Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-34778547-20180124061944/@comment-34778547-20180126073737

Thanks all.

Here's a new one:

Plot
Black Yoshi gets hacked on all of his consoles, and he gets (begs for) a gaming PC. When he gets it, he makes a Steam account, gets Call of Duty, installs it, then the Steam account gets hijacked somehow too. After a short realization, he quits playing Call of Duty altogether. He begins a new life without gaming. Mario greatly appreciates this as he believes that Black Yoshi not playing Call of Duty any more will make him less violent, for some odd reason. Surprisingly, Mario's thought was true, and miraculously, Black Yoshi is no longer violent and he is seemingly passive. The next day, Mario turns on the news and Black Yoshi appears in a news report. He apparently started sending e-mails claiming he was a Nigerian prince who needs "50,000 kazillion dollars" who will give back "1,000 nibbillion dollars" in return (yes, he actually sent that) and Goodman fell for it, but he only sent 1 million dollars, thinking he was going to get a huge profit. It turns out 1,000 nibbillion dollars is only 1 "Monopolis" dollar, according to Black Yoshi. Goodman arrests him on the spot after he realizes this was a scam. After his 5 days in prison, Black Yoshi is let out. He then reforms himself, as a new person. He then goes into IT (Information Technology, not the 2017 movie) but he unknowingly applies to Microsoft. Then he takes tons of calls for help with CoD for the XBOX. He realizes that this job is clearly not for him (as he just told everyone he answered "blow on the cartridge."). He wants to play Call of Duty again. As soon as he gets home, the XBOX is no longer in the game room. He is confused about this and he immediately calls for Mario's help. Mario states that he sold the XBOX, PS4, and all of his games. Black Yoshi is enraged by this statement, and he freaks out. Mario tries to calm him down, but Black Yoshi will not listen and keeps repeating "MARIO PLEASE!". Mario then tells him Jeffy actually has the XBOX. Black Yoshi pulls out his gun and rushes to find Jeffy and Mario, obviously, tries to stop him. Black Yoshi finds Jeffy in his room smashing the XBOX with a hammer and he points the gun at him. Mario quickly enters the room to stop him. He brings Black Yoshi a new XBOX and a new copy of Call of Duty: WWII. Black Yoshi drops the gun and runs to Mario, excited about his new XBOX. Mario yells at Jeffy to stop smashing Black Yoshi's old XBOX. Jeffy screams and puts down the hammer. Mario tells Jeffy to go to bed. Jeffy says no and that he wants to play XBOX. Mario says "Jeffy, how are you going to play a broken XBOX? It's not even connected to a TV." Jeffy responds with "Daddy, it's a X-box." He pulls out an Amazon box and takes a marker and writes a huge X on it. "See? X-box, Daddy." Mario sighs and says "U-um. Y-Yeah Jeffy, X-box." "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna play my X-box, Daddy." Jeffy says in a calm voice. "Y-Yeah Jeffy, you do that." Mario leaves the room, and it cuts to Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty. "Bop! Bop! Bop! Finally playin' me some Call 'a Dutis, folk!" The game ends abruptly, and the screen says "Can't connect to XBOX Live: The server is currently undergoing maintenance. Please try again later." Black Yoshi yells "MARIO, PLEASE!" and the video ends.

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That was my first story or "fanfiction". I'm probably never gonna make one of these to pair along with a thumbnail again unless I feel like it or it's requested so yeah. Thanks if you actually did like it, which is unlikely.