Board Thread:Ideas and Alternative Endings/@comment-34595515-20181214112228/@comment-34595515-20181219123908

Rh390110478 wrote:



Hey, everyone! It’s me, Rh390110478! You’re probably wondering how I’m still alive after I was killed by ??? at the end of 31 Days of Hallowiki, but the reason is that after ??? was killed, Mario brought me back with a 1UP Mushroom.

But besides that, after the Hallowiki event has ended, it’s time to to celebrate the season of giving with the 12 Days of Plushmas event! From December 14-25, I will upload a Christmas themed SML story and by the end of the event, there will be a total of 12 stories!

Also, there is not going to be that many deaths in this event compared to Hallowiki, because well it’s the Christmas season, but for CuldeeFell13, you could still make a list of deaths for the stories that do have some deaths in it.

Anyways, let the stories begin!

RH STUDIOS Presents

12 Days of Plush-Mas!

In memory of Stephen Hillenberg

1961-2018

WARNING: Some stories could contain cussing, graphic deaths, and more! Viewer discretion is advised!

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Synopsis: While playing in the snow, Junior, Joseph (Who happens to be death-prone), Cody, Toad, and Jeffy decide to build a snowman. (Insert no Frozen references) However, the snowman turns out to contain the ashes of Badman and the snowman comes to life and ends up going on a rampage! It is up to Junior and his friends to stop the snowman!

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It is snowing outside the SML house, and Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, and Toad are about to head outside.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok, guys! You get to play outside for 2 hours before the killer snowstorm comes in!

Junior: Ok! Let’s go guys!

Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, and Toad play outside in the snow.

Toad: Look at this snow angel I made!

Toad looks at his snow angle, but because of his big head, it only made a giant circle.

Toad: Dang it!

Meanwhile, Joseph makes a snowball and is aiming at Cody.

Joseph: Hey, Cody!

Cody looks at Joseph, and Joseph throws a snowball at Cody’s face.

Cody: OW! WHAT THE HECK, JOSEPH?!

Joseph: AHHAHAH!!! I LANDED A HIT!

Cody: OH YEAH?!

Cody makes a snowball and hits Joseph in the face with it.

Joseph: OW! OH, IT’S ON!

Joseph and Cody start throwing snowballs at each other. Meanwhile, Mario is in the living room, watching TV.

Mario: Ok. Just set up the fireplace. Nothing is going to disturb me while I watch TV-

Suddenly, a snowball breaks through the window and lands in the fireplace, extinguishing it.

Mario: WHY?!

Cody and Joseph continue their snowball fight just as Goodman drives by.

Goodman: Ok! Time to get Mario’s house payment-

Suddenly, a snowball lands on the windshield, blocking the view.

Goodman: OH S***!

Goodman crashes his car into a tree and it explodes, killing him.

Joseph: JUST GIVE UP DUDE!

Cody: NEVER!

Joseph and Cody throw snowballs at each other and hit each other in the face and collapse.

Joseph and Cody: Vengeance is mine...

Meanwhile, Jeffy has constructed a snow sculpture of green beans.

Junior: Hey, Jeffy! What are you making?

Jeffy: I just made a sculpture of green beans!

Junior: That looks really cool!

Jeffy: Also, do you have a snow shovel?

Junior: Sure! Here!

Junior gives the shovel to Jeffy and he destroys the green bean sculpture with it.

Junior: Why did you destroy it?!

Jeffy: That was the whole point of building it so I can destroy it because I hate green beans!

Junior: Ok. Anyways, we should build a snowman, right guys?

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Cody: Totally!

Junior: Ok! Let’s make one! A massive one!

Rh390110478: What follows is a brief construction montage.

Joseph and Cody merge a large pile of snow together and merge it with another huge pile of snow.

Junior: Looking good, guys!

A moment later.

Junior and his friends have finished constructing the snowman’s head and Cody is using a growth ray to grow a giant carrot.

Joseph: Ok! We got the carrot-

Suddenly, Joseph notices Jeffy chewing on the carrot.

Joseph: JEFFY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Jeffy: I’m eating a carrot.

Joseph: IT’S MEANT FOR THE SNOWMAN!

Jeffy: But I like carrots.

Joseph grabs the carrot and pulls on it.

Joseph: IT’S NOT FOR YOU!

Jeffy: JOSEPH! STOP!

Joseph: IT’S MEANT FOR THE-

Suddenly, Joseph slips on some ice and he and Jeffy fall off the scaffolding and plummet into the snow.

Joseph: Ouch.

Rh390110478: This has been a brief construction montage.

Junior and his friends look at the massive snowman they created.

Junior: That looks really cool, right guys?

Joseph: Yeah, it is, dude!

Cody: It looks impressive!

Junior: Let’s show Chef Pee Pee!

Joseph: Ok!

Junior and his friends head inside the house. The camera cuts to the town hall and cuts to Badman’s grave. Suddenly, the ghost of Badman flies out.

Badman: I’m ready to start killing! But where?

Badman notices the massive snowman in the distance.

Badman: Perfect!

Badman retrieves some of his ashes from the grave and flies to the snowman. He proceeds to put the ashes inside of the carrot.

Badman: Let the killing spree begin...

Badman flies back to his grave and disappears into it just as Junior and his friends exit the house with Chef Pee Pee.

Junior: Look at this huge snowman we built!

Chef Pee Pee: Wow! That looks really cool!

Suddenly, Cody notices one of the snowman’s arms moving.

Cody: Junior? That snowman’s arm just moves.

Junior: No it didn’t, Cody! You’re just seeing stuff!

Cody: Fine.

Joseph: It’s pretty cool, right.-

Suddenly, the snowman comes to life and roars.

Joseph: WHAT THE-

The snowman grabs Joseph and eats him, killing him.

Junior, WHAT THE F***?,

Chef Pee Pee: IS THAT THING ALIVE?!

Cody: RUN!

Junior, Toad, Cody, Jeffy and Chef Pee Pee run from the snowman, but the snowman shoots a giant ice spike out of its stomach and it launches towards Toad.

Toad: OH S***-

Toad is impales by the ice spike, killing him.

Junior: KEEP RUNNING!

Junior, Chef Pee Pee, Jeffy and Cody run past Crash Bandicoot.

Crash: Hey, guys!

Crash notices the snowman.

Crash: HOLY MOTHER OF-

The snowman breathes at Crash Bandicoot, freezing him alive. The snowman grabs the frozen Crash and throws him at the town hall where he shatters into pieces, killing him.

Simmons: BREAKING NEWS! A giant snowman is rampaging through the city of Pensacola! The police are currently dealing with the snowman- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY BACK! NO!

The snowman eats Simmons, killing him. Meanwhile, the police are shooting at the snowman, but it is taking no damage.

M&M’s Chief: COME ON! WHY WONT IT DIE?!

The snowman forms an ice axe out of its stomach and slices M&M’s Chief “in half”, killing him.

Cody: HOW DO WE STOP THE SNOWMAN?!

Jeffy: LOOK! THE CARROT IS GLOWING!

Junior: MAYBE IF WE REMOVE THE CARROT, IT WILL STOP IT!

Chef Pee Pee: WELL, LET’S TAKE OFF THE CARROT!

Junior: LET’S CLIMB UP!

Junior, Cody, Jeffy, and Chef Pee Pee begin climbing the snowman and it notices them.

Snowman: GET OFF!

The snowman forms ice spikes all over it’s body, but Junior and the others dodge them.

Junior: KEEP CLIMBING!

Junior and the others eventually make it to the snowman’s face.

Snowman: DIE!

Chef Pee Pee: QUICK! THE CARROT!

Junior and the others pull on the carrot and eventually pull it off the snowman and it falls to the ground.

Sonic: Ok! Just made enough rings at charity to improve my fan base-

Sonic is crushed by the giant carrot, killing him.

Snowman: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The snowman screams as it melts into water, killing it.

Junior: YES! IT’S DEAD!

Cody: Finally!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, let’s head back home before the snowstorm starts!

Junior: Ok!

Junior and the others head back home while Jeffy continues to eat the giant carrot.

Jeffy: This is a tasty carrot!

THE END

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Synopsis: Mario and the others are getting ready for Christmas, but there’s one problem... There’s no Christmas tree! Mario must now find a way to find a Christmas tree before Christmas Eve before it is too late!

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Mario and the others are in the living room, setting up the Christmas decorations.

Mario: Christmas is getting close, guys!

Black Yoshi: I hope I get the new call of duty this year!

Junior: I would like a diamond Thomas!

Jeffy is hanging popcorn strings of the balcony rails.

Mario: Jeffy! Are you hanging the popcorn strings?

Jeffy: Yes, daddy!

Jeffy hangs up the last of the popcorn string, but grabs the strings and eats all of the popcorn off of it.

Mario: Ok! Since it is getting close to Christmas, we got to make sure we have everything for Christmas!

Bowser: What about a Christmas tree?

Mario: We don’t have one yet, but I can just afford it. I’ll go get my wallet.

Mario opens the wallet, but screams when he sees there is no money inside.

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE MONEY?!

Outside, SMG4 Mario is sitting at the front door, eating a truckload of spaghetti.

SMG4 Mario: It was easy getting that guy’s money to get me some spaghetti!

Back inside, Mario is freaking out.

Mario: WITHOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE, THERE CAN’T BE A CHRISTMAS!

Bowser: WHAT DO WE DO?!

Mario: I know!

Mario gets the newspaper and looks in the job applications.

Mario: Goodman owns a Christmas tree lot, that I can work at. When I raise enough money, I can buy a Christmas tree.

Bowser: That sounds like a good idea!

Mario: I’ll go apply!

Mario gets into his car and drives off.

The next day.

Mario is at Goodman’s Christmas tree lot.

Goodman: Ok, Mario! What you do is you must sell Christmas trees to people and get their money. If you do well, I will pay you!

Mario: Ok!

A montage starts of Mario selling Christmas trees to Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, SMG4, Kirby, Link, and Jackie Chu.

Goodman: Wow! You just sold a lot of Christmas trees!

Mario: I know!

Goodman: Here’s your pay!

Goodman gives Mario 200 dollars.

Mario: Yes! This is enough to buy a Christmas tree!

Mario is about to leave, but notices Goodman offering a Christmas tree to a homeless family.

Goodman: As you can see by this photo, this Christmas tree is the most beautiful tree of them all! That will be 200 dollars!

Father: Ok. I guess I can afford it.

Mario notices the real Christmas tree behind the poster which is just a poorly made one made out of glue, sticks, and leaves.

Mario: STOP!

Mario grabs the poster and rips it in half, revealing the actual tree.

Mother: That’s the tree?!

Father: Were you trying to scam us?!

Goodman: NO! I CAN EXPLAIN-

The father tackles Goodman, beats him up, and takes his money.

Father: We are going somewhere else to get a tree from now on!

The homeless family walks out of the lot.

Goodman: NO! COME BACK! NO!

Goodman looks angrily at Mario.

Goodman: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Mario: YOU WERE TRYING TO SCAM A HOMELESS FAMILY!

Goodman: YOU COST ME 200 BUCKS!

Mario: WELL, YOU DESERVED IT!

Goodman: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE FIRED!

Mario: FINE! I GOT MY MONEY ANYWAYS!

Goodman: AND I’M TAKING YOUR PAY!

Mario: WHAT?!

Goodman grabs Mario’s pay.

Mario: NO!

Goodman grabs Mario and throws him out of the lot.

Goodman: GOOD RIDDANCE!

After throwing Mario out, Goodman puts the money in his pocket and lights a cigar.

Goodman: Now it’s going to take a while before I can scam someone else...

Goodman stupidly puts the lit cigarette in his pocket, burning his butt.

Goodman: OW! IT BURNS!

Goodman runs all over the Christmas tree lot, and ends up knocking over a lot of glue buckets which turn out to be flammable.

Goodman: MAKE IT STOP!

Goodman falls into a bucket of glue and accidentally touches a firework.

Goodman: OH NO! IT’S STUCK!

Goodman frantically tries to shake the rocket off, but accidentally lights it with the cigar and ends up crashing into a huge firework display with a lot of shrapnel and it lights the flammable glue trail.

Goodman: Oh no...

The rocket activates and fires into the air, taking Goodman with it.

Goodman: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Goodman launches into the air, where the rocket explodes, just as the entire firework display explodes and the flaming shrapnel rains down onto the Christmas trees, setting them on fire, just as Goodman crashes into the ground.

Goodman: OW!

Goodman notices his Christmas tree lot on fire.

Goodman: MY CHRISTMAS TREE LOT! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!

The scene transitions to Mario heading back home.

Mario: Can’t believe I got fired...

Mario enters the house and is greeted by Bowser.

Bowser: Hey, Mario! Did you get the Christmas tree yet?

Mario: Um... yeah... It’s just at the dealership. I’ll go get it!

Bowser: Ok!

Mario runs out of the house.

Mario: NOW I REALLY NEED TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE!

Mario notices a robber dragging a Christmas tree behind him.

Mario: Perfect!

Robber: Ok! Just stole this Christmas tree from the police department-

Mario: GIVE ME THAT TREE!

Mario tackles the robber and the two fight over the Christmas tree.

Mario: I NEED THAT TREE!

Robber: NO! IT’S MINE!

The fight ends up causing the tree to fly into the air where a truck runs it over, destroying it.

Mario and Robber: NO!

Robber: SEE WHAT YOU DID?!

Mario: NO! YOU DID THAT!

Suddenly, the police show up.

Brooklyn Guy: THERE YOU ARE!

Brooklyn Guy handcuffs the robber and drags him into the police car.

Robber: NOOOO!!!

Mario: What’s going on?

Brooklyn Guy: I see you caught the Christmas tree bandit! We’ve been hunting him down for years!

Mario: Thanks!

Brooklyn Guy: I also saw that you needed a Christmas tree!

Mario: How did you know?

Brooklyn Guy: I saw you fighting the robber for the tree,

Mario: Ok!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I have a Christmas tree that I can give to you for free!

Mario: Really?!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes!

Mario: Thanks!

Brooklyn Guy: You’re welcome! I’ll go get it from my house!

Mario: Ok!

An hour later.

Brooklyn Guy has given Mario the Christmas tree.

Mario: Thanks for the tree!

Brooklyn Guy: You’re welcome! Also, let me know when thanksgiving comes!

Brooklyn Guy drives off.

Mario: Finally got the tree!

Mario enters the house with the tree.

A moment later.

Mario has set up the tree.

Mario: Ok! I finally got the tree!

Bowser: It looks really cool, Mario!

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Mario: Thanks! I’m going to go check on the thanksgiving dinner!

Bowser: Ok!

Mario enters the kitchen.

To be continued...

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Synopsis: An SML re-enactment of the classic Christmas story!

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Cody in the game room playing with toys.

Cody: Christmas Eve, and I still don’t have an idea for Junior’s present. It’s got to be something really special-

Cody ends up stepping on something.

Cody: OW! WHAT WAS THAT?!

Cody picks up the object and it turns out to be Junior’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy.

Cody: Oh, it’s Junior’s Thomas toy.

Cody suddenly realizes something.

Cody: Hey, Wait! That gives me a neat idea! I’ll get Junior a train table to put his Thomas toy on! That’s a great idea!

Meanwhile, Junior enters the house.

Junior: Ok! I’m back from McDonald’s! I wonder where Cody is at?

Suddenly, Junior notices something on the floor.

Junior: Hey. What’s this?

Junior picks up the object and it turns out to be Junior’s Ken doll.

Junior: It’s Cody’s Ken doll.

Junior realizes something.

Junior: Hey! Now I know what to get Cody for Christmas! I’ll give him an expensive outfit to put on his Ken doll! That’s what I’ll get him! Then, Ken can look more fabulous and hunky to Cody.

Junior sets Ken on the couch and runs out of the house.

One hour later.

Junior arrives at Screwball the Clown’s pawnshop.

Junior: Hey there, Screwball!

Screwball: Hello there, Junior! What brings you here?

Junior: Well, I’m doing a bit of last minute Christmas shopping, and-

Junior notices a tuxedo outfit for Ken on display,

Junior: That is a fine looking Ken doll tuxedo you have there!

Screwball: Really? Thank you!

Screwball takes the tuxedo off the display.

Junior: Well, I don’t have any money, but you don’t suppose I give you my Thomas the tank engine toy for the tuxedo. Would you trade?

Screwball: Your Thomas toy? Are you sure?

Junior: Well... I just got to have that Ken doll tuxedo, Screwball.

Screwball: Well, it sounds really important to you so here you go!

Screwball hands Junior the tuxedo.

Junior: Thank you, Screwball. Well, here’s Thomas.

Junior hands Thomas to Screwball.

Junior: Goodbye, Screwball... Goodbye, Thomas...

Screwball: Goodbye, Junior.

Junior leaves the store just as Cody enters.

Junior: Oh! Hey, Cody!

Cody: Hi, Junior!

Junior: Definitely not doing last minute Christmas shopping!

Cody: Me too!

Junior leaves the store and Cody heads to Screwball.

Cody: Um, Mr. Screwball?

Screwball: Yes?

Cody: Um...

Cody waits for Junior to be out of sight.

Cody: Ok. He’s gone. Anyways, Screwball?

Screwball: Yes?

Cody: I am prepared to offer you the deal of a lifetime! Ready?

Screwball: Yes.

Cody: Alright.

Cody pulls out his Ken doll.

Cody: Here is my beloved Ken doll! See, there’s the most hunky spot right in the middle!

Screwball: Looks very impressive!

Cody: I know! Anyways, I am prepared to trade you this terrific Ken doll for just a holiday themed train table! Wood color: Blue! What do you say? Do we have a deal?

Screwball: I must say you... talked me into it!

Cody: Terrific! Thank you!

Cody gives Screwball the Ken doll and Screwball hands Cody the train table.

Screwball: Are you sure?

Cody: Yes. I’m sure.

Screwball: Ok.

Cody: Thank you, Screwball. By the way, do you think I can visit my Ken- never mind...

Cody leaves with the train table.

The next day.

It is Christmas Day and Junior and Cody are in the living room with their presents.

Cody: Well, time to open our presents, Junior!

Junior: Sure is, Cody! Let’s open them!

Cody: Yeah!

Junior hands Cody his present.

Junior: This present is for you.

Cody: Thanks! This one right here is for you!

Cody hands Junior his present.

Junior: Hey, Cody! You should open yours first!

Cody: Thanks! By the way, that is a very good packing job!

Junior: Thanks! Now open it!

Cody: Ok!

Cody opens his present and pulls out the Ken tuxedo.

Cody: Wow! A tuxedo! That looks really fancy!

Junior: I got it specifically for your Ken doll, Cody!

Cody realizes he gave away his Ken doll.

Cody: What?

Junior: I got the tuxedo so you can put your Ken doll on it.

Cody: Oh. Well...

Junior: Come on, Cody! Put the tuxedo on your Ken doll so I can see how he looks! I can’t wait to see!

Cody: Actually Junior! How about you open your present? You didn’t open yours yet!

Junior: Ok! Looks pretty huge!

Junior opens his present and pulls the train table out of the box.

Junior: WOW! YOU GOT ME A HOLIDAY THEMED TRAIN TABLE!

Cody: I sure did! I got it for your Thomas toy.

Junior realizes he gave away his Thomas toy.

Junior: What?

Cody: You know! So he won’t keep falling off the table and ending up in the floor. Let’s see how he looks in it! Go get Thomas!

Junior: Well...

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.

Junior: Hello? Come in!

The person enters the living room and it turns out to be Screwball with two presents.

Screwball: Merry Christmas, Junior!

Junior: Thanks, Screwball!

Cody: Hello, Screwball!

Junior: What are you doing here?

Screwball: I just came to drop off some Christmas presents!

Junior and Cody: Wow!

Screwball: This is for you, Cody!

Screwball gives Cody his present.

Cody: Thank you, Screwball!

Screwball: And this one is for you, Junior!

Screwball gives Junior his present.

Junior: Thank you, Screwball!

Cody: Nice!

Junior: What did you get, Cody?

Cody: I don’t know! I’ll open it up!

Junior: Ok!

Cody opens the present and pulls out his Ken doll.

Cody: It’s Ken! Thank you, Screwball!

Screwball: You’re welcome!

Junior: Cody? How did Screwball get your Ken doll?

Screwball: Nevermind, Junior! Just open your present!

Junior: Ok!

Junior opens his present and inside is his Thomas the Tank Engine toy.

Junior: It’s my Thomas toy!

Cody: Junior? How did Screwball get Thomas?

Junior: That’s sort of a long story, Cody! But, thanks a lot, Screwball!

Screwball: You’re welcome!

Cody: Um, Junior?

Junior: Yes, Cody?

Cody: We didn’t get Screwball anything!

Junior: You’re right, Cody!

Screwball: Actually, I got the best Christmas present ever!

Junior and Cody: What do you mean?

Screwball: I got to see that everyone got exactly what they wanted for Christmas!

Junior and Cody: Nice!

Screwball: Merry Christmas!

Junior and Cody: Merry Christmas, Screwball!

Screwball leaves the house.

Cody: Merry Christmas, Junior!

Junior: Merry Christmas to you too, Cody!

Junior and Cody head upstairs to play with their new presents.

THE END

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Special Guest-Stars: Me and CuldeeFell13!

Synopsis: Black Yoshi wants the new Call of Duty game on Black Friday! However, Mario refuses to buy the game because Black Yoshi never pays him back so Black Yoshi has only one alternative... STEAL!

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Black Yoshi is in the living room playing Call of Duty: WW2.

Black Yoshi: Man, I love playing some Call of Duty!

Mario enters the room.

Mario: Hey, Black Yoshi!

Black Yoshi: Hey, Mario!

Mario: What are you doing?

Black Yoshi: I’m just playing some Call of Duty!

Mario: Ok! I’ll see you later!

Black Yoshi: Ok!

Mario leaves the room.

Black Yoshi: Time to continue playing-

Suddenly, a commercial pops up.

Voice: Do you want to get the new Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII?! Then you should get it during Black Friday because on that day only, it is 50% off! If you miss the day, then you are a noob who will never go anywhere in life so get the new Black Ops IIII in stores on Black Friday now!

Black Yoshi runs out of the house, steals a plane and flies it to an island.

Shy Guy Leader: You want us to do what again?

Black Yoshi: I want you to...

Black Yoshi whispers in the Shy Guy leader’s ear.

Shy Guy Leader: Ok! I’ll do it!

Black Yoshi: Thanks!

Black Yoshi flies the plane back to the SML house and enters the game room.

Black Yoshi: Time to text Mario!

Black Yoshi sends Mario the text: Go outside!

Black Yoshi: Now, we wait...

Mario is in the living room watching TV until he gets Black Yoshi’s text.

Mario: Why does Black Yoshi want me to go outside?

Mario heads outside, but the ground suddenly begins shaking.

Mario: WHAT THE?! IS THERE AN EARTHQUAKE?!

Lava bursts out of the ground, and then a giant Aztec statue of Black Yoshi burst out of the ground and rises to the clouds. After rising, it says...

Black Yoshi statue: MARIO PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: OW! MY EARS!

The Black Yoshi statue self destructs and the lava sinks back into the Earth.

Mario: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

Mario runs into the game room.

Black Yoshi: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Do you know what just happened outside?!

Black Yoshi: Yes, I just asked a couple of shy guys to make a statue of me saying Mario Please!

Mario: BUT WHY?! IT CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE!

Black Yoshi: It’s the rule of cool! Anyways, Mario please!

Mario: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Black Yoshi: They are selling Black Ops IIII For 50% on Black Friday! I need you to get the game! I promise I’ll pay you back!

Mario experiences flashbacks of all the times Black Yoshi begged for a new Call of Duty.

Mario: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Mario transforms into a glowing red version of himself with blue eyes.

Black Yoshi: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Mario: (with voice of the legion) FOR THE LAST TIME, BLACK YOSHI, I AM NOT BUYING THAT GAME! YOU HAVE MADE ME SO MAD THAT I HAVE TRANSCENDED THE MORTAL PLAIN! IF YOU BEG FOR THE GAME AGAIN, I WILL PROMISE YOU PAIN WITHOUT END! YOU GOT THAT?!

Black Yoshi: Y-yes, Mario!

Mario turns back to normal.

Mario: Just don’t beg for the game again!

Mario leaves the room.

Black Yoshi: I need to find a way to get the game before Black Friday ends!

Black Yoshi looks out the window and notices a robber stealing some toys.

Robber: I can’t believe I stole from the children’s foundation! I’m so getting coal this year! MUHAHAHAH!!

Black Yoshi: That’s it! I can just steal the game! I just to avoid the authorities since they will be patrolling the store. I start the plan at midnight...

At midnight.

Black Yoshi arrives at GameStop.

Black Yoshi: Ok! Time to steal the game! I got to be careful though!

Black Yoshi enters GameStop.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey there! How are you?

Black Yoshi: I’m doing good!

Black Yoshi enters the controller aisle.

Black Yoshi: Ok. I just need to get to the game aisle.

Black Yoshi notices a massive crowd of people.

Black Yoshi: I believe I found it...

Black Yoshi heads into the crowd, and finds the 50% Black Ops IIII.

Black Yoshi: FOUND THE GOLD!

Black Yoshi runs towards the game, but is suddenly punched out by an obese person who steals the game.

Fatass: I’ll be taking that!

Black Yoshi: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Black Yoshi chases after Fatass and beats him up.

Fatass: OW! STOP!

Black Yoshi: GIVE ME THE GAME!

Fatass: NEVER!

Fatass throws s*** into Black Yoshi’s eyes.

Black Yoshi: EWW! GROSS!

Fatass: Thanks for the game!

Fatass runs off.

Black Yoshi: OH NO YOU DON’T!

Black Yoshi climbs onto a shelf and runs along the edge, and sees Fatass walking towards the exit.

Black Yoshi: COME HERE!

Black Yoshi tackles Fatass and pulls on his hair.

Fatass: OW! GET OFF!

Fatass tumbles into a shelf causing a lot of Xbox controllers to fall off.

Black Yoshi: GIVE ME THE GAME!

Fatass: NO!

Fatass grabs an Xbox controller and strangles Black Yoshi with it.

Black Yoshi: STOP!

Fatass: NEVER! DIE!

Black Yoshi grabs a nearby crowbar and beats Fatass with it.

Fatass: YOU WILL PAY!

Fatass grabs the TF2 Bread Monster, rips it in half, and wears them as boxing gloves.

Black Yoshi: IT’S ON!

Black Yoshi grabs another Bread Monster and rips it in half and does the same thing.

Fatass: FIGHT ME BRO!

Black Yoshi and Fatass punch each other as everyone in the store starts to watch the fight and Brooklyn Guy starts holding bets on who will win.

Fatass: YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER GOT IN MY WAY!

Black Yoshi: I DON’T THINK SO!

Black Yoshi punches Fatass in the face and the Bread Monster bites him.

Fatass: OW! GET IT OFF!

Fatass lunges at Black Yoshi, but Black Yoshi dodges And Fatass plummets off the shelf. At the bottom, Rh390110478 and CuldeeFell13 are buying some materials.

Rh390110478: This is perfect for the SML and SMG4 Crossover Series, right CuldeeFell?

CuldeeFell13: Yeah! I also got some stuff for my robot invasion series-

Suddenly, both Rh390110478 and CuldeeFell13 are crushed by Fatass, destroying the materials.

CuldeeFell13: NO! OUR MATERIALS!

Rh390110478: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!

Rh390110478 and CuldeeFell13 grab crowbars and attack Fatass. Black Yoshi watches from on top of the shelf.

Black Yoshi: YEAH! YOU GET HIM!

Meanwhile, at the house, Mario is watching TV.

Mario: Ok. Just watching some TV to get my mind off of Black Yoshi begging for the game-

Suddenly, the news comes on.

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M’kay? It has been reported that a full scale brawl between Black Yoshi, an obese person, and two unknown SML Wiki users is occurring at the local GameStop. So come on down, and place your bets on who will win! I bet all money on Black Yosh!

Mario: ... BLACK YOSHI?!! WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Mario gets into his car and drives to GameStop.

Meanwhile, back at GameStop, Rh390110478 jumps on Fatass and slams his face repeatably into a shelf.

CuldeeFell13: WE NEEDED THOSE MATERIALS FOR OUR SERIES!

CuldeeFell13 grabs a baseball bat, breaks it in half and shoves it up Fatass’s a**.

Fatass: THAT S*** STINGS!

CuldeeFell13: Good!

CuldeeFell13 grabs Fatass and throws him into a shopping cart and begins pushing that cart at a high speed.

Fatass: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP!

CuldeeFell13 lets go of the cart and it crashes into a tall shelf sending it crashing down on Fatass.

Rh390110478: Nice one, CuldeeFell!

Black Yoshi: My turn!

Black Yoshi pulls Fatass out of the shelf and beats him up.

Fatass: Please stop...

Black Yoshi: NEVER!

Black Yoshi throws Fatass through the window, cutting him severely.

Fatass: MY BEAUTIFUL THICC BODY!

Rh390110478 grabs a headcrab and forces it onto Fatass’s head.

Fatass: OW! THIS THING IS BITING ON MY SKULL!

Rh390110478 pulls the headcrab off and hits Fatass in the face with it.

CuldeeFell13: My turn!

CuldeeFell13 throws a bomb at Fatass and it explodes, sending him flying.

Fatass: (goofy scream)

Fatass crashes into the cash register and Rh390110478 grabs his head and bashes it into the cash register repeatably.

Rh390110478: THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR RUINING OUR MATERIALS!

Rh390110478 throws Fatass at Black Yoshi who catches him and throws him into a ceiling lamp sending it crashing down onto Fatass.

Fatass: OW!

Black Yoshi: TIME TO FINISH YOU!

Black Yoshi grabs Fatass, pulls out his tongue and sticks it onto the conveyer belt while CuldeeFell13 turns it on and Fatass’s tongue is brutally ripped out of his mouth.

Fatass: MY TONGUE! YOU DESTROYED MY TONGUE!

Rh390110478: FINISH HIM!

Black Guy dips his hands into a vat of molten metal and pulls them out, having created titanium boxing gloves.

Black Yoshi: K.O!

Black Yoshi punches Fatass in the face so hard it flies off his body, killing him. Fatass’s head flies into a fire extinguisher impaling it, and sending it flying it into the sky until it explodes and covers everyone in a massive amount of blood.

Black Yoshi: That will teach you!

Everyone cheers for Black Yoshi just as Brooklyn Guy appears.

Brooklyn Guy: THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE! YOU JUST DEFEATED THAT GUY!

Black Yoshi: Thanks!

Brooklyn Guy: As a reward, you win the 50% Black Ops IIII for free!

Black Yoshi: YES! THANK YOU!

Rh390110478 And CuldeeFell13 cheer for Black Yoshi while wearing Black Yoshi shirts.

Rh390110478: Congratulations!

Black Yoshi: Thanks for helping out!

Suddenly, someone bursts through the door and pushes through the crowd.

Brooklyn Guy: Who is that?

Mario: BLACK YOSHI!!!

Black Yoshi: Oh s***...

Mario runs up to Black Yoshi.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Black Yoshi: I just got in a fight with a guy, won and they gave me Black Ops IIII for free-

Mario slaps Black Yoshi as the crowd gasps.

Mario: STOP LYING!

CuldeeFell13: Dude! Calm down-

Mario grabs CuldeeFell13 and throws him into a shelf.

Rh390110478: HEY! THAT’S MY FRIEND THERE-

Mario breaks Rh390110478’s arm.

Rh390110478: OW!

Mario: ANYWAYS, I TOLD YOU I AM NOT BUYING YOU THE GAME SO YOU DECIDED TO STEAL IT?!

Black Yoshi: But they gave it to me for free-

Mario: QUIET!

CuldeeFell13: Seriously! He’s telling the truth-

Mario: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! NOW GIVE ME THAT!

Mario grabs the game and rips it in half.

Black Yoshi: NO! MY REWARD!

Mario: SHUT UP! YOU TRIED TO STEAL THE GAME! THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE! AUTHORITIES! ARREST HIM!

Brooklyn Guy pulls out handcuffs, but suddenly tases Mario.

Mario: OW!

Brooklyn Guy handcuffs Mario.

Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Brooklyn Guy: THAT GUY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ALL ALONG! YOU DESTROYED HIS PRIZE AND YOU ALSO DESTROYED PUBLIC PROPERTY!

Mario: HE’S LYING!

Brooklyn Guy: YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO PRESERVE YOUR OWN EGO! YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!

Mario: NO! ARREST BLACK YOSHI! NOT ME!

Brooklyn Guy: But, first...

Brooklyn Guy throws Mario to Rh390110478 and CuldeeFell13.

CuldeeFell13: I’ve been waiting for this...

Rh390110478: Yes...

Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Rh390110478 And CuldeeFell13 brutally beat up Mario and throw him into a shelf causing it to fall on top of him.

Rh390110478: THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR HURTING MY FRIEND!

CuldeeFell13: Yeah!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! You guys had your fun! Now, where was I? Oh yeah! OK, MARIO! YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME! Also, hang on...

Brooklyn Guy pulls out another Black Ops IIII and tosses it to Black Yoshi.

Brooklyn Guy: You’re lucky the store has plenty of copies! OK, TUBBY, LET’S GO!

Mario: NO! LET ME GO! I’M INNOCENT! I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, BLACK YOSHI! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brooklyn Guy throws Mario into his police car and drives him to prison.

Black Yoshi: Time to go play my game...

Black Yoshi leaves GameStop as everyone cheers his name.

THE END

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Synopsis: Junior, Joseph, and Jeffy realize they are on Santa’s naughty list! The three along with a reluctant Cody travel to the North Pole to take themselves off the naughty list!

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At the mall, Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy are waiting to see Santa.

Junior: I’m so excited to see Santa right guys?!

Cody: I know!

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Jeffy: I’m going to ask for a Fortnite battle pass!

Junior: Ok! My turn!

Junior sits on Santa’s lap.

Santa: Ho! What would you like for Christmas?

Junior: I would like a...

One hour later.

Junior: Snowboard, shoe box, planet sun, Bread Monster, PS5, Xbox Two, Chef v2, pizza, and a pillowcase!

Santa: Ok! I think that is enough!

Junior leaves Santa’s lap.

Joseph: Finally, dude!

After Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy ask what they want for Christmas.

Cody: Ok! We finally asked what we wanted for Christmas!

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Junior notices Santa walking into a storage room.

Joseph: What are you looking at, dude?

Junior: I wonder if we are on Santa’s Nice list.

Joseph: I hope I’m on it!

Jeffy: Me too!

Cody: I already know I’m on it!

Junior: I’m going to sneak in and look!

Cody: What?!

Joseph: That’s a great idea!

Junior: I’m going to go see if we are on his nice list!

Jeffy: Ok, Junior!

Cody: But if you get caught, they will throw you in jail!

Junior: I won’t get caught, Cody! I’ll just go inside, sneak a look at the list, then leave before Santa notices me!

Cody: Fine! But real quick!

Junior: Ok!

Junior follows Santa into the storage room and notices him looking at his list.

Santa: Man! There is a lot of kids on my naughty list this year!

Junior: There’s the list! But how do I distract Santa?

Junior notices a bag of cookies.

Junior: Perfect!

Junior throws the bag of cookies out the door and Santa notices them.

Santa: Cookies!

Santa runs out of the room to eat the cookies and Junior runs to the list.

Junior: Ok! Time to check real quick!

Junior looks at the nice list, but can’t find his, Joseph, and Jeffy’s names on the list.

Junior: Where is our names?!

Junior finds Cody’s name on the list.

Junior: Well, Cody is on the list.

Junior looks at the naughty list and screams when he sees his, Joseph, and a Jeffy’s names on the naughty list.

Junior: I’M ON THE NAUGHTY LIST?!

???: Am I interrupting something?

Junior turns around and screams when he sees Santa behind him.

Santa: Sneaking a peek at my list?

Junior: NO! I’M NOT!

Santa: I’m going to have to teach you a lesson!

Santa snaps his fingers causing Junior to be teleported onto a soda bottle. Santa shakes the bottle and opens it, sending Junior flying out of the room.

Junior: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Junior crashes into the back door and the bottle explodes.

Joseph: Junior! What happened?

Junior: We’re on the naughty list!

Joseph: What?!

Jeffy: That is horse s***!

Cody: What about me?!

Junior: You were on the nice list.

Cody: Ok. That’s a relief!

Junior: BUT WHAT DO WE DO?! WE CAN’T BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!

Joseph: I know dude!

Junior: What is it?

Joseph: At midnight, we sneak out of the house and go to the North Pole! Once we get to the list, we put ourselves on the nice list!

Junior: That’s a brilliant plan, Joseph!

Cody: That’s a terrible idea!

Junior: What do you mean?

Cody: My parents will kill me if they find out I snuck out to the North Pole, and besides, the North Pole is a thousand miles away!

Junior: Oh. Well, how do we get there then?!

Cody: Well, I still have that teleporting machine so we can just teleport to the North Pole! But, I’m not coming so I don’t want to get in trouble!

Junior: They may have Ken dolls!

Cody: Ok! I’m in!

Junior: Ok! So let’s wait until midnight!

A few hours later.

All of the SML Characters have gone to sleep. Junior wakes up and texts his friends to come over. When they arrive, Junior opens the window and they climb inside.

Joseph: Ok! Cody, did you bring the teleporter?

Cody: I did!

Junior: Ok! Good! Now we have to get Jeffy-

Suddenly, Jeffy shows up.

Jeffy: Ok! I’m here!

Junior: How did you get out of Mario’s room?

Jeffy: I snuck cyanide pills in his spaghetti. He is going to sleep forever.

Cody: Jeffy! It was supposed to be sleeping pills!

Jeffy: Oh.

Cody: Nevermind! Let’s just use the teleporter!

Jeffy: Ok!

Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy use the teleporter to teleport to the North Pole.

Cody: Ok! We’re at the North Pole!

Junior: Nice! We just got to find the list and put ourselves on the nice list!

Joseph: I believe that Santa is inside of that giant toy shop!

Jeffy: It’s giant, alright!

Junior: Well, let’s go get the list!

Junior and the others head to the workshop entrance, but are blocked by two elf guards.

Guard 1: What are you doing here?

Junior: Well... We work for Santa! We were just giving him the message to speed up the toy process.

Guard 2 takes the message.

Guard 2: Why is it written on a snowball?

Junior: Um...

Junior grabs a candy cane, breaks it in half, and decapitates both of the guards, killing them.

Cody: JUNIOR! WHAT THE F***?!

Junior: We can’t get caught, you know!

Junior and the others enter the workshop and witness a lot of elves making toys.

Jeffy: Look at all those elves!

Junior: That is a lot. But we are focusing on the list!

Junior and the others sneak past the elves and make it to the staircase, but a voice is heard.

Elf: HEY! THESE GUARDS ARE DEAD!

Junior: Run, boys!

Junior and the others run upstairs with the elves chasing after them.

Junior: QUICK! WE MUST GET TO SANTA’S OFFICE!

Elf 2: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Joseph: I SEE SOME TNT!

Joseph activates the TNT and it explodes, causing a large pile of debris to crush and kill a dozen elves.

Jeffy: KEEP RUNNING!

Junior and the others come across a trio of nutcrackers.

Nutcracker 1: I am prepared to bite your nuts!

Nutcracker 3: YOU ARE NUT ALLOWED TO BE IN HERE!

Junior: Really? Nut puns?

Nutcracker 2: MAY THE NUTS BE WITH YOU!

Nutcracker 2 attack Cody, but Cody vaporizes him with a spell.

Nutcracker 3: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NUTS!

Nutcracker 3 attacks Jeffy, but he is kicked into a giant fireplace and is burned alive.

Nutcracker 3: I’M BURNING! BURNING! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD DEPRIVE ME OF MY BEAUTIFUL NUTINESS! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Nutcracker 3 disintegrates into ashes.

Nutcracker 1: YOU WILL WISH YOU HAVE NUT FOUGHT US!

Nutcracker 1 attack’ Junior, but he kicks him in the crotch.

Nutcracker 1: MY NUTS! MY BEAUTIFUL THICC NUTS!

Nutcracker 1 dies.

Junior: I see Santa’s office!

Joseph: Well, let’s go inside!

Junior and the others enter Santa’s office.

Junior: Ok! We’re in!

Joseph: I see the list!

Junior: Time to remove our names and put them on the nice list!

Junior erases the names, but they suddenly reappear.

Junior: What the?

Junior pours invisible ink on the list, but it reappears.

Junior: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Junior pours gasoline on the naughty list and burns it into ash, but it reassembles.

Junior: DANG IT! CHRISTMAS MAGIC! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

Suddenly, Santa teleports into the office.

Santa: What are you doing here?!

Junior: WE’RE TAKING OUR NAMES OFF THE LIST!

Santa: NOT IF I STOP YOU FIRST!

Santa fires magic spells at Junior and the others, but they dodge.

Junior: TAKE US OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST!

Santa: NEVER! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE LIST IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Cody fires a spell at Santa, knocking him to the ground.

Santa: OW!

Cody: HOW DO WE GET THE NAMES OFF THE LIST!

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake.

Santa: Oh no...

The entire workshop collapses into rubble, killing numerous elf workers.

Santa: NO! MY WORKSHOP!

Junior: THE TOYS!

Santa suddenly uses his powers to levitate Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy into the air.

Junior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Santa: You boys have committed the most naughtiest thing I could grave imagined... For you four destroying my workshop, I’m taking your names off the naughty list...

Junior, Joseph, and Jeffy: YES!

Santa: AND PUTTING THEM ON THE PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAGUE!

Junior, Joseph, and Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Cody: HOW COME I AM ON THE PLAGUE?! I DID NOTHING WRONG!

Santa: YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, ACCOMPLICE!

Cody: JUNIOR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Santa: For destroying my workshop, You four are going to work as my elves FOREVER!

Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

One month later...

At Santa’s Workshop, all of the elves are working on the toys.

Santa: Keep up the good work, elves!

Among the elves are Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy making toys.

Cody: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, JUNIOR!

Junior: HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!

Cody: IF WE HADN’T GONE TO THE NORTH POLE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN ON THE NAUGHTY PLAGUE!

Junior: Well, at least you didn’t get on the Cody’s Mom is a pig list!

Cody: F*** YOU, JUNIOR!

Cody brutally beats up Junior as the camera pans out of the workshop, but the readers can still hear the beating.

THE END

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STORY 6: The Turkey! (Part 2)

Synopsis: Chef Pee Pee has prepared the thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately, Shrek and Black Yoshi ate all of the dinner, so Mario must find a way to make a new thanksgiving dinner!

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Mario walks into the kitchen, where Chef Pee Pee is cooking the turkey.

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Hi, Mario!

Mario: How is the turkey going?

Chef Pee Pee: It’s going good! I’m just taking it out of the oven!

Mario: That thanksgiving dinner looks really good!

Chef Pee Pee: I know!

Mario: Well, I’m going to call Brooklyn Guy since he wanted to come!

Chef Pee Pee: Ok! I’ll go get Junior and the others.

As soon as Mario and Chef Pee Pee leave, Black Yoshi and Shrek exit the pantry.

Shrek: Ok! They’re gone! Ready to eat the food?

Black Yoshi: Yes!

Shrek: NOW!

Black Yoshi and Shrek jump onto the table and start to devour the food like a pack of hungry wolves.

Shrek: Cheesecake!

Shrek jumps on the cheesecake and devours it.

Black Yoshi: (singing) Oh, I frequently think every now and then of the glorious fruit of the noble hen Eggs, eggs, E, double-G, S-eggs My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide I've eaten them boiled, I've eaten them fried Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled Hummeled, shmummeled, cuddled, and frammeled I've eaten them beaten and swizzled and swuzzled Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled, and fuzzled I know every way that an egg can be guzzled.

As Black Yoshi continues singing, Shrek throws a bunch of potatoes into the air and they all land in his mouth.

Black Yoshi: (singing) Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky.

Shrek: (scat singing)

Black Yoshi: Iiiiiii want to eat and eat and eat and eat until I die-

Shrek: BLACK DONKEY! LOOK OUT FOR THAT BANANA-

Black Yoshi steps on a banana peel causing him to slip and throw all the eggs in the air just as Mario walks in with Brooklyn Guy.

Mario: Ok, Brooklyn Guy! We have the thanksgiving dinner right here-

All of the eggs fly into Mario’s face and break.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Mario screams when he sees the dirty kitchen and all of the thanksgiving food gone.

Mario: WHERE IS THE THANKSGIVING DINNER?!

Mario notices Black Yoshi and Shrek covered in food.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! SHREK!

Black Yoshi: RUN!

Black Yoshi and Shrek run out of the room and Mario chases after them.

Mario: COME BACK HERE!

Black Yoshi: IT WASN’T US, MARIO! THAT WAS OUR COUSINS!

Mario: WHY DID YOU EAT THE THANKSGIVING DINNER?!

Shrek: THE WINDOW!

Shrek and Black Yoshi jump out the window and run off.

Mario: GOD DANG IT!

Mario runs back into the kitchen.

Mario: WHAT DO WE DO?! THERE’S NO THANKSGIVING DINNER!

Chef Pee Pee enters.

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Mario! I see Brooklyn Guy is here- AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THANKSGIVING DINNER?!

Mario: SHREK AND BLACK YOSHI ATE IT!

Chef Pee Pee: It’s not that bad! I can just cook the other stuff!

Mario: BUT WE NEED A TURKEY!

Chef Pee Pee: There might still be one at the store!

Mario: OK!

Mario gets into his car and drives to the store.

Mario: I hope there is a turkey!

Mario runs to the frozen aisle and finds there is one turkey left.

Mario: YES! THERE’S ONE LEFT!

Mario reaches for the turkey, but notices Sonic reaching for it as well.

Mario: NO! THIS IS MY TURKEY!

Mario grabs the turkey and runs off.

Sonic: COME BACK HERE!

Sonic chases after Mario and tackles him.

Mario: HEY!

Sonic beats up Mario and runs off with the turkey.

Mario: GIVE ME THE TURKEY!

Mario eats a mega mushroom, and turns into Mega Mario.

Sonic: OH S***!

Mega Mario chases after Sonic, creating chaos in the store. Onion Cream is seen purchasing admin repellant.

Onion Cream: This will be enough to stop the trolls from banning me-

Onion Cream notices Mega Mario.

Onion Cream: HOLY SHI-

Mega Mario stomps on Onion Cream, killing him.

Mega Mario: GIVE ME THE TURKEY!

Mega Mario grabs Sonic and throws him into a wall before returning to normal and running off with the turkey.

Sonic: YOU AIN’T GETTING AWAY!

Sonic eats a Sonic Cheeseburger and transforms into Super Cinos.

Super Cinos: THAT TURKEY BELONGS TO SUPER CINOS!

Super Cinos fires energy blasts at Mario, but he dodges all of them.

Mario: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Super Cinos: HAND OVER THE TURKEY!

Mario: FINE! TAKE IT!

Mario throws the “turkey” to Super Cinos, and he turns to normal.

Sonic: Finally! I got the turkey-

Sonic realizes that Mario actually gave him a 🦃 emoji.

Sonic: WHAT?!

Sonic notices Mario running for the exit.

Sonic: THAT TURKEY BELONGS TO ME!

Sonic drinks a speed potion and runs into Mario, but they end up running so fast they are sent to the past ending up at Neil Armstrong’s famous moon landing.

Neil Armstrong: One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind!

Neil Armstrong jumps from the rocket, but suddenly Mario and Sonic teleport and land on the moon first.

Mario: GIVE ME THE TURKEY!

Sonic: NEVER!

Mario and Sonic teleport to another time period.

Neil Armstrong: GOD F****** DANG IT!

Neil Armstrong angrily breaks his flagpole in half. Meanwhile, The RMS Titanic is sailing towards the iceberg that caused it’s sinking.

Captain: THE SHIP IS NOT TURNING FAST ENOUGH! THE SHIP IS GOING DOWN!

Suddenly, Mario and Sonic teleport onto the iceberg and run around it so fast, it melts the iceberg.

Captain: YES! THE SHIP IS SAVED!

Mario and Sonic suddenly swim rapidly through the water and run all over the ship so fast it catches on fire and starts to sink just as Mario and Sonic teleport away,

Captain: Oh well. Time to start making those headlines.

Mario and Sonic are teleported back to the present, and Mario is thrown into a tree.

Mario: OW!

Sonic eats a Sonic Cheeseburger and transforms into Super Cinos again.

Super Cinos: TIME TO KILL YOU AND CLAIM THE TURKEY FOR MYSELF!

Super Cinos charges up his power, but hears a truck horn.

Super Cinos: WHAT THE-

A truck hits Super Cinos, splattering and killing him, and dropping the turkey on the sidewalk. Jackie Chu happens to be driving the truck.

Jackie Chu: HOW MANY TIMES TO I KEEP RUNNING PEOPLE OVER BECAUSE OF MY SLANTED EYES?!

Mario picks up the turkey and drives back home.

A moment later.

Mario: Ok! We finally got thanksgiving dinner ready! Ready to eat, everyone!

Everyone: Yes!

Mario: Ok! Who wants to cut the turkey-

Suddenly, Shrek and Black Yoshi burst in.

Black Yoshi: TURKEY!

Shrek: CHEESECAKE!

Black Yoshi and Shrek jump on the table and devour the turkey.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! SHREK!

Black Yoshi: SHREK! LET’S BAIL!

Shrek: ON IT!

Black Yoshi and Shrek run out of the kitchen with Mario chasing them.

Mario: COME BACK HERE!

THE END

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