The New House!


 * This article is about the episode. You may be looking for the house itself.

The New House! is the 248th episode of SML Movies and the 1st SML Movie featuring the new house. It's also the first SML movie after SuperMarioLogan reached 1,000,000 subscribers.

Synopsis
Bowser and Mario's family move into a new house!

Plot
The video starts out at a "Holiday Inn" hotel while Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy, and Bowser sit on one bed, and Chef Pee Pee and Bowser Junior sit on another bed. Jeffy is jumping on the bed and Mario tells him to stop. Jeffy tells Mario that he is having fun. Bowser then asks Mario where they will live but Mario tells him that he spent his last bit of money booking the hotel. Mario has an idea for them to stay at Rosalina's house but Rosalina bursts out in laughter. Meanwhile on the other bed, Junior asks Chef Pee Pee if they were going to Disney World but Chef Pee Pee tells him that they are homeless because they got convicted from their apartment. Junior asks if they had to eat out of a trash can and Chef Pee Pee said "Probably!" and Junior says it's better than his cooking, so Chef Pee Pee beats up Junior for getting upset as Mario throws Jeffy off the bed while he was jumping.

Just then there is a knock at the door which happens to be Brooklyn T. Guy wanting to tell Mario and Bowser that he found a new house for them. Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina go to the house while Chef Pee Pee stays at the hotel to watch Junior and Jeffy.

The video cuts to the house where Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina are thinking that the house is beautiful. Brooklyn T. Guy tells them that 25 people were murdered at that house and they find a 26th person murdered. So Brooklyn T. Guy shows them the dining room, kitchen which Bowser thinks Chef Pee Pee will love, and the living room. Mario noticed that the house is 2 stories. Brooklyn T. Guy called Mario an idiot for not paying attention to that fact. So they go upstairs and they see a balcony view to the living room. They look at the game room which Bowser thinks that Junior will love and Rosalina thinks Jeffy will love. Brooklyn T. Guy then showed them one bedroom with a room that NOBODY can go into. Then Brooklyn T. Guy shows them another bedroom with a TV and Bowser kicks everyone out of the room so he can watch Charleyy and Friends and slams the door on them. Mario tells Brooklyn T. Guy that they will take it and Brooklyn T. Guy leaves. The video cuts to Holiday Inn and Chef Pee Pee tells Junior and Jeffy to stop jumping on his bed. Mario and Rosalina return saying that they liked the house.

Chef Pee Pee, Junior, and Jeffy go to the house and they look at every room. They knock on Bowser's door and Bowser tells them to go away. Junior screams when he sees everything dedicated to Thomas and the game room. Chef Pee Pee goes into the kitchen and states that he loves it. At the end of this video, Mario and Rosalina show Jeffy his new girly giraffe-themed crib, which makes Jeffy so excited he cries "UH!" and spanks his diaper while she gets his medicine. Jeffy continues to go uhh while shivering in the crib, so Mario turns on a Rockaby Baby tune which calms Jeffy and makes him go Uh one more time.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Bowser
 * Does Bad Things Guy (debut)
 * Rosalina
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * Bowser Junior
 * Jeffy
 * Thomas (shower curtain, toys, plush, bed, bedsheets and pillow)
 * James (shower curtain)
 * Percy (shower curtain)
 * T-Rex (cameo as toy)
 * Charleyyy (mentioned)
 * This Guy (mentioned)
 * What Guy (mentioned)
 * The Guy (mentioned)
 * A Guy (mentioned)
 * Chicago Guy (mentioned)
 * Manhattan Guy (mentioned)
 * San Fransisco Guy (mentioned)
 * Miami Guy (mentioned)
 * Las Vegas Guy (mentioned)
 * Frank (mentioned)
 * Brooklyn T. Guy (mentioned)
 * 26/25 Unknown People (mentioned debut)
 * Logan Thirtyacre (post-video)

History
Logan first announced moving to the new house in Bowser Junior's Game Night 5, while filming in it for the first time in Jeffy's Sister!. It was also slightly and partly previewed in No Crust!. It was also filmed briefly in some previous videos. The vlog video, WE GOT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!, was the first video to be fully set in the new house.

Reception
The New House received critical acclaim from SML fans. It was one of the best reviewed SML movies in 2016. It received praise for its humor, character usage, and plot. It is so far the best reviewed movie that stars Jeffy alongside Jeffy's Parents: although this may be due to a particular scene where Mario throws Jeffy off of a bed at the hotel, which was well received by SML Fans for being a long-awaited moment of bad karma for Jeffy, but Jeffy fans criticized Jeffy being pushed off the bed. People also praised the look of the new house. Both Jeffy fans and haters considered the ending where Jeffy freaks out about his new crib the funniest Jeffy moment in SML history.

Trivia

 * This is the first SML Movie in the new house.
 * This is the first appearance of Does Bad Things Guy.
 * This is a cliffanger to The Secret Door!
 * This is the 5th video to have any filming in the new house, and the 2nd to be entirely set here, the first being WE HIT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!
 * Just like the previous video, this episode was uploaded on the exact 1 1/2 year anniversary of the first episode to be entirely set in the apartment.
 * When Brooklyn T. Guy is showing Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina the game room, a Nintendo 64 cube can be seen in the left corner. This is the same Nintendo 64 cube that was briefly seen in Jeffy's Mistake!, during the scene where Jeffy takes Black Yoshi's Xbox One and throws it out the balcony.
 * It is implied that Jeffy is extremely hyperactive, and needs medicine to calm down.
 * This video reveals Brooklyn T. Guy has many brothers, like Goodman.
 * The brothers' names are This Guy, What Guy, The Guy, and A Guy, as well as Chicago Guy, Manhattan Guy, San Francisco Guy, Miami Guy, and Frank.
 * This is Thomas's first overall appearance since Bowser Junior's 8th Birthday!
 * This is the first time Jeffy jumps.
 * This is the second time Jeffy was badly hurt. The first being Jeffy Goes To The Zoo!.
 * The SML videos filmed at the new house will be, according to Logan:
 * Luigi's Mansion Episode 9
 * More episodes of Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures
 * Future Bowser Junior Videos
 * Future Jeffy Videos
 * Future Shrek Videos
 * Future Cody Videos
 * Halloween 2016 SML Movie
 * Thanksgiving 2016 SML Movie
 * Christmas 2016 SML Movie
 * Future Mario Videos
 * Future Chef Pee Pee Videos
 * Future Bowser Junior Videos
 * Future Black Yoshi Videos
 * Days of School Series
 * And the SuperMarioLogan Movie
 * If you look closely in Jeffy's crib, you can see the Curious George jack-in-the-box from Jeffy's Bedtime!
 * Now that the Cast have a New House, They will be making more Black Yoshi and Shrek Episodes.
 * The first time the mysterious door is introduced, Does Bad Things Guy repeatedly warns them to not go in the door.
 * This video was released about one day after WE GOT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!.
 * Is YouTube Kids A Safe Place for Young Children to Explore? is the fourth episode to end up on Google's YouTube Kids app. It is unknown why this video is on the YouTube Kids app, because most of SuperMarioLogan's videos and SML Movies are inappropriate.
 * Parents of children who used the app deleted it, due to inappropriate content ending up on the app. One example a video on the channel "Superkidz Finger Family", in where Mickey Mouse and his family are all dressed as Deadpool, firing gunshots at one another and committing suicide. This lead to the channel being taken down on both YouTube and YouTube Kids.
 * The CCFC (Campaign for a Commerical-Free Childhood) and the CDD (Center for Digital Democracy) sent a letter to the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) and talked with Google about this, with the CCFC uploading a Vimeo video demonstrating some of this.
 * It is heavily implied in-universe that the new house is haunted, considering 26 people died in there, and the later revealed Does Bad Things Guy completely forbids Mario and the gang from opening the door in the presumably empty room.
 * In The Secret Door!, it is revealed that the door contains the bodies of all 26 victims and that since this episode Brooklyn T. Guy took a vacation for 7 months, being replaced by his brother, perpetrator of the murders.

Errors

 * Toad, Black Yoshi, Shrek, Woody, and Tony do not appear in this video. Despite this, Logan did state that they will return in future videos. It is possible that they will appear in the 1,000,000 subscriber special, and despite this, Shrek made a comeback in The Ring!, Black Yoshi appeared in Black Yoshi The Assistant!, Tony the Tiger appeared on a cereal box in the aforementioned Black Yoshi episode, and Woody reappeared in Life Is Ruff!, after nearly a year of absence.

Poll
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