Woody

"CHEWY BOY!"

- Woody’s Shrimpo call

TheSquarePancakes  is a TheSquarePancakes of TheSquarePancakes.

Woody is the protagonist of his own series called “TheSquarePancakes”.

Woody is known for going crazy over shrimp, and pronouncing the word “shrimp” as “shrimpo”, being a reference to the 1996 movie "Dunston Checks In".

Many people remember Woody as one of the main characters of the SuperMarioLogan show. He is sometimes considered an early-generation character due to his main appearance before.

He now lives with Mario.

Personality
Woody is a redneck who is actually reasonably intelligent when compared to other characters such as Shrek or Tony. Although he is not as smart as Mario or Chef Pee Pee, he is much easier to deal with than most other characters.

Woody has a vast knowledge of outdoor related things, such as survival and hunting. He also has a lot of information on Shrimpos (and their various counterparts), and devotes his life to killing them.

Woody can do impulsive things, such as jumping out of a car to catch a Shrimpo (leaving Chef Pee Pee to crash).

Woody is an alcoholic, as seen in The Big Thanksgiving, and much of early 2007-2008 SuperMarioLogan where he was constantly drunk. He is also addicted to crack, according to Mario in Yoshi's Cousin.

Woody can sometimes be rather cruel and unpleasant, such as MR. PIG'S LIFE STORY, where he verbally and physically abuses Toad for no reason. Or in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures. Season 2 Episode 7, where he brutally argues with Shrek over who puts their food in the microwave first! and after Shrek stuffs a Corndog up Mario's butt, Woody threatens to shove a waffle up there too. In Black Yoshi's Fried Chicken, he has a pet chicken.

Pets

 * Skittles (formerly)
 * Tyreese

Vehicle(s)

 * White GMC Sierra 1500

Role in American Idol Mario Edition
Woody appeared as a contestant in American Idol Mario Edition. Woody passed all the way to the finals, where he lost to Mr. Pig.

Quotes

 * "CHEW WEE BOI! Shrimpo Hunter!"
 * "I'm not saying you don't look like a donkey."
 * "Mario, there's ghost shrimpos in the closet!"
 * "The wild fields of Africa! No civilization for miles!"
 * "Skittles, you're going to time out! BAD! BAD SKITTLES!"

Likes

 * Shrimpo
 * Shrimpo Hunting
 * NASCAR
 * Africa
 * Skittles
 * Shrimpo Eating
 * Texas
 * Mario
 * Beer/Wine
 * Tyreese
 * Shrek
 * Black Yoshi
 * Dallas Cowboys
 * TheSquarePancakes

Dislikes

 * Skittles (sometimes)
 * Toad
 * Ghost Shrimpo
 * Killer Shrimpo

Trivia

 * Logan has said that Woody won't have any major roles in the videos besides new Shrimpo Hunter videos as revealed in a live stream with Dabhdude.
 * However, he later appeared in Attack Of The Killer Shrimp!, which involved him coming out of retirement (likely a reference to Shrimpo Hunter Episode 5 where Woody said he would retire if he caught the giant shrimpo).
 * Out of the main characters, Woody has appeared in the least amount of Thanksgiving specials.
 * From 2010 onwards, Woody is portrayed by a different toy/figurine. It has an open mouth as opposed to one with a large grin, and its hands are plastic instead of the fabric hands he initially had.
 * Woody makes a small cameo during a flashback sequence in WE GOT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!.
 * Woody has made minor appearances in the videos in 2016 such as Life is Ruff! and Jeffy Loses His Teeth!.
 * In Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Episode 2, it is revealed that Woody had a baby. He apparently used to  "throw out his baby all over the place" so whether he still has custody is unknown.
 * Woody drives a GMC Sierra as seen in Jeffy Loses His Teeth!.
 * Woody is a huge fan of TheSquarePancakes and Woody masturbates to TheSquarePancakes.
 * It was revealed in Attack Of The Killer Shrimp! that Woody is no longer a retired shrimpo hunter.
 * Unlike most characters, Woody is not portrayed by a plush, but rather, a toy or figurine.

Poll
Do you like Woody? Yes! No. Kind of.