Talk:Jeffy's Drivers License!/@comment-34595515-20180922202157

Here's my alternate ending!

Brooklyn Guy: So come back in 30 days for your license!

Brooklyn Guy leaves with Jeffy's license.

Mario: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: I can't believe there was no toy in the happy meal-

Suddenly, Mario punches Brooklyn Guy and he falls to the ground.

Brooklyn Guy: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: YOU TOOK AWAY MY SON'S LICENSE ALL BECAUSE OF A FUCKING TOY?!

Brooklyn Guy: But happy meals are supposed to have toys! That's what your son fails-

Mario pushes Brooklyn Guy and punches him in the face repeatably, but Brooklyn Guy grabs handcuffs and traps Mario's hands in them.

Brooklyn Guy: Got you! You're under arrest for assaulting an officer-

Suddenly, Mario snaps the handcuffs in half freeing himself.

Brooklyn Guy: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario punches Brooklyn Guy.

Mario: YOU GONNA GIVE MY SON HIS LICENSE BACK?!

Brooklyn Guy: OK! HERE! TAKE IT!

Brooklyn Guy throws the license at Mario who takes it.

Mario: Now you must do something for me...

Brooklyn Guy: What is that?

Mario: Do you know where Goodman is going to launch my license?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! It's at the New Mexico Desert!

Mario: I need you to take me there so I can get my license back!

Brooklyn Guy: What if it don't?

Mario grabs Brooklyn Guy's gun.

Mario: Then I'll blow your brains out...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I'll take you! Please don't kill me!

Mario: Good.

Mario gets into Brooklyn Guy's car and is driven to the desert.

A few hours later.

Mario: Ok! We're at the desert!

Brooklyn Guy: I see the missle!

Mario: I'm getting my license.

Mario jumps onto the missle, climbs to the top, grabs his license and jumps off.

Mario: I got my license! Now take me back home.

Mario and Brooklyn Guy drive back to Florida.

Another few hours later.

Goodman: I wonder where Mario is?

Mario and Brooklyn Guy enter the house.

Goodman: Oh, hey Mario! See this button?

Mario: Yes.

Goodman: When I push this button, it's going to launch that missle that has your license on it into the sun.

Mario: Well, launch it.

Goodman: Wow. You don't care?

Mario: No.

Goodman: Ok, then.

Goodman pushes the button and launches the missle into the sun where it explodes.

Goodman: That was so beautiful. Well, there goes your license Mario! I'll be back tomorrow for your house payment.

Mario: Well ,Goodman, I need to tell you something.

Goodman: What is it?

Mario pulls out his license.

Goodman: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE BACK?!

Mario: Well, I went to the missle, got on the top, and got my license back!

Goodman: WELL I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT LICENSE AND PUT IT IN THE SHREDDER! COME HERE!

Goodman lunges at Mario, only to be tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Goodman: OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! I THOUGHT YOU WERN'T GOING TO HELP MARIO GET HIS LICENSE!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I changed my mind! Also, you are under arrest for illegally stealing someone's license and you are going to jail for life!

Goodman: NO! LET ME GO! I'LL PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME GO!

Brooklyn Guy thinks for a moment.

Brooklyn Guy: I don't think it's worth it! Now come with me!

Brooklyn Guy grabs Goodman and throws him in the car.

Mario: Wait! Before you go!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes?

Mario: Do you have a grenade?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! Here!

Mario takes the grenade.

Mario: Hey Goodman!

Goodman: What?

Mario: Watch this...

Mario activates the grenade and throws it at Goodman's Lambourghini where it blows up the car.

Goodman: NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario: Ok, take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: I'll let you get away with that. See ya!

Goodman: MARIO! I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES ONCE I GET OUT!

Brooklyn Guy drives Goodman who is ranting and screaming at Mario to prison.

Mario: Bitch deserved it.

Mario enters the house.

Mario: Hey, Jeffy! I got your license back!

Jeffy: Thanks. daddy! I'm going to McDonald's with this.

Jeffy enters a car and drives to McDonald's.

Mario: Ok! Have fun!

I hope you enjoyed my alternate ending!