Man I Hate My Life

Man I Hate My Life is a song sung by Chef Pee Pee. He works for Toad, after he quits every single jobs he had before.

Lyrics:
(Song starts) Chef Pee Pee: Okay I think I'm feeling it. So I just dive in, Toad? Chef Pee Pee: Okay, Every single day I gotta clean up the kitchen!

Bowser's screaming at me saying scrub all of the dishes.

Junior's a gremlin he's a monster I live with.

That's the reason why I quit.

Cuz I just reached the limit the struggle is real.

I need a new job! I worked as a plumber and I once was a cop.

I shot a black guy and I planted a gun by his leg.

I quit the plumber job cuz I got poop on my head.

Worked at a call center but it got on my nerves!

They were so rude that's not what I deserve!

And a security guard at a pizza place,

the monsters came alive when you stayed too late!

Had to quit Bowser.

He treats me like a slave always make me watch his brat,

But I barely get paid!

But I hate these other jobs I don't know what to do!

Toad: Dude your life sucks!

Chef Pee Pee: Toad you don't have a clue!

Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,

I kinda wish that I was white!

Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,

I kinda wish that I was white!

Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,

I wish that everything was right!

Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,

I wish that everything was right!