Goodman

""Get the fuck out.... You two are evicted as FUCK! Get the fuck out!""

- To Mario and Bowser in "The Koopalings! Part 2"

"Breaking news, m'kay?"

- Goodman when reporting the news Mr. Goodman is a recurring character in SuperMarioLogan. He usually cusses in every sentence, and he is the arch-enemy of Black Yoshi and Tyrone. He's probably the wealthiest character in SML, since he owns a Lamborghini, and owns Walmart and Domino's Pizza. He is known for his countless number of jobs, sometimes having them all at the same time.

He is the police chief since 2009 and was the landlord of the apartment complex. He's now the owner of Domino's Pizza and Walmart.

Puppet
The origin of the Goodman puppet is from Melissa & Doug.

Personality
Goodman is the richest character in the SML series, since he owns the Goodman company, Domino's and Walmart. But because of that, he tends to be very rude and overreacting. He's always trying to get money, even if it means suing the fuck out of companies for stupid reasons. And whenever a person is late on paying their debt to him, he flips out, insults them, and says they fucked him. Despite all these things about Goodman, he also tends to be very nice and intelligent.

Likes

 * Jobs
 * Big watermelon balls
 * Being rich
 * Cursing
 * Looking how rich he is
 * His Lambourghini
 * His elephant asshole suit
 * Getting richer than he already is

Dislikes

 * Crimes
 * Little tic tac balls
 * Chainsaws in apartments
 * Someone not making a payment (usually Mario)
 * Prank calls
 * Chef Pee Pee's ravioli
 * People trying to "fuck" him
 * Raisin balls
 * His wife
 * Mario
 * Bowser and Bowser Jr
 * Cheetos

Jobs

 * News reporter (mostly)
 * Pollice of ficer
 * Teacher
 * GameStop employee
 * Business owner
 * Judge
 * Lawyer
 * Doctor (rarely)
 * Bankering Home Employee
 * Importer Deals co-founder
 * TV repair man
 * Owner of Goodman Bank and Trust
 * Clerk
 * Senior Citizen Nursing Home Employee
 * Locksmith
 * Genie
 * Movie theater usher
 * TV presenter
 * Host of The Dr. Goodman Show
 * Police commissioner
 * Landlord
 * Host of The World's Smartest Person Contest
 * Chef
 * CEO of Walmart
 * CEO of Domino's

Quotes

 * "Mkay"
 * "Drugs are BAD."'
 * "Breaking news, mkay?"
 * "Alright little buddy, you have the right to remain stupid!"
 * "Alright Pee Pee, its time to get tazed mkay?"
 * "You did good, Pee Pee."
 * "Bowser, this is the seventh time this week, the first six times were because of child abuse and now prank calling? This is ridiculous!"
 * Sir, please step out of the car!"
 * Well, you have to because by law, if you do not teach him this, and he does not pass the exam, you'll go to jail for neglect!
 * I'm Mr. Goodman and I'm the owner of Goodman Bank that approved you for the $10K credit card that you ran up decide not to pay. So, how did it feel? When you fucked me! You fucked me hard! And so now I have all this shit on my hands, I have a fucking choo-choo train with a face on it! That's fucking mine! So you can go ahead take that too! Take my two favorite lollipops, my favorite! Then my broken heart because it got fucked! You fucked me, because you didn't make a payment on your $10K credit card! You fucked me, you fucked me good and hard! I have a damn space shuttle... that you fucked me with! So you can take that too! (gives the card to The Loan Dolphin.) And then this right here, a fucking Gumball Machine, Inside a Gumball Machine? Merry fucking Christmas to me, I didn't know I fucking wanted on my Santa Claus list. And I have a fucking..I have a fucking pool full of pizza over there, and I didn't know that I wanted that either! But you fucked me! You fucked me! No the fuck they're not! No the fuck they're not, they're my fucking glasses! So I want to fucking know, why do you fuck me, HUH!? Don't answer that! Why did he fuck me? (shakes the Magic 8-Ball) Answer not clear! Because it's fucking not clear why you fucked me! My asshole's so fucking big, I can fit that 8-ball in my ass! You fucked me, you fucked me good and hard what do you have to say for yourself? Well no more Credit Cards for you! (while he's cutting Bowser Junior's 3 credit cards like the cashier from the video Bowser Junior's Credit Card!)
 * Any questions?"'
 * "'What a faggot. Everyone, what a faggot!
 * "'Get the fuck out.... YOU TWO ARE EVICTED AS FUCK!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Man, you are ASIAN!
 * "'I'm gonna bite your nut sack off!
 * "You see this sentence right here? Bill past due, pay now? That makes my ballsack shrivel the fuck up, Mario."

Trivia

 * Goodman has a credit card reader in his mouth.
 * He has the second most jobs in the SML universe, first being Brooklyn T Guy.
 * He is the second most swearing character next to Jeffy.
 * Goodman may have some Japanese heritage as one of his companies Goodman Bank & Trust is located in Japan, but this could be non-canon.
 * In the newer episodes like The Fender Bender!, it is hinted that Mr Goodman is Jeffy's father as he called the phone asking if it was Jeffy. He also is hinted to be his father in Jeffy's Homework! as he was the only one to know about Jeffy back then besides Mario and Rosalina, and suddenly made a plan to force Mario to homeschool Jeffy.
 * In his first appearance back in 2009, he was a regular police officer and he didn't say his catchphrase "Mkay".
 * He is among the most common recurring characters in SuperMarioLogan's videos.
 * According to some fans, his voice and his catchphrase "m'kay" are inspired by Mr. Mackey from South Park as both say it at the end of their sentences.
 * He stated that he has 12 identical brothers.
 * In Black Yoshi's In Trouble!, during the scene where Black Yoshi goes to court, two Goodmans appear in the court.
 * Like The Brooklyn Guy, Goodman has several jobs.
 * In most of his recent videos like Bowser Junior's Painting! or Bowser Junior's Credit Card!, he seems to curse and say words like fuck, which are uncensored by Logan, Goodman used at the end of the video. This is a reference to the South Park episode "Medicinal Fried Chicken", where Colonel Sanders says to Eric Cartman "Just remember, I only tell you one time. Don't fuck me, Eric. Don't you ever try to fuck me." (Probably forgotten or not done on purpose.)
 * In Bowser Junior's Credit Card!, Goodman has the longest quote in the history of SML
 * In the World's Smartest Person Competition, he had a habit of calling Jackie Chu racist names, such as "Ping-Pong table", "sweet sour chicken" and "Bing Bong".
 * In Mario And Bowser's Stupid And Crazy Adventures, Goodman takes Mario and Peach's baby after Sonic is killed.


 * As of Black Yoshi's Scam!, Goodman now wears a black suit.
 * Usually, in recent videos, he always buts in everyone.
 * in his earlier apperances Goodman was calm although unprofessional

Poll
Do you like Goodman? Yes! No. Kind of.