Talk:Jeffy's Birthday Surprise!/@comment-30921093-20190321114626

My alternate ending

Mario: Happy Birthday to-

Brooklyn Guy: Me.

Mario: You're forgetting you are sharing Jeffy's birthday, right.

Brooklyn Guy: Are you forgetting mine? I will always remember mine, because it was my birthday that saved humanity. Can we work something out?

Mario: How about I say it to BOTH of you after you switch the 4 & 1 back and we buy ANOTHER set of 4 & 1 candles.

Brooklyn Guy: That actually sounds promising, except for the switchback. We could use the new set as the 14.

Mario: Good point.

(3 hours later)

Mario: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Jeffy Guy.

Jeffy: Jeffy Guy?

Brooklyn Guy: Is that you combining names?

Mario: Yes, Now blow out your set of candles each.

(Brooklyn Guy Blows out 41, Jeffy blows out 14)

Brooklyn Guy: I wished my wife is dead.

Sharon: Bernie should be back by... (dies)

Jeffy: I wished Green Beans no longer exist.

Mario: NNNOOO!!! MY FAVORITE VEGETABLE!!!

Jeffy: Was that why you keep feeding me green beans?

Mario: I guess I should try another vegetable. May I suggest carrots?

Jeffy: (Eats a carrot) What did you say, I'm busy eating a carrot?

THE END

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