Thread:KevinaThrashera/@comment-29971813-20170828024914/@comment-25769875-20170903015249

This is a list of rankings of characters of certain attributes. This is as unbiased as possible.

Strength
1. Banzai Bill

2. D-Money Senior

3. Bowser

Power
1. The Alien

2. The Alien's Wife

3. Bowser (MALSADA version)

Speed / Agility
1. Sonic the Hedgehog

2. Joseph (SuperPowers!)

3. Tom Brady

Intelligence
1. Jackie Chu

2. Jackie Twu

3. Stephen Hawking

Fighting Experience
1. Mama Luigi

2. Bowser

3. D-Money Senior

Retardedness
1. Jeffy

2. Tony The Tiger

3. Mama Luigi

Spoiled
1. Jeffy

2. Bowser Junior

3.Brooklyn T. Guy Junior

Artillery
1. Black Yoshi

2. Mama Luigi

3. Bowser

Obnoxious
1. Jeffy

2. Bowser Junior

3. Shrek

Beautiful/Sexy
1. Rosalina

2. Candy

3. Toadette

Homosexual
1. Cody

2. Kirby

3. Bubbles

Sick
1. Jeffy

2: Chef Pee Pee

3: Bowser

Scary
1. Hop Hop Bunny

2. The Scary Girl

3. Freddy Fazbear

Tortured
1. Mario

2. Chef Pee Pee

3. Cody

Sneaky
1. Bowser Junior

2. Burglar Paul

3. The Rat

Addicted
1. Crack Bear

2. Mickey Mouse

3. Hansel

Fat
1. Shrek

2. Atso

3. Bowser

Painting/Drawing Experience
1. Jacques Pierre François

2. Jeffy

3. Bowser Junior

Abusive
1. Nancy Francois

2. Bowser

3. Tyrone

Cute
1. Pikachu

2. Squirtle

3. Bowser Junior

Insane
1. Does Bad Things Guy

2. Doofy The Dragon

3. Tony The Tiger

Funny
1. Charleyyy

2. Doofy The Dragon

3. Jeffy

Athletic
1. Tom Brady

2. Joseph

3. Jackie Chu

Angry
1. Principal Steinbeck

2. Mario

3. Chef Pee Pee

Addict to Food
1. Shrek

2. Atso

3: Yoshi

Durability
1. Mario

2. Bowser Junior

3. Toad

Deadly
1. Does Bad Things Guy

2. The Loan Dolphin

3. Black Yoshi

Cool
1. Mama Luigi

2. Black Yoshi

3. Toad

Youngest
1. Junior Junior

2. Chaz

3. Peach's Baby

Depressed
1. Sadness Jeffy

2. Joseph

3. Blue

Oldest
1. Margaret

2. Bowser

3. Harold Wilfred

Meanest
1. Bully Bill

2. Anger Jeffy

3. Nancy Jeffy

Scared
1. Luigi

2. Koopa Troopa

3. Shy Guy

Technology User
1. Cody

2. Bowser Junior

3. The Alien

Profane
1. Jeffy

2. Goodman

3. Chef Pee Pee

Torturous
1. Jeffy

2. Bowser Junior

3. Nancy Jeffy

Creative
1. Jacques Pierre Francois

2. Jeffy

3. Chef Pee Pee

Violent
1. Does Bad Things Guy

2. Bowser

3. Black Yoshi

Ungrateful
1. Jeffy

2. Bowser Junior

3. Rosalina

Envious
1. Bowser Junior

2. Jeffy

3. Black Yoshi

Immature

 * 1) Rosalina
 * 2) Jeffy
 * 3) Bowser Junior

Despicable

 * 1) Nancy Jeffy
 * 2) Jeffy
 * 3) Rosalina