Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32950723-20170829224912/@comment-33005294-20170901172038

Meanwhile in the parallel universe, Philox is about to kill Mario.

Pannenkoek2012 pauses the story.

Pannenkoek2012: But first, we need to talk about parallel universes

Pannenkoek2012 goes on and on and on and on about parallel universes in Super Mario 64. Paperbag Jeffy appears and shoots Pannenkoek2012. Pannenkoek2012 is not dead.

Paperbag Jeffy: WHAT HOW

Pannenkoek2012: I am immune to A presses. Oh, and speaking of the A button...

Pannenkoek2012 removes Paperbag Jeffy's gun, which serves as the A button.

Paperbag Jeffy: YOU MONSTER

Pannenkoek2012: Fight me, you faggot

Paperbag Jeffy: YOU DARE CALL ME A FAGGOT

An epic anime fight ensues.