User blog:Tyler730/From Bad to ROTTEN! Part 3 - Cody's Birthday!

''WARNING! High use of the word asshole!''

You know, whenever I think of an awful SML video, this immediately is the first one to come to my mind. If you thought SpongeBob's I'm with Stupid and Family Guy's Seahorse Seashell Party were bad, you haven't seen Cody's Birthday! yet! So this is a series where I review crappy videos of SML! I've already reviewed two Jeffy videos, so why not a Junior video? This is the worst of all Junior videos, and I can't wait to tear it apart! Let's do this! So the video starts with Bowser and his son playing foosball.


 * Bowser: I was a pro at hockey!

Hockey? Are you that dumb? It's called foosball! Anyway, I'm gonna skip ahead because that scene was just some unnecessary filler!


 * Bowser: EAT A BALLSACK OKAY?! OKAY?! YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN ABORTED!

Whoa, Bowser! You gotta calm down now. Cody and Joseph both want to challenge Junior in "hockey" (god everyone's an idiot). Junior decides that the oldest challenges him. Cody says he's eight years old. However, he was born on February 29.


 * Joseph: Happy birthday little weirdo.
 * Junior: Yeah, happy birthday faggot.

Some friends you are. Cody says he doesn't like to celebrate it.


 * Cody: Technically I'm turning two 'cause it's on a leap year.

That was a dumb move right there, Cody. And knowing Junior and Joseph, this happens.


 * Joseph: Oh man we have a baby in the house! WAH! WAH!
 * Junior: We have a baby two-year-old! Do you need a bottle, little baby?

"I'm surrounded by assholes."

- Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)


 * Junior: TWO-YEAR-OLD! TWO-YEAR-OLD!

This scene drags on far longer than it needed to! Why would you dedicate this time to see Junior and Joseph bully Cody like that?


 * Cody: You know what? F*ck you guys!

That's right Cody, f*ck them! Cody leaves and the two assholes continue playing foosball, and we get more filler. Bowser comes in and ends their game. That's what you little assholes get!


 * Junior: He's such a big buttface! I hate him!

And I hate you too! Junior and Joseph decide to throw a birthday party for Cody so they could treat him like a two-year-old! Fuck you both!


 * Cody: (on phone) Hello?
 * Junior: Hello, his first words.

Really dude? Really?


 * Junior: We're about to play naked tag, and Joseph is about to get out of the shower.

That is some disturbing imagery. Since Cody is gay, he comes at the door real quick. Junior and Joseph blindfold Cody, and take him to the couch, which has baby toys and a cake.


 * Junior and Joseph: HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, YOU BIG FAT BABY!

What a bunch of assholes. For the remainder of this review, Junior is Asshole #1 and Joseph is Asshole #2. Asshole #2 gives Cody a pacifier. He then gives him baby food.


 * Asshole #2: Who's ready for the airplane?

Cody fights back and doesn't eat it! Then the assholes decide to give him a milk bottle. Cody doesn't want that and Asshole #2 lights up the candle.

Asshole #1: SAY WORDS, YOU BABY! SAY WORDS!

Why not you shut up! They then teach Cody how to blow out candles.


 * Asshole #1: I wonder what babies are thinking.

They think exactly like you, because you are one! The two assholes decide to give Cody presents and teach him how to open them. The first present is diapers. The second one is one of those wheels with animals on them. And they teach Cody about animals.


 * Cody: Aren't you hearing yourselves? Don't you sound kind of stupid?

EXACTLY! Cody is smart! Junior and Joseph are IDIOTS! They are the babies! Not Cody! Junior and Joseph ask Cody what a cat says. Cody refuses. The two assholes call Cody stupid.


 * Cody: You are the worst parents ever.

Yeah, if my parents called me stupid, I would say the same thing. The third present is a rattle.


 * Junior: You're really gonna like it because you're a baby.
 * Joseph: And babies love to make noises.

Like you two! Next to Jeffy and Bowser, Junior is the loudest character in SML history! Anyway, the final present is a xylophone and ring toy. The red ring in particular isn't fully red.


 * Junior: And this toy is BULLSH*T because the top one isn't fully red!

Later we get more Cody torture and that STUPID SUN IS A PLANET JOKE has returned! We get Cody torture and the annoying joke!


 * Cody: SCREW YOU! SCREW JOSEPH! SCREW YOUR STUPID ANIMAL WHEEL! SCREW YOUR CAKE AMD YOUR WEIRD XYLOPHONE!

Yes, I 100% agree with you Cody! Then we get to the ending! Oh god! Cody's parents come in and also treat him like a two-year-old! So in the end, this was such a terrible video! The only positive thing (yes there is a positive thing) is the red ring scene. However, thanks to the insufferable scenes and filler, that doesn't even get a point. The final rating is 0/10! I literally wanted Junior and Joseph killed off! My next review will be Chef Pee Pee's Lottery Ticket.