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Recently, I have come up with the perfect send-off for Jeffy. I call it "Jeffy's End". I was inspired by UVAnimates' video for this one. So here we go with the plot!

We begin on Mario checking his emails, then Rosalina comes round because she wants him to do some stupid shit for her. So he leaves with her, and Jeffy approaches the laptop and starts reading through Mario’s emails.

After going through an email from Goodman with a video clip of... well, let’s just say “Ass Pounders 4”, he eventually comes across a “Do Not Reply” email from Google. Obviously, he becomes enraged and swears at Google (little does he know that this'll be his very last swear rant), leading to him sending an angry reply.

The next day, Mario goes back to check the emails and finds that literally terabytes of viruses are being installed onto the PC. Mario is shocked, and calls for Rosalina. He shows Rosalina the evidence of the viruses being installed, and she is terrified. What if the computer can never be repaired due to this?!

They struggle to comprehend who could’ve done this, since they were away from the computer at the time...

...but they then get a quick idea about Jeffy being the cause of the problem.

They call Jeffy into the room and question him about the viruses. Eventually, they get more and more frustrated with him as he gives him bullshit excuses, so Mario shows him the laptop’s screen which has the viruses being installed, and this immediately reminds Jeffy of the non-reply email.

So he goes into a rant, revealing his run-in with the email to Mario and Rosalina. The two become outraged over the revelation and chastise Jeffy for opening the email and not knowing about the viruses hidden within. If I may make a suggestion here, have Rosalina angrier than she usually is when Jeffy does something bad.

As they continue to scold Jeffy for his actions, the "Breaking News, M’kay” running gag comes on, and the media appears to be going nuts over the situation, especially Goodman, who is more than pissed off with Mario for raising Jeffy so “shittily”.

From there, Goodman decides to rush to Mario’s home and let him have it for what’s just happened. Then the police come over and investigate Mario for not knowing about his son opening the email in the first place. For this bit, I'd prefer there to be a joke delivered by Mario ("I bet you're still pissed about me chainsawing the couch in your apartment complex").

Things get really heated from here. The police become angrier with Mario and threatens a house-wide arrest, as well as a whole bunch of various consequences to be taken for Jeffy’s actions against Google.

An angry mob then shows up outside the house. Junior, Joseph and Cody all become worried for Jeffy; worried that he might get killed by literally everyone in the world. Beaten, berated, bad-mouthed, castrated, tortured beyond all belief, mutilated beyond recognition. Oh, it’s just too horrible to speak of!

Mario spots the mob outside and becomes increasingly infuriated with Jeffy, yelling at him saying this is all his fault. Jeffy fires right back at him, saying that he didn’t know this would happen. Nevertheless, both Mario and Rosalina are bewildered at Jeffy for his dumb decision.

Suddenly, a notification pops on the laptop, stating that Google wants to allow access to the location of Mario’s house. Jeffy stupidly clicks “Allow”, much to everyone’s dismay.

At this point, Jeffy has allowed Google HQ to make a trip to the house to deliver swift, unbridled justice to everyone residing in the house. Both the President and CEO send messages of caution and warning to the residence to “cease and desist their venomous actions against Google or face the fierce consequences”.

Now in a tight spot, Mario decides... he doesn’t want to talk them out of this... not this time...

...he’s going to try and fight back.

He goes downstairs and straight outside to the mob. From there, clearly pissed off, he charges at Google HQ in an attempt to fight back. The stakes are high, the tension is intense, and...

POW! He rams into one of the executives and batters him a bit, before the rest of the staff and the mob get the upper hand on him. Goodman then shouts at them to stop, and Mario is relieved at first, but then Goodman reveals that for being so careless and irresponsible for his kid, he’s going to staple his ballsack to the ground.

Mario is terrified as Goodman slowly advances on him, readying the stapler for the worst pain Mario will ever face. Until...

...everyone halts: Google has just been alerted of another cybercrime. Everybody leaves, now not caring for the whole email fiasco, except Goodman, who promises Mario he’ll be back for his ballsack.

Mario gets up and storms back into the house not in the best of moods. He is absolutely furious with Jeffy, and the police are still around to inform him that due to Jeffy causing the incident to begin with, everyone in the house is now officially on house arrest for the foreseeable future (or, until further notice), so as not to cause any more trouble for the world.

If anyone so much as steps one foot out the perimeter, they will be imprisoned with a very large fine of... the price of their house. Further more, any crime more serious being committed in the near future could lead to a potential execution.

They leave, and Mario is flabbergasted, but then his feelings of flabbergast quickly turn into a bout of unimaginable blind fury.

And now, here we are.

The grand finale. The emotional closure you’ve all been waiting for.

The true end for Jeffy.

This is it. Rosalina’s disappointment in Jeffy hasn’t faded away one bit, and Mario couldn’t be any angrier with his own adopted child.

Mario calmly tells Jeffy that he’s finally, after all these years, had it with him. This is the final straw, and he’s not going to take any more of his crap.

He then tells Jeffy, twice... that he regrets adopting him.

Unfortunately, he says it too quietly those two times, and he just fucking snaps on the third attempt, and screams out loud, “ADOPTING YOU WAS A MISTAKE!!!”

Jeffy is aghast.

Then Rosalina steps him, firmly telling him that she and Mario are very disappointed in him for what he’s done, and explains how he was in the wrong for replying to the godforsaken email.

When she’s done, Mario tells her that he’s in charge of the situation, and goes on a spiteful and hateful speech on how he’s made his life harder for him than it was before.

At the end of his rage-fueled rant, he, once again calm, tells Jeffy to leave and never come back. Jeffy can’t believe what he is hearing, doesn’t want to go, and tries to convince Rosalina to talk Mario out of it.

Most sickeningly, Rosalina, for the first time ever, agrees with Mario’s motion to kick him out of the house, and expresses her deep shame in him for his hazardous actions.

Jeffy, his shocked expressions quickly turning into deep anger, calmly accepts his cruel and unusual punishment, but before he leaves, he briefly but remorselessly verbally abuses Rosalina, his own adoptive mother, for being so cold-hearted to him, and gives Mario one final “fuck you” before leaving.

Mario watches him leave out the door, and Rosalina is already having second thoughts about kicking him out. Mario tells her that it’s for the better, and that his life will finally be back on track. Rosalina decides to fully trust Mario on this, and as she leaves, Mario states that Black Yoshi and Shrek will be next, even if it means violating anyone-and-everyone’s house arrest.

Cue somber SML question, and... scene.

So what do you guys think? Do you think this'll be a satisfactory end to Jeffy's long-running arc? Are there some things that I could add to make it slightly better? And more interestingly, do you have your own, better ideas to say goodbye to the character?

Leave your thoughts below! 