Board Thread:Off Topic/Fun and Games/@comment-32950723-20170829224912/@comment-33005294-20170901173407

In the original universe, Mario is just standing there in the ruins of the wedding. All of his friends are dead. All of his friends are dead. All of his friends are dead. '''All of his friends are dead. All of his friends are dead.'''

Mario: All my friends are dead. Push me to the edge. All my friends are dead. Push me to the edge. All my friends are dead. Push me to the edge.

Mario shoots himself in the head.

In the parallel universe, Pannenkoek2012 is winning against Paperbag Jeffy. And with no A presses!

Paperbag Jeffy: IMPOSSIBRU!!!

Pannenkoek2012: Haha. You can't win. Time to finish you off.

Pannenkoek2012 summons the Mystery Goomba. The Mystery Goomba kills Paperbag Jeffy. Pannenkoek2012 unpauses the story.

Philox is about to kill EMB's Mario. But then, Philox's gun stops working.

Philox: DAFUQ?!

Mario: Haha. Time to beat your ass!

Mario beats up Philox.

Mario: KYS

Philox: Oh, okay

Philox kills himself with his gun, even though his gun is not working. Nabbit suddenly appears and shoots Mario with the Silver Bullet.

Nabbit: DID YOU SEE THAT JUNIOR?! That was so swag DOOD

Junior: NABBIT! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!

Nabbit: He annoyin BRUH thats why I kill him

Junior: You're gonna have a bad time.

Junior suddenly transforms into Sans and gives Nabbit a bad time. The parallel universe suddenly transforms into the world of Undertale.

Paperbag Jeffy suddenly is alive and wonders what the hell happened. He destroys the world of Undertale. Thus, the Parallel Universe is gone forever.

In the original universe, Santiago comes back to the ruins of the wedding with his partner, Chef Boyardee.

Chef Boyardee: So you want me to revive everyone here?

Santiago: Y E S

Chef Boyardee: Why?

Santiago: B E C A U S E  W E  A R E  T I G H T E R  T H A N  B A R K  O N  A  T R E E

Chef Boyardee: Oh, okay

Everyone got revived. The wedding resumes.

Santiago: Will you, Mario, take Rosalina to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Mario: I do.

Santiago: And will you, Rosalina, take Mario to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Rosalina: I don't.

Everyone: WHA?!

Rosalina: It's just that Mario hates Jeffy.

Jeffy: DADDY YOU ARE A FAGGOT

Rosalina: Yes! Yes he is! Rosalina shoots Mario.

Santiago: YOU KILLED MARIO N O W  Y O U  M U S T  D I E

Santiago shoots Rosalina.

Santiago: S A N T I A G O

Santiago disappears.

END OF PART 1