The Hitman!

The Hitman! is the 246th video of SML Movies.

Synopsis
Mario is tired of Jeffy so he hires a Hitman!

Plot
The episode starts with Jeffy banging his head on the table in an attempt to lodge his pencil farther up his nose. Mario comes in and is about feed Jeffy some green beans on a pig-themed plastic plate, but Jeffy, as one would probably expect, refuses to eat the veggies, stating he doesn't even know how to eat them and that he wants Jell-o instead. Mario then hands Jeffy a fork to eat the green beans, but he throws the fork away. Annoyed, Mario then tells Jeffy to mash his face into the green beans to eat them after Jeffy refuses to retrieve the fork, saying that it slipped. Jeffy then proceeds to fling the plate of green beans, scattering them all over the couch. Jeffy then asks for a Jell-O cup. Mario then gives Jeffy a green Jell-O cup, but Jeffy flips the spoon which flicks some of the Jell-O away. Mario loses his patience and proceeds to beat the living stuffing out of Jeffy, which causes him to cry "RAPE! RAPE!".

Moments later, Mario is still angry and upset as he throws his brand new box of Cheerios cereal in the trash bin, since earlier where Jeffy tells Mario (his "dad") that he stuck his pee pee in the cereal box. Mario then gets the brilliant idea to hire a Hitman, to kill off Jeffy for good, since Mario does not want to kill Jeffy by himself for fear that he will go to jail.

He reaches and flips the pages of a phone book where he discovers an ad saying about calling a Loan Dolphin. Mario tries to call the dolphin with his mobile phone, but as he hears a knock in the door, Mario opens a door to encounter a Loan Dolphin, even though he didn't answer Mario via phone since he's only got here just in time.

As a killer dolphin steps inside, Mario asks him for his favor to kill Jeffy. The Loan Dolphin informs Mario to take Jeffy to the park to buy an ice cream for him then he'll secretly shoot him clean off. Mario accepts it and takes Jeffy to the park, where he did buys an ice cream for Jeffy and waits for the Loan Dolphin to go for the kill for Jeffy. However, as Jeffy purposely drops his ice cream down to the grass, the Loan Dolphin, who is secretly hides behind the bushes and did not know what Jeffy looks like, he sees Jeffy patting his diaper as usual, but he does not shoot Jeffy since he doesn't have an ice cream. Loan Dolphin accidentally shoots Patrick, who also has an ice cream cone, shooting him to death which causes the entire park, Mario and Jeffy to freak out.

Seconds later back to Mario's apartment, Mario watches the news on TV about Patrick's death. He angrily states to the dolphin that he's suppose to kill Jeffy, as Mario shows the Loan Dolphin with Jeffy.

So the Loan Dolphin tells Mario for another plan by taking Jeffy at 5:00 pm to a McDonald's restaurant to get him some chicken nuggets. Mario goes along with the plan (he thinks he will put poison to the nuggets or add a bomb inside the bag), and takes Jeffy for a drive to McDonald's to get him some chicken nuggets. Jeffy, however, being the bratty self he is, demands that Mario get him 20 toys. After Mario orders chicken nuggets from speaker and requests for 20 toys, he grabs a bag of food from the Loan Dolphin in the service window and gives it to Jeffy, who seemly didn't see the dolphin since all he cares for are the 20 toys he demanded.

While driving away back home, Jeffy complains Mario that he only got one toy from the bag, rather than 20 of them he asked for. Mario tries to tell Jeffy that he doesn't need 20 toys but too late, Jeffy throws the bag of chicken nuggets and the one toy out the car window, causing Mario angrily to stop his car and forces Jeffy to get out to get his bag. Of course, the stupid child refuses and says that he wants 20 toys.

Back in the house, the Loan Dolphin asks Mario if Jeffy's dead, but Mario says he didn't because all he wanted is 20 toys, which make the dolphin very furious, who then goes on a rant about all the trouble he went through to set everything up. Afterwards, the Loan Dolphin then tells Mario the next plan, which is to just leave the door unlocked so he can sneak in and kill Jeffy. Later Mario puts Jeffy to bed, unlocks the door, and goes to sleep. The Loan Dolphin then sneaks into the house, but keeps bumping into everything, which wakes Jeffy up, and makes him think someone is going to steal his butt, so he calls 911 to report it. A police officer shows up and they search the apartment. Eventually they get to the bathroom, and the Loan Dolphin is found hiding in the bathtub. Apparently the Loan Dolphin is one of the most wanted criminals in America, so he is dragged off to prison. Mario then makes a joke how the Loan Dolphin's only "porpoise" in like is to kill people. The Brooklyn Guy then laughs, and the episode ends.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Loan Dolphin
 * Jeffy
 * Brooklyn T. Guy
 * Patrick
 * Felipe
 * Goodman
 * Tim (Mentioned)
 * Debe (Mentioned)
 * Ray (mentioned)
 * Steve (Mentioned)
 * Jeffy's Toy Giraffe

Reception
The Hitman! received overwhelmingly negative reviews from SML critics and fans. Due to the plot of the episode, many Jeffy haters were in hopes that Jeffy would finally be killed in this episode, but were extremely disappointed to find out that he wasn't. Other fans criticized the episode for going too far, as well as Jeffy's obnoxious behavior. However, they did like the scene where Mario threatened to kill Jeffy, and the scene where Mario lost his patience and proceeded to beat up Jeffy.

MAFDOMiNUS however gave the video a positive review. Which is ironic because the previous SML video gained got postitive reception but MAFDOMiNUS Didn't like it, However this video is heavily panned yet he liked the episode. Alex31505 gave it a 2.9/5

Trivia

 * The was the final video to be set in the apartment in which Jeffy played a major role.
 * This is the first appearance of the Loan Dolphin since Bowser Junior's Credit Card!.
 * This is Patrick's first appearance since Bowser Junior's Playtime 3, and first appearance in 2016.
 * This is the 9th SML Video of 2016 to be heavily panned by fans, 1st being Cody's Birthday!, 2nd being Black Yoshi's Blank Check!, 3rd being Jeffy's Bad Word!, 4th being Bowser Junior's Game Night 5, 5th being Jeffy's Sister!, 6th being The Gun!, 7th being Rosalina's Parents!, and the 8th being Bowser Junior's Package!.
 * This is the second use of Jeffy's new iPhone 7.
 * This is Felipe's first appearance since Bowser Junior's Playtime 4.
 * This is the second time Patrick dies. The first is Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3.
 * The background of the SML question is the same as the background of the thumbnail for Bowser Junior Gets His Nose Pierced!, but only brighter.
 * This is the 3rd time Mario and Jeffy appear without Rosalina. 1st being Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!, and 2nd being Jeffy Sleepwalks!.
 * Jeffy's disliking of green beans is mentioned again. The first time was in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3.
 * Mario is as cruel as he can be in this episode because he hired a hitman to kill Jeffy.
 * Also, if Rosalina was in this episode, she would have a fit if he saw the Loan Dolphin about to kill Jeffy because she loves Jeffy.
 * This is also the 4th time this is shown.
 * The 1st is Where's Jeffy, the 2nd is Jeffy's Birthday, and the 3rd is Jeffy's Favorite Song.

Errors

 * Its unknown why Mario didn't ask Black Yoshi to kill Jeffy, as the episode Black Yoshi's Koolaid establishes that Black Yoshi is a hitman.
 * Or, since that episode was way before this, it can explain why he forgot that he was a hitman.


 * When Loan Dolphin was about to shoot Jeffy, he kills Patrick instead, Loan Dolphin should've known who was Jeffy, because Jeffy has an shirt with his name (not to forget that Mario was next to Jeffy), it is possible this was added for comedy.
 * It is illegal to hire a hitman to shoot your child just for dumb reasons (many moms and dads got arrested for this). This was stated on some websites.
 * Jeffy was afraid of ice cream in Jeffy's Homework!, so it's unknown why he is okay with it. Possibly because he got over his fear of it.
 * GameCubeDude300 didn't publish a video of him reacting to this SML Movie.