Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32634486-20170901233807/@comment-34134665-20170906181232

(Rosalina arrives at Mario's house, and Mario arrives at the exact same time.)

Rosalina: Hi, Mario!

Mario: Hey, baby!

Rosalina: So what do you want to do today?

Mario: Well, Popee had just finished tutoring Jeffy, so you want to watch Arrow?

Rosalina: What's that?

Mario: Oh, it's a TV show about the Green Arrow, who protects Star City.

Rosalina: Oh, Star City? Let's watch it!

(Jeffy then sees Batman outside the window. He realizes that his dream about Batman stealing Rosalina and Superman beating Mario and Rosalina up was not actually a dream, but a future vision. He tries to tell Mario and Rosalina, but they don't listen.)

(Batman then arrives at Mario's house.)

Batman: I'm Batman!

Rosalina: Oh, you're so hot! That's it! Mario, I'm breaking up with you! Batman's my new boyfriend!

Mario: WHAT?!

Batman: That's cool, because I'm Batman!

Mario: Rosalina, Haven't we loved each other for a long time?

Rosalina: Yea, Batman, I'll break up with you.

Batman: No

Rosalina: Yes!

Batman: Alright, I'll make a call.

Rosalina: Why?

Batman: You'll see.

(Batman makes a phone call.)

Superman: Alright, where's Lex Luthor and Zod?

Batman: (pointing at Mario and Rosalina) Right there.

Superman: That's not Luthor and Zod.

Batman: Yes, they are.

(Batman then exposes Superman to Silver Kryptonite, which makes Superman hallucinate Mario and Rosalina as Lex Luthor and Zod.)

Superman: Luthor and Zod?! Alright, I'm gonna end your threat to aliens and humanity once and for all!

(Superman then beats Mario and Rosalina up, believing that they are Lex Luthor and Zod, due to being exposed to Silver Kryptonite.)

Jeffy: Hey, stop beating my mommy and daddy up!

(After badly injuring Mario and Rosalina, Superman hallucinated Jeffy as Mr. Mxyzptlk)

Superman: Mxyzptlk, too?

(Superman then beats Jeffy up, badly injuring him as well.