Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-34595515-20190110134538/@comment-34595515-20190120165701

KAPfan9876 wrote: To Black Yoshi: Can you kidnap Badman, lock him inside a porta potty with Shrek that’s about to take a huge crap that’ll make him blow shit everywhere inside the porta potty and on Badman as well? After that, take a picture of Badman covered in shit and upload it on the internet so that he’ll be made fun of. Black Yoshi: This is going to be good!

Badman is seen eating a hot dog at the park until he notices a 100 dollar bill attached to a hook.

Badman: YES! I’M RICH!

Badman tries to grab the dollar bill, but it gets pulled back.

Badman: Hey!

Badman chases after the dollar bill. Meanwhile, Paula Fox fills the entire porta potty with cheesecake and lures Shrek into it. Sunny is the one pulling the hook the dollar bill is attached to. Eventually, Badman catches up to the dollar bill, but Black Yoshi kicks him in and Parappa locks the door with a wooden board.

Badman: WHAT THE?! WHAT’S GOING ON?!

Shrek: That cheesecake was good! Oh. I don’t feel so good...

Badman: OH NO! GOD! PLEASE NO-

Shrek craps in the toilet, filling the entire porta potty with poop and Badman gets drenched in it.

Badman: GOD! IT’S IN MY MOUTH!

Parappa removes the wooden board, and Black Yoshi takes a photo of Badman covered in Shrek’s poop and sends it to Facebook.

The next day.

Everyone in Pensacola is laughing at Badman.

Badman: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!