Board Thread:Ideas and Alternative Endings/@comment-36196815-20190209030104

Goodman finds a magic lamp with a Genie and gets 3 wishes, but the genie messes up each one real bad. Goodman wishes for a lot of balls, but he ends up getting sports balls instead of testicle balls. Goodman then wishes for a lot of nuts, but gets metal nuts, chestnuts, and walnuts instead of testicle nuts. Goodman then uses his third wish to wish for infinite nipples, but the Genie states that wishing for nipples counts as cannibalism, and cannibalism is against the rules. Goodman tries wishing that wishing for cannibalism wasn’t against the rules, but the Genie gave his last wish to Mario. In retaliation, Mario wishes for cannibalism to be banned all over the world!  