Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-27142606-20170630015727/@comment-34134665-20170702173441

Mario forms the Legion of Doom, consisting of himself, Shrek, Woody, Black Yoshi, and (forcibly) Cody. Their goal is to find the Spear of Destiny, a mystical object that can rewrite reality itself to their whims. The legion find the spear in Israel, and Mario rewrites reality to have Rosalina tortured in her own personal Hell, and to have himself as the billionaire CEO of Nintendo. Shrek rewrites reality to have all the cheesecake in the world. Woody rewrites reality to have all the Shrimpos in the world. Black Yoshi rewrites reality to have all the video game consoles in the world, Call of Duty games in the world, all the Kool-Aid in the world, and all the fired chicken in the world. Finally, Cody rewrites reality to have Ken become a real man. Mario decided to allow Liopleurodons to keep his memories, since he thought there was no possible way to rescue Rosalina, and made him into an SML Wiki user.