Doofy the Dragon

"I don't have f**kin' teeth... This is gonna be a problem!"

- Doofy, Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem

Doofy The Dragon is a recurring character who first appears in Bowser Junior's Sleepover as himself. He's loved by Bowser Junior. He sings educational songs and often ends up killing himself with a gun. He brainwashes many kids to do bad stuff like drugs.

Bathtime Song (Bowser Junior's Sleepover)
"Make Sure You Clean Your Balls!"

"Make Sure You Clean Them Good!"

"You Don't Want Smelly Balls!"

"Cause Then Girls Won't Like You!"

"Make Sure You Do Cocaine Kids!" (Hilbilly-Styled Laugh)

(Accidentally Knocks Hairdryer Into Tub, Electrocuting Him)

Farm Animals Song (Bowser Junior's Pet)
"Old Mcdonald Had A Farm!"

"E I E I O!"

"And On His Farm He Had A Bunny!"

"E I E I O!"

"That Bunny Pissed Me Off So I'll Stab It In The Face!"

(The Blood From The Bunny Covers The Camera Lense, Leaving The Rest Of The Lyrics Unheard)

Shoe Tying Song (Cody's House)
"When You Want To Learn How To Tie Your Shoes!"

"Doofy Can Teach You What To Do!"

"First You Gotta Grab One Shoe Lace!"

"Then You Gotta Grab The Other One!"

"Then You Give Up 'Cause It's Too F**kin' Hard!"

(Too F**kin' Hard)

"Then You Grab A Noose And Kill Yourself!"

(Kill Yourself)

Muffin Man Song (Bowser Junior's Big Mess)
"Do You Know The Muffin Man The Muffin Man The Muffin Man!"

"Do You Know The Muffin Man 'Cause The Asshole Owes Me Money!"

"Have You Seen The Muffin Man The Muffin Man The Muffin Man!"

"Have You Seen The Muffin Man 'Cause If You Do I'm Gonna Get My Money!"

"I'm Gonna Shoot Em! I'm Gonna Kill Em! I'm Gonna Shoot Em! Shoot Em! Shoot Em!"

"You Know What Stop The Damn Music! Stop It!"

"Muffin Man If You're Hearing This I'm Coming For Your Ass! I'm Coming! I'm Packing Too!"

(Shoots Self)

Evicted Song (Bowser Junior's Playtime 2)
"I Didn't Pay My Bills! I Didn't Pay My Bills!"

"I'm Getting Evicted 'Cause I Didn't Pay My Bills!"

"My Wife Is Leaving Me! My Wife Is Leaving Me!"

"I'm Gonna Kill Myself 'Cause My Wife Is Leaving Me!"

(Hillbilly-Styled Laugh)

"Remember Kids: Woman Will Leave You When You Lose Everything!"

(Shoots Self)

Drug Song (Bowser Junior's Midnight Snack)
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!"

"I Have Drugs Inside My Car!"

"If The Cops Show Up I'm F**ked!"

"I Might As Well Give Myself Up!"

"Oh F**k That's The Cops I'd Better Run!"

"I'm Gonna Kill Myself With This Gun!"

(Shoots Self)

Easter Song (Bowser Junior's Easter Wish)
"The Easter Bunny Didn't Give Me Candy!"

"So I'm Gonna Shoot Him In The Face!"

"He's Gonna Bleed Everywhere!"

"And Hopefully Doesn't Stain The Carpet!"

"Oh Hey Easter Bunny You Little Son Of A Bi***! You Enjoying That Carrot Huh? Well Let's Add Some Lead To It!"

(Shoots The Easter Bunny)

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"

Electrocuting Song (Bowser Junior's Broken Leg!)
"My Wife Left Me!"

"She Took My Kids!"

"I Hate My Life And I Don't Wanna Live!"

"So I'm Gonna Put a Fork in The Electric Socket!"

(Gets Electrocuted)

Doofy O's Song (Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World)
"You need to eat a bowl of Doofy O's!"

"You could win a trip to Disney World!"

"All you gotta do is find a knife!"

"And then you need to kill my ex-wife!"

(Explains contest to viewers, then shoots himself with a gun)

Poll
Do you like Doofy The Dragon? Yes! No. Kind of.