Chris the Cucumber

Chris is a cucumber who appears in Bowser's Salad Wrap. He is the vegetable. He tells interesting "facts" (which are almost always false) randomly out of nowhere when Chef Pee Pee is cooking a meal. His actual name is Larry the Cucumber from the TV show Veggie-tales.

He was recently seen attending the same summer school as Bowser Junior, implying he is actually rather lacking in academics. Again, in the classroom he has blurted out random, false facts.

Although his facts are sometimes false, Chris sometimes tells facts that are true but are ridiculous (eg. "Did you know that knives are pointy! Be safe!" eg. "Chef Pee Pee doesn't like Bowser Jr.").

He is voiced by Lovell Stanton.

For some reason, he got an A at Summer School but wasn't seen in 1st Grade.

Quotes

 * "A brick of cocaine is what keeps me going in a day."
 * "Did you know lettuce originated from grapefruit?"
 * "Did you know that knives are pointy. Be safe!"
 * "Did you know that Thomas Edison made knives."
 * "Did you know that lettuce has the same carbs as eating a whole turkey on Thanksgiving."
 * "Chef Pee Pee doesn't like Bowser Jr."
 * "Did you know that cheese is grown on trees in Egypt!"
 * "Did you know the perfect way to study is to ride horsies!"
 * "Did you know that horsies were invented by Thomas Edison."
 * "Did you know that cucumbers have their own planet?"
 * "Hawaii is a planet!"
 * "Did you know you get more friends when you have gum."
 * "Did you know, Hitler ate out of cans of soup?"
 * "Handschuhschneeballwefer is German for coward!"
 * "Did you know, the big red spot on Jupiter is really YOUR MOM'S ASS! I MEAN HER BIG, HAIRY, A-!"
 * "I'm right here silly!"
 * "I'm Chris the Cucumber. Duh!"
 * "Oh. That's me! (laughs)"
 * "(laughs) I knew I got an A."
 * "(laughs) Hi guys! I'm Chris the Cucumber. and I brought facts today!"
 * "Sure!"
 * "Did you know..."

Poll
Do you like Chris the Cucumber? Yes! No. Kind of.

