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To All: Here part four of Cross-ing over Abridged episode 2

Tony punches Shrek out of the air while got bite and soon turns into a T pose zombie

Mario: TONY!!!

All SMG4 and SML (except Joseph) dodging and running from Waluigi

Bob: RuN AwAY I aTTacK rUN AwaY GO ChaSE yOUrSElf

Junior: This is just my normal Monday

Jeffy: I don’t want to die!

CPP: And captain obvious go to you

Cody: Why are you doing this!

Waluigi: Cause I was rejected from Smash Ultimate!!

Luigi: THAT STUPID YOU GOT REJECTED FROM ONE THING YOUR THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN NON CANNON GAMES FOR ME EVEN IF I IN SMASH BROS I LEFT TO THE SIDE SO JUST BE FUCKING GREATFUL!

Waluigi: WOW That Must been building up for a while to say congrats here a blast to turn you into a T Pose Zombie

The beams go to Luigi but Black Yoshi pushes him out of the way

Black Yoshi: Fuck....

The blow hit but the Yoshi wasn’t a T Pose Zombie

Black Yoshi(Who now Speaking Japanese which being translated into English): I turning Japanese And A Zombie

Junior: Run AWAY!

Everybody run out

Mario: I don’t know what the hell the T Pose Zombie mushroom virus thing

SMG4: A tampered poison mushroom which can turn them into a husk of their former selves

Junior: Wait Where Joseph

We cut back into the Convention with Joseph dodging tattered ruble burning from the sky

Joseph: There no way I going to DIE! NOT NOW stay calm this is just a game a game that you are falling for

???: And it too late to regain your balance...

Joseph: Wha–

Joseph get hit (in the groin) by a oxygen tank which launch him to a stand knocking him it over and his bump of his head on the wall down

Joseph: W...h...a.....a....t...t

Ken: Hi now I getting real pissed off so sorry I need to vent any questions

Joseph: One have bugged me how are you Alive

Ken pause

Ken: Fine I tell you

As Ken explains his backstory, the scene transitions to a flashback.

Ken: Back in the year, 1970, our manufacturer, Hasbro were marketing a new line of Barbie dolls that were sentiment and interact with people!

A bunch of plastic materials are molded together into Ken and is sprayed with a self aware serum, thus bringing him to life.

Ken: We were made to provide entertainment to children, and they also made a line of Barbie dolls with the same feature! One of them was my girlfriend!

Ken comes across a sentiment Barbie doll and they fall in love.

Ken: But one dreadful day... a bug occurred which caused all of the dolls to become mean and selfish to kids.

A Ken doll is seen insulting a child, smacking her, and breaking stuff in her room.

Ken: Eventually, Hasbro addresses these complaints and announced that they are recalling the dolls and shipping them into the furnace to be melted down for materials!

A montage of screaming dolls being thrown into the furnace to their deaths are seen, but Junior suddenly interrupts.

Joseph: If all of the dolls got recalled, how did you not become selfish?

Ken: Me and Barbie were the only ones who did not get the bug. We even tried to save some of them, but they were too ungrateful to accept our help.

Ken is seen trying to help a Chadwick doll, only to be smacked away.

Ken: And... for Barbie.....

In the flashback, Ken and Barbie are on the conveyer belt, trying to outrun the furnace, but suddenly, Barbie steps in some super glue and gets stuck.

Ken: Both of us tried to escape with our lives, but Barbie ended up in a sticky situation.

Barbie screams as she starts to get pulled towards the furnace and Ken rushes to save her.

Ken: I used all of my hunkiness in an attempt to save her, but it wasn’t enough. And then...

Barbie: Go... Save yourself... Find someone who cares for you...

Barbie lets go of Ken’s hand and Ken watches in horror as Barbie is pulled into the furnace and melted into molten plastic, killing her.

Ken: BARBIE!

Suddenly, the furnace starts to malfunction.

Ken: OH CRAP!

Ken runs off the conveyer belt as the furnace starts spitting out fire.

Ken: I managed to escape from Hasbro Inc. right before the furnace explodes and took everything with it.

The Hasbro Headquarters explode and collapse just as Ken escapes.

Ken: I may have survived... But the same couldn’t be said for my beloved Barbie...

Ken watches distraught at the flaming wreckage of Hasbro Inc.

Ken: After Barbie’s death, I spent years wandering the earth, trying to find some new purpose in life, but without much luck.

Ken is seen trying to fit in with some troll dolls, but they rudely throw him out of the store.

Ken: No toy would accept me, not even a child wanted me!

Ken comes across Toys R Us, and runs inside.

Ken: But then one day... I ended up in Toys R Us, where I got some hope I would finally be accepted!

Ken witnesses Chef Pee Pee, Junior, and Cody in the store.

Ken: That was when I saw him my new love, Cody!

Ken runs to the Barbie aisle, and notices a Ken doll on display.

Ken: I was desperate to fulfill my lost Barbie’s dream!

Ken pulls the other Ken out of the box, throws him into a trash can and takes his place in the box.

Ken: And when Cody went to get a Ken doll, it just so happened to be me!

Cody chooses Ken and takes him home, right as the flashback ends.

Ken: There happy

Joseph: Yeah cause you are selfish it just before the bug was a threat the two of you had a bond afterwards you just attack and became a @$$

Ken: How can yo–

Joseph: Tsk Tsk Tsk let me finish The big you had it but said big just hid till the day when it be reawaken your selfish people who are selfish would in flash defend themselves admit your are and were selfish you can’t dodge this bullet

Ken: Um Ug.... SHUT UP YOU SHOULD JUST DIE

During those words he grab the sword Joseph took and went ballistic on him while Joseph just laughs

Ken: Why are you laughing

Joseph: Easy I got under your skin I able to make you go out of control and who want to date someone who just killed there friend even than I might as well get my enjoyment out of you not being able to relieve that I kicked the bucket

Ken: Your not a frien you just.... Sob SOB SOB SSSSSOOOOOOOBBB

Just than Ken Let Go of the sword and Joseph get up and grab the sword and about to...

Joseph: You should just give up the ghost. Also When Fighting never let go of a weapon that the foe can find use to

Ken arm was chopped off and was kick back to a desk

Joseph bring out multiple bombs and brought out gasoline and take out a lighter and threw the bombs than the gasoline

Joseph: Farewell law breaker

Ken runs at Joseph

Ken: I can’t go without you dying with me

Joseph: Than Let Go bitch!

Joseph hits the activation buttton of the dangerous bomb and throw the light which was opened and lit and

KABOOOM

Joseph is launch out and hit though the windows

SMG4 Toad: Hi your came here just in time

Meggy is in a fetal position on the deathbus

Junior is confused

Bowser sobbing

Tari using her robotic arm

Joseph: I just gotten blown up had a sword in my guts and also a oxygen tank hit me I bleeding can someone give me a shirt a red one

SMG4 Toad gives Joseph a shirt and Joseph puts it on

Joseph: Thanks

Suddenly Meggy shoot out her arm and grabbed her gun and shot Joseph befor returning in the fetal position

Joseph : Ok TOAD!

Joseph throws a wrench at SMG4 Toad

Joseph: Ok thanks now along with a stab in my heart not figuratively speaking,a hit in the nuts,and multiple slashes and gashes in my gut lung damage in fact I be lucky to stay awake for 6 minutes

Jeffy screams!

Shroomy: Ok than

Joseph: Who the one up front or am I just hallucinating

SMG4: Shroomy our new weapons expertise after Meggy is in her traumatized state

Mario: Yeah Let’s go

Junior: Where are we going

Joseph: (Yeah I would say but I probably lost my voice the lungs are collapsing aren’t they)

SMG4: Easy.... Peach’s Castle

The death bus drives off

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