Talk:Jeffy's Teddy Bear!/@comment-1784834-20191109024104

Alternate Scene:

Mario is about to have sex with the pencil

Jeffy: Wait, daddy! What would mommy think?

Mario: Jeffy, your mother is in prison, remember?

Jeffy: No, not old mommy! New mommy!

Mario: What new mommy?

Jeffy: You know, Rosalina?

Mario: ...who's Rosalina?

Jeffy: ...YOU'RE HIGH, DADDY! YOU'RE SO HIGH, NASA SENT A SPACE PROBE TO STUDY YOU! HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR OWN WIFE?!

Mario: Jeffy, there's no such thing as this Rosa-whatever woman you're talking about! I am NOT married, and I haven't been married since that bitch Peach divorced me just because I'm bald!

Jeffy: WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SMOKING, I WANT SOME OF IT! I REMEMBER YOU GETTING MARRIED TO ROSALINA!

Mario: Well then, you must be suffering the Mandela Effect, because I'm not married!

Jeffy: NNNGGHH!!!

Jeffy runs out of the living and calls Brooklyn Guy

Brooklyn Guy: Hey there, you call for a doctor?

Jeffy: Yes, I did! My daddy doesn't remember my mommy!

Guy: Which one? Nancy or Rosalina?

Jeffy: Rosalina!

Guy: Well, you see, Jeffy, Rosalina doesn't have anyone to play her anymore, so Logan, our creator, had to retcon her. That means she never existed in the first place. Mario doesn't remember her because Logan gets a sick kick out of his misery. He also has an obsession with using me.

Jeffy: ...I'M COMING FOR YOU, LOGAN!!!!!!