Jeffy

Jeffy Jeffy (or Jeffy for short) is a main character in SuperMarioLogan. Portrayed by Lance, Jeffy is a highly stupid kid (however, at some points he can be somewhat intelligent) who has a tendency to put pencils in his nose and spank his diaper often. He is also spoiled and has many characteristics of being a brat, similar to Junior. He is reluctantly looked after by Mario, whom he calls "Daddy", and his enthusiastic girlfriend Rosalina. He likes to stick his 'Pee Pee' in the Cheerio box. People say when he spanks his diaper, 'he is fapping'. In 'Happy Merry Christmas!', he saw Santa Claus and locked him outside, without his bag and took a lot of the toys.

Personality
Jeffy is flat-out retarded, outranking Tony on the Wiki's list of character attribute rankings. He has a habit of spanking his diaper despite some fans which strangely happens to be outside his pants. When he is called a "bad boy," he tends to throw a tantrum by throwing his head onto any surface, but calms down when he is called a "good boy." His parents delivered him to Mario possibly because they were too annoyed by his stupidity, and did not want to deal with him any further. Not much is known about his relationship between Junior and Joseph, despite the fact that both called him awesome after surviving a game of Russian Roulette once. Rosalina is more loving and caring towards Jeffy, to the point of acting like a motherly figure, and calling Mario off whenever he abused Jeffy.

Jeffy, however, has been shown to act smart, but in a dumb way at times, such as in "Jeffy's Homework!", when he reasoned that 8-4=8, since they are taking 4 out of the equation, even going on a profanity-laced rant. Later, in "Jeffy's Bedtime!", he called the nameless tall character in Green Eggs and Ham a liar, since the character claimed that he liked the green eggs and ham, but the illustration clearly shows that he didn't eat the ham at all. According to him, he used to live at 7 Jeffy before being dropped off at Mario's door. Jeffy also tends to soil his pants a lot. While there's no doubt that he's retarded, it's implied that Jeffy is not as handicapped as he lets on, and that he may be self aware enough to be a brat. For example, in "First Day Of School! ", he was smart enough to tell the teacher off for assigning a 10 page paper that was due the next day (though he got a note sent home for doing so).

He has also shown a bratty side, even more so than Junior, as seen in "Jeffy's Bedtime!", where he demands that Mario and Rosalina make him green eggs and ham, in "Jeffy Gets Potty Trained!", when he demands that Rosalina give him marshmallows instead of peas, in "The Hitman!", where he wanted Jello after Mario gave him green beans, and he refused to eat his nuggets because he wasn't given 20 toys and threw them away, and finally in "Locked Out", where he demanded for chocolate cake, cried when Mario didn't give him chocolate cake and locked Mario out just so he could teabag Mario's plate of cake. He also flips his desk in "First Day Of School! " because the teacher assigned a 10 page essay that was due the next day and cusses (mostly the F-word) at Jackie Chu.

Jeffy sometimes seems have a prankster personality as in "Jeffy's Cellphone!", where he prank calls several places, including an employee named Josh, and in "Shrek The Babysitter!", where he locks Shrek in the bathroom with the help of Junior. During both of these videos, he seems to be less stupid, causing many fans to think that this could be a normal version of Jeffy.

Likes

 * Pooping in his pants
 * Marshmallows
 * Playing his Cat Piano
 * Toys
 * Prank calls
 * Pencils
 * Spanking his diaper
 * Police
 * Mario
 * Saying the word "Faggot"
 * The Bunny Do
 * Songs
 * Mashed potatoes
 * Rosalina
 * Throwing stuff
 * Kicking everyone out of the house
 * Candy
 * Halloween
 * Board games
 * Chocolate cake
 * Bowser Junior
 * Cody
 * Joseph
 * Thanksgiving
 * Putting his pee pee in food
 * Lies
 * His Pooperman shirt
 * Cheesecake
 * Pretending to be The Poop Monster
 * Boobies
 * Money
 * Swearing
 * Making animal noises
 * Giraffes
 * Santa Claus
 * Music playing in his crib
 * Elephants

Dislikes

 * Green Beans
 * Peas
 * Toilets, mainly when they're flushed (this frightens Jeffy)
 * Being called a "bad boy" or a "bad Jeffy"
 * Spankies (Rape)
 * Gummies (in Mario The Babysitter "BLOOPERS")
 * Animals
 * Bees
 * The Ticket Blaster (in Jeffy's Birthday!)
 * Mario (Sometimes)
 * The Bunny Do song stopping
 * Black Yoshi
 * Jeff The Killer ("hippopotamus")
 * Scary Ostriches
 * Lollipops
 * A million dollars
 * Pieces of gum
 * Gummy worms
 * Gumballs
 * Getting the flu
 * Flu shots
 * Sitting in the corner
 * Shrek punishing him
 * His shirt running from him
 * Getting underpaid for his teeth
 * His helmet running away from him
 * School
 * Teachers
 * Homework

Sick Jeffy
Sick Jeffy  is a form of Jeffy with the flu, taking way greater effect than normal Jeffy would with other characters such as Mario, and having a chance of giving others the flu. His appearance also changes to rundown, tired, and overall extremely droopy.

Smart Jeffy
Smart Jeffy is a form of Jeffy, appearing only in the episode of the same name, who is incredibly smart compared to his normal form, due to his pencil having impaled his brain thanks to a freak accident indirectly caused by Junior. However, at the end of the video, Jeffy sneezed, blowing his pencil out back down his nose, leaving a hole in his brain, and reverting him to his normal form.

Toothless Jeffy
Toothless Jeffy is another form of Jeffy. It appears in Jeffy Loses His Teeth!, and swears alot at Mario for not getting paid much.

Mario
Mario is Jeffy's guardian. Mario has a strong dislike for Jeffy, while with Jeffy himself, he appears to like Mario. Jeffy usually calls Mario "Daddy", even though Mario is not Jeffy's birth nor adopted father and keeps telling him he's not.

Mario is incredibly unhappy that Jeffy was dropped off at his apartment door and loathes the fact he has custody of the little brat. Mario gets frustrated with Jeffy in nearly every video they appear in together. Most of the time however, it seems that Jeffy annoys Mario not on purpose. Mario has tried multiple times to get rid of Jeffy, but to avail. Most of his attempts ended with Jeffy back at Mario's step, or in the case of Where's Jeffy?, Mario going back to get Jeffy because he had Rosalina's necklace, only to find out that Jeffy gave it to a squirrel. In Bowser Junior's Nerf War!, both Mario and Jeffy even made a small cameo appearance right at the end and Mario attacked Jeffy with a Nerf gun. Because of his overwhelming stupidity (or possible retardation), Jeffy gets Mario into trouble way too much to be considered funny.

Although Mario gets annoyed with Jeffy most of the time, he has been shown to care about Jeffy, as shown in Jeffy's Mistake! when Black Yoshi was about to kill Jeffy; in Rosalina's Parents!, Mario gets scared when he assumes Jeffy fell to his death, and freaks out when Jeffy gets abducted. It's possible Mario might only care just so Rosalina won't break up with him.

Chef Pee Pee
Jeffy seems to like Chef Pee Pee. Chef Pee Pee however does not seem to have patience for Jeffy, almost as much as Mario; for instance, he got annoyed with Jeffy when Mario and him were trying to get Jeffy to eat his green beans. Chef Pee Pee also seemed upset when Jeffy ruined the pencil cake Chef Pee Pee made for him in Jeffy's Birthday!.

Rosalina
Jeffy and Rosalina seem to get along well, especially on Rosalina's side. Jeffy usually calls Rosalina "Mommy" just like how he calls Mario "Daddy". Rosalina acts like a deep motherly figure to Jeffy, to the point of sometimes caring more about Jeffy, and calling Mario out whenever he abuses Jeffy. In Jeffy Gets Potty Trained!, though, it is implied that Rosalina is slowly becoming almost as frustrated with him as Mario, as Jeffy refused to eat his peas, demanding marshmallows instead.

Brooklyn T. Guy
As a cop, Brooklyn doesn't seem to mind and cares about Jeffy, as shown in episodes such as Mario The Babysitter!, Jeffy's Bad Word!, Jeffy Goes To The Zoo! and Locked Out. However, in the third episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Brooklyn as  is shown to get annoyed with Jeffy's behavior.

Bowser Junior
When both Jeffy and Junior met for the first time in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3, Junior called Jeffy awesome for surviving a game of Russian Roulette. Jeffy was indirectly also the reason for Mario and Junior permanently recognizing each other starting from that episode, and also seems to like Junior. As of recently, both Junior and Jeffy seem to get along more, as shown in Shrek The Babysitter! and Smart Jeffy. In Jeffy Loses His Teeth! he accidently knocked one of Jeffy's teeth out and cracked the other one with a T-Ball bat.

Jeffy's Dad
Not much is known about Jeffy's relationship with his dad, though it can be assumed that he was annoyed by Jeffy's stupidity, possibly causing Jeffy to be abandoned and left at Mario's residence. He is mentioned in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3.

Feebee
In Jeffy's Sister!, it was revealed that Jeffy has a sister named Feebee. Jeffy and Feebee are very similar in character, with nearly the exact same traits. They can even communicate to each other through diaper patting, somehow. However, because she has, so far, only appeared in Jeffy's dream, some speculate that because she was not dropped off along with Jeffy, Feebee either possibly never existed in the first place, or may probably be even dead.

Reception
Jeffy seems to be the most controversial SML character ever created, and has been panned a lot by many SML fans, including Dabhdude and GamecubeDude300. People truly criticize the fact that he tortures Mario in some videos. People have even suggested that Jeffy should go back with his real parents in a future SML video, getting rid of him permanently (a few have gone even far as to suggest killing him off).

Despite the character's negative reception received so far, other fans have argued that Jeffy's negative reception is mostly due to Jeffy's Bad Word!, in particular, which has gone on to become of the most infamous and controversial SML Movies to date, because of Jeffy saying faggot and annoying Mario for half the video.. They essentially argue that ever since the release of this controversial episode, they automatically reject any episode that has Jeffy in it at all; for example, many fans point out that Jeffy haters complained about Rosalina's Parents! for having Jeffy in it, despite the fact that Jeffy only had about one minute of screen time and was not even the main focus of the episode. Locked Out also fueled Jeffy's negative reception, becoming the most disliked SML video of all time, beating Jeffy's Bad Word! with over 4,000 dislikes. This makes them the two most disliked Jeffy videos.

Quotes

 * "My name is Jeffy. See? It says it on my shirt, Je-ffy."
 * "Wanna see my pencil?"
 * "Uh! Uh! Uh!"
 * "Someone pooped my pants."
 * "See my pencil? It can go up my nose."
 * "(Cries) I'm a bad boy?! (Bonks head on the nearest object)"
 * "I'm a bad boy?!"
 * "Why?"
 * "I want that for my nose! I got an extra hole!"
 * "Coloring book?"
 * "Hey. I'm a mummy."
 * "Where my pencil at? I lost my pencil!"
 * "Hey, I found my pencil."
 * "Hey! I lost my crayon! Has anyone seen my crayon? It's yellow."
 * "Yeah, so it won't get dirty!"
 * "It's starting to itch."
 * "(Cries) You said Jeffy being a bad boy?!"
 * "Feed me, I'm a Giraffe! Ah! (Pats his Mouth, Gummy right here!"
 * "My diaper's still clean."
 * "Daddy come wipe me."
 * "I don't like green beans!!!!"
 * "My pencil broke off in my brain!"
 * "It won't fit!!!"
 * "Bawk Bawk."
 * "I love animals! My favorite animal is a carrot!"
 * "Where the f**k did you get that from? Because 4 is taken away so it's 8!"
 * "So it has another 4 when it does NOT exist somewhere within it!"
 * "Two 4s do love each other and make a baby 4! But this one is gone away! It's taken away from this thing, see? Look, you cover it up!"
 * "No, it's not! Where the f**k did it go? Where did it come back that fast?"
 * "No, it's not. The 4 looks nothing like a 2! What, did they adopted?
 * "I pulled it out of my ass."
 * "F**K THIS HELMET! F**K THIS PENCIL! AND F**K THIS DIAPER! I WANNA F**KING KNOW WHERE THAT FOUR WENT! TO COME BACK THAT F**KING FAST TO BE MAKING ANOTHER EIGHT! ITS EIGHT MINUS FOUR! YOU TAKE THE FOUR AWAY, IT'S F**KING EIGHT! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, F**K EISENHOWER, AND F**K OTHER THOSE PEOPLE, I-ITS F**KING EIGHT! TAKE THE FOUR AWAY FROM IT! TAKE THE FOUR OUT OF THE F**KING CARD! PUT AN EIGHT DOWN HERE IN THE SPACE IT'S AN EIGHT!﻿"
 * "Fwog."
 * "Daddy taught me."
 * "Because you have an 8 up there, and you take away the 4, so it's not there anymore and the 8's left, you know it's 8."
 * "Ummm...74."
 * "Gidaraffe."
 * "*Hits Cat Piano 4 times" four 4"
 * "OK. Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B, A."
 * "It's 2."
 * "Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, Strawberry, 50 fifty."
 * "I like mashed potatoes!"
 * "You left me at the park with a chicken nugget and you said, Good luck, Jeffy!"
 * "No, the squirrels are adopted me. Jeffy don't need a helmet."
 * "This guy's a liar."
 * "But he hasn't even touched his ham yet."
 * "I don't want my peas, I want marshmallows!"
 * "I think I can poop, I think I can poop let me do it."
 * "But there's something touching my ball shack!"
 * "Eat my poop, I wanna eat my poop!?
 * "Cookie Monster, I choose you!"
 * "AAAAH!!! YOU NEED WATER JEFFY!
 * "Daddy! Daddy, help me, I don't know where I'm at! uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
 * "Fiverites."
 * "(cries)Yes, you did know I was locked in the bathroom because you came up and slammed the door, and you said, 'Shut up, little shit!"
 * "What doing?"
 * "And THEN I get to call the wee-woos!!"
 * "Is Mr. Wall there?"
 * "Oops, wrong number."
 * "Faggot."
 * "Daddy raped me!"
 * "Forget? HOW DO YOU FORGET RAPE!?!"
 * "DADDY, YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"
 * "My butt hurts, Mommy."
 * "Mister police officer man, my daddy raped me!"
 * "No, he stuck his fingers in my butt, and twirled them around and sniffed them."
 * "Well, my daddy, he uh, he kept putting his hands on my butt, over and over and over again, and I screamed and I cried, but he didn't care he just kept doing it and doing it, and I cried and I cried and he said, 'YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT!', and I took it. (sobs)"
 * "DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Pooperman's is here to save the day!"
 * "Oh hey lady, do you need to be saved by Pooperman?"
 * "Grand Theft Auto? Xbox?"
 * "I died?? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
 * "Stupid Xbox! (throws it off the balcony)"
 * "I'm sorry."
 * "But I don't wanna put my PJs on Daddy, I wanna sleep in my big boy pants!"
 * "Daddy, it's squishy!"
 * "Awwww..."
 * "But I want cereal, Daddy, I want Froot Loops. With milk. UHHHHHH!"
 * "Daddy's a f**king liar!"
 * "Its my birthday and I'm at Disney World!"
 * "Oh I would like to play this game! Pick Jeffy to play this game!"
 * "(gasps) It's a pee-pee, Daddy!"
 * "(gasps) It's a big pencil, Daddy!"
 * "Daddy, can you help me put my Pooperman shirt on? I wanna wear it."
 * "Well, F**K THIS HELMET! AND F**K THIS PENCIL! AND F**K THIS DIAPER! THIS IS A HOT DOG!!"
 * "Daddy, I was just trying to show you my animal noises!"
 * "The Boogeyman doesn't go after kids with poopy pants, daddy?"
 * "Well, the Boogeyman's never gonna get me. (poops his pants)"
 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
 * "No..."
 * "Then why would they name it hot dog if it wasn't a real dog?"
 * "Cause it's hot, and it's a dog. Hot dog."
 * "Oh, hey daddy. I'm pooping in the toilet like a big boy."
 * "Oh. THAT'S why there's nothing in the toilet."
 * "I'm not gonna lie for you, liar."
 * "Can I poop in the sink?"
 * "Can I poop in the bathtub?"
 * "I wanna see a gidaraffe! Pick jeffy see a gidaraffe!"
 * "Okay, faggot."
 * "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! I gotta poop, and I don't know where to go!"
 * "AHHHHHHHHHHH! (While he was getting attacked by Harambe)"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AHHH! HE EAT MY HAND OFF!"
 * "Why you do that?"
 * "I don't even know."
 * "Daddy you got me a piggy plate? (snorts)"
 * "RAPE RAPE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!"
 * "Um, Daddy. I put my pee pee in the cereal box."
 * "It slipped."
 * "Yuck."
 * "So, it's five stars. Jeffy approved."
 * "Five stars, daddy!"
 * "Green beans makes Jeffy a sad Jeffy!"
 * "No I'm not, Daddy."
 * "I don't even know what a chicken is!"
 * "Daddy, I don't even know what a chicken sounds like."
 * "No, it's not. It's a raccoon."
 * "I'm trying to watch the poop come out, Daddy."
 * "I don't see it, Daddy."
 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCARY OSTRICHES!!!"
 * "Daddy, I think my eye came off!"
 * "Daddy, I think Taco Bell is the flu."
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm scared of lollipops daddy."
 * "Chocolate cake, please!"
 * "(cries) But you promised! You promised that I can have chocolate cake! You promised! You promised! You promised!"
 * "What's the password, nope.
 * "Erm, May I help you?"
 * "Um, I've never seen him before in my life, officer."
 * "F*** you Daddy!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE CAKE MONSTER!!!!"
 * "No Chocolate Cake Monster!"
 * "Nope. I think he's gonna go to China!"
 * "Five stars, Jeffy approved!"
 * "Daddy I don't feel so good!"
 * "Roar! I am the poop monster daddy! I eat poop give me your butt!"
 * "Hey Junior what doing?"
 * "A Rubix cube? Really?"
 * "Hey Daddy, why don't I have nipples?"
 * "FUCK THIS PENCIL, FUCK THESE PANTS, FUCK MY SWEATER, FUCK MY UNIBROW, THE ANSWER IS FUCKING EIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE AWAY THE FUCKING FOUR, SO IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE, AND THEN YOU HAVE EIGHT, AND THAT'S LEFT!!!! YOU HAVE EIGHT MINUS FOUR, TAKE THE FUCK AWAY, AND THEN PUT A LINE UNDERNEATH IT, THE ANSWER IS EIGHT!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!!!"
 * "*gasp* Daddy, Do I smell Bad??"
 * "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!"
 * "2 FUCKING DOLLARS?!"
 * "Yeah, Ate all my peas Daddy!"
 * "Dang it, I was aiming for a 301!"
 * "It slipped, daddy."
 * "Fine Daddy! Guess I will do everything around here! Jesus!"
 * Salutations everybody! My name is Jeffy.
 * "But daddy he was gonna give us a 10 page essay on what we did today and what we learned so I had tell him he was high!"
 * "Yeah, don't make come up there bitch!"
 * "NO FUCK THAT! I WANT MORE FUCKING MONEY! YOU'RE THE TOOTH FAIRY, AND YOU'RE RICH AS FUCK! SO I WANT MORE FUCKING MONEY, OR YOU CAN GIVE ME MY FUCKING TEETH BACK, DADDY!"
 * "Fuck you Teacher!"
 * "I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS YOU AIN'T GOTTA TELL ME THAT DADDY!"
 * "THAT'S MORE FUCKING LIKE IT DADDY! YOUR THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE EASTER BUNNY!!!! FUCK YOU DADDY!!!! JESUS, FUCK!!!"
 * "Must be my chocolate cake!"
 * "Uh Uh Uh Uh UH! It's Chocolate Cake! It's My favorite! I can't wait to eat it! Oh Boy!"
 * "Chocolate Cake!"
 * "But I want chocolate cake daddy!"
 * "What? My green beans are gone daddy so how about I get jello?"

Trivia

 * Many fans complained by saying that Jeffy is offensive and that he makes a mockery out of those with mental conditions. Later, Logan stated that Jeffy is supposed to be funny like Chef Poo Poo, not mentally disabled. Others don't like Jeffy because he only exists to make poor Mario miserable and make stupid jokes. This is a mistake that Brooklyn T. Guy has made in Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!.
 * In the Pokémon series, Jeffy owns a Cookie Monster, and somehow taught it Thunderbolt.
 * Despite being extremely stupid, Jeffy is still able to do many impressive acts, such as accurately painting the Mona Lisa on his Easter egg, finding a golden egg even though Mario threw it away, and saying the full alphabet backwards.
 * Jeffy is first seen without his helmet in Where's Jeffy?.
 * Jeffy sometimes speaks normally, and sometimes in 3rd person.
 * Jeffy is so far the only character to strike the same identical pose in the videos' custom thumbnails. So far, he has used two, one that lasted from his debut up until Jeffy's Mistake!, and another that lasted from the aforementioned video onwards.
 * His theme song is Doh De Oh by Kevin MacLeod﻿.
 * Jeffy has his own Facebook page, and an Instagram page.
 * In Jeffy's Birthday!, it is revealed that Jeffy's birthday is on August 21, The age might be revealed in the future.
 * The Jeffy puppet can be found on the Etsy website. The Jeffy puppet on Etsy costs $500.
 * According to some fans, he is similar to I.R Baboon from I Am Weasel as both like to put stuff in their noses.
 * Jeffy is seen with his eyes bulging in Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!, Jeffy Sleepwalks!, Jeffy's Birthday!, Jeffy's Sister!, and more (including one eye).
 * On September 22, 2016 until September 27, 2016, SML is selling Jeffy t-shirts for $19.99 USD and $26.11 Canadian dollars. This was revealed in Jeffy's Sister and the link for the website is on the description of Jeffy's Favorite Song.
 * Jeffy seems to have replaced Tony as the most retarded character in the series (contrary to belief, this is not a good thing).
 * Jeffy is afraid of ostriches and lollipops.
 * In Jeffy's Birthday!, it is revealed that Jeffy had a piece of paper in his pocket that contained information about Jeffy, in the event that he was lost. Clearly, this may probably imply his parents might still love him and this might mean that Jeffy was lost by his real parents and someone else found him, and dropped him off at Mario's doorstep.
 * It is revealed that one of Jeffy's favorite treats is chocolate cake in Locked Out.
 * YouTuber GameCubeDude300 has a strong dislike for Jeffy, but gave him a chance to be funny after he reacted to Jeffy's Homework!.
 * In First Day Of School! Jeffy is in second grade, so his age is possibly 7 or 8.
 * Even though his name has a uppercasel J on it, Jeffy perfers the J lowercased like this "j"
 * Jeffy used to bang his head on the nearest surface when he was called a bad boy, but this seems to have subsided.

Poll
Do you like Jeffy Yes! No. Kind of.