User blog:Jimmy&Jeffy/SML Idea: Black Yoshi's Depression

Mario is tired of Black Yoshi playing too much Call of Duty and stealing money for stuff, so he bans Black Yoshi from Call of Duty for a whole day. The next day, Mario trades in Black Yoshi's Xbox One for a Nintendo Switch at GameStop, saying that Black Yoshi needs to give up playing Call of Duty for the rest of his life and that he needs to play some games that have family-friendly content. Later, Black Yoshi is frightened about where his Xbox One with the Call of Duty game is so he asks Mario where his Xbox is. Mario tells the truth saying, "Black Yoshi, I sold it to get this new Nintendo Switch for you and um... I also bought Splatoon 2 for you to play because Call of Duty is too violent for you and that you need to give up on that game for the rest of your life." Black Yoshi, extremely depressed and furious about his love for Call of Duty being gone decides to commit suicide by hanging himself with a noose while drinking instant cardiac arrest purple poison (which is actually grape Kool-Aid). Eventually, Chef Pee Pee tells Mario to find Black Yoshi because of his dinnertime. Mario looks everywhere until he finds Black Yoshi, hanging himself over his tantrum over CoD. Mario unhangs Black Yoshi from the noose and asks why he hung himself. Black Yoshi explains that giving up Call of Duty is not fair and that it' shouldn't be fair at all. Mario says to Black Yoshi that it is fair because Call of Duty is ruining his entire life and that maybe Splatoon 2 might change his brain and turn his life around. This made things worse for Black Yoshi, as he screamed in despair, "MARIO FOLK, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU UNDERSTAND! THE CALL OF DUTY FRANCHISE WAS MY LIFE! IT WAS EVERYTHING! WITHOUT IT, I'M A CORPSE WITH FLIES FLYING ALL OVER ME!" Mario explains that he needs to think about his future and a lot of expected things. 

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