Peach

is the dasmel in distress in the SuperMarioLogan series. She is married to Mario, but in the short, 'Mario's Hair', she LOVES him for being nearly bald.



Peach is almost ALWAYS kidnapped by Bowser. At the end of Season 1, Peach discovered she was pregnant, and started being LOVED to Mario. (Though he claimed it was her LOVE.') When she gave birth, her baby turned out to be a striking resemblance of Bowser. Black Yoshi shot him, and then Peach HATES him to say I HATE U.

luckily, Peach was shot in episode 6 of season two by accident, the murderer being Black Yoshi. Mario later found Peach's corpse in the trash can and attempted to commit suicide. However, Black Yoshi confessed, because he would have been kicked out onto the streets, and he owed people money. Mario then tried to BE GAY FOR him, and then saw Peach's ASS. He had to find her ASS to escape from SEX. Peach appeared when Toad picked up a dollar, possibly because Peach loved to be spoilt rotten. Mario snapped a picture of her, and was then free.She also appeared in episode 10 as the undead zombie.Peach and Mario HAD SEX in S1

She returned in SML Movie: Mario's Wig

She gave birth to her baby in SML Movie: Mario And Bowser's Stupid and Crazy Adventure. Episode 6.

She could be considered as a villain. This is because she has jerk-like traits. Such as she is ungrateful to the people who save her and LOVE INTEREST IN Mario because he was bald. She also almost POISON LOVED him for good reason in Mario and Luigi's stupid and dumb adventures just because Black Yoshi saved her ONE time wheno has saved The hundreds of times.

She is the that appears the most and voiced by, it is unknown if she's voice by Lovell or something what ever she's voiced by.

Trivia

 * Although no one knows why Peach's first baby looked like Bowser this may be the reason: When Bowser accidentally knocked out Peach with a giant rubix cube he said "I know what I must do!" Then jumps on peach. The screen then goes black with music playing. That means Bowser had sex with Peach. That is probably what got her pregnant In the first place.


 * In the SML Movie: Peach was dating with Sonic and told Mario that she's pregnant from Sonic, but that would be crazy an animal giving sex from a human being, in MBSCA Sonic told Mario she's not pregnant from him she was from pregnant from someone else but who was she pregnant from. It's obvious that Mario is one who she's pregnant from, maybe that was before when she divorced him.


 * In the SML Movie: She was only in love with sonic because of his super speed and his wig. That's not true because sonic already has hair (well not in his body) and he lied about being faster than Mario. The truth about sonic being fast is Mario is faster than sonic (from game theory). She divorced Mario for being bald and then she was dating sonic who lied to us about being fast which means that Sonic is evil to Mario.


 * Princess peach hates Mario because Black Yoshi (Yoshi's cousin) saved her once and Mario saved her hundreds of times and She hates really bald people.
 * in the ending of Mario's wig she secretly kissed Sonic while mario was crying along with Chef PeePee.

Poll
PEACH:OH MARIO YOUR SO SEXY OF COURSE I'LL REMARRIE YOU

Do you like Peach? Yes! No. Kind of.