodbye Mr. nice guy

SML rap remastered plays the entire song

SML Rap remastered by destorm, Lil’ shredda, Miku Hatsune, Lloyd banks and the sml cast

Black Yoshi: What up niggas this Black Yoshi and destorm back at it we goin be kicking it off with the supermariologan rap remastered with hatsune miku Lil shredda Justin Timberlake Lloyd banks And J-Fee! let’s kick it!

Destorm: SML save Princess Rosalina SML save Princess Rosalina, With a little help from Mario and jeffy We’re gonna step on Cody Call up Toad Burn the flags and steal the gold If you want YouTube and Nintendo, Then that's the SuperMarioLogan Show! (esketit!!) Lil Shredda: SuperMarioLogan Show! (Nigga what?) SuperMarioLogan Show! (I tuned in for the) SuperMarioLogan Show! (SML!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (esketit!!)

J-Fee: Can't Stop There!! Can't Stop There!! Uh uh uh That shit straight hot!! You know the DaddyLogan show, the place where all the gamers got to go!! Where the Black Yoshi gets the cash and guns, (GUNS) Black Yoshi: So don't fuck with me except the police!!! I be Playing Call Of Duty and stuffing my face with KFC, and it’s making you Shake, got Shrek in the shitter, and he gets the Cheesecake nigga!! (Shrek: Mmm Donkey) Lloyd banks: If you talk about woody can't forget the SHRIMPO’S!!! Its the SuperMarioLogan show!! (Esketit!!)

Justin Timberlake: SuperMarioLogan Show! (Nigga what?) SuperMarioLogan Show! (I tuned in for the) SuperMarioLogan Show! (SML!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (Esketit!!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (it's the what?) SuperMarioLogan Show! (I tuned in for the) SuperMarioLogan Show! (SML!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (Esketit!!)

Lil shredda: SML will save the princess!! (I said) SML will save the princess Rosalina!! (Fuck peach) SML will save the princess!! (Esketit!) SML, check it out!

Mario: 15 years around, brand new sound! You’re done watching it, so turn it off now! MarioLogan show needs to die hard, Tony the Tiger? Uh he's no Retard! This is the place your #0 choice, That they gave Mr. Pig his high pitched voice!

Ham: Wrong!

Stop Annoying Chef PeePee, (WAIT WHAT?!) Keeping the gold! In this neighborhood everybody love me!! So I’m gonna ride a lot, we're gonna fly a lot! Take em to the bridge!

Miku: Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that! Take them to the chorus!

Justin Timberlake: SuperMarioLogan Show! (it's the what?) SuperMarioLogan Show! (I tuned in for the) SuperMarioLogan Show! (SML!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (esketit!!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (Nigga what?) SuperMarioLogan Show! (I tuned in for the) SuperMarioLogan Show! (SML!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (esketit!!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (it's the what?) SuperMarioLogan Show! (I tuned in for the) SuperMarioLogan Show! (SML!) SuperMarioLogan Show! (esketit!!)

Destorm!

Miku Hatsune!

Black Yoshi!

Lil shredda!

J-Fee!

JT!

And Lloyd banks!

Mario: WWW.SUPERMARIOLOGAN.COM  Don’t Log on or Bookmark! Nor Subscribe!

After the music video

One day, Jeffy is sitting on a chair. Mario brings him Jeffy's worst foe Green Beans.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, here's your green beans.

Jeffy slaps his hand on the table and takes a deep breath

Jeffy: WHAT IN THE GREAT BETTOM OF HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: Jeffy, knock it off!

Jeffy: WHAT PART OF "I HATE GREEN BEANS" DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Jeffy throws the green beans on the floor.

Mario: Pick it up.

Jeffy: HOW ABOUT YOU!

Mario: Pick the fucking green beans up.

Jeffy: HELL NO!

Mario hits Jeffy. The room goes silent. Jeffy runs away.

Mario: Some learn some don’t.

The door bell rang.

Mario: Sigh...

Mario goes to the door and opens it.

Rosalina: Hey Mario! Why do I hear crying?

Mario: Oh, don't worry. Jeffy just spilled his green beans.

Rosalina: Oh, poor thing! Let's check on him!

Mario: Uh, no...

Rosalina: Why?

Mario: I can handle it by myself.

Rosalina: Why? Is it because I am a woman?!

Mario: Yes!

Rosalina: Then let's check on Jeffy together!

Mario: Alright fine.

Mario and Rosalina goes to the bathroom where Jeffy is.

Rosalina: Hey Jeffy, I-

Jeffy: SHUT THE HELL UP, DADDY! YOU THREATENED MY ASS!

Rosalina: MARIO DID WHAT?!

Mario: Nah, Don’t believe him he’s just an expert on lying!

Rosalina: What about that time when Jeffy kept saying Faggot?

Mario: I went back in time to stop that

Jeffy: DADDY YOU FEED ME GREEN BEANS ALL THE TIME, YOU ALWAYS ABUSE ME, AND YOU MAKE ME CRY LIKE A FUCKING BITCH! AND JEFFY AIN'T NO BITCH!

Mario hits Jeffy. The room goes silent.

Mario: Now can you eat your green beans?

Jeffy runs away screaming. Jeffy runs out the front door.

Mario: YOU WON’T BE RUNNING FROM ME SO EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario runs out the front door. Mario spots Jeffy running on the sidewalk.

Mario: I’m not done with you yet!

Jeffy: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, FATASS?!

Mario: Tell me you’re sorry!

Jeffy: IT'S TOO LATE FOR SO-

A gun of some sort lands on Jeffy's helmet, and falls to the ground. Jeffy picks it up.

Jeffy: What’s this?

Mario: I dunno. Let's go home and examine it!

Jeffy: Okay daddy.

Mario and Jeffy goes home.

Mario, Jeffy, and Rosalina are sitting at the red couch, examining the gun.

Rosalina: What do you think it is, Mario?

Mario: I don't know, but I hope it's an actual gun that can kill Jeffy.

Rosalina: MARIO. STOP. NOW.

Mario: Let me think about. Nope

Jeffy picks up the gun and shoots himself. Jeffy emits a tracker.

Mario and Rosalina: WHAT THE HELL?

All of the helicopters and police sirens get heard outside. But not just any army. It is an army of YouTube. With a paper bag jeffy clone

Paperbag Jeffy: wanna see my PENCIL?

Jeffy: Oh hey, Jeffy! My name is Jeffy!

Paperbag Jeffy: oh wussup Jeffy my name is Jeffy wanna listen to hop hop

Jeffy: Hells yea!

Paperbag Jeffy and Jeffy listens to Hop Hop.

Mario: Well, that was weird.

Rosalina: I agree.

Mario: Wanna fuck?

Mario comes with a plate of green beans on his right hand and a potion on his left hand.

Mario: Alright, Jeffies, here's the green beans!

Jeffy/Paperbag Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

Jeffy and Paperbag Jeffy throws the green beans back at Mario, which made Mario fling to the ground. The potion fell at the red couch, spilling all over the couch. The red liquid reached Paperbag Jeffy.

Mario: NO!!!

Jeffy: What's wrong, daddy?

Mario: Jeffy it’s a spy!

Jeffy: What spy?

Before Mario could say anything, Paperbag Jeffy hits Mario.

Jeffy: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Paperbag Jeffy hits Jeffy.

Mario: owch...

Rosalina walks in.

Rosalina: What's going o-

Paperbag Jeffy shoots Rosalina with his gun.

Mario: FUCK YOU ROSALINA!

Paperbag Jeffy: NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BE KILLED.

Mario: No! Come on Jeffy, we have to fight!

Mario brings out two Fire Flowers. Mario transforms into Fire Mario and gives Jeffy the other Fire Flower. Jeffy turns into Fire Jeffy.

Paperbag Jeffy: THAT WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. JUST SAYING.

Jeffy: Daddy, what do I do?

Mario: Keep pointing your hand at Paperbag Jeffy!

Jeffy: Why would I do that?

Mario: Just try it!

Jeffy: Whatever you say.

Jeffy keeps pointing at Paperbag Jeffy. Fireballs come out of Jeffy's hand. They hit Paperbag Jeffy.

Paperbag Jeffy: OW! THAT REALLY HURTS, YOU IDIOT! THAT'S IT!

Paperbag Jeffy shoots a laser at Fire Jeffy. Fire Jeffy gets hit, causing Jeffy to turn back to normal.

Mario: No! And I don't have any spare Fire Flowers either! Looks like I will be the only one to fight...

Paperbag Jeffy: BRING IT ON THEN.

Mario and Paperbag Jeffy fights for 5 minutes. Paperbag Jeffy has the upper hand on this one. Mario eventually goes back to being just Mario.

Paperbag Jeffy: NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Paperbag Jeffy tries to shoot an eye laser, but Black Yoshi shoots Paperbag Jeffy with his Glock.

Black Yoshi: Hell no, folk! Nobody better not touch my best friend!

Paperbag Jeffy: OW! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! OW!!!

Jeffy beats up Paperbag Jeffy. Paper bag Jeffy shoots a laser at Jeffy. Jeffy dies.

Mario: That’s What I get for adopting a retard, NOW GET READY BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario turns into Super Mario.

Paperbag Jeffy: WHAT THE HELL?!

Super Mario beats up Paperbag Jeffy, almost to death. Super Mario was about to kill Paperbag Jeffy, but Mario became himself again. Turns out that that form is only temporary.

Mario: Shit!

Paperbag Jeffy: We’re ready, launch operation: RIP: Mario!

Mario: Not again.

Chef pee pee was driving the car with junior and jeffy taking them to walmart to buy some groceries and they wanted The car tire was shot by a YouTube worker caused the car to flat tire chef pee pee comes out the car and goes in the trunk They put out a tire into the car and drives to Walmart safety After back from walmart when chef pee pee was cooking dinner someone rings the door it was a YouTube worker ring the door when chef pee pee opened with junior the youtube worker drags chef pee pee and junior into the truck Jeffy joseph and cody and mario and Jeffy’s dog sees it brooklyn t guy was fixing the lights but he sees it a so he decide to stop but he got dragged into the truck along with jeffy rosalina joseph cody and jeffys dog chompy tried to bite the youtube worker but got put into the truck then he closes the truck and drives on the way to find charleyyy While he found him and he dragged charleyyy into the truck later they put mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn guy joseph cody charleyyy and shitass into the cell at a prison so mario founds a vent and he opened it he tells bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and jeffy's dog to climb into it the security was sleeping while out they decide to go into the mail truck chef pee pee drive the mailtruck the city was flooded so chef pee pee decide to drive to the sewers but he collided stuff and fell into the sewers while they fell they swim but cody can’t swim so he decide to ride on chef pee pees back while out of the sewers they got into youtube building so chef pee pee found a mouse trap mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass cross the traps after crossed there was too many youtube workers watching Mario decide to dodge them along with the group in the libray and later there was a ball falls from the ball pit flooding the room since its narrow mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and jeffy's dog decide to cross it but later they found a room the founder of youtube was standing in the room without seeing anyone mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass sneaks into the room they found a staff room and sneaks into it and they goes by the elevator there was easy and hard obstacle courses in the youtube building they goes by easy later they got into the town there was YouTube mafia town in Washington dc mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass cross the streets to the white house to see if the president is there he wasn’t there but a radio siren goes on

Donald: This is the president, The Navy and I got the this city surrounded we’ll send a rescue team soon

Later they got out the white house they got into the underground they mine for a minute they got an underground room they climb the truss beam and they dig up Later a drop from the youtube workers caused a earthquake in the town they drops bombs and copied the idea from North Korea’s mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass decide to cross to the top secret youtube building they got in the puzzle and they found acid they decide to cross they meet Friendly youtube workers at the mail room the friendly youtube workers decide to help mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass while helping they found the founder of youtube they released evil youtube workers friendly youtube workers killed the workers then they toppled the stand that the founder was stand on and collapse and they became heroes of the USA they won 9206467805040794747 dollars for saving the country they got home they receive the money

6 months later

After the YouTube fallout, Jeffy buys several apps without Mario's permission and Mario is looking for his credit card. to his horror, all the money Mario has left is $15 and Jeffy asks Mario Why he didn't buy the Spongebob app earlier. Before Mario answers, he has flashbacks of the footage in his head, and then explains that Mario was paying a water bill and that if he purchased the app he would not be able to pay his bills and would get evicted. Jeffy is enraged by this, yelling that Mario was being dumb and should've got him the game. Jeffy starts being disrespectful, hollering (saying uh) and patting his diaper while jumping on the couch, and Mario warns jeffy that if he ever has a breakdown for an app again, he'll lose custody and have Jeffy taken away. Jeffy already gets punished because he spent over $200 worth of apps and in-app purchases. Mario calls the cops on Jeffy that his son is financially abusing him and spent over $200 on apps, leaving Mario with only $15 total money left And they could lose their house any second. jeffy asks where Rosalina is

Jeffy: Where’s mommy?

Mario: She died

As for Jeffy being the retard he is, freaks out and starts screaming smashing things putting Mario in grave danger. Mario calls CPS and 911 Just before Jeffy throws a lamp from upstairs. The cops come and grab Mario just in time before a glass thing breaks rim upstairs, and CPS carries away Jeffy And sends him to a ward. Jeffy's domestic violence record is high and then they have flashbacks of previous episodes featuring domestic violence on film, such as episode mentions. Because Jeffy is deemed socially unacceptable by CPS

Mario is in his living room.

Mario: I’m glad jeffy’s gone forever.

Suddenly, Mario hears the door knocking.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and finds Goodman.

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I’m here for your house payment!

Mario: I thought I gave you it yesterday.

Goodman: You did! But I’m here to get another.

Mario: But, you’re already rich, so you don’t to get anymore money

Goodman: There’s no limit of how much money I have. I can get richer even though I’m already rich!

Mario: But why did you stole my check and lottery ticket?

Goodman: Well, Let’s say life isn’t fair.

Mario: You know what. I’m not giving you the house payment!

Goodman: SAY WHAT?!

Mario: I’M NOT GIVING YOU THE HOUSE PAYMENT AND THAT IS FINAL!

Mario slams the door shut.

Goodman gets into his car and drives off.

The next day.

Mario: I can’t wait to eat some spaghetti and meatballs-

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door, but nobody is there.

Mario: Hello?

Mario notices a piece of paper on the ground.

Mario: What is that?

Mario picks up the paper and on it reads: GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT! -Goodman.

Mario throws the paper into the fireplace and heads into the kitchen.

Mario: What an idiot

The next day.

Mario is at the store.

Mario: Ok. I’m buying Cheerios for Jeffy so he can stick his dick in the boxes. I might as well also buy more meatballs as well.

Mario grabs a can of meatballs.

Mario: I think this looks good- WHAT THE?!

Mario is shocked to see Goodman on the label. The label reads Chef Goodman’s Give me your house payment flavored meatballs.

Mario rips the label and puts the meatballs in the cart and leaves.

Mario: Must be some bullshit

A few hours later.

Mario is heading to the house with the groceries.

Mario: Finally, I’m back home-

Mario screams when he notices Goodman standing on his lawn.

Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I’M NOT GIVING YOU MY HOUSE PAYMENT! GET OUT!

Goodman: Giving me the payment yet?

Mario: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! GET OUT!

Goodman: Not until you give me the money.

Mario: IF YOU DONT LEAVE THE LAWN RIGHT NOW, IM CALLING THE COPS!

Goodman: You can try to arrest me

Mario: VERY WELL! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

Mario enters the house and calls the police.

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey There! What’s the emergency?

Mario: My landlord, Goodman has been demanding house payments from me every day, and he won’t leave me alone! I need you to get rid of him!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Brooklyn Guy heads outside and confronts Goodman while Mario watches from the window.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey There. I’m going to need you to get off of Mario’s lawn-

Suddenly, Goodman pulls out a knife and slits Brooklyn Guy’s throat, killing him.

Mario: DEAR GOD!!!

Mario shuts the window blinds.

Mario: THIS GUY IS CRAZY!

Suddenly, Goodman breaks the window with a hammer.

Mario: HOLY SHIT!!!

Goodman: WHERE‘S MY MONEY?!

Mario runs upstairs and notices the secret door.

Mario enters the door.

Mario: THERE’S STILL CORPSES IN HERE?!

Mario hears footsteps coming from Goodman.

Goodman: Where you at fatty? You can’t hide forever!

Goodman starts to break the door down with the hammer.

Mario: OH SHIT!

Mario looks around for what to use on Goodman. He eventually notices Does Bad Things Guy’s saw.

Mario: THE SAW!

Mario grabs the saw just as Goodman sticks his head through the door Mario slams the saw into Goodman’s head causing him to fall to the floor.

Mario: YES!

Mario exits the secret door and walks past Goodman, but suddenly he grabs Mario’s leg.

Goodman: GIVE ME THE HOUSE PAYMENT!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario kicks Goodman and runs off.

Goodman: Get over here!

Mario: THE ATTIC!

Mario climbs into the attic, but Goodman climbs up as well.

Goodman: YOU WON’T GET AWAY SO EASY!

Mario: I DOUBT IT!

Goodman tackles Mario and pulls out a gun, but Mario grabs a bat and strikes Goodman with it.

Mario pushes Goodman out the window, and Goodman lands on the car, and seemingly dies.

Mario: Finally, he’s dead.

A few hours later.

Mario: Finally, Goodman is taken care of. Now I don’t need to worry about him.

Mario falls asleep, but wakes up when he hears a message on his phone.

Mario: Who’s messaging me?

Mario looks at his phone and screams when he sees a message from a certain somebody...

“Give me your house payment...”

Mario hangs up

Jeffy: Aw man! I thought it was going to work!

The next day

Mario and Rosalina were about to go out to dinner, Rosalina checks Mario's phone. When she checks it, a message from a contact named "Pizza Hut" appears, reading "I miss you". Rosalina questions this, and Mario says that Pizza Hut is clingy and that they want them to order again. Then another message from the contact appears reading, "I can't wait to bang you tonight". Mario tries to explain saying that they want his money again for the pizza. Soon after, another message appears saying, "I hope your ex doesn't find out". Then Mario then tries to tell her that they don't want her to know about the deals on the pizza. Before he can explain anything else, a fourth message appears reading, "I might be pregnant", This is where Rosalina begins to get angry and asks Mario if he is cheating on her. He begins to deny it

Mario: Would I cheat on you more than twice?

Finally tired of Mario cheating on her, Rosalina announces she wants a divorce, much to Mario’s happiness until he hears a ringtone from the phone from an unknown contact and answer it

???: Marioooooo

Mario: Who’s this? How do you know my name?

???: It’s Witchy

Mario: What Do you want Masane?

???: I always thought you were cute, come over and fuck me

Mario: I think I’d rather stick my dick in a warp pipe

???: I want you to get some ghost beer, a couple of handcuffs, come to the graveyard-

Mario: Let me stop you right there because I doing any of this but I think right now your daughter is at college

???: Come On Mario, I thought we were friends

Mario: No offense but I’m sure you’re married to wolverine

Then the call hangs up

Mario: How was ThaaauuuuuuuaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodman: Since you didn’t get my house payment I planted C4s in your house while everyone left even you AAAAAAND, you’re evicted!

Goodman detonated and the house explodes

Then Mario and his family carry their remaining material.

Mario: I hate this place

Until the popeye was looking through his binoculars

Popeye: And everything that goes with it

Clicks walkie talkie

Popeye: Get The Boys Ready

Laughs

Meanwhile

Rewinds recording of “Get the boys ready” four times

Logan: Should I send in the others Vortech?

Lord Vortech: No I have a better idea

Meanwhile in a shuttle

Popeye: Sorry for the delay

???: Don’t apologize

The figure takes off her glasses witch reveals her black and yellow eyes

???: I never do

Part 2: Run

While the group is walking Mario trips on a rock and suddenly they disappear

Mario: Guys?

Santa: Mario

Mario: Santa?

Santa: Where have you Gone?

Mario: I’m in Florida started a family and just now my house exploded and it had the tree in the fire

Santa: No Tree No presents only pain Mario!

Mario screams

???: Stop

Mario and Santa gasps

Jesus Christ emerges from the clouds

Jesus: It’s not Christmas

Mario: What?

Jesus: No Mario wait, Santa trigon is back

Santa: Oh! He is back Oh No!

Mario: What are you talking about?

Jesus: Mario we’ve been trapped in the CyberVerse for 15 years with no memory we need to stop him

Mario gasps

Mario: Dear god

TTG Raven makes a satanic circle for Trigon to emerge

Mario: What’s Rachel doing?

Jesus: Raven’s invoking his father

TTG Raven starts a summon spell

Mario: Hey!

TTG Raven turns to see Mario

Mario: You’re bringing the demon back from Hell? He’s with Dracula you’re outta Your fucking mind!

TTG Raven: 1: Yes 2: He’s not with Dracula

Mario: Instead He is!

Jesus: Let me Fight Her

Jesus enters the battlefield

Jesus: I am Jesus Christ! and I am going to save-

Raven: Zinthos!

Jesus becomes dust

Mario gasps and screams

Raven: Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos! (Backwards)

Trigon emerges from the circle

Trigon: Who dares summon the almighty trigon? Much has changed during my exile i smell the plumber’s blood from the winds from HERE!

Trigon points to Mario and Santa

Santa: Oh he knows I’m here!

Trigon: Raven You chose to reunite with me?

TTG Raven: Yeah dad

Trigon: Don’t call me father I prefer to be called by my name trigon

Santa: You need to leave the CyberVerse find this dimensional shuttle Mario and never look back it’s the last one remaining you need to escape this world Mario! Now I’m going to fight this azarath scum once and for all!

Santa enters the battlefield

Santa: You need to stop Now trigon!

Santa gasps

Santa: Oh No! Say it ain’t so!

Trigon: Yes it is so

Mario: You and me Saint Nick!

Mario and Santa run to TTG Raven to kill her but junior is in front of him

Junior: What are you doing?

Mario: Nothing let’s just get to the apartment I heard it’s abandoned

2 weeks later

Shrek: (Groans and farts while shitting in the toilet)

Shrek: Oh Donkey! This is going to be one whale of a shit!

(continues shitting in the toilet)

Shrek: Oh Donkey! This going to be a masterpiece right here

(Gets off the toilet and sees a giant pile of shit in it)

Shrek: DONKEY! COME IN HERE!

Mario: What Shrek?

Shrek: Look at my art, Donkey.

Mario looks at Shrek's shit in the toilet

Mario: AHHH! SHREK THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Shrek: Donkey, how can You say that about true quality art like this?

Mario: Shrek, Open your eyes this isn't art it is disgusting it looks like it is radioactive.

Shrek: It is Donkey.

Mario: WHY IS YOUR SHIT RADIOACTIVE?

Shrek: Because I ate free Cheesecake from out of a waste disposal site.

Mario: WHY WOULD YOU EAT CHEESECAKE FROM OUT OF A WASTE DISPOSAL SITE?

Shrek: Well, you didn't go to the store to buy me Cheesecake.

Mario: YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT SHREK! You better send that shit into the sewers RIGHT... EFFING NOW!

Shrek: Okay, Donkey

(Tries to flush the toilet but it’s clogged)

Shrek: Looks like the toilet is clogged Donkey.

Mario: Shrek, I swear you get on my nerves so much. Get the plunger

Shrek: Weren’t you a plumber?

Mario: You forced me to retire remember?

Black Yoshi: Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop. I love playing Call Of Duty. It's the best game ever folk.

Shrek: Black Donkey, have you seen my cheesecake?

Black Yoshi: Man I never eat any nasty cheesecake folk. I promise. Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop.

Shrek: Well who's eating my cheesecake Black donkey?

Black Yoshi: I don't know! Bop Bop Bop.

Shrek: Well if it isn't you who is it?

Black Yoshi: I don't know folk. Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop.

Shrek: Well I'll probably ask donkey if he sees it.

Black Yoshi: By the way, can you get me some fried chicken. Uh, no, ok. I'll get some cheesecake then.

Black Yoshi (in head): How am I going to get my money that I need right now. It's a emergency. I can rob a bank. No, I almost got caught that one time folk. I could steal from the gas station! No, I got caught too. Who cares I'm a gangster. I won't get caught this time folk. Let's rob the gas station.

Mario: I Can’t believe we have find abandoned apartment complex

Black Yoshi: Because I can’t live without my call of duty

Mr. Pig: Hey, Mario, do you want to see my pencil?

Mario: Mr. Pig! I haven't seen you in forever!

Mr. Pig: Yeah, it's just that I haven’t been around anymore, especially since the thanksgiving video.

Mario: Well, what are you doing here, Mr. Pig?

Mr. Pig: Well, just let me in, and I'll tell you!

Mario: Uh, okay. So, Mr. Pig, tell me all about your life.

Mr. Pig: So, you see, Mario, I was dropped here by my parents, since a short time after the Thanksgiving video, my family of pigs came over, and we all moved into a brand new house. It was wonderful. But, however, I was kinda mean in the house, always having to poop and all of that, so finally, my parents gave up, kicked me out and dropped me over here, so I can be with you forever, again.

Mario: That's wonderful, Mr. Pig. I missed you.

Mr. Pig: Hey, I missed you too, Mario.

Mario: Wait, what does that label on you say?

Mr. Pig: Well, read it, and you'll find out.

Mario: Okay, so it says, please babysit me. Wait, so does that mean I have to babysit you?

Mr. Pig: Correction, Mario, so you have to babysit me for the rest of your entire life.

Mario: Mr. Pig, no, I don't want to babysit you, you almost killed the birds!

Mr. Pig: Oh, is that so, Mario? (uses pencil to draw holes in his face)

Mario: Oh My God

Mr. Pig: (laughs) Mario, you look funny!

Mario: NO, I DON’T LOOK FUNNY, MR. PIG! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR PENCIL! (grabs pencil off of Mr. Pig's nose, destroys it, and throws it)

Mr. Pig: Hey, why did you throw my pencil away, Mario?

Mario: Because you're a bad pig, Mr. Pig!

Mr. Pig: (cries) You said that I'm a bad pig?

Mario: Yes, you're a bad pig, Mr. Pig.

Mr. Pig cries

Mario: You know what? I can't take it anymore! I'm leaving! (Mario leaves)

Mario: I can't stand this no longer!

Jeffy: Hey there, Daddy why are you so angry, Daddy?

Mario: Because there's an annoying pig who keeps on bitching and doing bad stuff to me!

Jeffy: (gasps) Can I see him, Daddy?

Mario: Well, of course you can, Jeffy. I'll take you to him.

Jeffy: Um, okay!

Mr. Pig: Stupid Mario! X3

Mario: Okay, Mr. Pig, I would like you to meet my adoptive son, Jeffy!

Mr. Pig: (gasps) You have an adoptive son!

Mario: Yeah, his name's Jeffy! Tell him hi.

Mr. Pig: Oh, hi, Jeffy! I'm Mr. Pig!

Jeffy: (gasps) Your name's Mr. Pig!That's a cool name for a pig!

Mr. Pig: I know, right!

(Jeffy nods)

Mr. Pig: Hey, can I have your pencil? Mine broke.

Jeffy: FUCK NO! YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY ONLY PENCIL, YOU STUPID PIG!

Mario: Jeffy, be nice to Mr. Pig!

Jeffy: No, I won’t be nice, you stupid bitch!

Mario: Jeffy, that's it! You're going to time out!

Mr. Pig: He's not going to time out, Mario, because I have a gun!

Mario: Well, then, KILL HIM, THEN!

Mr. Pig: Okay, I will!

(Mr. Pig gets his gun, and uses it to kill Jeffy, and kills him)

Mario: YES! THANK GOD FOR KILLING JEFFY, MR. PIG! HE'S BEEN MEAN TO ME FOR OVER 6 YEARS!

Mr. Pig: No problem, Mario!

(Mario and Mr. Pig high five, then Brooklyn T. Guy comes over)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, I heard that a pig killed a boy!

Mr. Pig: Yeah, I killed Jeffy! He deserves to be killed for being mean to me!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Mr. Pig, you're going to be dead for this! (uses gun to kill Mr. Pig, and kills him)

Mario: Aw come on!

(cuts to a news report)

Goodman: Breaking news! Multiple job man Brooklyn Thomas Guy just killed Former Rapper J-Fee and An anthropomorphic Pig! The news is in!

Blue M&M officer: Guy, you're out!

Brooklyn Guy: (sighs) I know.

Rosalina: Mario, I can’t believe you let jeffy die! What the fuck’s your problem?

Mario: You know why are you always being like that?

Rosalina: Because you’re a bad husband

(Mario punches rosalina)

Rosalina: OUCH! Why did you punch me?

Mario: Because you are becoming 10 billion times worse than peach

Rosalina: Mario stop behaving so bad!

Mario: SHUT THE HELL UP! You what to know why i hate you? Ever since you and jeffy went into my life and annoy me and what do you do?

Rosalina zones out

Mario: NOTHING I mean you blame me for everything without letting me explain and having no clue that i did

Rosalina: I’m sure I did

Mario: No you didn't you know what fine if you are still acting like that i want a divorce

Rosalina: "WHY? at least i tried being nice to you!"

Mario: "You really want me to explain why I said that?"

Rosalina: "Yeah!"

Mario: "Okay: "You have been a complete asshole who is ten times worse than Caillou and Junior, you're mostly a middle finger to the real Rosalina, you’re so damn annoying!"

Rosalina: "Mario I think you need a change of attitude!"

Mario: "SHUT YOUR ASS UP WHEN I'M SPEAKING!! Now for the attitude: "Ever since Jeffy went into my life and started putting me through hell, what did you do to support me from him? NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! I mean you defend Jeffy every time he does anything stupid and you get mad at me for trying hard to discipline him, not only that but you are a whiny little brat who threw her pizza at the wall because you're a vegetarian, You're so stupid that you see spanking as beating made an excuse for waiting in line for 6 months and you’re obsessed with stars you even ran off when we were having that vacation and you care about your parents more than me!”

Rosalina: "Oh come on Mario, it wasn't that bad!"

Mario: "Are You Sure? I swear were very hypocritical at the time, you traumatized me by dressing up as a scary doll for lying about A pornhub video even though you lied to the police about me beating and raping Jeffy and finally, you started flirting with Shrek who was in a child's body I think it’s like you were a pedophile and you even called me jealous for trying to stop you from cheating me! How do you feel about that to be a moron?"

Rosalina: "Mario, I mean it. CHANGE YOUR DAMN ATTITUDE!"

Mario: "You know what? if you're still gonna be that way then this relationship is over!"

Rosalina: "FINE!"

(Rosalina angrily storms away towards the door, but Mario stops her)

Mario: "Wait, there's one more thing I wanna give you!"

Rosalina: "Come on Mario, what is it now?"

Mario: This

(Mario then beats up Rosalina for all the times she's been a asshole to him)

Mario: "DON'T EVER SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE, EVER AGAIN!"

(Mario then throws the brutalised Rosalina out the apartment and into the snowy night)

Rosalina: "WHATEVER, I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!"

Mario: BYE BITCH!!!! WHOOOO!

Black Yoshi: "Hey Mario what was that about?"

Mario: "Well me and Rosalina got into a fight and broke up!"

Black Yoshi: "Wow, I hope you're not upset!"

Mario: "Nah it's okay, she was a total bitch anyway!"

Rosalina angrily crosses the road without looking for any cars and as a result, she gets hit by a truck and dies

Woody: "Whoa, what the hell was that? oh well it was probably nothing, (turns on the radio and listens to "leave you alone" by Ne-yo and Jeezy) Oh yeah this is my jam!"

Mario: It’s over “Fans” Goodbye!

Woody: You can hop in the back if you can shove that shit to the side

Mario: Thanks

Mario sits on trunk

Mario: Mama Luigi? Sonic! You son of a bitch!

Sonic: Wait! I’m not a Britain spy!

Mario: how are you alive?

Mama Luigi: I’ll tell you how I survived the explosion I was running towards bowser and I realized that bomb was around my waist and shoots me in an explosion that blew me far away!

Mario: There’s no way that can happen

Mama Luigi: I landed in the Lazarus pit

Mario: What about Luigi?

Mama Luigi: He’s held hostage In the city

After a montage of driving with the song ending

Mario hops off the trunk and enters the park and sits on a bench

Kirby: Hey Mario

Mario: Dream land got destroyed?

Kirby: No Worse king dedede banished me here

Mario hears a voice

???: Mario...

Mario looks up

7 Grand Dad: Mario, you’ve forgotten me.

Mario: How could I?

7 grand dad: You’ve forgotten who you are, and so did you knew me. Look inside yourself, Mario. You’re less than what you’ve become. You must leave the CyberVerse and take your place in the Circle of Life.

Mario: How Did you know I’m not what I think? I'm not who I used to be.

7 Grand Dad: Remember who you are. This safe used to be mine now it’s yours, Remember who you are. Remember...

7 grand dad gives Mario a Mystery safe and disappears as the camera zooms into his eye really lose into his pupil Mario blinks and it zooms out and it reveals Mario’s true form

Mario: I’m... done

Kirby: what are you saying?

Mario: You and I are in the CyberVerse all along

Kirby: Oh god we are- oh hell We’re On the wrong universe this whole time

Mario: What to do X3

[Mario turns and suddenly sees the hormone monster behind him]

Mario: You too?

Hormone monster: Mario my man!

Mario: How did you get here?

Hormone monster: I spent 15 years find you and everybody back in your universe had to chip in

Mario: This is impossible!

Hormone Monster: I saw that break up with Rosalina and I was like it’s over we’re finally free, Wait what’s that? Paw prints?

Mario: You Wait here

Mario sees a trail of paw prints And he decides to fallow it

???: Mario come out to plaaaaaaay

https://youtu.be/FVnNUUyeRjc plays

A strike of lightning from Mario’s Apple Watch reveals electro

Mario: Electro!

Electro: You've changed.

Mario: There’s Something new about you new suit?

Electro fires lightning bolts at Mario

Mario grabs gun and starts shooting

Electro: Are you out of your fucking mind?!!

Mario gets his power ups and F.L.U.D.D.

Mario: CHARGE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

https://youtu.be/n5TpNmS4OX0 plays

Mario jumps in the air calls F.L.U.D.D who will then go into his hover form and shoots water at electro with blowing the mask off

Electro: You shouldn’t done that!

Mario looks at his mask

Mario: You know what? I think I have, Allow me to do my worst

Electro: Lucky for me I got company

Fire Mario: You and what army?

Electro: What Army? What damn army? Look around you fatty

5 members of The sinister six approach (Sandman, Mysterio, Doctor Octopus, Kraven the Hunter and the vulture)

Mario: Did The sinister six just fallowed me here?

The vulture grabs Mario

Vulture: Can your winged hat do this?

The vulture does a barrel roll to smash Mario’s face in the tree

Mario: Adrian?

Vulture: I’m the vulture!

The vulture throws Mario to the rhino to punch

Rhino: Where’s Spider-Man?

Mario: Mysterio’s place

Mysterio: Wrong!

Mario: Is he strong?

Rhino grabs Mario

Rhino: Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood

Mario: Weren’t They In the Big apple?

Kraven: In the chill of the night Like a streak of light He arrives out Of nowhere

Mario gets snatched by sandman

Mario: What the hell is happening?

Sandman: I’m happening sandman’s happening that’s what

Sandman turns his arms into sand and extends them at mario. If he gets hit, Sandman grabs mario and pulls him back towards sandman before forming one of his hands into a massive spiked fist and punching the plumber right in the face. Sandman then morphs into a giant made entirely out of sand, one hand turned into a hammer and the other into a mace, before using his weaponized hands to repeatedly smash Mario into the ground.

After a battle montage

Mario: Sissy six You should’ve left when you had a chance

Mario grabs electro by the suit

Mario: Who sent you?!

Electro: Wilson

Mario: I’ll be back for you later

Mario shoots a portal from a portal gun to throw the sinister six in and he takes a look at his gloves all bloody

Mario: Yep these gloves are ruined Okay let’s get back to the trail

While Mario was fallowing the paw prints he looks up to see he encountered Grimwood

Hormone Monster: Grimwood the home of the ghoul school girls

Mario’s phone rings

Mario: What?

Luigi: Is this Mario?

Mario: Oh you are talking to me if you’re in Florida get in the Forest ASAP

Luigi: Which one?

Mario: I’ll send you the location

Mario and Luigi opens the door

Mario: Phanty? Winnie? Tanis? Elsa? Sibby?

Luigi: I guess nobody’s here

A chair starts levitating

Mario: What the hell is happening?

Everything in the whole house was twirling and spinning in the air, as well as Luigi. That wasn't what made them stare in shock of course; it was what was inside the twirling vortex of all of Luigi's belongings. It was a ghost floating in the air. She was laughing maniacally while her head spun like an owl. Her back was turned so the four could not see her face. She was blue and seemed transparent. It only took seconds for Mario quickly remembers who fit that image which was Phantasma One of their old friends when they were teachers at Grimwood's. Phantasma seemed to not have noticed them since everything in the house made loud noises and Kirby was covering his eyes while being spun around.

Mario: I just fought the sinister six!

"HEY! Put my brother down you bitch!" Luigi yelled in anger and threw the grenade of baby powder right toward him.

"Huh?" Phanty questioned as her head did a 180 turn to see who yelled. The grenade explodes right through her and smashed into a fish bowl.

"My Brain cells are going into my bloodstream!" The hormone monster yelled as he put his hand to his mouth to stop from vomiting. Phanty smiled insanely and turned her body around to look at the other four.

"Oh goodie, more people to sca-" Phanty stopped herself dead in her tracks as she looked at the four... more specially, Mario and Luigi. She blinked quite a few times and rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn't dreaming. Everything stopped in the middle of the air, including the hormone monster.

"Mario? Luigi? Is that you guys?" Phanty asked slowly, to make sure.

"Phantasma! Were you trying to kill us?" Her eyes brightened up at the realization of seeing her old friends again.

"Mario! Luigi! It IS you two!" Phanty screamed in happiness and laughed like crazy. She flew right up to the two.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD! I haven't seen you two in what…15 years! How've you being doing sugars?" Phanty asked and snickered while letting go of the two.

Phantasma: Bah ha ha ha haaaaa! Oh dear, I think my heart's gonna come back alive and start pumping blood! Ha ha ha ha!

Mario: It’s great to see you again Phantasma but, what are you doing here in Florida?

"I graduated from Grimwood school about a few months ago. I haunt and scare people regularly! Ain't it great! We've aged a lot since we last met!" Phanty stated

"You’ve changed Phanty!" Mario said, as the two stared at her.

"How old are you?" Kirby asked.

"I'm Seventeen Kirby!" Phanty giggled.

Hormone Monster: As the age of that helmet wearing asshole

"Good for you Phanty. Where’s the other 4?" Mario asked.

"Behind you" Phanty said.

Hormone monster: Say What?

Kirby: You have bats in your belfry!

Phanty: That's not a bat.

The bat to burst into smoke. From the smoke appeared Sibella

"Hello I am Sibella, Dracula's daughter. It's FANG-tastic to meet you." She grinned, revealing her fangs and gums lightly. That was when there was a wolf's howl from just outside the room, another starts walking in on all fours

"What the hell is that?!" yelped Kirby in fear

"That's Winnie." Phanty explained

"Nice to meet yooooooou!" Winnie said, howling at the end

Sibella: Aww you nervous?

Mario: No so stop smiling like the joker

Phantasma: We missed you so much!

Elsa: Gee It felt like a million years

King pig: There He is Boys Mario is alive we’re gonna get him this time unlike the birds so we have to act like pigs so they won’t know we’re coming, Ray, stupid one, greg OINK!

Ray: Oink Oink

Greg: Oink

Helmet pig: Oowiiiiiiheeheeeeeeee

King pig: What was that? Jackass! Do it again! Oink!

Helmet pig: Uuuuuhoooowiiiaaah

King Pig: NO! AN OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNK! *Gasp* OINK! OINK DAMMIT!

Helmet pig: Oi

King pig heavily breathes

King pig: LOOK INTO MY EYES RETARDED ONE! OINK THE WRONG WAY ONE MORE TIME THEN YOU’LL BE THROWN INTO THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!

Helmet Pig: Oink

King pig: Good, let’s go boys

Phanty: I saw the sinister six outside, you?

Mario: Hell Yeah I Did, I strangled kraven with the Gucci gang belt whooped their asses real good

Tanis: That’s got to hurt

Ray throws a Rock to break a window

Sibella: More guests?

King pig: Mario! We’re here to kill your ass!

Ray: What master said!

Mario: THEY’RE ABOUT TO OPEN FIRE! GET DOOOOOOWN!!!

The girls vanished

Mario: And I’m talking to the air

King pig opens fire with His mini-gun

Mario becomes Metal Mario

Metal Mario: Steel motherfucker!

King pig: Aim for the eyes!

Ray: Ok master!

Ray shoots but dodges

King pig: Retarded one shoot the faggot!

Mario multiples himself with the cloning cherry

King pig: The Left!

Helmet pig fires the left Mario

King pig: The Right!

Helmet pig shoots the other Mario

King pig: DAMNIT!

Mario: Wrong choice!

Mario rushes and jumps to the pigs from behind

King pig: You missed!

Mario shoots ray

Ray: I failed you master!

King pig: I’m getting tired of this! Dumb one! Shoot him down I’m going for Luigi

Bomb drops in

Bomb: Don’t call it a comeback!

Bomb lands

Bomb: I’m gonna blow!

Bomb explodes

Brooklyn Guy: HANDS!

Mario: Are you trying to kill me over a refusal?

Simmons: Nobody refuses Logan’s business, NEVER!

Mario: I fought a lot of people today and I’m not out of gas yet

Simmons: Get on the ground now mate!

Mario: Alright have it your way!

Mario was about to reload his gun, A figure steps on a Twig and snaps

???: You talk too much for your own good...

The woman scratches the tree’s bark with her claws with sparks glowing

???: And It’s so good to see you again, Maury

Hormone monster And Mario: It’s her! X9

???: Sibella, Elsa, Phantasma, Winnie, tanis, and the Super Mario Brothers.

Simmons: Who are you?

???: The living know me as Masane Ohara Yasuka Amaha. But you know me by a different much older name. A name perhaps you thought you'd never hear again. A phantom! A shadow of a former life! I am...

The figure jumps Behind the full moonlight and guess what

???: Witchblade!

That wasn't the weirdest thing about this random woman... (Let’s go over the design before you read Into The Super-Verse)

She had long red hair flowing down her backside, her right hand looked practically like a claw coating her hand, along with her entire arm. On her body, it appeared as if she was wearing some type of armor, however, it seemed to be quite exposing, obviously not used for defensive purposes.

She had 2 red markings on her face, underneath her eyes... But speaking of eyes, the woman's eyes. They were Black, except for her pupils, which were a piercing yellow color. A smile appeared on her face as she brought her tongue out and slid it across her bottom lip before sliding it across her top lip.

But she has a different appearance than the anime It’s My version: She has a wide grin of the Joker like he boned with carnage in her jaws are filled with transformative teeth which means She can transform any set of teeth She has a tongue longer than Venom‘s She has Wings that she’s flying No heels just her Bare feet And her Bloody Mary red hair is longer between the length of rapunzel and Medusa with more than 9,000 tendrils

Brooklyn Guy: Who the hell is that?!

Witchblade laughs maniacally as she flies towards the police force

Mario: Oh look hope’s here

Mario starts shooting the police

Witchblade sucks Simmons’ blood with a vampire’s teeth

Mario: What’s up witchy

Tendrils from witchblade’s hair grabs Mario and Throws him as soon as he throws his spares he stole from Kraven The Hunter

Brooklyn Guy: Mario step away from the whore!

Witchblade grabs Brooklyn Guy with her tendrils

Witchblade: NEVER. CALL ME. WHORE

Brooklyn Guy: What the hell are you?

Witchblade splits her face with Masane Amaha’s

Witchblade/Masane: I am witchblade

Cannon blasts her


 * The smoke clears after shotgun blast*


 * The force sees her maniacal grin spread across her face*


 * Gets slashed across Brooklyn Guy chest*


 * Witchblade eats Brooklyn Guy and changes back to her human form*

Mario touches Masane but doesn’t feel her waist and notices SHE’S A GHOST! (Because you know why, just in case if you saw the anime witchblade)

Mario: You were more insane when we last met

Masane: It’s like an evolution that you can’t control

Mario: You’re the one who called me today?

Masane: Yes

Mario: Well Peach broke up with me because I was bald and today I just broke up with Rosalina for making excuses all the time AGAIN!

Masane: You’re not bald

Mario takes off hat

Masane: Ok Now You Are I love it

Masane is wearing a red and black diamond patterned costume, completed by a cap with two white balls on the ends. A red and blue bomber jacket with matching short shorts, fishnet stockings, and heeled boots.

Masane: Even for credit

Sibella: What the hell are you standing here?

Mario: Oh yeah the escape! I’ll tell everyone and we’ll get on this!

Luigi: You Want to get the fuck out of here?

Mario: Fuck yeah

Later

Junior: For the last time you’re the ugly red one you’re different! Get lost!

Mario barges In with kicking Down the door

Mario: GUYS! I have some pretty big news. Everything we've been through and believe is a lie. The Whole universe is bullshit.

Bowser: What?!

Rosalina: That's crazy talk!

Jeffy: You lying son of a bitch!

Mario: I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have proof!, Look, I have a plan. We can run.

Junior: Thomas can't run. He’s a train.

Mario: He’s just a toy, Okay, then we'll hide.

Shrek: Where? I'm giant.

Mario: Then we'll fight the soul thieves!

Black Yoshi: I ain't fighting alongside white Peeps!

Mario: Whatever, you nutjob.

Bowser: So we Can’t run, or even hide... and we can’t stand up to them because they're fucking monsters... and they are like the league of assassins! So, basically, there's no hope, and we're fucked!

Mario: Hey, guys! You wanna believe that? Or this?

Mr pig: We choose the more pleasant. I wore a bulletproof vest

Jeffy: Yeah. I mean, what this faggot is saying, it's just a theory.

Mario: No, it's not a theory, you assholes. It's a fact! I'm showing you physical evidence. Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.

Tony the Tiger: What the hell am I doing?

Chef Peepee: I wanna get outta here

Mr pig: What have I been thinking?

Hormone monster: Mario! Check this out in the telescope

Mario looks in the telescope and sees the javelin 7 and flying fox

Mario: Could it be?

Hormone Monster: It’s the justice league and the Teen Titans!

Mario: The super friends! We’re saved!

Hormone monster: You sure that’s them? I don’t see Metamorpho, Hawkman or girl Martian Manhunter power girl the green lanterns or even zatanna

Mario: When was the last time she flew?

Hormone monster: The time when she was corrupted and revealed her true power

Mario: No shit

Hormone monster: I see Starfire, Superman, Blue beetle, plastic man, vixen and Wonder Woman’s invisible jet why does she need a jet she can barley fly

Kirby: Is it me or the jet’s heading right at us?

Hormone monster: They’re coming in hot!

Mario: THE SUPER FRIENDS ARE COMING!!!! EVERYONE DUCK!!!

The Justice league crashes into the apartment

Bowser: My charleyyy! Noooooooo!

Toad: What's going on here?

Mario: Supes, guys! Hey, how did you find me?

Batman: Watch yourself!

Aquaman: We're bringing you home, Mario!

Creeper: House raid is a go! Aw Yeah!

Vixen: Tantu give me strength!

Mario: I’d like you to meet my friends!

Starfire: Yes, We are his friends!

Plastic Man: Grab Mario, and let's go!

Mario: Fellas, hold it!

Wonder Woman: Mario, stop this nonsense, and let's go.

Tony, Chef Peepee, Mr pig, and Woody, Jackie Chu, Luigi: WAIT!

Chef Peepee: We’re coming with you!

Red Robin: You know these people?

Mario: Yeah

Woody: Ham?!

Ham: Woody?! How did you-

Suddenly, Ham hears a gun shot. Everyone in the city heard the gun shot. So all of them decide to go investigate. When they went to the living room, where the gun shot was heard, everyone saw Nightwing, Rosalina, Batman, and what made everyone shocked is Retard Mario dead. Kirby became also shocked about this. Rosalina starts to scream, cry, breakdown, and mourn near retard Mario's dead body. She gets up, turns to the justice league and starts blaming them for Mario's death.

Rosalina: It’s all your fault!

She then starts going insane and rushes to the kitchen. Everyone became confused about this so Mario asks Superman why Rosalina cloned and shot retard Mario.

Mario: How did rosalina cloned me?

Superman: She Just cloned you out of nowhere

Rosalina suddenly appears with a chef's knife and her face had a creepy while her eyes had anger and tears in them which made everyone surprised. The hormone monster soon realizes that Rosalina is a yandere. Mario asks what is a yandere.

Mario: What the fuck is a yandere?

The hormone monster explains to Mario the definition

Hormone monster: A yandere is a murderer who is obsessed with a person that wants to be together with that person. If the yandere's crush was taken or killed, the yandere goes insane and kill the person who killed or taken the yandere's crush.

After the hormone monster explains all that, Rosalnia lashes out on Superman and stabs him in the forehead multiple times but doesn’t work.

Superman: Forgot That I’m the man of steel?

And grabs the knife and crushes it and grabs Rosalina by the hair and throws him at the tv thus destroying it. Black Yoshi soon becomes upset with the tv being destroyed

Black Yoshi: Oh hell no!

So he grabs his glock, goes near Rosalina, and point the glock at her head. Rosalina attempts to stab Black Yoshi by the arm but missed and he pull the trigger. Rosalina somehow dodge the bullet and it instead aimed at Batman's brain, but his cowl becomes a helmet crushing the bullet. Black Yoshi then falls to the floor, bleeding, when suddenly, Rosalina stabs Black Yoshi in the eyes killing him. Marko gets up and rushes back to the group after Rosalina murders Black Yoshi. Rosalina then gets up covered in blood, Aquaman runs up to her and draws his trident. Rosalina suddenly attempts to stab aquaman by the chest, Aquaman stabs her with his trident and throws them over his head, flooding the apartment. He then lifts Rosalina above a whirlpool as lightning strikes his trident, followed by a couple of slashes, Suddenly, a large Mosasaur bites her and swims down with Aquaman following. The Mosasaur drops Rosalina as Aquaman impales them with his trident once again. Rosalina starts screaming. Everyone soon realizes that Rosalina is going to murder them so they all start running to the front door to escape. Bowser tries to open the door, but it was locked. He starts panicking and tries to open the door again but with no luck. Chef Pee Pee tells Bowser to turn the lock nob.

Chef Peepee: You have to turn the lock nob You Idiot!

He unlocks the door and everyone rushed out. Toad, who was the last one to leave, quickly shuts the front door so that they will have more time to escape. Everyone got to the parking lot. Bowser asks Chef Pee Pee if he has the keys to his car so that everyone would escape.

Bowser: You have your keys?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes

and pulls it out Bowser soon realizes that not everyone will fit in Chef Pee Pee's car. So Bowser chooses Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, his mom, Joseph, Cody, and Toad to come along. Everyone begs Bowser to take them with him.

Bowser: Nope

and puts the people he's chosen in Chef Pee Pee's car. Then they drive off, leaving everyone to be killed by Rosalina. Goodman realizes that he has his car keys with him, so he allows everyone to get in his car and drive away safetly. But when everyone got to Goodman's car, Rosalina was there and the car's tires were popped. Everyone begins to panic and run for their lives when suddenly, Chef Poo Poo gets a knife throw in his head (Chef Poo Poo lives here in the apartments with Chef Pee Pee). Woody asks Rosalina why she's doing this.

Woody: I have no idea why you has gone mad

Rosalina answers by saying so that they won't call 911 or help. Woody then tries to grab the knife from Chef Poo Poo's dead body, Woody slashed Rosalina in the cheek

Rosalina: All that for a drop of blood

Mario emerges and tells the others

Mario: Everyone Get to the bridge! Did you my new fiancé is absolutely insane?

but just like Chef Poo Poo, and Goodman gets knives in their heads. Shrek tries to grab the knife from Goodman's dead body, but sees Rosalina coming his way, so he decides not to grab the knife and run off into the woods. Shrek then thinks of a way to hide. He decides to hide up in a tree so that Rosalina wouldn't find him. Shrek tries to climb up a tree up falls because of his weight. He suddenly hears someone coming so Shrek hides behind the tree. Shrek starts sweating as footsteps of leaves and twigs crunching come towards his direction. But the footsteps went past him which made Shrek relieved. Just as he was going to sneak out of the woods, he feels breathing on his neck. Shrek turns around to see Rosalina covered in blood, with a wide smile, and wide eyes. Shrek begins to panic and makes a run for it. But he then trips on a rock into breaking his ankle. Shrek tries to get up but gets stabbed on his right leg by Rosalina. Rosalina then stabs Shrek's two arms so that he wouldn't escape. Shrek begs Rosalina for her to spare his life.

Shrek: Rosalina have mercy!

Rosalina: This is for ruining thanksgiving.

Rosalina swiftly heard something Nightwing throws a small explosive into the air and then jumps onto his motorcycle and repeatedly slashes Rosalina with electrified blades on his gauntlets, Nightwing then jumps off of his motorcycle to slam his electrified staff into her chest.

Meanwhile with Bowser's group, Chef Pee Pee who is driving, starts freaking out.

Cody: Where are they gonna go?!

Bowser Junior: Joseph's house

Which made everyone agree, including Joseph, so that Rosalina wouldn't find them. They all arrive at Joseph's house and everyone got out of Chef Pee Pee's car. Toad asks Joseph if he has the keys to his house,

Toad: You got the keys?

Joseph: Of course

in which he does. Joseph soons unlocks the front door and everyone was greeted by screwball.

Screwball: Why Are these people here?

Joseph starts explaining to Screwball on whats going on. After explaining, Screwball became shocked that a woman became a killer. Cody asks Joseph where are they gonna sleep tonight. Joseph suggests everyone sleeps in his room so that they won't be scared or lonely. Everyone likes the idea except Chef Pee Pee because he thinks it’s gay. Bowser says to Chef Pee Pee that he can sleep in the master bedroom or the couch. Chef Pee Pee decides to sleep in the master bedroom. Everyone soon gets in their rooms and falls asleep. Joseph then says to everyone that he has a lock on the door.

Joseph: I have a lock on the door

Bowser Junior asks Joseph if the master bedroom has a lock on it.

Joseph: Yeah

So he locks the door and everyone falls asleep. At 1:00 AM, Chef Pee Pee becomes thirsty and decides to get a drink of water from the kitchen. He gets up and makes his way to the door (not knowing that There’s a lock on his door). Chef Pee Pee enters the hallway and walks to the kitchen. He suddenly hears footsteps which made him jump a little, but he ignores it. He soon turns on the lights and sees the kitchen. He grabs a glass from a cabinet but suddenly, the lights trun off. Chef Pee Pee becomes scared and starts looking for the light switch. He finds it and when he turned on the lights, Bowser Junior suddenly appears screaming at Chef Pee Pee's face, which made Chef Pee Pee freaks out by this so he punches Bowser Juniors face, giving him a bloody nose. Chef Pee Pee becomes really angry at Bowser Junior for scaring him. Chef Pee Pee orders Bowser Junior to get a tissue, go back to bed, and tells him if he does it again, he will get a beating from Chef Pee Pee.

Bowser Junior: Okay

and goes straight into the hallway. Chef Pee Pee watches Bowser Junior go in the hallway to make sure he doesn't go somewhere else. Chef Pee Pee then gets his water from the water dispencer. He takes a drink and goes back to sleep but when suddenly, the lights turn off again which made him frustrated instead of being scared. He thinks it's Bowser Junior trying to scare him, he looks for the light switch again and finds it, but feels something wet and soft. He turns the lights on and finds Bowser Junior's bib hanging wihle covered in blood.

Chef Pee Pee thinks it's ketchup when all of a sudden, the power goes out. Chef Pee Pee becomes annoyed and tries to turn on the lights but to no advail. He then decides to find a flashlight. He starts looking for it and successfully finds it in drawer. He turns it on and heads into the master bedroom to sleep. While walking to his room, Chef Pee Pee notices blood on the floor, but he still thinks Bowser Junior is still trying to scare him. He ignores it but notices that more blood appears at his bedroom door. Chef Pee Pee still ignores it and enters but he sees something on his mattress that made him paralyzed. It was Bowser Junior, covered in blood and cuts. Chef Pee Pee was about to scream but to fade slowly and finally dies. At 2:00 AM, Cody notices that Ken is missing, so he wakes up Joseph telling him that Ken is gone. Joseph tells Cody to go back to sleep, which made Cody annoyed.

Joseph: Go back to sleep

Cody was about to wake up Bowser Junior but he notices that he's missing to. Cody then assumes that Bowser Junior took Ken with him so he wake up Screwballs and tell him that Ken is missing. Screwball asks Cody where he last put him.

Cody: He put Ken next to Junior.

Screwball suggest that they look for Ken, which Cody agrees to. When they got out of bed, they noticed that the door was unlocked. Cody then assumes that Bowser Junior left the room. Screwball and Cody enter the hallway. Cody tells Screwball to check the other rooms to see if Bowser Junior is in there will Ken.

Cody: We should check the other rooms if Junior’s with Ken

Screwball does so and starts looking. Cody decides to check the living room and the kitchen to see if Bowser Junior and Ken are here but they are not. So he decides to check back with Screwball. As he enters the hallway he notices something on the floor. It was Ken's left arm. He picks it up and becomes angry that Bowser Junior Might've taken Ken apart. So he decides to plot revenge. While plotting, Cody notices Blood on the master bedroom door. Not only that, he notices Ken's left leg under the door gap. Cody was about to pick it up but suddenly, Ken's leg was dragged under the door. Cody then bangs on the door and calling out Junior. Cody soon gives up and he decides to head back to Screwball. Suddenly, the master bedroom door opens behind Cody. He then rushes inside knowing that Bowser Junior is in there. Cody notices a flashlight turned on and picks it up. He lifts up the flashlight and becomes paralyzed to see dead bodies of people who were killed by Rosalina. Cody was about to leave the room when suddenly, Rosalina appears in front of him, covered in blood with a creepy face. Cody asks Rosalina how she found him and the other survivors. Rosalina answers that she found them by looking up Joseph's address. She also told Cody that she hijacked a car. Rosalina shuts the door behind her and Cody backs away from her. Rosalina walks to him and stabs Cody when he had no room left to back up. He falls onto the floor and notices Screwball's Corpse, implying that he was killed by Rosalina.

At 3:00 AM, Bowser wakes up and see that his son, Cody, and Screwball were missing, so he decides to go look for them. Bowser gets up and see that the door is unlocked so he decides to look out the door but sees nothing. Bowser then decides again to look for the survivors. He sees a video camera in a closet so Bowser decides to use it. He puts it up against the wall across Joseph's room and decides not look for the survivors and just go back to sleep.

At 3:10 AM, Margaret wakes up to go to the bathroom (not caring about the missing survivors and seeing that the door is unlocked). She tries to turn on the lights, but to no advail. Margaret sees a flashlight and decided to use. She makes it to bathroom and do her private buisness. After all that, Margaret begins to wash her hands but all of a sudden, Rosalina stabs Margaret in the head.

At 3:30 AM, Bowser wakes up to find his mom not next to him. He decides to check the video camera he put up, so he makes his way to the video camera and arrives there. Bowser turns on the video camera and it shows Margaret walking out of Joseph's room. While watching he notices a silhouette walking and it turns to the camera grinning. Bowser realizes that it's Rosalina and he decides to wake up the others but Rosalina appears and stabs Bowser in the chest thus killing him.

At 4:00 AM, Joseph wakes to see everyone except Toad, gone. He wakes up Toad and tells him that everyone is gone. Toad becomes scared and thinks everyone died. Joseph tells Toad not to worry. Joseph tells Toad that they should look for them which Toad nods to. The both of them got out and see that the door was unlocked. They exit the room and they see blood on the floor. Joseph and Toad realize that Rosalina covered in blood is in the house with them. They decide to make a run for it. When they got to the front door, Rosalina was there waiting for them to kill. Joseph and Toad begin to scream and run to the backdoor. Toad trips and Rosalina captures him. Joseph arrives at the backdoor, only to find it boarded up. Joseph starts to panic and tries to remove the boards but sees Rosalina behind him. So he run to his room and locks the door behind him. Joseph tries to find his phone to call 911. But Rosalina starts kicking the door down. Joseph starts freaking out and decides to escape through the window but it was too late. Rosalina busts down the door, walks and grabs Joseph from the window, and throws him on the floor, Joseph starts begging Rosalina to spare his life and promising that he won't tell anyone this. Rosalina starts laughing maniacally and telling him its too late. Rosalina stops laughing and sees that Joseph is not in the spot anymore.

Meanwhile, Joseph quickly rushes to his living room and throws a chair at a nearby window which made Rosalina hear the sound. He jumps out into the backyard and runs far away from his house. Joseph stops to take a break on the sidewalk. He then sees a shadow coming from the corner. Joseph realizes that Rosalina is coming his way so he hides in a nearby bush but however, it was actual the Brooklyn Guy walking by. Joseph sighs in relief but hears a chilling voice behind him. He fearly turns around and sees Rosalina in the bush with him. Joseph freaks out and runs out of the bush and runs on the sidewalk. Joseph turns around and sees Rosalina catching up to him which made Joseph even more freaked out but he trips and falls to the ground. He tries to get up but gets pinned down by Rosalina. Joseph asks why Rosalina is killing Mario's friends including Bowser Junior's friends and family. She answers him by telling him so that she doesn't have to go to jail and they won't have to call for help or the police. Joseph says oh and just when he was gonna say is that why, Rosalina puts his finger on Joseph's lip and tells him goodbye. Mario quickly grabs Black Yoshi's glock and starts rushing towards the yandere. Mario was about to say something to Rosalina

Mario: THE STARS ARE GONE BITCH!

They ran towards each other as they punched, slashed and shot

Mario shoots Multiple times thus killing her. Everyone suddenly celebrates that Rosalina died and thanks Mario for killing him.

Mario: No problem.

Ham: Where are we gonna hide the body?

Mario: The dumpster

Which Mario and ham did right until they see a note

Downtown: Midnight sharp tomorrow if you find this tent that’s the hideout

The next night at 11:45 pm

Mario: Everyone’s Asleep

Phantasma: How long have we been in this safe?

Hormone monster: A half hour and you haven’t shut your fucking mouth

Masane: You ready?

Mario (Quietly): As I’ll ever be

Tanis: What?

Mario: I’m whispering that what I don’t get killed and I said as I’ll ever be

Sibella: That explains everything

Mario: I’ll just cut the power

Mario goes outside and cut the wires that shuts down the power

Mario: It’s go time

The hormone monster kicks the other safe open

Mario: That’s loud!

Hormone monster: Let’s just say it was the door we’ll meet you downtown

The others jump out the window

Tanis: You think anyone heard anything?

Mario: No I put headphones on their ears

https://youtu.be/VjMJlLq5MpE plays full length

Mario goes to the air vent to his attic and grabs a flight power up kit he picks the super leaf and he starts running outside and takes off

When it’s wearing off he gets the Tanooki suit and flies again and then he grabs the cape feather grans the bottom of the cape to glides

He then grabs a P-balloon and touches it and hovers and wears off the 35 seconds he grabs a carrot and becomes carrot Mario he sees a bottomless pit and he flies straight forward next when Mario passes the pit he lands a skyscraper and he puts on the wing cap and does a triple jump and we see he is falling behind windows next he grabs his F.L.U.D.D to use his rocket nozzle he grabs a power flower to be hovering and it wears off he grabs a propeller mushroom and starts spinning and crashes onto a shed and then gets the red star after the flying montage he finally lands in a hideout and meets popeye

Popeye: You’re late

Mario: I had to get dinner and fly all the way here

Popeye: What’s in the safe?

Mario: I don’t know but it says 1 2 3 and 4 on the right

Mario uses the code and unlocks the safe

Popeye: That outta be 7 grand dad’s

Mario: I See Guns, A Nuclear Football, A Pair Of Glasses, A Button, A Spell Book, A De-Evolution Gun and the cruci-dagger

Chef Peepee arrives in his car with ham, tony, Jackie Chu and the birds and woody came in with his Jeep

Later in the pool Mario is underwater and he bumps into Masane she is wearing a swimsuit similar to this link https://www.instagram.com/p/BcQ-M3ohoTo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Masane: So Mario you still think about the mushroom kingdom?

Mario: Yeah I know bowsette and booette are waiting for me to come back

Masane: They told me I was perfect for a bounty hunter an absolutely perfect one, now I’m just going around behind closed doors attacking machines by surprise and Me oooh No one won’t be running when I’m a vampire

Mario: So You became a vampire while I met you in Tokyo?

Masane: As in for Metaghost

Mario looks at the bottom of the pool and it’s glowing

Mario: Hey Masane Do you see anything happening down there?

Masane takes a look

Masane: I don’t know

Mario: Let’s look I’ll just put my penguin suit although penguins hold their breath for 20 minutes

Masane’s hairblades cuts her neck to make gills as she moans with her eyebrows low

Mario: When was the last time I saw your gills?

Witchblade: The witchblade is a deadly supernatural weapon

Mario: In my opinion it resurrected you

Mario and witchblade swim down the pool and see something glowy and that glowy thing was hydro man he had a black and blue colored metallic suit with 2 lines on each soldier pad a chest repulser for “tsunamis” I made it like iron man’s repulser he shoots lasers from his chest I thought of it and hydro man shoots tsunamis from his chest as well He has blue sleeves and robot like gloves

Mario: Hey Wet Willy you like drowning people?

Hydro man: You Can’t believe how long I’ve looked for to this

Mario: Neither did witchy and I

Hydro man fires a bubble ball

Mario: Ok We’ll Do it the hard way

Witchblade laughed as she pulls hydro man over with the witchblade forming chains and has several metallic tendrils stab at him in the opposite direction instead there’s watery holes

Hydro man: You’re idiots you know that?

Mario: Can we wrap this up?

Hydro man: On second thought

Hydro man drains the pool and we see the sinister clan in their trap

Kingpin: Alright boys! It’s time for war! Let’s get them! Hammerhead Get on the heavy artillery!

Hammerhead: With pleasure

Kingpin: You ready?

Hammerhead opens fire

Hammerhead: Die suckers!

Kingpin laughs

Mario: They’re shooting! Get down Hurry up!

Kingpin: Look They’re ducking!

Mario: That’s too much Fire!

Masane: We need to think of a strategy!

Spider-Army: What the hell’s going on down there?

Sinister Clan: There’s more than one Spider-Man?!

He points at the green goblin

Kingpin: Goblin! Kill them!

Green Goblin: Gladly

Green Goblin throws a razor-edged boomerang at the arachnids as Spider-Ham gets surprised in a Ren and stimpy style and ducks

Mario: Guys get down here!

Kid Arachnid: That’s way too much fire

Spider-Man: I can tell it’s not that hard

Spider-Man looks and Ducks

Spider-Man: Never mind

Mania: Flash and I have to do this

Mania and agent venom run to them

Kingpin: Oh No! There’s two black guys trying to sacrifice themselves!

Venom: Racist

Kingpin: Get them electro!

Electro: EAT LIGHTNING SPIDER... PUNKS

Electro throws lighting bolts like Percy Jackson

Kingpin: Yes! Yes!

Agent venom jumps into a puddle of symbiote hops out and shoots Electro’s kneecaps

Kingpin: You didn’t get them!

Electro: He came out of nowhere

Kingpin: Don’t Let it happen again!

SPN (Spider-Man Noir): Miles Get over here! We need you badly!

Miles Morales: Yes?

SPN: Those bums are tearing ass out there so we need you to that zapping thing when you go SHAZAM! And go invisible

Miles: Okay if I don’t make it tell Gwen I love her

Spider-Gwen: WHAT?!

Miles swings a web and fires a ball of webbing at slivermane

Slivermane: My face!

He gets blinded as the webbing hits him in the eyes and Kid arachnid quickly attaches a string to a web before using it to pull his robo ass in close and slam him into the ground. Miles follows up by swinging after hm and bringing his fists down on his head, then does a handstand when he touches the ground and kicks the cyborg into the air. With him in the sky and still dazed, Miles suddenly becomes with an aura of electrical energy and starts to float into the air before, with a scream, a horribly damaging burst of electricity completely engulfs the screen, shocking and tearing apart most of the body. Before the silvermane is finished off from the attack, Miles stops and clutches his head, the aura disappearing and he’s unconscious.

Doctor octopus: You’d be perfect for study!

Dr. Octopus sends two of his tentacles into the air above him. He grabs them out of the air and slam Spider-Ham into the ground.

Spider-Ham: Ouch

Rhino: I’m getting tired of this! Everyone shoot the others I’m going for the runt!

Peni: Did you just call me runt?

Kingpin: Yeah so what?

Peni: You’re dead!

SP//dr jumps into the air and dives down at the rhino with its leg outstretched for a falling kick. If it hits the rhino, Peni emerges from SP//dr and the two pose in unison, with SP//dr's LED screen forms into a face wearing sunglasses. Peni then reenters SP//dr, and the camera cuts to her pressing a series of buttons inside of the mech, before cutting back to SP//dr as it changes into a more spider-like form. SP//dr then fires webbing all over the battlefield, trapping the rhino inside of a giant web

Rhino: Shocker! I need a hand!

Before SP//dr starts rushing along the web and starts striking the rhino from multiple angles. SP//dr then leaps into the air, aims all of its legs down at the foe and spins like a drill before rocketing back to the foe, piercing straight through the rhino and tearing through the web in the process. As SP//dr lands back on the ground, it skids to a halt and reverts to its humanoid form before the rhino spontaneously explodes in the air, with Peni emerging from the mech and folding her arms

Peni: How’s That for a runt?

SPN: Peni hold my hat!

Spider-Man noir throws Peni his hat an fires two streams of webbing at the green goblin. Spider-Man Noir wraps gobby up with his webs before using him to throw the goblin over his shoulder. Spider-Man noir then draws one of his pistols and shoots out the lights of the empty pool, causing the room to go black, with the only source of light being the glowing reflection of Spider-Man's goggles. Same as SP//dr Under the cover of darkness, Spider-Man starts brutally pummeling the green goblin with his fists, with each punch accompanied by a flash of light so the player can see what's happening, before kicking the goblin to the ground. Spider-Man then fires a stream of webbing at the goblin's foot, using it to trip them up and pull them in close to him, before wrapping the goblin up in webbing until they can't move at all. Finally, Spider-Man Noir hangs the green goblin in the air using his webs, just as the lights come back on and they can see again, before finishing them off with one last punch to the face. As the mask falls off to reveal Norman Osborn’s face

Norman: Oh shit not again!

Spider-Gwen leaps into the air and spins in place while rapidly firing webs in multiple directions, dealing several hits to kraken the Hunter and leaving them briefly trapped by her webbing if he gets hit.

SP (Spider-Man) 2099 fires twin web lines and, he makes successful contact, will haul molten man into the air and suspend them by the arms. He then dashed through him multiple times, slashing him with his talons as he passes. Slashing molten man free of the webs, he latches onto their chest, spins to gain momentum, and hurls him to the ground for a final blow.

Extend here

Mario: Hands off my fiancé!

Kingpin: Hold it! Witchblade is your fiancé, right?

Mario: Uh-huh.

The sinister clan laughs

Shocker: Her! The bounty hunter. She's your waifu!, Make me a baby, will ya'.. da-da! Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Rhino Mimics Witchblade)

Rhino: Give it to me daddy— hahaha!

Kingpin: Hey, isn't that the Asian who survive the great quake and died in the Tokyo tower explosion?

The redhead suddenly has some flashbacks from light it’s from the anime no the scenes weren’t in it the audio is

Witchblade (Shaking): What?

Hammerhead: Yeah, you're right. Hey, nice job on those curves! Ya' missed a spot! Your fiancé’s a monster Mario!

Masane: You want monster? I’ll show... *Breathing deeply*...... Monster!

As soon her whole body began to glow, as Masane took a new form while straining in pain and fell to the floor.

Red: Oh, shit! Everybody out! (Running to the door)

Peni: Ooh.. Wait for me! (Gets In SP//dr and runs)

Mario: Nice knowing you, pal.

(Mario runs.)

Masane: (speaks in a diaries tone of voice) How does the kitty-cat gooooo?

Kraven: Meow?

Masane evolves into Ghostblade

Ghostblade: err! Ohh. Aah!

It’s my custom name for witchblade’s ultimate form

The Armor that was previously only covering parts of her body started spreading, covering up more and turning red. A blade appeared on her left arm, as well as the one on her right extend back up along her arm.

Finally, Masane's hair grew out longer and changed color completely, turning into a white color. When the light went away, She was standing tall.

Ghostblade: I--I can't change back. I'm stuck like this. Look at what you've done!

Dr. Octopus grabs forward with a tentacle. he connects with Ghostblade, he grabs Dr. Octopus fell to the ground

Ghostblade goes on a killer rampage killing the sinister clan and after that she stands where she is menacingly

Red: Take this pigs!

Red throws a can a tuna at kingpin’s face

Kingpin: Tuna What’s tuna doing here?

The mighty eagle squawks

Kingpin: OH NOOOO THAT’S CHEATING!!

The sinister Clan tried to kill the mighty eagle but he crushes them

Dot: Your girlfriend has a REAL bad temper

Mario: You Fight Guys Who got Hydrokinesis?

Masane: No but I’ve seen worse

She loosens her red and sliver hair, Letting it fall free behind her. She swings her head from side to side, her hair looking quite presentable.

Mario: She’s beautiful!

Andrey: And pink! ugh!

Anger Mario: I wanna make a piece of that ass pink too

Masane: I’ll be in my bunker

She walks towards Mario swaying her hips and swipes her finger on Mario’s chin up

Hormone monster: Oh, yeah.

[MAURY GRUNTS as he sees Masane’s wedgie]

Hormone monster: Did you notice that some of that ass is on the outside of the bathing suit? I did.

Mario: You have a keen eye for detail.

Hormone monster: How the light glints off of her mound.

In the empty locker room

Hormone Monster: They never keep the good drugs in the pool locker room. [GASPS] Hark! I am the beast, and Masane's bathing suit, 'tis the sun.

[MARIO GASPS]

Hormone Monster: Half of her ass was in there. You should take a whiff.

Mario: No! I'm not gonna do that. The rebellion is out there.

Hormone Monster: Come on. Did you see the wedgie she had? That chip was dragged through the salsa.

Mario: Oh! Wow, it sure was though, wasn't it?

Hormone monster: Come on, it's just us. Nobody's gonna know. Eat up, fat boy.

Mario: I guess a snack won’t hurt.

Hormone monster: Here we go. Take a whiff.

- [MARIO SNIFFS]

Hormone monster: Well?

Mario: It mostly just smells like chlorine, but I know that her wet naked body was against it.

Hormone monster: Make it personal. Masane thinks it's responsible that you wear a UV shirt.

Mario: Yes, she does, 'cause taking care of your skin means you take care of your soul.

Hormone monster: And Witchblade notices that.

Mario: And her body is so beautiful.

Hormone monster: Yeah, the princesses’ skin is not bad either.

Mario: No, not rosalina or peach. Witchy! - I want witchy!

Hormone monster: You call her that?

Mario: Yeah I was gonna refer to her has I don’t know maybe Sabrina, Wicked Witch, Maleficent, Kiki, Bellatrix, Akko, or Enchantress

Hormone monster: Look at the renal imagine it as her curves.

Mario: Masane, show me your top naked.

Hormone monster: Yeah.

Mario: Oh, God.

Hormone: And she's got Fallopian tubes.

Mario: Oh, God, okay. So, Masane, um, what's it like [GRUNTS] to be in human resources? Uh! I came.

Popeye: Lights out in Five!

Hormone monster: Good night, you spawn of 7 grand dad, you king of the mushroom kingdom.

Mario: Wait. What do we do about the mess?

Hormone monster: Flush it, pig. Mwah.

Door closes and opens

Hormone monster: One more thing: Masane’s bunker is 2K7 you should talk to her

Door closes

Later

Mario: Hey

Masane: hey

Mario: I found your swimsuit in the locker room

Masane: Thanks I didn’t know I Left it

Mario: You left it in the bathroom

Masane: I was putting on my clothes

Mario: I’ll tell you this I went around the universe in 80 Days Get this Luigi and I got inside the internet and battling the legion of doom, peach and Satan I fought alongside this guy named sora and 19 days later I’m back in Florida they even repossessed everything even my kart

Masane’s eyes becomes black and yellow for seduction and tackles Mario on the Bed

Masane (Seductively): Fuck the kart There’s only one thing I want to ride

Mario: Ride On What? It’s almost midnight

Masane: Well then... We better enjoy the time

She kisses Mario

Mario: The Hell Are you talking about?

Masane: You Say like you don’t want sex but I know you well deep inside, you want this bitch more than anything

Mario: You know what

https://youtu.be/FhnfBjL9goA plays

Mario: I think I’m ready

Masane got on top of Mario’s chest as his on her back and put his dick in her pussy.

Masane: Now relax plumber and enjoy the ride

Mario: Eh

She started thrusting in and out.

Masane: What’s wrong Mario? Isn’t this what you want? To Feel the body of a girl, The feeling of being inside her? I’m giving you what you want! Smile for me plumber, Smile for me!

He later put his dick and started thrusting in and out.

Mario phone rings

Mario: HOW?!

Masane: Don’t answer it

Mario declines the phone call

Masane: Finger my vagina and make me cum.

Mario turned Masane over took off her panty and pants and started fingering her pussy.

Masane: Yes

Mario: Even peach refuse to fuck me

Masane (Seductively): I want to breathe on you... love you... release you... smell you... and fuck you

Mario: Oh you’re such a sociopath.

Masane: Call me a bomb!

Mario: I’m gonna make you explode!

Mario and Masane exhale for air as they stare at each other blushing and make out

Masane: Faster! Go faster!

Mario: I’m a fucking 40 year old plumber who knows how to mimic absorbing man’s abilities

Masane: I’m also 40 I know all about you!

Mario: I’M 40!

Masane: Make me work for it! Ah! Make. Me. Work! Ah Yeah!

Mario: HULK... SMASH!

Mario Makes one last thrust and They both gasp He cums in her vagina and sigh

Masane: That was a-fucking mazing

Mario: Now that’s what I call a cavity search!

Masane: Well goodnight

Mario: I didn’t get any cumshot!

Masane: Ghosts can absorb them

Masane shuts the light off everything was dark as for the screen as well

Mario: I'm so glad you came back, Masane....

Masane: .....

Mario: Something, wrong?

Masane: ...I’m just tired....

Mario: Oh yeah.... Say, Remember that time we did our own team up on the moon to kill Satan?

Masane: hmmm, yeah...I love it...

Mario: Yeah. You were Sucking blood from predators, I was Lighting Werewolves On Fire.

Masane: Hm Hm....￼￼￼

Mario: You know, of all the bitches I met besides my allies, you're the best one I ever met.

Masane: Mmm...


 * They kiss and made out like this https://youtu.be/jQTCsew01DA and make sure you’re wearing headphones*

Mario: Ah....

Masane: ￼Ah....

The sliva came out their mouth

Mario: So How about round 2?

Masane: I am still tired.

They both fall asleep and cuddle as the camera zooms into the window and we see the hairs of the Blond the wild card and the nerd the Ambassadors of Harvey Street the Harvey girls

Lotta: This is embarrassing

Andrey: Shouldn’t we be shooting it of it?

Dot: You’ll get us arrested!

Lotta: Let me get this straight Mario’s outfit’s red and witchblade’s a redhead so that makes them Bloody Mary

Andrey: The redhead’s an ghost vampire zombie!

Dot: She’s a Metaghost that means she’s alive but no one sees her but Mario she grew vampire fangs she bites like a walker floats like a ghost and that’s why she’s gone mad

Andrey: OH! You know that reminds me of? The Lost Boys, The Walking Dead and Ghost in the Shell!

As the screen dissolved into white

Lotta: Nice dissolve

Suddenly, Mario finds himself in a white void, and notices someone nearby. Upon getting closer, it is revealed to be Satoru Iwata, the former CEO of Nintendo.

Mario: Iwata! Is that you?!

Satoru Iwata: Mario.

Mario: I can't believe I am seeing you right now!

Satoru Iwata: You’re currently in the Rainbow Road to Heaven. Because you ate the 1UP mushroom, you can either follow the Rainbow Road to heaven, or you can go down those stairs and into that door, and go back to Earth.

Mario: Well, There’s been a misunderstanding I’m actually asleep asleep not dead sleeping, but trigon is out there, and I need to help my real friends.

Satoru Iwata: I understand, Mario. If you feel like you need to help your friends, then you must go back to Earh to help them.

Mario: Help them? Like this? Face it Iwata those goodie two shoe days are history, this time for good, They’re never coming back again

Satoru Iwata: Good luck, Mario...

Mario goes down the stairs to Earth and opens the door. When he enters, he finds himself laying on a rock on a ledge covered in snow within the forest

Don’t get mad at me

Masane: Your dick was a bit... floppy

Mario: Yeah it’s almost Hard

Masane turns into witchblade while she makes her hair blades come out as she hunched and then arches her back with the bones snapping rapidly and body rising as she moans very long lets her limbs rest her hands opened and her eyelids closed and stops next to Mario (Here’s a Reference it’s a bit like the little mermaid‘s poor unfortunate souls, know what I’m saying?)

Mario: Well, This is the end, All Of this, My family, Whatever’s happening, I was a total punching bag, this whole time, I‘m so sick and tired of that bullshit, People getting their way, And for the record, I‘ve been lied to everyone I ever met

Witchblade: I Believe you

Mario: As a matter of fact Absolutely EVERYONE! Well at least you’re believing and understanding me because I can see ghosts especially Luigi

Witchblade opens her eyes with a worried look and turns her head sideways towards him

Witchblade: Wouldn‘t you agree?

Mario: Of course. You ever get cold?

Witchblade: I never Freeze

Mario: That’s what Black Panther said, No offense but The snow’s getting into my clothes already

Witchblade comes to Mario and hugs him and the scene cuts to Mario’s backside with sad eyebrows on her face with the tears and whimpers with snow falling behind her

Mario: What’s with the hugging? I appreciate it but we got a town to nuke!

Masane's front, watching as she reverted back to her original Witchblade form.

Mario: This about something?

Masane: Ri...oh...ko...

Mario: You talking about Ryuko?

Masane reverted from her Witchblade form back to her human form.

Witchblade: No... someone else

Joy Mario: Rihoko? Why does that name ring a bell?

Anger Mario: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe her money?

Mario: What was that name again?

Anger Mario: Here we go again

Sadness Mario groans in annoyance

Masane: I just wanted to protect her...

Some tears forming within her eyes

Masane: She was the joy in my life... The very one I fought for...

Joy Mario: Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to—

Mario’s emotions: Oh my god!

Anger Mario: So we took care of her, huh? Dead as a door nail. Weren't those your exact words?

Joy Mario: This might be a different Rihoko.

Sadness Mario: Yeah! I mean, Rihoko is a very popular name nowadays!

Anger Mario: Remember, like, a few years ago every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany?

Anger Mario slaps joy and sadness

[Mario] You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged, oh I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all The darkness inside you Can make you feel so small

Xylophone plays in the background to sync the snowflakes

[Mario] Show me a smile then Don't be unhappy Can't remember when I last saw you laughing This world makes you crazy And you've taken all you Can bear Just, call me up 'Cause I will always be there

[Mario] And I see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you

[Mario, Masane Amaha, together] So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful I see your true colors Shining through (true colors) I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful

Mario: Like a rainbow

Masane: Oooooh oooooh oooh like a rainbow

Harmonica plays offscreen

Masane: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?

Mario: Everybody's not like that.

Masane: Yes they are.

Mario: No You're not like that

Masane: How do you know what I'm like?

Mario: All I know is.. You're the most amazing brown white and redhead with... monstrous genetics I've ever met.

[Masane steps back]

Mario: Masane, when I'm with you I don't feel so... alone.

Masane: Sometimes it's better to be alone.

Anger Mario: Hey at least Someone gets us!

Masane: Nobody can hurt you.

Mario: Yeah! Yeah That’s True Because I got a lonely life waiting for me but we can Skype-

[A bright light flashes into their eyes waking them. It is Spider-Ham, Peni Parker and Spider-Man Noir, on SP//dr impersonating police helicopter (Who saw Into The Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse? I listened to the soundtrack and It was fire) the limbs are intimidating the blades]

SPN: All right! Break it up! Break it up! Slumber party’s over! I been looking all over this hideout!

(Instead of saying Spider-Noir is chose Spider-Man Noir and I find that weird)

Masane: Calm down, Black And White! It was all on me.

SPN: You're already on my kill list, sister, so don't make it worse!

[SP//DR gives an angry face at Masane, she shows her symbiotic teeth, then an OMG face appears]

Peni jumps on Mario’s hoodie

Peni: And as for you, You Baka, you're gonna go to Freddy Fazbear’s and you're gonna be put through the killing spree of your life! Now get on SP//dr! Easy on the cockpit I want it to be nice

Spider-ham: Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... The robo-bo-bo-Bots Of Hell Need to be-be-be shutdown

SPN: You heard the pig, get on the... uh Thing!

Mario: Okay, okay

Masane: I'm sorry

Mario: They'll get over it.

SPN: Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move!

Mario On SP//dr: Whoo!

Mario: Hey, Watch it, Watch it!

Spider-Ham: Whoo! Wa-watch it! You know how to pilot this robot-bot-bot thingy?

Peni: SP//dr responds to my genetics so... that’s how it works.

SPN: Keep your Goo Goo eyes on the-

[A branch hits SPN and falls on the ground]

SPN: That's it. Next time, I drive.

The next afternoon on New Year’s Eve

Tony: There it is Freddy’s Fazbear’s

Woody: Let’s go boys

Mario: I’ll go first

Mario enters Freddy’s fazbear’s pizzeria and They see the Animatronics sing Happy Birthday to Mario They’re from the real Five night at Freddy’s series

Animatronics: Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Mario happy birthday to you

Mario: My birthday’s on May 1st 1983 because my birthday keeps getting scrambled but IT’S PARTY TIME BABY!

Guns start firing and the animatronics start attacking

https://youtu.be/n5TpNmS4OX0 plays

Mama Luigi: Hop On this furry!

Hop hop bunny gets stabbed by the cruci-dagger and starts glitching from it’s cute and demonic version

Freddy charges forward with his mouth open and his arms extended

Freddy: Looks like you need a hug TO DIE!

Mario comes from behind and stabs him and his anatomy starts glitching and gets decapitated

The animatronics get mad and they rush to them with their Jumpscare like attacks although the audience didn’t get scared and the rebellion fights back

One battle montage later

The animatronics are destroyed but Suddenly

Guess wait? That’s right!

Jason Vorhees starts to slowly come out of a lake and kicks a door

After a battle montage with Jason vorhees

Woody: Get the hose we got em!

Aquaman: Grab It now!

They fight but before Aquaman could slam his trident and flood the house they soon realize Jason can teleport. They soon remembered that he drowned and that water could hurt him, then Kirby runs to get the hose from outside and throws a splash of water that knocks him out since water is Jason's weakness. Mario and Kirby then get the guns, only to find out that Jason is back, this time wearing floaties.

Woody says: You outta your fucking mind?!

And then shoots his floaties and leads him to the lake.

Mario: Remember Me? Today, my fiend, you will die! Get away from them, motherfucker! Please don't come back! Go... to... hell. Get Ready!

Aquaman: Feel the ocean’s power!

Aquaman calls outs a horde of piranhas Mario stabs Jason in the chest with the cruci-dagger and starts screaming which shows all the hallucinations and faces Jason ever had, Kirby kicks his mask to reveal his face and jason roars But the chain around his neck struggles him then his Friday the 13th part II version suffocates him with the bagged mask and rips itself off to reveal his face then the rebellion starts fighting then the part iii Transforms his sack mask into a hockey one and mama Luigi breaks it to reveal the third face the retro version was purple Mario shoots Jason in the mask breaking it and revealing the purple face the final chapter version was getting out of hand tony slashed his baseball bat in the face to slice the mask in half and reveals the face and his stabs his head with an ice skate and the Jason lives version made him angrier Chef Peepee was shooting him in the mask to reveal the next face

Sonic: ALL RIGHT LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!

Then he starts running towards Jason and punching him like jojo’s bizarre adventure in the new blood version Jason sees a hallucination Of Tina causing the hand to grab his machete but reveals to be yoda

Yoda: Die you must

He uses the force to use the chain strangle him and mask rip to reveal his face the jason takes Manhattan version made him hallucinate in acid and roars in fear which made sonic punch him multiple times the Jason goes to hell: the final Friday version made in even more mad and sonic yanks his mask and smashed his revealed face and his Jason X version made him fight back the rebellion but Kirby sucks up his mask to reveal the face and becomes Uber-Jason, he was attempting to cut panda but Kirby slaps Jason’s mask off and suck up Freddy Krueger’s knifed glove and becomes Kruger-Kirby

Kirby: Groovy

Before he strikes the final blow he grabs kirby in his Freddy vs Jason form thinking he’s Freddy Kruger and Witchblade slashed his face to reveal it but before woody shoots him Jason gets his machete to destroy the bullet in 2009 reboot form but fails to reveal the face and his face becomes his youngster face and all the souls come out his mouth from his victims and start fighting him as the rebellion did and he gets dragged by the 7 deadly sins and dead victims’ souls while Jason is screaming distorted high and gets sent to Hell and was tortured for his sins forever.

GwenPool: You should check out the happy hotel!

Mario: There’s no hotel in Hell

But Jason grabs Mario to hell

https://youtu.be/9sIVswuMaN4 plays

An army of monsters grabs Mario but the limbs then the predators make way for Dracula

Mario: It’s You!

Dracula: HA FOOL! While you were waisting your time on the half dead phantom I gathered all the lost souls in the known universe and became THE EMPEROR OF DARKNESS! Carnage! Draw the child’s blood

Mario: Oh shit Peni! *TRIGGERED* Now you’ll never again see the light of night nor day!

Dracula: Charge!

Mario: Don't kill, leave it Don't kill, leave it You came here, Fuck off Don't want to? Too bad! I still have all your fucking money

Do not suck, bite or hypnotize the person in front of you I am right there I am everywhere at once And I will cut you up

If you kill anyone I will cut your lips and tongue From your head with a Linoleum knife

Do not destroy this society If you don't understand Then you should not be here Your money is now my money And I will spend it on drugs

Don't rip anyone’s spines out Be inconsiderate to others Or I will bite your torso And give you a disease

Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this Take the seed outside, leave it in the streets Run over it after the show

If I see you in that you’re my VCR again Jesus will rain down your throat with hot acid And dissolve your testicles And feed your guts to the grenades

This is a copyrighted world for the human race If I find Chucky on eBay I will break into your house And tear his wife in half

After Mario stabbed everyone with the cruci-dagger it didn’t work and he looks at it

Mario: THEY DISOBEYED!

Inside every demon is a rainbow plays also I’m still hyped for Hazbin Hotel

Mario runs towards the army of darkness and shoots the birds when leatherface slashes his chainsaw at him Mario ducks and dodges when he approaches slender man everything goes static but Mario shoots him with a rainbow gun (Kick the buddy) Pinkamina Diane pie jumps on Mario smiling and he punches her in the face with fisticuffs Leatherface reappears with a hatchet Mario grabs it and bashes the faceless killer’s skull open cupcake (Five nights at Freddy’s) pops into battle but Mario crushes it as for regan (The exorcist and scary maze game don’t know if she’s in the tv series of the exorcist) before she could jumpscare the audience Mario interrupts it he snaps her neck to the back as regan spins and falls onto the fiery ground

Dracula: You can’t kill us

Mario: Yeah I know BUT THEY CAN!

Then panty and stocking drop in

Panty: It's time for us to put the army of darkness to beddy Bye.

Stocking: Number 1, That was total cringe. Number 2, you’re sweaty AF.

Panty: How about I buy you a cake from that fancy bakery and you manage to do this without saying another fucking word?

Stocking: As long as what I'm saying now doesn't count, I'm in.

Panty: Then let's make this fucking punks pay for covering you in this, okay you can reply to that.

Stocking: Let's rock.

Mario: Think you guys can keep up?

P and S: Fuck Yes

Mario: Let’s ride

Mario loads his gun up with lead and looks at Charlie

Mario: You were saying?

The song resumes

The trio started fighting the army of darkness Mario crushes a bunch of Daleks with a bat, Stocking decapitates Walkers with her swords, panty shoots a lot of xenomorphs, creepers explode (They’re from Minecraft) Scary Terry gets shot by panty, crooks die, the giant zero slices Samara Morgan into a giant hole through the chest and a bunch of other stuff happened to sync the lyrics and Mario grabs a flamethrower to burn the killer klowns from outer space and stab them with the curci-dagger as they scream then a werewolf (It was the An American Werewolf In London one) tackles panty to eat her and she sees the cotton candy weapons the killer klowns used she grabs it and fire the werewolf

Panty: Walkie’s over!

Mario stabs David with the dagger which it caused the wolf to split it with the wolf and David and stocking stabs the werewolf and poofs into a cloud and after much much much longer action he grabs the cruci-dagger and the ghost trap the ghostbusters used and slams the dagger in the keyhole and electricity is in the air

P and S: Allow us, O pitiful shadows lost in the darkness. O evil spirits born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of the holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger. Shattering your loathsome impurities and returning you from whence you came. Repent, you motherfuckers!

Panty and stocking struck the final blow and then... The army disintegrated like thanos did the snap

Mario panty and stocking pop out of a hell portal

Mario: I AM MARIO MARIO! DESTROYER OF EVIL!

But a tape recorder was spotted

Lotta: Hey I found something

Pushes play

Dr. fingershitz: This Dr. fingershitz if you’re listening the rebellion needs to be turned into animals so we can put them down!

Badman: Settle down This is Badman. The rebellion‘s finding the last dimensional shuttle in the world and holding 7 grand dad’s weapons If you see them you must kill them with everything you’ve got. Mario If you’re hearing this, I’m coming for you.

Everyone: Plan time!

Mario: Okay. We'll travel back in time to stop Chef Peepee and my baddest days and get our enemies in trouble with four platoons.

(Overview of the rebellion in four time machines, separate groups. Front-on view of them)

Chef Peepee: But what if Jeffy distracts us with His walrus speaking bullshit?

Ken: We'll just ignore him

Mario: What if rosalina ties our shoelaces together?

Dot: Most Of us don't have shoelaces.

Mario: But what if theirs a clone of me and attacks everyone by saying meatball?

Punisher: We'll shoot the clone.

Mario: What if the bunny do plays?

Deadpool: We'll drown them out with WHAM!.

Lotta: What about Crush 4U?

Bowsette: Oh! Maybe Katy Perry

Luigi: Toto –

Mario: And so on!

Jackie Chu: What if someone challenges us to some games?

Chef Peepee: Then we don't – play – the fucking games!

Dot: What if lord dominator crash lands at the last moment and makes us all lava?

Audrey: (jumps in the air) WE DIDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!

(Pan to Mario)

Mario: Are you sure?

(Pan back to Andrey)

Andrey: We'll bring a radioactive soul-absorbing crystal, just in case!

(Cut back, exactly the same sequence of dominator in plays; Mario holds up a big, red crystal similar to Red Kryptonite, and it blazes. Front-on view of dominator, eyes becoming blank white sockets as a red stream of light comes out of his forehead and spirals its way into the crystal. Wander falls out of frame; cut to ground level as he falls to the floor. With the ship exploding too)

(Cut back to Mario. Brief point-of-view shot of Andrey, pause)

Mario: You know...this just...might...work.

(Cut to Andrey)

Andrey: ...Really?

(Behind shot of him, showing Mario between his feet)

Mario: Yes. Yes. Yes!

(The camera zooms in closer on each of the last two words, finishing on an extreme close-up of his face. He paces down one side of the table)

Mario: With this plan, Strike's defenses will crumble! Their puny pathetic stupidity will soon fall by The – (zips over to a water dispenser, fills a cup and drinks it) THE PUNISHING – (stops) Uh-oh.

(Cut to a close-up of Andrey, zooming out slowly)

Andrey: Uh-oh What?

(Back to Mario)

Mario: Vortech.

(Back to Andrey)

Andrey: Vortech?

(Cut to the rebellion, who faints on the ground, on fire. Witchblade lies next to Mario, her gauntlet on arm broken up. Several other rebels surround them, either dead, carrying corpses, wearing C4s, or having acid in their faces. Pan slowly upwards showing the sml cast on Mario's beaten body, the world surrounding them, bowing. Stop on an extreme close-up of Lord Vortech being held high. Widen to frame a full view of the result of Mario's predicted failed revenge while Strike’s cannon shines bright, while an image of a dead Mario becomes visible in the sky)

(In the matter of Avengers: Infinity War's "Even for you")

(Cut back to Mario)

Mario: (lowly) Yes. Vortech

GwenPool: HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?!!

(Back to Mario)

Mario: (sadly) It doesn't matter, what's the point? The ball’s gonna drop and the entire cosmos’s gonna become “comical” idiots and no one else’s gonna survive (hangs head) Redemption off. Everybody out.

(Cut to an overview of the room as the rebellion except Luigi leave. Close-up on Luigi, who hears the door slam. He stares at the screen for a moment, cut to behind Mario at him)

Luigi: Bro you're forgetting one thing.

(Side view of Mario)

Mario: Yeah? What's that?

Luigi: (walking up) You're Mario!

https://youtu.be/b1_ryS_1QhM plays

(Mario sits up, staring in surprise)

(Cut to Mario, lying on the ground with his back on fire from his failed attack. His eyes pop open)

Mario: The most greatest, most bravest man in the entire universe!

(Cut to the crushed ship as jeffy hollers like a walrus like he always does while the sml cast dance on their graves. Mario rises up front and center)

Luigi: (voiceover) And while everyone may have Tortured you a few times...

(Now Mario mad, and cut to a close-up of his fist as it starts clenching with the gun. Cut to a long shot of him and zoom in on him while he fires the lead from his weapons)

Luigi: (voiceover) The Bro I know would never let some evil doer get in his head, he'd just keep his faith and hopes alive!

(Towards the end of this, cut to a long shot of the ship and zoom in, fear written all over the spectators' faces as everyone else Fight back. Determination seeps into lord dominator, who launches toward Mario. In close-up, he holds up his glowing taste which blasts lightning at dominator, knocking her away and slamming against the ship. Close-up of her, body explodes, before the camera cuts to a forlorn version of Mario and Luigi’s rouges’ galley)

Luigi: (voiceover) And if our foes did show up...

(The rouges gallery runs down the ship in anger attempting to kill Mario, but is engulfed by the blast of His weapons. Cut to a view of national and pan upwards to his firing hand)

Luigi: (voiceover) The Mario I know would just use his strength – (full shot) to blast him into total damnation!

(Close-up of all his enemies being zapped as they screamed in agony distorted; cut to them as he lets his other hand fire away. In close-up, cut to The Marra, Black Manta, Venom and The rest just behind Mario as they explode into pieces dead. In close-up, Mario chest bumps Luigi covered In blood, zoom out slowly to frame them)

Mario: YEEEEES!!

(The background dissolves back to outside)

Mario: Luigi, you're right! I am awesome! I can't let some do-badder in an evil mood psych me out!

(Cut to a side view of Luigi)

Luigi: Oh, that's great, bro! So, which time machine do you wanna use?

(Widen to frame Mario)

Mario: What? Oh, I’ll take that delorean, or whatever.

(Extreme close-up of his face)

Mario: Let's do this!

(Zoom out, showing him on his delorean. The Tardis, H.G Wells’ time machine and Doraemon’s standing in front of him. The rebellion stand together in a crowd before the time machines)

Andrey In cable’s accent: This is Nathan summers, Operation: Play the endgame is a go! Whoo! (fades out)

(The scene continues zooming out until we arrive at an overview of the time machines. It starts up and flies toward the screen, revealing the time portal in the distance. The time machines spiral towards it as we zoom in it as well)

Part 3: The last and final Curtain Call

Popeye: Rootin’ tootin’, ready for shootin’! Alright Now listen up, cause I’m only gonna say this once. Fear’s a four letter word, chums. You wanna go tinkle in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It’s make your mammas proud time!

Lotta: I love my mommy!

Hormone monster: Heads up! vacuum ball coming through!

Hilda: You call Kirby that?

It’s the blue haired squirt

Hormone Monster: He can suck absolutely anything and becomes anything

Popeye: We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission: Destroy all Bums.

Elsa: Look At me I’m Black Lightning!

Mario: Let’s make some trouble I’ll pick the timelines

The time portal opens with jeffy with the Nintendo Switch

Mario: Let’s make some trouble

Jeffy: These controllers are coming off!

(Jeffy is about to use the saw until Mario appears out of the time portal in slow motion)

Mario: NOOOOOO!

(Mario swiftly kicks Jeffy in the face making him bleed)

Jeffy: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Mario: JEFFY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DESTROY THE NINTENDO SWITCH AND YOU TRIED TO! THAT’S IT JEFFY, YOU’RE A BAD BOY AND YOU’RE GROUNDED!

Jeffy: YOU SAID JEFFY'S A BAD BOY!?

Mario: YEAH GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Jeffy: Aw man.

(Jeffy walking to his room while Mario leaves the kitchen with the Nintendo switch. The rest is the same from “Nintendo Switch” but Mario shows Jackie Chu the Nintendo Switch and Jackie Chu approves it.)

Junior: Let’s call the doctor so we can make sure he’s dead!

Joseph: Yeah, Let’s do it dude!

Deadpool in Brooklyn guy’s disguise: They’ll never know it’s me!

Dot: The human disguise is gonna work!

(Brooklyn Guy rings the doorbell)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, did somebody call a doctor?

Junior and Joseph: Well, We did! Because, we just killed somebody!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait, Wait, Wait! Hang on, you killed somebody?!

Junior: Yeah, we did!

Joseph: Come in, he’s in the living room.

Brooklyn Guy: WHERE’S THAT DEAD BODY AT?!?

(Junior, Joseph, and Brooklyn Guy go into the living room where they find Cody’s corpse and then a flash a Logan Paul’s face flashes on Brooklyn Guy’s face then Deadpool pauses the video to take the face off and rips it to shreds and pressed play rewinds a couple seconds back and presses play)

Deadpool: There’s a face of Jake Paul’s brother as an Easter egg... DO IT AGAIN!

Presses play

Brooklyn Guy: WHERE’S THAT DEAD BODY AT?!?

But it doesn’t show Logan Paul’s face this time

Junior: There it is!

Joseph: Right There

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God! You killed him?!

Junior: Um, Yeah we did! He’s dead AF!

Joseph: DEAD!

Brooklyn Guy: HOW?!

Junior: Well you see, while Cody wasn’t in the living room, we rubbed garlic on his ken doll so when he made out with it, he dies from the garlic!

Brooklyn Guy: But, Why would you kill him?!

Junior: Well, because he was a vampire!

Joseph: Yeah dude!

Brooklyn Guy: That’s a stupid reason to kill somebody! He wasn’t even a vampire!

Junior: Yes he was! See, look he has two sharp teeth, he turned into a bat, he didn’t have a reflection, and he hates garlic.

Brooklyn Guy: You mean this bat?

(Brooklyn Guy points to baseball bat that is on the couch)

Junior: Yes he turned into that bat.

Brooklyn Guy: *sighs* you idiots that’s a baseball bat! He has no reflection because he was born without one, his sharp teeth, well he had those out of his lips, and finally, he hates garlic, because he was allergic to it, so he wasn’t a vampire!

Junior: It’s Joseph’s fault.

Joseph: WHAT?!

Junior: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO POINT OUT HE HAD SHARP TEETH!

Joseph: NO, YOU WERE THE ONE TO SAY HE HATES GARLIC!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT, AND NOT AN ACTUAL BAT!

Joseph: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT GARLIC IN KEN’S MOUTH!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TALKED ME OUT OF IT!

Brooklyn Guy: Both of you, Shut up! All right?! I’ll be right back in a moment.

(Brooklyn Guy leaves the living room)

Junior: I’M TELLING YOU JOESPH, IT’S YOUR FAULT CODY’S DEAD!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

(Brooklyn Guy returns to the living room with his cop outfit)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, I’m back. Now Bowser Junior and Joseph, you two are under arrest for the murder of Cody Nutkiss!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: So you two are gonna have to come with me.

Junior: NO I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior and Joseph try to escape, but Brooklyn Guy tasers them, and drags them away)

Junior and Joseph: HELP! LET US GO!

(Meanwhile, at the courthouse)

Judge Goodman: Interpreters Junior and Joseph, what do you have to say in your defense?

Junior: HEY IT’S NOT MY FAULT CODY’S DEAD! IT’S JOSEPH’S FAULT!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Judge Goodman: BOTH OF YOU STOP ARGUING! Anyways, with that out of the way, now we move on to the victim’s parents Judy Nutkiss, and Tyrone Calvin. What do you two have to say?

Junior: Hey look everybody, It’s a pig!

(Judy slaps Junior)

Junior: OW!

Judy: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PIG JOKES AND I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY SON!

Junior: HEY, DON’T BLAME ME, BLAME JOSEPH!

Joseph: WHY YOU LITTLE?!

(Joseph beats up Junior)

Judge Goodman: STOP FIGHTING YOU FU-

(Goodman realizes what he’s about to say, and he looks at YouTube who pulls out the age restriction hammer)

Judge Goodman: Um... STOP FIGHTING YOU FUCKING MURDERERS!

Goodman looks at YouTube, and flips them off

Goodman: FUCK THE YOUTUBE POLICE!

Judge Goodman: *whistles* Okay, the jury has chosen its decision. Bowser Junior, you and your friend Joseph have been chosen GUILTY!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Judge Goodman: Junior and Joseph, for the murder of Cody Nutkiss, you two have been sentenced to 30 Days in prison. OFFICERS!

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I’M NOT GOING TO THAT HELL!

(Junior and Joseph try to run off, but are tackled by officers, dragged off kicking and screaming, and are thrown in the prison bus)

Junior and Joseph: LET US OUT!

(The prison bus drives off with Junior and Joseph screaming) (Meanwhile, at an Alcatraz in an unspecified location, Junior and Joseph are put into prison uniforms and thrown into a cell)

Junior: HEY! LET US OUT DAMNIT!

Joseph: Dude, I can’t believe we’re in jail!

Junior: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JOSEPH!

Joseph: DUDE, STOP ACCUSING ME!

Junior: WELL, YOU GOT US IN JAIL!

Joseph: Why you-

(A blue light suddenly interrupts them and flashes into the cell. Much to Junior and Joseph’s shock, it is Cody as a ghost)

Cody’s ghost: Hey, guys.

Junior: Cody?! I though you were dead!

Cody’s ghost: I am dead. But I’m now a ghost. Now, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS KILLED ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VAMPIRE!

Junior: BUT IT WASN’T ME CODY! I SWEAR! IT WAS JOSEPH!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Cody’s ghost: IT’S BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS! NOW YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY!

Bats swarm the cell and sibella grabs junior and Joseph and grabs them as time stops

Sibella: Never Do jumpscares they’re too easy

She flies off

Sibella: Please call me

Bubbles: You know I will! As you give me your number

Mario: I just wanna prevent this one!

In the substitute teacher

Rosalina: MARIO! STOP HIM!

Mario: WHEN I SAID NO MARSHMALLOWS ON YOUR PANCAKES THAT’S FINAL!

(Mario clenches his fist and punches Jeffy which makes him unconscious)

Mario: Whew That’s some good beating

Rosalina: (Sigh), I guess.

Mario: Bumblebees I Have come for you!

In Jeffy’s new shoes

Brooklyn Guy: Suckers! These bitches are hard!

Mario: Dibs!

Mario Tackles Brooklyn T Guy and beat him up

Brooklyn T Guy: Stop Ouch Stop!

Mario: I’ll Kill You!

Mario Stomps Brooklyn T Guy in the Head to Death

Brooklyn T Guy: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mario Goes home with the shoes and give it back To Jeffy

Mario: Next!

Hansel: Hey cheeseburger man!

Mario: Cheeseburger man’s dead.

Mario shoots Hansel

Mario: Honeymoon’s back up

In Black Yoshi’s Call Of duty special editio

Mario closes airplane window and opens it

Mario: And another thing Go fuck yourself black yoshi

Black Yoshi slips off the window

Mario: This one’s good!

In the bet

Goodman: I bet that-

Goodman disappears

Loan Dolphin: Idiot

The Loan dolphin grabs the money

Mario: Honesty will triumph

Mario hops in the time portal back to black yoshi’s call of duty special edition

Mario: The console’s in front of you

Black Yoshi: It’s not there

Mario: Just ring me up

Black Yoshi: It’s camouflaged

Mario gets furious and takes the PS4 and breaks it

Mario: YOU GET NOTHING!!!

In bowser Junior’s piggy bank

Toad: It's your chance to do it, dude, you've gotta tell the truth,  Do it now.

Bowser Jr: Tell the truth, tell the truth, Okay, I will, I'll tell.

Brooklyn T Guy: You have the right to remain silent, that means do NOT talk.

Bowser Jr: Um, officer.

Andrey fires a truth serum dart and itself injects into the neck

Brooklyn T Guy: Did you just come see your dad get arrested?

Bowser Jr: No, I have an confession to make.

Brooklyn T Guy: Oh, Okay then, What is it.

Bowser Jr: It's Wasn't the Piggy bank that turn into a real pig, it wasn't Cody's mom or nobody, I made the whole story up.

Brooklyn T Guy: You made that up, Why?

Bowser: Yeah jr., Fess up right now.

Toad (Jr's mind): It's your chance to do it, dude, you've gotta tell the truth,  Do it now.

Bowser Jr: (sighs) I Need to tell the truth, Officer.

Brooklyn T Guy: What Truth?

Bowser Jr: (sighs) I broke your piggy bank, dad

Bowser: Wait!

Bowser: YOU BROKE MY PIGGY BANK, JR?!?!?!?

Bowser Jr: I'm sorry, dad. i just put my piggy bank in the somewhere to clean this mess with the broom and end up getting a replacement pig but.

Bowser: I JUST GOT YOU A THOMAS PIGGY BANK AND YOU BROKE MY PIGGY BANK, I'VE JUST PAY LIKE $19.52 FOR MY PIGGY BANK, AND YOU LOST ALL MY $100 COINS, HOW COULD YOU?!

Brooklyn T Guy: Well, i'm gonna arrest you instead of your dad for made up a whole stories about the piggy bank turn into a real pig.

Bowser Jr: Don't take me to jail.

Brooklyn T Guy: I said you have the right to remain silent, that means do NOT talk.

Bowser Jr: (sobs)

Bowser: Bye, son.

Chef Peepee: This is Halloween

Mario: This is you crave a pumpkin

Mario swings the samurai sword like Samurai jack, Robin (Damian Wayne is the new Robin), Deathstroke stocking anarchy and katana after he drops the sword and the lining of the pumpkin as it screams and burst pumpkin goo and sees as and reveals the meme fuck yeah

Craig the devil: The winner is-

Drapes come out of nowhere it has Mario for the text

GwenPool: He was probably gonna say Mario But I couldn’t take the Chance

Craig: I was gonna say I was the winner

GwenPool: Easy for you

GwenPool shoots Craig

GwenPool: Mario’s the winner it’s no doubt

Mario: Yeah It's my fucking house, assholes! You get the hell out!

Tyrone: Excuse me!?

Mario: Yeah, I said. Now beat it!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey, pal! You're the one that brought us all over here to this stupid costume contest and you won!

Mario: Well, you're the one that got in my face earlier with all your dumbass talk about illegalizing pumpkin carving, which, with a lack of a better term, the most retarding thing I've ever heard in my life, apart from every other retarded nonsense I get through.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I told you carving a pumpkin classifies a murder!

Mario: That’s not how murder works! Get out! I'm not gonna say it again! Go toss your bullshit into someone else's face for a change. That goes for you, too, dick!

Tyrone: What?!

Mario: That's right, now go! Out! All of you! Out!

Then everyone dejectedly and angrily start to leave out of the house, grumbling under their breaths, before Mario slams the door on them. The Jeffy come up to him.

Jeffy: So, daddy, when can I get candy?

Mario: Let’s Just go to bed, Jeffy. Halloween's canceled this year.

GwenPool: You Forgot your trophy!

Mario: Thanks.

Mario grabs the trophy

Mario: What am I thinking?

In Jeffy plays Minecraft

Jeffy: Daddy, I'm bored, can we do something?

Mario: You know what? Yeah, let's go outside and ride your bike

Jeffy: YAY!

Mario: But before we do, I have something to do first...

Jeffy: What is it?

Mario: Hold on, be right back

(News comes on)

Goodman: Breaking news m'kay The Guy, from the last 2 broadcasts, has a message for all of us!

At the house

Goodman: We're on the scene, now, what do you want to say?

Mario: I just realized one thing, a thing I should have done...

Goodman: What's the thing?

Mario: I decided to bring back Minecraft and that YouTube channel.

Goodman: Could You be more specific?

Mario: I told my son not to reenact stuff what he sees online.

Goodman: and that's the reason why you wanna bring back Minecraft and the YouTube channel?

Mario: Yes and don’t forget to block hop hop in the internet because it’s annoyingly overused.

Goodman: You mean the bunny do?

Mario: I didn’t know the name so yeah

Goodman: Way to do the right thing

Then

Goodman: Minecraft is brought back to every single device and the YouTube channel has been brought back and the bunny do is officially banned from every website who ever listens to it is going to be arrested

Mario: There we go, now we can go play outside without hop hop.

Jeffy: Wait What?

Tv announcer: Faggot says go buy the new-

Mario turns off tv

Mario: Wuss

In bowser Junior’s Nintendo (Gameboy) 3DS

Jr gets mad when the question pops open and Deadpool appears

Deadpool: Some Of you don’t believe

He plants a c4 on the question to continue it and detonates it

Junior destroys the 3DS and chucks Joseph's and Cody's Gameboy off the balcony

Junior: FUCK NINTENDO!!!!

And he goes and buys a PS portable, Xbox One and PS4. He plays with them

In Jeffy’s flu shot

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, who's taking a flu shot?

Mario: Me, Rosalina, and Jeffy. Oh yeah, we're gonna do Jeffy last.

Rosalina: Why Jeffy last?

Mario: Because he'll be very difficult to handle.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, let me do my flu shot first.

(The Brooklyn Guy puts the syringe in his arm)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, let's do-

(The Brooklyn Guy notices that the syringe has water in it)

Brooklyn Guy: I just realized that this is just water so I'll be right back.

(The Brooklyn Guy leaves and comes back with the real flu shot cure)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, now we do the real flu shot test.

(The Brooklyn Guy does Mario and Rosalina's flu shot test)

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Jeffy, it's your turn.

Jeffy: No, I don't wanna do this. It looks scary.

Mario: Hey Jeffy, did you that if you take the flu shot test, you'll be a good boy.

Jeffy: (Gasps) I’ll be a good boy?

Mario: Yeah, so will you do it?

Jeffy: Ok daddy.

Mario: Good. Me and Rosalina will hold you

Brooklyn Guy: Alright now I'm ready.

(The Brooklyn Guy swiftly stabs Jeffy with the needle)

Jeffy screams

Brooklyn Guy: Aw come on. It's not that bad.

Rosalina: Yeah Jeffy, me and Mario are proud of you.

Mario: Yeah and for that, you are a good boy.

Jeffy: (Gasps) YAY, I’M A GOOD BOY!

Rosalina: Wait I just realized something Doctor.

Brooklyn Guy: What is it?

Rosalina: Wouldn't you get a flu since you didn't use the real syringe.

Brooklyn Guy: Nah, I'll be fine.

He injects his veins

Lotta: Truth serum!

The blonde puts a drop of truth serum in Junior’s mouth while He’s asleep

Bowser Jr: Uh, umm...... Excuse me, Principal Steinbeck, I have something to tell you.

Steinbeck: Then what is it, then?

Bowser Jr: Well, um, I have a confession to make.

Steinbeck: Then say something

Bowser Jr: Ummmm... uh, I've been cheating on the final exam today

Steinbeck: wait, WHAT?

Bowser Jr: Yeah, I'm really sorry, I folded the test and sneak into the bathroom to cheat and then we've tried to google the answer on the test with Chef Pee Pee's phone, and because it died, I had to get rid of the test by throwing the paper into the toilet, I'm sorry.

Steinbeck: oh my god, First you cheated on the final exam with the cucumber, then you cheated on somebody else's test, and NOW, YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON THE FINAL EXAM WITH YOUR- (Coughs) Hold On (Coughs Again and Clears throat) -CHEF! NOW IT'S THE 3RD TIME THIS YEAR, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED CHEAT AGAIN- (Coughs), -JUNIOR, IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON A TEST, THIS WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPEN! (Coughs) One second (Clears throat) and you know what, since you tried to cheat three times, I'M EXPELLING- (Coughs) -YOU FROM THIS SCHOOL FOR CHEATING, AND YOU (Coughs) -FAIL! (Coughs) My esophagus is bleeding!

Bowser Jr: WHAT? I failed?

Steinbeck: Of course you failed, and I'm notifying your teacher about this, especially your dad too!

Bowser Jr: Not my dad!

Steinbeck: Too late

Chef PeePee: That's just great, Junior, now we're about to get beaten by your dad because you fail, thanks to you.

Bowser Jr: I'm sorry, Chef Pee Pee.

Chef PeePee: Don't talk to me, Junior.

(Scene cuts to Classroom)

Jackie Chu: Okay class, 5 minutes left, hang on, where's Junior? he's supposed to be here any minute by now.

Cody: Or maybe because he ditched school or something.

Steinbeck: This will take 2 Seconds everyone Hey, Mr Chu

Jackie Chu: Oh, Mr Steinbeck, I didn't expect you here

Steinbeck: I didn't expect to be here anyway, but I’ll tell you about one of your students

Jackie Chu: Oh, which one?

Steinbeck: Junior. I heard that he was in the bathroom and he was trying to cheat on the final exam with his Chef

Jackie Chu: Oh, He DUMB, HE DUMB, HE FAILED, HE DUMB AS SHIT! HE GETS 100% F+! But who's the chef, a lunch lady?

Steinbeck: NO, It wasn't a lunch lady, it was a male, and yeah, I already expelled him for cheating because he failed and WE CAN'T HAVE- (Coughs) -THAT IN THIS SCHOOL, so he will receive consequences and I'm calling his parents, so have a nice day. (walks away)

Toad: Woah, Paulina, did you hear that Junior failed.

Paulina: Well, this sucked because I wished Junior passed.

Toad: I know, this sucked too.

Cody: What? Did Junior fail? I know why because he cheated on my test.

Joseph: geez, I didn't know Junior fail, well I'm failing too

Chris the Cucumber: Did you know that F.A.I.L.U.R.E.S is an academy award-winning anime show made by Jackie Chu?

Steinbeck: Seriously. Stop.

Tanner: I don't know about this, but Junior likes failing, so he is super cool.

Paul: Are you talking about me?

Tanner: No, I wasn't, so shut up!

Paul: Whatever, you're just jealous because I don't have any arms and you are not part of the No-Arm Gang because you have arms

Tanner: Why you little (Beats Paul) YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER ROAST ME AGAIN!

Black Yoshi: Hold on folk, Junior failed for cheating, folk, well, that's what he gets for playing with my Call of Duty!

Pixie Goblin: I'm tired of school.

(Scene cuts to the hallway)

Pixie Goblin: Hmmm... I’ve got it!

(Scene cuts to Classroom)

Cody: Do we get a fire alarm again?

Jackie Chu: Class, class, there's a fire, take what you need and run, hurry!

Brooklyn T Guy: People, look at my face, you see that? this is a sad face, Who did it?

Pixie Goblin: Suck it! (laughs)

Brooklyn T Guy: Asshole, get back here!

(Scene cuts to Bowser's bedroom)

Bowser: (laughs) Charleyyy, that's not how you use laptops to type with. (as the phone rings Bowser stops laughing and gets angry) AAARGH! FOR GOD SAKE! I HATE WHEN SOMEONE CALLS WHILE CHARLEYYY'S ON! (Picks up the phone) HELLO??

Steinbeck: This is Principal Steinbeck, I’m calling about junior again

Bowser: MY SON, AGAIN? What did he do this time, Did he fail or cheat again?

Steinbeck: Unfortunately, he failed because I’ve caught your son with his partner cheating on the final exam. what’s the chef’s name?

Bowser: WHAT? YOU MEAN, OOOOH! THAT FAILURE AND CHEF PEE PEE, I'M KILLING THEM TWO! And his name is Chef Peepee

Steinbeck: How about you choose a consequence for him

Bowser: Oh, I'd love to do that, BUT STILL I'M MAD! but which one shall I choose?

Steinbeck: What’s on your mind?

Bowser: Hmm... Oh, I know, How about I force them two to be my slaves after I whip Junior with the extension cord and Chef Pee Pee with the belt.

Steinbeck: That's an old fashioned option, Junior deserves it and he fails, BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE! (Coughs) My throat’s killing me, have a nice day! (hangs up the phone)

Bowser: Gotta get the belt once they get here.

(Scene cuts to outside)

Bowser Jr: (sobs)

Chef PeePee: Stop crying, Junior, This is all your fault we're about to get beaten!

Junior opens the door

Chef Peepee: JK YOU ARE NIGGA!

Chef Peepee runs off

Bowser: HEY!

Bowser Jr: What, Dad?

Bowser: Get to my bedroom now.

Bowser Jr (In unison): Okay.

(Scene cuts to Bowser's Bedroom)

Bowser Jr: I’m going to be killed, right?

Bowser: (Beats Bowser Jr with the extension cord) STUPID BOY! WHY DID YOU FAIL AGAIN, I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU'VE PASSED BUT YOU FAILED AGAIN I'M SMART AS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU'RE RETARDED AS CAILLOU, I'M BIG AS GALACTUS, YOU'RE SMALLER THAN THE ATOM, I'M RIGHT LIKE JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE WRONG AS BILL COSBY. (Stops beating him) and for that, oooooh, you will work for me and be my slave forever!

We cut to chef Peepee spying junior in his binoculars

Chef Peepee in bowser’s accent weakly: Chef PeePee, you're next! YOU'RE AN IDIOT, YOU'VE BEEN HELPING JUNIOR CHEAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING, CLEANING, AND TAKING OUT THE TRASH, BUT NO. and for that, oooooh, you two will work for me and be my slaves forever! Hm he didn’t see me at the door

In Black Yoshi’s fried chicken

Tyreese: Cluck cluck motherfucker

Mario grabs gun

Mario: No Turkie (Reference Of thankskilling) You’re the motherfucker

Mario shoots Tyreese

Mario: Calling off the gofundme

Black yoshi: I feel so much better folk. i think seeing that two million dollars went on and cured me.

Brooklyn t guy: Wait, i'm not buying this. what happened to your skin tissue?

Black yoshi: It grew back.

Brooklyn t Guy: And what about your dick herpes?

Black yoshi: It fell off.

Brooklyn t guy: I’m not buying this. i think you were faking.

Black yoshi: Folk, If i was faking, then would it be on you?

Brooklyn t guy: Wait what?

Black yoshi makes a phone call

Police: 911, what's your emergency?

Black yoshi: Alright. This doctor folk, that is also the cop, that i can for some reason still talk to, despite them bein the same dude, is bein a racist, by saying that just because i'm black that i'm faking my sickness, and he thinks, that he can just own my two million dollars.

Police: Oh really. right, we're gonna come over there.

Goodman: Alright, you're under arrest for racism and attempt of theft.

Doctor brooklyn t guy: But i wasn't racist! he scammed us!

Goodman: Wait a second he scammed us?

Black yoshi turns to goodman

Black yoshi: Am I gonna get my two million folk? Rich as fuck twice and this time the video'll get good reception.

Mario: There’s no video

Black Yoshi: Pssh. Mario, Listen here folk. the dude'll be out of jail in the next video.

Mario: Too late for the next one

Goodman: You’re coming with me for murder over black ops II

Black Yoshi: I ain’t do nothin!

Goodman: Yes You did and you scammed us

Mario: Do the wrong to right

In Jeffy’s switcheroo

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Mario, I'm here for your nuts.

Mario: No, I'm not gonna give you my nuts.

Brooklyn Guy: But I thought you said you were gonna give me your nuts.

Mario: Well I changed my mind, so I'm not giving you my nuts.

Brooklyn Guy: Well that's rude, thanks a lot for not giving me your nuts you rude ass. All I can do now is just leave. See you later.

Jeffy: Wait mister, I can give you my nuts.

Brooklyn Guy: Really?

Jeffy: Yeah, I don't really need them, so you can have them.

Brooklyn Guy: Wow thanks kid, I really appreciate it. Alright, take those pants off so I can rip off your nuts.

Jeffy: Okay

Brooklyn Guy: Wow, I feel a whole lot better with your nuts. I think I gained 10 more pounds.

Jeffy: Well, it wasn't a problem. Just helping you out.

Brooklyn Guy: I really appreciate it. You're even better than your dad, who's nothing but a rude ass.

Mario: Can you just shut the fuck up and get out of here?

Brooklyn Guy: Oh I was gonna!!

Rosalina: What was that all about?

Mario: Just something that happened while me and Jeffy had our bodies switched.

Mario: Jeffy has no kids

In Jeffy(’s) has kids

Jeffy: This is hippo dick

Mario: Jeffy, Now you'll NEVER have a 4th Child!!!

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: You gave away BOTH of your self control!

Jeffy: Oops...

Rosalina: So, Mario what do you want to do?

Mario: Read this paper.

Rose are Red Violets are Blue If you touch Me, Mario or my daughter I will kill you ⁃	Witchblade

Rosalina Beats up Mario. But he throws rosalina out the window

Jeffy: There’s something wrong with my Cheerio box!

Mario: I’ll check it out

Mario takes it outside and throws it into the ocean

In Black Yoshi The Assistant

Black Yoshi: Finally I can go back to playing call of duty.

While Black Yoshi is heading to the living room, Shrek passes him.

Shrek: I really need to use the toilet!

Shrek enters the bathroom, and poops in the toilet.

Shrek: That feels good!

Suddenly, Shrek looks down and sees Junior’s corpse.

Shrek: What the? DONKEY! COME IN HERE!

Mario enters.

Mario: What is it Shrek?

Shrek: It’s not about toilet paper, but what’s that on the floor.

Mario sees Junior’s corpse and screams.

Mario: IS THAT JUNIOR?!

Shrek: I don’t know, but I was just coming into the bathroom but then I found this corpse on the floor.

Mario: Who killed him?!

Mario notices something on Junior.

Mario: Wait... Is that Black Yoshi’s gold chain

Mario grabs the gold chain.

Mario: This could mean... BLACK YOSHI!!!!

Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty until Mario and Shrek enter.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS?!

Black Yoshi: What are you talking about?

Mario: YOU KNOW! COME IN THE BATHROOM!

Black Yoshi: Aye!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom and they come to Junior’s corpse.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI, DID YOU DO THIS?!

Black Yoshi: I don’t know who that is.

Mario: STOP LYING!

Black Yoshi: But it wasn’t me!

Mario: Ok, but I’m going to find proof.

Chef Pee Pee: Junior’s dead?! YES! HE DESERVED TO DIE!

Mario: Anyways, Let’s watch!

In the footage...

Chef Peepee: Bowser installed security cameras everywhere in the house

Junior: Black Yoshi!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom.

Black Yoshi: What do you want?

Junior: Can you wipe me?

Black Yoshi grabs his gun

Black Yoshi: Nope

He shoots Junior to death.

The footage ends.

Black Yoshi: That’s not me on there!

Mario: STOP LYING!!

Bowser starts to strangle Black Yoshi.

Bowser: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME SON!

Mario: BOWSER! WAIT!

Bowser: Fine.

Mario: Care to explain why you killed him? WITH THE LASSO OF TRUTH?!

Wonder Woman grabs the lasso by Black Yoshi

Mario: Who killed junior?

Black Yoshi: THE REASON I KILLED HIM WAS BECAUSE HE KEPT CALLING ME TO DO STUFF FOR HIM AND I COULDN’T PLAY MY CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE OF IT!

Mario: THAT’S A HORRIBLE REASON!

Black Yoshi: Well, I’m going back to play Call of Duty.

Mario: NO! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

Black Yoshi: NO YOU AIN’T!

Black Yoshi grabs his gun and prepares to shoot Mario, only for Shrek to tackle him, and Woody to grab his gun.

Woody: Quick Mario! Call them!

Mario: Ok!

Black Yoshi: GET OFF ME!

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: I received a report of a shooting here?

Mario: Yes! Come inside! I got footage.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

After Brooklyn a Guy watches the footage.

Mario: Yes! Black Yoshi was the one that killed Bowser Junior!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Black Yoshi! You are under arrest for the murder of a child, so you’re coming with me!

Black Yoshi: I AIN’T GOIN BACK!

Black Yoshi tries to run, only to get tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: Some people never learn do they?

Outside, Brooklyn Guy is dragging Black Yoshi to the car.

Black Yoshi: NO! I AIN’T DO NOTHIN! MARIO! I NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT WITH THE MONEY!

Mario: Officer. Let him suffer.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Mario walks to Black Yoshi, and suddenly punches him and takes his 200 dollars.

Mario: I believe this is mine thank you Ok, Officers! Take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy throws Black Yoshi into his car and drives him to jail.

Black Yoshi: MARIO PLEASE!

Mario: Got what he deserved...

Meanwhile in prison, Black Yoshi is thrown into his cell.

Black Yoshi: LET ME OUT! I AIN’T DO NOTHIN’!

Bubbles: You too?

In jeffy the rapper

(Knock Knock)

Mario: That must be Rosalina.

(Mario opens the front door)

Mario: Hey babe.

Rosalina: Hi Mario, how's Jeffy doing.

Mario: Shitty.

Rosalina: What, why? did something bad happen to Jeffy?

Mario: Yep.

(Scene Transates to the gaming room)

Rosalina: So what happened to-

(Rosalina sees an injured Jeffy)

Rosalina: OH MY GOD! JEFFY!

(Rosalina rushes to Jeffy and starts sobbing)

Rosalina: JEFFY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Brooklyn Guy: He was shot by Toad last night.

Brooklyn Guy: He's a mushroom rapper that challenged Jeffy to a rap battle last night.

Rosalina: Rap battle? I didn't know Jeffy was rapper.

Mario: That he sucks at in my opinion.

Rosalina: So you said Toad was responsible for shooting Jeffy?

Brooklyn Guy: Yep.

Rosalina: AAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!

(Rosalina rushes out of the gaming room)

Mario: I wonder where she's going.

(Scene transates to Rosalina running down the stairs)

Rosalina: BLACK YOSHI WHERE’S TOAD?!

Black Yoshi: Watch where your going. Why are in a rush?

Rosalina: Because I’m looking for Toad.

Black Yoshi: Toad? Why do you need him?

Rosalina: Because he shot Jeffy.

Black Yoshi: J-fee?

Rosalina: Yep. I'm getting revenge on Toad for what he did to Jeffy.

Black Yoshi: Toad lives here.

Rosalina: Seriously?

Black Yoshi: Yeah, I can help you get revenge on Toad if you like for me to help you.

Rosalina: Wow, thank you Black Yoshi, you’re so kind.

Black Yoshi: Oh, let call somebody here before we get revenge on Toad. HEY SHREK, GET IN HERE!

(Shrek comes in the front door way)

Shrek: What do want Black Donkey? Can't you see that I'm trying to eat my cheesecake in the kitchen.

Black Yoshi: Shrek, me and Rosalina are going to beat up Toad, do you wanna come? I know you hate him.

Shrek: HELL YEAH I WANNA BEAT UP TOAD AGAIN FOR EATING MY CHEESECAKE!

Black Yoshi: Alright, let's go then.

Rosalina: Right.

(Scene transates to Toad rapping)

Toad: Man I got Jeffy real good.

(Toad's door is suddenly burst open by Rosalina, Black Yoshi, and Shrek)

Toad: Oh uh, what do you three want? Can't you see that I'm trying to-

(Toad suddenly gets beat up by Rosalina)

Toad: AAAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!

Rosalina: THIS IS FOR SHOOTING JEFFY!

(Rosalina grabs Toad's computer and slams it on Toad's head making it bleed)

Toad: GAAAUUUGH! PLEASE STOP! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR ME?

Rosalina: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! BLACK YOSHI YOUR TURN!

Black Yoshi: Yeah folk, I'm gonna shoot this bitch.

Toad: NO PLEASE!

(Black Yoshi shoots Toad's foot with his glock)

Toad: AAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!

(Black Yoshi shoots Toad's other foot)

Toad: AUUUUGGGHHH, NOT MY OTHER FOOT!

(Black Yoshi shoots both of Toad's arms)

Toad: AAAAAAUUUGGGHHH, MY ARMS!

Black Yoshi: Alright Shrek, finish him.

Shrek: Oh yeah, I always wanted to do this to Toad again.

(Shrek carries Toad, injured to the downstairs bathroom)

Toad: Wait, no, please, don't do-

(Shrek puts Toad in the toilet)

Toad: (Gurrgle)

Shrek: Now to finish you.

(Shrek then takes a huge crap on Toad while he screams)

Toad: (Cough) (Cough).

(Rosalina grabs Toad by the neck)

Rosalina: Now listen you, IF YOU SHOOT JEFFY AGAIN, I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL INTO DUST! Got it?

Toad: yes.

Rosalina: Good. Hm

(Rosalina throws Toad back in the toilet which stills has Shrek's crap in it and heads back to Black Yoshi and Shrek)

Rosalina: Well guys, we taught Toad a lesson, huh?

Black Yoshi and Shrek: Yep

In fat jeffy

Jeffy: HOLD ON FREEZE FRAME!

Mario: Jeffy. Get over here.

Jeffy: Daddy I was gonna tell the fans you’re high as-

Mario: Fuck the fans

Mario grabs Jeffy back to his seat

In sunken

Cody and junior come back to see the whale who is just a whale

Junior: Cody your Mom?

Cody: Come here bitch!

Cody beats up junior

In drawing jeffy

Mario: Hey!

Drawing jeffy: Milk!

Drawing jeffy walks off

Mario: I’ll be right back rosalina.

Rosalina: Okay mario.

Mario walks off

Scene cuts to jeffy in his crib

Jeffy: Daddy’s a fucking dick. i don't know why he doesn't believe me, i want a whiff of his pot.

Mario runs into the room

Mario: jeffy! i realized your other self in the house!

Jeffy: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

Mario starts to walk off

Mario: Hey imposter! Back to the ink machine with you!

Drawing Jeffy: Mayonnaise!

Mario: You want is mayo Huh? Huh? Let me educate you!

Mario stabs drawing jeffy with a pen and the clone was screaming and getting sucked in the tip and breaks it in half

Mario: Doodlebob‘s waiting for your sorry ass in the afterlife

Jeffy: Man, that was some intense shit.

In 1 2 switch

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): JEFFY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU GOT BACK IN YOUR BODY, RIGHT?!

Jeffy: Oh, it was simple, I put a fork in an outlet with Junior and it gave us a shock we were like Shazam.

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): So that's how you got back in your body, correct?

Jeffy: Yep

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): Well, if say it actually works, I'll give it a shot.

(Scene transates to Chef Pee Pee)

(Cody) in the hallways with a fork in his hands with an outlet while waiting for Cody)

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): Well, I hope this works.

(Cody) (Chef Pee Pee) sees Chef Pee Pee (Cody) about to put a fork in an outlet)

Cody (Chef Pee Pee): CHEF PEE PEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): Something that should've been done a long time ago.

Cody (Chef Pee Pee): CHEF PEE PEE, NO!

Chef Peepee (Cody): DADDY, YES! SHAZAM!

(Cody) (Chef Pee Pee) tries to stop Chef Pee Pee (Cody) but gets an Electrical Shock along with Chef Pee Pee (Cody)

Chef Pee Pee: Oh man, that hurt.

(Chef Pee Pee realizes something)

Chef Pee Pee: Wait a minute.

(Chef Pee Pee rushes to the nearest mirror and sees his reflection which he becomes surprised about it)

Chef Pee Pee: YES, WOO HOO! I'M BACK IN MY BODY BABY!

Cody: Oh man, well, it was fun while it lasted.

(Chef Pee Pee suddenly punches Cody in the face which breaks his nose)

Cody: GAAHHH, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Chef Pee Pee: Fucking Bowser in my body. That’s what

(Chef Pee Pee leaves)

Mario: Let’s Do the assassination right this time

Loan Dolphin: Alright Mario, here's the plan. You take your kid to the park and give him ice cream.

Mario: What does that have to do with killing Jeffy?

Loan Dolphin: It's so that I know which kid is the right one to snipe

Mario: Wait, what if you shot the wrong kid that also has an ice cream?

Loan Dolphin: Well, point taken. Alright, just show me the kid that you want me to kill.

Mario: Jeffy! Get in here!

(Jeffy comes in the room)

Jeffy: What daddy?

Mario: Alright Loan Dolphin, here's the kid that you need to kill. He's wearing a yellow shirt that has the word Jeffy on it, has a pencil in his nose, he's wearing a blue helmet, and is wearing a diaper over his pants, got it?

Loan Dolphin: Yes Mario, I know which kid to kill now. Now take the kid to the park now so that I can snipe him.

Mario: Okay.

(Mario and Jeffy arrive at the park)

Jeffy: Daddy, why are we at the park?

Mario: It's because you have been a good boy lately.

Jeffy: (Gasps) Jeffy's a good boy?

Mario: Yes Jeffy, you have been a good boy lately.

Jeffy: Yaaaaay, I’m a good boy!

(Scene transates to the Loan Dolphin on a roof of a building)

Loan Dolphin: Alright now which kid is it.

(Sees Patrick in his telescope)

Loan Dolphin: No, he's not wearing a yellow shirt.

(Sees Jeffy cheering in his telescope)

Loan Dolphin: That must be the kid.

(Takes the shot which kills Jeffy pernamently)

(Scene Transates to Mario with Jeffy killed and kids screaming in the background)

Goodman: Breaking news M'kay. We have reports that a child named Jeffy was shot at the park. We have some witnesses who will explain what has happened.

Patrick: I was just eating my ice cream when I heard a gun shot and I now see that a child was shot and this is crazy!

Felipe: I was just talking to my friend Patrick when I suddenly heard a gun shot out of no where.

Woody: I was just hunting for shrimpos when all of a sudden, I heard a gun shot and I saw in my own two eyes, I see a disabled kid dead.

(Scene transates back to Goodman)

Goodman: There you have it, those are the witnesses's stories. We will come back after the break.

Mario: Yes! Yes! Jeffy is finally dead forever! Now I don't have to deal with stress anymore. So how much is it gonna cost?

Loan Dolphin: A million dollars

Mario: (Sigh) Wait right here.

(Mario leaves and comes back with a winning lottery ticket)

Mario: Here you go, I won this at a gas station.

(The Loan Dolphin examines it)

Loan Dolphin: Oh sweet, thanks man.

(The Loan Dolphin takes the lottery ticket and leaves)

Mario: (Sigh) Now I can go relax without Jeffy bothering me.

In Jeffy Gets hypnotized

Jeffy throws the radio to the lake

Mario: Jeffy What the hell

Jeffy: You hypnotized me asshole!

Mario: You were being a moron and now I will have to give you a therapist

Jeffy punches Mario to the ground

Jeffy: I’ve got all the help I need so what

Jeffy about to punch Mario who rolls behind him

Mario: Well time to give him some payback

Mario Punch Jeffy in the back of his head knocking him down and runs to the house and lock the door

Mario: Good That can give me sometime

Jeffy jumps though the window tackling Mario down

Mario Punch Jeffy who blocks it Jeffy Punch Mario Multiple times

Jeffy: Take this you asshole

Mario kicks Jeffy in the Balls who let Mario go

Mario runs to the kitchen

Mario: Need to find a weapon

Mario sees a kitchen knife

Mario: Might as well celebrate Halloween

Mario grabs the knife

Jeffy returns to focus

Jeffy: Okay

Jeffy grabs a glass shard

Jeffy walks around the house to slowly come to a halt at the living room

Jeffy: Where are you?

Mario jumps at Jeffy who reacted in time and stabs Mario in the stomach and Mario stabs Jeffy in his right arm

Junior: What the fuck!

Mario: Contract the police!

Junior walks away

Jeffy throws a left hook to Mario’s face

Mario: So That how you going to act than taste this

Mario Throws a left jab than a right hook at Jeffy and both continue the jabs and hooks with Mario using both left and right while Jeffy can just use his left arm

Jeffy: Fuck this

Jeffy Throws Mario onto glass table and breaks through it and the glass shards dig into them with their first main reaction ways to scream

The door was opened by Simmons and Brooklyn Guy

Brooklyn Guy: You’re under arrest Jeffy

Jeffy Punch Mario over the railing to the hallway and Jeffy jumps to Mario and jabs the shard right in Mario left eye but Brooklyn Guy shoots the shard

Brooklyn Guy: You know what Take this

Mario kicks Jeffy to a picture of him and Mario which shatters

Mario: This will be stopped

Mario sky uppercuts Jeffy forwards to the door knocking him out

Mario: Yes I did it

Mario breathes heavily and a few seconds later he conclaves

Rosalina: Mario! Jeffy!

Brooklyn Guy checks on Simmons

Brooklyn Guy: Wait it seem he might have a chance of survival good thing we drove in my ambulance

Junior: Why you drive in a ambulance

Brooklyn Guy: Well our police car was destroyed and we couldn’t get another car so since I have all the jobs here basically I decided screw it if I have to drive my ex wife in a garbage truck might as well use the ambulance as our police car

Rosalina: What would happen after they done in the hospital

Brooklyn Guy: Well Jeffy is going to jail

Rosalina: What

Junior: Yep

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah I going to bring the stretchers out and get them

The other half of Jeffy’s new toy

Bowser: Oh man. A new episode of Charleyyy And Friends is coming on, I can't wait.

Announcer: Charleyyy And Friends was filmed in front of a live audience.

(Episode begins with Charleyyy flying a kite in a stormy night)

Charleyyy: Oh hi guys, I'm Charleyyy.

Charleyyy: And today, I'm flying a kite because it's windy, which is a perfect weather for flying a kite.

(Charleyyy then resumes flying his kite only to be struck by lighting)

Bowser: Hahaha Oh Charleyyy, your are the best!

(The power suddenly goes out)

Bowser: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POWER?! I CAN'T WATCH CHARLEYYYY NOW DAMNIT! Ughh, might as well get some sleep and ask Mario if he can fix the power.

(Mario screams)

Bowser: (Gasp) THAT'S SOUND LIKE MARIO'S IN DANGER! DON'T WORRY MARIO! I'LL SAVE YOU!

(Bowser quickly gets out of his room and rushes downstairs while his eye catches a flashlight and a baseball bat)

Bowser: Ooooh. Those might come in handy.

(Bowser picks up the items and hears Mario screaming again)

Bowser: OH SHIT, I NEED TO HURRY!

(Bowser heads to the kitchen to see broken plates everywhere, blood on the counter, and a doll that has a knife which the doll is about to kill Mario)

Mario: No.

(Bowser goes in front of Mario)

Bowser: WHAT’S UP ANNABELLE!

(Bowser whacks the doll with the baseball bat)

Rosalina (in the doll): GAAAAHHH!

(Bowser continues hitting the doll with the baseball bat)

Bowser: DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Rosalina: WAIT PLEASE STOP!

(Bowser removes the doll head revealing Rosalina)

Mario: ROSALINA?!

Rosalina: Yeah, it's me.

(Bower grabs her neck against the wall)

Bowser: WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL MARIO?! HUH! IS IT BECAUSE HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU?! IS THAT IT?!

Rosalina (Choking): Pl-ea-she le-t m-e g-go. I c-a-an ex-pl-plain.

(Bowser releases her from her grip)

Mario: Alright Rosalina, explain what just happened.

Rosalina: Alright Mario, I did this to teach you a lesson.

Mario: What? What did I ever do to you?

Rosalina: You were lying to me. There's no movie about donkeys getting run over, and I know you lied because you showed Jeffy some porn.

Mario: What about the doll?

Rosalina: I went to Toys R Us and placed the doll on the shelf and before I left. I told Jeffy to get the doll off the shelf so that he can take it home with him. Also, I thought what I did was hilarious.

(Mario suddenly turns angry and punches Rosalina in the nose which breaks)

Rosalina: GAAHAH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: SO YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY FOR SCARING ME LIKE THAT, HUH?! WELL WE'LL SEE WHOSE LAUGHING NOW!

(Mario starts kicking her stomach multiple times)

Rosalina: AAAHHH! PLEASE STOP MARIO!

Mario: THIS IS FOR LAUGHING AT ME FROM THE THINGS THAT JEFFY DID TO ME!

(Mario punches Rosalina's teeth out)

Mario: AND THIS IS FOR GETTING ME ARRESTED!

(Mario punches both of Rosalina's eyes)

Rosalina: Ma-rio pl-ease, I'm sorry.

Mario: SORRY'S NOT GONNA CUT IT!

(Mario drags Rosalina by hair to the front door and throws her out)

MARIO: YOU’RE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE BECAUSE OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!

(Mario slams the door)

Rosalina (sobbing): YOU'RE SO CRUEL MARIO, I HATE YOU!

(Rosalina then runs home crying)

In the remote

Bowser Junior: What about this Parental Controls button?

Joesph: Wait dude, I didn’t get to do anything with it yet!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah Joesph, here you go.

Joseph pause time and Throw away the Lottery Ticket to Avoid his mom to win the Lottery

Bowser Junior: What about this Parental Controls button?

Joesph: Wait dude, I didn’t get to do anything with it yet!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah Joesph, here you go.

Jeffy: ARE YOU-

Joesph: Dude, you are going to get us age restricted!

Jeffy: What Does That Mean?

Joesph: It means you won’t get money!

Jeffy: Not the money!

Joseph: So Don’t cuss, if you cuss you won’t get money, Wait, I thought we had 4,000,000 Subscribers? Oh wait, Jeffy, the cursing made him popular!

Jeffy: YOU SERIOUS?

Bowser Junior: So what did you do?

Cody: Yeah, did you pause time or something?

Joesph: Don’t worry about it, it is not important.

Cody: Oh, Okay, But still we got to get rid of the Remote, if you sell it we might get Millions of dollars.

Joesph: Like my mom!

Cody: Yes Joesph.

Joesph: LET’S GO SELL IT RIGHT NOW!

Bowser Junior: Okay

CODY: Why the hell did you do that, you idiot? Now it's age-restricted

JUNIOR: Because fuck the YouTube police. Right Joseph?

JOSEPH: Fuck the YouTube police coming straight from the underground

CODY: Thank christ this is over.

JOSEPH: Um...I am leaving dude. Have a nice day

JUNIOR: See you Joseph. Thanks for nothing Cody for ruining the fun.

CODY: DO I RUIN THE FUN, JUNIOR? (sighs) I hate you Junior! With a deep passion

JUNIOR: You can leave if you want...I really don't care.

CODY: FINE! Come on Ken.

Mario hops into a time portal to The diamond

Mario: "GRRR! WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

Mario tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up for stealing the diamond.

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Mario then ties Jeffy up and takes him to Goodman.

Goodman: "Why did you tie him up?"

Mario: "BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE THAT STOLED YOUR DIAMOND!"

Goodman: "WHAT! HE DID?!"

Jeffy: "Yes sir, I'd stoled your diamond because I thought it would be funny. I'm sorry."

Goodman: "I hate to tell you but No, I don't accept your apology because you tried to get your father's mouth sewn shut with my ballsacks. As punishment, I'm sewing my ballsacks to your mouth."

Jeffy: "WHAT! NO PLEASE! I SAID I WAS FUCKING SORRY! DADDY, PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DO THAT TO ME!"

Goodman: "Well, if you say so. Here's 1000$ for finding my diamond."

Goodman gives Mario the money and then drags Jeffy out of the house.

Jeffy: "DAAAAADDDDDYYYYYY!"

The front door slams shut.

Mario: "The Bastard deserve it."

In Netflix and kill

Samara Morgan emerges from the tv and ghost rider emerges from the window

Ghost rider: You come in here, shedding blood again... In fact, you go anywhere in this world, preying on innocent people and I will find you.

Samara: Seven Days

Ghost rider: Your Days Are numbered

Ghost rider stabs samara on the heart with a Cruci-Dagger

Ghost rider: Feel the torment of a billion billion dead souls!

Then Grabbing Samara by her shoulders, Ghost Rider forces the ghost to look him in the face.

Ghost rider: Feel their pain!

When she does, her eyes burst into beams, and samara scream in horror. Ghost Rider drops them as their eyes continue to burn with light, the Souls come out of her mouth killing her.

Samara: Mommy!

Ghost Rider: You have no mother!

Ghost rider whips the chains at samara and swings the living daylights out of here and slams her into the Well but she’s climbing

Ghost rider: Now you will never again see the light of day!

Ghost rider throws the rock from the Well straight to the Well crushing samara with her exploding

In jeffy gets chicken pox

Mario tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up brutally.

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Mario: "YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME AND MAKE ME WORRY SICK!"

Jeffy: "DADDY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE STOP!"

Mario: "NEVER!"

Then Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him down the stairs causing his limbs to break. Mario drags Jeffy to the kitchen and ties him up.

Jeffy: "Daddy, what are you doing?"

Mario: "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A CHICKEN FOR REAL!"

Mario grabs a pot and fills it up with oil. Then he fries it up and throws Jeffy in there causing him to scream from the oil frying up.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

After an hour passes by, Mario grabs Jeffy out of the pot and throws him on the ground. Jeffy's skin is now completely deep fried up and is horribly scarred.

Jeffy: "Daddy, what happened?"

Mario: "Now your completely deep fried pernamently."

Jeffy tries to move his limbs but to no advail. Then Mario drags Jeffy to a dog cage and throws him in there.

Mario: "This is where you'll be staying in from now on you lying shit. Now everyone will see you as freak."

Then Jeffy starts crying for what he has become.

Mario: "And also, you'll be eating green beans from now on."

Jeffy: "NOOOOO! NOT GREEN BEANS!"

Mario: "TOO BAD!"

Mario kicks Jeffy in the face and locks him up. Then he leaves him.

In Jeffy gets hiccups

Brooklyn T. Guy: Here lies Jeffy, an innocent kid who died because his dad forced him to hold his breath

Then shows a scene where sml’s subscriber count goes downhill rapidly.

Mario stares at the camera and grabs the script for the video and rips it

Mario: SITCOM CANCELLED! EVERYONE UNSUBSCRIBE! I QUIT MY JOB! GO HOME

Mario walks off

In Bowser’s House Fire

Chef Pee Pee to take junior to McDonald's and asks him if he wants to comes as well.

Junior: Yes, I do!

Happily comes along, unaware that he left the candle And tony blows it

Kirby: I’ll try this one

Kirby rolls into The golden egg

Jeffy: All I found is this.

Kirby throws a time bomb to stop time and takes the golden egg

Jeffy: Man I sure wish I found the golden egg

A moment of silence

Jeffy: I said Man I sure wish I found the golden egg.

Kirby: I wish the emoji movie never existed

Jeffy: I don’t think it’s working

The egg vanishes

Chef Peepee: Did it just vanished into thin air?

Kirby: let’s see if it worked, Ha! Who’s laughing now Sony? Oh look Popeye!

Woody: Oh man, I'm beat from hunting shrimpos.

(Woody sees the furnitures being tossed over by the people that are looking for the golden egg)

Woody: Woah! What the hell is going on here?

Shrek: Oh donkey, you’re here. We were just looking for the golden egg.

Woody: The golden egg?

Shrek: It's an egg that can grant you one wish that you desire.

Woody: One wish?

(Woody starts thinking in his head)

Woody: If that golden egg is real, I can wish myself an endless supply of shrimpos. I'm gonna find that egg before you.

Shrek: OH IT'S ON!

Bowser: I wonder where that golden egg be?

(All six of them hear Jeffy screaming in pain)

Cody: What's that sound?

Joseph: It's coming from the dining hall.

(The seven of them go to the dining hall to find that Mario, Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, and the Brooklyn Guy beating up Jeffy)

Chef Pee Pee: YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU WISH TO FIND THE GOLDEN EGG!

Bowser Junior: I CANT'T BELIEVE YOU JEFFY, YOU BETRAYED US!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, PLEASE I'M SORRY!

Brooklyn Guy: SORRY AIN’T GONNA CUT IT!

(The four of them continue to beat up Jeffy)

Black Yoshi: Woah guys, why are you folks beating up the retarded kid?

Mario: BECAUSE HE WISHED THAT HE FOUND THE GOLDEN EGG WHICH WAS A HUGE WASTE OF A GOOD WISH!

Cody: So wait, you're saying-

Joseph: That Jeffy-

Bowser: Wished

Shrek: He found-

Woody: The golden egg

Black Yoshi: First?

Mario: YES!

Cody: I don’t know why did we say one word first but I say we-

All six of them: KILL HIM! JINX!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

(The rest of them joined Mario on beating up Jeffy. A few minutes later, the guys stop beating up Jeffy in which Jeffy is Seriously injured, he has black eyes, is missing some teeth, his bones are broken, and he has bruises everywhere)

Chef Pee Pee: So Mario, are you gonna kill Jeffy?

Mario: Well... HELL YEAH!

Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him against a wall.

Jeffy: OWW!

Mario: THIS IS FOR WASTING THE WISH!

Mario starts stomping on Jeffy.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario stomps on Jeffy's Balls which causes him in extreme pain.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Mario: All right Bowser, your turn.

Bowser: Ho ho, I'm ready for this.

Bowser throws a football at Jeffy. He looks up to see Bowser, Chef Pee Pee, Bowser Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Brooklyn T. Guy wearing football outfits.

Bowser: FORTY TWO, FORTY ONE! DOWN, SET, HIKE!

Then they tackle Jeffy to the ground and beat him up.

Jeffy: AAAAAAHHHHH!

Bowser: THIS FOR RUINING OUR CHANCES TO WISH!

Jeffy: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Bowser: MERCY MY ASS!

Then all of them do an arm thrust that hurts Jeffy badly.

Jeffy: AAAAAHHHH!

Black Yoshi: Alright folks, it's our turn.

Shrek: Let me go first.

Shrek drags Jeffy to the bathroom and shoves him in a toilet. Shrek then takes a nasty shit on him. Shrek then gets back up while Jeffy gets out of the toilet covered in shit,

Jeffy: (Cough) (cough) STOP FUCKING HURTING ME!

Shrek: NEVER!

Shrek blasts more shit at Jeffy from his ass which makes Jeffy fall to the ground. He then drags him back to the group and throws him on the floor.

Shrek: All right Woody, Black Donkey. Shoot his limbs.

Black Yoshi: Yeah folk, I've been wanting to do this.

Woody and Black Yoshi shoot all of Jeffy's limbs off which causes Jeffy extreme pain.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY ARMS AND LEGS!

Mario: ALRIGHT, ONE LAST PUNISHMENT FOR YOU!

Mario gets the belt

Jeffy: WAIT! DADDY! WHAT ABOUT THE PROMISE!

Mario: IT'S BROKEN NOW! NOW DIE AND GO TO HELL!

Mario then gets the belt.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Mario then whips Jeffy's head

Mario: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE! Alright.

Mario heads back to the group.

Mario: So guys, since the golden egg is now useless, what do you we should do now?

Jeffy: Owwwwww!

Mario: That will teach you a lesson for wasting a wish!

Jeffy: I was helping you find the egg.

Mario: You had the egg and wasted the wish!!!!

Chef Pee Pee: Yea, Jeffy, what the hell?!?!

Bowser Junior: I can't believe you, Jeffy! I wanted to wish for a Beard but you wasted the wish!

Chef Pee Pee: I wanted money!

Jeffy: I was trying to help!

Mario: I think you helped quite enough today!

Shrek: Yea, donkey, I wanted a whole supply of cheesecake!

Black Yoshi: And All I wanted was the call of duty!

Mario: I'm disappointed in you, Jeffy, you are so grounded, go think about what you did, your grounded for a month! So... who’s up for round 2

Everyone: YEAH!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

(Jeffy is hurt badly)

Mario: that will teach you a lesson!

(Ding dong)

Mario: Someone must be here, I'll get it, oh, Jeffy, go to your room, now!

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: I'll take you!

(Scene cuts to Jeffy in his room)

Jeffy: Awwwwwwwww.

Rosalina: Hi, Mario.

Mario: Hey, Rosalina.

(Scene goes to Rosalina in the house)

Rosalina: Where's Jeffy?

Mario: He's in time out.

(Jeffy is in his room crying and screaming)

Jeffy: UNLOCK THE DOOR, DADDY! WHERE’S THOMAS?!

(Scene cuts back to the couch.)

Rosalina: Why is he in time out?

Mario: Jeffy found the golden egg and wasted a wish!

Rosalina: All that for an egg, what did he wish for?

Mario: The golden egg, which he found! That's why he's in time out.

(Mario and the others high five each other)

Mario: Stupid asswipe! Wasted a wish!

Jeffy: (Comes out with a gun) YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME BITCHES!!!

Shrek: WHAT THE?!

Cody: Jeffy don't!

Jeffy: You have brutally hurt me! and now it is time to pay the price!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I’m outta here!

Jeffy: SORRY IS NOT GONNA CUT IT!!

Black Yoshi: Oh folk It bout be Call Of Duty up in here!

Joseph: I’m out!

Woody: So You wanna Fight?

Jeffy: LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!! I BEGGED YOU TO STOP!!

Bowser Junior: Jeffy! We are friends!

Chef Pee Pee: Not me!

Jeffy: You guys have beaten me up for my own wish! THAT WAS MY DAMN WISH!!

Mario: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME!!!!

Simmons: Police bitch!

Brooklyn Guy: Simmons Thank god you’re here

Jeffy: I ain’t do nothin’

Simmons: yes you did

In jeffy the rapper before Jeffy got shot

J-Fee goes outside but he couldn't find Toad until he pulls up with his car

Toad: Hot nerf gun!

But mama Luigi grabs him from behind.

Toad: You’re alive?

Mama Luigi: Yes and what the hell have you been through?

Toad: I’m on my way to become the next biggie

Mama Luigi: That can’t happen biggie’s already himself

Toad: Jay-Z

Mama Luigi: No

Toad: LL cool J

Mama Luigi: Nein

Toad: G-Easy?

Mama Luigi: Never you’ll be as good as them

Mama Luigi shoots radio while playing milk and cookies

Toad: That was my number one hit!

Mama Luigi: Now it’s zero

Then he shoots toad

Mama Luigi: Toad was trying to run you out of your career.

In Jeffy plays baseball or should I say Goodman’s payback accurate isn’t it?

Mario: I’m taking your Lamborghini I’m out!

Goodman: No you’re- I’m stuck!

Mario: Mario: I superglued you while you’re unconscious don’t get me wrong but you have watermelon nuts they’re smaller than a porcine your name should’ve been greedman or madman I’m mean look at you, you’ve got so much avarice Larfleeze would pick you of his corps

Goodman: How many avarice did I have.

Mario: Your Mom’s... Adios

Goodman: What Wait?! You got to be kidding Mario! Come get me off the couch you idiot!

In Jeffy’s cat piano problem

Mario: "GRRRR THAT'S IT!"

Mario grabs the cat piano from Jeffy and breaks it in half.

Jeffy: "WAAAAAHHHH! YOU BROKE MY CAT PIANO, DADDY!"

Rosalina: "MARIO! WHAT THE HELL!"

Mario: "I WAS GETTING SICK OF IT!"

Mario then tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Mario: "YOU NO GOOD FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU TORTURING ME!"

Rosalina: "MARIO! STOP IT!"

Rosalina tries to stop Mario but all of a sudden, Mario grabs Rosalina and punches her.

Mario: “YOU’RE JOINING WITH ME!”

Rosalina: "OUCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

Mario: "THIS IS FOR GIVING JEFFY HIS CAT PIANO BACK!"

Mario then starts stomping on Rosalina.

Rosalina: "OW OW OW OW OW OW! STOP IT!"

Mario: "NEVER! AND THIS IS FOR BEING STUPID!"

Mario grabs a hammer and knocks her unconscious. Meanwhile, Jeffy tries to crawl away but Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him against a wall.

Jeffy: "DADDY! PLEASE! I'M SORRY FOR LYING TO YOU! I PROMISE I WON'T ANNOY YOU OR SHOUT PROFANITY ANYMORE! JUST PLEASE STOP HURTING ME!"

Mario: "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU CAUSED ME ENOUGH TORTURE ALREADY!"

Mario removes Jeffy's helmet and knocks him unconscious. A few hours later, Jeffy and Rosalina wake up, tied up in chairs.

Rosalina (Panicking): "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

Mario comes out of the shadows.

Mario: "Sorry I’m late, Had to weaponize nicely."

Rosalina: "WHY ARE WE TIED UP?!"

Mario: "Simply I'm giving you a visit to Jesus."

Rosalina (Shocked): "WHAT! WHY?! WHAT DID WE DO TOO YOU?!"

Mario: "Well You guys have caused me torture for the past months. who’s ready to pay the price?"

Rosalina: "BUT MARIO, WHY DO YOU WANNA KILL ME?! WE'RE MARRIED!"

Mario: "1: You defend jeffy and make Excuses and 2: I’m secretly Dating Witchblade she’s quite the defensive psychopath."

Mario grabs a baseball bat and beats her to death with it by swinging it like a staff pole even Robin and nightwing with a staff.

Rosalina: "AAAAHHH!!"

Mario raises the baseball bat and crushes her skull thus killing her.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAHHHHH! DADDY, PLEASE NO MORE! I SAID I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

Mario: "It's too late for apologies, Time to go to hell."

Jeffy: "BUT DADDY! WHAT ABOUT THE MILLION DOLLARS THAT I'M GOING TO GET WHEN I'M EIGHTEEN! I promise I'll give you half if you won't kill me."

Mario thinks for a moment and concludes it.

Mario: "I stole your money, Now then."

Mario grabs a katana and chops off all of Jeffy's limbs.

Jeffy (Screaming in agony): "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Mario: ”Don’t forget to Say hi to Jason for me."

Mario swings the sword and decapitates Jeffy thus killing him too.

Mario: "Hm, It was good killing I got to have a margarita."

Mario then disposes the bodies and heads back to the gaming room.

Mario: "(Sigh) I can finally rest."

In Jeffy’s birthday surprise

Jeffy: WHAT THE FUCK!? DADDY!! HE STOLE MY STUFF!!

Mario: I know, he's such a jerk...

Jeffy: WELL, GET HIM!!

Mario: Let's do this...

Brooklyn Guy: I can't believe I crashed a kid's birthday party!

Mario: HEY!!

Jeffy: YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY FUCKING STUFF BACK, OR I'LL FIGHT YOU!!

(The Brooklyn Guy runs away)

Mario: Don't worry... Jeffy, come on! Let's go!

[Meanwhile]

Brooklyn Guy: Can’t believe he forgot my birthday let's see what I got...

Jeffy: HEY!!

The Brooklyn Guy: How did you...??

Mario: You're coming with us...

[Meanwhile]

Jeffy: Oh yeah!

Mario: I already tied The Brooklyn Guy to a tree.

The Brooklyn Guy: What are you gonna do to me...?

Mario: You'll see...

(Mario grabs some bear bait and glues it onto The Brooklyn Guy)

Mario: Come on, Jeffy. Get in the car! Oh, here are your presents!

Jeffy: Well thanks, daddy!

Mario: See You! (Mario drives away)

In Chef Peepee’s lottery ticket

Chef Pee Pee: Bowser, you deserve the biggest fuck, because, let me start off by saying I fucking hate you, I hate you! (x3), all you do is make me cook, clean, and..and fricking take out the trash, I only took out the trash and you made me do it again, I hate you (x2), and all you do is sit on your ass and watch TV, Charleyyy and Friends, but surely we don't know when is on, because it's always on, and from..from the guardians and angels of fricking Chef Pee-Pee island, I grant you an honorary fuck you!

Chef Pee Pee: And to you, Toad, I will go easy on you this time, okay, let me start off by saying fuck you!...Ahem, excuse me.....fuck you, and your music sucks ass, why do you keep asking people to be on your videos, your music, nobody likes your music, nobody ever wants to see your videos, okay, you suck ass, you suck at life, and all you do is aggravating, pop up everywhere, wanting to help, you're nothing but trouble, and you..you wanna know this little idiot, and he does nothing but aggravating too, oh I'm not done with you, all you do is playing jokes, you stabbed me in my eye, but it's okay, I'll buy a new eye, maybe I'll buy a robotic arm to flick you up with and say fuck you!

Chef Pee Pee: Ah, save the best for last! Junior, you get the honorary fuck you! You get the biggest fuck you! of all! I fucking hate you! You're nothing but a big crybaby bastard, who fails school because you're nothing but a stupid idiot who goes ding-dong-ditch with this idiot! I swear to God, I swear to God you're stupid, and I have to fix food for you every second! Nobody likes fixing food for you, nobody loves playing dinosaurs with you, nobody likes to play trains with you, that's all kiddie games! Nobody likes to play games with you 'cause you're a stupid fucking bastard! BASTARD!!!!!

Bowser: Let me see that!

Bowser grabs the lottery ticket but it’s not 2 months expired

Bowser: WHAT!??!

Chef Peepee: Bye bastards!

Bowser: Get back here!

Chef Peepee: Bye everyone fuck you! Can’t forget the ticket

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I'm sorry to say this but your kid is dead.

Mario: YES!

Rosalina: NOOOOO! (Sobs) Mario we have to give Jeffy a funeral.

Mario: What, why?

Rosalina: It's so that we can give are respects to Jeffy.

Mario: I'll prepare a coffin and invite his friends.

(At Jeffy's funeral, all the guests have arrived)

Bowser Junior: (Sobs) This is all my fault. I should've stopped him from jumping on the table.

Cody: Don't worry Junior, Jeffy will understand.

Joseph: Yeah, we were great friends to him so he might forgive you.

Bowser Junior: Really, thanks guys.

(Rosalina and Mario appear)

Rosalina: Thank you kids for coming to Jeffy's funeral. He'll be glad that you guys are here.

Cody: Yeah, we know.

Bowser Junior: Yeah....

Joseph: Looking hot as always gorgeous.

Rosalina: What?

Mario: (Sigh) we're gonna tell our respects to Jeffy before we lower the coffin.

Rosalina: Alright.

(Everybody tells their respects to Jeffy and they lower the coffin)

Rosalina: Hey Mario, I just realized something.

Mario: What?

Rosalina: If we happen to see Jeffy's parents and they realize he's dead, we're screwed.

Mario: Let it happen.

In Smart Jeffy

Jeffy sneezed out his pencil

Goodman: Hey Jeffy, your pencil came out. Let me put that back in for you.

Jeffy: What?

(Goodman shoves Jeffy's pencil back into his nose which temporary kills him.)

Goodman: Oh god, I think I've might've killed Jeffy.

(Jeffy then springs back to life and turns smart again.)

Goodman: Oh thank God you’re alive Jeffy, now I don't have to worry about going to jail. Anyway here's your question again. What is 8-4?

Jeffy: That's easy, it's 4

Goodman: That is correct Jeffy. You are the smartest person in the world. You have won one billion dollars and you are now going to work in my corporation.

(Mario and Rosalina come down from the bleachers)

Rosalina: Jeffy, me and Mario are proud of you.

Mario: Thank you Jeffy, you've won me a billion dollars.

Jeffy: You’re welcome daddy. Oh, let me do one more thing.

Mario: What is it?

(Jeffy leaves and comes back)

Rosalina: Where did you go?

Jeffy: I had to ask a doctor if he can implant the pencil in my brain.

Mario: Why?

Jeffy: Because when my pencil was shoved up completely in my nose, I realized that it made me smart.

Goodman: So are you ready to work for me?

Jeffy: Yep, oh let me say something to my foster parents.

Mario: What is it Jeffy?

Jeffy: I'm sorry for torturing you for the past months and Fuck The Stupid Me oh and that talk about that math law *Clears throat* it’s about to be removed so There that's all I have to say.

Mario: Well, I guess I forgive.

Jeffy: Alright. Mr. Goodman, I'm ready.

Goodman: Well let's register you in my corporation.

Rosalina: Bye Jeffy.

Jeffy: Bye mommy and daddy.

Rosalina: Mario I'm gonna miss Jeffy.

Mario: Honestly, me too

In Chef Peepee’s New Job

Chef peepee: Wait I was cutting onions

Brooklyn looks at knife and notices some onion pieces

Brooklyn Guy: wow I guess you were cutting onions

Chef Peepee: See I told you

Brooklyn Guy: It looks like Somebody prank called me

Chef Peepee: I know who did

Joseph: so junior Is the plan gonna work?

Junior: I know it

Chef Peepee: junior!

Junior: What chef Peepee?

Chef Peepee: Were you trying to call the police on me?

Brooklyn Guy: I got a call about a chef murdering people with a knife

Junior: No

Joseph: He did call you because junior wanted you to arrest chef Peepee for losing the competition

Chef Peepee and Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Junior: Joseph What the fuck was that?!

Chef Peepee: so you’re trying to make me lose the competition?

Cody: the reason why junior framed chef Peepee is because he doesn’t want him to leave

Junior punches Cody

Chef Peepee: WELL TOO BAD BRAT! I’M LEAVING YOU AND YOUR STUPID DAD!

Chef Peepee punches junior in the nose to make it bloody

Junior: OW! What was that for?

Chef Peepee: Everything you little shit

Door bell rings

Chef Peepee: That musts be goodman now

Chef Peepee opens the door

Goodman: Hey chef Peepee I’m here to try the food you made

Chef Peepee: oh yes fallow me

Goodman swallows

Goodman: Dear god

Chef Peepee: What did you think?

Goodman: I don’t like it

Chef Peepee: WHAT?!

Goodman: I love it!

Chef Peepee: WAIT REALLY?!

Goodman: from this day forward you’re now my personal chef we’re going to practice the cooking especially the weird looking ravioli now start packing meet me at my Lamborghini at midnight

Chef Peepee: NEW JOB HERE I COME!

Bowser: Chef Peepee! Are the dishes clean?

Chef Peepee: Hell No!

Bowser: Get to scrubbing asap! Hm

Later on, Bowser phone rings

Bowser: IN THE MIDDLE OF CHARLEYYY?! HELLO?!

Goodman: This is Goodman your chef is working for me now

Bowser: WHAT?!

Goodman: He entered a competition that I made to get a new chef so he won you ever taste his food? That shit’s fantastic

Bowser: HE WORKS FOR ME HE SIGNED A SLAVE CONTRACT

Chef Peepee: WELL I QUIT!

Chef Peepee whacks bowser with a pan

Bowser: (Screaming in pain) my face!

Chef Peepee: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN NIGGA!

Goodman: Are you on speaker?

Chef Peepee: Yes and I’m ready

Goodman: Glad to hear you

Bowser: WAIT, CHEF PEEPEE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE!

Chef Peepee: More like do leave

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Bowser and bowser junior you’re under arrested for framing for murder keeping a chef as a slave and child abuse, slavery

Chef Peepee: Bye bowser and junior I hope you die in jail

Bowser Junior: Why do we have to be in jail? All I wanted to do is keep Chef Pee Pee.

Bowser: I just learned that the people you know and love come and go. That's Part of life.

Bowser Junior: Man, this is all my fault. If I had accepted that earlier, none of this would've happened.

Bowser: That's How.

In Goodman's Kitchen

Goodman: Hey Chef Peepee. I would like an...

Chef Pee Pee: Ice Cream Sandwich?

Goodman: Yes, Thank You.

Chef Pee Pee: Okay.

Goodman: Gotta Go to work.

Later

BREAKING NEWS!

Goodman: Breaking News! Someone is making video games based on SuperMarioLogan and are trying to make it official. I'm from him, so I would ask him.

Bunny: Wow.

Bowser: Hey, Bunny, tell Chef Pee Pee that me and my son learned an important life lesson. People come and go.

Bunny: I got something for you.

Bowser: What?

Chef Pee Pee: Sike Just me Pussy!!! (Runs)

Bowser: (SCREAMS AND RUNS)

Chef Pee Pee: I got him.

In Jeffy’s parents

"Um, daddy? Is old mommy going to jail?" Jeffy asked.

"I don't know Jeffy." Mario shook his head.

Then, Officer Brooklyn T Guy came in and said, "Alright, she's getting arrested for child abuse, prostitution, and a number of other things."

Mario turned his head to Jeffy and said "Yes."

"Great." Jeffy simply replied.

"But, what does this mean for Jeffy?" Mario asked.

"Oh. Well, the good news for you is, now that I know Jeffy's not your kid, you don't have to take care of him anymore." Brooklyn replied.

"Wh.. Really?" Mario said.

"Yeah, I can send him straight to Foster care. Or, if you want you could adopt him." Brooklyn proposed.

Mario looked down thinking about it, then he replied, "No, I think foster care would be best. Um, they'll take care of him, right?"

Brooklyn looked a little hesitant, but said, "Well, kind of. It not great, honestly. It's not as good as this."

Mario sighed and said, "Well, I lived with Jeffy for about a year and it really wasn't that great so I think foster care would be better." Brooklyn said "Yeah."

Jeffy pleaded, "No, daddy, please let me live with you. I promise I'll be the best boy ever, daddy."

Mario sighed and said to Brooklyn, "Excuse me, can you leave us alone for a minute?"

Brooklyn looked a little suspicious, but said, "Sure. Oh, by the way, can I have some food from your kitchen? My stomach is flat AF."

Mario nodded, "There are some beers in the fridge if you want."

Brooklyn got off the couch, "Okay, thanks." As Brooklyn went into the kitchen, Mario looked to Jeffy and sighed.

"Jeffy, I know your old and new mother is horrible, but you have to understand. I just can't take it anymore. You're going to foster care." Mario explained to Jeffy. He didn't take it well.

"But daddy! Please, I really want to live with you. I promise I'll be good." Jeffy pleaded. Mario finally decided he has had enough.

"In fact, I don't know why I didn't do this the day you showed up! I let you into my house, I fed you, gave you everything, gave you a bed, a phone! And how did you repay me?! You make messes, threw and broke my stuff, threw meltdowns, refused to listen to me, got me in trouble with the police, my girlfriend, and media, locked me out of the house, sweared and cussed at me, and you never fucking APOLOGIZED! And you expected me to just forgive you?! That's not gonna cut it, Jeffy! You. Are. Going. To. Foster care! IS THAT CLEAR?!" Mario screamed at Jeffy, who just sat there looking terrified.

"Okay, daddy." Jeffy simply replied.

Mario simply exhaled through his nose, "Hm That’s Good. Let’s Go pack your stuff."

Jeffy just nodded and went upstairs, Mario sat back on the couch putting his face in his hands.

5 days later:

Mario helped Brooklyn pack Jeffy's stuff in the van. They heaved the last bag.

"Alright that's it. All his stuff is packed." Brooklyn said.

"Thanks." Mario replied, handing the 700 dollars he owed him, he then called Jeffy, "Come out, Jeffy. It’s time to go."

Rosalina then came out with Jeffy, who was wearing a blue tuxedo.

Jeffy then said, "Bye, daddy. Bye, mommy."

"See You, Jeffy." Mario said, taking off his hat.

"Goodbye, Jeffy." Rosalina said, in sadness.

The rest of the gang saw Jeffy go.

Junior and Joseph simply waved.

Cody took off his glasses

Bowser just crossed his arms.

Toad wiped a tear from his eye.

Black Yoshi didn’t care.

Shrek said, "Goodbye, little donkey."

Woody tipped his new cowboy hat.

Tony just smilies sadly and waved.

Jeffy got in the van, looking at them one last time before Brooklyn closed the door and started the van.

As the van drove away Mario said “Loser” in a positive way

In the rings

Mario: Well I hope you're proud of yourself Black Yoshi! Now I have to pay Goodman ten times the original amount on my house payment, because you're in idiot, and you pawned Tom Brady's rings!

Black Yoshi: Why would Goodman trust you anyway folk?

Mario: That's what I'd like to know.

Black Yoshi sets his controller down and looks at Mario

Black Yoshi: You know where his house is?

Scene cuts to Mario and Black Yoshi arriving at Goodman's house.

Mario: Alright Black Yoshi, so what's the plan?

Black Yoshi: We break into this fools house and steal the super bowl rings, and then we find his vault.

Mario: Um...okay. Don't know why we'd steal-

Black Yoshi: Because he's an asshole who likes to chop people's cocks off.

Mario: Oh yeah.

Mario and Black Yoshi sneak inside the house and find Tom Brady on the couch.

Mario grabs the rings and Black Yoshi finds the safe.

Black Yoshi pulls out a gun and shoots the door down, unlocking the safe.

Black Yoshi walks over to the diamond in the middle of the safe, grabbing it.

Black Yoshi walks over to Mario and shows him the diamond.

Black Yoshi: I got the diamond folk. You got the rings?

Goodman: Oh, I believe you have the cops.

Goodman is shown to be pointing a gun at Mario and Black Yoshi, only to get shot.

Goodman falls as Tom Brady walks up to the duo.

Tom: Injury bitch.

Mario: Wow. Thanks Mr. Brady. I didn't think you'd do that.

Mario hands Tom Brady his rings back

Black Yoshi: So, we cool though, right?

Tom Brady: Yeah, we're all good. I hated Goodman anyway. (Takes out some vip superbowl tickets.) You guys wanna get the best seats in the house?

Mario and Black Yoshi look at each other with excitement.

Scene cuts to Mario and Black Yoshi cheering at the superbowl with the others behind them.

Mario and Black Yoshi: Front seats bitch!

Junior and Jeffy are seen in the seats next to the cheering duo as they look at each other.

Junior: Wanna get some hot dogs and soda?

Jeffy: sure.

Junior and Jeffy walk off to get their stuff.

In Bowser Junior’s Cookies

Junior: Let me start over

Chef Peepee: Take the cookies

Junior: I want chips ahoy!

Chef Peepee: Eat your fucking cookies

Chef Peepee grabs the post-its and crumbles them

Chef Peepee: TAKE THE COOKIES YOU BASTARD!

Bowser junior: They’re not the same!

Chef Peepee throws junior off the balcony

Bowser Junior gets extremely pissed off when his gak was gone and the video “bowser Junior’s package” ends.

Gwenpool: And now for the continuation

Gwenpool destroys the sml question with her swords

When Bowser Junior's Gak Has Been Jacked, Bowser Junior Take His Package With Empty Gak Box Inside And Go To UPS Headquarters To Blame On Brooklyn T. Guy, And Shows A Empty Gak Box To Brooklyn T. Guy, Brooklyn T. Guy Hides Bowser Junior's Gak Somewhere In UPS Headquarters,

Bowser Junior: "WHERE'S MY FUCKNG GAK??!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brooklyn T. Guy: I Don't Know

Bowser Junior: IF YOU DON'T SAY WHERE'S IS MY GAK, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brooklyn T. Guy Then Finds Bowser Junior's Gak Then He Give Bowser Junior's Gak To Bowser Junior In Panic, So Bowser Junior Was Pleased To Have His Gak Back So He Went Back Home Then Plays His Gak

Gwenpool: Wink!

She winks like sailor moon

In Jeffy’s shirt

Chef Peepee: Where my check at?

Mario: "Goodman used it and changed his name to Poopybutt."

Chef Pee Pee (Shocked): "WHAT!"

Mario: "Yeah, he changed his name and checked in before you did."

Chef Pee Pee (Pissed): "THAT BASTARD! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM!"

Mario: "Hmm... I got an idea."

Chef Pee Pee: "What?"

Mario: "Follow me."

We then cut to Jeffy on the couch. Then Mario and Chef Pee Pee come in.

Mario: "Hey Jeffy, do you have a middle name?"

Jeffy: "No, why?"

Mario: "That's perfect Jeffy, you need to come with us."

Jeffy: "Okay."

Then Jeffy, Mario, Chef Pee Pee, Jeffy, King Strong Bottom, Brooklyn T. Guy, and surprisingly another Goodman.

Jeffy: "THERE HE IS OFFICERS! THAT'S THE MAN WHO STOLED AND USED MY CHECK!"

Other Goodman: "GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

Goodman (Confused): "WAIT WHAT?"

The other Goodman and Brooklyn T. Guy start beating him up.

Goodman: "AAAAHHHH! STOP FUCKING HURTING ME!"

Then Brooklyn T. Guy places him in handcuffs.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING AND USING A CHECK FOR THIEVING!"

Goodman (Shocked): "WHAT! BUT MY NAME IS FUCKING SHITTYASS!"

Goodman: "I’m not so sure (Faces King Strongbottom) Is this the one you gave the check too?"

King Strongbottom: "Nope, I gave the check to the child."

He points at Jeffy.

Goodman: "WHAT! BUT HIS NAME ISN'T FUCKING SHITTYASS!"

Mario: "Actually, his middle name is Poopybutt. So it makes sense for him to cash in the check with his middle name in it. I was gonna put his full name in it but you stoled it for money. And not only that, your not Goodman, he's Goodman. Mario points at the other Goodman who is actually the real Goodman.

Goodman: "That's right Badman. When Mario came into the courtroom with a chef and his son, he was shocked to see me as you but I quickly told him that I'm the real Goodman and that you were my twin brother, I then told Mario that my twin brother is just like DoesBadThings Guy, you are actually Badman who likes to steal money and gold digging for money. Mario was shocked and angry that he thought that was me so I helped get revenge on you. Also, I told Mario that my twin brother swears a lot and not me."

Badman: "WHAT! NAH, THAT'S NOT TRUE, MARIO!"

Mario: "In fact, I don't believe. You been taking my money and using it for your own goods, Badman. Because?"

Wonder Woman strangled badman with the lasso of truth

Mario: WHERE IS MY MONEY?!

Badman: "OK OK IT'S TRUE! I’M BADMAN, GOODMAN'S FUCKING TWIN BROTHER! AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY BECAUSE HALF THE UNIVERSE WANTS YOU DEAD!"

Mario: Half the universe wants me dead?

Badman: Yeah

Mario suddenly walks quietly to Badman and kicks him in the crotch.

Badman: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY BALLS!"

Mario: "Hm, Jeffy, your turn."

Jeffy walks towards Badman and takes a nasty shit on him.

Badman: "AAAAAAHHHHH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHIT ON ME!"

Jeffy: "That's for stealing my check and changing your name, motherfucker."

Goodman: "Also Badman, your going to prison.

Badman (Shocked): "WHAT! I'M FUCKING RICH!"

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Nope, not gonna cut in. Now your going in the truck."

Goodman and Brooklyn T. Guy throw Badman in the trunk. But before they leave, Goodman has one last thing to say to Jeffy.

Goodman: "And another thing, I'll give you all of my twin brother's money, including your family, Mario, because I'm truly sorry for what he has done to you guys."

Mario: "REALLY! YOU'LL DO THAT?!"

Goodman: "Yeah."

Mario: "THANKS SO MUCH GOODMAN!"

Goodman: "No problem, anyway, take care."

Then Goodman and Brooklyn T. Guy drive off.

Chef Pee Pee: "Glad I got my name changed."

In Jeffy gets help

Jeffy asking Mario if he can watch SpongeBob. Mario says no, Jeffy gets mad because he got patrick glasses, and Mario tells him to go to bed. Jeffy starts throwing a temper tantrum

Mario: You’re not watching shit you’re coming with me!

And mario drags jeffy to his room and slams then locks the door

Mario: I’ll let you out In The morning! Jesus

In Jeffy’s lunch money

Scene cuts to Jeffy sitting down as Bully Bill scoffs upon the sight of him.

Bully Bill: Thanks a lot for snitching on me yesterday retard.

Jeffy looks back at Bully Bill with a blunt look on his face.

Jeffy: Listen here bitch. I wasn't here yesterday, so if you wanna throw down over these accusations, I'm more than willing to stitch you up.

Bully Bill: You did too- (Looks back on yesterday) Hold up. Where were you yesterday?

Jeffy: Well some douchebag locked me in the closet so I got fucked.

Bully Bill: Oh yeah, that makes sense. See, I think HE was the one that snitched on me, the one who locked you in the closet.

Jeffy: Yeah, that'd make sense. But don't worry; I got him back.

Scene cuts to Black Yoshi, who's shouting in the closet.

Black Yoshi: I'm telling you right now Jeffy! You let me out of this closet folk, or else I'm gonna get my glock and own your daddy!

Black Yoshi bangs on the door, unaware that Jeffy left.

Bully Bill: Oh. Well that's good.

Jeffy: Damn right.

Jeffy turns back around, only for Bully Bill to wave some money behind him.

Bully Bill: Check your pocket.

Jeffy checks his pocket and sees that his lunch money's gone, making him turn around and see Bully Bill laughing while waving a five in front of him.

Jeffy: Get ready to make it rain on that pole bitch!

Jeffy lunges at Bully Bill and starts beating him up with Junior noticing.

Junior: Well I'm glad Jeffy's back. (Turns around) I wonder what he did to the imposter though.

Scene cuts to Black Yoshi, who's shouting in the closet.

Black Yoshi: I'm telling you right now Jeffy! You let me out of this closet folk, or else I'm gonna get my glock and own your daddy!

Black Yoshi bangs on the door, unaware that Jeffy left.

In Black yoshi’s blank check

Mario: NO WAIT, OFFICER! YOU DIDN'T CHECK THE ENTIRE APARTMENT!

Brooklyn Guy: Good call, I forgot to do that, thanks for reminding me Mario. So you said Black Yoshi's here huh?

Mario: Yep, check the hallways. Brooklyn Guy: Alright, if I find this Black Yoshi person, then you won't be arrested.

(The Brooklyn Guy checks in the bathroom)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, let's see here.

(The Brooklyn Guy opens the shower curtain and finds Black Yoshi)

Black Yoshi: Uh, What’s good.

Brooklyn Guy: Hello sir, is your name Black Yoshi?

Black Yoshi: Uh, no, my name is Charles.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Charles, may I ask why your in the bath tub?

Black Yoshi: I was going to take a shower, yeah that's it.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, I want you to come in the living room.

(The Brooklyn Guy and Black Yoshi arrive at the living room)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey Mario, is this the person you want me to look for?

Mario: Yes officer, this is the man that I want you to look for.

Brooklyn Guy: Well he said that his name was Charles, is that true?

Black Yoshi: Mario, if you tell him that my name is Charles, I'll pay you folk.

Mario: No officer, he's a lying bastard, that's Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: FOLK, YOU BACKSTABBING ME?

Mario: And I have proof that's Black Yoshi. HEY BOYS GET IN HERE.

Shrek: Yes Donkey?

Woody: What do you need Mario?

Tony The Tiger: I was reading a wrinkle in time!

Mario: This officer needs to ask you guys a question.

Brooklyn Guy: Is this person named Black Yoshi?

Shrek: Yes officer, that's Black Donkey.

Woody: He meant to say Black Yoshi and yes, that's Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: GUYS, WHY ARE ALL OF YOU BACK STABBING ME?

Tony: That’s right!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright sir, these people said that your Black Yoshi and Mario said that you wrote 1 million dollars on a welfare check, shot a person, and hired a prostitute, I'm going to have to arrest you.

Black Yoshi: NO WAIT OFFICER!

Brooklyn Guy: What?

Black Yoshi: This is all lies officer.

Brooklyn Guy: How do you know?

Black Yoshi: I have person who believes me, Sasha, tell the officer that I'm telling the truth.

Sasha: He's lying officer.

Black Yoshi: GIRL, YOU BETRAYING ME, WHY?

Sasha: Because you tried to backstab Mario which is uncalled for.

Mario: Yes Black Yoshi, I think you deserved to be arrested so take him away officer.

Brooklyn Guy: You got it.

Black Yoshi: WHAT NO! MARIO PLEASE, I'M SORRY!

(Mario doesn't listen and lets Black Yoshi be taken away)

Mario: So, what am I gonna do with all this money? Oh yeah put it in my debit card

In Jeffy’s coma

Scene cuts to Jeffy waking up after the earth mysteriously restored itself.

Mario: Jeffy, you're okay! And the earth is suddenly back to normal!

Jeffy: Yeah daddy. I don't know what happened while I was out, but, I'll be right back.

Jeffy runs off with Mario and Shrek being confused as to what he's doing with Shrek suggesting something.

Shrek: Wanna prank phone call Peach?

Mario: Sure.

Mario and Shrek walk off to do what they just agreed to do.

Scene cuts to Brooklyn T Guy outside in his police car as he then sees Jeffy running up to him.

Brooklyn T Guy: Oh fuck.

Jeffy jumps through the window and pins Brooklyn T Guy to the ground as he then grabs his gun.

Jeffy: I know you hit me with a baseball!

Brooklyn T Guy: Look kid, I'm sorry; I told your dad how to cure you!

Jeffy: That's no excuse! To be fair I should've been wearing my helmet, but you left like a pussy instead of facing up to your consequences like a man!

Brooklyn T Guy: Well what're you gonna do to me about it!?

Jeffy pulls up a baseball, hinting at what he was going to do.

Jeffy: Open your ass.

Scene cuts to Jeffy riding around in a police car as he then looks back at a knocked out Brooklyn T Guy.

Jeffy: Ass is your head for ten hours.

Jeffy gives Junior a call on the speaker with an idea in mind.

Jeffy: Hey Junior; I just stole this police car. Wanna crash it?

In locked out

Mario: GRRRRRRR HOW AM I GOING TO GET IN???

(Mario sees the passcode)

Mario: Ooh, you've got to be kidding me, WHY DIDNT I THINK TO USE THE PASSCODE TO GET IN????!!!!???? This will be my chance!

(Mario puts in passcode which is correct)

Mario: YES! I did it!

Jeffy: DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE HOUSE?????

Mario: I used the passcode to get in. Jeffy do not do this again, Plus you’re grounded!

Jeffy: I didn’t know we had a passcode

Mario: by the way, I am locking you inside your room! That will teach you a lesson to lock me out of the house.

Jeffy: Aw man!

In Jeffy’s bad word

Rosalina: Well, maybe you shouldn't have been such a faggot!

Mario slaps Rosalina

Mario: I give up Relationship

(Mario leaves the living room flipping her off)

Mario: UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE IS ACCUSING ME OF RAPING JEFFY! ALL I DID WAS SPANK HIM! I gotta do something about this! Hmm... Wait! I know what to do!

(Mario enters the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh, hey Mario! What are you doing?

Mario: Well, I need to borrow your security cameras. Were they up today?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, they're over there!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the camera)

Mario: Well, now I have to call Goodman to see this, and know I'm telling the truth!

(Mario answers the phone)

Mario: Come on... Pick up!

(Goodman answers)

Goodman: Hello?

Mario: Goodman!

Goodman: Hey Mario!

Mario: Well. I need to ask you to do something.

Goodman: Sure, as long as I get paid!

Mario: Well, you know that news report you did saying I molested a child?

Goodman: Yes?

Mario: Well, I just realized I had footage taken of it, so can you come over and look?

Goodman: Sure, what's in it for me?

Mario: Well... Oh! If you come over and watch it to show I didn't rape my son, then I will give you a 1,000,000 dollar check!

Goodman: I'll come over!

(Mario hangs up)

(The next day)

(Goodman knocks on Mario's door)

Mario: Hello?

(Mario opens the door to meet Goodman)

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I’m to see that video!

Mario: Ok! Just come in!

Goodman: Ok.

(Mario and Goodman arrive in the living room where Rosalina is sitting on the couch)

Rosalina: Hey, child beater...

Mario: Well, you see I bought Goodman here because-

(Someone knocks at Mario's door)

Mario: Hang on, I'll be right back!

(Mario answers the door, and Brooklyn Guy is there with a swarm of Mario protesters)

Brooklyn Guy: Everybody, chant with me!

Mario prostesters: (chant) FUCK MARIO! FUCK MARIO! FUCK MARIO!

Mario: EVERYONE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Brooklyn Guy: How about No! Because you raped a kid!

Mario: Well, guess what? I got footage of what really happened!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, really?

Mario: YES!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, show us!

Mario: Ok, come in!

(Mario leads Brooklyn Guy into the house)

Mario: Goodman! Brooklyn Guy is here!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! Let us see the video so we can know if we're right that Mario is lying!

Mario: Hang on! Jeffy! Get in here!

(Jeffy enters the room)

Jeffy: What's up faggot?

Mario: You know what? Let's just watch!

(Mario, Rosalina, Brooklyn Guy, Goodman, and Jeffy watch the video of Mario spanking Jeffy)

Mario: See guys? I told you! I only spanked him!

Brooklyn Guy: That's not true!

Rosalina: Yeah! You just edited it to get people on your ass!

Mario: Guys, I can't even edit the video! I got it off the security camera!

Jeffy: No, faggot! You clearly stuck your hand down my pants!

Mario: Hey, Goodman! Look This video is true, right?

Goodman: Oh, it's real all right!

Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Goodman: Basically, on security footage, people are unable to edit the video so basically, this is 100% real footage!

Mario: Well, now I’ll go show the footage to the news!

Rosalina: NO YOU'RE NOT!

(Rosalina tries to tackle Mario, but she is punched by Goodman)

Rosalina: HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! I'M A GIRL!

Goodman: Sure I can

(Rosalina and Goodman brawl with each other)

Goodman: Mario, quick! Get to the news station!

Mario: On it!

(Mario runs into his car with the video, and drives to the news station)

Jeffy: STOP HIM!

(Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy get into Brooklyn Guy's car and chase after Mario)

Mario: I can't wait to clear my name!

(Brooklyn Guy's car suddenly rams into the left of Mario's car)

Mario: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Brooklyn Guy: GIVE US THE FILM!

Jeffy: YEAH, FAGGOT!

Mario: WHINE ON THIS YOU UGLY SHITS!

(Mario rams into Brooklyn Guy's car and runs him and Jeffy off the road paralyzing them)

Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy: NO!

Mario: HELL YES!

(Mario makes it to the news station, and runs in)

Mario: I got to get this on the news!

(Mario runs into the news room)

Mario: Yes! I made it!

(Brooklyn Guy, Jeffy, and a badly bruised Rosalina arrive with Goodman tied up)

Rosalina: STOP RIGHT THERE, MARIO!

Brooklyn Guy: YOU'RE NOT SENDING THE VIDEO!

Goodman: Mario! It must be done!

Mario: Well, I'm going to post this on the news, and justice will be served!

Rosalina: NEVER!

(Rosalina tackles Mario and tries to choke him)

Rosalina: Say goodbye, Mario!

(Rosalina suddenly gets shot)

Rosalina: AH!

Mario: What the?

(Simmons was the one who shot Rosalina)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! SIMMONS?

Simmons: Mario! Quick! The video!

Mario: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy leap at Mario, but Mario succesfully lands the tape into the player)

Mario: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!

(The video of Mario spanking Jeffy is shown on the news, revealing the truth to everyone in the world)

Mario: Guys, there's nothing left you can do... It's over...

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, really?! WELL WE STILL HAVE GOODMAN!

Goodman: Let me go damnit!

(All of a sudden, the SWAT team, and Mario protesters burst into the news building)

M&M'S Chief: STEP AWAY FROM THE PLUMBER!

Mario: YES! HELP!

Rosalina: WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

M&MS Chief: Jeffy, Rosalina, and Brooklyn Guy! You three are under arrest for accusing this guy of rape, and attemped to murder a millionaire!

Brooklyn Guy: WAIT! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I WORK AS A COP, YOU KNOW!

M&M'S Chief: NOT ANYMORE! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

(M&M'S Chief rips off Brooklyn Guy's badge)

Brooklyn Guy: SHIT!!!!!

Jeffy: BUT DADDY STUCK HIS HANDS DOWN MY PANTS!

M&M'S Chief: WELL, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait! Everyone, hang on! We still can't go to jail because we still have our supporters right?

(Mario protesters alter their signs to where they now say MARIO RULES!)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! WHY DID YOU BETRAY US?! AND SIMMONS, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! WE WERE PARTNERS!

Simmons: Well, I saw you chasing Mario down the highway!

M&M'S Chief: ENOUGH! Now you three are coming with us!

Rosalina: MARIO! PLEASE! DON'T LET US GO TO JAIL! I'M SORRY FOR ACCUSING YOU!

Mario: Well, Rosalina... At first, I thought you were the most beautiful woman I could have possible met in my life... But now... I see you as a backstabbing bitch, so Rosalina... Consider this, over!

Rosalina: BUT MARIO!

Jeffy: DADDY! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY!

Mario: Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Jeffy...

M&M'S Chief: Ok, all three come with me!

Mario: Before you go I got this

Mario gets the six shooter and shoots Rosalina Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy’s kneecaps

Mario: Ah! All In one six shooter!

(M&M'S Chief drive Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy to the mental hospital)

(Later, on the news)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M'Kay, Mario has finally revealed that he didn't rape a child, but only spanked him, so to compensate for him, we have given him a 200,000 check to make up for it... He also gave me a million dollar check! Now back on topic As for the these 3 they’re going to take them to the mental hospital until we work things out

(Cut to Mario watching TV)

Mario: Glad everything's been cleared up...

In Friday the 13th

While junior was Watching Hey Arnold, which shows Arnold having making out with Helga but the tv starts glitching changing the show into the real version of hey Arnold (A clip of the jungle movie)

Junior: What happened?

Joseph: I didn’t know the tv can do that dude!

Junior: I think it’s a glitch I’ll just turn off the tv and it’ll be back to normal

Junior turns off tv and turn it back on but it’s loading

Junior: What?! It’s loading?!

Cody: All TVs do that today

In the koopalings part 2

Tony: Let’s dance and by dance I mean let’s try to kill the bastards

Roy and Larry spray Raid on an empty spot believing they are "killing bugs," Iggy and Lemmy are doing nothing to clean up the mess made from the cloning machine. But what changes everything is when Wendy shows Junior a plate with a spot on it, and Junior remarks that she missed a spot. As retribution, Wendy snaps and starts smashing the dishes, which leads to ghost rider kicks the door open

Ghost rider: Your time of madness ends here and now spawns Of bowser!

Lemmy, Morton, and Ludwig causing a big mess in the apartment, with Ludwig tricking Junior into moving a lamp out of a small glass table but Morton could smash it, Chef Peepee grabs the hammer.

Chef Peepee: Give me the damn hammer!

Morton: MINE!

Chef Peepee: No it’s mine!

Chef Peepee whacks Morton in the skull

Lemmy coming across Junior's Clown Car and fires Kirby sucks up the cannonball and spits it out killing him.

Wendy appears with a chainsaw

Wendy: Get Out of the way and let me clean the couch!

Mama Luigi grabs the chainsaw from Wendy

Mama Luigi: Never!

Wendy: Gimmie!

Mama Luigi: Clean This You little bastard!

Mama Luigi turns wendy over to the back and then impales her in the back with his chainsaw. He then raises the chainsaw upward, splitting the koopaling from her upper body to her head.

Mama Luigi: Get your siblings out of our apartment or you’re next!

Mama Luigi opens the door

Mama Luigi: Hey Goodman!

Goodman: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!?

Mama Luigi: I’ll tell you these psychopaths are trashing this apartment in your complex JUNIOR! GET OVER HERE Who did this?

Junior: It was Wendy, Morton, and Lemmy

Goodman: What?

Junior: I said It was Wendy, Morton, and Lemmy!

Goodman: Could you turn that racket down?!

Mama Luigi turns off chainsaw

Mama Luigi: Sorry

Goodman: Thank you

Junior: I said It was Wendy, Morton, and Lemmy!

Goodman: Jesus Christ I’ll be right back!

Junior: OK

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS: The 7 koopalings the real koopalings! have been found and made an apartment living room wrecked, and now, we are going through a live interview with Iggy, Roy, Larry, and Morton let’s go to the press Congress

Iggy: uh....um....THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Chef Peepee: GET BACK HERE! No we haven’t done it on purpose these brats did it

Iggy: We did nothing

Roy: They did it because Junior said Wendy missed a spot and then she threw a tantrum, bro.

GwenPool: In fact the koopalings were just making excuses

Larry: I'm LARRY

News reporter: could you be more specific?

Larry: I’m Larry

Woody: What he’s trying to say is I wanna die

Ludwig: Butt

Chef Peepee: Shut the fuck up

He throws Ludwig Of the balcony

Mama Luigi: You do not wanna know what happened to the other 3

Goodman: Okay, Larry and Ludwig just said an unusual quote, Coming up, The Loan Dolphin will go to court

Later

Goodman: Alright, I will give you guys a new house

Bowser: Really?

Goodman: Yes, It will come about somehow tommorow to 2 days

Mario: I hope it's tomorrow

In Chef Peepee the robot

Junior: Can you do the caption on this website so I can sign in.

Chef Pee Pee: No.

Junior: Why not?

Chef Pee Pee: Because you can't go on sites like these their inappropriate. You know what i'm taking away this laptop. (He takes his laptop)

Junior: Wait! So your a robot too!?

Chef Pee Pee: What?! No it’s me Chef Pee Pee.

Junior: AHHH!! Cody get the bat.

Cody: I got the bat Junior!

CPP: Wait! What are you doing?! (Cody swings the bat at him but Chef Pee Pee dodges it) Why did you try to hit me with a bat! I'm gonna tell Bowser!

Junior: Oh my god! What are we gonna do?!

Joseph: Lets go after him dude!

Junior: All right lets go. Alright Chef Pee Pee The Robot, say your prayers, cause we are coming to get you!

The scene switches to the living room. Chef Pee Pee is trying to hide.

CPP: Need to hide! Need to hide! (He sees the desk) I might as well hide under here! (He hides under desk. He then hears Junior and the others) Oh god... Need to be quiet.

Junior: Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee! Come on out!

Cody: Don't worry Chef Pee Pee, we arn't gonna hurt you. We just want to hit you with a bat and put you out of your robot life.

(Junior goes to the desk where Chef Pee Pee is hiding under)

Joseph: Is he under there dudes?

Junior: Shhhh! Quiet Jospeh! I think he's hiding under here! (He looks under the desk only to not find him) Wait what?!

Cody: Um... Junior?!

Junior: What? (Chef Pee Pee appears behind Junior and knocks him out) OW!

Cody and Joseph: Junior!!!

Joseph: Is he okay dude!

Cody: No! He's unconscious! But he'll be okay soon. Lets leave him here and go after that heartless robot!

Joseph: Got it dude!

(Cody and Joseph run after Chef Pee Pee leaving the unconscious Junior behind. The scene then switches to Chef Pee Pee going upstairs to Bowser's room)

CPP: Bowser! Bowser help me! I'm being chased by Junior's friends and they are maniacs!

(Bowser then comes out of his room)

Bowser: What the hell is it Chef Pee Pee!? I'm trying to watch Charleyyy!

CPP: I'm sorry to bother you Bowser but Junior and his friends think i'm a robot and their trying to chase me!

Cody: (Heard from another room) Chef Pee Pee! We are coming to get ya!

Joseph: (Heard from another room) Your gonna pay for what you did to Junior you sick robotic bastard!

CPP: Can I hide under your bed!?

Bowser: What?!

CPP: The kids are trying to kill me because they think I’m a robot!

(Cody and Joseph then come in)

Cody: So he's under the bed?

Bowser: Playboy mags so what?

CPP farts

Bowser: Oh shit

(Joseph tackles Chef Pee Pee only for Chef Pee Pee to grab him and throw him out the window!)

Cody: Joseph!!!

Joseph: (As falling out of window) DDDDDDUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *splat*

Cody: You killed Joseph. Even though I don't care about him but. You mother fucker! (Cody grabs the bat) You know what! It's time to finish you! (Cody swings his bat only for Chef Pee Pee to use, But bowser hits Cody hard in the stomach)

Bowser: OW! Thats gotta hurt!

Junior: Looks like its just you and me peepers! (The two look at each other then charge at each other. Junior quickly swung the bat at Chef Pee Pee's head, circuts then come out revealing he is a robot) Wha- So it was a robot. And- I'm the only one left. I did it! I saved the world! *The door bell rings* Who could that be? (The scene switches to the front door where Chef Pee Pee is there) Wha- Chef Pee Pee your back!

CPP: Yep i'm back.

Cody: We just killed 2 robots that looked like you.

CPP: Wait robots that looked like me?! Oh your probably talking about the robots I sen't here to keep an eye on you. But you destroyed my robots?! I worked so hard on them! You now what fuck this I’m out.

In Jeffy’s drivers license

Brooklyn Guy: So come back in 30 days for your license!

Brooklyn Guy leaves with Jeffy's license.

Mario: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: I can't believe there was no toy in the-

Suddenly, Mario punches Brooklyn Guy and he falls to the ground.

Brooklyn Guy: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: YOU TOOK AWAY MY SON'S LICENSE OVER A FUCKING TOY?!

Brooklyn Guy: But these are supposed to have toys! That's what your son fails-

Mario pushes Brooklyn Guy and punches him in the face repeatably, but Brooklyn Guy grabs handcuffs and traps Mario's hands in them.

Brooklyn Guy: Got you! You're under arrest for assaulting an officer-

Suddenly, Mario snaps the handcuffs in half freeing himself.

Brooklyn Guy: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario punches Brooklyn Guy.

Mario: YOU GONNA GIVE MY SON HIS LICENSE BACK?!

Brooklyn Guy: OK! HERE! TAKE IT!

Brooklyn Guy throws the license at Mario who takes it.

Mario: Now you must do something for me.

Brooklyn Guy: What is that?

Mario: Do you know where Goodman is going to launch my license?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! It's at the New Mexico Desert!

Mario: I need you to take me there so I can get my license back!

Brooklyn Guy: What if it don't?

Mario grabs Brooklyn Guy's gun.

Mario: Then I'll blow your brains out.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I'll take you! Please don't kill me!

Mario: Good.

Mario gets into Brooklyn Guy's car and is driven to the desert. A few hours later.

Mario: Ok! We're at the desert!

Brooklyn Guy: I see the missle!

Mario: I'm getting my license.

Mario jumps onto the missle, climbs to the top, grabs his license and jumps off.

Mario: I got my license! Now take me back home.

Mario and Brooklyn Guy drive back to Florida.

Another few hours later.

Goodman: I wonder where Mario is?

Mario and Brooklyn Guy enter the house.

Goodman: Oh, hey Mario! See this button?

Mario: Yes it’s a rocket that’s able to send anything to the sun.

Goodman: How did you know?

Mario: Launch it.

Goodman: You don't care?

Mario: I’m Not white lying I’ll end it all later with the noose when you leave.

Goodman: Okay.

Goodman pushes the button and the missle explodes

Goodman: Looks like the rocket multifunctioned there goes your license Mario! I'll be back tomorrow for your house payment.

Mario: Well, Goodman, I need to tell you something.

Goodman: What is it?

Mario pulls out his license.

Mario: Joke’s On You I cut every cord

Goodman: WTF?! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE BACK?!

Mario: Well, I went to the rocket, got on the top, and got my license back!

Goodman: WELL I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT LICENSE AND PUT IT IN... SOMETHING!

Goodman lunges at Mario, only to be tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Goodman: I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T GOING TO HELP MARIO GET HIS LICENSE!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I changed my mind! Also, you are under arrest for illegally stealing someone's license and you are going to jail for life!

Goodman: I'LL PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME GO!

Brooklyn Guy thinks for a moment.

Brooklyn Guy: I don't think it's worth it! Now come with me!

Brooklyn Guy grabs Goodman and throws him in the car.

Mario: Wait! Before you go!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes?

Mario: Do you have a grenade?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! Here!

Mario takes the grenade.

Mario: Hey Goodman!

Goodman: What?

Mario: Pay This motherfucker...

Mario activates the grenade and throws it at Goodman's Lamborghini where it blows up the car.

Goodman: NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario: Ok, take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: I'll let you get away with that. See you!

Goodman: MARIO! I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES ONCE I GET OUT!

Brooklyn Guy: He’s lying We’ll send him to the mental hospital

Goodman: Wait What?!

Mario: I’m pretty sure yours will be while your in the big house

Brooklyn Guy drives Goodman who is ranting and screaming at Mario to prison.

Mario: Bitch deserved it.

Mario enters the house.

Mario: Hey, Jeffy! I got your license back!

Jeffy: Thanks. daddy! I'm going to McDonald's with this.

Jeffy enters a car and drives to McDonald's.

Mario: Ok! Have fun!

In life is ruff

Bowser: Okay, get ready.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): RUFF RUFF RUFF-

Stocking throws a universal translator

Junior: NO I DON'T WANT TO!

Bowser: Wait, did you just talk?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Dad, you heard what I said?

Bowser: OH MY GOD CHOMPY, YOU DID TALK! And why do you have Junior's voice with the collar.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): It's because I am Junior.

Bowser: Okay if you really are Junior, what does Junior like to watch.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): DOOFY!

Bowser: (Gasp) OH MY GOD, YOU REALLY ARE JUNIOR! I gotta take you to Chef Pee Pee, come on.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Kay.

(Scene transates to Chef Pee Pee cleaning)

Chef Pee Pee: (Whew) I'm finally done cleaning that stupid dog's mess

Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!

Chef Pee Pee: (Sigh) what do you want Bowser?

Bowser: I gotta show something, Junior Chompy, get in here.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) comes in the kitchen)

Chef Pee Pee: DAMN IT BOWSER, DON'T LET THE DOG IN, HE'LL MAKE ANOTHER MESS!

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Chef Pee Pee, it's me, Junior.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait, did Chompy just talk?

Bowser: Yes, and not only that, that's actually Junior in Chompy's body.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): That's correct, and why did you call me Junior Chompy, Dad?

Bowser: It's so that I won't get confused.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Alright, I get it now.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait what? That doesn't make any sense, how is Junior in Chompy's body?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): I'll explain.

(After some explaining)

Chef Pee Pee: So let me get this straight, you and Chompy were hit by a truck and somehow, you two switched bodies.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Yes.

Bowser: Okay, I see, but where's Chompy in your body?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Follow me,

(Scene transates to the living room with Joseph sitting and Chompy in Bowser Junior's body humping Cody)

Cody: Oh yes, keep going.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) comes in with Chef Pee Pee and Bowser)

Bowser Junior (Chompy): GUYS IT'S ME, JUNIOR!

Joseph: Wait, did Chompy just talk?

Cody: Um, I think he did and did he just sound like Junior?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes guys, you heard him, that's actually Junior in Chompy's body.

Joseph: Wait, what?

Cody: Okay, if you really are Junior, which one is the red ball?

(Scene transates to Bowser Junior (Chompy's) point of view)

Bowser Junior (Chompy) (In head): Wait, I'm no longer color blind.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) bites the red ball)

Cody: So you really are Junior.

Joseph: Wait, that doesn't make any sense, how is Junior in Chompy's body.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): I'll explain again.

(After explaining again)

Cody: So you and Chompy were both hit by a truck and you two somehow swapped bodies.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Yes, that's correct.

Cody: Okay, one other thing, how come you weren't able to speak when you were in Chompy's body and now you could talk?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): I honestly don't know.

Bowser: So how are we gonna fix this?

Joseph: I don't know.

Cody: But I do.

(Cody leaves and comes back with a machine)

Joseph: What is that Cody?

Cody: It's a body swapper, it can switch people's bodies.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Cool, does it work?

Cody: Yep, so all you need to do is to get in the machine with Chompy.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) and Chompy (Bowser Junior) gets inside the body swapper)

Cody: Okay, 3..2..1 GO!

(Cody pressed a button and a bolt of lightning appears)

Bowser: Did it work?

Cody: We'll see.

(Cody opens the door of the machine and Bowser Junior and Chompy step outside the machine)

Bowser Junior: YES, I'M BACK IN MY OWN BODY!

Chompy: RUFF RUFF!

Cody: Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Bowser Junior: Hey Chef Pee Pee, one thing.

Chef Pee Pee: What?

(Bowser Junior turns around, bends over and craps on Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: AAAHHH SH*T, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR JUNIOR?!

Bowser Junior: That's for not taking me to go outside and pee when I was in Chompy's body.

In Jeffy’s pokémon card

(Mario jumps into the lake, and retrieves Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: OH MY GOD! JEFFY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!!

(Mario notices a stab wound in Jeffy’s corpse and upon closer inspection notices a white fabric inside)

Mario: What is that?

(Mario digs through Jeffy’s stab wound and pulls out the white fabric)

Mario: Maybe, I can get this to a laboratory so they can identify who’s DNA this white cloth belongs to.

(Mario walks to his car, puts Jeffy’s corpse in the seat, and drives to a laboratory, where Dr. Finkleshitz works at.)

Mario: Alright I’m here.

(Mario enters the laboratory and finds a lab employee)

Mario: Hey, excuse me sir, have you seen Dr. Finkleshitz?

Lab Employee: Oh, Yes! He’s in that room over there.

Mario: Ok, thank you!

Lab Employee: No problem!

(Mario enters Dr. Finkleshitz lab where he is recording his new episode)

Dr. Finkleshitz: Hello, and welcome! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz! And today we will be discussing about-

(Mario barges in)

Dr. Finkleshitz: AHH! Who are you? Can’t you see I’m about to do another episode here?

Mario: I believe there’s a reschedule for the broadcast day

Mario shoots Dr. Finkleshitz and camera

(Bowser Junior and Cody are watching Dr. Finkleshitz on TV)

Junior: Wait, what’s Mario doing on Finkleshitz show?

(Mario brings in body bag and opens it, revealing Jeffy’s corpse)

At the lab

Mario: Yes, he was all burnt, and stabbed, then I noticed this piece of white fabric and I wonder if you can get who’s DNA is on this DNA Machine.

(Bowser Junior looks down and sees a small tear in his bib)

Junior: Oh, God...

Cody: Junior. What’s wrong?

Junior: Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

(Back at the lab)

Mario: Now I just drop this white fabric into the machine and we will see the DNA results!

(Mario drops the fabric into the machine and it analyzes the DNA)

Mario looks at DNA results

Mario: Hmm, it says: green skin, orange hair, is 9 years old. Wait a minute! I knew junior did it!

(Mario leaves the laboratory with Jeffy’s corpse)

(Mario arrives back to the house)

Mario: (angry) Oh, when I get my hands on Junior...

Bowser Junior: Well, I don’t know what happened on tv.

Cody: What are you talking about? Mario: JUNIOR!!!!!!

Junior and Cody: What the-?

Mario: JUNIOR, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Junior: Um, Mario what’s wrong?

Mario: DON’T TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG, YOU KILLED JEFFY!!!

Junior: WHAT! JEFFY’S DEAD!

Mario: Yes Junior, I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM!

Cody: Junior, what’s he talking about?

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back.

(Mario leaves the living room, then returns with Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: Ok, Junior. Since you didn’t know Jeffy is dead, then how do you explain this?!

(Mario drops Jeffy’s corpse in the couch, and Cody screams in horror)

Cody: HOLY FUCK, JUNIOR!!! YOU MURDERED HIM?!?

Junior: Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Mario: JUNIOR, STOP LYING! WE GOT YOUR DNA!

Junior: Well, even if you got my DNA, you still can’t prove I murdered Jeffy!

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back!

(Mario heads into the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef PeePee?

Chef Peepee: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Well Chef PeePee, if you wanted to catch Junior doing something, what would you use?

Chef PeePee: Let me think. Hmm... Wait! I remember! I still have those security cameras hooked up in the house!

Mario: Alright, Thanks Chef PeePee! Where are they?

Chef PeePee: Oh the films are on the table!

Mario: Ok, Chef PeePee, Thanks!

Chef PeePee: You’re welcome.

(Mario takes the film and heads to the living room)

Mario: Ok, Junior this is enough evidence to prove you killed Jeffy.

Junior: Go ahead, Mario try it!

(Mario inserts the film into the DVD player, and he, Junior, and Cody watch the murder play in front of them.)

(Junior and Jeffy appear inside the camera footage)

Bowser Junior: "YOU DESTROYED IT!"

Jeffy: "Here's your half and here's my half."

(Jeffy hands the one half to Bowser Junior while he glares at him.)

Bowser Junior: "..."

Jeffy: "What?"

Bowser Junior: "Ah screw it!"

(Bowser Junior tackles Jeffy and starts punching him while grabbing his throat.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!”

Bowser Junior: "NO! NOT RIGHT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO THE CARD!"

(He then grabs the scissors from Jeffy and stabs him in the knee with the scissors.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR DRIPPING SAUCE ON THE CARD!"

(He stabs the other knee while Jeffy screams in pain.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR PUTTING TOO MUCH WATER ON THE CARD!"

(Bowser Junior stabs Jeffy's eye which causes him to scream even more pain.)

Jeffy: "AAAAHHHH! MY EYE!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR LIGHTING THE CARD ON FIRE!"

(He cuts Jeffy's ear off which causes even more screaming.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR FEEDING IT TO YOUR DOG!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's arm.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO SHRED THE CARD!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's hand)

Bowser Junior: "AND THIS IS FOR CUTTING THE CARD IN HALF!"

(He quickly slices Jeffy's nose which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Bowser Junior then grabs Jeffy neck against the wall)

Bowser Junior: "So Jeffy, how does it feel to get stabbed? The one you used to cut the card up?"

(Jeffy then begins crying)

Jeffy: "PLEASE JUNIOR! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY FOR CUTTING THE CARD UP! PLEASE SHOW MERCY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT THE CARD UP!"

Bowser Junior: "YOU’RE REALLY THAT SORRY?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU CAUSED ME SO MUCH TORTURE THAT JEFFY FANS WANTED TO SUFFER! YOU PROBABLY WANTED TO PURPOSELY DESTROY THE CARD FOR YOUR OWN SADISTIC TORTUROUS PLEASURES YOU SICK FUCK! I ASKED YOU IF I WANTED THE CARD BUT YOU JUST KEPT ON DESTROYING IT!"

(Bowser Junior then stabs Jeffy's crouch which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "And now, for the grand finale."

(Bowser Junior then pours gas on the stabbed Jeffy. He then lights a fire from a match.)

Jeffy: "JUNIOR! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!"

Bowser Junior: "Too late. Now why don't you rot, IN HELL!"

(Bowser Junior drops the lit match onto Jeffy that causes him to burn to death.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

(When the fire cools down, all that's left is Jeffy's burned corpse. With Bowser Junior flipping him off)

Junior: “Fuck you jeffy!"

(Junior then drags Jeffy's corpse outside and throws it into the lake. Bowser Junior quickly washes himself up to get rid of the blood and cleans up the evidence of the murder, and the camera footage ends.)

Mario and Cody: Oh my god...

Junior: That is not me on there!

Mario: YES, THAT IS YOU JUNIOR!! STOP LYING!

Cody: Sorry to say this Junior, but... IM CALLING THE POLICE!!

Junior: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!

(Junior trys to tackle Cody, but Mario successfully holds him down, and sits on him.)

Junior: UGH, LET GO OF ME!

Mario: Quick Cody! Call the police! Cody: Got It!

(A few minutes later, Brooklyn Guy arrives at the door)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, what seems to be the problem?

Mario: Ok, good! You’re here officer! You see, Junior killed my son!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, really?!

Mario: Yes, I got footage of it, so come in!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok!

(After Brooklyn Guy watches the footage)

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, that was brutal!

Mario: I know!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, Bowser Junior you are under arrest for the murder of Jeffy.

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior tries to strangle Mario for getting him arrested, Brooklyn Guy tasers him)

Brooklyn Guy: ALRIGHT, YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!!!

Junior: UGH, MARIO AND CODY, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING ME IN JAIL! HEY, LET ME GO!

(Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car and drives Junior to jail)

After bowser’s mistake

Mario: Hey Jeffy, can you do me a favor?

Jeffy: What Daddy?

Mario: Since it's Valentine's Day, can you not ruin this for me?

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: Because if you do not annoy me, you'll be a good boy.

Jeffy: (Gasp) really?

Mario: Yeah.

Jeffy: Okay Daddy, I won't bother you for the whole day.

(Jeffy leaves the gaming room)

Mario: (Phew) now I won't have to worry about Jeffy.

(Mario hears the doorbell)

Mario: Oh man, that must be Rosalina.

(Mario heads to the front door and opens it)

Rosalina: Hey Mario.

Mario: Hi babe, it’s Valentine's Day.

Rosalina: Mario, I'm superb to spend Valentine's Day with you.

Mario: Indeed you are, come on in. (Mario and Rosalina sit on the living room couch)

Rosalina: You know Mario, I'm glad that you adopted Jeffy, because of you hadn't, who knows what would've happened to Jeffy.

Mario: Yeah, he would've been killed by his original mom. Oh yeah, I got you something.

(Mario leaves and comes back with a locket that has a photo of Mario and Rosalina)

Rosalina: (Gasp) MARIO THANK YOU! I also got you something.

Mario: What is it?

(Rosalina leaves and comes back with a punching bag that has trigon on it)

Mario: A punching bag of trigon?

Rosalina: Just in case of you feel stressed out.

Mario: Thanks babe.

(Mario and Rosalina hears a doorbell sound)

Mario: I'll get it.

(Mario heads to the front door)

Mario: I wonder who could that be?

(Mario looks through the door hole opens the front door and to his shock, he sees Peach there)

Mario: PEACH!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Anger Mario: Didn’t we leave her on the moon to die?

Peach: I came here to spend Valentine's Day with you again.

Mario: NO, YOU ARE NEVER SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY WITH ME, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Peach: What, why?

Mario: BECAUSE, YOU USED ME FOR MONEY AND YOU DIVORCED ME BECAUSE I WAS BALD! ALSO, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SPOILED BRAT!

Peach: (Gasp) HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME?

(Rosalina appears at the front door)

Rosalina: Hey Mario, what's going o-(Gasp) MARIO, WHO IS THAT!?

Mario: (Sigh) Rosalina, this is my ex-wife Peach and Peach, this is my new girlfriend.

Peach: (Gasp) New girlfriend. Right?

Rosalina: Your ex-wife? So you know her?

Mario: Yes, we were divorced because Peach found out I was bald.

Rosalina: Wait?

(Rosalina turns to Peach)

Rosalina: You divorced him because he was bald?

Peach: Yeah, he was ugly whenever he was bald.

Rosalina: Let me start of by saying THAT'S THE MOST STUPIDEST REASON TO DIVORCE MARIO. I MEAN, IF WE WERE MARRIED AND I FOUND OUT HE WAS BALD, I WOULDN'T DIVORCE HIM, I WOULD JUST LAUGH IT OFF YOU BITCH!

Peach: (Gasp) WHY YOU!

(Peach tackles Rosalina to the ground and beats her up but Rosalina Headbuds her off)

Rosalina: Don't worry Mario, I can handle this.

Mario: But babe, I don't want you getti-

Rosalina: It's fine, I got this.

Mario: You forgot the helping hand.

(Mario and Rosalina get and punches Peach in which she kicks back. The scene transates to Bowser Junior, Joseph, and Cody in Bowesr Junior's room hearing fighting noises)

Bowser Junior: What's all that noise?

Cody: I don't know, let's check it out.

(Bowser Junior, Joseph and Cody go downstairs and into the living room to see Mario Rosalina and Peach fighting)

Joseph: OH MY GOD CATFIGHT!

Bowser Junior: WORLDSTAR!

(Scene transates to Peach and Rosalina still fighting until Peach hits Rosalina with a lamp)

Rosalina: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Scene transates to Mario in shock)

Mario: YOU WON’T WIN SO EASLY!

Joseph: OH my God dude, this is so intense.

Cody: Well, it's boring for me.

(Scene transates back to the fight)

Peach: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I might as well kill you to make Mario depressed.

Rosalina (Weakly): No, please don't.

Mario: NOOOOO!

(Peach pulls out a knife and is about to stab Rosalina but suddenly gets shot)

Peach: AAAAAHHHHH!

(The Brooklyn Guy suddenly appears)

Brooklyn Guy: Stop right there you, you're under arrest for gold digging and attempting murder.

Peach: WHAT THE! WHO CALLED THE COPS!?

(Woody appears in the living room)

Woody: Oh, I did, when I saw you beating up peach, I quickly called the cops.

Mario: (Phew) thanks Woody for calling the cops to arrest Peach.

Woody: You’re welcome partner.

Brooklyn Guy: Well, anyway peach, your coming with me.

Peach: NO, UNHAND ME!

(The Brooklyn Guy does not listen to her and takes her away)

Peach: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OFF ME MARIO! WHEN I GET OUT PRISON, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

(The Brooklyn Guy leaves the house with Peach)

Bowser Junior: Aww, that sucks, I wanted to see more.

Joseph: We can look it up online you know.

Bowser Junior: OH YEAH, LETS DO THAT!

Cody: Whatever.

(Scene transates to Mario with a battered Rosalina)

Mario: Babe, you okay?

Rosalina: (Coughs) yeah, I'm fine.

Mario: Shall we continue our day?

Rosalina: Yeah.

In Jeffy’s tv show

Mario: GRR! THAT'S IT!

Mario picks up a grenade and throws it at them.

Brooklyn Guy: "What the-"

The grenade exploded which kills the Brooklyn Guy, the monkey, Simmons, and Crystal.

Mario: THAT OUTTA TEACH YOU!

Rosalina: MARIO, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL THEM!

Mario: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE DEWY LIED TO US INTO THINKING THAT HE'LL PAY US!

Rosalina: Honestly, that's a good point and where did you get that grenade from?

Mario: From Black Yoshi.

(Ding Dong)

Mario: I'll get it.

Mario heads to the front door and at the front door is Dewy.

Dewy: YOU KILLED OUR CAST INCLUDING OUR EQUIPMENT! NOW MY SHOW HAS RECIEVED NEGATIVE REVIEWS!

Mario: Yep, I did it because you tricked me.

Dewy: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO SUE YOU!

Mario: No you won't.

Mario grabs a chainsaw from nowhere.

Mario: Sue This you ugly bastard.

Mario chainsaw Dewy's head

In Shrek’s crappy wish

Shrek: Well, maybe you’re a true donkey at heart, and you’re bald.

Mario: AAAGGGHHHH!!!

(Mario punches Shrek)

Shrek: OW! DONKEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR SHIT! TIME FOR PAYBACK!

(Mario shoves Shrek’s face into the toilet)

Shrek: THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Mario: SO YOU’RE BEING A HYPOCRITE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SHREK?!

(Mario drags Shrek into the kitchen)

Shrek: Donkey! Please stop!

Mario: NEVER! MY NAME IS NOT DONKEY!

(Mario grabs a bat and starts hitting Shrek in the face with it)

Shrek: DONKEY! STOP! I’M SORRY FOR TURNING YOU INTO A DONKEY AND MAKING YOU EAT MY POOP! PLEASE STOP!

Mario: YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD FORGIVE YOU THAT EASILY! NOW COME HERE!

(Mario drags Shrek outside and throws him into the car)

Shrek: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Mario: You’ll see...

(Mario starts to drive towards a cliff)

Shrek: DONKEY! ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU’LL KILL US BOTH!

Mario: No... Not me.

(When the car gets close to the cliff, Mario pulls over, leaving Shrek to fall off the cliff)

Shrek: DOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!

In Jeffy’s YouTube channel

Hogan paul: What’s up HoeGang guess What I found this morning My hamster died look at him all dead, oh and you know what I do with dead hamsters? This!

Before hogan throws the hamster’s corpse and swings the bat to hit it a loud bang hit the door

Agent venom: FBI OPEN UP!!!

Agent venom crashes in

Agent venom: Drop the bat you sick bastard! We’re bringing you in!

Agent venom shoots the camera

Agent venom: You Get no subscribers nothing!

Hogan: WHAT ARE THOSE?

Agent venom: Simple, Guns

Agent Venom shoots a ball of webbing at hogan.

Then he shoots the cameraman

In bowser Junior gets jinxed

Cody: Come here, Junior- SHIT!

Cuts to sml question but it was glitches to continue bowser junior gets jinxed

Junior: YES! I CAN TALK AGAIN!

Cody: Dammit, Cody!

Junior: (angry) CODY!!!

Cody: (scared) Um, yes, Junior?

(Junior punches Cody)

Cody: OW! WHAT THE HELL!

Junior: That's for jinxing me and making me fail my essay!

(Junior brutally beats up Cody and throws him down the stairs breaking every bone in his body)

Cody: NO! MY ASS! I CAN'T HAVE KEN SHOVED UP MY ANUS!

Junior: Now to get Joseph...

(Junior tracks down Joseph's house)

Joseph: I wonder when my mom is coming home.

(Joseph hears banging on his door)

Joseph: Who is it?

(Joseph opens the door)

Joseph: Hey-

(Junior punches Joseph)

Joseph: OW!

Junior: Hi, Joseph...

Joseph: DUDE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!

Junior: Well, Cody helped...

(Junior beats up Joseph and throws into a car where he gets run over)

Joseph: MY LEG!

Junior: Now to go back to the house..

(Junior returns to the house, but is shocked to see it burned down)

Bowser: NO! MY TV! CHARLEYYY!

Chef Pee Pee: (angry) HEY, SLUT! CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW THIS HAPPENED?!

Junior: Wait a minute... YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SET MY BLANKET TO FIRE, SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Chef Pee Pee: STOP ACCUSSING ME YOU SLUT!

Bowser: Hang on! Chef Pee Pee! Did you burn my son's bed?!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, yes! He wouldn't get out of bed!

(Bowser beats up Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: OW! STOP!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, stop it!

Bowser: Ok!

Brooklyn Guy: So you were the one that set the house on fire?

Junior: Yes

(tomorrow at school)

Jackie Chu: Ok! Class! So apparently, Junior was jinxed yesterday, by Joseph and Cody! So I'm giving Junior another chance at the essay! Also, because Cody jinxed him, Cody will also fail the essay!

Cody: WHAT?!!! NO! MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!

(Joseph and Cody are shown to be in body casts due to Junior's beatings)

Joseph: THAT'S NOT FAIR DUDE!

Jackie Chu: So, Junior! Come read your essay!

(Junior reads his essay)

Jackie Chu: Wow... THAT WAS VERY GOOD! JUNIOR IS GETTING THREE A'S!

Cody: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Jackie Chu: And as a reward, the class will be having pizza, cupcakes, and cookies!

Junior: YES!

Jackie Chu: Except for Joseph, and Cody because they dumb!

Joseph, and Cody: NO!!!

Jackie Chu: Also, all of the class including Junior will laugh at Joseph and Cody for not getting pizza!

(The class laugh at Joseph, and Cody)

Toadette: Assholes!

Joseph: DUDE! STOP LAUGHING AT US!

Cody: DAMN YOU, JUNIOR!

Junior: Actually, guys there is something I want to do!

Joseph and Cody: What is it?

(Junior throws a bowl of green beans at them, covering them in it)

Joseph: DUDE! WHY ARE WE COVERED IN GREEN BEANS!

Junior: HEY, JEFFY LOOK!

(Jeffy turns and looks at Joseph and Cody and is furious to see they are covered in green beans)

Jeffy: Junior could you get the camera for worldstar ready?

(Jeffy jumps on Joseph and Cody and mauls them)

Cody: AAAHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!

In the switch

Bowser Junior: How are we gonna get out of here!?

Chef Pee Pee: You know what? Shut up you little brat! I'm sick and tired of this crap!

Bowser Junior: Aw... I need Thomas.

Chef Pee Pee: Too bad.

Bowser Junior: LET US OUT!! HELP!!

Chef Pee Pee: Gah! Here, I got this!

(Chef Pee Pee kicks and puches the door, but nothing happens)

Bowser Junior: Let me see your hat!

Chef Pee Pee: What? My hat?

Bowser Junior: Just give it to me, poop nose!

Chef Pee Pee: Fine! Here's my hat! I hope you don't ruin it. It paid 30 dollars for that hat.

(Bowser Junior throws Chef Pee Pee's hat at the door)

Chef Pee Pee: Really!? You threw it at the door!?

Bowser Junior: I thought it would work...

Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! You're an idiot, Junior!

Junior: Beat it, big nose!

Chef Pee Pee: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Bowser Junior: No! Please! SOMEONE!! PLEASE HELP!!

(Bowser opens the door)

Bowser: Why do I hear yelling!?

Chef Pee Pee: Bowser, thank god you're here! Junior is a stupid idiot!

Bowser Junior: Shut up! You have a big nose, you're like Ebony Maw!

Chef Pee Pee: I wanna...

Bowser: If you two don't get along, I'm calling the cops! And I'm gonna tell them to put you two in different jail cells!

Chef Pee Pee: But Junior is a spoiled brat!

Bowser Junior: Shut up, Chef Big Nose!

Chef Pee Pee: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!

Bowser: THAT'S IT!! [Meanwhile...]

The Brooklyn Guy: Alright, you are under arrest.

[Meanwhile, The Brooklyn Guy take Bowser Junior to jail]

Bowser Junior: Aw, this is stupid!

Bubbles: Sup!

[Meanwhile, to Chef Pee Pee]

Chef Pee Pee: FREEDOM MOTHERFUCKER!

In bowser Junior’s goldfish

Bowser Junior is about to go to sleep, still remembering about the first fish, thinking that he fish made it to the ocean., also hoping that he's okay. With Junior now sleeping, Charleyyy Junior begins crawling out of the toilet, and going into Junior's room. Junior starts waking up slowly, and he doesn’t see him

Junior: I gotta stop eating candy before bed

Agent venom kills the fish

In Happy Halloween

Chef Pee Pee: Which piece do I want

Mario: CHEF PEE PEE!!!!

Chef Pee Pee: What?

Mario: there was a creepy person that stole our candy

Chef Pee Pee: wait what, it must be not true

Bowser Junior: CHEF PEE PEE!!!

Chef Pee Pee: *facepalm* let me guess, you snuck out and went trick or treating and a clown chased you in the house, and that means? Joseph is dead... am i right?

Bowser Junior and Cody: Yes

Chef Pee Pee: how are we gonna get this situation fixed?

Mario: I got one, it's a secret.

Chef Pee Pee: what?

Mario *black yoshi*

Black Yoshi: okay, so a weird guy stole all of your candy, and clowns try to kill you

Everyone: yes.

Black Yoshi: okay, i'm gonna shoot at them

Black Yoshi: Mario, is that the guy that stole your candy

Mario: yes.

Black Yoshi: here i go.

Black Yoshi: GOT IT, Mario, you owe me 20 dollars as a reward

Mario Okay *gives 20 dollar bill to black yoshi* Thank you black yoshi Black Yoshi: Your welcome, alright Junior, i'm gonna shoot the killer clown

Black Yoshi: Is that the clown that try to kill you?

Cody: yes.

Black Yoshi: here i go.

Goodman: Breaking News, mkay, Black Yoshi shooted Jeff the Killer and the Killer Clown, this year’s halloween is the worst halloween of the decade, but thanks to Black Yoshi, he saved the day, that is all.

Mario: YES! BLACK YOSHI YOU SAVED THE DAY!

Black Yoshi: I know, hmm... I wonder what happened to Luigi

Jeffy: Daddy, Who’s luigi!

Mario: Luigi is my brother, Jeffy

Jeffy: I HAVE AN UNCLE?!!!

Mario *facepalm* No He’s my brother

In the test

Cody (Pissed) "GRR! THATS IT!"

Cody tackles Bowser Junior to the floor and starts beating the crap out of him.

Bowser Junior: "AAAAHHHH! CODY, PLEASE STOP! I'M SORRY!"

Cody: "NO! THIS FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DID TO ME!"

Cody grabs a pencil and stabs Bowser Junior in the eye.

Bowser Junior: "AAAAAHHHH! MY EYE! PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

Cody: "NO AND THIS IS FOR BEING STUPID!"

Cody then stabs Bowser Junior in the neck which kills him instantly.

Jackie Chu (Shocked): "HOLY SHIT! CODY, HOW COULD YOU! ARE YOU INSANE!"

Cody: "YEAH! OH AND ONE MORE THING!”

Cody runs up to Jackie Chu and stabs him in the eyes with two pencils.

Jackie Chu: "AAAAAHHHHH! MY EYES! I CAN’T SEE!"

Cody then stabs Jackie Chu in the neck which kills him instantly.

Cody (Pissed): "FUCK THIS SCHOOL! IM OUT!"

Cody then runs out of the classroom like a maniac. Meanwhile, Bully Bill and Toad see Cody go ballistic and kill Jackie Chu and Bowser Junior.

Toad and Bully Bill: "Damn."

Cody realizes that there are three tests with his name on them after he was daydreaming

Cody (Nervous): "Uhhh, hold on."

Cody takes back the tests and comes back but this time, the two tests have Bowser Junior and Jeffy's name on them.

Cody: "Uh teacher, you’re mistaken. You see, those two tests were actually Junior and Jeffy's tests. They wrote my name by accident because they were thinking about me so they decided to write my name."

Jackie Chu: "Alright, I understand. You can go back to your desk now."

Cody heads back to his desk.

Cody: "Whew, that's a relief. But next time you guys, don't write my name, okay?"

Bowser Junior: "You got it, Cody."

Jeffy: "Yep, it won't happen again."

Jackie Chu then hands everyone a pizza.

Jackie: "Alright class, ret's start eating for passing the test.

Bowser Junior: "YES! PIZZA TIME!"

Junior’s thought bubble

Junior: I'm sorry, Cody...

Jeffy: yeah Cody, we're sorry...

Cody: this is the final straw... *TRIGGERED*

Jackie Chu: HEY! CODY! WHY YOU DO THAT, DON'T ME CALL JUNIOR'S DAD!!!

Cody: *grunts* ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING JOKES!!!

Jackie: THAT'S IT, I CALL JUNIOR'S DAD, ‘CAUSE YOU DUMB!!!!

Cody: What?

Bowser: *grunts* BLUE 42, SET, HIKE

Cody: Junior!

Junior: Oh! What happen? Wait a minute Jeffy, we wrote Cody's name!

Jeffy: Oh shit! Quick! Let's fix it!

Bowser Junior: Alright.

(They fix the mistake and have their names on, Cody comes back)

Cody: So, I'm back, Nothing was WRONG with me.

Bowser Junior: Yup, but I bet we will get and A on our tests.

Cody: Really? You did it?

Bowser Junior: (Whispering) Don't tell the teacher but we copied your test without him noticing. I distracted the teacher.

Jeffy: and I took the test and we copied.

Cody: Oh, okay! I hope you got it right!

(After Grading the tests)

Jackie Chu: Alright, Everyone has passed, you all pass! You all get pizza Party!

Cody: Awesome!

Bowser Junior: HELL YEAH!

Jeffy: YES! HORRAY!

Cody: I have to admit, Junior, I thought you were going to make another mistake again but since you fixed the problem, you have done a good job!

Bowser Junior: Thanks, but where's Joseph? Is he sick? Is he expelled?

Cody: No, I wondered that too but I don't know.

Bowser Junior: Well, this is a fun pizza party!

Cody: Yup

Jeffy: Yup. This is fun!

In Jeffy’s tantrum

Jeffy: YOU SOLD MY FUCKING IPAD.

MARIO: Yes Jeffy and I think that you deserved it

Jeffy: GRRRRR...

(Jeffy leaves the gaming room)

Mario: I wonder where he's going

(Mario then sits on the couch)

Mario: (Sigh) well that was a long day.

(Jeffy comes on screen)

Jeffy: Hey daddy, I got my iPad back.

Mario: What? How?

Jeffy: I found out you sold it at a pawn shop and I used your credit card for this.

Mario: JEFFY, YOU USED MY CREDIT CARD?!

Jeffy: Yes daddy, it was payback.

Mario: JEFFY WHY YO-

(Jeffy kicks Mario in the crotch)

Mario: GAAAHHH!

Jeffy: Don't you ever sell my stuff ever again. Now to download this SpongeBob game on my iPad.

(Jeffy leaves Mario groaning in pain)

Mario: JEFFY WHY YOU!

(Mario kicks Jeffy in the crotch)

Jeffy: GAAHH!

(Jeffy falls to the floor and begins to cry)

Jeffy: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Mario: DON'T YOU EVER SPEND ON ANYTHING WITH MY CERDIT CARD!

(Mario then leaves Jeffy crying)

Jeffy: (squashes mario with the couch and bleeds to death)

(Jeffy sees the sofa guy outside)

Jeffy: hey mister, can i have my ipad back, i'll sell the couch.

Sofa Guy: Sure thing.

(Jeffy gets back the ipad and download the game)

Jeffy: Time to play my game Mario: Let’s act very maturely.

(Hears hard, rapid knocks on the door)

Mario: Who's that?

(Goes to the door and answers)

Mario: Hello?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, I got a call from a kid here that his father kicked him in the crotch?

Mario: Wha-What are you talking about?

(Jeffy walks into the room, sniffling, with Rosalina accompanying him)

Jeffy: Mr. Police Officer Man, my daddy kicked my in the crotch.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Wha-WHAT!!! You bastard!!! Why would you do something like that!?

Mario: Well he deserved it! He kept throwing stuff around the house because he was angry that I wouldn't buy him a stupid game on his stupid iPad!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I don't care! Whether it was punishment or not, it's still child abuse.

Mario: He's a retard!

(Jeffy begins crying)

Mario: I'll give you something to cry about!!

Rosalina: Mario!!! Don't talk to him like that!!

Mario: I'm his daddy now!! So I can talk to him anyway I want to!!

Rosalina: Well, I'm his mother now. So I don't talk to him like that. And unlike you, I can buy the game on the App Store!! Mario: You wouldn't.

Rosalina: Would I?

(BTG turns to Rosalina)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ma'am, is it true what you and the kid are saying?

Rosalina: Yes! Yes it is!!

Mario: WHAT!?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, you bastard. You're coming with me!

Mario: No wait!!! Please no! NO!

(Brooklyn T. Guy takes Mario away to prison)

Jeffy: Have fun in prison, faggot!

Rosalina: Child Beater!!

Mario: What. Did You Just Say?

Mario quickly punches Brooklyn T. Guy in the face.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "OUCH! Did you just punch a cop in the face? You took a lot of guts, and I respect that. You have a good day sir." He then leaves.

Rosalina (Shocked): "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU JUST MAKE HIM LEAVE LIKE THAT?!"

Mario: "Because it was the only way for me to get away with it. Now to teach you a lesson And Nobody CALLS A FAGGOT OR CHILD BEATER TO ME!!!"

Mario tackles Rosalina and starts beating her up.

Rosalina: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Mario: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO GET ME INTO PRISON!"

Mario grabs a wire and starts suffocating her. She tries to pry of the wires but dies.

Jeffy: "MOMMY!"

Mario: "Now for you Jeffy."

Mario grabs Jeffy and punches his face multiple times. Jeffy: "OW OW OW OW! STOP IT DADDY!"

Mario: "LIKE I CARE!"

Mario quickly snaps Jeffy's neck, killing him.

Mario: "Phew, now I don't have to deal with Jeffy anymore."

In bowser Junior’s bad news

Cody: Okay! *see and gasps*

Junior: Cody?

Cody: *excited yell* J-J-J-JUNIOR! WE JUST MAKE A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS, WE ARE RICH AF!!

Junior: WHA? WE MADE A BILLION DOLLAR! WHOOOOOOO! *Junior, Joseph and Cody cheering up loudly*

GwenPool: Knew stealing the money would work

Bowser: JUNIOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?!

Junior: WE JUST MADE A BILLION DOLLAR TO SAVE TOYS R US!

Bowser: Then STOP ALL THE FUCKING SHENANIGANS! HMPH *Leaves*

Junior: Ok, well LET’S GIVE THIS MONEY TO TOYS R US!

Cody: FUCK YEAH!

Chef PeePee: Hmmm, I wonder where Junior is? Oh well, he just be killing him self *chuckles*

Junior: Hey Chef PeePee!

Chef PeePee: What nigga?

Junior: We just gave 1 billion dollars at Toys R Us and-

Chef PeePee: Wait wait wait? Did you said? A BILLION DOLLARS!

Junior: Yeah Chef Pee-

Chef PeePee: HOLY SHIT I’M SO FUCKING RICH GIVE ME THE DAMN MONEY WHERE IT IS! HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!

In the first day of school

Jeffy: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Rosalina: MARIO STOP IT!

(Mario drags Jeffy out of the car and throws him in the trunk)

Mario: That's what you get for cussing at me and the teacher.

(Mario closes the trunk and drives off)

Rosalina: Mario why did you do that!?

Mario: Because he deserved it and for the things he did at school!

Rosalina: (Sigh) Maybe you’re right.

In Jeffy’s homework

Mario: Jeffy look, you take away the eight, it’s four.

Jeffy: NO IT’S NOT!! IT’S FUCKING EIGHT, YOU TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FOUR, SO IT’S NOT FUCKING HERE, THEN YOU HAVE A FOUR, IT’S FUCKING FOUR, DADDY, DON’T MAKES ME BEAT YOUR ASS!

Rosalina: Calm down Jeffy!

Jeffy: NO I WON’T BITCH UNTIL THE ANSWER IS SHITTING EIGHT!

Mario: JEFFY IT’S FOUR!

Jeffy: NO IT’S EIGHT!

(Mario and Jeffy starts arguing and doorbell rings)

Rosalina: Huh? I wonder who is that?

Rosalina: Hello?

Goodman: Good evening! Where is Mario?

Rosalina: He’s right there arguing with his son: Jeffy.

Jeffy: IT’S EIGHT FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME DADDY! YOU’RE THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE EASTER BUNNY!

Mario: I’M NOT!

Goodman: Sir, What is going on?

Mario: THIS RETARDED KID WON’T STOP SAYING THE ASNWER IS FUCKING EIGHT!

Jeffy: *Cries* YOU SAID JEFFY IS RETARDED? *bangs glass table with his head.

Goodman: Alright, but did you do your kid’s homework?

Mario: No I didn’t because he wasn’t cooperating...

Goodman: Will You please come with us

Jeffy: Okay

In Jeffy’s paper shredder

Mario decides to sneak underneath Goodman's car, as Goodman is about to drive away, Mario clings to the underside of the car, and Goodman drives off not knowing Mario is following him.)

Mario: Where is he going?

(Mario sees Goodman stopping at a mansion)

Mario: Hmm.. This must be his mansion.

(After Goodman enters his mansion, Mario sneaks out from underneath the car)

Mario: I wonder what it's like in there...

(Mario enters Goodman's mansion)

Mario: Woah! This looks really fancy!

(Mario hears Goodman coming, and quickly hides under the dinner table)

Goodman: Now, that I've conned Mario, now to check on my prisoner...

Mario: Wait, what prisoner?

(Mario watches Goodman walk to his fireplace, suddenly he hits a button that is on a picture and the fireplace turns into a secret stairway, Goodman proceeds to walk into the secret stairway.)

Mario: I’ll be back for you later

Mario steals his bank account password and all the money from his account wallets and safes he gets the money from him and puts it into the shrink ray to fit in his pocket but he sees a dimensional shuttle

Mario: Could it be?

Mario was looking in the interior and he opens a map of the multiverse

Mario: The way home!

Clicks walkie talkie

Mario: Guys I found something

Tony: What’s the good news?

Mario: I found the way out of this hell I found a dimensional shuttle

Mama Luigi: What’s That?

Mario: It can take to any earth that’s are ticket out of here

Sibella: Why are you here?

Mario: It was just before I got here. My brother, Wife, and I have been going on amazing adventures for years. And things were grand. Except, we've been just about everywhere. Ever the aviator, your mother devised a plan to explore the greatest uncharted territory of all: outer space! Peach had already been all over the earth, and she wanted to give you boys the stars. Luigi thought it was too risky. Especially with you three on the way. So I did the only logical thing: I built the rocket and didn't tell Luigi or anyone. It was meant to be a surprise for Luigi to celebrate your coming. But the princess was always good at sniffing out surprises. Peach found the rocket and decided to go for a little test run in orbit. Neither of us could've predicted that cosmic storm. But we both knew a little pan-galactic precipitation wouldn't stop her. After all, she was princess peach! I tried to talk her through it, but if anyone could make it, it was her! Until that very last bolt. I couldn't keep her safe. The rocket was lost to the inky abyss of space. Before I ran away in thin air I got banished here.

Mama Luigi: That’s deep

Chef Peepee: OH SHI-

Mario: Chef Peepee? Mama Luigi? Tony? Kirby? Woody? Gwen? Johnny? Masane? Ghouls? Luigi? Panty? Stocking? Anyone active?

Mario gets whacked on the head and we fade in with the rebellion tied up

Shrek: [After learning the truth about Mario's true appearance; bitterly] So you're the reason you and Luigi ran away!

Mario: [screams] What? How did you know?

Kirby: We’re all gonna die!

Bowser Junior: You built her a dangerous rocket!

Daisy: Which she stole early!

Brooklyn guy: Then you encouraged her to keep flying in a cosmic storm? You could have called her down! There were too many variables!

Toad: And Mario’s supposed to be have a relationship with peach instead of witchblade! Why Did you replaced her with that redhead

Mario: I had to find someone who gets me!

Shrek: Yeah, right. Good donkey probably got pissed as soon as you put a dent in his money bin last night.

Mama Luigi: Well shit

Jeffy: He may have a point. Even if gifting an experimental rocket to a mother of three was clearly a terrible idea!

Stocking: You want me to kick your ass?!

Mario: This was never a family matter! You aren’t family to me! In fact You will not speak to ME that way! None of you! After everything I do for you, you're all nothing but faggots!

Chef Peepee: Phew, there we go!

Mama Luigi: Gotee!

Rosalina: Take. It. Back.

Mario: Nope

The rebellion vanished in a flash

And so on and On changing the mistakes Mario made as been erased from existence including ghost jeffy

Mario: Wait! I don’t think we should save him

Luigi: What?

Mario: Let’s be honest I don’t wanna be on YouTube anymore I get tortured 24/7 no one acts their actual character my lawyer is a fraud most people said that I’m a jerk that’s not true our channels need to die!

Luigi: I got ads and you don’t

Mario: Yeah I Say we leave our channels behind from this day on WEEEE QUIT!

Mario throws his YouTube badge

Luigi: Are you sure? I was gonna put jeffy in the machine

Mario: I want him gone how about we put it on the ledge

Luigi: Okay

At the ledge

Luigi: If we do this, The subscribers we have will leave

Mario: Good Morning America was right all along Their parents should Keeping Your Children Safe from sml they should focus on something else like... Unikitty or Harvey Street Kids or something

Luigi: Yeah!... Yeah

He uses his vacuum to out Jeffy's ghost inside. They turn on the machine and then Jeffy comes out as the plumbers pushes the machine

Mario: Bye jeffy See You in Hell!

Jeffy: DAAADDYYYYYYYYY!!!

The machine breaks into the vast ocean

Luigi: It’s time to let go

Mario: Let’s Get out of here before we get caught

Mario And Luigi drive far away

Meanwhile

Logan: Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Mario, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around.

[cut to Mario and Luigi in the car high fiving each other running over the voodoo dolls of both of their enemies]

Logan: Mario? Luigi? Jeffy? Guys... Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around come back up, let's go! GUYS!

The rebellion vanishes to present day

Plastic man: Back to business

Blue beetle: They’re coming in!

The SML cast crashes in

Rosalina: Get away from my wife!

Rosalina tases witchblade and she cuts the strings

Mario: We Can’t Let you turn everyone stupid

Jeffy: It’s the last stage for the new season

Mario: You’re killing us over running away

Peach: Two words: No one leaves!

Cody: Take them to foundation prime!

The sml cast throws the rebellion into the portal

Lord Vortech: Welcome to the end of chaos and the beginning of perfection!

Dot: Huh?

Luigi: (Gasps)

Booette: (Gasps)

(The rebellion was looking around in silence)

Mario: STOP! STOP! Somethings not right! (Mario stands up & all of them are shocked) OH MY-..

Luigi: How long have we been in here?

Lord Vortech: 15 Years to be exact

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Mordecai: Dude, I think we're in the future.

Mordecai: (Points at Muscle Man) That you were gonna trick us so you could get the car for yourself!

Muscle Man: Get your hand outta my FACE! (Slaps Mordecai's hand) I never said that! That's what Rigby said!

Rigby: What?!

Muscle Man: That's what The Night Owl told ME!

Rigby: But The Night Owl told me that's what High-Five Ghost said!

High-Five Ghost: I never said that!

Mordecai: Wait a minute, guys. I think The Night Owl tricked us.

Muscle Man: Yeah, I think you're right, bro!

Security Guard: Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exhibit? (Gasps) You're the contestants! (Presses an emergency button & talks on walkie-talkie) Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup imediently!

(Conversation ends & more liquid nitrogen is coming)

Mordecai: That's not good! We gotta get outta here! Muscle Man, can you start that car?

Muscle Man: Yeah. Lets blow this popsicle stand!

Mordecai: GO! GO! GO!

(Mordecai, Rigby & High-Fives get down from the ladders)

Muscle Man: Get to the car! Fives and I could hot wire it!

(Muscle Man slides down the stairs)

Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO!..

(Slides on the car but falls but then gets up & goes into the car)

Security Guard: Stop! Stay where you are!

(Transports close to the car door) Security Guard: Get out of the car! (Bangs on the car door)

Mordecai: Lets go! Lets go!

(Muscle Man hot wires the car. The security guard breaks the car window)

Mordecai: GO! GO!

(Muscle Man drives the car & crashes to the glass)

Security Guard: (Speaking to walkie-talkie) We've got a problem

(Scene goes to The Night Owl's front desk)

Security Guard: Contestants fleeing primese officers in pursuits.

Logan: Don't let them escape.

(Cut scene showing Muscle Man driving the car & Rigby & High-Fives looking behind them)

Security Guard: Stop runners! Return to you're display by once by the order of The Night Owl!

Muscle Man: Night Owl!?

Mordecai: He must've built this museum around the contest.

(Scene of still getting away from the guards)

Benson: I always knew those guys were special.

(Guards zapping them with lasers even the car's mirror)

Muscle Man: We gotta find the time machine!

Mordecai & Rigby: WHAT?

Muscle Man: We're in the future bros! Theres gotta be a time machine!

Mordecai: I don't think-

~ATTENTION, museum patrients, the Time Machine Exhibit will be closing in 5 minutes.~

Muscle Man: WHOOOO!! Eat on that, WRONG-ECAI!!

Rigby: Muscle Man get closer to that Info Booth!

(Rigby Hangs onto High-Five's arm while getting a map from the Info Booth)

Mordecai: How are we gonna find the time previlion?

~Time Pavilion calculating directions~

Rigby: Its still loading!

(The security is still firing guns.)

Muscle Man: Take the wheel!

(Muscle Man gets on top of the car & Mordecai is now driving. They are giving out lasers while Muscle Man took off his shirt and moving it)

Muscle Man: Uggh!

(One laser hit Muscle Man's shirt & turned it into a white figure and he throws it to one of the securities & the other two came on top of the car & Muscle Man was getting one off & High-Fives got the other one off & both of them got back inside the car.)

~download complete. Time machine pevilion in 0.7 miles turn right~

(Mordecai steers to his right)

Rigby: There it is!

(They made it to the entrance) Everyone: YEAH!

Mordecai: We're gonna make it!

(The Night Owl comes right in the middle of there path)

Everyone: AHH!

Rigby: It’s The Night Owl!

Muscle Man: Get out of the way, jerkface! We need to use your time machine!

(The Night Owl beams lasers to them.)

Everyone: AHH!

(While beaming the lasers they tried dodging it.)

(They still go for the time machine, then crack The Night Owl's suit and leave him there)

~Select year of contest~

(Muscle Man throws the item to the Day One button)

~Day One of contest selected~

(They all try to leave at the exit)

The Night Owl: NOOOO!

(Mordecai, Muscle Man, Rigby, and High-Fives finally made to the past/present)

Past Night Owl: Lets see. Awesome idea for a contest. Check. Cool prize for a contest. Check. Enough liquid nitrogen to make sure contest lasts long enough to make me famous. Check.

(The scene is cut to show the sky leading up to the transport they have to come to the past/present while they crash and destroy The Night Owl's billboard and the car as the prize)

The Night Owl: NOOO! My car!

(Mordecai coughs. Muscle Man kicks the car door to get out while the others get out)

The Night Owl: I maxed out my student loans for that car! You're gonna have to pay for that!

(Muscle Man punches him in the face while The Night Owl falls to the ground)

Muscle Man: That's for freezing us on purpose.

(They leave him alone)

The Night Owl: (weakly) uhh.

(Cut scene to Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man & High-Fives)

Mordecai: Man, I'm glad that's over with.

Muscle Man: Yeah, that contest blew launch.

Rigby: Hey, you don't think we'll run into to our past selves, do you?

Mordecai: Nah, you can't exist with yourself in any given moment in time, it doesn't work that way.

Rigby: Oh, okay, I guess that makes sense.

Muscle Man: And if it does work that way, we can always just fight to the death with each of our copies.

(Everyone laughs)

(Their past selves heard what Muscle Man said and are now shocked at their present selves)

Past Mordecai: Uhh.....

Back in Goodman’s mansion

Mario: Ok i think I’m ready, Let’s See What's in there...

(Mario follows Goodman into the stairway, and sees Goodman unlock a rusty door and enter)

Mario: What the-

(Mario is interuppted by the sound of a man screaming and getting whipped)

Unknown Man: OW! STOP IT!

Mario: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Mario looks into the cell, and to his horror discovers Goodman whipping a man that looks exactly like him)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Goodman: Hey, Brother! Guess what happened today!

Mario: Wait, brother?

Goodman: I just conned Mario out of a 350 million dollar lottery ticket!

Unknown Man: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THAT!

Goodman: Yep I have

(Goodman whips the man a final time before leaving, while Mario hides under a desk as Goodman exits the room)

Mario: Who is that?

(Mario enters the cell and heads towards the man)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! NO MORE! I CAN'T SUFFER MUCH MORE!

Mario: Listen, I'm not Goodman. Who are you?

Unknown Man: Wait, who are you? You look familiar...

Mario: Well my name is Mario. Now can you tell me who you are-

Unknown Man: Wait, Mario? Is that really you?

Mario: How did you know my name?

Unknown Man: Remember, I was the officer who came to your house, you called me when you were getting Call of Duty Black Ops II from GameStop, and I helped speedy with his speech impediment!

(Mario suddenly has a flashback of the times Goodman was at his old house)

Mario: GOODMAN?! IS THAT YOU?!

Real Goodman: Yes! I'm the real Goodman!

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Real Goodman: Well, here's what happened...

(Flashback occurs)

Real Goodman: When I was leaving your house one time after helping fix the cable, I was just driving to my mansion...

(Flashback suddenly stops for a moment)

Mario: So Wait? This is your mansion?

Real Goodman: Yes, now let me continue please...

Mario: Ok.

(Flashback continues)

Real Goodman: Anyways, as I was driving to my mansion, a car suddenly T-boned me!

(A car rams into Goodman's car knocking him out)

Real Goodman: After I was knocked out... I woke up in my mansion. At first, I thought it was a dream... But there was a masked man in front of me and I noticed I was chained to the wall!

(The man reveals his face to Goodman, and he looks just like Goodman, but with a scar on one of his eyes, and a black eye on his other eye)

Real Goodman: It was my brother, Badman!

Goodman: Wait, Brother?! What are you doing?! Let me go?!

(Badman slaps Goodman)

Badman: I don't think that's possible Goodman. And don't worry about Mario. I'll take great care of him... Also, GIVE ME THAT!!!

(Badman grabs Goodman and steals his bank account password)

Goodman: HEY! THAT'S MINE!

Badman: And your identity’s next!

(Badman leaves Goodman in the cell screaming)

Goodman: Afterwards, he made a mask to look like me!

(Flashback ends)

Mario: Damn, but what happened to your body, you're all thin, and there scars all over you!

Goodman: Well, he beat me, whipped me, starved me, and bit off my nipples, and played jump rope with them!

Mario: Oh... Well, Don't worry! I'll help you escape!

Goodman: Ok, thanks... but usually when Badman leaves my cell, he always locks the door leading in here, but there is still a way out...

Mario: Where?

Goodman: See those air vents? They lead throughout all the rooms in my mansion. If you can get to Badman, the keys to my chain are in his pocket.

Mario: Ok, I'll be back with the keys!

(Mario opens the air vent and crawls inside)

Goodman: Good Luck, Mario!

(Mario crawls through a passage of air vents, and sees Badman in the kitchen)

Mario: Hmm... Oh! I know how to get the keys!

(Mario exits the vent leading outside of the mansion, and runs to his house and gets some pills out of his medicine cabinet)

Mario: Perfect...

(Mario gets into his car and drives to Goodman's mansion and knocks on the door)

Badman: Who could that be?

(Badman answers the door and finds Mario)

Badman: (pretending to be Goodman): Oh, hey, Mario, how are you doing?

Later

Mario: Now's my chance...

(Mario sneaks the pills into Badman's coffee)

10 minutes later

(Badman drinks the coffee that was drugged by Mario)

Mario: (looks at his phone) YES!

Badman: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Masane told me she is coming over for a date!

Badman: Well, that sounds good, Mario!

(Badman suddenly feels tired)

Badman: Oh, I don't feel so good...

(Badman passes out from the pills, which turn out to be sleeping pills)

Mario: Seem Avengers: ♾ War I rather forget about the ending Now to get the keys!

(Mario heads to Badman and takes the keys to Goodman's chain, then heads into Goodman's cell)

Mario: Goodman! I got the keys!

Goodman: Nice, Mario! How did you get them?

Mario: Oh, I just knocked out Badman with sleeping pills.

Goodman: Clever.

(Mario uses the key to unlock Goodman's chain)

Goodman: Yes! Thank you, Mario!

Mario: You're Welcome! Now let's get you out of here...

(Mario puts Goodman in his car, and drives to his house. Meanwhile, Badman wakes up after the sleeping pills wear off)

Badman: Uhh... What happened?

(Badman notices Mario is gone)

Badman: Mario? Where did you go?

(Badman notices his keys are gone)

Badman: Uh Oh...

(Badman rushes to Goodman's cell and finds that Goodman is gone)

(At Mario's house)

Mario: Ok, here is my current house.

Goodman: Wow! This looks very cool, Mario!

(Goodman notices the secret door)

Goodman: Um, what is in there, Mario?

Mario: One time, Noticed That there dead bodies in there now it’s chef Peepee’s room because we got rid of the corpses

Goodman: Ok.

Mario: Well, Goodman, since you haven't ate in a while, back in the cell, you can just help yourself to all the food I've got.

Goodman: Ok, thanks Mario!

(Goodman enters the kitchen to eat dinner for the first time in months)

Mario: Right now, I've got to make a call...

(Mario talks to someone on the phone and hangs up)

Mario: Ok, they should be here any minute...

(Mario hears a knock at the door)

Mario: Who could that be?

(Mario opens the door)

Mario: Hello-

(Mario is suddenly punched in the face by someone. When Mario looks up, it is Badman)

Badman: WHERE'S GOODMAN?!

Mario: Your Mom’s House

Badman: Not What I had in Mind YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS GOODMAN??!!

Mario: Outside!

Badman: Where?

(Mario runs upstairs)

Badman: (Groans) Hurry up!!!

Mario: Hey, woody?

Woody: What do you want?

Mario: Well, can I borrow that grenade?

Woody: Sure!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the grenade)

Badman: MARIO?! WHERE ARE YOU??!!!

Mario: RIGHT HERE!!

(Badman looks at Mario)

Mario: Cha-Ching On this you ugly bastard!

(Mario takes off the pin and throws the grenade at Badman, and it blows up destroying Badman's Goodman disguise)

Badman: MY IDENTITY!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT MARIO! I'M GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR NIPPLES, JUST LIKE I DID WITH GOODMAN!!!

(Badman rushes upstairs)

Badman: MARIO!! YOU CANT HIDE FOREVER!!!

Mario: HEY, BADMAN!!

(Badman sees Mario at the end of the hallway)

Mario: Die.

(Badman rushes at Mario, but Mario steps out of the way, and Badman falls out the window and lands on the ground, at that moment Masane arrives at the house for her date with Mario)

Masane: (notices Badman) WHO IS THAT?!

Badman: COME HERE!!!

(Badman chases Rosalina into the house but becomes witchblade)

Badman: YOU’RE ALIVE?!

Mario: OH NO!

(Badman tackles Rosalina, and aims a gun at her but she cuts it)

Badman: Aw man that was my lucky gun

Witchblade: Enough tricks! (gets back on her feet and becomes insane) It's go time. (Becomes Ghostblade, and charges) RAAAAAHHHHH!!

Mario: God dammit, we don't have time for-- Oh, who am I kidding? I've been so looking forward to this. (charging) AAAAAAHHHHH!!

(The two jump off the balcony and throws Badman into the kitchen)

Badman: There goes my ulcer!

Mario: GIVE ME THE GUN!!!

Badman: NEVER!!!

(Someone knocks at the door)

Mario: THE DOOR!!!

(Badman shoots Mario in the leg but dodges)

Mario: OW!!! (In a Michael Jackson accent)

Badman: TELL ME WHERE GOODMAN IS??!!!

Goodman: HEY!!!

(Goodman rushes into the room, and tackles Badman)

Badman: LET ME GO!!!

Goodman: NEVER!!!

GwenPool: DON'T WORRY! I'LL STOP HIM!

(GwenPool runs into the game room, and pushes the couch towards the balcony)

GwenPool: HEY!

(Goodman, Badman, and Mario notice GwenPool about to push the couch off the balcony)

GwenPool: HERE COMES THE BOOM!!

Mario: GOODMAN!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

(GwenPool throws the couch off the balcony and Goodman runs out of the way, and the couch crushes Badman)

Mario: GREAT JOB GWEN!!!

(Mario, and Goodman pull the couch off of Badman)

Mario: IS HE DEAD?!

Goodman: (after listening for a heartbeat) No, he isn't dead. He's just knocked out...

Mario shoots badman now he’s dead and I’ll get the door

(Mario rushes to the door and opens it to find Brooklyn Guy, and a force of officers)

(Brooklyn Guy enters the house, and finds the chaos that occured in the house)

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROOM!

Mario: Well, maybe Goodman can tell you what happened...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, hey Goodman do you know what happened?

Goodman: Here, let me tell you...

(After Brooklyn Guy and the cops listen to Goodman's story)

Brooklyn Guy: So the guy knocked out right now is your brother Badman?

Goodman: Yes, that is him...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, well Badman is coming with us.

Simmons: Got it Brooklyn!

(Brooklyn Guy drags the knocked out Badman they thought he is but he’s dead into his police car, and Simmons puts Mario in an ambulance)

Brooklyn Guy: Well, this guy sure is getting the mental hospital until he’s good and new.

(Brooklyn Guy drives Badman to prison, while the ambulance takes Mario to the hospital)

(At the hospital)

Booette: Well, that's a relief!

Bowsette: Wow! GwenPool, I can't believe you stopped a gunman!

Andrey: Yeah, that's pretty cool dude!

Ken: That is awesome!

Brooklyn Guy: Mario! You have a visitor!

(Goodman enters the room, now in Badman's corpse in a suit)

Goodman: Hey Mario! Guess what happened?! After my brother was sent to jail, the cops returned all his money to me!

Mario: Nice!

Goodman: They also sent me the 350 million lottery ticket, but I'm going to give it to you since you won in the first place.

Mario: Thank you, REEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL Goodman!

Goodman: Well, I gotta go refill my job applications.

(Goodman leaves the hospital)

Later

Mario types in the code on the keypad, and pushes the button.

Suddnely, a huge burst of energy comes out of the capsule, and spreads across all of Florida. After that the sky becomes black as blood

Mario: I have the rift, Aw fuck it let’s kill everyone

Mario throws the rift to the floor

Rosalina: What the hell is happening to the channel?

Mario: Well You shouldn’t blame me BUT- You can blame my friends on the other side...

(You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!)

Mario: I just realized something no one’s dying!

Dot: They’re abusing themselves with the Lazarus pit! They’ve got a thousand of them!

Mario: THEY’RE STAYING DEAD THIS TIME!

The ground starts to shake with the ground pieces going up

Mario: Dear diary Vaporizer engaged

Later

The giant dimensional shuttle rises from badman’s mansion and it is about to vaporize the neighborhood

Mario: Okay Logan this is it! I’m tired of everyone’s shit every I believed was a lie and I wasted 15 years in the youtube universe!

Logan: You can’t leave youtube we want you to be a slave in this town I stole every last memory you ever had and we made what you are and what you always must be, the punching bag of this channel because god hates you! You have no meaning in this universe because abusing you is funny! And you’re destined to be made what you are and what you always must be: Ice cubes in my drink of success. NOW GET BACK INTO YOUR GLASS!

And Mama luigi flips everyone off then destroys the shuttle and then it started attacking the town the missiles blow up laugh box tv studios both Doofy the dragon and Charleyyy died in the building

Mario: None of you understood me all you do is screw around, wine about everything and you don’t ever and I mean EVER pay attention! When I first got here I was dazed and confused years later I got tortured every second and I stole Badman’s money before we got into war!

Chef Peepee: Who cares about this shithole anyway? I have Thomas with me!

Bowser junior: CHEF PEEPEE?! What did you do to Thomas?

Chef Peepee: That’s simple bastard! Thomas was also tortured and you made him betray his friends and you called salty ugly I bet he was one of his friends and he hates you and ken is up here with us!

Cody: KEN! First junior now chef pee pee?! My heart just broke in haaaaalf again!

Ken: I’m no homo!

Woody: chew weey boi motherfuckers!

And Starts shooting the army badman sent in with a minigun all the soldiers were paralyzed

Rosalina: Get your ass down here so my parents and I can kill you!

Tony: Too late, you’re all 15 years too late! Mario you ready to escape?

Mario: Yep

And he started to move the dimensional shuttle and mario says 13 in the old machine he encountered since his battle with bowser and this time he shot diddy Kong and then when Rosalina’s parents came it was too late the shuttle went through the machine covered with 17 C4s

Mario: Flash Fact, You’re all off the grid!

And presses the button to detonate the machine and it exploded and then a bunch of red lights flashes all over the land and it turns out Mario’s plan was to blow up the sml universe into molecules and it didn’t work.

Mario: Popeye!

Popeye: Execute order 666

Mario: Well Ok

Red Robin: Satellite coming online now

Ham: Deploy algorithm

Red Robin: Algorithm deployed

Superman: We are approaching targets

Jeffy: What the hell is happening?

The satellites were preparing to fire lasers

Superman: Targets assigned

Mario: Fire When ready

Rosalina: No call off the missiles We’ll do anything!

Popeye: Fire In 3

Mario: Too late

Popeye: 2

Mario: 15 Years too late

Popeye: 1

Mario: Dun dun can’t touch this!

Mario presses the button, The hall of doom explodes, Marco shoots the loan dolphin before he shoots him, Thousands of missiles go kablooey at Hell city killing the monsters there as for Hades he got punch in the face by Hercules (Again) and flies away into the river of death. Souls drown him

Hades: Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! Ooh, ah—

Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there. ￼ Pain: You mean, if he gets outta there.

Panic: If. If‘s still good.

Hades: Taxi! I don't feel so good, I feel a little--

(He disappears)

Deadpool and the punisher break into Mojo Jojo’s volcano shooting him and the rest of the missiles are in the sml universe

Mario: Mario and Luigi the punishing plumbers!

Luigi: You Tell SML our arcanum for Stupid Moron Lame-O That they’ll never that I don't never, ever, ever, never, disgrace us again. No I’m just... kidding

Mario And Luigi: We’ll Tell them ourselves. JINX!

April O’Neil: We have a confirmed hit-

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: EEEEEEVERY-

April: Guys!

Tmnt: Sorry

April: Every target was destroyed

https://youtu.be/0M2OGTsuTPA plays

He hits the dashboard with his prosthetic arm in frustration, but the ghost energy shorts his arm out as well. As Lewis reaches the van, Mario manages to restart it and speed off. Masane wakes up and looks groggily out the back window, but is knocked unconscious by a metal baseball bat. The van speeds through a tunnel, but the truck manages to pass through as well by turning into a ball of spectral fire. Meanwhile, Shiromori's petals land on the road; and Shiromori herself pops up in time to see the two vehicles speeding away. She burrows ahead of them and pops up in front of the van, which hits her. As she clings to the front of the van, she breaks through the windshield and stabs at Mystery with her scissors. Behind them, Lewis uses spectral fire to blow out one of the van's tires. As the van begins to swerve, Shiromori flies off and lands on the road behind it. Lewis runs her over as he passes. The van flies off the road and crashes beside the repair shop owned by Arthur's uncle Lance, who is jolted awake inside. Upon looking out and seeing Lewis's truck, he grabs a shotgun off the wall and cocks it. As Lewis exits the truck and Shiromori pops out of the ground, their backstories are revealed in flashes. In Lewis's story, Arthur sulkily watches his and Vivi's relationship from a distance and (he presumes) pushes him to his death out of jealousy. Shiromori's flashbacks show Mystery in his kitsune form dripping his blood on a white flower, which apparently grows into a white forest. Later, a female warrior in blue meets Mystery in the forest and engages him in combat.

Lewis reaches Mario in the van, who has been knocked unconscious from the crash; while Mystery tries to drag the slowly awakening Vivi to safety as Shiromori draws nearer. Shiromori lunges at Mystery with her scissors, but Witchblade stops her by stabbing her head with the sword. Shiromori suddenly looks at Witchblade and sees a resemblance between her and the female warrior who fought Mystery. Growing enraged, she conjures a pair of shears and lunges at Witchblade. She holds her back with the bat; but Shiromori soon gains the upper hand, knocking the bat from Witchblade’s hands. Mystery, worried about Her, starts to change into his kitsune form. Meanwhile, Mario awakens just as Lewis tosses him in the back of his truck. Mario falls through blackness and lands in a ghostly recreation of the cavern where Lewis died. Mario runs toward the split path they found before; but the Dead Beats block the lower path, forcing Arthur to run along the upper path. He reaches the ledge and stops just short of falling off, but Lewis comes up behind him and dangles him over the ledge. Lewis's face turns into that of his living self.

Mario: Lewis?!

But before Lewis drops him.

Luigi: Get away From him you bastard!

He turns on his vacuum to suck Lewis up and But tried to possess the vacuum but fails and in he goes Spider-Man makes a web hammock to catch Mario

Spider-Man: How’s That for hope?

In the freezing chamber

Dot:	7 Grand Dad? Mario:	No. It's me. Dot:	{Delighted} Mario? You're alive? {Confused} How can that be? Mario:	It doesn't matter; Take us home. Logan:	{Confused} Mario...? {back in form} Mario! I'm a little surprised to see you, {giving the drones above him an angry look} alive... {On the word "alive," the drones lock and lock audibly.} Mario:	{As Masanelooks on with some pride} Give me one good reason why I should tear your ass apart. Logan:	{Backing into a wall, apologetic} Oh, Mario, you gotta understand. The pressures of making a channel viral... Mario:	...Are no longer around. Logan:	Oh, oh, ye - Well, I would, heh, naturally, heh - however, there is one little problem. You see them? {pointing to the horde of drones on the turrets above} They think I'M king. {gho appears with the rest of the rebellion.} Ghostblade:	Well, we don't. Mario is the rightful hero. Mario:	The choice is yours. Either leave or die. Logan:	Does it must it all end in violence? I'd hate to be responsible for the exile. Wouldn't you agree, Mario? Mario:	That's not gonna work. I've put it behind me. Logan:	But what about your faithful subjects? Have they put it behind them? Ghostblade:	Mario, what is he talking about? Logan:	So you haven't told them your little secret. Well, Mario, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for your exile! {Logan’s last line causes the rebellion to start. All are concentrating on Mario.} Mario:	{Steeling himself, then taking a step forward} I am. {Dot approaches her alley.} Dot:	{With much grief} It's not true. Tell me it's not true. Mario:	{Regretfully} It's true. Logan:	You see! He admits it! Murderer! {Lightning crashes behind Logan's head to punctuate the line.} Mario:	No. It was an accident. Logan:	If it weren't for you, You would still be in your universe. It's your fault you’re here; do you deny it? Mario:	No. Logan:	{Severely} Then... you're... guilty. Logan:	No. Luigi and I aren’t supposed to be here. Logan:	Look who’s in trouble again. But this time, Your brother isn't here to save you. And now EVERYONE.. KNOWS... WHY! {Logan has been backing Mario up the length of the freezing chamber room. After his last sentence, Mario slips over the edge and is clinging to the ledge by his feet. Electro strikes below, igniting a fire.} Ghostblade:	Mario! Logan:	Now this looks familiar. Hmm. Where have I seen this before? Let me think. Oh yes, I remember. This is just the way your father looked before he died. {Logan grabs Mario with his claws. He whispers into Mario’s ear.} Logan:	And here's MY little secret: I exiled you both {Mario has a quick memory flash back to that fateful instant. His emotions get shocked.

Mario’s emotions: ALRIGHT LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!!!

In one giant leap he lunges up and pins Logan on his back. He is caught completely by surprise and is understandably very nervous and shaken.} Mario:	NoooooOOOO! ...Murderer! Lotta:	Oh my god! Mario:	Tell them the truth. Logan:	Truth? But truth is in the eye of the behold - llgkkk! {Mario starts to choke Logan.} Logan:	All right. All right. {quietly, venomously} I did it. Mario:	So they can hear you. Logan:	{Grudgingly, but clear} I Exiled the rebellion! {Ghostblade starts towards Pogan, the Marras attack Mario in a wall of teeth. The rebellion join in. We see Batman and Red Robin come in. Red Robin is charging with Batman riding him. Drive are flying everywhere.} Batman:	(Grunts) Red Robin:	'Scuse me. Pardon me. Comin' through. Hot stuff. Whoo! Batman:	Don’t embarrass yourself {Bowling strike as drones fly. Plastic Man whacks a drone off Mario. Camera switch to him; with a battle scream, he joins the fray. As a bit of comic relief, Plastic Manis fighting in kung-fu "B-movie" style, complete with iron fist detail.} Plastic man:	{As he hits various drones} WwwA! Hozah! Hazoww! Yaa! Yah! hhyEEOOWww! {Camera switch to Starfire running to The Batman Who laughs. She beats him up with her starbolts and Fire. Wander spots him. Starfire hover into his vent for safety from the drone.} Wander:	Let me out! Let me out! Starfire:	Let me in! {To the drone, in a demanding accent} Stop! By the order of the princess of tameran {Black Cat appears at the cave's entrance.} Black Cat:	Problem? Turbo:	Hey, who's the scaredy-cat? Black Cat:	Are you talking to me? Starfire:	Yes. They are talking to you. Black Cat:	Are you talking to me?! Starfire:	Haven’t you said it already? Black Cat:	ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!? Starfire:	Now they're in for it. Pumbaa:	They CALL me... MIIISSSS SCARY CAT! AAAAAHHH... {Black Cat charges and drives the drone off.} Starfire:	Flamethrowing Fire From her palms (I got that from Titans it’s not the animated one it’s the DC Universe one) Turbo:	Glitchy Screaming Black Cat:	Take that! And that! {etc.} You digital asswipes! Sylvia:	Take that, you stupid flarping punks! {They start the Arsenio Hall "Ooh, ooh" chant. The scene switches to Mario chasing Logan up to the high point of Pride Rock. Logan runs up to the edge and sees the sheer drop. Mario leaps up to confront him at the cliff-like edge. Logan is very apprehensive, seeing he is cornered and at Mario's mercy.} Mario:	{Quietly, severely} Motherfucker. Logan:	Mario, have mercy. I beg you. How about this we cut the torture and filter Better? Mario:	You don't deserve to live. Logan:	But, Mario, I... {unsure of his tactic} I made you. It's the Drones {regaining composure} who are the real enemy. It was their fault - it was their idea not mine! {The rest of the drone are in the background.} Mario:	Why should I believe you? Everything you put my our head was a lie. Logan:	What are you going to do? You wouldn't kill your own Mentor...? Mario:	No, Logan. I'm not like you. Logan:	{Greatly relieved} Mario, I’d like to thank you How noble you are. I'll make it up to you, I promise. How can I prove myself to you? Tell me anything. Mario:	{Gravely, with deep anger} Run. Run away. And never return. Logan:	Yes. Of course. As you wish... {looking down and seeing a pile of hot coals} ...your Majesty! Mario:	Jumanji Logan:	What?! Mario:	Yeah jumanji Logan:	Let’s get this over with {Logan swipes the coals into Mario’s face. But suddenly the coals becomes dust {There is a fight in slow motion. Both Mario and Logan land heavy blows. Mario gets knocked on his back. Logan leaps through the flames at him. Mario gathers courage and uses Logan’s momentum in a "throw" similar to Ghostblade’s fighting tactics to send him flying over the edge. Scar tumbles to the bottom.

Andrey: This is gonna be a huge carbonite!

The glowing tendrils from the carbonite chamber grab the drones and everyone gets in the chamber swirling around as the scene cuts to the agony screaming of The Marras, Lord dominator with her glitching with and without her armor, venom glitching with Eddie Brock as they were seen in styles of Spider-Man the animated series, Venom I watched it on Christmas night, The spectacular Spider-Man, Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man 2017 So don’t ask, Spider-Man unlimited no I’m not referring to the game I’m referring to the other Spider-Man Cartoon, We travel through, then emerge out of FREDDY'S EYE. We PULL BACK to reveal that Freddy's entire body is pulsing and ripping from within.

Ghost Rider: LET THEM OUT!!!!

The trapped souls begin TEARING THROUGH FREDDY'S BODY; flesh and blood erupting in all directions.

Freddy's sweater stretches and rips apart. Freddy doubles over as his HEAD BULGES. All the tiny bodies inside him surge upwards. A tiny hand smashes through one eye.

Finally, Freddy's head EXPLODES and the freed souls pour out. The force SHATTERS the glass in Ghost Rider’s hands. Ghost Rider straightens up and watches as the souls swoop around her before ZOOMING out the broken window

TTG Raven sends Mario into a portal

Trigon: We just keep bumping into each other Are we?

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Meanwhile, Mario finds himself back at the Rainbow Road to Heaven. He finds Satoru Iwata there again.

Iwata: Hello again, Mario.

Mario: I killed everyone.

Iwata: You have done well... Follow me to Rainbow Road. You can be able to communicate with your friends. Are you ready?

Mario: No, I’m not ready at all. In fact I’ve got lots of more plans!

Iwata: I’m not sure

Mario: This is just a minor setback in a major operation. As soon as I get my ass out of here, The super Mario bros. Will be back in business! I still got that dimensional shuttle away from Lord Vortech! I deserve a second chance

Iwata gives Mario a 1UP

Iwata: Very well I give you a second chance

Mario: I’ll see you when I die and say hi to Michael Jackson for me and Robin Williams

Mario falls back to earth and see his neighborhood deleted

Mario: (He can't believe it. He sees that the channel is terminated) Heh, heh! I'm free. I'm free. Quick, quick, look for any survivors. Find something like if anyone is alive! Try that!

GwenPool: Yes There’s no survivors

Mario: No way!! I'm free! I'm free at last!

Popeye: There’s nothing left to look for

Mario: There’s no SML And There never was never will be

A Carbonite crash lands

Mario: You know what?

The lid to the coffin is SLAMMED SHUT. Then, using a strange four-sided YCEY, Luigi locks the coffin lid tight. The heavy sarcophagus lid is shoved into place and with a loud WHOOSH seals itself airtight. once again, the Head Mumia uses the strange key, locking the sarcophagus lid tight.

Mario: They must to remain sealed inside their carbonite’s sarcophagus, the undead for all of eternity.

The plumber carefully collapses the sides of the key, --turning it into a little puzzle BOX.

Mario: Tell the world to Never allow them to be released. For they would arise a walking virus, a plague upon mankind, an unholy flesh-eating army, with the strength of ages, power over the sands of time, and the glory of invincibility. But I’ll never let that happen this’ll do a nice sculpture

Goodman: Breaking news Mario and Luigi the real punishing plumbers have saved us by killing sml leaving them in carbonite let’s go to Perch

Perch Perkins: What will you do now when Sml is cancelled?

Mario: Me? Yeah. I do have something to share.

Luigi: Bro, didn't you schedule a colonic?

Mario: In fact, I have a miracle to share. It's a miracle you moon-eyed zombies fall for this Shitty moron Lameo. He’s a fake! He’s a lying douchebag! He’s a bigger rip-off than those plush channels that you look at their terrible bullshit when you tell them to stop and they know you can't do a thing about it 'cause you can't tell anyone you ever called it in the first place.

(He chuckles nervously)

Mario: So so I've heard. Look, I, for one am glad those good for nothing punks are gone. Now maybe you can spend your time believing in something that really matters like your content. Their’s more than one plush channel in the internet Stachebros, Crazymariobros, SMG4 I recommend you switch to SMG4 they got better humor

April O’Neil: Well, we're certainly tolerant of all points of view.

Mario And Luigi: Last thing: WE ARE THE REAL PUNISHING PLUMBERRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!

Everyone gasps and cheers

The shuttles take off

https://youtu.be/qXmBZaMjAiU plays

Popeye: It’s time for your next adventure

Mario: Baymax told me to help you out for one last job

Popeye: How exciting

The Teleporter turns on

Popeye: Get me boys in the shuffle

Sonic: What did popeye Say?

Mario: He said You got to go

Tony: Couldn’t work anything out?

Mario: Nah Man It never had

Tony: Alright come on guys let’s tell Mario goodbye I’m gonna miss you

Mario: Gonna miss you too

Tony: *sniffs* Try not to cry, BIG BIRD!

Tony runs to the portal as he sees big bird

Ham: Bye Mario

Mario: Bye Mr. Pig

Ham: I have to admit, It was a nice nickname

Mario: Even for Mr Evil Dr. pork chop

Mama Luigi: Mario thanks for everything have my nickel and don’t lose it ever, Bye

Mario: Bye Duplicate

Cookie Monster: Bye

Mario: Bye Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster: Me going to miss you

Mario: I’m gonna too YOU’RE THE COOKIE PREDATOR MARTIAN MANHUNTER!

Cookie Monster: COOKIES!!!!

Chef Peepee: Oh my god I’m gonna miss you! Any kisses for witchblade if we don’t see each other again?

Mario: Oh not I ain’t dating no psycho get away from me

Chef Peepee: Sorry

Mario: Just Get out the shuttle

Masane: I’m not so sure

Masane turns her hair red and grabs Mario by her tendrils and kisses him as the camera spins

Chef Peepee: Mario and witchblade laying on the kitchen counter F-U-C-K-I-N-G

Mario: UGH No Not the teasing both of you get outta here with that Valentine’s Day shit

Chef Peepee: Oh Bye Mario

Mario: Take cooking class when you find a home!

Luigi approaches and Mario slaps his hand clenching it

Mario: For the bros

Woody: I’ll miss you my favorite deputy

Mario: Been One At the day we met

Woody: So long parter

Mario: Bye

Masane: Say hi to my daughter for me

Mario: What’s her name again?

Masane: Riko...

Mario: Who’d name someone’s daughter Rico?

Masane: It’s short for Rihoko... (Voice breaking) Bye, not gonna cry not gonna cry

Mario kisses Masane in tears

(I’m not referring to Mario because you have to wait until you reach the end)

Mario: Bye Masane

Masane: Bye... Plumber...

Sonic: Bye

Mario: Bye sonic

Popeye: Cheer up chum it’s midnight

Mario: Bye sailor

Hormone monster: Adios Mario

Mario: Bye Maury Just Get out the shuttle

The hormone monster leaves the frame

Mario: Bye I’m gonna miss you

Hormone Monster: Hey Connie! I just rescued Mario with the rebellion!

Hormone Monstress: Maurice You look like you worked your ass off, how about you and I could take a nice bubble baff?

Hormone monster: *Sigh* It’s the last Video in all of existence are you sure you wanna ride this rollercoaster?

Hormone Monstress: Yes Big daddy

Hormone monster: Someone wants a baby!

Mario closes the teleporter and arrived to his true earth in the clouds in stealth then he found the Cartoon Network city

He found his old house he opened the door and took off his overalls hat and shoes, everything was covered in dust and spiderwebs and found his old desk and sits on the chair and the song ends

Mario: [all alone] Finally my peace and quiet restored

Joy and anger Mario: Yeah!

Sadness Mario sobbing

Sadness Mario: Guys these are tears of joy

Joy Mario: Now What?

Anger Mario: We should celebrate

Joy and anger Mario: Because WE JUST KILLED A UNIVERSE! WHOOOOOO!

Sadness Mario: We did it!

Anger Mario: Fuck yeah!

Sadness Mario: You’re the man joy!

Joy Mario: Nah you the man, give me a hive five!

Anger Mario: We’re all men give me a high Five!

Then he goes outside to his shuttle to get his voodoo from the SML universe to demolish before he does he gets his fire flower to burn he touches it and it doesn’t work and he realizes he used up all his powers in the final battle

Mario: Oh yeah I forgot all my powers were used us it was worth the price

Then he hears something

Pen: Now summoning hero.

K.O.: Oof!

Pen: Success.

K.O.: Hey, what's this spooky dump? And where are my friends?

Strike: I am Strike. Howdy, hero -- and tootle loo!

K.O.: What, me?! I-I'm still just a hero in training.

Strike: Yeah, I don't care.

K.O.: (Whimpers)

Mario wraps strike with his whip and cracks his arm

Mario: You didn't think l forgot about you, did you?

As for Strike he X attacks him but Mario grabs a portal gun to make a portal and HE turns into stone

K.O.: Mario! You’re alive!

Mario: So where do you live again?

K.O.: Lakewood plaza turbo

Mario opens a portal to Lakewood plaza turbo

Mario: Good

Mario throws K.O. into the portal

He gets a disintegrating ray gun the shuttle to destroy but before he could he felt a pinch in his pocket he drops the gun and reaches into the pocket and it’s the pebble Rihoko had in his palms

Mario: Oh Witchy, I wished you could stay with me so we can be happy together

He puts it in a container grabs and some voodoo dolls on the cutting board

Mario: We Are here today to bare witness the execution of Mario and Luigi’s rouge’s gallery who’s unspeakable atrocities have horrified the people of this great universe who stands convicted of 5,200 counts of preying innocent I think, 23,000 counts of armed robbery and 37,000,000 Counts of Torment even mine do you have any final words? We’re going one by one

In jeffy accent: I have some, I was acting like a walrus the whole time my raps are trash and I have Tourettes

In Rosalina accent: You killed my parents and I want to see them again

In Badman accent: I hate my life

In Cody accent: Ken and I got a divorce

In Junior accent: I wanna die

In Logan accent weakly: I deleted my social media and I can’t wait for everyone to spit on my grave

In Lord Dominator accent: Hurry up and decapitate me

In kingpin accent: I’m a whale, pig, cow and gutless fatass I feel sorry for the New Yorkers and I wanna die

In everyone else accent: We accept our fate

Mario: Suck It

And Mario slams the blade onto the voodoo dolls slicing their heads in the carbonite but it stood still but inside... they’re decapitated Mario looks at the disintegrating gun

Sadness Mario: What If they don’t die if they’re frozen when we just cut their heads?

Anger Mario: Maybe we should try again

Joy Mario: Aw, why not? One more round won't change our lives.

He grabs the gun

Mario: This is the end folks If you can get out of the way I really need to disintegrate the voodoo dolls the moral of the story is... welp it’s nice knowing you this is your friend worthy plumber saying: Man, I’m killing a 15 year old generation, BUT I’M HAPPY!

Mario fires off a laser of the disintegrating gun at the screen which leaves a transition to the credits

https://youtu.be/rsEne1ZiQrk plays and shows the rest is the makers of Mario’s Revenge

The sml cast will have all the characters

Mario, Bowser Junior, Candy’s father, koopa troopa, The Rat and Waluigi Logan Thirtyarce

Black Yoshi, Doofy the dragon, Felipe, Goodman, Ham, Jackie Chu, Jeffy, Margaret, Mario’s emotions, Mine! Bird, Screwball, Shrek, Simmons, Tanner, Tony the Tiger, Woody Lance thirtyarce

Brooklyn Guy, Bully Bill, Cody, Craig, Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz, Greg, Hansel, Harold Wilfred, Hogan Paul, Iggy, Jackie Twu, Jacques Pierre François, Judy, Ken, King strongbottom, Laqeqeqeaqealefanda, Loan Dolphin, Ludwig, Nancy François, Patrick, Poof (Bubbles), The seeker, Tyreese, Zelda Chris Netherton

Rosalina, Feebee, Toadette, Delilah and Wendy Elaina Keyes

Lovell Staton

Chilly Jimenez

Tito Jimenez

Zeke yoshiman

Luigi, Kirby, And Anthony Miller

With special guest appearances by:

Fred Tatasciore (7 grand dad)

Kevin Conroy Batman (Bruce Wayne) ￼

George newbern Superman (Clark Kent) ￼

Jason Momoa Aquaman (Arthur curry) ￼

Gal gadot Wonder Woman (Diana prince) ￼

Megalyn Echikunwoke Vixen (Mari jiwe McCabe)

Tom Kenny Plastic man (Patrick “Eel” O’brien), Spongebob Squarepants, Doctor octopus, SHS Iron man, Mr. Hal Gibson and the penguin (The batman)

Antony del rio Blue beetle (Jaime Reyes)

Chris O’Donnell Nightwing Chibi

Kari waligren Starfire Chibi

Troy Baker Red Robin (Tim Drake)

Amy Acker Huntress (Helena Wayne)

The Creeper (Jack Ryder)

Nick Turturro Deadman (Boston Brand)

The hormone monster

The shame wizard

Ghost rider (Johnny blaze)

Maina (Andi Benton)

Matt Lanter Agent Venom (Flash Thompson)

Annapantsu GwenPool (Gwen Poole)

Real Link

Real Zelda

Real Pac-Man

Real Baymax

Real Pikachu

Real Ash Ketchum

Macstar Elsa Frankenteen ￼ Pictured are Boris Karloff's groundbreaking performance, Christopher Lee, Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein, Tom Noonan in Monster Squad, Robert DeNiro’s Frankenstein, and finally Kevin James’ frank in Hotel Transylvania, Frankie Stein, Franken berry, Van helsing Frankenstein Jr, Frankencelery (VeggieTales), Eva (Igor), Phil (Toonsylvania), Sparky (Frankenweenie), Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas), Frankie (Groovie Goolies) Doctor Who, Marvel’s Frankenstein, I, Frankenstein and Victor Frankenstein (2015)

Phantasma ￼ But with Casper, The ghost king (Lord Of the rings), Marvel’s ghost (Iron man armored adventures and Ant-Man and the wasp), Danny phantom, beetlejuice, Mufasa, gboo berry, booette and witchblade, We See then levitating

Sibella ￼ I got the other slide from Instagram on safari ￼ Pictured: 1922: percent Nosferatu, 1931: Bela Lugosi, 1958: Christopher Lee, 1987: The Lost Boys, 1992: Gary Oldman, 2008: Twilight, the big monster face vampire is from the Strain (2014), the fourth vampire picture has 1972: Blacula, 1992: Same thing as Christopher lee, 1995: vampire in Brooklyn 1996: From dusk till dawn, 2002: Blade II, 2008: Eli from Let The Right One In and 2014: Dracula untold As for Dracula’s bloodline in my imagination it has Princess miyu, Marceline, normak (Blade II), Count chocula, Dracula dead and loving it, Hotel Transylvania, Dracula untold, Bill Paxton (Near Dark), Billy and Mandy, Draculaura, vampirella, Vampire Batman, Count Bloodcount, Mina and the count, vampirina, Dio Brando, Dracula 2000 and mavis the camera goes down to the bottom and back up back to count duckula and we see sibella In Her bubble with the text saying her name and actress’s and 5 seconds later her eyes are at the camera when the pupils started to glow green and turns into hearts and the eyebrows go low and jumps towards the camera

Pastel-Demon Winnie the werewolf ￼ Pictured: The Wolf Man, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, An American Werewolf in London, Teen Wolf, Dog Soldiers, and the Wolf Man remake Michael Jackson’s thriller, Oliver Reed Wolf Man, Monster Squad, The Howling, Trick ‘r Treat, The Company of Wolves, Hotel Transylvania, Lupin, Underworld (2003), Teen Wolf The Series, An American Werewolf In Paris, Fruit brute, Clawdeen wolf, the wereshark from hungry shark evolution, the nightmare before Christmas, ginger snaps, bad moon, Marvel’s man-wolf, Warwolf Which was basically from Marvel Future Fight and wolfcop and we see them howling in front of the full moon with different howls and fruit brute howls “FRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!” As for Wayne he burps to rhythm to the howl

Theawkwardkat Tanis ￼ Pictured are: Boris Karloff's Mummy, Monster Squad mummy, the Mummy ‘99, Bubba Ho-Tep, Hotel Transylvania, and the Tom Cruise remake of the mummy (I don’t know if there’s anything dark universe related happening)

Iwill shinobi Marco Diaz

Jaime Marchi Witchblade (Masane Amaha), Panty Anarchy, Junko enoshima and Pipimi

Sr Pelo Includes Mokey mouse dancing with Jesus Christ and Santa Claus

Tara Strong TTG Raven / Lady Legasus / Mega Legasus Chibi

Trigon

Crispin Freeman Showing the symbol of electro

Robert Englund Freddy Krueger, The Riddler, The Ringmaster, Dormammu, The vulture and Scarecrow in Freddy Krueger’s glove blades

Alan Rachins Norman Osborn

Steve Blum Green Goblin, Chameleon, Green Lantern,

Keith David Spawn, Black Panther, Dr. Facilier, Tombstone, Nick Fury and blacula

Pennywise ￼

Venom Ben disken ￼ With the spectacular Spider-Man version between the 1993 version and the movie version without symbol

Kane Hodder ￼

Clancy brown Mr krabs, Otto, Rhino, Ox, Lex Luthor and red hulk

John DiMaggio Hammerhead, Sandman, Jake the dog, Bender and the Scotsman (Samurai Jack, just reminding)

Peter MacNicol Dr Octopus (Otto Octavius)

Dee Bradley Baker The lizard

Jeff Bennett Shocker, Johnny bravo, BTBATB joker, Catman, Blue falcon and raj

Eric Lopez Molten man (Mark Allan)

Thom Adcox-Hernandez Tinkerer

Xander Berkeley Mysterio

Nikki Cox Silver sable (Silver Manfredi)

Mark Hamill Silvermane

Eric vesbit Kraven The Hunter

Bill fagerbakke Hydro man, Patrick Star

Real Link

Real Zelda

Real Pac-Man

Real Baymax

Real Pikachu

Real Ash Ketchum

Gwenpool (Gwen Poole)

Tara strong TTG Raven / Lady Legasus / Mega Legasus

Alice angel

The Batman who laughs

Bowsette

Booette

Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius)

Hammerhead (Joseph Lorenzini)

Tombstone (L. Thomson Lincoln)

Mysterio (Quentin Beck)

Silvermane (Silvio Manfredi)

Kraven the Hunter (Sergei Kravenoff)

Chameleon (Dmitri Smerdyakov)

Hydro-Man (Morris Bench)

The lizard (Curt Conners)

Tinkerer (Phineas Mason)

Ox (Raymond Bloch)

Calypso

kingpin (Wilson Fisk)

Pennywise

Ashley and red

Giffany

Turbo (Wreck it Ralph)

CLU

Master Control Program

Lewis (Mystery skulls animated)

Lord Vortech

You can put the actors’ names in if you want

After the credits We see Mario Mario is seen a ledge sitting gazing at the ocean and grabs a gumball he chews and suddenly he hears screaming from his enemies his eye looked left and right but shrugged and he chews harder to make the pain worse he blows a bubble which reveals the bad guys he fought and they are all corpses and the bubble pops

Then Mario is seen a ledge sitting gazing at the ocean and grabs a gumball he chews and suddenly he hears screaming from his enemies his eye looked left and right but shrugged and he chews harder to make their pain worse he blows a bubble which reveals the bad guys he fought and they are all corpses and the bubble pops

Transition: Bubble gum pop

Post credits scene

Logan: Hey Guys This is Logan Thank you so much for watching Mario’s Revenge we worked so hard on it so the reason why this is the series finale of my channel is that, I think this is it When I said we’re not gonna making videos anymore it’s not a joke it’s been a blast I’ve been loving to make YouTube my job for 15 years but I Now realized we shouldn’t torture beloved characters it’s never okay to ruin a franchise so it’s time to move on, I’m sorry for for lying to you after all these years ruining the characters and being a fraud Thanks for everything stay subscribed if you want to support my legacy and the complete series of the channel is coming on dvd January 2023 no filler no episodes you hate only the good stuff it will have everything with it especially the soundtracks and we’re making a music soundtrack of the whole channel it’ll have every song from every video in chronologic order and last every video is like an episode because we made it 22 minutes and it’s going to be on dvd Blu-ray and digital I’m gonna miss you never forget to be number one

Logan snaps his fingers and puts his camera down sideways and we see the sml crew wrapping up

Logan: Well That’s it everyone that’s a wrap!

Lovell: Sweet we’re done?

Logan: Yeah bitches

Chilly: All right!

Lance: Whoo fucking last one man!

Logan: Love you guys

Chilly: All for you thank god it’s over

Laughs

This is the part when you cheer for Logan never coming back to YouTube he’s retiring from all social media because he’s married to Chilly and had a baby while filming the post credits scene

The last songs from the album play songs like these: https://youtu.be/oLeROuCMwj8 https://youtu.be/4qPOWeA-L5I https://youtu.be/w5iZjXAWnKU https://youtu.be/5lHz84sojf8 https://youtu.be/nHzHK_GFt-U https://youtu.be/iprdIKpUtzM https://youtu.be/OeNoGVmhKzs https://youtu.be/JRWCALNJpFo https://youtu.be/_VIAObwgHu0 https://youtu.be/uh_VSWpZ2NY https://youtu.be/JRWCALNJpFo https://youtu.be/bVlAKFha-pk https://youtu.be/k0doW2E-7rQ https://youtu.be/7RFh3KyUm2I And https://youtu.be/1nIctUQ2hzs

After the credits

Meanwhile in the star vs the forces of evil metaverse:

Elizabeth: Luna Ellice butterfly! You’re under arre- Oops wrong reality

Elizabeth Butterfly opens a portal to the citadel of starco but everyone’s gone

Elizabeth: Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Cressie, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, never fuck around. Aurora? Cressie? Ella? Guys... Guys?

She Checks every HQ But everyone in the star vs the forces of evil metaverse is gone especially the blood moon

Elizabeth: WHERE IS THE BLOOD MOON?!?

The shame wizard: The explosion sent everyone from other universes back to where they belong Just face it There never was a starco citadel

Elizabeth: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A portal opens to reveal Star butterfly

Star: Lizzie! You’re alive!

Elizabeth: The citadel was packed with all the starco kids from all over the multiverse!

Star: What’s a starco? Oh well it’s nothing

Star picks up Elizabeth

Elizabeth: Be seriously, don't fuck around! Stop playing hide and seek, let's go Dammit! GUYS!

Star: Alright let’s get you home

Elizabeth: Wait! No, wait! Wait [Echoing]

Star’s portal closes, All The svtfoe kids come out and searched but doesn’t find her and they shrugged

Aurora: From now on everybody’s welcome

Eventually

Luna (Moon shaped cheeked) was reading a book and then a portal opens

Marco: Honey I’m home

Luna: What’s for dinner?

Marco: Roman noodles

Luna: Kay

Marco: Gonna be a long time before I make nachos again

Screen fades to black

Marco: End (Reference To cow and chicken)

We cut to the abandoned Cartoon Network city again for one last word from Mario

Mario: You’re still here? The show’s over just go There’s no future for sml I believe it’s time to call the curtains

Mario whistles

Mario: Shut it down boys!

The drapes cover the screen as the logos scroll up I’ve been seeing sml videos saying it’s owned by Sony so I think Sony’s gonna buy sml in my opinion

Mario: What do you say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of something but me. I got nothing. I'm here with nothing. Anybody listening? It's like I'm What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what? Hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

Writer’s note: Thank you for reading this fanfiction it took me forever to write

And now for a sneak peek at Super Mario Odyssey: Into The Super-Verse Click or tap here

The sneak peek doesn’t happen in Mario’s Revenge it happened before it