Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32634486-20170901233807/@comment-34134665-20170914193421

Mario: But I wasn't even beating him, I was merely spanking him on the butt! I wasn't even hitting him that hard, and besides, Jeffy had a diaper cushioning his butt!

Jeffy: Nope, Mr. Police Officer Man, he raped me!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I believe you, Jeffy. Now, Mario, you're going to the slammer.

Mario: Wait, officer, I have footage proving that I didn't rape him!

(Mario then shows Brooklyn T. Guy the footage.)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, it looks like you only spanked him, Mario. I'm sorry, Mario.

(Brooklyn T. Guy then sees Jeffy stabbing Mario with a knife on the footage.)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Jesus Christ! He stabbed you?!

Mario: Oh, man, I didn't even realized he stabbed me!

Brooklyn T. Guy: That's it! Jeffy, you're going to juvie for lying to me that Mario raped you, even though he barely spanked you, and for stabbing Mario!

Jeffy: No, please, Mr. Police Officer Man! Jeffy doesn't want to go to juvie!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Too bad, punk!

(Brooklyn T. Guy then takes Jeffy to juvie, where Jeffy now serves a five-year sentence in prison.)