User blog:St44/I Think Jeffy's Pokémon Card is the Worst Bad SML Video

'Remember that this is my ''opinion. You may think otherwise, but this is what I think. Please respect my opinion and don't write something proclaiming that I'm some dumb SML hater (which I'm not). I just want to explain what I do not like about this video. We good? K.'''

So, as most of you probably know, the newest SML video as of January 17, 2018 is Jeffy's Pokemon Card!. And I hate, no  despise  it. Why? Allow me to explain. I also assume that you have seen this video already, but if you haven't just click this and save us all some time.

Not Kind to Collectors
I like to collect Pokémon cards (kind of). While my collection is probably pathetic compared to some other collectors, I still have things like Ancient Mew and Base Set Machamp. This section is not me rambling about my Pokeman cards. This section is about how it makes collectors/any one else passionate about Pokémon cards cringe their gaping palms. The things that happened to the Politoed ex include: You would think that's enough, B U T  W A I T  T H E R E ' S  M O R E !
 * Use it as a coaster
 * Cover it in Sweet and Sour sauce
 * Drench it in water
 * Set it on fire
 * Bend it
 * Cut it in half

It's revealed that Cody has a Politoed ex (which was pretty dumb, more on that later), and said QUOTE "There's no point in even getting the pack when you can just buy the card you want". Personally, what I believe is that getting the packs is part of the fun of collecting the cards. Everytime you get a pack and it does not have the card you want, it encourages you to keep going because then, maybe, you can get what you were looking for all along...$100 later or so but still. If you just buy the card you want it's not as fun as getting it in a pack. Also, that was not would've happened in an average pack of cards at all. In the video, the pack Jeffy had consisted of a Magikarp, Machop, Caterpie, rev



ersed Chimchar, and Politoed ex, six total cards. What actually happens is that there are 10 total cards, consiting of 5 Commons (a circle), 3 Uncommons (a rhombus), 1 reversed card (any rarity), and a rare (a star). This is demonstrated in the crude diagram show to the right that I

put together in five minutes. Chimchar and Politoed weren't even in the Evolutions expansion (which was what Jeffy had). I don't know what exact sets they were in, but it wasn't those.

Garbage Ending
The ending of the video was just terrible. The fact that Cody had a Politoed ex all along was just dumb, and just a cop out. For those who do not know what a cop out is, TV Tropes describes it as "when a story builds to a certain climax and the writer suddenly wusses out and chooses a different, less ambitious or less satisfying ending. Logan has done this before, such as in Jeffy's Birthday Wish, and it is ever so prevelant here.

Overused Joke
The joke that Cody's mom is *insert animal known for being large* is seriously getting old. It was fine the first few times, then when it appeared in every consecutive video, it started to lose its luster. Now all it consists of is:

Cody: hey guys i saw mutant bacon at tesco the other day

Junior: oh wow i didn't know they sold your mom



* I N T E N S E  L A U G H  T R A C K *

Also, Wailord is know forever ruined for me. Thanks, Logan.

Conclusion/tl;dr
In conclusion, I found Jeffy's  Pokémon  Card insulting to dedicated  Pokémon  fans like myself. What happened to the