Talk:Jeffy's Paper Shredder!/@comment-34595515-20180311013529/@comment-37251600-20181230054220

Here’s my version of your ending and my continuation altogether

Mario decides to sneak underneath Goodman's car, as Goodman is about to drive away, Mario clings to the underside of the car, and Goodman drives off not knowing Mario is following him.) Mario: Where is he going? (Mario sees Goodman stopping at a mansion) Mario: Hmm.. This must be his mansion. (After Goodman enters his mansion, Mario sneaks out from underneath the car) Mario: I wonder what it's like in there... (Mario enters Goodman's mansion) Mario: Woah! This looks really fancy! (Mario hears Goodman coming, and quickly hides under the dinner table) Goodman: Now, that I've conned Mario, now to check on my prisoner... Mario: Wait, what prisoner? (Mario watches Goodman walk to his fireplace, suddenly he hits a button that is on a picture and the fireplace turns into a secret stairway, Goodman proceeds to walk into the secret stairway.) (Mario follows Goodman into the stairway, and sees Goodman unlock a rusty door and enter) Mario: What the- (Mario is interuppted by the sound of a man screaming and getting whipped) Unknown Man: OW! STOP IT! Mario: WHAT THE HELL?! (Mario looks into the cell, and to his horror discovers Goodman whipping a man that looks exactly like him) Unknown Man: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! Goodman: Hey, Brother! Guess what happened today! Mario: Didn’t I get that when I get my check back? Goodman: I just conned Mario out of a 350 million dollar lottery ticket! Unknown Man: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THAT! Goodman: Yep I have (Goodman whips the man a final time before leaving, while Mario hides under a desk as Goodman exits the room) Mario: Who is that? (Mario enters the cell and heads towards the man) Unknown Man: PLEASE! NO MORE! I CAN'T SUFFER MUCH MORE! Mario: Listen, I'm not Goodman. Who are you? Unknown Man: Wait, who are you? You look familiar... Mario: Well my name is Mario. Now can you tell me who you are- Unknown Man: Wait, Mario? Is that really you? Mario: How did you know my name? Unknown Man: Remember, I was the officer who came to your house, you called me when you were getting Call of Duty Black Ops II from GameStop, and I helped speedy with his speech impediment! (Mario suddenly has a flashback of the times Goodman was at his old house) Mario: GOODMAN?! IS THAT YOU?! Real Goodman: Yes! I'm the real Goodman! Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! Real Goodman: Well, here's what happened... (Flashback occurs) Real Goodman: When I was leaving your house one time after helping fix the cable, I was just driving to my mansion... (Flashback suddenly stops for a moment) Mario: So Wait? This is your mansion? Real Goodman: Yes, now let me continue please... Mario: Ok. (Flashback continues) Real Goodman: Anyways, as I was driving to my mansion, a car suddenly T-boned me! (A car rams into Goodman's car knocking him out) Real Goodman: After I was knocked out... I woke up in my mansion. At first, I thought it was a dream... But there was a masked man in front of me and I noticed I was chained to the wall! (The man reveals his face to Goodman, and he looks just like Goodman, but with a scar on one of his eyes, and a black eye on his other eye) Real Goodman: It was my brother, Badman! Goodman: Wait, Brother?! What are you doing?! Let me go?! (Badman slaps Goodman) Badman: I don't think that's possible Goodman. And don't worry about Mario. I'll take great care of him... Also, GIVE ME THAT!!! (Badman grabs Goodman and steals his bank account password) Goodman: HEY! THAT'S MINE! Badman: And your identity’s next! (Badman leaves Goodman in the cell screaming) Goodman: Afterwards, he made a mask to look like me! (Flashback ends) Mario: Damn, but what happened to your body, you're all thin, and there scars all over you! Goodman: Well, he beat me, whipped me, starved me, and bit off my nipples, and played jump rope with them! Mario: Oh... Well, Don't worry! I'll help you escape! Goodman: Ok, thanks... but usually when Badman leaves my cell, he always locks the door leading in here, but there is still a way out... Mario: Where? Goodman: See those air vents? They lead throughout all the rooms in my mansion. If you can get to Badman, the keys to my chain are in his pocket. Mario: Ok, I'll be back with the keys! (Mario opens the air vent and crawls inside) Goodman: Good Luck, Mario! (Mario crawls through a passage of air vents, and sees Badman in the kitchen) Mario: Hmm... Oh! I know how to get the keys! (Mario exits the vent leading outside of the mansion, and runs to his house and gets some pills out of his medicine cabinet) Mario: Perfect... (Mario gets into his car and drives to Goodman's mansion and knocks on the door) Badman: Who could that be? (Badman answers the door and finds Mario) Badman: (pretending to be Goodman): Oh, hey, Mario, how are you doing? Later Mario: Now's my chance... (Mario sneaks the pills into Badman's coffee) 10 minutes later (Badman drinks the coffee that was drugged by Mario) Mario: (looks at his phone) YES! Badman: What is it, Mario? Mario: Masane told me she is coming over for a date! Badman: Well, that sounds good, Mario! (Badman suddenly feels tired) Badman: Oh, I don't feel so good... (Badman passes out from the pills, which turn out to be sleeping pills) Mario: Seen Avengers: ♾ War I rather forget about the ending Now to get the keys! (Mario heads to Badman and takes the keys to Goodman's chain, then heads into Goodman's cell) Mario: Goodman! I got the keys! Goodman: Nice, Mario! How did you get them? Mario: Oh, I just knocked out Badman with sleeping pills. Goodman: Clever. (Mario uses the key to unlock Goodman's chain) Goodman: Yes! Thank you, Mario! Mario: You're Welcome! Now let's get you out of here... (Mario puts Goodman in his car, and drives to his house. Meanwhile, Badman wakes up after the sleeping pills wear off) Badman: Uhh... What happened? (Badman notices Mario is gone) Badman: Mario? Where did you go? (Badman notices his keys are gone) Badman: Uh Oh... (Badman rushes to Goodman's cell and finds that Goodman is gone) (At Mario's house) Mario: Ok, here is my current house. Goodman: Wow! This looks very cool, Mario! (Goodman notices the secret door) Goodman: Um, what is in there, Mario? Mario: One time, Noticed That there dead bodies in there now it’s chef Peepee’s room because we got rid of the corpses Goodman: Ok. Mario: Well, Goodman, since you haven't ate in a while, back in the cell, you can just help yourself to all the food I've got. Goodman: Ok, thanks Mario! (Goodman enters the kitchen to eat dinner for the first time in months) Mario: Right now, I've got to make a call... (Mario talks to someone on the phone and hangs up) Mario: Ok, they should be here any minute... (Mario hears a knock at the door) Mario: Who could that be? (Mario opens the door) Mario: Hello- (Mario is suddenly punched in the face by someone. When Mario looks up, it is Badman) Badman: WHERE'S GOODMAN?! Mario: Your Mom’s House Badman: Not What I had in Mind YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS GOODMAN??!! Mario: Outside! Badman: Where? (Mario runs upstairs) Badman: (Groans) Hurry up!!! Mario: Hey, woody? Woody: What do you want? Mario: Well, can I borrow that grenade? Woody: Sure! Mario: Ok, thanks! (Mario takes the grenade) Badman: MARIO?! WHERE ARE YOU??!!! Mario: RIGHT HERE!! (Badman looks at Mario) Mario: Cha-Ching On this you ugly bastard! (Mario takes off the pin and throws the grenade at Badman, and it blows up destroying Badman's Goodman disguise) Badman: MY IDENTITY!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT MARIO! I'M GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR NIPPLES, JUST LIKE I DID WITH GOODMAN!!! (Badman rushes upstairs) Badman: MARIO!! YOU CANT HIDE FOREVER!!! Mario: HEY, BADMAN!! (Badman sees Mario at the end of the hallway) Mario: Die. (Badman rushes at Mario, but Mario steps out of the way, and Badman falls out the window and lands on the ground, at that moment Masane arrives at the house for her date with Mario) Masane: (notices Badman) WHO IS THAT?! Badman: COME HERE!!! (Badman chases Rosalina into the house but becomes witchblade) Badman: YOU’RE ALIVE?! Mario: OH NO! (Badman tackles Witchblade, and aims a gun at her but she cuts it) Badman: Aw man that was my lucky gun Masane: Enough tricks! (gets back on her feet and becomes insane) It's go time. (Becomes Ghostblade, and charges) RAAAAAHHHHH!! Mario: God dammit, we don't have time for-- Oh, who am I kidding? I've been so looking forward to this. (charging) AAAAAAHHHHH!! (The two jump off the balcony and throws Badman into the kitchen) Badman: There goes my ulcer! Mario: GIVE ME THE GUN!!! Badman: NEVER!!! (Someone knocks at the door) Mario: THE DOOR!!! (Badman shoots Mario in the leg but dodges) Mario: OW!!! (In a Michael Jackson accent) Badman: TELL ME WHERE GOODMAN IS??!!! Goodman: HEY!!! (Goodman rushes into the room, and tackles Badman) Badman: LET ME GO!!! Goodman: NEVER!!! GwenPool: DON'T WORRY! I'LL STOP HIM! (GwenPool runs into the game room, and pushes the couch towards the balcony) GwenPool: HEY! (Goodman, Badman, and Mario notice GwenPool about to push the couch off the balcony) GwenPool: HERE COMES THE BOOM!! Mario: GOODMAN!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! (GwenPool throws the couch off the balcony and Goodman runs out of the way, and the couch crushes Badman) Mario: GREAT JOB GWEN!!! (Mario, and Goodman pull the couch off of Badman) Mario: IS HE DEAD?! Goodman: (after listening for a heartbeat) No, he isn't dead. He's just knocked out... Mario shoots badman now he’s dead and I’ll get the door (Mario rushes to the door and opens it to find Brooklyn Guy, and a force of officers) (Brooklyn Guy enters the house, and finds the chaos that occured in the house) Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROOM! Mario: Well, maybe Goodman can tell you what happened... Brooklyn Guy: Ok, hey Goodman do you know what happened? Goodman: Here, let me tell you... (After Brooklyn Guy and the cops listen to Goodman's story) Brooklyn Guy: So the guy knocked out right now is your brother Badman? Goodman: Yes, that is him... Brooklyn Guy: Ok, well Badman is coming with us. Simmons: Got it Brooklyn! (Brooklyn Guy drags the knocked out Badman they thought he is but he’s dead into his police car, and Simmons puts Mario in an ambulance) Brooklyn Guy: Well, this guy sure is getting the mental hospital until he’s good and new. (Brooklyn Guy drives Badman to the mental ward, while the ambulance takes Mario to the hospital) (At the hospital) Booette: Well, that's a relief! Bowsette: Wow! GwenPool, I can't believe you stopped a gunman! Andrey: Yeah, that's pretty cool dude! Dot That is awesome! Masane Leans to Mario’s nose and kisses it Rosalina: WHO’S THAT SLUT?! Dot fires Rosalina out the window with shocker’s gauntlets Dot: Haven’t I decided to go as shocker for Halloween next year? Andrey: You were Brooklyn Guy: Mario! You have a visitor! (Goodman enters the room, now in Badman's corpse in a suit) Goodman: Hey Mario! Guess what happened?! After my brother was sent to jail, the cops returned all his money to me! Mario: Nice! Goodman: They also sent me the 350 million lottery ticket, but I'm going to give it to you since you won in the first place. Mario: Thank you, REEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL Goodman! Goodman: Well, I gotta go refill my job applications. (Goodman leaves the hospital)