Bowser


 * This article is about the plush version. For the puppet version, See here.
 * If you are looking for Bowser in his baby form, see Baby Bowser.

Robert "Bowser"' Bernard, Senior is the main antagonist of the franchise. He is a mean and ill-tempered character in the SuperMarioLogan series. He is also Mario's arch-nemesis. Bowser, compared to his Nintendo self, is addicted to a TV show called Charleyyy and Friends who become the big fan of him, nearly to the point to where he strains his relationship with his son (because he frequently interrupts the show). He hired a chef named Chef Pee Pee who labors for Bowser under a slave contract. Chef Pee Pee cooks and cleans for Bowser and occasionally completes odd jobs for him. When Charleyyy and Friends was suddenly cancelled, Bowser went through depression. He treats Chef Pee Pee terribly. He even goes out of his way just to make whatever Chef Pee Pee tries to do a lot harder. Bowser doesn't care about his son that much and often asks Chef Pee Pee to take care of him. Bowser has shown signs of being bipolar, as sometimes when he orders Chef Pee Pee, starts crying intensely over his mom not making him cookies or Bowser Junior growing up.

Bowser is the main antagonist of Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures. He is notably more evil in this series. Whilst Bowser is a jerk in the main series, In this series he is nearly a psychopath.

Bowser also takes the mantle as the secondary antagonist (only beaten by Principal Steinbeck) of the Bowser Junior's Summer School series, causing major problems such as raising the stakes with Chef Pee Pee's life if Bowser Junior were to fail his exam.

Background


(See Baby Bowser for more details)

Bowser was raised by Margaret with Mario and Luigi. He was neglected and locked in a cage by his mother, which is most likely what lead him to be the terrible parent he is to Junior today. However, in some videos he is a kindhearted reptile and treats Junior like a king.

Bowser implied that he formerly worked as a male prostitute at some point before the series in Bowser Junior's Lemonade Stand.

Personality
Bowser has an interesting personality. He has multiple (not like Multiple Personality Disorder) types of personalities Bowser generally follows throughout the SuperMarioLogan Series.

Bowser sometimes is an evil, cruel, sadistic, impatient, and easily tempered man. He gets into his angriest over little things, also seems to take pleasure in torturing his slave Chef Pee Pee. This is to the point of deliberately causing pain, misery, torture, and extra work for Chef Pee Pee just so he can't be happy. In Switching Bodies, it is revealed he literally gives Bowser Junior beatings almost every day for no reason whatsoever other than his enjoyment. He can also be bent on revenge, such as when he outright murdered Mama Luigi  for defeating him.

Bowser sometimes is a psychopath who is a danger to some people around him. This is best shown in the Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventure series, where he is fairly insane. In this series, he has raped Peach, murdered Mama Luigi, brainwashed Yoshi, Nearly killed  Both Black Yoshi and Luigi, wronged Mario to the point of no longer wanting to live, slit the throat of a Goomba for petty teasing, sent Crack Bear to murder Mario and Mama Luigi, attempted to sacrifice Peach to Eagle, and much more.

This also includes videos such as Bowser Junior's Birthday Cake, where he threatens to cut Chef Pee Pee's penis and feed it to Bowser Junior. Or Bowser Junior's Summer School, where he threatens to murder Chef Pee Pee if Bowser Junior fails his exam. He also showed no remorse for the evil he committed, and it is easily some of the worst and most evil threats Bowser Has ever made in his entire life.

Bowser is a sore loser. This is best shown in Bowser Junior's Easter Egg Hunt, where he cheats by beating up Bowser Junior, having Chef Pee Pee hide the eggs and tell him where they are, breaking his own rules, and yelling at Toad because Toad found more. And once Bowser Junior found the golden Easter egg, Bowser breaks down crying. This is mentioned and brought up again in Bowser Junior's Easter Wish! when he left the area due to his shame of being beaten by Bowser Junior.

Bowser also is a hypocrite. This is shown in Black Yoshi's Koolaid when Bowser orders a medium rare steak from Chef Pee Pee, but once it is cooked claims that he ordered a hot dog since Bowser Realized that he did not want steak pretty much leading to Chef Pee Pee Complaining. Or in Bowser Goes To The Movies!, Bowser is somewhat loud and obnoxious during the movie, but leaves and complains how others were loud and obnoxious during the movie.

Bowser also can be a well meaning but problem causing comedic relief character. Sometimes he's used for comedy, and his stupider and nicer side is explored. This is best shown in the Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures series. This also ties in with the totally insane Bowser with crazy antics from the Bowser Juice Infomercials, and Toad Away.

Bowser can also be an extremely over caring parent who spoils his son rotten. This was mainly explored in Bowser Junior's Macaroni and in Bowser Junior's Broken Leg. This is possibly the least prominent part of Bowser's personality.

Bowser has also shown to often beat his own son. Sometimes for no reason and shows little to no remorse for it and mostly gets in trouble for it.

Bowser also can be an extremely obsessed super fan of Charleyyy and Friends franchise. He sometimes puts it over his family and friends, straining his relationship with his son. In the first few appearances of Charleyyy and Friends, he was merely fond of the show rather than obsessed with it.

Bowser had been shown on occasion to be racially biased against African Americans. He accused Black Yoshi of kidnapping Peach because he is a black man. In Black Yoshi's Job, he was reluctant to hire Black Yoshi as a Babysitter because of his African American Heritage. He also called Black Yoshi "Blackey" after getting angry over Black Yoshi not letting Bowser ride him (because Yoshi was letting Mario ride him, making Bowser jealous). Ironically, he idolizes Charleyyy who is black.

Bowser has also been shown to have somewhat sexist views against females. In The Big Thanksgiving, he gets Mario to stop trying to save Peach because "women sometimes just need to be quiet", implying he doesn't think they can contribute to a conversation or be useful like men can.

Bowser also can be an extremely annoying person to the point that it makes him an unpleasant person to be around. Bowser showed he was almost as immature as his son in the end of Bowser Junior's Happy Meal. But the best example of this was Bowser Goes To The Movies!, where he single-handily ruined the movie for the entire room of viewers.

Bowser shows signs of suffering from anti-social personality disorder. Being cruel to animals is one of the first signs of ASPD, and Bowser shows this. In Bowser Junior's Pet, Bowser is overly cruel to both the Skunk and the Rabbid beating both to death by swiping his claws and biting his flesh at one. Another sign is not caring about your family. Bowser barely cares for Bowser Junior. He also outright states he hopes his mother Margaret will die soon so he will get the insurance money in Chef Poo Poo's Kitchen Disaster, as well as forgets his moms birthday and gives her a last minute Mother's Day gift due to lack of preparation. Another sign is being "sexually deviant". Bowser is in a "smash and dash on occasion" relationship with Peach, but has had multiple ex-wives, watches pornography, as well hiring a stripper named Candy to strip for him. This shows that he isn't very loyal to any of his sources of attraction. And another sign is his remorseless murders and his enjoyment of other's suffering. Bowser gets a sense of joy from Chef Pee Pee's suffering. Bowser also has murdered many characters over his time, and shows no remorse whatsoever from any of the murders, Also in some videos He relishes in it. Bowser has also shown to ground his son on several occasions.

Bowser can also be considered as a TV personality due to his commercials and infomercials.

Likes

 * Charleyyy and Friends
 * Charleyyy
 * his son
 * Kidnapping princesses (formerly)
 * Being evil (sometimes)
 * Crimes
 * Abusing Bowser Junior
 * Green apples
 * TBA

Dislikes

 * Charleyyy and Friends being cancelled or go on hiatus
 * Chef Pee Pee slacking off from his job
 * Bowser Junior's stupid mischief
 * Being fooled by Mario
 * Mario (sometimes)
 * Red apples
 * Doofy The Dragon
 * Bananas

Rising to the main anti-hero of SML
At first he was a total villain, and although one of the biggest jerks on the show, sometimes he's dumb and funny, such as Season 1 of SuperMarioLogan and Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures. In the thanksgiving, him and Mario are at the head of the table, signifying he is more of a main character than even Shrek, Woody, or some of the others. He is sharing this role with Black Yoshi, Chef Pee Pee, and Bowser Junior right now.

Role in American Idol Mario Edition
Bowser appeared as a contestant in American Idol Mario Edition. He sang a song called "Let my people go". No one liked it, and he didn't move on to Hollywood. Bowser also reappeared when a montage showing all the eliminated contestants was shown.

Romantic Relationships
Bowser has not had many romantic relationships throughout the series. Toward the beginning of the series, Bowser constantly kidnapped Peach so she would become his girlfriend and/or wife. This led Peach to dislike him, and she went for Mario instead. When Peach became pregnant in season 2, Mario was convinced that she would conceive his child when it was in fact Bowser's child - Bowser Junior. After Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, Bowser tried to reconcile with Mario and Peach but he never made up for what he did, leading Mario to rival him. In The Koopa Kids!, it is revealed that Bowser had five children with his ex-wife Sheila Perkins. In Super Bowl Commercials, Bowser mentions another one of his ex-wives, Sharon, who apparently "left him for a black guy" because he was "bigger and better."

Bowser's most prominent romantic relationship is with Peach. In the earlier days, Bowser kidnaped Peach due to an undying love for Peach (that was not mutual). Their relationship has since smoothed over slightly, with no distinct conflict during the Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures Series. But according to Mario's Beautiful Date, Bowser and Peach have a "smash and dash on occasion", meaning they have sex every now and then, but aren't exactly a thing yet.

Bowser also hired Candy to strip for him, showing he was most likely romantically (or at least physically) attracted to her.

Servants and slaves
Over the course of the series, Bowser has had many servants, minions, and slaves. They serve him, making him one of the most protected and served SuperMarioLogan characters of all time.


 * Chef Pee Pee (Chef and multiple other jobs)
 * Jackie Chu (2nd Chef)
 * Crack Bear (Minion)
 * Mama Luigi (Zombie)
 * Peach (Sometimes)
 * Craig The Devil (Former replacement Chef)
 * Carlos (Illegal immigrant former replacement Chef)
 * Goomba (Minion)
 * Koopa Troopa (Minion)
 * Goomba Max (Minion)
 * Kamek
 * Various other Koopa's
 * Various other Goomba's
 * Brooklyn Guy (Former replacement Chef)
 * Toad (Former double agent in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures)
 * Secret Koopa (Minion)
 * Fake Mario
 * Fake Luigi

Murders


 * Mama Luigi
 * Stinky
 * Polly The Parrot
 * Unnamed Goomba
 * Donkey Kong
 * Unnamed Koopa (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures)
 * Unnamed Goomba (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures)
 * Koopa Troopa (Attempted)
 * Mine! Bird
 * Goomba (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure)
 * Koopa (Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures)

Songs

 * Let my People Go (From American Idol Series)
 * If I was a boy (Luigi's Secret)
 * Bowser Juice (Song)
 * Bowser Juice Extreme (Song)

Abilities
Powers (Note: every one of these are only in the Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures).
 * Revival abilities
 * ability to turn anyone evil
 * Fire breath
 * lightning strike
 * ability to make things disappear
 * ability to give people his powers

Weapons

 * Gun
 * Knife (Bowser mostly uses this to threaten someone.)
 * Belt (not made as a weapon, but Bowser uses it as one mostly to punish someone.)
 * Lightsaber (Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures only)
 * Hammer (Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures only)

Talents

 * Fighting. Bowser has shown himself to be able to beat up most characters, only evenly matched with Mama Luigi.
 * Intimidation. In some videos Bowser is an intimidating character and startles some viewers . Also ominous music plays whenever he interacts with other characters.
 * Shooting. In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, he successfully shot and Overall Killed Mama Luigi.
 * Explosion endurance. He Is Shown to survive even the most dangerous explosions those of which put him into a coma for 9 months.
 * Singing. In Luigi's Secret, he sang with great talent with Mama Luigi (although he may have been lip syncing)
 * Fire breath. Since Bowser is a Reptile He Can breath fire.
 * Speed. In Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb adventures Bowser Is shown to be an athletic Runner. He can run up to 7 1/2 Miles in 45 minutes.
 * Minions. Although this isn't a talent, Bowser has a whole army of minions at his disposal, to the point where he can kill them because he has so many.

Reception
Bowser is generally well received by the fans of SuperMarioLogan. However, many fans think that he is getting too many appearances, like Bowser Junior and Chef Pee Pee,Also Some Fans Hates Bowser Due To Him Abusing Bowser Junior And Torturing Chef PeePee.

Bowser is GameCubeDude's favorite SML character.

Quotes

 * "Oh Charleyyy, you deserve an Oscar!"
 * "Oh Charleyyy, you know how to make me laugh!"
 * "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, JUNIOR?! YOU DON'T PLAY HOCKEY! YOU'RE NOT EVEN JASON GIAMBI!!"
 * "Oh. No. No. No. You're not taking no diapers off forever!"
 * "I missed Charleyyy today!"
 * "YOU BROKE MY FAVORITE CUP?!"
 * "I swear. If I don't see you wearing that diaper, im'ma beat you in front of Mario and all of the others!"
 * "Charleyyy and Friends is my favorite show!! Oh god!"
 * "WHO IS CALLING WHEN CHARLEYYY'S ON?!"
 * "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CALL WHILE CHARLEYYY'S ON!"
 * "THAT CHEATER! IM'MA BEAT HIS ASS!"
 * "JUNIOR, WHERE IS THAT REPORT CARD?!"
 * "Im'ma beat you with this belt!"
 * "STOP CRYING AND HELP ME MAKE A SANDWICH, OR I'M GOING TO USE THE BELT TO BEAT YOUR BUTT!"
 * "Oh my God! I AM A FATASS!"
 * "Chef Pee Pee, get in the kitchen now!"
 * "AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, CHEF PEE PEE?! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
 * "WE GOT A BIG MESS IN HERE, PEE PEE! YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUT THE TRASH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
 * "I WANT A GRANNY SMITH APPLE! NOT THIS RED APPLE! IT LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE FROM HELL!"
 * "I don't like the red ones! They remind me of Mario!"
 * "It tastes like total butt cheese! And I wouldn't even feed this to Mario!"
 * "First of all, me and my son do not sell like that! And second of all, your imitations are so horrible!"
 * "I'MA BEAT YOUR ASS!!"
 * "DON'T YOU EVER THROW IN MY HOUSE AGAIN!"
 * "YOU'RE A LIAR, SON!"
 * "Im'ma teach him how to study!
 * "Oh, so he wants to fake, huh? I know how to cure that; I'll get the belt! Woah ha ho! Im'ma beat the discipline out of this punishment!"
 * "Does this look like Chinese food to you?!"
 * "I wanted traditional Chinese food! You know. Maybe some rice, sushi, a little dog on the side!"
 * "I want you to try squinting your eyes super hard, remaking this meal!"
 * "All I want to do is to take bite number one, getting a PHD in calculus! And when I take bite number two, I will be getting my kicks as much as Jackie Chan! And in bite three, I want to walk on the Beijing Wall!"
 * "Well, everybody in your family must have dog turds for taste buds, because this is awful! This tastes horrible!"
 * "Oh, Chef Pee Pee, where the hell is my ice cream?!"
 * "Random kitchen inspection! And if you get 3 strikes, I get to punch you in the balls!"
 * "If you don't take out the trash immediately, im'ma go get the belt, strangle your neck, drag you into the city, and let everybody see!"
 * "Look! If you don't buy me the Charleyyy and Friends DVD Box Set for Mother's day, I am going to beat you and murder you for the rest of your miserable life!"
 * "They're lies! THEY'RE ALL LIES!! THE LIES ARE OFF THE CHARTS!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!"
 * "WHAT?! I need some food!"
 * "I've never met this kid in my whole damn life!"
 * "Um, hi, little weird one."
 * "Damn it, you stupid rat!"
 * "If my mom dies, this will be her final birthday!"
 * "Hey, Chef Pee Pee! Something came in the mail for you this afternoon!"
 * "These nuts! Ha ha ha ha! GOT THEM!!"
 * "Hey! Don't call me "Robert"! I'm going by "Bowser"!"
 * "What the hell do you want, and why the hell are you here, girlie?!"
 * "You've just had to nag, do you!? Nag! Nag! Nag!"
 * "WWHHOO!! RROOAARR!! I'M HYPED UP ON BOWSER JUICE!!"
 * "BUY BOWSER JUICE TODAY! RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!
 * "What did you do to Charleyyy?!"
 * "Oh, you wanna fight?!"
 * "Oh yeah! How do you like that punch?!"
 * "Ooh! Get ready to meet the main event!"
 * "OK! Everybody! Hit the ground now! This is a robbery!"
 * "OK! You! Run that shit!"
 * "I need all of the dinero out the register! Capisce?!?
 * "We need some moola from now on, so insert it into the socket of a doggy bag!"
 * "Ah, don't play with me! Why the hell do I have to buy something?!"
 * "And you better get the cash, and I want all big bills, so I need it now, pronto! And I'm really craving it bad, super bad! I got a son at home, missy!"
 * "25 DOLLARS?!"
 * "I gotta get me a slushie!"
 * "OK. Coke. Ooh! Im'ma mix it up! I want Mountain Dew!"
 * "C'mon! We gotta get some Doritos!"
 * "We're like cowboys!"
 * "C'mon! Let it be a winner! Let it be a winner!
 * "I CAN'T READ THIS JUNK!"
 * "Now I gotta waste the bitch!"
 * "I want you to pee! Pee in this toilet!"
 * "Woah Ha ho! I got the good belt!"
 * "Make sure you clean up this mess."
 * "​Humph! I wonder when my vegetable casserole is ready!"
 * "I wanted a cheeseburger."
 * "BREAK?! You don't go on break until I put you on break! Humph! You know what? I gotta inspect the kitchen!"
 * "It does look super sparkly, but.... did you take out some trash?!"
 * "You know what, Chef Pee Pee?! STOP YELLING AT ME! I'M THE BOSS AND YOU'RE MY SLAVE!! YOU COOK AND YOU CLEAN WHEN I TELL YOU TO!!!! YOU WASH THE CLOTHES WHEN I TELL YOU TO!! YOU HAVE NO FREE WILL!!!! YOU'LL DO IT WHEN I SAY TO DO IT!!!!!! BUT... you know what? Since you think you DO have free will like a tough guy, I'ma go and get the belt and beat the discipline out of your misery! (laughs evilly)"
 * "Oh you wanna quit? THEN FINE! QUIT! QUIT! WE DON'T NEED YOU! YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR US SINCE WE TREATED YOU SO BAD AND YOU DON'T ENJOY YOUR LIFE HERE! QUIT! FIND ANOTHER HOME! FIND ANOTHER JOB! WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE, CHEF PEE PEE!!! OH YOU WANNA WALK AWAY?! THEN WALK AWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE A QUITTER! AND DON'T EVEN USE ME AS A JOB REFERENCE BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPER HORRIBLE! YOU'RE THE MOST HORRIBLE QUITTER EVER!"
 * "You're naked?! Cooking in my kitchen?! Just hanging out?!"
 * "This better be important! I was watching Charleyyy!"
 * "Are you gay, Chef Pee Pee?! I knew it!"
 * "Hold on! Let me see that ticket!"
 * "This ticket is 2 months expired!"
 * "Where did you find this ticket at?!"
 * "Wow! That makes you even more of an idiot! You found it by a trash can?! Ah, it must have fell out of that bag of cinder blocks with my losing lottery ticket collection! Oh ho ho! See for yourself!"
 * "Nobody's going to rescue you now, Rosalina!"
 * "KEEP WRITING!"
 * "No! No! I ain't givin' you some bacon!"
 * "BACON IS NOT FOR CHEATERS! OKAY?! YOU ARE A CHEATER!"
 * "I WANT A CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!"
 * "Oh Charleyyy, You crack me up!"
 * 'Little Fishy, you are cracking me up!"
 * "'HIS ASS IS GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL!"'

Trivia

 * Compared to his Nintendo self, Bowser is a pretty hyper guy himself, but it was made for SuperMarioLogan.
 * In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, Bowser was the main antagonist and was mostly seen as Mario's arch-rival until Bowser's Biggest Fear, when he started watching Charleyyy and Friends non-stop.
 * Bowser hardly spends any time with his son and forces Chef Pee Pee to carter to him instead. In The Fishing Trip! however, he realizes that he's becoming a bad parent and decides to do better.
 * Bowser is addicted to soap operas, as revealed in Bowser's Biggest Fear.
 * Although Bowser and his son are both turtles, Bowser's mom is in fact a human, however, it is revealed in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures Season 3 Episode 3, that Bowser is adopted, this also means that he and the Mario Bros. are brothers.
 * Like Chef Pee Pee, Bowser has appeared in a lot of videos lately, even more than Chef Pee Pee himself, because Bowser has videos of his own, but almost every Chef Pee Pee video he is also in.
 * Bowser is implied to be homosexual in Mother's Day!.
 * But considering he is shown to be straight in the rest of the series, it could be construed as a joke or maybe he's bisexual.
 * Bowser has killed 12 characters.
 * Bowser is a very bad chef. Examples include Bowser's Dilemma and Bowser's Thanksgiving, when he has to cook because Chef Pee Pee leaves. He is shown to make huge messes and can't cook a donut without it turning into toast.
 * Bowser hates red apples because they remind him of Mario, and loves green ones,
 * Its odd however that green apples don't remind Bowser of Luigi.
 * Most of the time when Bowser interacts with other characters, there is an ominous and dramatic violin music in the background.
 * He claims himself to be the #1 Charleyyy and Friends fan.
 * On Facebook near the release of Bowser Junior's Easter Wish, it was revealed at Logan lost the original Bowser plush.
 * On Facebook just before the release of Pokemon Part 4, Logan announced that he had bought a Bowser plush from a fan.
 * He does not have a driver's license as revealed in Bowser's Video Game.
 * However, he is shown driving his car in other videos.
 * Bowser is afraid of Bananas after watching the horror movies Man with a Banana and it's sequel Man with a Banana 2. If Bowser sees one, he gets extremely scared, and tries to get rid of it. This happened in Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy adventures, when he had to go get a banana, but destroyed it instead. Bowser is also afraid of empty milk containers after watching the horror movie No Milk. Unlike his fear of bananas, this one is never mentioned again.
 * In Bowser Loses A Tooth, He claimed to be 312 years old. This is impossible, because he stated his mom was turning 200 in Chef Poo Poo's Kitchen Disaster!, but if he's her son, he can't be older than her.
 * In Bowser Junior's Flu Shot!, it is implied he had a history of heroin abuse.
 * In Cody's Sister!, it is revealed Bowser sometimes gets drunk and beats Bowser Junior.
 * In The Sticky Situation, Bowser Junior says that Bowser does not drink coffee.
 * In Bowser Junior's Clown Car!, Bowser stated he graduated High School in 1985.
 * In 2013, Bowser became very shouty and comedic, In 2014 to early 2015 Bowser became bossy, violent, crawl and cruel, in 2015 Bowser became friendly and less violent.
 * Bowser's secret wish is to let Charleyyy and Friends make a game called "CharleyyyKart"
 * While Bowser is shown to be violent in so most videos, His Behavioral alignmemt depends on the video. The best example of this is in Bowser Junior's Imaginary Friend! where he is shown to be very polite to Junior.
 * It's revealed that in Bowser Junior's All Nighter! that Bowser gets welfare checks, like Black Yoshi.
 * In Bowser Junior's Playtime Problem, Bowser is shown to be very prone to sunburns.