Shrek



"DONKEY!! Where's my cheesecake?"

- Shrek asking for cheesecake.

"Donkey"

- The name by which Shrek refers to others when talking to them.

Shrek Safe Cheesecake III is a supporting (formerly main) character of SuperMarioLogan.

He is an obese ogre who has an obsession with and addiction to cheesecake.

History
Shrek was born in Inverness, Scotland. He moved to Waterford, Ireland after he finished attending Worcestershire Academy in the early 1980s. In 2008 he left Waterford, Ireland and moved to Pensacola, Florida because he had been selected to go on Main Character Judging and since he won the award, he now lives with Mario.

He, Black Yoshi, and Woody mooch off of Mario by living with him without any payback.

Shrek was originally from the DreamWorks film franchise of the same name and he won the Main Character Judging and picked Tour Guide for Today along with Mario. His longest appearance is probably Shrek's Life Story.

He also appeared in Season 2 of Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures. He makes a few cameos in the background of Logan's early videos such as Tony's Life Story.

He also makes a brief cameo appearance in Logan's later videos such as Bowser Junior's Cellphone, Bowser Junior's Game Night 2, Bowser Goes To The Movies!, Jeffy's Mistake!, and The Bet!.

Personality
Shrek is obsessed with eating Cheesecake and taking dumps. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sex with it in addition to eating it.

He has eaten so much that his veins are filled with cheese, and he is obsessed to the point that he murdered Toad for eating his cheesecake. He also has diabetes, as revealed in Shrek's Diet!.

Shrek also is obsessed with taking "craps" in the bathroom. He at one point even got his own sewer just to contain his crap. His obsessions lead him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking craps, and just generally being gross.

Shrek is known to have a very short temper and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him.

This is noticeable in The Bird when Skittles eats Shrek's McDonald's and disturbs him when he is making love with/eating his cheesecake in his room.

Shrek is also shown to sometimes extremely cruel to just about everyone. He has shoved a corn-dog up Mario's butt, forced Mario to drink his diarrhea simply because Mario wouldn't give him toilet paper, brutally murdered Toad multiple times, threw Toad out of the house, made Toad eat his crap on multiple occasions, gave Toad a swirlie because he ate his cheesecake, made an extremely hurtful and mean rap against Toad with Black Yoshi, and much more.

He also calls everybody "donkey".

Likes

 * Sara Lee Cheesecake (a lot, borders on sexually)
 * Defecating into the toilet
 * Calling everybody "Donkey" (Mostly Mario)
 * Doritos
 * Pooping
 * Coca-Cola
 * Pepsi
 * McDonald's
 * Shrek Junior (his son)
 * Cheeseballs
 * Taco Bell
 * Mario and the "family"
 * Charleyyy and Friends
 * Black Yoshi
 * Woody
 * Toilets
 * Food
 * Corndogs
 * Farting
 * Calling Chef Pee Pee Chef Penis
 * Jeffy (In Jeffy Loses His Teeth!)
 * Atso's Body
 * Rosalina
 * Chocolate Cake
 * Lasagna
 * Sweet Peas (Alternate Dimension)
 * Urinating into the toilet (Alternate Dimension)
 * Onions

Dislikes

 * Lord Farquaad (He also uses it as an insult towards people he hates)
 * Lack of cheesecake for him
 * Having to go on a diet
 * Mario refusing to do favors for him
 * Running out of toilet paper
 * Toad
 * People stealing his cheesecake (Especially Jeffy, Bowser Junior and Toad)
 * Salad
 * Cheesecake (temporarily; formerly)
 * Being in a coma
 * Getting kicked out of the house
 * Skittles (the bird)
 * Calling Mario
 * Missing Mario
 * Jeffy (When he ate his cheesecake)
 * Bowser Junior
 * When someone stealing his cheesecake
 * When someone eating his cheesecake
 * Edible Greens

Mario
Shrek refers to Mario as "Donkey."

In Shrek's Big Crap, he asked Mario to get him coke and he refused to give it to him. When Shrek uses up all of the toilet paper he blames Mario. For some reason, Mario hasn't kicked him out despite all the cruel things Shrek has done to him. Although in the episode The Couch, Shrek explodes crap on Mario's red couch. Despite this, Mario gets so furious about all the stuff Shrek did and kicks him from the house, leaving Shrek with the couch that he crapped on.

But later in the episode, Mario felt sorry for Shrek because Mario crapped on a couch as well. Shrek however, does still care for Mario and helps him out, as in "The Ring", Shrek was willing to eat Taco Bell when he swore he would never do it again, just so he can help Mario get his ring back.

Black Yoshi
Shrek and Black Yoshi are seen to get along well and could be friends. They often team up with each other (mostly to kill someone).

In The Bird, Skittles, a rare African bird that Woody adopted, ate Shrek's cheesecake and McDonald's and messed with Black Yoshi's Call of Duty (which he does like). This resulted in them teaming up to kill Skittles. Shrek stuffed him in a trash bag, tossed the bag to the side of the house, and had Black Yoshi shoot him. However, a news report then states that the bird was missing from the zoo and that a $20,000,000 reward will be given to anyone who can bring it back alive.

In Toad is Cool, he and Black Yoshi teamed up again, to oppose Toad and Ray Cheesey through a rap battle.

Chef Pee Pee
Shrek and Chef Pee Pee are good friends. When Mario refused to get Shrek some cheesecake, Shrek asked Chef Pee Pee to make him some. Shrek is also seen calling Chef Pee Pee multi Add linkple other names such as Chef Cock, Chef Penis, Chef Peehole, Chef Donkey and Chef Weiner. Shrek tells the Chef that he will pay him $50 an hour to make him homemade cheesecake.

Chef Pee Pee agrees to do so and puts melted cheese on a Zebra Cake. Disappointed in Pee Pee's work, Shrek decides to change Chef Pee Pee's job to wiping his butt after he takes a huge crap. Chef Pee Pee refuses the job opportunity and returns to working for Bowser.

Jeffy
Shrek dislikes Jeffy, as seen in "Shrek The Babysitter!", but in "Jeffy Loses His Teeth!, they seem to actually get well with each other.

Criminal Record
Assault: In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures episode 7 (season 2), when Mario said Shrek wasn't part of his family, Shrek slapped Mario and knocked him on the kitchen table and he also beated up Mario with a corn dog.

Theft: In No Towel, he stole a towel from the bathroom and in The Car, he, along with Black Yoshi, Woody and the Angry Birds, stole Mario's car, money and bank account.

Death Counts

 * Shrek's Coma! (revived)
 * Jeffy's Coma!

Trivia

 * Shrek's personality may be a mixture of the character Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise, and Shrek from the original Shrek franchise.
 * This can be further supported by his catchphrases he says such as "Get in my belly!", and "I have to take a crap!" along with his unusual eating diets.
 * Coincidentally, the real Shrek was played by the same actor with the same accent.
 * This may not be true because besides that Shrek and fat bastard do not have much in common
 * This version of Shrek plush is from Hasbro and is the Jumbo Shrek 2 Ogre Plush.
 * Shrek calls Mario "Donkey."
 * He also calls Black Yoshi "Black Donkey," Luigi "Green Donkey," Toad "Mushroom Donkey," Brooklyn Guy "Doctor Donkey" and "Police Donkey," and Bowser Junior and Jeffy "Little Donkey".
 * He calls everyone some variation of "Donkey" except for Woody and Baby Shrek, who he calls "Junior."
 * He calls Chef Pee Pee different names involving variations of the word "penis."
 * This is because in the Shrek movie series, he has a talking Donkey sidekick who is literally named "Donkey".
 * He may not love eating cheesecake specifically, but just anything having to do with cheesecake, as revealed in Bowser Junior's Game Night 2, when he takes a Headbands card with the word "cheesecake" on it.
 * Cheesecake isn't the only food Shrek has ever eaten, as he was shown to live eating McDonalds (mainly Big Macs) in 'the Bird'. Despite this, Cheesecake is his food of choice.
 * On Lance's channel in the Q&A video it's revealed that Shrek has eaten over 12 billion cheesecakes in his entire life.
 * Shrek said In The Q&A Video On Lance's Channel,that his cheesecake is the creamiest of all cheesecake.
 * As of 2017, even though he is still considered a main character, Shrek only appears rarely. This is because younger fans, which make up the majority of Logan's fanbase, prefer Jeffy and Bowser Junior, and thus their videos get significantly more views than Shrek videos and Black Yoshi videos. As a result, Logan now only uses him once every few months.
 * Shrek is the only character from Main Character Judging who is still in the show.
 * Shrek believes he and Black Yoshi have the same skin colors but they don't; Shrek just loves him.
 * Shrek has been known to clog the toilet on more than one occasion and the resulting fallout ends up with a random character either dying or suffocating. Usually Toad is the victim.
 * After eating the super hot Shrimpo droppings, Shrek becomes a superhero known as Iron-Shrek, but he refers to himself as Iron-Donkey.
 * Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck.
 * Shrek believes his butt is an ATM.
 * In the alternate dimension, he takes pees instead of craps, he likes sweet peas instead of cheesecake, and he calls Mario "Camel" instead of "Donkey".
 * It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that Shrek's body has built up an immunity to diabetes, due to the fact that he has an immense amount of diabetes that he wasn't even aware he had.
 * Also revealed in Shrek's Diet, is that Shrek has eaten so much cheesecake in his lifetime that he has pure Velveeta cheese coursing through his veins in place of actual blood.
 * He has fed Toad his crap multiple times.
 * In Bowser Goes To The Movies!, Shrek went to see Charleyyy and Friends: The Movie, meaning he's a fan of the series. He is most likely not addicted to it like Bowser is, as he has never been seen watching a single episode of the show or even mentioning it beforehand.
 * When he's very excited, he flaps his arms like a bird as if he was trying to fly. Most of the time, he does manage to hover for a little bit.
 * It's revealed in "Meet The Cast: Lance" that he can actually fly, but doesn't.
 * It is revealed in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Season 2 Episode 7 that he does not have a driver's license.
 * In Shrek's Diet!, it is revealed that Shrek should've died years ago.
 * Shrek's full name (Shrek Safe Cheesecake III) was revealed in No Weapons Allowed.
 * Every time when Shrek and Woody are good friends with each other, they both can be inspired by The Simpsons characters like Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders, the Kill la Kill characters like Ryuko Matoi and Mako Mankanshoku, The Flintstones characters like Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, the Azumanga Daioh characters like Yukari Tanizaki and Minamo Kurosawa, the Dinosaurs characters like Earl Sinclair and Roy Hess, The Incredibles characters like Mr. Incredible and Frozone, and even the Toriko characters like Toriko and Komatsu.
 * In The Ring!, it is said that Shrek needs Taco Bell in order to help him poop while constipated.
 * In both Shrek The Babysitter! and The Couch!, Shrek acts like himself from his original movie.
 * Shrek could represent "Gluttony" due to his obsession of cheesecake and never allow anyone to eat or share with him.
 * Shrek is the oldest student in the Summer School series. However, it is unknown what year he was born.
 * He is one of Lance's least favorite characters along with Jackie Chu that he voices due to his throat hurting every time he voices both of them.
 * Logan reveals in the vlog that the reason why Shrek doesn't appear a lot nowadays was simply the fact that he craps in the toilet which mostly causes a video to be age-restricted.
 * Despite their differences, Shrek appears to be one of the few characters who live in his home that Mario seems to like.
 * It is revealed in Joseph Moves In!, that Shrek weighs 717 pounds.
 * It's revealed in a character Q&A, that Shrek has diarrhea 45 to 50 times every day.
 * Throughout the course of his lifetime, or at least during the course of Supermariologan, Shrek has had numerous serious medical issues and near death experiences mainly as a result of his compulsive cheesecake eating. For example, he almost died of a heart attack in Shrek's Diet, went into a coma in Shrek's Coma, had intense diabetes for a long period of time that could have killed him at any given moment, and had no blood left in his veins by the time Shrek's Diet takes place, with it all being replaced by cheese.

Poll
Do you like Shrek? Yes! No. Kind of.