Talk:Bowser Junior Kinda Goes Camping!/@comment-27491443-20170303165511

SML Question answer: (DO NOT BAN ME FOR THIS)

Shrek's blueberry cheesecake!

Plot: Shrek is taking craps in the bathroom as usual, and then he realises that he's almost out of cheesecake. Shrek rushes to the fridge and Chef PeePee tells him "Shrek, before you ask, yes, there's another cheesecake in the fridge for you." Shrek excitedly replies "Thanks Chef Donkey!" and opens the fridge and finds a mysterious blueberry flavored cheesecake with a sticky note saying "DO NOT EAT OR YOU WILL TURN INTO A BLUEBERRY". Shrek laughs that this nonsense message and calls "Donkey" (Mario) into the kitchen.

Mario: What is it Shrek?

Shrek: Donkey, read this message.

Mario: *Reads the message* Shrek, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Shrek: I know, right? It's so stupid! Well, if you need me, I'll be in the bathroom devouring this cheesecake.

Shrek starts to sit on the toilet and eat his cheesecake, unaware of the "warning". But before Shrek can crap it out, he notices his skin turning blue. Then he starts to swell up into a giant blueberry. (Use a blue climb in balloon for that)

Shrek: DAWNKEY, HELP MEH!!!!!

Mario: Shrek, what do you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow!!! Shrek! What happened to you?!

Shrek: I don't know, Dawnkey... call Donkey Wonka (Willy Wonka) immediately...

Mario calls Brooklyn T. Guy and he comes to the door dressed as Willy Wonka.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I heard somebody turned into a giant blueberry?

Mario: Yes, he's in the bathroom, come juice him or something!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Come on, Simmons, we've got another blueberry to juice!

Simmons: (Dressed up as an Oompa Loompa) Alright, mate.

Brooklyn T. Guy, Simmons and Mario enter the bathroom, where Shek flaps his arms helplessly.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Holy s**t! Is that the ogre who ate too much cheesecake and had a heart attack?!

Mario: Yes, it is.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I need to preform some surgery!

Shrek: No, Dawnkey Wonka! I'll pop!

Brooklyn T. Guy: No, all I have to do is just squeeze you until you squirt blueberry juice everywhere.

So now Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons hook Shrek up to a juicer and start squeezing him until the bathroom floods with blueberry juice (Blue Powerade if you can afford so much for the scene)

The end.

Can you do that please SML?