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To All: Here Episode 2 CROSS-ing Over Abridged In it’s entirety

???: Hi Joseph

Joseph: What The Who Are you

???: I can’t reveal but you can call me Quint

Joseph: Ok why are you here

Quint: Easy to say a warning

Joseph: That is...

Quint: That a Paradox has come while it won’t be in effect for now but...

Suddenly Joseph wake up after getting slapped by Black Yoshi

Black Yoshi: He’s up

Joseph: (What The hell was that don’t let it go to You Joseph stay calm) Ok news

Toad: NO CLUE! Beside a castle that seems to be Peach’s

Mario: Yeah to get back at the Bitch I pissed all over the house

Woody: Yeah

Ken: This is weird

Cody: Agreed

Joseph: So were in the castle where exactly?

Mario: Under a staircase someone is here

???: WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE CASTLE! Ughhh just gonna say it was Mario

Mario: What I Here But What!

Bowser: CHARELYYY CHARELYYY

???: I think I hear something over by the staircase

Rosalina: Toad go see the intruder

Toad: Why me exactly

Mario: GO OR I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK!!!!!

Toad: GULP O...k... than...

Toad leaves and walk to the person

Toad: What The.

Suddenly the person sees Toad

Both: AGHGHHGHHGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeffy: (Ok not a tournament YET just stay calm and be stupid) I just Crapped my pants

Mario: JEFFFY!!!!!

The screams die down and we reveal that the ??? Man was another Toad

SMG4 Toad: Oh no I’m Cotten and Black!! I thought it wouldn’t happen till Mario burns my body and want to haunt him!!!

The rest come out

Black Yoshi: If I could ask who are you

SMG4 Toad: THE TOYS ARE ALIVE!

Cody: We came from a different dimension ok.

SMG4 Toad: Are You High Right now cause that just

Cody: I have Weed and Acid

SMG4 Toad: Ok what do you want

Shrek: (If I stay here I can eat here also and at home)

Mario: To Go Hom–

Shrek: To explore!

SMG4 Toad: Well Ok there a GlitchCon around here you can come along

Ken: What Glitchco–

Ken get sucker punch by Joseph

Joseph: Let’s go!

SMG4 Toad: Ok Luckily I have a van let get in

All of the characters around the castle went outside and went inside the van and went off

A few minutes later

SMG4 Toad: CRAP! Almost out of gas I stopping for gas

The van stops at a gas station

SMG4 Toad: Ok I forgot my wallet anyone got money on them

All: Nope

SMG4 Toad: Great... Any ideas

Joseph: I have one just follow my lead

SMG4 Toad: Eh how bad could it b–

3 minutes later

All of the, are in a gas station behind the cashier desk with a person (the cashier) Dead,the sprinklers and Sirens going off,And the Cops outside

SMG4 Toad: Seriously Joseph this was your best idea

Joseph: Who cares this is just a game

Rosalina: I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

Black Yoshi: Don’t We All...

Cop 1: This is the police we got you surrounded this is your last chance to surrender before we force ourselves into there

Joseph: So Anyone want a Resses peanut butter cups

SMG4 Toad: AAHHHHHH!!

https://youtu.be/x9W598i7hGU

Meggy is in a fetal position on the death bus

Joseph burns Ken

Toad’s acting like a statue

Waluigi head is upside down

All wander around GlitchCon

In My Time Of Dying

CROSS-Ing Over Abridged

We cut to SMG4 Toad,Mario,Rosalina, Jeffy, Shrek, Black Yoshi, Junior, Joseph, Cody, Toad, Woody, Tony the Tiger, Bowser, and CPP (Chef Pee Pee) Running than stopping at the convention

SMG4 Toad: (panting) W...H...a...t The heck Joseph!

Joseph: Hey just be lucky I had two bombs at that time and I still have one left!

Mario: Can we just go in

Toad: GOOD!!

Joseph: GREAT!!

They all go in the door

Heavy: 10 dollars to get in here

Junior: Crap the money blew up back there

Joseph: Don’t worry. Ahem guard if may look at this

Joseph shows a bomb and exposes the wires

Heavy: Hmmm AGH it’s a bomb

Joseph put the part back on the bomb

Joseph: That right and it can destroy 1/4 of this building if you won’t let us though we will just have to blow you and others sky high so....

We cut to Tari and Meggy

Tari: What The

Meggy: Don’t worry there bluffing

Heavy hears this

Heavy: Your just bluffing

Joseph: Oh luckily with this controller I can deactivate the bomb and I can have it timed let start this at one minute

Joseph presses some buttons in it and the bomb starts to tick

Meggy: Well That was wrong

Tari: Um let just go while we have the chance

Meggy: Dittio

Heavy: Fine you can go through

Joseph: You made the right choice

Joseph stops the bomb at 5 seconds left but afterwards destroys the controller and rip out the manual deactivation button

Joseph: But If you Try to arrest us than the sky shall add to the finishing touch of this burnt cassette

Heavy: Got it...

All go through

SMG4 Toad: Ok Thanks Joseph for making our targets the size of a black hole

Joseph: Sorry it was my only choice plus who did you think had a better idea

Tony: I smell poop

Cody: It’s your hand

Tony: OH!

Tony licks his hand

SMG4 Toad: Ug Fine Fair enough...

All wander around GlitchCon

Mario,Cody,And Junior go to a switch stand

Mario: Look switches

Junior: Cool

Cody: Ok where are we anyways?!

Mario: Don’t yell look maybe she can help us

They all walk over to Tari

Mario: Hello?

Tari: Oh aren’t you with Luigi

Joseph pops up

Joseph: Nope Cause after some freaking dimension hoping... bullshit we’re here and going to rob this place! Or else!

Joseph shows the bomb but Meggy kicks it away and people gather around it

Joseph: Kidding me

Joseph gets a sword (Golden) behind him and runs at them and chop them up which dropped blood on the four

Tari: Um is that true

Junior: Even though his mind slash sanity is having a napoleon complex and that saying a lot considering Joseph

Tari: His Name was Joseph.

Junior: Yes anywho he is telling the truth we from another dimension ok

Tari: Well we can help you go home

Mario: Thanks after this whole ordeal we needed it

Tari: What ordeal.

Mario: Well...

A explosion occurs

Cody: WHAT THE HELLL!!!!

Joseph: I got my bomb back if you excuse me I going to commit underage drinking and theft probably murder and arson on the sides

Junior: Days like this I wonder how he was not check into the lonely boon

A few minutes ago

Shrek wanders around holding his stomach in agony

Shrek: Do you know where any food is

Shrek Get Punched

SMG4 Mario: Finally, I got you! Now you have to come with me to see Luigi-

Suddenly, Kojima pulls out a T-Pose Mushroom.

SMG4 Mario: What the?

Shrek: FOOD!

Meggy: MARIO! LOOK OUT!

Meggy pushes Mario out of the way but Shrek grabs her and throw her to a stand with a TV which falls on her

Shrek: FOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!

Shrek grabs the mushroom but it explodes

When the smoke clears Shrek is now a T Pose Zombie

Person: Kojima your a magician now transform him back

The person get punched

Crowd: CONVENTION FIGHT!!!

The crowd battle it out and Shrek is biting a lot which in turn turned the bitten to T Pose Zombies

SMG4 Mario: Don’t Worry a outbreak that threaten to kill millions I Experience And stoped it happened 5 times excluding this one for god sake!

SMG4 Mario throws a one up to Shrek but it fails

SMG4 Mario: OH NO EVERYBODY Go run steal the TVs and dvds and etc we enter the apocalypse!

Waluigi: Hi I just

SMG4 Mario blitz out of there

Waluigi: Serously I trying to ask you and have me realized how I was wrong and have a turn of heart well that... means... I.... Now... Lost... the one who haven't rejected me NOOOOOOOOO!

SMG4 Mario run to Tari who is talking to SMG4, Fishy Boopkins, Bob, and Luigi until they notice SMG4 Mario.

SMG4 Mario: Tari! Waluigi has started another T-Pose virus-

SMG4 Mario suddenly notices SML Mario, and the others.

SMG4 Mario: Wait. The fuck are you guys?

Bowser: Drunken hobos at a frat party who shifted to here

Rosalina: We from a Another dimension just visiting here for this con

Tari: Yep And we here to help them

Bob: This is insane

SMG4 and Mario: Actually It kinda normal. Ha jinx you owe me a coke

SMG4 Mario: Ok also

Junior: We know that a apocalypse have started we saw and now gathering supplies

SMG4 Mario: Also where’s Meggy

CPP: I saw a orange haired tentacle person hit a stand over there with a huge tv

Tari And SMG4 Mario: Thanks.

Bob,Luigi,SMG4 Mario Tari,And Fishy Boopkins threw the TV off to reveal Meggy who after That curled up in a fetal position saying this

Meggy: All these squares make a circle

And she repeated that

Junior: Let get out of here

Suddenly Shrek rushes at them

Tony punches Shrek out of the air while got bite and soon turns into a T pose zombie

Mario: TONY!!!

All SMG4 and SML (except Joseph) dodging and running from Waluigi

Bob: RuN AwAY I aTTacK rUN AwaY GO ChaSE yOUrSElf

Junior: This is just my normal Monday

Jeffy: I don’t want to die!

CPP: And captain obvious go to you

Cody: Why are you doing this!

Waluigi: Cause I was rejected from Smash Ultimate!!

Luigi: THAT STUPID YOU GOT REJECTED FROM ONE THING YOUR THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN NON CANNON GAMES FOR ME EVEN IF I IN SMASH BROS I LEFT TO THE SIDE SO JUST BE FUCKING GREATFUL!

Waluigi: WOW That Must been building up for a while to say congrats here a blast to turn you into a T Pose Zombie

The beams go to Luigi but Black Yoshi pushes him out of the way

Black Yoshi: Fuck....

The blow hit but the Yoshi wasn’t a T Pose Zombie

Black Yoshi(Who now Speaking Japanese which being translated into English): I turning Japanese And A Zombie

Junior: Run AWAY!

Everybody run out

Mario: I don’t know what the hell the T Pose Zombie mushroom virus thing

SMG4: A tampered poison mushroom which can turn them into a husk of their former selves

Junior: Wait Where Joseph

We cut back into the Convention with Joseph dodging tattered ruble burning from the sky

Joseph: There no way I going to DIE! NOT NOW stay calm this is just a game a game that you are falling for

???: And it too late to regain your balance...

Joseph: Wha–

Joseph get hit (in the groin) by a oxygen tank which launch him to a stand knocking him it over and his bump of his head on the wall down

Joseph: W...h...a.....a....t...t

Ken: Hi now I getting real pissed off so sorry I need to vent any questions

Joseph: One have bugged me how are you even Alive!!

Ken pause

Ken: Fine I tell you

As Ken explains his backstory, the scene transitions to a flashback.

Ken: Back in the year, 1970, our manufacturer, Hasbro were marketing a new line of Barbie dolls that were sentiment and interact with people!

A bunch of plastic materials are molded together into Ken and is sprayed with a self aware serum, thus bringing him to life.

Ken: We were made to provide entertainment to children, and they also made a line of Barbie dolls with the same feature! One of them was my girlfriend!

Ken comes across a sentiment Barbie doll and they fall in love.

Ken: But one dreadful day... a bug occurred which caused all of the dolls to become mean and selfish to kids.

A Ken doll is seen insulting a child, smacking her, and breaking stuff in her room.

Ken: Eventually, Hasbro addresses these complaints and announced that they are recalling the dolls and shipping them into the furnace to be melted down for materials!

A montage of screaming dolls being thrown into the furnace to their deaths are seen, but Junior suddenly interrupts.

Joseph: If all of the dolls got recalled, how did you not become selfish?

Ken: Me and Barbie were the only ones who did not get the bug. We even tried to save some of them, but they were too ungrateful to accept our help.

Ken is seen trying to help a Chadwick doll, only to be smacked away.

Ken: And... for Barbie.....

In the flashback, Ken and Barbie are on the conveyer belt, trying to outrun the furnace, but suddenly, Barbie steps in some super glue and gets stuck.

Ken: Both of us tried to escape with our lives, but Barbie ended up in a sticky situation.

Barbie screams as she starts to get pulled towards the furnace and Ken rushes to save her.

Ken: I used all of my hunkiness in an attempt to save her, but it wasn’t enough. And then...

Barbie: Go... Save yourself... Find someone who cares for you...

Barbie lets go of Ken’s hand and Ken watches in horror as Barbie is pulled into the furnace and melted into molten plastic, killing her.

Ken: BARBIE!

Suddenly, the furnace starts to malfunction.

Ken: OH CRAP!

Ken runs off the conveyer belt as the furnace starts spitting out fire.

Ken: I managed to escape from Hasbro Inc. right before the furnace explodes and took everything with it.

The Hasbro Headquarters explode and collapse just as Ken escapes.

Ken: I may have survived... But the same couldn’t be said for my beloved Barbie...

Ken watches distraught at the flaming wreckage of Hasbro Inc.

Ken: After Barbie’s death, I spent years wandering the earth, trying to find some new purpose in life, but without much luck.

Ken is seen trying to fit in with some troll dolls, but they rudely throw him out of the store.

Ken: No toy would accept me, not even a child wanted me!

Ken comes across Toys R Us, and runs inside.

Ken: But then one day... I ended up in Toys R Us, where I got some hope I would finally be accepted!

Ken witnesses Chef Pee Pee, Junior, and Cody in the store.

Ken: That was when I saw him my new love, Cody!

Ken runs to the Barbie aisle, and notices a Ken doll on display.

Ken: I was desperate to fulfill my lost Barbie’s dream!

Ken pulls the other Ken out of the box, throws him into a trash can and takes his place in the box.

Ken: And when Cody went to get a Ken doll, it just so happened to be me!

Cody chooses Ken and takes him home, right as the flashback ends.

Ken: There happy

Joseph: Yeah cause you are selfish it just before the bug was a threat the two of you had a bond afterwards you just attack and became a @$$

Ken: How can yo–

Joseph: Tsk Tsk Tsk let me finish The big you had it but said big just hid till the day when it be reawaken your selfish people who are selfish would in flash defend themselves admit your are and were selfish you can’t dodge this bullet

Ken: Um Ug.... SHUT UP YOU SHOULD JUST DIE

During those words he grab the sword Joseph took and went ballistic on him while Joseph just laughs

Ken: Why are you laughing

Joseph: Easy I got under your skin I able to make you go out of control and who want to date someone who just killed there friend even than I might as well get my enjoyment out of you not being able to relieve that I kicked the bucket

Ken: Your not a frien you just.... Sob SOB SOB SSSSSOOOOOOOBBB

Just than Ken Let Go of the sword and Joseph get up and grab the sword and about to...

Joseph: You should just give up the ghost. Also When Fighting never let go of a weapon that the foe can find use to

Ken arm was chopped off and was kick back to a desk

Joseph bring out multiple bombs and brought out gasoline and take out a lighter and threw the bombs than the gasoline

Joseph: Farewell law breaker

Ken runs at Joseph

Ken: I can’t go without you dying with me

Joseph: Than Let Go bitch!

Joseph hits the activation buttton of the dangerous bomb and throw the light which was opened and lit and

KABOOOM

Joseph is launch out and hit though the windows of the death bus

SMG4 Toad: Hi your came here just in time

Meggy is in a fetal position on the deathbus

Junior is confused

Bowser sobbing

Tari using her robotic arm

Joseph: I just gotten blown up had a sword in my guts and also a oxygen tank hit me I bleeding can someone give me a shirt a red one

SMG4 Toad gives Joseph a shirt and Joseph puts it on

Joseph: Thanks

Suddenly Meggy shoot out her arm and grabbed her gun and shot Joseph befor returning in the fetal position

Joseph : Ok TOAD!

Joseph throws a wrench at SMG4 Toad

Joseph: Ok thanks now along with a stab in my heart not figuratively speaking,a hit in the nuts,and multiple slashes and gashes in my gut lung damage in fact I be lucky to stay awake for 6 minutes

Jeffy screams!

Shroomy: Ok than

Joseph: Who the one up front or am I just hallucinating

SMG4: Shroomy our new weapons expertise after Meggy is in her traumatized state

Mario: Yeah Let’s go

Junior: Where are we going

Joseph: (Yeah I would say but I probably lost my voice the lungs are collapsing aren’t they)

SMG4: Easy.... Peach’s Castle

The death bus drives off

https://youtu.be/CalmeXqMYNg

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