Talk:Shrek's Crappy Wish/@comment-34595515-20180530131833

Shrek’s Crappy Wish Alternate Ending Suggested by KAPFan9876

Shrek: Well, maybe you’re a true donkey at heart, and you’re bald.

Mario: AAAGGGHHHH!!!

(Mario punches Shrek)

Shrek: OW! DONKEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR SHIT! TIME FOR PAYBACK!

(Mario shoves Shrek’s face into the toilet)

Shrek: THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Mario: SO YOU’RE BEING A HYPOCRITE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SHREK?!

(Mario drags Shrek into the kitchen)

Shrek: Donkey! Please stop!

Mario: NEVER! MY NAME IS NOT DONKEY!

(Mario grabs a bat and starts hitting Shrek in the face with it)

Shrek: DONKEY! STOP! I’M SORRY FOR TURNING YOU INTO A DONKEY AND MAKING YOU EAT MY POOP! PLEASE STOP!

Mario: YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD FORGIVE YOU THAT EASILY! NOW COME HERE!

(Mario drags Shrek outside and throws him into the car)

Shrek: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Mario: You’ll see...

(Mario starts to drive towards a cliff)

Shrek: DONKEY! ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU’LL KILL US BOTH!

Mario: No... Not me.

(When the car gets close to the cliff, Mario opens his door and jumps out, leaving Shrek and the car to fall off the cliff)

Shrek: DOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!

(The car crashes into the ocean at the bottom with Shrek still in it. However, Shrek is still alive.)

Mario: Time to finish you...

(Mario grabs a nearby fire flower and turns into Fire Mario)

Fire Mario: Burn, asshole...

(Mario shoots a fireball at the car causing it to explode, killing Shrek)

Fire Mario: That will teach him.

(Mario turns back to normal and starts to head home but then remembers something)

Mario: Wait... My car is destroyed so... how do I get home?

Well, I hope you enjoyed my Ending!