User blog:Tyler730/Top 5 WORST Videos of 2017 (so far)

Ah, 2017. What a good year. We know who Jeffy's parents are, we know what's behind the secret door, Logan has gotten 2,000,000 subscribers, Chilly is doing vlogs and behind the scenes, and there's going to be a big movie. However lately, we've been getting some crappy videos! Today, I will be counting down what I think are the worst videos of 2017 so far. This post got uploaded at June 16, 2017, so if there's a garbage video that got uploaded this month, I will do a separate review on that one. If you happen to like any of these videos, that's fine. It's only my personal opinion. Anyway, let's get started!


 * #5 Stuck!: Now when you think about it the idea of the video is original and actually creative. However, overused gags ruin it! We get the annoying "Cody's mom is a pig" joke again, and that stupid Savage Dance that was never funny to begin with! I loathed Junior in this video! I know I've talked about my hate towards him before, but he was just annoying! So was Joseph! What a craptacular video!


 * #4 Drawing Jeffy!: Here's a video where Jeffy starts another swear rampage. Seriously, Jeffy's swear rampages are old already! However, that's not the only problem with this video! Mario and Rosalina became idiots who can't tell the difference between two people! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Regular Jeffy and Drawing Jeffy don't look the same! This is also a ripoff of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Frankendoodle"! This video is just a mess!


 * #3 Jeffy's Tantrum!: This was originally my least favorite 2017 video! However, two video managed to beat it. I'll talk about them in a moment. This video was awful in every sense of the word. Jeffy is swearing...again! He was also throwing stuff! Why? Because Mario won't buy Jeffy the SpongeBob game. The biggest reason I hated this video was because Jeffy and Mario were out of character. Mario doesn't hit his son with a belt. Bowser does that! And Jeffy doesn't play the spoiled brat role. Junior does that! Skip this video at all costs.


 * #2 Jeffy's Fidget Spinner!: Can you believe many people requested a video about fidget spinners because they're popular? That's like saying Logan needed to upload a video about dabs because they were popular back then! Anyway, the video itself was pure crap. The Mario and Jeffy scenes were boring, and the Junior subplot was insufferable! I know I hate Junior, but he did nothing wrong. In my Worst SpongeBob episodes I did in Encyclopedia SpongeBobia, I said I hated "Little Yellow Book" because of what the writers did to Squidward. Here, they ruined Cody! I've been sorry for this poor guy who has been bullied by Junior and Joseph. However, I lost respect for Cody afterwards. Skip this video!

Dishonorable Mentions
Here are some videos that couldn't quite make the list.


 * The Dead Body!: This is another video where an overused gag ruins it all! The green bean joke/swear rampage is old already!


 * Jeffy's Piggy Bank!: This video is too similar to Drawing Jeffy. At least the plot is more original and not a ripoff, but it was still pretty bad.


 * Mistaken: Here's a video where Junior and Joseph are a bunch of pricks to Cody! It more than deserves to be on the list, but I just found Stuck to be worse.


 * Bowser Junior's Big Spill!: Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn! This entire video was that. It was also a pretty forgettable video. The only redeeming part of the video was the trailer for The Secret Door!.

And with that said, onto #1! And what I can safely say is the #1 WORST Video of 2017 so far is...Jeffy Sneaks Out!.


 * #1 Jeffy Sneaks Out!: That's right, the newest video got the top spot! Do you wanna know why? I'll tell you in the form of a list! Welcome to Top 5 Worst Things About Jeffy Sneaks Out!


 * #5 Drawing/Play-Doh Jeffy didn't need to return!
 * #4 That Hotdog Movie was cringeworthy!
 * #3 This video rips off Bowser Junior Sneaks Out!, Bowser Junior Sneaks Into A Movie!, and Drawing Jeffy!
 * #2 Mario and Rosalina are idiots who can't tell the difference between two people!
 * #1 Jeffy's swear rampage has returned for the millionth time already!

I'd rather be fed by hungry lions in a colosseum instead of watching another moment of this cringeworthy garbage pile of a video!

Even though 2017 had some awful videos, they also had some spectacular videos like The Golden Egg!, Black Yoshi's Scam!, and The Couch!. I still watch the newer videos, and I'm excited for that huge movie! Did I miss a video? Tell me in the comments what your least favorite 2017 video is, and why. I'm curious to know your opinions.