Talk:Jeffy's Piggy Bank!/@comment-32095431-20180903084037

Jeffy's Piggy Bank! alternative ending:

Mario: I came here to tell you something.

Jeffy: Oh you did? Daddy, did you find out who stole my money?

Mario: Well, (sighs) actually Jeffy, I'm gonna tell you the truth, I took the $500.

Jeffy: wha-YOU STOLE MY FUCKING MONEY, DADDY??

Mario: I'm sorry, Jeffy,  I was just borrowing it,  I needed to pay bills, I really needed the money, so, I was just borrowing it.

Jeffy: Daddy, come here for a second.

Mario: Yeah, Jeffy.

Jeffy: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, BITCH!

(Jeffy beats the fuck out of Mario)

Jeffy: I KNEW YOU WERE TAKING MY MONEY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH, YOU'RE DILLUSIONAL AS FUCK, YOU'RE THE WORST PARENT IN THIS FUCKING STATE.

(Jeffy kicks Mario's crotch)

Jeffy: THAT'S FOR FEEDING ME GREEN BEANS!

(Jeffy elbowdrops Mario)

Jeffy: THAT'S FOR THINKING THAT YOU'RE AN EASTER BUNNY!

(Jeffy punches Mario's face)

Jeffy: THAT'S FOR THINKING THAT YOU'RE AN TOOTH FAIRY!

(Jeffy whacks Mario on the head)

Jeffy: THAT'S FOR NOT BUYING ME A GAME AND SELLING MY IPAD FOR AN COUCH!

(Jeffy stabs Mario in his back)

Jeffy: THAT'S FOR PUTTING ME IN TIMEOUT AND THINKING THAT I ESCAPED THE ROOM SAYING MAYONNAISE!

(Jeffy repeatingly beats Mario with the belt)

Jeffy: AND THAT'S FOR TAKING MY FUCKING MONEY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.

(Scene cuts to Jeffy ties him up with chains)

Jeffy: Who does that feel?

Mario: Okay, okay,  I'm sorry, Jeffy, I won't do it again.

Jeffy: you're sorry... YOU'RE SORRY... I'M CALLING THE COPS, BITCH.

Mario: Wha-NOOOOOOOOO!

Jeffy: Hello, is this the police?

Brooklyn T Guy: Yeah, this is the poli-wait, Did you actually find out who stole your money?

Jeffy: Yeah, and I think it's my daddy,

Brooklyn T Guy: Oh my- Hold up, First off, can you describe your dad to begin with.

Jeffy: he wears a red shirt, blue pants, brown shoes, and he looks like a mexican-italian plumber, and I think M on the hat stand for Mario.

Brooklyn T Guy: OH REALLY, WAS THAT REALLY HIM?

Jeffy: Yeah.

Brooklyn T Guy: OH-OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA GET TORTURED BY BEING RUNNED OVER BY A STEAMROLLER, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. (hangs up the phone)

Jeffy: See that? Daddy, you're gonna get run over by steamroller.

Mario: Please, Jeffy, Please, Don't do this to me! (Jeffy puts duct tape on his mouth)

Jeffy: Too bad, You stupid mexican fuck!

(Scene cuts to front door)

Brooklyn T Guy: Well, you actually are a hero for capturing the money thief even though it's your dad, so you earned cash reward, little champ.

Jeffy: Thank you, officer, I'm rich as fuck!

Brooklyn T Guy: and as for you, you know you're gonna get run over by a steamroller, right?

Mario: (muffled) Please don't do this to me!

Brooklyn T Guy: That's too bad, you should have thought about that before you stole $500.

Jeffy: Yeah, And have fun getting runned over, bitch!

Bowser Junior: Woah, your dad gets arrested, for what.

Jeffy: Well, Junior, I'ma tell you exactly what happened, when I was in my bedroom sleeping the piggybank, Daddy stole my money, so he's definitely going to get killed by a steamroller, and for that, I get cash reward.

Bowser Junior: Well, that sucked, but anyways, can you show me your piggy bank, cause I got Thomas piggy bank,

Jeffy: Yeah, Junior,  let me go get my piggy bank.

(Scene cuts to bedroom)

Jeffy: WHAT?? SOMEBODY STOLE MY PIGGYBANK, I left him here and- (growls)

Real Money Thief: I can't believe I never had this piggy bank before, and this looks satisfying, I'm taking it home with me, so I can steal money from someone.

Jeffy: (growls) MONEY THIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEFFFF!!!!!! (video ends)