Board Thread:Ideas and Alternative Endings/@comment-30571467-20190201044514

WARNING: This story has swearing and violence.

NOTICE: This is inspired by "Chef Pee Pee Quits!" which also has a unfinished seventh part!

- CHAPTER 1: Fed up -

It starts off with Chef Pee Pee in the kitchen cooking food.

Bowser Junior then comes in.

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee! I am very hungry!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, I was just making breakfast. Mac & Cheese.

Bowser Junior: Well I want something different today!

Chef Pee Pee: DAMNIT JUNIOR! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE GREATFUL FOR ONCE?! I TOOK LIKE 8 OR 10 MINUTES TO MAKE!

Bowser Junior: So? That's not even that long.

Chef Pee Pee: STILL! AT LEAST BE GREATFUL FOR ONCE!

Bowser Junior: You know what Chef Pee Pee, fine! I will have mac &a cheese then because you are a booger nose!

Chef Pee Pee: Really? Again with the lame insults?

Bowser Junior: I'm telling my dad that you won't make me something else!

Chef Pee Pee: Whatever!

It cuts to Bowser in his room.

Bowser Junior then comes in.

Bowser Junior: Dad dad dad!

Bowser: Shut up Junior! Can't you see I'm watching Charleyyy?

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee is being mean and won't make me something else to eat!

Bowser: Well I don't have time for this! Please leave!

Bowser Junior: But daaaad!

Bowser: LEAVE!

Bowser Junior leaves the room while whining.

Bowser Junior: Uggh stupid dad and Chef Pee Pee! I'm tired of being with them because they are always grumpy! I guess I will invite my friends over...

8 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Bowser Junior: That must be my friends!

He opens the door.

Bowser Junior: Hey guys!

Joseph: Hey dude!

Cody: Sup? You ready for round 2?

Joseph: What?

Cody: Don't you remember? We made out with each other!

Joseph: And in my face you did! Gross!

Bowser Junior: No Cody! I was just inviting you guys to come in because my dad and Chef Pee Pee are being very grumpy and I am all alone.

Joseph: Awwwww that sucks dude...

Cody: Yeah. Can we come in?

Bowser Junior: Yeah! Come on in!

It cuts to them upstairs.

Bowser Junior: So guys. What do you wanna do today?

Joseph: I don't know dude...

Bowser Junior: Guys, what do I do about my dad and Chef Pee Pee? They are being so grumpy very time I am near them!

Cody: Maybe you should just... Well...

Joseph: Maybe you should live alone like I do!

Cody: Joseph!

Joseph: What?

Cody: I don't know if he can do that...

Bowser Junior: Great idea Joseph! But how do I do that? How do I find a home?

Joseph: Maybe you can come at my house and stay!

Bowser Junior: WHAT?! EWWW NO!

Joseph: Why dude?

Bowser Junior: It is a mess, it has a dead goldfish!

Joseph: You can live outside then!

Bowser Junior: You know, I guess that is not a bad idea.

Joseph: Yeah!

Bowser Junior: But what do I eat?

Joseph: There is some berries on some trees and there could be leaves as well.

Bowser Junior: That sounds great! I guess I will see you at midnight or so.

Cody: Are you sure you want to do this?

Bowser Junior: Do I call you four eyes?

Cody: Yes...

Bowser Junior: Then that is your answer!

Cody: Whatever...

At midnight...

Joseph: Ok dude. You ready for this?

Bowser Junior: Yeah I am! Hopefully this is ok... where do I sleep though?

Joseph: There is a hole in a tree. There is also bushes!

Bowser Junior: Good thinking Joseph! I am kind of tired! I guess I will try the tree first.

Joseph: Alright dude.

Bowser Junior goes into the tree but however, a Squirrel is seen holding him and kicks him out.

Squirrel: AND STAY OUT STUPID!!

Bowser Junior: Shut up small face!

The squirrel throws a acorn at him.

Bowser Junior: Ouch!

Joseph: Well, I guess you can try the bushes then.

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah!

He then goes into the bushes and gets pricked.

Joseph: Dude! Are you ok?!

Bowser Junior: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!! THAT HURTS!!

Joseph: I never knew those where prickly!

Bowser Junior: Ugghh! Now where do I sleep?!

Joseph: Well, my house?

Bowser Junior: Eww! No! It's dirty!

Joseph: Well you have no other option besides outside then.

Bowser Junior: I guess I will sleep outside.

Joseph: Alright then. Goodnight dude!

Joseph leaves him and goes inside his house.

Bowser Junior: Huh, I don't know what could go wrong? I guess it's time to sleep now!

Bowser Junior is fast asleep on the ground but however, a thunder storm is heard and rain starts dripping from the sky.

Bowser Junior: Me and my big fat mouth...

The next morning...

Bowser Junior is seen all shaken up and cold.

Bowser Junior: I shou-- I s-- I should havvvvve just sleeept with Jooooseeephhhh...

Joseph: Hey dude! How's it going?

Bowser Junior: I am freezing!

Joseph: Well, sorry to hear that... you know, you could use a job!

Bowser Junior: A what?

Joseph: A job! A career or something.

Bowser Junior: Great idea Joseph! But where do I start?

Joseph: I found a poster on my house.

Bowser Junior: What does it say?

Joseph: It says that Crash Bandicoot will be happy to get someone to work at his place because his worker Spyro died.

Bowser Junior: Hey! Maybe I can help him!

Joseph: Great thinking dude! Good luck with the job!

Bowser Junior: Ok! Bye Joseph!

Joseph: Bye dude!

To be continued...  