Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-27142606-20170630205954/@comment-29337271-20170630225416

The Shrimpo War!

Woody gets back to the house after collecting Shrimpos, saying that he's getting real tired of that hobby. He then gets a call from the 'King of the Shrimpos' saying that him eating Shrimpos is cannibalism and that if he keeps doing that, he'll declare war on him and the Mario Family. Woody hangs up thinking it's a 'load of bonkers' and goes to have Shrimpos for dinner, but then he gets a knock on the door. He answers and it's an alive Shrimpo with a horn. He blows it and an army of armed shrimpos march towards the house. Woody runs to his weapon shack and brings out machine guns and shoots down the approaching Shrimpo Army. After all the Shrimpos have been shot down. The  King of the Shrimpos teleports in the middle of the devastation and exclaims that it's his turn. He then activates a force field around him and attempts to blast Woody with magic but he escapes into the house. He proceeds to whip out his ultimate gun 'The Colossus'. He uses it to fire a laser at the Shrimpo King, going through the force field and killing him. Woody then realises that he has to clean up the mess he made. Mario asks what all the noise is and his shocked at all the blasted shrimpos all over the place. Woody tries to explain that Shrimpos attacked and Mario proceeds to beat him but is distracted by the crown that the King had on. He is reminded of Peach and erupts into anger until his head explodes. Woody cries at Mario's death, and goes to clean the mess up.