User blog:Scolipedeguy123/Top 5 Worst SML Characters(In My Opinion)

Hello, SML wiki! I am back with yet another blog post! Don't worry, I'll make a question blog post later. Today, I will list my top 5 worst SML characters. Whether they are controversial, cruel, or annoying, they get a spot on this list. Now, let's dive bomb into the top 5 worst SML characters!

Number 5: Peach

Let's take every white female stereotype and give all of them to a Nintendo character. That's basically what Peach is. She's a spoiled, arrogant brat who expects too much out of Mario. In her first appearances, she was voiced by Lance and(no offense to Lance), her voice was f*cking annoying to listen to! She dumped Mario because he was bald. She also had a baby, but she let Sonic take the baby because she's a f*cking idiot. She is also a b*tch to Mario. Good thing she got what she deserved in Mario's Girlfriend Problem. That is why Peach is the 5th worst SML character.

Number 4: Goodman

This entry might cause some controversy, but Goodman has become worse in modern SML before Jeffy's Parents(no, I'm not a nostalgist). Goodman started out as a great character, being satire on the typical business man. Also, he has one of my favorite catchphrases(Breaking news, m'kay?) However, with Jeffy becoming a main character, he has become a hypocrite. He states that a parent can't beat their child, yet he would be glad to beat Junior. He also approved of Jeffy and Rosalina's rape alligations, but he didn't let Mario speak on his side of the story. While he has gotten better since Jeffy's Parent's his previous actions land him the #4 spot on this list.

Number 3: Modern Junior

Don't get me wrong, I love Junior as a character, but he caused a bit of controversy recently, more so than Jeffy. He is a spoiled brat who tortures anyone he wants to. For example, he and Joseph(who isn't on the list) are extremely cruel to Cody, especially in Cody's Birthdaay, considered one of the worst SML episodes of all time. Junior also tortures Chef Pee Pee constantly, either whining over not getting what he wants, throwing massive tantrums, or getting Chef Pee Pee physically hurt. Logan also uses him over loved characters like Mario, Shrek, and Black Yoshi. As everyone would say, Smarten Up, Logan! This is why Modern Junior is the 3rd worst SML character(I forgot to mention Junior's Package, sorry).

Number 2: David Winkle

You know you screwed up on characters when you have a teacher who's also a pedophile and a rapist. While only appearing in Junior's 1st Grade series, he has been permanently removed from the SML cast due to controversy. Like I said, he is a pedophile. He "took pictures" of the students for "Picture Day." He also disguised himself as Jackie Chu in order to "teach" the students. It gets worse than that. According to The Gun, he murdered 15 unnamed children at a park. He also raped Cody once. David Winkle has earned himself the #2 spot on this list.

Before we get to #1, here are some dishonorable mentions.

Modern Bowser: Like Junior, Bowser has gotten more cruel throughout the series. Neglecting the safety of his chef and beating HIS OWN SON, he has become somewhat controversial. Also, he praises Charleyyy And Friends as the only thing he needs. He's not on this list because he is actually very funny.

Jeffy: Now you may ask," Why isn't Jeffy number 1?" Jeffy isn't number 1 because he has seen character improvement. His reasons for his behaviors are all due to Nancy being an abusive mother. Despite character development, Jeffy has become the most controversial character due to four episodes: Jeffy's Bad Word, Locked Out, Jeffy's Tantrum, and Jeffy's Fun Day.

Nancy: Nancy is outright disgusting. She is a hooker and an abusive mother. Her actions include abandoning Jeffy, attacking Jeffy, and outright ABUSING him. Jeffy haters may still hate him, but they and the rest of the SML fandom will never forget the cruelty of Nancy.

The Rat: The Rat is considered one of the worst SML characters, and for good reasons. Like Junior and Peach, he is an arrogant @sshole who will attack anyone against him. With his annoying Dutch voice and annoying attitude, he has become very controversial. He also loves and praises cheese. Enough said.

And the #1 WORST SML character is.......

Before I get into this entry, I will say this once and only once. This entire list is MY opinion. You can disagree with it. I'm totally fine with that. However, this entry might become more controversial than the afformentioned Jeffy episdoes combined. Okay, here's a pop quiz. What do you get when you combine the cruelty of Bowser, the arrogance of The Rat, the hypocricy of Goodman, and the spoiled attitude of Peach? You get what I think is the worst SML character as of Jeffy's New Toy. That character is, drumroll please.........

Rosalina

You might think," Oh, crap. He put a former bureaucrat's favorite character as #1," and leave this post immediately. However, continue reading to discover why I think Rosalina is the worst SML character, unrelated to NT2001 at all. Rosalina started to become innocent enough starting in Mario's New Girlfriend, being Peach's kind-hearted replacement. However, the cookie crumbled down when Jeffy became a main character. Rosalina has become extremely crule to Mario starting with Jeffy's Bad Word. She listens to Jeffy's every command, and she does it without thinking of Mario. She has made Mario get arrested because she accused Mario of being a rapist and a child beater. She also complains that Mario never pays attention to her. Well, that's because Mario's main priority is taking care of Jeffy. I know people complained about her two month absence due to Elaina not working in Florida, but characters like Woody and Tony haven't been seen since last year. However, Rosalina's worst role was in Jeffy's New Toy. She has outright TORTURED Mario because he accidentally showed Jeffy porn by clicking on Goodman's email link. She has complained that Mario always lies to her. Mario is one of the nicest characters in the series along with Judy Nutkiss and, to an extent, Shrek. That is why Rosalina is the #1 WORST SML character in my opinion.

Whoo, that was a lot of ranting in one blog post. Anyways, hoped you enjoyed this blog post. Tell me what you think in the comments. Also tell me how I can improve my lists. Anyways, this has been Scolipedeguy123, and goodbye.

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Scolipedeguy123 (talk) 21:42, May 6, 2017 (UTC)Scolipedeguy123