Toad Is Cool (song)


 * For the episode, see Toad is Cool.

Toad is Cool is a song sung by Toad and Ray Cheesy.

Lyrics
Toad: It's Toad and now I'm cool, made a few bucks now I bought me a pool, I'm sick of everybody calling me gay so talk to the hand cuz I don't care whatcha say! Mario and Peach can kiss my booty, last week I peed on Black Yoshi's Call of Duty, when Mario dies Peach is gonna get raped. Guess what Shrek I'ma eat your cheesecake.

Ray Cheesy: It's Ray Cheesy it's time to make it easy, She licked me like a lollipop like my little Cheesy, girl full of spit like when I walk around feeling queazy, you hear I want your chocolate, like I was her Reese's. I ate a bad burrito and now I'm on the pot, hit me to the floor you would think I got shot. I made these rubber tracks I got too many flows, man I'm out so let em know toad

Toad: YEAH! I'm cool now! So Mario, Peach... Black Yoshi Y'all can kiss my fanny! AHHH! I GO HARD! AHHH! In the paint!