Harold Wilfred

Harold Mario Wilfred is a minor character in the SuperMarioLogan series and the grandfather of Mario.

Wilfred is first introduced when he gets kicked out of the nursing home after seven years for stealing pudding cups and causing problems. Mario then picks him up and takes him back to his house. He usually forgets Mario's name and can't seem to agree on one thing to call him. He seems to be into opera music and doesn't like Mario's taste of modern rap music that much. He also expected Mario to become a doctor rather than a plumbing mascot for Nintendo. At the end of Mario's Grandpa, Mario calls another nursing home for an interview. He has shown signs of sexism and racism.

Puppet
This version of the Harold Wilfred Puppet is from Silly Puppets.

Likes

 * Patriotism
 * United States of America
 * Being racist/sexist
 * White Supremacism
 * Pancakes
 * Working for the KKK
 * Watching TV
 * Accidentally pooping his pants and at times, sitting in it.
 * Killing nazis, communists, and terrorists
 * Fighting in the U.S. Army
 * Donald Trump
 * Old Music (His Jam)
 * Using Electricity to fight off the Nazis
 * Tom & Jerry
 * Life UhLert
 * Meta-Mucil
 * Duracell Batteries
 * Writing his name in German
 * Claiming he doesn't have any change when he encounters a black person
 * Fourth of July
 * Sexy Nurses (Veronica)
 * Lynching black people
 * Thinking that WW2 is still going on
 * Taking naps
 * United States Military
 * Wearing only his American flag underwear on the 4th of July
 * Candy
 * Touching women
 * Pudding (Favorite Food)
 * Old Technology
 * Yelling carrots in front of the Chinese
 * Calling people he can't hear Rufus, Murphy, Marcus, Montiago, Jimmy, etc.
 * Visiting Mario's house
 * Dropping nukes on Asians
 * Associating everything with World War 2 or America
 * Candy (Food)
 * Rosalina
 * Boobs
 * Calling people he doesn't like chinks and homos
 * Masturbating
 * Monopoly Board Game
 * Microwave (mistaken for a TV)
 * Trump's Border Wall
 * Claiming he fought in wars for his country to justify him being mean so people will treat him better
 * Wearing Jeffy's Clothes
 * Eating "kitty"
 * Soup
 * Veronica's Ass
 * Bologna
 * Dreaming about him in a war
 * Macaroni
 * Protecting his freedom from people who he considers enemies of America
 * Saying "What?" to people not talking loud enough to him

Dislikes

 * Nazis
 * Communists
 * Terrorists
 * African-Americans
 * Mexicans
 * People who he can't hear when they aren't talking to him loud enough
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Barack Obama
 * Homosexuals
 * His first nursing home
 * Modern Music
 * Hip-Hop (Monkey Music)
 * Toad's Rap Songs
 * Jackie Chu
 * Asians (Especially the Japanese because of WW2 and Pearl Harbor)
 * Japan
 * Having a heart attack
 * Breaking his hip
 * Falling on the floor
 * Democrats
 * Being left alone
 * Mario's Clothes (thinks they make him look like a clown and a homo)
 * Being locked inside the car
 * Mario trying to help him with something he thinks he can do himself
 * Mario leaving the lights on when he's away from home and ruining the economy
 * Taking his Alzheimer's Medicine
 * Pills
 * Mario using up all the electricity he could have used to fight the nazis
 * People holding his hand like a "homo"
 * Calculators
 * Tinker Toys
 * Rocking Horses
 * Hurrying up in the bathroom for Shrek
 * Concentration Camps
 * School
 * Nazi Traps
 * Students he's teaching who aren't white
 * Cellphones
 * D-Money Junior
 * Girls with Pigtails
 * His grandson dating black women
 * People who don't want to see him in his underwear
 * Cable Rules
 * Black Ghosts
 * Kamikaze
 * When he forgets to put all the money back in the Monopoly box
 * Getting arrested


 * When terrorists took his eyes
 * SpaghettiOs
 * Rosalina

Death Count
[https://sml.fandom.com/wiki/The_1UP! The 1-UP! (Revived)]

Trivia

 * In Super Bowl Commercials, Mario mentions the possibility of buying Life Uhlert for his grandpa.
 * In Super Bowl Commercials, Mario's grandpa is seen as the man trying out the Life Uhlert, where he is referred to as Harold. In Bowser Junior's 1st Grade!, Mario's grandpa is the teacher and introduces himself as Mr. Wilfred. This makes his complete name Harold Wilfred.
 * However this also means that Mario's name is Mario Wilfred apples to Nintendo's Mario "Jumpman" Mario. However, there is a possibility Harold Wilfred is Mario's maternal grandfather, which could explain why they don't have the same last name.
 * He still believes that the nazis are still around.
 * In his first appearance he reveals that he fought the Vietnam war.
 * He has bad hearing and often calls people different names.
 * He has implied that he is an ex-member of the Ku Klux Klan, and that he is worried about the ghost of a black man he killed coming after him in the afterlife.
 * This caused him to confuse Chef Pee Pee for a "black ghost"
 * He also makes a cameo appearance as a moviegoer in Bowser Goes To The Movies!.
 * It is unknown if he died in Jeffy Skips School!.

Quotes

 * "What?"
 * "Candy tastes like shit!"
 * "I think I'm gonna die here, in this smelly bathroom!"
 * "Damn those Nazis."
 * "It ain't nothing! Damn Obama's new cable rules!"
 * "It is my right, an American to sit here in my underpants, and spit on Nazis all day."
 * "The damn Nazis came, knocked me over, and tried to steal my kidney."
 * "See smell."
 * "I pooped! IIIIIIIII POOPED!"
 * "You kamikaze sons of es, i'll show you a kamikaze."
 * "How about I drop two more nukes, on your Asian ass!"
 * What kind of Nazi trap is this?
 * "I don't wanna go to no concentration camp!"

Poll
Do you like Harold Wilfred? Yes! No. Kind of. 