Jeffy

"UH!!!"

- At random occasions repeatedly

"ARE YOU F*CKING HIGH???!!!"

- Jeffy's Catchphrase Whenever He Is Angry "Wanna see my pencil?"

- Jeffy's catchphrase

Jeffy Francois, known simply as Jeffy, is the tritagonist of the SuperMarioLogan franchise. He is known for being a foul mouthed child with a brain of stupidity, unusual personality, and a strange choice of clothing. Jeffy is the adopted son of Mario and his enthusiastic wife Rosalina.

History
Jeffy was born in a porta-potty ( "7th Jeffy Street" as Jeffy likes to call it) in Paris, France, on August 21, 2004. He never attended any school due to his mother lacking any sort of care for him. At some point in his life, he moved to the United States with his mother and possibly his father. Jeffy was then dropped off at Mario and Bowser's apartment because his mother was tired of his stupidity. He now lives with Mario and his family in the New House. Because his father was the late rich painter Jacques Pierre Francois, Jeffy is of French descent and extremely skilled at painting. His mother, Nancy, turned out to be abusive towards Jeffy and a prostitute. After Nancy was arrested for child abuse, prostitution, and much more, Mario chose to adopt Jeffy, who then resumed living with Mario, and continued to cause many kinds of mischief around the house.

Appearance
Jeffy is somewhat taller than the average teen, with a lanky and tall posture. He wears a blue bicycle helmet, usually has a pencil shoved up his nose, along with a yellow t-shirt that says "Jeffy," his name, on it. He wears short dark blue jeans with a diaper outside of it, which he occasionally spanks. According to Jeffy, the diaper is on the outside of his pants so the diaper doesn't get dirty. Jeffy wears black Adidas sneakers. His biological appearance seems to be his blue eyes inherited from his mother, and his dark brown hair inherited from his father. His face is oval shaped with two teeth and has a round nose, along with two eyelashes and a unibrow.

Personality
Jeffy has displayed acts that can be seen as outright idiotic. He has a bad habit of spanking his diaper placed outside of his pants. When he is called a "bad boy," he tends to have a meltdown by throwing his head onto any surface, but calms down when he is called a "good boy" (but this doesn't happen after the episode Jeffy Loses His Pencil!). However, he could have even more of a breakdown, by swearing and being rude towards Mario and Rosalina. He likes to put his "pee-pee" in various objects, especially Cheerios cereal boxes. He is also afraid of the most retarded things such as animals, toilets, snow, ostriches, and the flu shot. His mother delivered him to Mario because she did not want to look after him (according to Jeffy). Not much is known about his relationship between Bowser Junior and Joseph, despite the fact that they both called him "awesome" after once surviving a game of "Russian Roulette." Rosalina is more loving and caring towards Jeffy to the point where she acts like a motherly figure and calling Mario off whenever he gets angry at Jeffy. However, Jeffy has been shown to act smart, but in a dumb way at times, such as in Jeffy's Homework! when he reasoned that the equation 8-4=8, since they are taking 4 out of the equation, even going on a profanity-laced rant. Later, in Jeffy's Bedtime!, he called I-Am-Sam, the tall character in Green Eggs and Ham, a liar since he claimed that he liked the green eggs and ham, but the illustration clearly shows that he didn't eat the ham at all, and, despite suffering from mental retardation, Jeffy is an extremely skilled painter, result of his former father being a famous painter. According to him, he used to live on 7 Jeffy Street before being dropped off at Mario's door. Jeffy tends to soil his pants often. Sometimes, Jeffy can be even more demanding than Junior, as seen in Jeffy's Bedtime!, where he demands that Mario and Rosalina make his green eggs and ham, in "Jeffy Gets Potty Trained!", and when he demands that Rosalina give him marshmallows instead of peas, in "The Hitman!", where he wanted Jello after Mario gave him green beans, he refused to eat his McChicken Nuggets because he wasn't given 20 toys and threw them away, and finally in "Locked Out", where he demanded for chocolate cake, cried when Mario didn't give him it, and locked Mario out to enjoy the cake, especially in front of Mario. He also flips his desk in "First Day Of School!" because the teacher assigned a 10-page essay that was due the next day and cusses (mostly the F-word) at Jackie Chu. Sometimes Jeffy seems to have a prankster personality as in "Jeffy's Cellphone!", where he prank calls several places, including an employee named Josh, and in "Shrek The Babysitter!", where he locks Shrek in the bathroom with the help of Junior. During both of these videos, he seems to be less unintelligent, causing many fans to think that this could be a normal version of Jeffy, despite all of his intelligent moments in the series. Some people think Jeffy pretends to be retarded. When his real mother Nancy tried to claim him back, Jeffy begged Mario to let him stay and promised to be a good boy (and kept his promise by not playing the cat piano when he went back inside), indicating that he loves Mario very much. Jeffy's obsession with swearing may be from his mother and the way she acted in front of him.

Likes
Dislikes
 * Pooping in his pants
 * Marshmallows on pancakes
 * Playing his Cat Piano
 * Annoying Mario
 * Toys
 * Prank calls
 * Bicycles
 * Pencils
 * String cheese
 * Magic Tricks
 * Guns
 * Board Games
 * Spanking his diaper
 * Nintendo Switch
 * Police
 * Mario
 * Saying the word "Faggot (in Jeffy's Bad Word!)"
 * Making a grunt noise
 * The Bunny Do
 * Rosalina
 * Throwing stuff
 * Kicking everyone out of the house
 * Halloween
 * Board games
 * Chocolate cake
 * Bowser Junior
 * Cody
 * Joseph
 * Thanksgiving
 * Putting his "peepee" in various things (mostly in some cheerios)
 * Lying *His Pooperman shirt
 * Black tar heroin
 * Cheesecake
 * Play-Doh
 * Legos
 * Fidget Spinner
 * Drawing pictures
 * Money
 * Indiana Jones
 * Pretending to be The Poop Monster
 * Breasts
 * Money
 * Swearing
 * Barbecue Sauce On Chicken Nuggets
 * Making animal noises
 * Giraffes
 * Santa Claus
 * Cookies
 * Elephants
 * Dropping the F-bomb on people (especially Mario)
 * Misbehaving
 * Ketchup
 * Giving his pets vulgar names
 * Melvin (Pee Pee Suck 2/Poop Butt)
 * His Giant Inflatable Duck
 * Peeing on Mario
 * Nancy (formerly)
 * Bee
 * His chop saw
 * Mashed Potatoes
 * McDonald’s
 * Rapping
 * Tyrone Calvin Nutkiss
 * Black Yoshi
 * Painting on the fence
 * SpongeBob Moves In App
 * SpongeBob SquarePants (his favorite TV show)
 * His iPad
 * His iPhone
 * Destroying Green Beans
 * Drawing
 * Slapping women
 * Chicken Nuggets
 * French Fries
 * Throwing cartons of milk, saying that they slipped
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * Roast Beef
 * Pizza
 * Pizza Hut
 * Beating his meat
 * Drawing Jeffy (character)
 * Cussing
 * Toys R Us
 * Milkshakes
 * Coca-Cola
 * Ice Cream
 * Cheerios
 * Froot Loops
 * Lucky Charms
 * Shitass
 * Messes
 * Playing Minecraft
 * Watching YouTube
 * Jeffy Junior
 * Bikes
 * Piggie
 * Robots
 * Five Nights At Freddy's (In Robot Jeffy)
 * Politoad EX
 * Green Beans
 * Peas
 * Toilets
 * Being called a "bad boy"
 * Spankings
 * Animals
 * Bees
 * The Ticket Blaster (in Jeffy's Birthday!)
 * The Bunny Do stopping
 * Jeff The Killer ("hippopotamus")
 * Ostriches
 * Lollipops
 * Pieces of gum
 * Gummy worms
 * Gumballs
 * Getting the flu
 * Flu shots
 * Getting punished
 * His shirt running away from him
 * Getting underpaid for his teeth
 * His helmet running away from him
 * School
 * Teachers
 * Homework
 * Nazi Cheeseburger
 * Nancy
 * Evil Bathwater Bubbles
 * Taking a bath or shower
 * Snow
 * Balloons popping
 * Nazis
 * Dead Bodies
 * Being Grounded
 * People stealing his money
 * Flies
 * Bully Bill
 * Being called a retard
 * Losing his pencil
 * Breaking his helmet
 * The Moon
 * Toad
 * Hiccups
 * Bears
 * Camels
 * Lions
 * Spiders
 * Creepers (Minecraft)
 * Coals
 * Robber
 * Bike Taking Away From Him
 * Having a Toy Taken Away From Him
 * Jeffy Junior Misbehaving
 * Dudely Awesome
 * Getting Detention

Death Count
Bowser Junior's Nerf War! Jeffy's Mistake! (dream only) Jeffy's Flu Shot! (possibly, off screen) Jeffy Gets Stung By A Bee! (revived) 1 2 Switch Bodies! (off screen) The Golden Egg! (possibly) Jeffy's Fidget Spinner! (off screen) Jeffy Has Hiccups! (Mario's imagination only)

Early Prototype
Early Jeffy looks very different from the Jeffy puppet used in SML's videos. Unlike Jeffy, Early Jeffy's eyes are shaped more like a real person's and they appear to be black or brown instead of blue. His shirt is a plain yellow shirt that does not have the words "Jeffy" written on it. His hair and eyebrows are brown, It also shows that Jeffy used to have eyebrows at one point. Early Jeffy wears jeans without a diaper on the outside. However, this was later confirmed to be a forgotten character, Timmy (Human).

Sick Jeffy
Sick Jeffy is Jeffy with the flu, taking way greater effect than normal would with other characters such as Mario, and having a chance of giving others the flu. His appearance also changes to rundown, tired, and overall extremely droopy. The puppet was made by a fan. This version of Jeffy appeared in Jeffy's Flu Shot!.

Smart Jeffy
Smart Jeffy is a variation of Jeffy, appearing only in an episode of the same name, who is incredibly smart compared to his normal form, due to his pencil having impaled his brain because of a freak accident indirectly caused by Junior. However, at the end of the video, Jeffy sneezed, blowing his pencil out back down his nose, leaving a hole in his brain, and reverting him to his normal form.

J-Fee
A rapper variation of Jeffy that sings the song "Why?." He has gotten arrested twice; the first time for shooting an elderly woman and opening up somebody's mail, the second time for slapping a girl. This version of Jeffy appeared in Jeffy The Rapper!.

Emo Jeffy
Emo Jeffy is a more depressed version of Jeffy with goth-looking clothing and hair. This variant appeared in Jeffy's Tantrum!.

Green Bean Jeffy
Due to the Green Bean Giant being angry at for not eating green beans, he cursed Jeffy and transformed him into a human-size green bean. The curse eventually wore off after Jeffy ate a whole plate of green beans, reverting him to his normal state. This is the primary reason why Jeffy no longer complains about green beans until Jeffy’s Cat Piano Problem. This variant appeared in Jeffy And The Beanstalk!.

Banana Jeffy
Due to the fact that Jeffy has a yellow butterfly in his stomach, he turned into a banana. After Mario and Does Bad Things Guy, who was thought as Brooklyn Guy at that time, escaped from the banana (Jeffy), Does Bad Things Guy injected Banana Jeffy with a banana to human serum, which can turn any banana back into a human.

Redneck Jeffy
Redneck Jeffy is a variation of Jeffy with a Redneck brain in his skull. After Jeffy sneezed his brain out, the doctor accidentally dropped his brain in his recycled brain bin, and they had to spent 8 hours picking out random brains, one of the brains was the Redneck brain. He wears a Mexican hat, rattles a Cha Cha, and talks in a Southern accent. This version of Jeffy appeared in Jeffy's Brain!.

Drawing/Play-Doh Jeffy
Drawing Jeffy is a clone of Jeffy that he accidentally created by saying "Doodle doodle pencil fart!". Junior traps him into a piece of paper, and he is not seen until Jeffy Sneaks Out!, where Jeffy accidentally revives him with Play-Doh. He is shot and killed by Mario. This is the only variation of Jeffy that has had the most appearances. The puppet for this version was made by a fan.

Jeffy App Salesman
Although not a form or variation of Jeffy, it is an identical person, looking and talking exactly like him, aside from wearing Marx glasses. This version of Jeffy appeared in Jeffy's Tantrum!.

Angry Jeffy
Jeffy turns way more angry than usual after eating tic-tacs. He gets so mad that he even shouts at Junior, who is one of his best friends. It looks like the normal Jeffy, but with big slanted eyebrows. He appears in Jeffy Gets Help!.

Depressed Jeffy
Jeffy's face gets really messed up, similar to Drawing Jeffy. However, he is black and white, and wants to kill himself. This form's Jeffy isn't energetic like his normal self. This happened after eating tic-tacs. The puppet for this version of Jeffy was made by a fan. He appears  in  Jeffy Gets Help!.

Hallucination Jeffy
Jeffy turns into this form after eating tic-tacs. Its appearance is the same as the normal Jeffy, but he hallucinates and mistakes people as animals, similarly to the premise of Schizophrenia Case Study. He mistaked Mario as a lion, Rosalina as a camel and Brooklyn T. Guy as a chicken. This version of Jeffy  appears in  Jeffy Gets Help!.

​​​Overgrown Jeffy
Or known as Wig Jeffy. After Mario sees him, he goes to call a haircutter to cut Jeffy's 'hair'.

Mario
Mario is Jeffy's adoptive father. Mario has an apparent strong dislike of Jeffy, but deep down, he loves him. This is pretty much confirmed in Jeffy's Parents! However, Jeffy likes Mario. usually calls Mario "Daddy". Mario finally adopted Jeffy after a year in Jeffy's Parents! Mario was incredibly unhappy that Jeffy was dropped off at his apartment door and loathes the fact he has custody of Jeffy. Mario gets frustrated within nearly every video they appear in together. Most of the time, however, it seems that Jeffy annoys Mario, not on purpose. Mario has tried multiple times to get rid of Jeffy, but to avail. Most of his attempts ended with Jeffy back at Mario's step or in the case of Where's Jeffy?, Mario going back to get Jeffy because he had Rosalina's necklace, only to find out that gave it to a squirrel. In Bowser Junior's Nerf War!, both Mario and Jeffy even made a small cameo appearance right at the end and Mario attacked Jeffy with a Nerf gun. Jeffy gets Mario into trouble often. Although Mario gets annoyed with Jeffy most of the time, he has been shown to care about Jeffy, as shown in Jeffy's Mistake! when Black Yoshi was about to kill Jeffy; in Rosalina's Parents!, Mario gets scared when he assumes Jeffy fell to his death and freaks out when Jeffy gets abducted. It's possible Mario might only care just so Rosalina won't break up with him. Despite all this, they deep down love each other and can't live without one another.

Rosalina
Jeffy and Rosalina seem to get along well, especially on Rosalina's side. She copies Jeffy a lot. Jeffy usually calls Rosalina "Mommy" just like how he calls Mario "Daddy". Rosalina acts like a deep motherly figure to Jeffy, to the point of sometimes caring more about Jeffy, and calling Mario out whenever he abuses Jeffy, even breaking up with Mario when he heartlessly let Jeffy go with Nancy. He will yell at her occassionally if he does not get his way.

Bowser Junior
Considering how widely popular and revelant both characters are, Jeffy and Bowser Junior are very good friends. They enjoy hanging out with each other and make a good team. When both Jeffy and Junior met for the first time in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3, Junior called Jeffy awesome for surviving a game of Russian Roulette. Jeffy was indirectly also the reason for Mario and Junior permanently recognizing each other starting from that episode, and he also seems to like Junior. As of recently, both Junior and seem to get along more, as shown in Shrek The Babysitter! and Smart Jeffy. Junior even caused the main plot elements of Smart Jeffy and Jeffy Loses His Teeth!, wherein he made jump from a trampoline and hit a table in the former, and accidentally knocked one of Jeffy's teeth out with a T-ball bat in the latter.

Nancy
Jeffy's mom, whose name is Nancy, debuted in Jeffy's Parents!, and she was shown to be very abusive towards him, to a much higher extent than Mario was. Nancy acted like she cared about him when people were around, but when they were alone she would always beat him. Nancy eventually got arrested and Jeffy ended up getting adopted by Mario.

Jacques Pierre François
Not much is known about Jeffy's relationship with his dad, world-renowned French painter Jacques Pierre François, who had died after committing suicide in pursuit of his art. Due to the fact that Jeffy's "IF LOST" paper contains Jacques's name and address information, this could imply that Jacques used to care about Jeffy. Jeffy has also claimed that he learned basic French from his father.

Feebee
In Jeffy's Sister!, it was revealed that Jeffy has a sister named Feebee. Jeffy and Feebee are very similar in character, with nearly the exact same traits. They can even communicate to each other through diaper patting, somehow. However, because she has, so far, only appeared in Jeffy's dream, some speculate that because she was not dropped off along with Jeffy, Feebee either possibly never had been dropped off, never existed in the first place, or may probably be even dead.

Brooklyn T. Guy
Most of the time, the Brooklyn Guy doesn't seem to mind and cares about Jeffy, as shown in episodes such as Mario The Babysitter!, Jeffy's Bad Word!, Jeffy Goes To The Zoo! and Locked Out. However, in the third episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Brooklyn Guy is shown to get annoyed with Jeffy's behavior.

Chef Pee Pee
Jeffy seems to like Chef Pee Pee. Chef Pee Pee, however, does not seem to have patience for Jeffy, almost as much as Mario; for instance, he got annoyed with when Mario and he were trying to get to eat his green beans. Chef Pee Pee also seemed upset when ruined the pencil cake Chef Pee Pee made for him in Jeffy's Birthday!.

Shrek
Jeffy and Shrek don't seem to have a good relationship because Jeffy locked him in the bathroom and ate his cheesecake along with Bowser Junior so Shrek locked both of them on the bathroom with the toilet clogged.

Trivia

 * Many fans complained by saying that Jeffy is offensive and that he makes a mockery out of those with low-functioning autism. Logan has stated himself that is supposed to be funny like Chef Poo Poo, not mentally disabled. However, numerous people have explained valid points on how Jeffy is mentally disabled, and have disliked Logan for this, like when GamecubeDude pointed this out in in his video GamecubeDude300 vs. Jeffy (Character Critism).
 * Many people believe that Jeffy is in the autism spectrum, or is mentally challenged in general is because in Jeffy's Stupid Home Video, when the video of Mario torturing Jeffy was live on America's Stupid Home Videos, Brooklyn T. Guy states that Mario was beating up a mentally disabled child, whom he referred to as Jeffy. Furthermore, Jeffy says he is "autistic" when trying to describe himself as artistic in Drawing Jeffy!. In Bowser Junior Kinda Goes Camping!, when Jeffy is invited to "camp" with Junior and his friends, he responds with "I'm down... syndrome." Mario has also called him a retard on multiple occasions, though he may not mean it in the literal sense.
 * It has not been confirmed if Jeffy is mentally disabled and retarded.
 * In Jeffy's Homework!, Jeffy is revealed to attend "Special Needs School", despite the fact Logan has said Jeffy is not disabled. This has since been changed to Jeffy attending the same school as everyone else, suggesting that he is simply extremely unintelligent rather than mentally retarded.
 * In Jeffy Gets Bullied!, it is revealed that Jeffy's belief that 8-4=8 is now being taught as fact, under the name "Jeffy's Law."
 * He also thinks 2+2="Baby 2", 0+0=2 and 9+3=93.
 * Jeffy's original address is 7 Jeffy Street, Paris, France.
 * In Jeffy's Parents!, it is revealed that Jeffy's biological parents are Jacques Pierre François and Nancy.
 * He has been constantly abused by Nancy, his mother. (which in turn may be the reason for him treating Mario badly)
 * Jeffy is 13 years old, and he is of French descendant.
 * In the Pokémon series, Jeffy owns a Cookie Monster and somehow taught it Thunderbolt.
 * Despite being slightly unintelligent, Jeffy is still able to do many impressive acts, such as accurately painting the Mona Lisa on his Easter egg, finding a golden egg even though Mario threw it away, saying the full alphabet backward, and getting random articles of clothing out of thin air.
 * Jeffy is first seen without his helmet in Where's Jeffy?.
 * Jeffy sometimes speaks normally, and sometimes in 3rd person.
 * Jeffy has many different poses in the videos' custom thumbnails.
 * His theme song is Doh De Oh by Kevin MacLeod﻿.
 * In Jeffy's Birthday!, it is revealed that Jeffy's birthday is on August 21, and his birth year (2004) was revealed in Jeffy's Parents! after the other half of his "IF LOST" paper was recovered.
 * The puppet can be found on the Etsy website. The puppet on Etsy costs $500.
 * Jeffy is seen with his eyes bulging in Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!, Jeffy Sleepwalks!, Jeffy's Birthday!, Jeffy's Sister!, and more (including one eye).
 * From September 22, 2016, until September 27, 2016, SML was selling t-shirts for $19.99 USD and $26.11 Canadian dollars. This was revealed in Jeffy's Sister!.
 * In the First Day Of School!, Jeffy is in second grade, so many people thought his age was 7 or 8. Despite being 12 years old, he is in the second grade. It could be possible Jeffy has been held back.
 * It is possible that Jeffy puts his pencil in his nose because Jacques Pierre François got famous for putting paint in his nose and sneezing it out.
 * In Jeffy's Bathtime!, it is revealed that is aquaphobic, meaning to be afraid of water.
 * Eleven seconds in, you can see a possible early version of Jeffy in the SuperLuigiLogan video, Puppet Closet!This puppet was used for Timmy in The Christmas Special!.
 * Because to his lack of intelligence and dimwitted behavior, it's possible his mother never take him to school before he was forced to move with Mario in his apartment.
 * Jeffy has changed quite a bit since his first appearance in Mario the Babysitter!.
 * Jeffy used to bang his head on the nearest surface whenever he was called a bad boy, but this seems to have subsided.
 * In his first appearance, he was unaware that his pencil was in his nose. In recent videos, he knows that his pencil is in his nose.
 * In earlier videos, whenever he would pat his diaper, he would not respond to anything, though this has changed.
 * In his first appearance, his voice sounded way more different than his new recent voice from June 2016.
 * He used to put other things besides his pencil up his nose, but he later stopped doing that.
 * He used to hate green beans and refused to eat them. However, Jeffy promised to eat his green beans after Jeffy And The Beanstalk!.
 * However, Jeffy still hates Green Beans and broke his promise to Mario in Jeffy's Cat Piano Problem!.
 * Jeffy became 13 (a teenager) on the day of the 2017 American Solar Eclipse.
 * It is also revealed in Jeffy's Birthday Wish! that his birth sign is Leo.
 * On November 22nd, 2017, Logan uploaded a video on Chilly's channel saying that he'll make some minor changes to Jeffy, as YouTube kept on demonetizing videos that have to do with Jeffy doing inappropriate things, like humping a Cheerios box and swearing most of the time.
 * Smart Jeffy is the second character to solve a Rubik's Cube, the first character being Cody.