Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-33089462-20190115011807/@comment-30154049-20190115024408

Okay, here's the ultimate worst idea I could think of.

Jeffy's Apple Watch!

The episode starts out with Mario watching T.V. In walks Jeffy, screaming at Mario to make him change the channel.A commercial then pops up about a golden apple watch, worth at least $1,000. Of course, Jeffy wants it, and starts demanding Mario to buy it for him. With Mario being money concious, he says no. Predictably, Jeffy starts going into a tantrum, screaming and whatnot.

The doorbell then rings, and it's Goodman. Despite Mario having troubles at the moment, he enforces him to watch over a very valuable gold brick he had just found. Mario brings up the fact that he should just lock it up in a safe, cash the thing in already or take care of it himself, especially since Mario lives in a big house full of people and would not be the right person for the job Goodman ignores these things and threatens to torment Mario slowly in his cellar if he fails to take care of it.

Mario then goes to put the brick in a safe, only to see Jeffy going crazy, breaking through walls, crashing plates, flipping tables and things of that sort. Mario continues to tell Jeffy he won't get the watch, and attempts to put Jeffy in time out when he won't take a no, only for Jeffy to start pummeling on Mario. With the now beat up Mario now having two problems at once, the situation is getting out of control fast, so he calls Rosalina.

She arrives and observes the chaos that is going on, and agrees with Jeffy that Mario should just give him the apple watch. Mario refuses, causing Jeffy to start throwing stuff at him and Rosalina. With Jeffy officially off the wall, Mario goes to call a supernanny.

The "Nanny" in question ends up being Brooklyn T. Guy, who just makes jokes about how bad he is at his occupation or his ex-wife for a minute or to. Mario tells him to focus on the situation at hand, and he sees Jeffy breaking everything in sight. Instead of doing his job and try to get Jeffy to behave, he then tells Mario that he's an awful parent for letting his son be this much of a spoiled brat, despite Mario doing what he could to disciplene Jeffy. He then goes off, and publicly humiliates Mario for being a bad parent.

This ends up on the news, and Goodman ends up reporting it. While on the topic of Mario, he then brings up the fact that he will torture him if he doesn't take care of the brick he made him watch over.

At this point, Jeffy has pretty much trashed the whole place. He then resorts to things like blackmail, selling Mario's things until he gets the apple watch for him. When he says no yet again, he goes off to look for many of Rolalina's possesions to sell them. Rosalina starts to cry, and she snaps, at MARIO, saying that this wouldn't've happened if he just bought Jeffy the apple watch. She then leaves in a hurry, bidding Mario goodbye.

Mario is just about broken and crying at this point, but he remains strong and doesn't cave in to Jeffy's demands. Jeffy calmly walks up and asks Mario if he's had enough, getting a no in response. Jeffy had been expecting this, so he pulls out the golden brick that Goodman told Mario to watch over if he valued his life. Mario painfully watches Jeffy preparing to smash the thing into bits, and realizes there's only one thing left to do.

He yells at Jeffy to stop, and finally says Jeffy can have an apple watch, weakly going to the apple store and back to get it for him. With Jeffy having his apple watch, he says there's only one thing left to do. He takes the brick, and smashes it on the floor, giving one last "uh" to a dumbfounded Mario. Mario stares at the now shattered golden brick, until he hears someone breathing behind him who must've teleported out of nowhere. It's Goodman.

The final scene has Mario trapped in a cellar, as Goodman looms over him to give him a long and brutal death.

Okay, that was the worst I could possibly think of. Do you hate it?