User blog:AustinDR/Jeffy Has Kids (Review)

Fuck you, SuperMarioLogan. Fuck you and your "creativity." There had been bad SML videos, but this one takes the cake. In this video, Jeffy gets his box of Cheerios...pregnant. Yes, you heard that right. Pregnant. Knocked up. He deflowered her rose. You get the idea. And so, the box is given a C-section, resulting in it giving birth to two miniature cereal boxes and a horrible miniaturized version of Jeffy who is unable to speak vocally aside from grunting. And then we see that Jeffy is even more of a horrible parent by being dismissive of "Jeffy Jr." as he calls it. I do admit that the idea of Jeffy getting annoyed by a mini version of himself was interesting. But then things go further south when Jeffy basically "killed" all of his children; he leaves Jeffy Jr. in the toilet, saying that he would remain there until he learned to use the toilet properly, and the two boxes are basically eaten by Bowser Junior. And then Junior gets arrested for being a "cereal killer."

Honestly, while the SML videos always had surreal plots to them, this was the one episode that I felt made absolutely no sense as a valid reason for why it was made. It's not because it's disgusting of an idea (well, it is), but it's clear at this point that Logan isn't trying anymore, if he even tried at all.

Final score:

1 out of 10 stars