Shrek

"Oh got to take a crap!"

Shrek about to take a crap

"DONKEY!"

Shreks Catchphrase

"CHEESECAKE!"

Shrek eating his favorite food

Shrek is a main character of SuperMarioLogan.

He loves taking big craps and has a crush on cheesecakes

History
Shrek was originally from the Dreamworks' Shrek film series and he won the Main Character Judging and picked Tour Guide for Today along with Mario as other things like thus His longest appearance is probably Shrek's Life Story. He also appeared in Season 2 of Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures.

Black Yoshi and Shrek


Shrek and Black Yoshi are seen to get along well and could be friends or in a creepy pansexual relationship. They often team up with each other (mostly to kill someone). In Skittle's Death, he and Black Yoshi both caused Skittles to die by killing him for eating their Cheesecake and McDonalds. In The Bird,Skittles, a rare extinct African Bird" that Woody adopted, ate Shrek's 's Cheesecake bale and messed with Black Yoshi's Call of Duty (which he does likes). This resulted in them teaming up to assassinate Extinct African bird, in which they succeed at doing so. But, the assassination backfires for them when the news reports that the zoo in which The Bird was kept was offering a £20,000 reward to who ever could bring her back alive. They were disappointed about losing their one-time chance at getting wealthy. In Toad is Cool, he and Black Yoshi teamed up again, but to oppose Toad and Ray Cheesey through a rap battle. HE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP A LOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, did i mention that he craps a lot, cause its kinda muy importante me amigo jose

Appearances

 * Main Character Judging
 * Main Character Judging Results
 * Shrek's Big Crap
 * Shrek's Costume
 * Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures season 2. Episode 6
 * Valentine's Day
 * Baby Shrek
 * Shrek's Hot Cheesecake
 * Baby Shrek
 * Baby Shrek Episode 2
 * Shrek's Homemade Cheesecake
 * Luigi's Mansion Episode 5
 * Bowser Junior's Summer School
 * Toad's Mistake 3
 * Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Season 3 Episode 1
 * Shrek's Crappy Wish
 * Mine!
 * The Big Thanksgiving
 * Mario's Grandpa
 * Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3
 * Super Bowl Commercials


 * Mario's Family Moves Out!
 * Chef Poo Poo's Kitchen Disaster!
 * Shrek's Diet!

Quotes
"I think we need to call Guinness we got a new world record here!"

"Oh darn I dropped mah cheesecake!"

"CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!"

"HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I love reading my book while taking a crap!"

"DONKEY YOU CLOGGED THE TOILET!!!"

"Look what you did donkey!"

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!!!!!! PLUNGE MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ehh, Downkeh "HHHHHHHAAAAAAAYYYYY!!" "I ned 2 taek a krap!" "DARNeT!! Darnet, Downkay!" "MicDonoldz! MMMMM!!!!" "I'M WoNT ANewan TUCH MEh SHIF PINUS!!!!" "MESTUR STINE DOWNKIY"

"Your mine now mushroom donkey!"

"ALRIGHT TOAD YOUR GONNA EAT MY CRAP FOR EATING MY CHEESECAKE!"

"I guess Toad wouldn't mind if I turn on the Blender!"

"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY CHEESECAKE!"

"Er because he ate my cheesecake donkey"

"I Well Nivor Et Meh Hat! I am haveng. . .vowse!"

Trivia

 * Shrek calls Mario Donkey because "He Looks like a Donkey."
 * He calls everyone "Weird names" except for Woody and Baby Shrek whom he calls "Junior".
 * He calls Chef Peepee different names
 * Shrek is the only character from Main Character Judging that is still in the show.
 * Shrek is the only known character to only eat and make supposed love to his favorite food, cheesecake.
 * Shrek believes he and Black Yoshi have the same skin colours but they don't but Shrek just loves him.
 * Shrek has been known to clog the toilet on more than one occasion and the resulting fallout ends up with a random character either dying or suffocating. Usually Toad is the victim.
 * Shrek is known to have a very short temper and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him. This is noticable in the SML short: The Bird when the bird Woody brings home eats Shreks Mc'Donalds and disturbs him when he is making love/ eating his Cheesecake in his room.
 * After eating the super hot shrimpo droppngs, Shrek becomes a super hero known as Iron-Shrek but he refers to himself as Iron-Donkey.
 * Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck.
 * Toad ate Shrek's cheesecake in Toad's Mistake, where Shrek killed Toad by trying to cut hm, putting him in the toilet, and by killing him in a blender.
 * He believes his butt is an ATM.
 * In the alternate dimension, he takes pees instead of craps, love sweet peas instead of cheesecake, and calls Mario "Camel" instead of "Donkey".
 * It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that he has an immunity to diabetes, and that he has Velvetta Cheese as his blood due to eating so much cheesecake.

Poll
Do you like Shrek? Yes! No. Kind of.