Talk:Ken/@comment-1784834-20170312082903

This exchange is gonna happen one day:

Joseph: HE'S A DOLL!

Cody: For the last time, Joseph, NO HE'S NOT! He's a real, flesh-and-blood person!

Joseph: He's plastic!

Cody: He has the hardest rock-hard abs in the world!

Joseph: HE'S AN INANIMATE OBJECT!

Cody: HE'S REEEAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Junior: Uh, what's going on?

Cody: Joseph is trying to tell me that Ken is just a toy! He's not a fucking doll, he's a person!

Junior: ...Cody, he's totally a doll.

Cody: Not you too, Junior!

Junior: Well, he is! He doesn't talk! He doesn't move on his own! He doesn't even bleed when I take his arm off! See?

Cody: Junior, Ken doesn't bleed because his blood is so hot that it evaporates when it hits the air.

Junior: No, blood can't evaporate from being so hot! Listen to yourself, Cody! You're the smart one!

Cody: Yes, and I'm telling you that Ken is a real person!

Joseph: No, he's not! He's a doll!

Cody: Joseph, repeat after me: KEN. IS. A. PERSON!!!!!!