Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-34134665-20170712160845/@comment-32634486-20170831043832

Cooler1991 wrote: Mario frantically recruited all his family members to prepare for the war, but most of them refused.

Chef Pee Pee couldn't cook and had his hand blasted off from Junior's fireworks. He instead opened an emergency-money Lemon and bake sale stand outside on the sidewalk.

Bowser Junior first refused to help Mario, but has flashbacks of Military School and decides to help.

Cody helps by building an army of Cloned Codies via a Clone Machine and appropriately suiting and recruiting them.

Joseph buys a surplus of cheap Chinese bootleg supplies like USB storage and Phones, as well as Dry Food like dry rice noodles and rice, and also edible flowers.

Chef Pee Pee was such a bad cook, he had to buy packages of cookies, lemonade, pasta, chicken, veggies, and cakes from Wal-Mart.

Black Yoshi proudly pitched in hearing Mario's request, armed with his arms and Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto. He also made emergency Kool Aid stashes and Chicken stashes.

Shrek was more than happy to eat another Kraft Caramel cheesecake to prepare his diarrhea-loaded bowels to crap on the terrorists.