Jeffy

Jeffy Jeffy (or shortly Jeffy ) is an main character from SuperMarioLogan, but rarely he is an antagonist, he is portrayed by Lance, Jeffy is an highly stupid kid who has a tendency to keep putting stuff in his nose, mainly pencils. He is reluctantly looked after by Mario and Rosalina, whom he refers to as "Daddy" and "Mommy," although neither of them have legally adopted him. It is unknown what year he was born or how old he is.

Personality
Jeffy is flat-out retarded, outranking Tony on the List of character attribute rankings. He spanks his diaper (despite some fans mistakenly think he masturbates because the movements are similar to masturbation), which strangely happens to be outside his pants. When he is called a "bad boy," he tends to throw a tantrum by throwing his head onto any surface, but  calms down when he is called a "good boy." His parents delivered him to Mario possibly because they were too annoyed by his stupidity, and did not want to deal with him any further. Junior  and  Joseph  think he's awesome after surviving a game of Russian Roulette once and  Rosalina  is more loving and caring towards him. Rosalina also acts like a motherly figure to Jeffy.

Jeffy, however, has been shown to act smart, but in a dumb way at times, such as in "Jeffy's Homework!" when he reasoned that 8-4=8,, since they are taking 4 out of the equation, even going on a profanity-laced rant. Later, in "Jeffy's Bedtime!", he called the nameless tall character in Green Eggs and Ham a liar, since the character claimed he liked the green eggs and ham, but the illustration clearly shows he didn't eat the ham at all. He used to live at 7 Jeffy  before being dropped off at  Mario 's door. Jeffy also tends to poop his pants a lot. He has also shown a bratty side, as seen in "Jeffy's Bedtime!", where he demands that Mario and Rosalina make him green eggs and ham, and in "Jeffy Gets Potty Trained!", when he demands that Rosalina give him marshmallows instead of peas, also in "The Hitman!", where he refuses to eat his nuggets because they didnt gave him 20 toys and throws them away.

Likes

 * Pooping in his pants
 * Marshmallows
 * Playing his Cat Piano
 * Rosalina
 * Fun
 * Putting things in his nose
 * Toys
 * Prank Calls
 * Saying "F*ggot"
 * Calling the Police
 * Mario
 * Pencils
 * Froot Loops
 * Chuck E. Cheese (who Jeffy thinks is Mickey Mouse in Jeffy's Birthday!)
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Spanking his diaper
 * Feebee
 * The Bunny Do
 * Giraffes (who Jeffy calls "Gidaraffes"
 * Mashed potatoes
 * Throwing his Cup
 * Halloween candy
 * Board Games
 * Chocolate cake

Dislikes

 * Green Beans
 * Peas
 * Toilets, mainly when they're flushed (this frightens Jeffy)
 * Being called a "bad boy" or a "bad Jeffy"
 * Spankings (Rape)
 * Gummies (in Mario The Babysitter "BLOOPERS"
 * Animals
 * Bees
 * The Ticket Blaster (in Jeffy's Birthday!)
 * Mario (Sometimes)
 * The Bunny Do song stopping
 * Black Yoshi
 * Jeff The Killer ("hippopotamus")
 * Scary Ostriches
 * Lollipops
 * A million dollars
 * Pieces of gum
 * Gummy worms
 * Gumballs
 * Getting the flu

Sick Jeffy
Sick Jeffy or rather influenza Jeffy is a version of Jeffy that has Influenza and it takes way greater effect than it would with other characters such as Mario.

Mario
Mario is Jeffy's Guardian. Mario hates Jeffy while Jeffy likes Mario. Jeffy usually calls Mario "Daddy", even though Mario is not Jeffy's birth nor adopted father and keeps telling him he's not. Mario is incredibly unhappy that Jeffy was dropped off at his apartment door and loathes the fact he has custody of the little brat. Mario gets frustrated with Jeffy in nearly every video they appear in together. Most of the time however, it seems that Jeffy annoys Mario not on purpose. Mario has tried multiple times to get rid of Jeffy, but Jeffy ends up coming back after, or in the case of Where's Jeffy?, Mario goes back to get Jeffy because he had Rosalina's necklace. In  Bowser Junior's Nerf War!, Mario makes a small cameo appearance right at the end and attacks Jeffy with a Nerf Gun. Because of his overwhelming stupidity (or possible retardation), Jeffy gets Mario into trouble way too much to be considered funny.

Although Mario gets annoyed with Jeffy most of the time, he has been shown to care about Jeffy, as shown in Jeffy's Mistake! when Black Yoshi is about to kill Jeffy the first time. In Rosalina's Parents!, Mario freaks out upon seeing Jeffy gets abducted by aliens. It's possible Mario might only care just so Rosalina won't break up with him.

Chef Pee Pee
Jeffy seems to like Chef Pee Pee. Chef Pee Pee however does not seem to have patience for Jeffy, just like Mario. Chef Pee Pee was annoyed with Jeffy when Mario and him were trying to get Jeffy to eat his green beans. Chef Pee Pee also seemed upset when Jeffy ruined the pencil cake Chef Pee Pee made for him in Jeffy's Birthday!.

Rosalina
Jeffy and Rosalina seem to get along well. Jeffy usually calls Rosalina "Mommy" just like how he calls Mario "Daddy." In Jeffy Gets Potty Trained! though, it was shown at multiple points that Rosalina is finally starting to lose patience with Jeffy, becoming almost as frustrated with him as Mario as Jeffy refused to eat his peas, demanding marshmallows instead.

Brooklyn T. Guy
In Mario The Babysitter!, Brooklyn T. Guy (as a cop) doesn't seem to mind Jeffy. However in the third episode of  Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Brooklyn T. Guy is shown to get annoyed with Jeffy's behavior. Also Jeffy's The Dog/Kid for the family.

Bowser Junior
Bowser Junior thinks Jeffy is awesome for surviving Russian Roulette in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3. Jeffy also seems to like Bowser Junior. However, Jeffy did get upset at Bowser Junior when he knocked over the Lets Go Fishin' Board.

Joseph
Like Junior, Joseph thinks Jeffy is awesome for surviving Russian Roulette.

Cody
Jeffy seems to like Cody, but Cody doesn't seem to like Jeffy.When Jeffy smacked his diaper in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3, Cody seemed to like that and did it to himself. Cody however did seem to get annoyed with Jeffy as the video progressed. In Jeffy's Birthday!, Cody seems neutral with Jeffy and isn't shown to be annoyed with Jeffy.

Jeffy's Mom
Jeffy and his mom appear to most likely have a bad relationship, as his mom didn't want him around due to being annoyed by his sheer stupidity, which was why she dropped him off at Mario's apartment.

Jeffy's Dad
Not much is known about Jeffy's relationship with his dad, though it can be assumed that he was annoyed by Jeffy's stupidity, possibly causing Jeffy to be abandoned and left at Mario's residence. He is mentioned in in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3.

Feebee
In Jeffy's Sister!, it was revealed that Jeffy has a sister named Feebee. Jeffy and Feebee are very similar in character, with nearly the exact same traits. They can even communicate to each other through diaper patting, somehow. However, because she has, so far, only appeared in Jeffy's dream, some speculate that, because she was not dropped off along with Jeffy, Feebee is actually dead (or possibly never existed in the first place)

Reception
Jeffy is hated by many people like a reaction person called GameCubeDude300. People truly criticize the fact that he tortures Mario in some videos. People have even suggested that Jeffy should go back with his real parents in a future SML video, getting rid of him permanently (a few have gone even far as to suggest killing him off).

Despite the character's negative reception received so far, other fans have argued that Jeffy's negative reception is mostly due to Jeffy's Bad Word!, in particular, which has gone on to become of the most infamous and controversial SML Movies to date. They essentially argue that ever since the release of this controversial episode, that they automatically reject any episode that has Jeffy in it at all: for example, many fans point out that Jeffy haters complained about Rosalina's Parents! for having Jeffy in it, despite the fact that Jeffy only had about one minute of screen time and was not even the main focus of the episode. Many SML fans have also hated Jeffy from Locked Out.

Quotes

 * "My name is Jeffy. See? It says it on my shirt, Jeff-y."
 * "Wanna see my pencil?"
 * "Uh! Uh! Uh!"
 * "Someone pooped my pants."
 * "See my pencil? It can go up my nose."
 * "(Cries) I'm a bad boy?! (Bonks head on the nearest object)"
 * "I'm a bad boy?!"
 * "Why?"
 * "I want that for my nose! I got an extra hole!"
 * "Coloring book?"
 * "Hey. I'm a mummy."
 * "Where my pencil at? I lost my pencil!"
 * "Hey, I found my pencil."
 * "Hey! I lost my crayon! Has anyone seen my crayon? It's yellow."
 * "Yeah, so it won't get dirty!"
 * "It's starting to itch."
 * "(Cries) You said Jeffy being a bad boy?!"
 * "Feed me, I'm a Giraffe! Ah! (Pats his Mouth, Gummy right here!"
 * "My diaper's still clen/"
 * "Daddy come wipe me."
 * "I don't like green beans!!!!"
 * "My pencil broke off in my brain!"
 * "It won't fit!!!"
 * "Bawk Bawk."
 * "I love animals! My favorite animal is a carrot!"
 * "Where the f**k did you get that from? Because 4 is taken away so it's 8!"
 * "So it has another 4 when it does NOT exist somewhere within it!"
 * "Two 4s do love each other and make a baby 4! But this one is gone away! It's taken away from this thing, see? Look, you cover it up!"
 * "No, it's not! Where the f**k did it go? Where did it come back that fast?"
 * "No, it's not. The 4 looks nothing like a 2! What, did they adopted?
 * "I pulled it out of my ass."
 * "F**K THIS HELMET! F**K THIS PENCIL! AND F**K THIS DIAPER! I WANNA F**KING KNOW WHERE THAT FOUR WENT! TO COME BACK THAT F**KING FAST TO BE MAKING ANOTHER EIGHT! ITS EIGHT MINUS FOUR! YOU TAKE THE FOUR AWAY, IT'S F**KING EIGHT! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, F**K EISENHOWER, AND F**K OTHER THOSE PEOPLE, I-ITS F**KING EIGHT! TAKE THE FOUR AWAY FROM IT! TAKE THE FOUR OUT OF THE F**KING CARD! PUT AN EIGHT DOWN HERE IN THE SPACE IT'S AN EIGHT!﻿"
 * "Fwog."
 * "Daddy taught me."
 * "Because you have an 8 up there, and you take away the 4, so it's not there anymore and the 8's left, you know it's 8."
 * "Ummm...74."
 * "Gidaraffe."
 * "OK. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B, A."
 * "It's 2."
 * "Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, 50 fifty."
 * "I like mashed potatoes!"
 * "You left me at the park with a chicken nugget and you said, Good luck, Jeffy!"
 * "No, the squirrels are adopted me. Jeffy don't need a helmet."
 * "This guy's a liar."
 * "But he hasn't even touched his ham yet."
 * "I don't want my peas, I want marshmallows!"
 * "I think I can poop, I think I can poop let me do it."
 * "But there's something touching my ball shack!"
 * "Eat my poop, I wanna eat my poop!?
 * "Cookie Monster, I choose you!"
 * "AAAAH!!! YOU NEED WATER JEFFY!
 * "Daddy! Daddy, help me, I don't know where I'm at! uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
 * "Fiverites."
 * "(cries) Yes, you did know I was locked in the bathroom because you came up and slammed the door, and you said, "Shut up, little shit!"
 * "What doing?"
 * "And THEN I get to call the wee-woos!!"
 * "Is Mr. Wall there?"
 * "Faggot."
 * "Daddy raped me!"
 * "Forget? HOW DO YOU FORGET RAPE!!!???!!!
 * "DADDY, YOU'RE A FAGGOT!!!!
 * "My butt hurts, Mommy."
 * "Mister police officerman, my daddy raped me"!
 * "No, he stuck his fingers in my butt, and twirled them around and sniffed them."
 * "Well, my daddy, he uh, he kept putting his hands on my butt over and over and over again, and I screamed and I cried, but he didn't care he just kept doing it and doing it, and I cried and I cried and he said "YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT!!!" And I took it. (Sobs)"
 * "DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Pooperman's is here to save the day!"
 * "Oh hey lady, do you need to be saved by Pooperman?"
 * "Grand Theft Auto? Xbox?"
 * "I died, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 * "Stupid Xbox!" (Throws it off the balcony)
 * "I'm sorry."
 * "But I don't wanna put my PJs on Daddy, I wanna sleep in my big boy pants!"
 * "Daddy, it's squishy!"
 * "But I want cereal, Daddy, I want Froot Loops. With milk. UHHHHHH!"
 * "Daddy's a f**king liar!"
 * "Its my birthday and I'm at Disney World!"
 * "Oh I would like to play this game! Pick Jeffy to play this game!"
 * "(Gasps) Its a pee pee, Daddy!"
 * "(Gasps) Its a big pencil, Daddy!"
 * "Daddy, can you help me put my Pooperman shirt on? I wanna wear it."
 * "Well, F**K THIS HELMET! AND F**K THIS PENCIL! AND F**K THIS DIAPER! THIS IS A HOT DOG!!"
 * "Daddy, I was just trying to show you my animal noises!"
 * "The Boogeyman doesn't go after kids with poopy pants, daddy?"
 * "Well, the Boogeyman's never gonna get me." (poops his pants again)
 * "First, you eat my cat piano, and then you wanna staple my eyelid shut."
 * "No..."
 * "Then why would they name it hot dog if it wasn't a real dog?"
 * "'Cause it's hot, and it's a dog. Hot dog."
 * "Oh, hey daddy. I'm pooping in the toilet like a big boy."
 * "Oh. THAT'S why there's nothing in the toilet."
 * "I'm not gonna lie for you, liar."
 * "Can I poop in the sink?"
 * "Can I poop in the bathtub?"
 * "I wanna see a gee-raffe! Pick jeffy see a gee-raffe!"
 * "Okay, faggot."
 * "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! I gotta poop, and I don't know where to go!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AHHH! HE EAT MY HAND OFF!"
 * "Why you do that?"
 * "I don't even know."
 * "Daddy you got me a piggy plate?" (Snorts)
 * "RAPE RAPE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!"
 * "It slipped."
 * "Yuck!"
 * "So, it's 5 stars. Jeffy approved."
 * "Green Beans makes Jeffy a sad Jeffy!"
 * "I don't even know what a chicken is!"
 * "Daddy, I don't even know what a chicken sounds like."
 * "No, it's not. It's a raccoon."
 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCARY OSTRICHES!!!"
 * "Daddy, I think my eye came out!"
 * "Daddy, I think Taco Bell is the flu."
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm scared of lollipops daddy."
 * "But I want chocolate cake daddy."
 * "What's The Password?"
 * "Erm, Can I help you?"
 * "I've never seen him before in my life officer."
 * "Eating chocolate cake, What are you doing daddy?"
 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, CHOCOLATE CAKE MONSTER!!!!!"
 * "No chocolate cake monster!"

Trivia

 * Many fans complained by saying that Jeffy is offensive and that he makes a mockery out of those with mental conditions. Later, Logan stated that Jeffy is supposed to be funny like Chef Poo Poo, not mentally disabled. Others don't like Jeffy because he only exists to make poor Mario miserable and make stupid jokes. This is a mistake that Brooklyn T. Guy has made in Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!.
 * In the Pokémon series, Jeffy owns a Cookie Monster who can use Thunderbolt.
 * Despite being extremely stupid, Jeffy is still able to do many impressive acts, such as accurately painting the Mona Lisa on his Easter egg, finding a golden egg even though Mario threw it away, and say the full alphabet backwards.
 * Jeffy is first seen without his helmet in "Where's Jeffy?".
 * Jeffy sometimes speaks normally, and in 3rd person.
 * Jeffy is so far the only character to strike the same identical pose until "Jeffy's Mistake!".
 * His theme song is Doh De Oh by Kevin Macleod﻿.
 * Jeffy has his own facebook page, and an Instagram Page.
 * In Jeffy's Birthday, it is revealed that Jeffy's birthday is on August 21st.
 * The Jeffy puppet can be found on the Etsy website. The Jeffy puppet on Etsy costs $500.
 * According to some fans, He is similar to I.R Baboon from I Am Weasel as both like to put stuff in their noses.
 * Jeffy is seen with his eyes bulging in Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!, Jeffy Sleepwalks!, Jeffy's Birthday!, Jeffy's Sister!, and more (including one eye).
 * On September 22nd, 2016 until September 27th, 2016, SML is selling Jeffy t-shirts for $19.99 USD and $26.11 Canadian dollars. This was revealed in Jeffy's Sister and the link for the website is on the description of Jeffy's Favorite Song.
 * Jeffy seems to have replaced Tony as the most retarded character in the series. (Contrary to belief, this is not a good thing).
 * Jeffy is afraid of ostriches and lolipops.
 * In Jeffy's Birthday! it was revealed Jeffy had a piece of paper in his pocket that says important information. Clearly, his parentsmight still love him and this might mean that Jeffy was lost by his real parents and someone else found him, and dropped him off at Mario's doorstep.
 * Jeffy is Pablo Sanchez's favorite character that is not played by him.
 * It is revealed that one of Jeffy's favorite treats is chocolate cake in Locked Out.
 * GameCubeDude300 has a strong dislike for Jeffy.

Poll
Do you like Jeffy Yes! No. Kind of.