User blog:AustinDR/Jeffy Must Be Destroyed

(Jeffy hooked up to an electric chair. In the background, his parents are heard sobbing.)

Officer: Jeffy, you have been sentenced to death for the contamination you have wrought on Super Mario Logan's channel. You will be given a high voltage of electricity which will rage in your body until you are dead. Any last words?

Jeffy: What doin'?

(The officer gives the order, and the electricity is delivered to the chair.)

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Jeffy combusts from the high voltage, rendering his body to become crispy.)

Officer: Dead as f@ck.

(The officers cook marshmallows over Jeffy's burnt remains.)