User blog:Rh390110478/My Alternate Ending Collection!

Hey, everyone! It’s Rylan Harshman here! So I know it’s 2 days after my birthday, but to celebrate it,I’m going to release every Ending I ever commented on this wiki on this single page. I hope you enjoy it! 😀

Cody the Vampire: Alternate Ending Junior: Let’s call the doctor so we can make sure he’s dead!

Joseph: Yeah, Let’s do it dude!

(Brooklyn Guy rings the doorbell)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, did somebody call a doctor?

Junior and Joseph: Well, We did! Because, we just killed somebody!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait, Wait, Wait! Hang on, you killed somebody?!

Junior: Um, Yeah, we did!

Joseph: Come in, he’s in the living room.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

(Junior, Joseph, and Brooklyn Guy go into the living room where they find Cody’s corpse)

Junior: Okay doctor, here is is!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God! You killed him?!

Junior: Um, Yeah we did! He’s dead!

Joseph: YEAH!

Brooklyn Guy: HOW?!

Junior: Well you see, while Cody was not in the living room, we rubbed garlic on his ken doll so when he kisses it, he dies from the garlic!

Brooklyn Guy: But, Why would you kill him?!

Junior: Well, because he was a vampire!

Joseph: Yeah dude!

Brooklyn Guy: Th- That’s a stupid reason to kill somebody! He wasn’t even a vampire!

Junior: Yes he was! See, look he has two sharp teeth, he turned into a bat, he didn’t have a reflection, and he hates garlic.

Brooklyn Guy: You mean this bat?

(Brooklyn Guy points to baseball bat that is on the couch)

Junior: Um, yes he turned into that bat.

Brooklyn Guy: *sighs* you idiot that’s a baseball bat! He has no reflection because he was born without one, his sharp teeth, well he was born with those, and finally, he hates garlic, because he was allergic to garlic, so he wasn’t a vampire!

Junior: Oh, well... It’s Joseph’s fault.

Joseph: WHAT DUDE?!

Junior: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO POINT OUT HE HAD SHARP TEETH!

Joseph: NO, YOU WERE THE ONE TO SAY HE HATES GARLIC!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT, AND NOT AN ACTUAL BAT!

Joseph: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT GARLIC IN KEN’S MOUTH!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TALKED ME OUT OF IT!

Brooklyn Guy: Both of you, Shut up! All right?! I’ll be right back in a moment.

(Brooklyn Guy leaves the living room)

Junior: I’M TELLING YOU JOESPH, IT’S YOUR FAULT CODY’S DEAD!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

(Brooklyn Guy returns to the living room with his cop outfit)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, I’m back. Now Bowser Junior and Joseph ohwhatshisname, you two are under arrest for the murder of Cody Nutkiss!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: So you two are gonna have to come with me.

Junior: NO I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior and Joseph try to escape, but Brooklyn Guy tasers them, and drags them away)

Junior and Joseph: HELP! LET US GO!

(Meanwhile, at the courthouse)

Judge Goodman: M’kay. The people of Florida vs. Junior and Joseph is now in session. Now interpretators Junior and Joseph, what do you have to say in your defense?

Junior: HEY IT’S NOT MY FAULT CODY’S DEAD! IT’S JOSEPH’S FAULT!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Judge Goodman: BOTH OF YOU STOP ARGUING, OR YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME CUSS, AND YOUTUBE WILL AGE RESTRICT THE VIDEO! Anyways, with that out of the way, now we move on to the victim’s parents Judy Nutkiss, and Tyrone Calvin. What do you two have to say?

Junior: Hey look everybody, it’s the pig!

(Judy slaps Junior)

Junior: OW!

Judy: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PIG JOKES AND SECOND, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY SON, YOU MONSTER!

Junior: HEY, DONT BLAME ME, BLAME JOSEPH!

Joseph: WHY YOU LITTLE?!

(Joseph beats up Junior)

Judge Goodman: STOP FIGHTING YOU FU-

(Goodman realizes what he’s about to say, and he worryingly looks at YouTube who pulls out the age restriction hammer)

Judge Goodman: Um... I mean... STOP FIGHTING YOU MURDERERS!

(Goodman looks at YouTube, and YouTube satisfied puts away their hammer)

Judge Goodman: Okay, the jury has chosen its decision. Bowser Junior, you and your friend Joseph have been chosen GUILTY!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Judge Goodman: Junior and Joseph, for the murder of Cody Nutkiss, you two have been sentenced to life in prison with no parol. OFFICERS, GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I’M NOT GOING TO THAT STONE OF DESPAIR!

(Junior and Joseph try to run off, but are tackled by officers, dragged off kicking and screaming, and are thrown in the prison bus)

Junior and Joseph: STOP! LET US OUT!

(The prison bus drives off with Junior and Joseph screaming) (Meanwhile, at an Alcatraz in an unspecified location, Junior and Joseph are put into prison uniforms and thrown into a cell)

Junior: HEY! LET US OUT RIGHT NOW!

Joseph: Dude, I can’t believe we’re in jail!

Junior: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JOSEPH!

Joseph: DUDE, STOP ACCUSING ME!

Junior: WELL, YOU GOT US IN JAIL!

Joseph: Why you-

(Junior and Joseph are interrupted by someone in the cell with them. It is Bubbles!)

Bubbles: Oh boy, some new cell mates to have fun with.

Junior and Joseph: AHH! PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE! DON’T HURT US!

(A blue light suddenly flashes into the cell. Much to Junior and Joseph’s shock, and Bubble’s interest, it is Cody as a ghost)

Cody’s ghost: Hey, guys.

Junior: Cody?! I though you were dead!

Cody’s ghost: I am dead. But I’m now a ghost. Now, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS KILLED ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VAMPIRE!

Junior: BUT IT WASN’T ME CODY! I SWEAR! IT WAS JOSEPH!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Cody’s ghost: IT’S BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS! NOW YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY!

(Cody’s ghost turns to Bubbles)

Cody’s ghost: Hey Bubbles, What do you say we give these two the “time of their life?”

Bubbles: Oh yeah, let’s do it...

Cody’s ghost: Okay.

Junior: Um, why are you guys looking at us like that?

Joseph: Yeah, dude, it’s really creepy.

Cody’s ghost: Oh, don’t worry guys, we’re just gonna return the favor...

Bubbles: Yeah...

(Junior and Joseph look at each other)

Junior and Joseph: Uh oh.

(Cody’s ghost and Bubbles laugh as they “return the favor” to Junior and Joseph)

Junior and Joseph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The End

SML Movie: The Fraud! Here's my alternate ending to Jeffy's Paper Shredder! But on this one I may as well call it part 2 of the video. It would be called SML Movie: The Fraud!

(After Goodman leaves with Mario's lottery ticket)

Goodman: Ha.. I can't believe I just scammed Mario again!

(Unknown to Goodman, Mario hears what he said)

Mario: Wait, what's he talking about?

(Mario decides to sneak underneath Goodman's car, as Goodman is about to drive away, Mario clings to the underside of the car, and Goodman drives off not knowing Mario is following him.)

Mario: Where is he going?

(Mario sees Goodman stopping at a mansion, which has a gold G on the front, which stands for Goodman)

Mario: Hmm.. This must be his mansion.

(After Goodman enters his mansion, Mario sneaks out from underneath the car)

Mario: I wonder what it's like in there...

(Mario enters Goodman's mansion)

Mario: Woah! This looks really fancy!

(Mario hears Goodman coming, and quickly hides under the dinner table)

Goodman: Now, that I've conned Mario, now to check on my prisoner...

Mario: Wait, what prisoner?

(Mario watches Goodman walk to his fireplace, suddenly he hits a button that is on a picture and the fireplace turns into a secret stairway, Goodman proceeds to walk into the secret stairway.)

Mario: What's in there...

(Mario follows Goodman into the stairway, and sees Goodman unlock a rusty door and enter)

Mario: What the-

(Mario is interuppted by the sound of a man screaming and getting whipped)

Unknown Man: OW! STOP IT!

Mario: WHAT THE HECK?!

(Mario nervously looks into the cell, and to his horror discovers Goodman whipping a man that looks exactly like him)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Goodman: Hey, Brother! Guess what happened today!

Mario: Wait, brother?

Goodman: I just conned this guy named Mario out of a 350 million dollar lottery ticket!

Unknown Man: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, BROTHER!

Goodman: Oh, but I've already had...

(Goodman whips the man a final time before leaving, while Mario hides under a desk as Goodman exits the room)

Mario: Who is that?

(Mario enters the cell and heads towards the man)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! NO MORE! I CAN'T SUFFER MUCH MORE!

Mario: Listen, I'm not Goodman. Who are you?

Unknown Man: Wait, who are you? You look familiar...

Mario: Well my name is Mario. Now can you tell me who you are-

Unknown Man: Wait, Mario? Is that really you?

Mario: How did you know my name?

Unknown Man: Remember,I was the officer who came to your house, you called me when you were getting Call of Duty Black Ops II from GameStop, and I helped some yellow bird with his speech impediment!

(Mario suddenly has a flashback of the times Goodman was at his old house)

Mario: GOODMAN?! IS THAT YOU?!

Real Goodman: Yes! I'm the real Goodman!

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Real Goodman: Well, here's what happened...

(Flashback occurs)

Real Goodman: When I was leaving your house one time after helping fix the cable, I was just driving to my mansion...

(Flashback suddenly stops for a moment)

Mario: So Wait? This is your mansion?

Real Goodman: Yes, now let me continue please...

Mario: Ok.

(Flashback continues)

Real Goodman: Anyways, as I was driving to my mansion, a car suddenly T-boned me!

(A car rams into Goodman's car knocking him out)

Real Goodman: After I was knocked out... I woke up in my mansion. At first, I thought it was a dream... But there was a masked man in front of me and I noticed I was chained to the wall!

(The man reveals his face to Goodman, and he looks just like Goodman, but with a scar on one of his eyes, and a black eye on his other eye)

Real Goodman: It was my brother, Badman!

Goodman: Wait, Brother?! What are you doing?! Let me go?!

(Badman slaps Goodman)

Badman: Oh, I don't think that's possible Goodman. And don't worry about Mario. I'll take "great" care of him... Also, GIVE ME THAT!!!

(Badman grabs Goodman and steals his bank account password)

Goodman: HEY! THAT'S MINE!

Badman: And you're identity? Ha! It will be mine now!

(Badman leaves Goodman in the cell screaming)

Goodman: Afterwards, he made a mask to look like me!

(Badman exits a room looking just like Goodman and laughs madly)

(Flashback ends)

Mario: Damn, but what happened to your body, you're all thin, and there scars all over you!

Goodman: Well, he beat me, whipped me, starved me, and bit off my nipples, and played jump rope with them!

Mario: Oh... Well, Don't worry! I'll help you escape!

Goodman: Ok, thanks... but usually when Badman leaves my cell, he always locks the door leading in here, but there is still a way out...

Mario: Where?

Goodman: See those air vents? They lead throughout all the rooms in my mansion. If you can get to Badman, the keys to my chain are in his pocket.

Mario: Ok, I'll be back with the keys!

(Mario opens the air vent and crawls inside)

Goodman: Good Luck, Mario!

(Mario crawls through a passage of air vents, and sees Badman in the kitchen)

Mario: Hmm... Oh! I know how to get the keys!

(Mario exits the vent leading outside of the mansion, and runs to his house and gets some pills out of his medicine cabinet)

Mario: Perfect...

(Mario gets into his car and drives to Goodman's mansion and knocks on the door)

Badman: Who could that be?

(Badman answers the door and finds Mario)

Badman: (pretending to be Goodman): Oh, hey, Mario, how are you doing?

Mario: (playing along) Oh, I was just coming to your house for dinner, because since you won the lottery I wanted to come over for dinner to congratulate you.

Badman: Ok, Mario! Come inside!

(Badman leads Mario to the dinner room and pours two cups of tea)

Badman: Now, wait here, while I go get the turkey!

Mario: Ok, Goodman!

(Badman enters the kitchen)

Mario: Now's my chance...

(Mario sneaks the pills into Badman's tea)

Badman: Hey, Mario! I'm back with the turkey!

Mario: That looks delicious!

(Badman puts the turkey on a plate, and he and Mario start eating it)

Mario: So, Goodman, how does it feel to win 350 million dollars?

Badman: Oh, It's great Mario! I'm gonna be so rich, I'll be richer then Bill Gates!

(Badman drinks the tea that was drugged by Mario)

Mario: (looks at his phone) YES!

Badman: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Rosalina told me she is coming over for a date!

Badman: Well, that sounds good, Mario!

(Badman suddenly feels tired)

Badman: Oh, I don't feel too good...

(Badman passes out from the pills, which turn out to be sleeping pills)

Mario: Perfect! Now to get the keys!

(Mario heads to Badman and takes the keys to Goodman's chain, then heads into Goodman's cell)

Mario: Goodman! I got the keys!

Goodman: Nice, Mario! How did you get them?

Mario: Oh, I just knocked out Badman with sleeping pills.

Goodman: Clever.

(Mario uses the key to unlock Goodman's chain)

Goodman: Yes! Thank you, Mario!

Mario: You're Welcome! Now let's get you out of here...

(Mario puts Goodman in his car, and drives to his house. Meanwhile, Badman wakes up after the sleeping pills wear off)

Badman: Uhh... What happened?

(Badman notices Mario is gone)

Badman: Mario? Where did you go?

(Badman notices his keys are gone)

Badman: Uh Oh...

(Badman rushes to Goodman's cell and finds that Goodman is gone)

Badman: (furious) MMMAAARRRIIIOOO!!!!!!!!

(At Mario's house)

Mario: Ok, Goodman, here is my current house.

Goodman: Wow! This looks very cool, Mario!

(Goodman notices the secret door)

Goodman: Um, what is in there, Mario?

Mario: (worried) Oh, just something I'd really want to forget...

Goodman: Ok.

Mario: Well, Goodman, since you haven't ate in a while, back in the cell, you can just help yourself to all the food I've got.

Goodman: Ok, thanks Mario!

(Goodman enters the kitchen to eat dinner for the first time in months)

Mario: Right now, I've got to make a call...

(Mario talks to someone on the phone and hangs up)

Mario: Ok, they should be here any minute...

(Mario hears a knock at the door)

Mario: Who could that be?

(Mario opens the door)

Mario: Hello-

(Mario is suddenly punched in the face by someone. When Mario looks up, it is Badman)

Badman: WHERE'S GOODMAN?!

Mario: What are you talking about?

Badman: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS GOODMAN??!!

(Mario screams, and runs upstairs)

Badman: COME HERE!!!

(Mario runs into the game room, and finds Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty, and notices there is a bomb next to him)

Mario: Hey, Black Yoshi?

Black Yoshi: What do you want folk?

Mario: Well, can I borrow that bomb?

Black Yoshi: Sure!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the bomb)

Badman: MARIO?! WHERE ARE YOU??!!!

Mario: RIGHT HERE!!

(Badman looks at Mario)

Mario: Eat this...

(Mario throws the bomb at Badman, and it blows up destroying Badman's Goodman disguise)

Badman: NO! MY IDENTITY!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT MARIO! I'M GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR NIPPLES, JUST LIKE I DID WITH GOODMAN!!!

(Badman rushes upstairs)

Badman: MARIO!! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!

Mario: HEY, BADMAN!!

(Badman sees Mario at the end of the hallway)

Mario: Come at me...

(Badman rushes at Mario, but Mario steps out of the way, and Badman falls out the window and lands on the ground, at that moment Rosalina arrives at the house for her date with Mario)

Rosalina: (notices Badman) WHO IS THAT?!

Badman: COME HERE!!!

(Badman chases Rosalina into the house)

Rosalina: MARIO!!! HELP!!!

Mario: OH NO!

(Badman tackles Rosalina, and aims a gun at her)

Badman: Any last words?

Rosalina: PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!!!

Badman: WHERE IS MARIO?!!

Rosalina: I'LL NEVER TELL!!!

Mario: LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!!!

(Mario jumps off the balcony and lands on Badman releasing Rosalina who rushes into the kitchen, and finds Goodman eating some cupcakes, and his body is back to normal size)

Goodman: Oh, Hi there! Who are you?

Rosalina: Well, my name is Rosalina, and... RIGHT NOW, THERE IS A PSYCHO TRYING TO KILL MARIO!!!

Goodman: UH OH! MARIO, I'M COMING!!!

(Goodman rushes out of the kitchen, and in the living room Mario is wrestling Badman for the gun)

Mario: GIVE ME THE GUN!!!

Badman: NEVER!!!

(Someone knocks at the door)

Mario: THE DOOR!!!

Badman: NO!!!

(Badman shoots Mario in the leg)

Mario: OW!!!

Badman: NOW!! TELL ME WHERE GOODMAN IS??!!!

Goodman: RIGHT HERE, BROTHER!!!

(Goodman rushes into the room, and tackles Badman)

Badman: LET ME GO!!!

Goodman: NEVER!!!

(Upstairs, Jeffy hears the noise and notices Goodman attacking Badman)

Jeffy: DON'T WORRY! I'LL STOP HIM!

(Jeffy runs into the game room, and pushes the couch towards the balcony)

Jeffy: HEY!

(Goodman, Badman, and Mario notice Jeffy about to push the couch off the balcony)

Mario: GOODMAN!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

(Jeffy throws the couch off the balcony and Goodman runs out of the way, and the couch crushes Badman)

Mario: GREAT JOB JEFFY!!!

(Mario, and Goodman pull the couch off of Badman)

Mario: IS HE DEAD?!

Goodman: (after listening for a heartbeat) No, he isn't dead. He's just knocked out...

Mario: Well, I'm going to go get the door.

(Mario rushes to the door and opens it to find Brooklyn Guy, and a force of officers)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey- OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG?!

Mario: Well... just come in, okay...

Brooklyn Guy: Alright.

(Brooklyn Guy enters the house, and finds the chaos that occured in the house)

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROOM!

Mario: Well, maybe Goodman can tell you what happened...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, hey Goodman do you know what happened?

Goodman: Here, let me tell you...

(After Brooklyn Guy and the cops listen to Goodman's story)

Brooklyn Guy: So the guy knocked out right now is your brother Badman?

Goodman: Yes, that is him...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, well Badman is coming with us, and someone take Mario to an ambulance.

Simmons: Got it Brooklyn!

(Brooklyn Guy drags the knocked out Badman into his police car, and Simmons puts Mario in an ambulance)

Brooklyn Guy: Well, this guy sure is getting prison for life.

(Brooklyn Guy drives Badman to prison, while the ambulance takes Mario to the hospital)

(At the hospital)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, the bullet dislocated Mario's left leg so he's gonna be in a wheelchair for a few weeks, but other than that, he's gonna be fine.

Bowser: Well, that's a relief!

Bowser Junior: Wow! Jeffy, I can't believe you stopped a gunman!

Joseph: Yeah, that's pretty cool dude!

Cody: Ken says that Jeffy is awesome!

Joseph: HE'S A DOLL DUDE!!!

Rosalina: So, Mario. How's your leg gonna be?

Mario: Well, the doctor said I'll have to be in a wheelchair for a while, though we can still have that date...

Rosalina: Yeah. Hopefully, your leg will be fine...

Mario: Yeah I hope so too...

Brooklyn Guy: Mario! You have a visitor!

(Goodman enters the room, now in Badman's suit)

Goodman: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Hi, Goodman!

Goodman: Hey Mario! Guess what happened?! After my brother was sent to jail, the cops returned all his money to me!

Mario: Nice!

Goodman: They also sent me the 350 million lottery ticket, but I'm going to give it to you since you won in the first place.

Mario: Thank you, Goodman!

Goodman: Well, I gotta go refill my job applications.

(Goodman leaves the hospital)

(Meanwhile at a prison, Badman is thrown into his cell)

Brooklyn Guy: Into your cell, psycho!

Badman: So, Mario may have saved Goodman, and got me in prison, but little does he know, that eventually I will escape, and kill Mario, then i'm going to kill all his friends, his family, and everyone he holds dear to him!!

(Badman laughs evily)

Brooklyn Guy: Badman, time for bed!!!

Badman: Damn...

Jeffy’s Bad Word! Alternate Ending Rosalina: Well, maybe you shouldn't have been such a faggot!

Mario: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M DONE WITH THIS!

(Mario leaves the living room)

Mario: UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE IS ACCUSING ME OF RAPING JEFFY! ALL I DID WAS SPANK HIM! I gotta do something about this! Hmm... Wait! I know what to do!

(Mario enters the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh, hey Mario! What are you doing?

Mario: Well, I need to borrow your security cameras. Were they up today?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, they're over there!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the camera)

Mario: Well, now I have to call Goodman to see this, and know I'm telling the truth!

(Mario answers the phone)

Mario: Come on... Pick up!

(Goodman answers)

Goodman: Hello?

Mario: Hi, Goodman!

Goodman: Oh, hey Mario!

Mario: Well, Goodman. I need to ask you to do something.

Goodman: Sure, as long as I get paid!

Mario: Well, you know that news report you did saying I molested a child?

Goodman: Um, yes?

Mario: Well, I just realized I had footage taken of it, so can you come over and look?

Goodman: Sure, what's in it for me?

Mario: Well... Oh! If you come over and watch it to show I didn't rape my son, then I will give you a 1,000,000 dollar check!

(Goodman gets dollar signs in his eyes)

Goodman: Cha-ching! I'm gonna be rich! Sure, I'll come over! Just get me that check!

Mario: Ok, good! See you there!

(Mario hangs up)

(The next day)

(Goodman knocks on Mario's door)

Mario: Hello?

(Mario opens the door to meet Goodman)

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I came over to see that video, and get that check!

Mario: Ok! Just come in!

Goodman: Ok.

(Mario and Goodman arrive in the living room where Rosalina is sitting on the couch)

Mario: Hi, Rosalina...

Rosalina: Hey, child beater...

Mario: Well, you see I bought Goodman here because-

(Someone knocks at Mario's door)

Mario: Hang on, I'll be right back!

(Mario answers the door, and Brooklyn Guy is there with a swarm of Mario protesters)

Brooklyn Guy: Everybody, say it with me!

Mario prostesters: (chant) MARIO SUCKS! MARIO SUCKS! MARIO SUCKS!

Mario: EVERYONE! SHUT UP!

Brooklyn Guy: No! Because you raped a kid!

Mario: Well, guess what? I got footage of what really happened!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, really?

Mario: YES!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, show us!

Mario: Ok, come in!

(Mario leads Brooklyn Guy into the house)

Mario: Hey, Goodman! Brooklyn Guy is here!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! Let us see the video so we can know if we're right that Mario is lying!

Mario: Hang on! Jeffy! Come in here!

(Jeffy enters the room)

Jeffy: What's up faggot?

Mario: You know what? Let's just watch!

(Mario, Rosalina, Brooklyn Guy, Goodman, and Jeffy watch the video of Mario spanking Jeffy)

Mario: See guys? I told you! I only spanked him!

Brooklyn Guy: That's not true!

Rosalina: Yeah! You just edited it to get people on your side!

Mario: Guys, I can't even edit the video! I got it off the security camera!

Jeffy: No, faggot! You clearly stuck your hand down my pants!

Mario: Hey, Goodman! Look This video is true, right?

Goodman: Oh, it's real all right!

Rosalina, Jefy, and Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Goodman: Basically, on security footage, people are unable to edit the video so basically, this is 100% real footage!

Mario: Well, now I'm gonna go show the footage to the news!

Rosalina: NO YOU'RE NOT!

(Rosalina tries to tackle Mario, but she is punched by Goodman)

Rosalina: HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! I'M A GIRL!

Goodman: Sometime's I don't care...

(Rosalina and Goodman brawl with each other)

Goodman: Mario, quick! Get to the news station!

Mario: On it!

(Mario runs into his car with the video, and drives to the news station)

Jeffy: STOP HIM!

(Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy get into Brooklyn Guy's car and chase after Mario)

Mario: I can't wait to clear my name!

(Brooklyn Guy's car suddenly rams into the side of Mario's car)

Mario: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Brooklyn Guy: GIVE US THE FILM!

Jeffy: YEAH, FAGGOT!

Mario: NEVER!

(Mario rams into Brooklyn Guy's car and runs him and Jeffy off the road)

Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy: NO!

Mario: YES!

(Mario makes it to the news station, and runs in)

Mario: Excuse me! I got to get this on the news!

(Mario runs into the news room)

Mario: Yes! I made it!

(Brooklyn Guy, Jeffy, and a badly bruised Rosalina arrive with Goodman tied up)

Rosalina: STOP RIGHT THERE, MARIO!

Brooklyn Guy: YOU'RE NOT SENDING THE VIDEO!

Goodman: Mario! Help!

Mario: Well, I'm going to post this on the news, and justice will be served!

Rosalina: NEVER!

(Rosalina tackles Mario and tries to choke him)

Rosalina: Say goodbye, Mario!

(Rosalina suddenly gets shot)

Rosalina: OW!

Mario: What the?

(Simmons was the one who shot Rosalina)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! SIMMONS! YOU TRAITOR!

Simmons: Mario! Quick! The video!

Mario: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy leap at Mario, but Mario succesfully lands the tape into the player)

Mario: YES!

(The video of Mario spanking Jeffy is shown on the news, revealing the truth to everyone in the world)

Mario: Guys, there's nothing left you can do... It's over...

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, really?! WELL WE STILL HAVE GOODMAN!

Goodman: Let me go!

(All of a sudden, the SWAT team, and Mario protesters burst into the news building)

M&M'S Chief: STEP AWAY FROM THE GUY WITH THE RED HAT!

Mario: YES! HELP!

Rosalina: WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

M&MS Chief: Jeffy, Rosalina, and Brooklyn Guy! You three are under arrest for accusing this guy of rape, and attemped to murder a millionaire!

Brooklyn Guy: WAIT! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I WORK AS A COP, YOU KNOW!

M&M'S Chief: NOT ANYMORE! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

(M&M'S Chief tears off Brooklyn Guy's badge)

Brooklyn Guy: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Jeffy: BUT DADDY STUCK HIS HANDS DOWN MY PANTS!

M&M'S Chief: WELL, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait! Everyone, hang on! We still can't go to jail because we still have our supporters right?

(Mario protesters alter their signs to where they now say MARIO RULES!)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! WHY DID YOU BETRAY US?! AND SIMMONS, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! WE WERE PARTNERS!

Simmons: Well, I saw you chasing Mario down the highway!

M&M'S Chief: ENOUGH! Now you three are coming with us!

Rosalina: MARIO! PLEASE! DON'T LET US GO TO JAIL! I'M SORRY FOR ACCUSING YOU! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Mario: Well, Rosalina... At first, I thought you were the most beautiful woman I could have possible met in my life... But now... I see you as a backstabbing bitch, so Rosalina... Consider this, over!

Rosalina: BUT MARIO!

Jeffy: DADDY! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY!

Mario: Would I really think you'd keep your promise! I don't think so, Jeffy...

M&M'S Chief: Ok, all three come with me!

Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy: CURSE YOU, MARIO!

(M&M'S Chief drive Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy to jail)

(Later, on the news)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M'Kay, Mario has finally revealed that he didn't rape a child, but only spanked him, so to compensate for him, we have given him a 200,000 check to make up for it... Oh, yeah! Since I helped him, He also gave me a million dollar check! WHOO! I'M RICH!

(Cut to Mario watching TV)

Mario: Glad everything's been cleared up...

(Meanwhile at prison)

Rosalina: PLEASE! LET US OUT! I'M INNOCENT!

Brooklyn Guy: HURRY! IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR BUBBLES TO COME IN!

(9:30 Rings)

Jeffy: OH NO!

(Bubbles enters the cell)

Bubbles: RAPE TIME!!!

Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Jeffy gets Glasses: Alternate Scenario

Brooklyn Guy: Guess I won't be needing this then...

(Brooklyn Guy accidently euthanizes Poopy Butt)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, so what's going on-

Jeffy: AAAHHHH!!! POOPY BUTT!!!!

Mario: OH MY GOD!!!

Jeffy: POOPY BUTT!! WAKE UP!

(Poopy Butt dies)

Jeffy: NOOO!!!!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh... Well, I'm so sorry.

(Mario and Jeffy look furiously at Brooklyn Guy)

Jeffy: YOU KILLED MY DOG!!!!

Mario: YEAH!! WHY DID YOU KILL MY SON'S PET!!

Brooklyn Guy: Look, I didn't mean to-

(Jeffy beats up Brooklyn Guy)

Mario: JEFFY! GET OFF HIM!!

(Jeffy gets off Brooklyn Guy)

Jeffy: Ok, daddy.

Mario: But still... WHY DID YOU KILL MY SON'S DOG?! WHY??!!

Brooklyn Guy: Look! I didn't mean to! It was an accident! I swear!

Mario: But you could've just thrown the needle away instead of jamming it into the dog!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, well I didn't think of that...

Mario: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Brooklyn Guy: NO! DON'T!

(Officer Goodman arrives at the door)

Goodman: Hey, Mario! What did you need me for?

Mario: Well this doctor euthanized my son's dog when we asked for his vision to be fixed!

Goodman:Well, let me see!

Mario: Ok...

(Mario leads Goodman to the living room)

Mario: Ok, Goodman, look...

Goodman: OH MY GOD!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey! It was an accident!

Goodman: Well, I don't care! You're under arrest for killing a dog without the kid's permission! Now come with me!

Brooklyn Guy: NO I'M NOT!!!

(Brooklyn Guy tries to run off, but is tasered by Goodman)

Goodman: You will be getting a long time in jail.

Brooklyn Guy: NO! LET ME GO!

Jeffy: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING MY DOG!

Mario: Well, Jeffy, sorry about your dog... But I can get you a new one if you want!

Jeffy: Ok.

Mario: Alright. Come on.

(Mario and Jeffy drive to the pet store)

END

Cody’s Birthday Alternate Ending

Suggested by: KAPFan9876

Junior: WHAT DOES THE CAT SAY?!!

Cody- It says-

Junior: WHAT DOES IT SAY?!

(Cody reaches his breaking point)

Cody: THAT’S IT!!!

(Cody punches Junior)

Joseph: CODY! YOU PUNCHED YOUR FATHER! YOU’RE GROUNDE-

(Cody punches Joseph)

Joseph: OUCH!!!

Junior: CODY! STOP IT! GO TO YOUR CRIB NOW, BABY!

Cody: NEVER!!!

(Cody throws Junior into a wall)

(Cody’s parents arrive at the house)

Judy: I wonder if Cody’s here. Today is his birthday!

Tyrone: Yeah I know!

(Judy and Tyrone enter the house)

Judy and Tyrone: Cody! Happy Birth-

(Judy and Tyrone see Cody beating up Junior and Joseph)

Judy and Tyrone: OH MY GOD!

Cody: Oh. Hi, Mom and Dad!

Tyrone: Cody! What’s going on here!

Cody: Well, basically I was trying to celebrate my birthday with my friends, but they keep treating me like a baby calling me 2 years old!

Judy: YOU TWO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!

Junior: Well he is 2...

Tyrone: OH YOU GONNA GET IT NIGGA!

(Tyrone punches Junior in the eye)

Junior: OW MY EYE!

(Tyrone snaps Joseph’s leg in two)

Joseph: MY LEG!

Judy: Now... Here’s what’s gonna happen... in order to make up our son’s birthday... YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE HIS SLAVES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY FOR 12 YEARS!

Junior and Joseph: NO!!!

(Later at Cody’s house)

Judy: So Cody, how is your birthday so far?

Cody: Oh it’s going great!

Tyrone: Anything you need?

Cody: Oh, yes I do. JUNIOR, JOSEPH! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

(Junior and Joseph enter now tied to chains)

Junior: Yes, master..

Cody: Actually don’t call me master. Call me my hunkiness.

Junior: Yes, your hunkiness.

Cody: Now I want you two to rub some cream on my butthole, and Ken’s ass.

Joseph: NO WE’RE NOT!

Cody: Oh, I’m sorry, but you know the rules...

(Cody pulls out a whip and whips Junior and Joseph)

Junior and Joseph: OK! WE’LL DO IT!

Cody: Nice...

(Junior and Joseph moan in disgust as they reluctantly rub Cody’s butt, and Cody is having the best birthday yet.)

The End

KAPfan9876’s Jeffy’s Pokémon Card alternate ending (My Continuation)

(After Mario found Jeffy’s corpse in the lake)

Mario: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! JEFFY!"

(Mario jumps into the lake, and retrieves Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: OH MY GOD! JEFFY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!!

(Mario notices a stab wound in Jeffy’s corpse and upon closer inspection notices a white fabric inside)

Mario: What is that?

(Mario digs through Jeffy’s stab wound and pulls out the white fabric)

Mario: Maybe, I can get this to a laboratory so they can identify who’s DNA this white cloth belongs to.

(Mario walks to his car, puts Jeffy’s corpse in the seat, and drives to a laboratory, where Dr. Finkleshitz works at.

Mario: Alright I’m here.

(Mario enters the laboratory and finds a lab employee)

Mario: Hey, excuse me sir, have you seen Dr. Finkleshitz?

Lab Employee: Oh, Yes! He’s in that room over there.

Mario: Ok, thank you!

Lab Employee: No problem!

(Mario enters Dr. Finkleshitz lab where he is recording his new episode)

Dr. Finkleshitz: Hello, and welcome! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz! And today we will be discussing about-

(Mario barges in)

Dr. Finkleshitz: AHH! Who are you? Can’t you see I’m about to do another episode here?

Mario: Sorry for interrupting you Dr. Finkleshitz, but this is more important.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok, this better be worth it.

(Bowser Junior and Cody are watching Dr. Finkleshitz on TV)

Junior: Wait, what’s Mario doing on Finkleshitz show?

Mario: Well, Finkleshitz, you see I was looking for my son Jeffy, cause it was his bedtime. But when I went outside, I found him in the lake at the back.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Well, what’s this got to do with me?

Mario: Well, I got him right here.

(Mario brings in body bag and opens it, revealing Jeffy’s corpse)

Dr. Finkleshitz: (shocked) SWEET BEANS IN A BASKET!!!

(Back at living room)

Junior: (worried) Oh... shit.

(Back at the lab)

Mario: Yes, he was all burnt, and stabbed, then I noticed this piece of white fabric and I wonder if you can get who’s DNA is on this.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok, I will do it! To the DNA Machine!

(Bowser Junior looks down and sees a small tear in his bib)

Junior: Oh, crap...

Cody: Junior. What’s wrong?

Junior: Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

(Back at the lab)

Mario: Oh, so this is your DNA machine?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Well, Yes it is! Now I just drop this white fabric into the machine and we will see the DNA results!

Mario: Great!

(Finkleshitz drops the fabric into the machine and it analyzes the DNA)

Mario: Is it done?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Yes! It’s finished!

Mario: Great! Let me see!

Dr Finkleshitz: Ok, Here!

(Mario looks at DNA results)

Mario: Hmm, it says: green skin, orange hair, is 9 years old, and favorite food, Happy Meals.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Who could that be?

Mario: Wait a minute!

(Mario thinks of all the DNA results he looked over)

Mario: Yes, it makes sense. The person who killed my son is Bowser Junior!

Junior: OH MY GOD, NO!

Mario: Well thank you for your time, Finkleshitz, I gotta get back to my house now.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok, bye!

(Mario leaves the laboratory with Jeffy’s corpse)

Dr Finkleshitz: Maybe this episode will get high ratings!

(Mario arrives back to the house)

Mario: (angry) Oh, when I get my hands on Junior...

Bowser Junior: Well, I don’t know what happened on tv.

Cody: What are you talking about?

Mario: JUNIOR!!!!!!

Junior and Cody: What the-?

Mario: JUNIOR, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Junior: Um, Mario what’s wrong?

Mario: DON’T TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG, YOU KILLED JEFFY!!!

Junior: WHAT! JEFFY’S DEAD!

Mario: Yes Junior, YOU KILLED HIM!

Cody: Junior, what’s he talking about?

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back.

(Mario leaves the living room, then returns with Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: Ok, Junior. Since you didn’t know Jeffy is dead, then how do you explain this?!

(Mario drops Jeffy’s corpse in the couch, and Cody screams in horror)

Cody: HOLY FUCK, JUNIOR!!! YOU MURDERED HIM?!!

Junior: Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Mario: JUNIOR, STOP LYING! WE GOT YOUR DNA!

Junior: Well, even if you got my DNA, you still can’t prove I murdered Jeffy!

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back!

(Mario heads into the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef PeePee?

Chef Peepee: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Well Chef PeePee, if you wanted to catch Junior doing something, what would you use?

Chef PeePee: Let me think. Hmm... Wait! I remember! I still have those security cameras hooked up in the house!

Mario: Alright, Thanks Chef PeePee! Where are they?

Chef PeePee: Oh the films are on the table!

Mario: Ok, Chef PeePee, Thanks!

Chef PeePee: Your welcome.

(Mario takes the film and heads to the living room)

Mario: Ok, Junior this is enough evidence to prove you killed Jeffy.

Junior: Go ahead, Mario try it!

(Mario inserts the film into the DVD player, and he, Junior, and Cody watch the murder play in front of them.

(Junior and Jeffy appear inside the camera footage)

Bowser Junior: "YOU DESTROYED IT!"

Jeffy: "Here's your half and here's my half."

(Jeffy hands the one half to Bowser Junior while he glares at him.)

Bowser Junior: "..."

Jeffy: "What?"

Bowser Junior: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Bowser Junior tackles Jeffy and starts punching him while grabbing his throat.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!"

Bowser Junior: "NO! NOT RIGHT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO THE CARD!"

(He then grabs the scissors from Jeffy and stabs him in the knee with the scissors.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR DRIPPING SAUCE ON THE CARD!"

(He stabs the other knee while Jeffy screams in pain.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR PUTTING TOO MUCH WATER ON THE CARD!"

(Bowser Junior stabs Jeffy's eye which causes him to scream even more pain.)

Jeffy: "AAAAHHHH! MY EYE!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR LIGHTING THE CARD ON FIRE!"

(He cuts Jeffy's ear off which causes even more screaming.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR FEEDING IT TO YOUR DOG!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's arm.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO SHRED THE CARD!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's hand)

Bowser Junior: "AND THIS IS FOR CUTTING THE CARD IN HALF!"

(He quickly slices Jeffy's nose which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Bowser Junior then grabs Jeffy neck against the wall and smirks evilly)

Bowser Junior: "So Jeffy, how does it feel to get stabbed? The one you used to cut the card up?"

(Jeffy then begins crying)

Jeffy: "PLEASE JUNIOR! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY FOR CUTTING THE CARD UP! PLEASE SHOW MERCY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT THE CARD UP!"

(Bowser Junior just stares and smirks)

Bowser Junior: "PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR REALLY SORRY?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU CAUSED ME SO MUCH TORTURE THAT JEFFY FANS WANTED TO TO SUFFER! YOU PROBABLY WANTED TO PURPOSELY DESTROY THE CARD FOR YOUR OWN SADISTIC TORTUROUS PLEASURES YOU SICK FUCK! I ASKED YOU IF I WANTED THE CARD BUT YOU JUST KEPT ON DESTROYING IT!"

(Bowser Junior then stabs Jeffy's crouch which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "And now, for the grand finale."

(Bowser Junior then pours gas on the stabbed Jeffy. He then lights a fire from a match.)

Jeffy: "JUNIOR! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!"

Bowser Junior: "Too late. Now why don't you rot, IN HELL!"

(Bowser Junior drops the lit match onto Jeffy that causes him to burn to death.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

(When the fire cools down, all that's left is Jeffy's burned corpse. With Bowser Junior, he just stands there and smirks evilly. He then falls and his knees but grins some more)

Bowser Junior: "Ahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Junior then drags Jeffy's corpse outside and throws it into the lake. Bowser Junior quickly washes himself up to get rid of the blood and cleans up the evidence of the murder, and the camera footage ends. This scene was made by KAPfan9876, so I give him credit for it.)

Mario and Cody: Oh my god...

Junior: (scared) Um... that is not me on there!

Mario: YES, THAT IS YOU JUNIOR!! STOP LYING!

Cody: Sorry to say this Junior, but... IM CALLING THE POLICE!!

Junior: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!

(Junior trys to tackle Cody, but Mario successfully holds him down, and sits on him.)

Junior: UGH, LET GO OF ME!

Mario: Quick Cody! Call the police!

Cody: Got It!

(A few minutes later, Brooklyn Guy arrives at the door)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, what seems to be the problem?

Mario: Ok, good! You’re here officer! You see, this kid named Bowser Junior killed my son Jeffy!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, really?!

Mario: Yes, I got footage of it, so come in!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok!

(After Brooklyn Guy watches the footage)

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, that was brutal!

Mario: I know!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, Bowser Junior you are under arrest for the murder of Jeffy.

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior tries to strangle Mario for getting him arrested, Brooklyn Guy tasers him)

Brooklyn Guy: ALRIGHT, YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!!!

Junior: UGH, MARIO AND CODY, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING ME IN JAIL! HEY, LET ME GO!

(Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car and drives Junior to jail)

Mario: Yeah, we got Junior to justice, right Cody?

Cody: Yeah we did!

(Mario and Cody hi-five)

The End