Talk:Bowser Junior's Playtime 3/@comment-32095431-20180929072521

Bowser Jr Playtime 3 ALTERED ENDING:

Sally: Where was I? okay yes.

Joseph: What were you saying?

Sally: I was going back into the bedroom, and I saw dad, in bed, cheating on you, with another woman.

Joseph: Wait, Is this true that you've cheated on me again, you deadbeat bastard?

Bowser Jr: No no no, Sally's lying,

Joseph: Stop with your excuses, you always did that.

Bowser Jr: No, honey, please trust me, I would never cheat on you like that.

Sally: Don't believe my dad, mom, he definitely cheated on you, now can't you just punish him for cheating on you?

Bowser Jr: Stop lying, Sally, I wasn't, and now you've ruined the family, you're now grounded for 2 weeks for being a snitch!

Sally: You can't ground me for that, I'm not trying to be a bad guy.

Bowser Jr: Yes I can because you've been snitching on your mother!

Joseph: ENOUGH!.....and Junior, I want a adults conversation in the kitchen, right now.

Bowser Jr: OK, and Sally, stay here.

Pretend House Scene 11 "The Adult's Conversation":

Bowser Jr: Yeah, So what is it?

Joseph: Junior, what the fuck.

Bowser Jr: What do you mean? honey.

Joseph: Junior I gotta say this, First you forgot the anniversary and gave me the fucking onion, and then you gave me the brand new car and cheating on me so you wouldn't tell anyone, and NOW, YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A LADY AND TELLING LIES AGAIN.

Bowser Jr: WELL, IF YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR OWN HUSBAND LIKE THAT, THEN FINE, LEAVE YOU FILTHY WHORE!!

Joseph: WELL ATLEAST IT'S BETTER THAN YOU CHEATED ON ME AND FORGETING ANNIVERSARY IN THE FIRST PLACE!! (walks away crying)

Bowser Jr: You're not going anywhere.

Joseph: Then what are you going to do about it?

Bowser Jr: I'LL GET YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! (punches Joseph in the nose)

Joseph: (sobs) OW! I FUCKING HATE YOU

Bowser Jr: THAT'S what you get, and don't ever speak to me like that again!

(Bowser Jr leaves Joseph crying)

Joseph: (thinking) I really hate him so much, all he does is complain, bicker and talking shit about stuff, you know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get revenge on him by cheating on him back, that's what I'm gonna do.

(Scene cuts to the living room)

Sally: So, did you learn a lesson?

Bowser Jr: Yes, kind of.

Sally: And you know cheating on someone is bad, you know.

Bowser Jr: Yeah, I know, but for now, I'm going to run some more errands, Sally.

Sally: But it's 10:00 at night.

Bowser Jr: But still I'll see you later.

Sally: Bye, I guess...

Pretend House Scene 12 "The Betrayal":

Bowser Jr: WHAT IS THIS??? I CAME TO THE MOTEL TO RUN SOME MORE ERRANDS AND YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH MY EX-BOSS.

Joseph: Junior, I'll tell you the reason why I'm cheating on you because it's payback for all the things you've done, you gave me a fucking onion for the anniversary that you've forgotten...

Patrick: Cheese and Onion flavour. (maniacal laugh)

Joseph: Patrick, be quiet, we're trying to have this conversation.

Patrick: Okay.

Joseph: Anyways, you gave me a fucking onion for the anniversary that you've forgotten in the first place, you've cheated on me 2 times at most with the women from the frickin office.

Bowser Jr: She's a nice lady.

Joseph: Junior, I don't care if she's a nice lady, I shouldn't have married this beer obsessed freak.

Bowser Jr: I'm definitely having a divorce now.

Joseph: Good, and you know why?

Bowser Jr: Why?

Joseph: BECAUSE I GET HAAAAALF! I GET HALF! I GET HALF! I GET HALF! HALF  HAAAAAALF!

Bowser Jr: You know what, I'm out of here.

Joseph: Fine, do that then, I'm just gonna have some fun with him.

Pretend House Scene 13 "The Divorce":

Bowser Jr and Joseph (in unison): Hey Sally,

Bowser Jr: Guess what, I have news for you.

Sally: Then what is it.

Bowser Jr: Alright, your mother cheated on me with the ex-boss.

Joseph: No, it's you cheating on me with the stupid women from the frickin office,

Bowser Jr: But she's a nice lady

Joseph: That dosen't matter anways.

Sally: Because dad, you've cheated on her and she'll cheat on you back with the ex-boss.

Bowser Jr: Anyways, the good news is we're finally having a divorce.

Sally: That's good, because you and your wife are as bad as each other.

Bowser Jr: I know that, she argue, she bicker, and she complain about stuff.

Joseph: (Gasps) Stop telling lies on our daughter again, Junior.

Bowser Jr: I'm not lying, you're lying, filthy cow.

Joseph: Whatever, Junior,  Just shut up and don't talk to me again.

Bowser Jr: Then talk to the fat and ugly cow, MOO!-MOO!-MOO!-MOO!

Joseph: WELL, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!

Chef Pee Pee: Junior, come here.

Bowser Jr: I'm coming, Chef Pee Pee.

Joseph: Hey Sally, Since your father's gone, I got something to tell you as well, I'm pregnant.

Sally: What?

Joseph: With Ken's baby.

Sally: WHAT??? Ken, you're grounded for getting Joseph pregnant.

(Scene cuts to the corridor)

Bowser Jr: Yeah, Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: It's past your bedtime, and your friends have to go home.

Bowser Jr: Awww, But we're having fun, Chef Pee Pee, me and Joseph were about to get a divorce.

Chef Pee Pee: I don't even know why you guys do this stupid playtime stuff.

Bowser Jr: Well, it's really fun, I mean, we've been like a real family, we have real family problems and.

Chef Pee Pee: Just wait till you become an adult, it won't be funny anymore.

Bowser Jr: I guess no, guys, you gotta go home.

(Scene cuts to the living room)

Joseph: What, it's over, dude?

Bowser Jr: Yeah it's over, but we can play again someday.

Joseph: Oh, that'll be awesome.

(Doorbell rings)

Cody: That must be my mom, Bye Junior.

Joseph: Yeah, see you, dude.

Bowser Jr: Bye guys, I'm going to bed.