Chef Pee Pee Is the Best

Chef Pee Pee's Song is a song sung by Chef Pee Pee about his cooking. This song was created so Chef Pee Pee could enter Goodman's chef contest.

Lyrics
(Chef Pee Pee): Chef Pee Pee's in the kitchen I'm the king of cooking things (Yeah!)

Got macaroni, pizza, cookies, and some ice cream (Yeah!)

And when it comes to cooking, I'm like Zeus or Hercules (Yeah!)

 'Cause Bowser's really angry (Bowser): ''Chef Pee Pee! ''

(Chef Pee Pee): And he might just murder me (No!)

Toad wants to help but he gets all on my nerves (Stop it!)

''He's always touching things. I'm like get out of here you turd Go!)''

I can make turtle soup or cook an Angry Bird

''Chef Pee Pee is the best. Everybody spread the word''

I've got Goombas in the oven (Yeah) and Pingu's in the pot (The pot!)

I can make a meal out of anything you've got

I can turn a rock into a pile of soufflé (Voila)

And I can turn some cat litter into a nice cheesecake (AY!)

Chef Pee Pee is the best (3 times)

I'm better than the rest

Chef Pee Pee is the best (3 times)

Tell me who just mad this mess