Talk:Black Yoshi the Assistant!/@comment-34595515-20180824122601

Here’s My a Black Yoshi The Assistant Alternate Ending suggested by KAPFan9876! I hope you enjoy it!

After Black Yoshi exits the bathroom after shooting Junior.

Black Yoshi: Finally I can go back to playing call of duty.

While Black Yoshi is heading to the living room, Shrek passes him.

Shrek: I really need to use the toilet!

Shrek enters the bathroom, and poops in the toilet.

Shrek: That feels good!

Suddenly, Shrek looks down and sees Junior’s corpse.

Shrek: What the? DONKEY! COME IN HERE!

Mario enters.

Mario: What is it Shrek?

Shrek: It’s not about toilet paper, but what’s that on the floor.

Mario sees Junior’s corpse and screams.

Mario: IS THAT JUNIOR?!

Shrek: I don’t know, but I was just coming into the bathroom but then I found this corpse on the floor.

Mario: Who killed him?!

Mario notices something on Junior.

Mario: Wait... Is that Black Yoshi’s gold chain

Mario grabs the gold chain.

Mario: This could mean... BLACK YOSHI!!!!

Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty until Mario and Shrek enter.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS?!

Black Yoshi: What are you talking about?

Mario: YOU KNOW! COME IN THE BATHROOM!

Black Yoshi: Fine!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom and they come to Junior’s corpse.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI, DID YOU DO THIS?!

Black Yoshi: I don’t know who that is.

Mario: STOP LYING!

Black Yoshi: But it wasn’t me!

Mario: Ok, but I’m going to find proof.

Mario enters the kitchen.

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, Mario?

Mario: Were there security cameras on?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes!

Mario: Ok. Thanks!

Mario finds the security camera in the bathroom, and takes the disc out of it.

Mario: Everyone! Come into the living room!

Jeffy: Hey daddy!

Rosalina: Mario, what did you call us here for?

Mario: I want to watch some camera footage to see who killed Bowser Junior!

Chef Pee Pee: Junior’s dead?! YES! I’M FREE!

Mario: Anyways, Let’s watch!

In the footage...

Junior: Black Yoshi!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom.

Black Yoshi: What do you want?

Junior: Can you wipe me?

Black Yoshi screams, grabs his gun, and shoots Junior to death.

The footage ends.

Black Yoshi: Um... That’s not me on there!

Mario: STOP LYING!!

Bowser starts to strangle Black Yoshi.

Bowser: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME SON!

Mario: BOWSER! GET OFF HIM!

Bowser: Fine.

Mario: Care to explain why you killed him?!

Black Yoshi: FINE! THE REASON I KILLED HIM WAS BECAUSE HE KEPT CALLING ME TO DO STUFF FOR HIM AND I COULDN’T PLAY MY CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE OF IT!

Mario: ... THAT’S A HORRIBLE REASON!

Black Yoshi: Well, I’m going back to play Call of Duty.

Mario: NO! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

Black Yoshi: NO YOU AIN’T!

Black Yoshi grabs his gun and prepares to shoot Mario, only for Shrek to tackle him, and Woody to grab his gun.

Woody: Quick Mario! Call them!

Mario: Ok!

Black Yoshi: GET OFF ME!

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: I received a report of a shooting here?

Mario: Yes! Come inside! I got footage.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

After Brooklyn a Guy watches the footage.

Mario: Yes! Black Yoshi was the one that killed Bowser Junior!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Black Yoshi! You are under arrest for the murder of a child, so you’re coming with me!

Black Yoshi: NEVER!

Black Yoshi tries to run, only to get tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: Some people never learn do they?

Outside, Brooklyn Guy is dragging Black Yoshi to the car.

Black Yoshi: NO! LET ME GO! MARIO! I NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT WITH THE MONEY!

Mario: Cop. Let him go for a moment.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Mario walks to Black Yoshi, and suddenly punches him and takes his 200 dollars.

Mario: I believe this is mine. Ok, cop! Take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy throws Black Yoshi into his car and drives him to jail.

Black Yoshi: MARIO! HELP!

Mario: Got what he deserved...

Meanwhile in prison, Black Yoshi is thrown into his cell.

Black Yoshi: LET ME OUT! I’M INNOCENT!

Bubbles: Greetings, cellmate...

Black Yoshi: Fuck...

Black Yoshi screams as a Bubbles rapes him.

Well that’s my alternate ending! I hope you enjoy it!