Bowser

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Charleyyy you deserve an Oscar!!! Bowser while watching Charleyyy and Friends

"I know how to solve this i'll go and get the belt!"

Bowser about to beat his son

Bowser is a monster turtle current character in the SuperMarioLogan series. He is Mario's arch-nemesis and the main antagonist in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures. Bowser, compared to his Nintendo self, is addicted to a childrens' TV show called Charleyyy and Friends, nearly to the point to where he strains his relationship with his son (because he frequently interrupts the show). He hired a chef named Chef Pee Pee who labors for Bowser under a slave contract. Chef Pee Pee cooks and cleans for Bowser and occasionally completes odd jobs for him. When Charleyyy and Friends was suddenly cancelled, Bowser went through depression. He treats Chef Pee Pee terribly. He even goes out of his way just to make whatever Chef Pee Pee tries to do a lot harder. Bowser doesn't care about his son that much and often asks Chef Pee Pee to take care of him. Bowser has shown signs of being bipolar, as sometimes when he orders Chef Pee Pee, starts crying intensely over his mom not making him cookies or Bowser Junior growing up.

Appearance
Bowser looks like a turtle and a dragon combined. He has a muscular body and wears dog chains. He was born to be the sexy slut he wants to be.

Relationships
Bowser has not had many romantic relationships throughout the series. Toward the beginning of the series, Bowser constantly kidnapped Peach so she would become his girlfriend and/or wife. This led Peach to dislike him, and she went for Mario instead. When Peach became pregnant in season 2, Mario was convinced that she would conceive his child when it was in fact Bowser's child - Bowser Junior. After Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, Bowser tried to reconcile with Mario and Peach but he never made up for what he did, leading Mario to rival him. In The Koopa Kids!, it is revealed that Bowser had five children with his ex-wife Sheila Perkins. In Super Bowl Commercials, Bowser mentions another one of his ex-wives, Sharon, who apparently "left him for a black guy" because he was "bigger and better."

Rising to the main anti-hero of SML:
At first he was a total villain. And although he is one of the biggest jerks on the show, sometimes he's dumb and funny, such as Season 1 of SuperMarioLogan and MABSACA. In the thanksgiving, him and Mario are at the head of the table, signifying he is more of a main character than even Shrek, Woody, or some of the others. He is sharing this role with Black Yoshi, Chef Pee Pee, and Bowser Junior right now.

Talents

 * Fighting. Bowser has shown himself to be able to beat up most characters, only evenly matched with Mama Luigi.
 * Intimidation. Bowser is very intimidating and ominous music plays whenever he interacts with other characters.
 * Shooting. In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, he successfully shot and overall killed Mama Luigi.
 * Survival. Bowser has been shown to survive things that should kill him. Like when he shot Mama Luigi's bomb and even though he was right next to it, he was only knocked out and woke up nine months later.
 * Singing. In Luigi's secret, he sang with great talent with Mama Luigi (although he may have been lip sinking)
 * Fire breath. Bowser can breath fire.
 * Speed. Bowser easily outran Mama Luigi and Mario in stupid and dumb adventures.
 * Minions. Although this isn't a talent, Bowser has a whole army of minions at his disposal, to the point where he can kill them because he has so many.

Trivia

 * Compare to his Nintendo self, Bowser is a pretty hyper guy himself, but it was made for SML.
 * In Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures, Bowser was the main antagonist and was mostly seen as Mario's arch-rival until Bowser's Biggest Fear, when he started watching Charleyyy and Friends non-stop.
 * Bowser hardly spends any time with his son and forces Chef Pee Pee to carter to him instead.
 * Bowser is addicted to soap operas, as revealed in Bowser's Biggest Fear.
 * Although Bowser and his son are both turtles, Bowser's mom is in fact a human, however, it is revealed in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Advenutres season 3, that Bowser is adopted, this also means that he and the Mario Bros. are brothers.
 * Like Chef Pee Pee, Bowser has appeared in a lot of videos lately, even more than Chef Pee Pee himself, because Bowser has videos of his own, but almost every Chef Pee Pee video he is also in.
 * Bowser is a very bad chef. Examples include Bowser's Dilemma, or Bowser's Thanksgiving, when he has to cook because Chef Pee Pee leaves. He is shown to make huge messes and can't cook a donut without it turning into toast.
 * He claims himself to be the #1 CHARLEYY AND FRIENDS FAN!
 * He cried all the time same as Bowser Jr., Like, He Cried over Chef Pee Pee, Getting Charleyy and Friends cancelled and Hanged Himself up, He also cried when Charleyy hang him up on the phone, Then cried when the pizza says "YOU SUCKS! LEARN TO COOK!" and Cried when he watching a scary movie, If you want more, See Bowser Crying
 * On Facebook near the release of Bowser Jr's Easter Wish it was revealed at Logan lost the original Bowser plush.
 * On Facebook just before the release of Pokemon Part 4, Logan announced that he had brought a Bowser plush from a fan.

Quotes
HAHAHAHA!!! Oh Charleyy!

Charleyy! you deserve an oscar!

WHO IS CALLING ME WHEN CHARLEYY IS ON?!!!!!!!!!

WHAT JUNIOR????!!!!!!!

Chef Pee Pee!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????!!!!!!!

That's the thing! I don't like him and he may spoil it for me!

"YOUR CALLING ABOUT MY SON?"

AAAAAAAAAAAA THAT CHEATER!!!!!!! IMMA BEAT HIS ASS!!!!

Oh i'll make sure him studys and passes it!

Today was the last day he better have passed!

I'll show him study

I wonder who i'm going to get to tutor him?

I wonder who i'm going to get to take you?

I'm gonna whoop you infront of Chef Pee Pee

I know how to solve this i'll go and get the belt

GO AND STAND IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!!!

IMMA BEAT YA!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE YOU BEEN A BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break n my favorite glass and all that TURN AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hum YOU STAY HERE LOOK AT THAT WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um BECAUSE I SAID SO THATS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT ITS GOING TO PROOVE YOU ARE BEEN A BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like Bowser? Yes! No. Kind of.