Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-30571467-20190101044702

WARNING: This story may have violence and swearing.

NOTICE: This story will be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program.

It starts with 13 old men sleeping in a abandoned house.

Their clock then starts rings.

One of them tries to turn off the clock but fails to and gets pissed and shoots it instead.

Old Man 3: Hey guys, it's time to start out day off.

Old Man 5: Yeah. Gotta kill those birds for food.

They go outside and shoot off a few pigeons and seagulls for their breakfast.

It cuts back to them in their house.

Old Man 7: You know, have you guys heard about that crime?

Old Man 3: What crime?

Old Man 7: That crime which involved the bombing, robbery and club shooting that happened 2 weeks ago.

Old Man 9: Oh yeah! I know that!

Old Man 1: So, what about it?

Old Man 7: Well, I was thinking like uhhhh... You know...

Old Man 6: Go ahead, take your time.

Old Man 7: We do the same thing...

Old Man 13: What? Really? Recreate what they did?

Old Man 7: Not recreate, but actually cause more chaos.

Old Man 12: Florida has been theorized for the past few months. What's the point of it anyways?

Old Man 7: Well, I was thinking we give them a surprise.

Old Man 10: I think I agree with this guys plan.

Old Man 2: Me too.

Old Man 5: Me three.

Old Man 6: Same here.

Old Man 1: I call dibs.

Old Man 4: Me six

Old Man 11: I think we should make a plan if we are gonna execute this.

Old Man 9: I got one!

Old Man 8: I will help him with his plan.

Old Man 9: Alright then!

They take a few minutes deciding how to plan their terror.

Old Man 9: Ok, so everyone got it?

The Rest Of The Men: Yep!

Old Man 9: Alright, tomorrow is the day we go out and start it!

It cuts to MarioFan2009 sleeping in bed.

MarioFan2009: (Wakes up) Ahhhhhh, morning time. Finally. Now I will just go and get myself prepared and finish off the 2016 categories! But first, I need to clean myself and then eat. (He goes to the bathroom and brushes his teeth and goes downstairs to eat) Alright, I just gotta go on my computer and just get through with all of the 2016 categories and I can start my day off!

18 minutes later...

MarioFan2009: Alright. I am ready to get some fresh air. (He goes outside and gets in his car and drives off)

At the SML wiki studio...

Rh390110478: So, Trikkiboy. How is it going with the vandals.

Trikkiboy: I just got rid of a few vandals today.

CuldeeFell13: Who where they?

Trikkiboy: For some reason, "This article is a stub" somehow got unblocked... I really don't know how... and there was yet another sockpuppet of bird accounts called: "Syrian bird".

CuldeeFell13: Why won't they give up?

Trikkiboy: They will get bored eventually...

A door knock is heard.

Trikkiboy: I'll get it.

Trikkiboy goes to answer the door.

Trikkiboy: Hey MarioFan2009! Come in.

MarioFan2009: Thanks.

Gummy Cow: Hey MarioFan2009 buddy! How's it going?

MarioFan2009: It is good. I just finished all the 2016 categories.

Gummy Cow: Good to hear!

MarioFan2009 goes to take a seat.

MarioFan2009: Hey 2epicworlds.

2epicworlds: Yeah, what's up?

MarioFan2009: When is chapter 6 of the sequel of "Soul Catcher" coming?

2epicworlds: It should be here today!

MarioFan2009: Alright!

It cuts back to the old house where the old men are.

Old Man 4: So guys, what crime do we do first?

Old Man 7: I say vandalism. SML wiki sock accounts to that all the time.

Old Man 4: Dude, we are not vandalizing Fandom... we are vandalizing Florida...

Old Man 7: Sorry!

Old Man 4: It's fine.

Old Man 8: I think we should do robbery. It's a classic head start.

Old Man 4: We don't wanna copy the Buckaroo though...

Old Man 8: Ok!

Old Man 13: Guys, I gotta a perfect idea...

Old Man 4: Yes! What is it?

Old Man 13: How about we sneak in bushes and shoot people terrifying them?

Old Man 4: ... THIS IS NOT FORTNITE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

Old Man 13: K! Sorry dude! Don't need to get mad!

Old Man 4: Ugh! Whatever! Any other suggestions?

Old Man 9: We should do bombings. Expect not on the road. Somewhere else.

Old Man 4: BRILLIANT! We can do robbery second and vandalism on buildings third. (Pulls out shotgun) who's read for some feuding?!

Old Man 10: I am!

Old Man 3 and 4: We are!

Old Man 1: I am!

Old Man 12: I'm in!

Old Man 7: So ready!

Old Man 6: We all are!

Old Man 13: Then can we do my idea fourth?

Old Man 4 shoots through Old Man 13's hat.

Old Man 4: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!

Old Man 13: (Scared) Yes boss...

Old Man 4: GOOD! Now everybody, do what we can do today and lets wait for tomorrow soon!

Old Men: Alright!

They do what they can do for their day and some continue what they where doing.

At night time...

Old Man 4: (Yawns) Alright everyone... guess we can go to sleep now...

Old Man 7: Yeah mate, I am tired as hell...

Old Man 8: Me too.

Old Man 4: Alright fellas, lets go get some sleep and wait for tomorrow. (Sets the timer to 6:30 AM) get ready boys...

They all go to bed and wait for tomorrow

It cuts back to the SML studio.

KAPfan9876: Alright guys, today was a hard days work.

CuldeeFell13: Yep!

MarioFan2009: Alright then, see ya all tomorrow.

Trikkiboy: Bye MarioFan2009!

MarioFan2009: Bye Trikkiboy!

They all go home and close up the studio.

-- To be continued... -- 