User blog:Tyler730/Top 5 Worst/Best SML Videos of 2014

I'm back with another countdown. I will discuss the worst videos of 2014. As well as the best videos of 2014. Remember this is only my opinion so if there's something you disagree with, just know that it's only my personal opinion. Let's get started!

Worst

 * #5 The Koopa Kids!: This video is really bad. The beginning is just some filler with Bowser talking with Sheila on the phone. Then some more filler with introducing the six (yeah there's six in this video) koopa kids. Later, Sheila tries to sexually assault Chef Pee Pee and the Koopa Kids make a huge mess! Fun fact: There was actually going to be a part two of this video but Logan couldn't film at his mom's house anymore. That's why he made the absolutely better remake videos in 2016 instead of the sequel. Honestly, thank goodness.


 * #4 Shrek's Crappy Wish: After all the terrible Bowser Junior videos, we finally get a Shrek video! What's so bad about it? It's Shrek! Well, this video is...special. Yeah this is probably the nastiest video ever. Even grosser than "The Splinter" from SpongeBob SquarePants. The crap is fake, I know. However, it looks so darn real that I want to vomit. Even if you take away the gross-out, this video is still bad. This is probably the first ever Mario's Torture Video (Yeah Torture Porn sounds incredibly stupid and wrong). While Mario's a donkey, Shrek rides him, makes him give him $100 to buy cheesecake, and worst of all he makes him drink the diarrhea. And it turns out, Mario didn't need to drink it. Shrek only made him do it as payback for not giving him toilet paper. Moving on!


 * #3 Bowser Junior's 6th Birthday: This has to be the most disturbing video ever! This video is everything wrong. Well for starters, Bowser doesn't even remember his son's birthday. Yeah some father you are. Second, he makes Chef Pee Ped do all of the decorations for Junior's birthday while he watches Charleyyy and Friends. Also when Cody and his parents come over, Junior is a prick towards Cody's mom, while Cody's mom thinks it's a compliment. Then Joseph comes and brings Screwball with him. Screwball has an unfunny gag where he asks the kids to pull out a snake balloon that's between his legs. Also let's talk about the elephant in the room, THAT CAKE! Yeah Bowser's perverted mom makes a penis cake for a six-year-old's birthday party. Also Dinosaur Junior returns and Chef Pee Pee gets whacked. This is an awful video.


 * #2 Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 1: The most infamous video of 2014 is only #2. This video is bad because the majority of it is Bowser and Bowser Junior making Chef Pee Pee's life a living hell. After that, Chef Pee Pee finally snaps and quits his job (good job Chef Pee Pee!). The scenes with Craig the Devil were meh in my opinion. Finally Officer Goodman finds Chef Pee Pee and touches him in various spots. He then requests Chef Pee Pee to become a police officer. So in the end, the majority of the video was horrendous and the Craig scenes were meh. But there's one worse.


 * #1 Chef Pee Pee's Lottery Ticket: Many people tie this and Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 1 as the worst 2014 video. Two examples being Dafawfulizer and The Time Project. However, I call this video worse than Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 1. Chef Pee Pee suffers a major loss in the end, while in the other video he sorta wins in the end. Also, Bowser became such a prick where he became one of my all time least favorite SML characters. He purposely makes a mess so Chef Pee Pee will clean it up. There is one good part, and that is Chef Pee Pee's speech. Every word he says matches perfectly. It was so SATISFYING seeing Chef Pee Pee get back at Bowser, Toad, and Bowser Junior after all these days of torment. So you're asking me, why is this the worst video of 2014? Because it ends horribly! The lottery ticket is outdated and Bowser makes Chef Pee Pee do more work than usual. So there's loads of torture and a shit plot twist. This is the worst 2014 SML video.

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