Board Thread:Ideas and Alternative Endings/@comment-30571467-20190129050818

WARNING: This story may have some swearing.

NOTICE: This story will be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program.

It starts off showing with a nightclub.

Some funky music is playing in the background.

It shows inside of the club with Tari, Sunny Funny and Meggy sitting together at a table.

Tari: So everyone, how have you been doing recently?

Meggy: I have been doing fine! I just talked to that zombie looking guy yesterday about his shop. Speaking of him, here he comes now!

Zulzo: May I get anything else for you ladies?

Sunny Funny: Oh no! Nothing for me!

Tari: I would like some orange juice please.

Zulzo: Ok!

Zulzo goes to back to the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: Speaking of your days, I have a friend that is coming soon here to the club!

Meggy: What's his name?

Sunny Funny: It is actually a surprise!

Tari: Ok then!

The nightclub door then opens and everyone has a shocked look on their faces.

Mario: Oh no...

Gummy Cow: It's that bastard...

It cuts to the black figure coming out showing Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Greetings... fellow creatures.

Everyone boos at him.

Tari: He tried to kill me! Screw you!!

Sunny Funny is seen sitting with a more worried face.

Meggy: What's wrong?

Sunny Funny: Wh-- Oh, nothing! My garden was destroyed!

Meggy: Well, I don't know why you are happy about it...

Buckaroo: JUST SHUT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK UP!!

The people silence down.

Buckaroo: (Sigh)

He slowly walks to the stand to order a drink.

Zulzo: Buckaroo! My boy! How's it been!

Buckaroo: Nothing much... get me a bottle of whiskey please with heavy sugar.

Zulzo: Alright!

Sunny Funny: He drinks alcohol?!

Tari: Eww!

Zulzo: Here you go! With extra sugar!

Buckaroo is seen drinking the whiskey hardcore.

Citizen 5: What a menace!

Buckaroo spits the drink in his face.

Citizen 5: GROSS! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Sunny Funny is seen shocked from looking at this.

Sunny Funny In Her Mind: Is he this bad?!

Zulzo: There is a rule that says no spitting but since it was whiskey, I will let that pass.

Buckaroo: Thank you. I am gonna have a seat.

Meggy: What about your friend? Is he coming?

Sunny Funny: (Sigh) I have to confess...

Tari: On what?

Sunny Funny: You see... I confronted that guy from committing suicide... you will hate me for this but, I have met this person.

Meggy: WHAT?!

Tari: You have?! Did he beat you up?! Kidnap you?!

Sunny Funny: No. Let me tell you the story.

It goes to a flashback from "Badman Thinks Of Something New!".

Sunny Funny: He bumped into my back and I told him he is mean and evil. A guy named "Badman" apparently asked him to kidnap or kill me and I got fed up with him and his gang and beaten them up. The black suited guy with the long ears was crying and upset badly and tried to commit suicide. I had to confront him and change him...

Meggy: Wait, so he is trying to be good? Or...

Sunny Funny: I don't see him trying though... he saved me from some bulldogs and demons 6 hours ago though.

Tari: Wow! I wish I can confront him but... IDK...

Sunny Funny: I was brace enough to do it. I kind of regret it now.

Buckaroo is seen sitting next to a table upset and depressed.

Meggy: Should we go to talk to him?

Tari: Maybe...

Sunny Funny: I think we should. Hopefully he does not go angered and tries to kill you two.

Tari: Thanks for having our back!

Buckaroo is seen thinking about the times with the 5 Guys and Badman and his gang. (From Robbing a bank in a minute, bombing a road, starting a shooting at the same nightclub he is in to going in a baseball tourment and causing havoc. He also remembers how he tried to kill/kidnap Sunny Funny)

Buckaroo: (Sigh) The evil times...

Tari: Hey there...

Buckaroo: AHHH! (He jumps and lands his butt on the top of the chair) AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OUCH!! THIS HURTS!!

The people look shocked and see what is going on.

Buckaroo: HELLLLP!!!

Meggy: Oh crap...

The chair tramples over and Buckaroo lands on his side.

Buckaroo: Owwwww... This bloody hurts!

Sunny Funny: Are you ok?

Tari: You know... (Giggles) I kinda like him. He's silly!

Buckaroo: Wh-- Hey!

Meggy: Calm down, we are not here to hurt you.

Buckaroo: Oh yeah? Then what are you here for?

Tari: We heard from Sunny Funny about how troubled you really are.

Buckaroo: So that's the flower's name eh?

Sunny Funny: Yes. Sorry I did not introduce myself earlier.

Buckaroo: My name is Buckaroo Timmy. You?

Meggy: I am Meggy.

Tari: Tari's the name!

Buckaroo: Ahhh! My back! My ass hurts!

Meggy: Language!

Buckaroo: Sorry...

Sunny Funny: How's life going?

MarioFan2009: He's... He's troubled??

Rh390110478: I don't know what he is talking about but it seems good...

Buckaroo: Good. I was just thinking about my awful times.

Tari: What awful times?

Buckaroo: Attempted murder, assault, bank robbery, kidnapping, mass shooting, etc.

Meggy: Geez! Did you do these things.

Buckaroo: Do I look like a jackass?

Tari: Maybe?

Buckaroo: That's your answer right there!

Sunny Funny: But you do know you can redeem yourself right?

Buckaroo: How?! I am a criminal, humanoid horse!

Tari: Wait, your a what?

Buckaroo: Humanoid horse.

Meggy: Something I would not want to see...

Buckaroo: You see it but you don't see my body!

Meggy: EWWW! GROSS!

Buckaroo: Yeah? Well that is what I am.

Sunny Funny: You might wanna look behind you.

Buckaroo: What?

He looks behind him to see wiki users, Parappa characters, SMG4 characters and SML characters.

Buckaroo: AHHH! (Turns white and faints)

Mikelord56: Calm down! We are not here to hurt you!

MarioFan2009: Yeah! We just wanna say sorry for... well, killing you?

Buckaroo: Really? You mean it?

Bob: Yeah bro! We just wanna be friends!

Gummy Cow: You may be a bastard... but our bastard!

Fishy Boopkins: You look like someone who can be a nice friend!

TheSuperAlimghtyDragon: Yeah! Wanna join?

Buckaroo: Wow... thank you everyone... I never knew I would be this good...

MarioFan2009: You sure are! You can redeem yourself and not be a bad one anymore!

Trikkiboy: Though you are Fanon, you are great for who you are!

Buckaroo: Gee, thanks. I guess I will join!

Parappa: Alright right!

They go outside and leave the club and it fades out.

- THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story! - 