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To All: Here the Completed version of CROSs-Ing Over Abridged episode 1

At Professor E. Gadd’s laboratory, E. Gadd is working on an experiment.

E. Gadd: Alright

Intern: What is this

E. Gadd: A portal to the anime dimension

Intern: WHY?! Of all other things like DC,Marvel,Other Internet shsows,And Or Plush Dimension!

E. Gadd: You do realized that I was divorced 40 years ago...

Intern: Still

E. Gadd: ...And I was last gotten laid was 60 years ago!

Intern: Oooohhhh Kay...

E, Gadd: And considering my age and my loneliness I say screw it I miserable I just going to do this

Intern: Fair...

E. Gadd: Good you understand and let start this up!

The device turns on and the portal machine starts to vibrate and energy starts to merge together to form a portal.

E. Gadd: Yes!

Intern: Here a cheesecake

E. Gadd: What?!

E. Gadd dodge the Intern cheesecake and it hit the energy rays and the portal comes unstable and energy beams shoot around

E. Gadd: You dumb@$$ I getting you and killing you

Intern: NO NO NNNOOO!!!

Both run around and the portal explodes

E. Gadd: Oh no where that intern!

E. Gadd finds the intern with a scalpel and a pizza cuter in his body (the pizza cuter in his chest and the scalpel in his throat

Intern: H.e..l...p m....e

E. Gadd: Sure I will help...

E. Gadd get a beaker and hit the intern multiple times drawling blood each time till the the intern on the ground nearly drowning in his own pool of blood

Intern: W.....h.....y I... T...h...o...u...g..h Y..o..u Wou..ld hel...p.

E Gadd: I am helping you to put you out of your misery!

E. Gadd slams a beaker into the intern one more time

A few seconds later

E. Gadd: Ok got cleaned up and the portal is destroyed eh not my problem now to drink alcohol at a bar and get a hooker

We cut to E. Gadd in a hospital

E. Gadd: How did I get here again and back to the main focus OW owwwwww... ow ow... Ow....

https://youtu.be/x9W598i7hGU

Meggy is in a fetal position in the death bus

Joseph burns Ken

Toad’s acting like a statue

Waluigi head is upside down

All wander around GlitchCon

In My Time Of Dying

CROSS-Ing Over ABRIDGED

Meanwhile, in another dimension, we see the city of Pensacola and we end up at the SML house. There, Mario is in the living room with Jeffy and Rosalina.

Mario: Hey, Jeffy...

Jeffy: (Alright my best Action well yesterday he tried to make me eat green beans and considering this persona hates green beans I have my action)

Jeffy Punch Mario in the throat

Jeffy: FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME EAT GREEN BEANS I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! (Play the part like a expert)

Rosalina: Nice Jeffy

Jeffy: (She’s Fuck Up actually which I can abused)

Someone knocks at the door.

Mario: Can someone help get to the door

Rosalina: Sure I will help

Rosalina Help Mario till she stops at the stairs

Mario: Why We’re stopping

Rosalina pushes Mario down the stairs

Mario: I’m in pain just need to crawl

Rosalina: So He can’t fly well you got to be Kidding me

Mario opens the door to reveal Goodman

Mario: Yes Goodman

Goodman: Um Mario would you kindly give me a million dollars

Mario: No

Goodman: Ok...ay um Mario look Shirymndeo I mean the ceo Of Nintendo

Mario: WHERE!

Goodman takes Mario credit card

Goodman: Oh Wait I seeing things

Mario: You did just to take my money

Goodman: No I just had weed

Mario: WHAT?!!?

Goodman: Sorry need to pay off something’s that haven’t left on the strains of time

Goodman shuts the door and enters his car and drive off

Mario heads back inside. Meanwhile, Black Yoshi is upstairs playing Halo.

Black Yoshi (Note he speak Russian I just translating): Yeah I getting the kills just need more to justify not thinking about biting the bullet!

Suddenly the controller battery’s die and Black Yoshi Character in the game get shot and get teabag

Black Yoshi: SHIT! YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

Meanwhile, Junior, Joseph, and Cody are playing with board games.

Joseph: Sigh alright who want to but Mediterranean avenue?

Silence engulfed the room (with Junior rocking back in forth with him hokd his hands together,Cody on the standing still,Ken who just crosseyed)

Joseph: ANYONE WANT TO BUY THIS!

Cody: I will banana.

Ken: Here’s the money!

Ken passes Cody the money.

Cody: Thanks, Jim.

Joseph: This can’t be real

Ken: Look you found out that I’m alive about a few years ago why are you still like this

Joseph: Cause It doesn’t make sense! THERE MUST BE A BETTER REASONING FOR THIS CAUSE RIGHT NOW MY MIND IN LIMBO!!!

Junior: C..c...c...c...a....a....a...l..m..m dddoooowwwn JoJoJoJoJoSeSeSeSephphph

Joseph: Wait a minute it make sense now

Ken: What?

Joseph: I am in Purgatory. It make sense for each time I die this repeats the things that shouldn’t physically happen happen this whole deal is to make me get forgiven for my crimes of killing my mother

Junior: But Joseph didn’t you about a year or so ago found out you mom still alive

Joseph: That was just a trick brought on my insanity for my living conditionss,Friends,And events! You know what that means I can do anything I want if you excuse me

Joseph leaves

Cody: I not a overlord the tod nami is square soup

Junior: No not the stove NOT THE STOVE!!!

Ken: Why is this a thing

Suddenly Joseph attacks Ken with a frying pan which in turn burns Ken

Ken: Help ME!!!

Cody: Why he just coming you head

Joseph: Wait Your High aren’t you

Cody: No..

Joseph lifts the pan and throws a coconut at Cody which knock him over and a bag of something slips out of his clothes and Joseph retrieves the bag

Joseph: What this? Oh god you having LSDs or ACID! In hindsight it make some sense but still.

Mario is in the living room with Rosalina, when Black Yoshi appears.

Black Yoshi: Mario I need new batteries

Mario: What?

Rosalina: Same What?

Black Yoshi: (Ok I have my phone just type a word and they can see what I trying to say)

Black Yoshi quickly types and shows them

Mario: Mario I need new Batteries for my X Box controller. Oh why did you say so!

Black Yoshi: I speak RUSSAIN!

Mario leaves Black Yoshi mid sentence

Mario enters the attic and finds the batteries.

Mario: There we go got the batteries Wait there the beyblades And Avatar the last airbender the complete series dvd

Suddenly, a large explosion occurs and forms a blue portal.

Mario: Wait The Hell Wait I can ditch Jeffy and others there let get them

Mario exits the attic.

A few hours later...

All of the SML characters are in the attic consisting of Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy, Shrek, Black Yoshi, Junior(Who Still in his fetal position), Joseph, Cody(Who is knockout), Toad(Who painted his face black), Woody, Tony the Tiger, Bowser, and CPP (Chef Pee Peej.

CPP: Mario how the fuck this came here

Mario: It Just did ok

Junior: I need therapy HELP!

Bowser punches Junior in the throat

Bowser: It futile you be with here forever

Joseph: (Another proof of this is just I’m in purgatory)

Rosalina: Mario touch it

Mario: WHAT?! WHY DO YOU THIN–

Rosalina: Would You Kindly Touch the Portal

Mario goes touch/reaches for the portal but is getting drawn to it

Black Yoshi: (Crap Russia is putting mini black hole machine in action!) Everybody Run!

CPP: I don’t know what he say but RUN!

Everyone tries to run out of the attic, but get sucked one by one into the portal.

Joseph: I going to heaven FINALLY!

Bowser: WHAT?!

Jeffy: (Well I either two things a black hole or a inter dimension tournament cause that isn’t the first time)

Toad: NO I DON’T WANT TO GO I JUST MAKING A RAP!!!

Bowser: NO WAY I DYING AMD GOING TO HELL!!!!!

Bowser clings on a shelf however he falls off in the end

Bowser: NO NO NOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bowser is sucked into the portal and it shuts. Meanwhile, all of the SML characters find themselves flying through a blue passageway.

Junior: I’M SCARED!!!

Joseph: I can’t wait to reach the end of this.

Cody: What I going home.. wait WHERE ARE WE!

Jeffy: (Ok This is the tournament one but need to react to trick them) I TERRIFIED!!!

Bowser: I WANT CHARLEYYY I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM!!!!

Black Yoshi: I see a opening!

Toad: I see a opening

All(except Joesph ): AHHHHH!

All of the SML characters fly out of the portal

To be continued