Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32634486-20170901233807/@comment-32634486-20170902055757

"I wish daddy would understand." Jeffy sniffled, tears rolling down from his baby-blue eyes.

"Hi Jeffy, anything I can give you?" Mario came in.

"Can I have cookies?"

"No Jeffy, you've been very bad crapping in the sink like that, so no cookies for you. Instead you're getting puréed chicken with puréed peas."