User blog:TheElectraFroot/SML Character Reviews - Rosalina

Okay, first thing to tell you: I'm not sure if somebody already did this. I'm a bit new here, and I haven't stayed in the cycle of SML as early as you guys. Therefore, if somebody already did this, I apologize for somewhat completing such an action.

Welcome to SML Character Reviews! Today, I'm looking at the character Rosalina! She is Mario's girlfriend, Jeffy's adopted "mom" (if only Mario would pop that damn question), and a character who somehow is quite annoying. She was introduced in the American Idol remake, and that... well... she was quite annoying in that one. '''How the hell does a kids song make you cry? Was she that '''concerned about stars? I usually like the character, but that was a start I don't know how to explain.

Next, she appears in Mario's New Girlfriend. Basically, Mario's trying to get a new girlfriend, and enlists the help of Black Yoshi (who's immersed in GTA or COD), who eventually fucks it up a little. We talk about that later. But then she comes along and Mario finally notices her beauty. It's beautifu-

Aaaaaaaand there's the "star" characteristic thing again.

Wow.

From then on, she's known as the Rosalina she is. But what's so good about Rosalina?

Pros

 * Would make a great adopted mother (and should get the hint that Mario wants to "bring it". *wink* *wink*)
 * Nice
 * Interested in night (hopefully she'll get the adult actions, though. *swiggity swooty*)

Cons
I'm about to drop the bomb here.
 * Tortured Mario in Jeffy's Bad Word!.
 * Repeats that crying about the stars and what not.
 * Doesn't seem to teach Mario good parenting.