Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32634486-20170901233807/@comment-673671-20170905212116

Mr. Tumble: "OK, kids. Here in this aisle, we have coffee and tea. The beans are right here--"

(After seeing Jeffy jumping into the coffee beans)

Mr. Tumble: "Jeffy, what the hell are you doing?!"

Jeffy: "Making coffee bean angels, Mr. Tumble."

Mr. Tumble: "That's ridiculous, Jeffy! You know that you didn't jump on food sections like this! And look at that mess! You should never do that again, you filthy monster!"

Jeffy: "Oh yeah?! You and what army?!"

(Mr. Tumble and Jeffy's classmates look at him angrily)

Jeffy: "Oh f**k."

(Jeffy gets out of the tea and coffee aisle)

Mr. Tumble: "That's it! I'll tell Principal Steinback about this when we get back, after this!"

Jeffy: "Oh brother."

(Jeffy and his classmates return to their school after the field trip)

Mr. Tumble: "Mr. Steinbeck, you won't believe what Jeffy did!"

Principal Steinbeck: "What did he do this time?!"

Mr. Tumble: "He just cussed at me for what he did at the school bus and the field trip!"

Principal Steinbeck: "What?! What the f**k did he say?! I've got a good mind to tell Mario on you!"

Mr. Tumble: "Well, you've completely tried that for no reason! That's why I told Jeffy about cussing at the school!"

Principal Steinbeck: "Ah. Good. The conversation's done. Thank you, Mr. Tumble."

Mr. Tumble: "You're welcome, Mr. Steinbeck."

(Mr. Tumble leaves the principal's office after this)