Mario

"It's-a-me! Mario!"

- Mario Mario is the main protagonist of the SuperMarioLogan series. Since his first appearance in Super Mario Got Milk, he's been voiced by Logan.

History
(see Baby Mario for more details)

Mario was originally called Jumpman and first appeared in the Donkey Kong series, until he found the Mushroom Kingdom and married Peach. Mario always had to save Peach from Bowser, usually with his brother Luigi, until the SML era. At some point, he bought a house, and invited his friends to live with him.



Personality
Mario is a down to earth sane man, one of the few SML characters who isn't made for laughs. Mario is a responsible man, formerly owning a house while supporting Black Yoshi, Shrek, Mama Luigi (before he died), Woody, Tony the Tiger, Mr. Pig, Toad, and temporarily the Angry Birds before kicking them out.

He also is rather clever, being able to trick Bowser into letting him and his family move in with him. He also outsmarted him by finding out he put poison into his food.

Out of all the characters, Mario is the smartest and least retarded character along with  Chef Pee Pee, Cody  and the  Brooklyn Guy. He's the generic guy stuck in a house of morons and weirdos.

Mario is also sometimes a bit of a pushover, letting people like Black Yoshi and Shrek live with him when they drive him crazy, even though he could kick them out. In Mario's Family Moves Out!, he admits that he doesn't know why Shrek, Black Yoshi, Tony, Woody, and Toad live with him.

Mario often gets angry and frustrated when dealing with the stupidity of those around him. Ever since Jeffy was introduced, he became more iratable and a bit more of a jerk.

He stands as the voice of reason in the house, and often acts as a foil to people like Bowser, Mama Luigi, Black Yoshi and Tony.

Mario has been shown to be somewhat shallow, such as in Mario's Beautiful Date!, where Mario not only tries to kill himself due to having no one to love, but also constantly asking if the woman was attractive as his main concern, not thanking Bowser or Black Yoshi or the Brooklyn Guy for getting him a "girl".

Mario's main flaw is that he's a creeper and a stalker towards women, as he kept whining and stalking his Peach, during his loneliness. He even slept with Peach's thong. When he met Rosalina (after Peach got a restraining order against him), Mario's lonely status ended once and for all.

Another flaw of Mario's is that he tends to get jealous over Rosalina paying attention to someone other than him such as D-Money Sr, Jeffy or her turtle.

Mario also complains about little things, such as having to climb up stairs in The Warp Pipe!. He is also shown to be ungrateful sometimes. He can also be tempted into doing something he shouldn't, as he killed Rosalina's pet turtle, who she adored.

Mario usely nice and generous, however, He begins to develop an often cruel and inconsiderate side in 2016. He tried to abandon Jeffy at the park in Where's Jeffy? and in Mario's Turtle Problem where he brutally kills Peewee by setting him on fire and bash him at wall, causing him to crumble to bits.

Likes

 * Rosalina
 * His friends
 * His job
 * Going on dates with Rosalina
 * Peach (formally)
 * "Milk and Cookies" song by Toad
 * Adventure

Dislikes

 * Jeffy
 * Shrek's stupidity and mischief (especially in the bathroom)
 * Loss of Peach
 * Loss of his job
 * Being lonely
 * Getting arrested
 * Black Yoshi's mischief
 * Bowser (sometimes)
 * Being gay
 * Dating with gay people
 * Threats
 * Loan Dolphin
 * Killing people
 * Gross things
 * Everybody (including Peach) disliking him
 * Someone in danger
 * Hansel
 * Being bald
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Dora the Explorer
 * Getting convinced of bad stuff he did not do

Relationships
Black Yoshi Mario likes Black Yoshi, but he however gets annoyed with Black Yoshi's gangster and freeloading ways and tries to get him to be responsible and a law abiding member of society, but Black Yoshi doesn't listen to him. Black Yoshi still cares about Mario and he brought Mario and Rosalina together.

Rosalina
When Mario first met Rosalina, he started to fall madly in love with her. He was also willing to find Rosalina's star, Luna for her. Since then, Mario has become loyal and devoted to Rosalina and started to love her even more. However, Mario can get annoyed with Rosalina being an airhead and gets irritated by Rosalina's constant taking about the stars. He also gets jealous when Rosalina pays attention to someone other than him.

Mama Luigi
While Mario thought that Mama Luigi was retarded, he was Mario's favorite friend. This is because of all of the wacky and crazy adventures they had in the series of Mario & Luigi's Stupid & Dumb Adventures. Mama Luigi was stupid and nonsensical, and loved Mario, and vice-versa. This is why his death was the saddest death in MLSDA.

Luigi
Luigi is Mario's brother. While they don't hang out with each other a lot, and he isn't in many videos, they are still really good friends and brothers.

Toad
Mario, like everyone else, hates Toad. Toad even got Mario arrested, when Mario was beating up Black Yoshi for killing Peach. However, Toad is seen traveling around with Mario in a few videos like The Big Thanksgiving.

Shrek
Mario sorta likes Shrek but gets annoyed at Shrek due to his constant begging for Mario to buy him cheesecake and walking all over Mario. But in the early videos, Mario and Shrek got along better. He also dislikes Shrek because he calls him "Donkey" and freeloads off him.

Bowser
Mario usually hates Bowser. He hates Bowser because he's always kidnapping Peach. Mario also hates bowser because he killed Mama Luigi, Luigi and Peach in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures. In Mario and Bowser's Crazy and Stupid adventures, like the title suggests, Mario pairs up with Bowser to find who kidnapped Peach (and Charleyyy that he saw on TV got kidnapped and without Mario knowing, he later finds out that the scene where Charleyyy was being kidnapped was part of the script). They don't like the fact that they're working together, however the duo do work together to come up with great ideas like torturing Sonic to get answers. They have also started to team up in adventures in newer episodes.

Peach
Mario was married to Peach for a long time. However, when Peach got pregnant, she started yelling and being rude to Mario. Despite this, Mario still loved her however. However, when Peach found out that Mario was bald, Peach got a divorce with Mario and he was heartbroken. Mario still liked Peach and wanted to remarry her. When Mario found out that Peach was pregnant with Sonic's baby, Mario hated Peach.

In Mario and Bowser's Crazy and Stupid Adventures, Mario wanted to save Peach and hope that she will love him again. When he saves her, Peach tells Mario that if she saves her baby, she will love him forever. When Mario and Bowser save her baby, Mario finds out that Peach likes Mario as a brother and tells Mario that they can start their relationship over and then get married (which they never did). Mario day dreams of killing Peach after she double crosses him in MABSACA.

In Mario's Valentines Day Problem!, he tried to re-date Princess Peach by pretending Rosalina's gifts were for Peach. Thankfully, he realized that he was being a jerk and permanently dumped Peach to stay with Rosalina.

Bowser Junior
Mario met Bowser Junior once. But it is known that Mario hates Junior because he kidnapped Peach in the Mario and Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventures series.

In Bowser Junior's Game Night 3, it is stated that Mario and Junior have never met, since, according to both Mario and Chef Pee Pee, they have never been in the same video before. This is not true because they actually have been in several videos together and then there's the fact that it's been established many times that they know each other, but it's possible they may have forgotten about each other.

Sonic
Mario hates Sonic. While Sonic has only appeared in a few videos, Mario hates his guts. Mario hates Sonic because he is a rival and that Sonic was dating Peach. In the end of MBCSA, Sonic died so that Mario never has to worry about Sonic ever again.

Jeffy
Mario hates Jeffy. Mario hates Jeffy because he is annoying and stupid. Although he is protective, such as when he lost Jeffy where he eats, and when Jeffy had a gun, he was looking and telling Jeffy to put the gun down (even though he should've been happy because he wouldn't have to deal with Jeffy anymore). He also killed Jeffy with a Nerf gun in Bowser Junior's Nerf War! In Where's Jeffy?, Mario abandoned Jeffy at the park.

Quotes

 * DIE JEFFY!
 * It's a me, Mario!
 * Let's-a-go!
 * My car!
 * Jeffy? Jeffy what are you doing?!
 * JEFFY!!
 * BECAUSE ON THIS F***ING CARD, BABY ZERO WOULD ACTUALLY BE RIGHT! BUT IN YOUR F***ING HEAD, AND YOUR F**KSVILLE, YOU ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BABY ZERO WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE, CAUSE ZERO PLUS ZERO IS ZERO. WHY!!
 * HE'S A GENIUS! HE'S A F**KING GENIUS YES!!!
 * LET ME GET SOME SCISSORS YOU.... (suddenly calms down) Wait a minute, Jeffy is stupid..
 * WHAT?!?!?! THE STUPID FUCKING BABY WON AGAIN?
 * WHAT'S WRONG!!!
 * THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!! (spanks Jeffy) YOU MADE ME DO THIS! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!
 * FUCK!!!! (in his dream)
 * (frightened of Jeffy, suddenly screaming in heavy metal).

Trivia

 * Mario has lost lose his status as the main star due to Junior appearing in many more episodes than Mario and his friends. This created the term "SuperBowserJuniorLogan" by a critic.
 * Mario is tortured the most in SML, even more than Chef Pee Pee and Cody.
 * In SML canon, all of Mario's adventures in the Mario series happened prior to the beginning of the series, confirmed in Mario's Turtle Problem!.
 * Mario is the oldest character of SML, debuting all the way back to Super Mario Got Milk.
 * Although a regular character, Mario has shown an evil and cruel side. This is best described in Where's Jeffy? in which he attempts to abandon Jeffy at the park. He also wanted to kill the Angry Birds who were Black Yoshi's friends and teaming up with The Pigs in Black Yoshi and The Birds Episode 7.
 * Logan had Lovell hold Mario in a couple episode for an unknown reason.
 * This is a Mario Party 5 Plush which is rare nowadays.
 * Mario is starting to get convinced of doing bad stuff to people but he doesn't do anything wrong. They think he lies all the time in some newer videos.

Poll
Do you like Mario? Yes! No. Kind of.