Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32634486-20170901233807/@comment-33005294-20170915103911

Jeffy: Well I think autism got here because of all those vaccines you gave me, daddy! You see, the vaccines used to be secret weapons by the US to make their enemies retarded in World War 2.5. They weren't used again after the war, but then doctors discovered them, not realizing that they are the cause of autism. They were like, "Hey! This could cure many different diseases!" And that's how the autism epidemic started!