Message Wall Greeting:EthanGerogeG

Don't you dare message me if... Do message me if...
 * You want to have an appropriate conversation.
 * You have a page deletion request.
 * You have an appropriate question that I may answer.
 * You want to wish me something like Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, etc.
 * You want to show me something that is appropriate.
 * You want to be playful.
 * You want to greet me.
 * You want to appreciate me.
 * You need help on something that I could fix/deal with.
 * You want to tell me something appropriate.
 * You want to complain.
 * You want to advertise.
 * You want to spam unneeded messages on my wall.
 * You want to show me something inappropriate.
 * You want to insult me.
 * You want to harass/troll me.
 * You want to say something inappropriate.
 * You want to post nonsense on my wall.
 * You want to post something illegal.
 * You want to build drama.
 * You want to ask for personal info.
 * You want to tell me something inappropriate.