Doofy the Dragon

Doofy The Dragon is a recurring character who first appears in Bowser Junior's Sleepover. He's loved by Bowser Junior. He sings educational songs and often ends up killing himself with a gun.



Appearances

 * Bowser Junior's Sleepover (Died)
 * Bowser Junior's Pet
 * Cody's House (Died)
 * Bowser Junior's Big Mess (Died)
 * Bowser Junior's Playtime 2 (Died)
 * Cody's Sleepover (mentioned)
 * Bowser Junior's Midnight Snack (Died)

Voice Actors
Lawrence Tapar

Bathtime Song (Bowser Jr's Sleepover)
"Make Sure You Clean Your Balls!"

"Make Sure You Clean Them Good!"

"You Don't Want Smelly Balls!"

"Cause Then Woman Won't Like You!"

"Make Sure You Do Cocaine Kids!" (Hilbilly-Styled Laugh)

(Accidentally Knocks Hairdryer Into Tub, Electrocuting Him)

Farm Animals Song (Bowser Jr's Pet)
"Old Mc Donald Had A Farm!"

"E I E I O!"

"And On His Farm He Had A Bunny!"

"E I E I O!"

"That Bunny Pissed Me Off So I'll Stab It In The Face!"

(The Blood From The Bunny Covers The Camera Lense, Leaving The Rest Of The Lyrics Unheard)

Shoe Tying Song (Cody's House)
"When You Want To Learn How To Tie Your Shoes!"

"Doofy Can Teach You What To Do!"

"First You Gotta Grab One Shoe Lace!"

"Then You Gotta Grab The Other One!"

"Then You Give Up 'Cause It's Too F**king Hard!"

(Too F**king Hard)

"Then You Grab A Noose And Kill Yourself!"

(Kill Yourself)

Muffin Man Song (Bowser Jr's Big Mess)
"Do You Know The Muffin Man The Muffin Man The Muffin Man!"

"Do You Know The Muffin Man 'Cause The Asshole Owes Me Money!"

"Have You Seen The Muffin Man The Muffin Man The Muffin Man!"

"Have You Seen The Muffin Man 'Cause If You Do I'm Gonna Get My Money!"

"I'm Gonna Shoot Em! I'm Gonna Kill Em! I'm Gonna Shoot Em! Shoot Em! Shoot Em!"

"You Know What Stop The Damn Music! Stop It!"

"Muffin Man If You're Hearing This I'm Coming For Your Ass! I'm Comming! I'm Happy Too!"

(Shoots Self)

Evicted Song (Bowser Jr's Playtime 2)
"I Didn't Pay My Bills! I Didn't Pay My Bills!"

"I'm Getting Evicted 'Cause I Didn't Pay My Bills!"

"My Wife Is Leaving Me! My Wife Is Leaving Me!"

"I'm Gonna Kill Myself 'Cause My Wife Is Leaving Me!"

(Hillbilly-Styled Laugh)

"Remember Kids: Woman Will Leave You When You Lose Everything!"

(Shoots Self)

Drug Song (Bowser Jr's Midnight Snack)
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!"

"I Have Drugs Inside My Car!"

"If The Cops Show Up I'm F**ked!"

"I Might As Well Give Myself Up!"

"Oh F**k That's The Cops I'd Better Run!"

"I'm Gonna Kill Myself With This Gun!"

(Shoots Self)

Poll
Do you like Doofy The Dragon? Yes! No. Kind of.