User blog:YouDontKnowSponge/Reasons Mario should put himself to sleep forever

At this point Mario should just put himself to sleep forever. Life isn't worth it for him anymore. It's the best choice for the red plumber.

Reasons:
 * He is forced to take care of a hideous dropped-off son
 * His wife mysteriously vanished
 * His brother never hangs out with him
 * He has a false landlord who hates him for no reason
 * His current interactions bribe into him and treat him like a slave
 * He has no real friends as his old ones no longer appear