Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32950723-20171017221431/@comment-5004701-20171022154502

"Sara Lee Cheesecake": Oh hey Shrek, how is it Buddy?

Shrek: Cheesecake? are You talking to Me?

"Sara Lee Cheesecake": It turns out that You have just won a life time supply of sara lee cheesecake as a reward for being the number one fan of sara lee cheesecake and You will even get a golden toilet too

Shrek: REALLY?

Chef Pee Pee:(takes off disguise) Nah it's just Me N***a (chuckles)

(Shrek starts getting angry)

Chef Pee Pee: Uh, Shrek?

(Shrek is feeling boiling mad)

Chef Pee Pee: Are You okay?

Shrek: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Chef Pee Pee: AAGH!

(Shrek chases after Chef Pee Pee, tackles him and then takes him back to the bathroom)

Shrek: Chef Penis, You are going to eat My crap for pretending to be My cheesecake

(Shrek dunks Chef Pee Pee into the toilet making Chef Pee Pee eat his turds while screaming and crying about the whole thing, Shrek then after Chef Pee Pee has eaten all of his crap proceeds to drop Chef Pee Pee into the toilet and then pull his pants down and sit down on said toilet)

Shrek: GET READY FOR MY CRAP!

Chef Pee Pee: What? NO!

(Shrek unloads a ton more turds into the toilet while farting really loud in the process)

Shrek: Oh You like My crap don't You? oh those chocolate fart berries must be yummy for Your tummy oh yeah