User blog:TheElectraFroot/Everything Wrong With SML (TheElectraFroot Edition)

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How's your day, guys? You're probably wondering who the hell I am, and that's normal! I'm not a big person at all. So you can probably produce the assumption that I joined this wiki because I like the YouTube channel, SuperMarioLogan. You're actually correct, even though I became a fan last month. But I got into this channel because I like gaming and Mario, so it was pretty nice to see a Mario plush channel. Now don't get me wrong; I love the channel, the content, and the questions at the end. But there's a downside to SuperMarioLogan, which is a list of problems. So, in my wording, here is Everything Wrong With SuperMarioLogan. Take serious notes and consider these carefully; you might want to try to suggest new things in the future!

Mario's Torture
Okay, one of my favorite characters from the series is Mario. He's this guy whose adventures we loved as younger ones. He's been with us since the start of the channel, and that's really nice! However, since January 24, 2017, we've rarely seen a happy Mario. Why is this, you ask? One word: Jeffy. Jeffy is this one kid who as dropped off by his mother, and had been a part of SML since. Now am I happy most of the time? No. Why? Because now Mario has this kid and a girlfriend who don't do shit to support him, so his life is being tortured. The time where I came *creates a centimeter-long gap between two fingers* this close to almost dreaming of snapping Jeffy's neck was Jeffy's Bad Word!. Holy shit. Jeffy literally turned his life upside down there. Thanks to him, Mario was beaten up and accused of rape and injury. Poor Mario. Shrek sometimes is a pain, too, but it's not severe. Sometimes I wish he would get a vacation video with somebody else...

Chef Pee Pee's Torture
Chef Pee Pee is one of my favorite characters, also. He's a chef and he can be really entertaining. He's more of the greater characters, kids. However, I don't have much to say of his happiness. Does it even exist? Hell no. Why? Because he's a slave. What I mean is that he gets tortured. From both Bowser and Junior. He hates his life, he lives with a villain-like dad, and his son is the annoying little shit. Joseph isn't any better, and Cody is more tolerable. He's similar to Mario, but as a chef. They need a vacation video nonetheless.

Cody's Mom Jokes
Cody is another character who is a Magikoopa. He's gay, as he has a Ken doll with him as a boyfriend.