Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-35554213-20191104154051/@comment-34315999-20191223225701

Goodman: Breaking News M’Kay! Ken doll found with note in his pants: "I love you Cody, goodbye" found burned, broken, and dead. Let’s see Brooklyn T. Guy on the scene Brooklyn T. Guy: *shows burned Ken doll on fire* (fireman) we have not found out how to put out his fire; if we pour water on it, it is still on fire. Oh, and now it’s nothing but ashes. Cody: (crying) There’s no reason to live anymore. Goodbye
 * TV COMES ON*